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In prison, I read
the entire dictionary,
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but dallying through the dictionary
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turned out to be an
exercise in futility,
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ineffectiveness, and uselessness...
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...until I read the Whooping
Crane mates for life.
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That was inspiring.
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That means even if the
male crane gets locked up,
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the girl crane stays alone
until they are reunited.
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She certainly doesn't nest
up with some white-feather
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Johnny-come-lately
Crane from Connecticut.
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I mean, what kind of
shit is that, Shay...
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I mean, Crane?!
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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
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That plane leaves the ground
and you're not with him,
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you'll regret it.
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Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow,
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but soon and for the
rest of your life.
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Come on, Gustavo. Put the game on.
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Gustavo, don't you touch
that fuckin' remote, man.
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It's "Casablanca." It's a classic.
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Why would I wanna watch this, Tray?
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A bunch of white folks
standin' around talkin'.
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On the surface.
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It's really about two lovers
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who ain't seen each other in years.
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Now they got people and
obstacles all in their way.
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You know something?
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This movie is about me.
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This movie about me and Shay.
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I'm Rick Blaine, and she's the woman.
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Just like this movie, I'm
gonna get my girl back.
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Watch!
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Actually, Rick doesn't get her back.
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She leaves with that dude Victor.
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Mm.
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Turn this shit off, Gustavo. Thank you.
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Finally.
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Damn it!
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That brings shit up, man.
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Got me all heat now, man.
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My girl, man!
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Got a new life. New man.
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Happy as shit.
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I can't even sleep
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because of this bullshit going down.
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Actually, what
you need to do, my man,
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is get a fresh start.
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The only way to get over your old bitch
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is to get a new bitch.
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Speak your truth, Gustavo.
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Go on a date, man. It's healthy.
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Fuck you know about healthy?
You're a sex offender.
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I can introduce you to
somebody if you want.
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Big Country, not in the mood.
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Not interested.
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Bet I could change your mind.
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- Ain't gonna happen.
- Okay, okay.
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Big Country, you wastin' your time.
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My ex is dope! She got the package...
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Intelligence, sense of humor, and vagina!
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Somebody say "vagina"?
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Oh, ho!
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Yeah, y'all gonna make room
for an expert right here,
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'cause "Pussy" is my middle name.
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Did y'all just hear that?
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He said his name is "Pussy."
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I did not say it was... I said
it was my middle name!
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You know what?
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You might think you
got a lot of them jokes,
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but I'ma tell you...
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I knew a guy who had spent
a long time in prison.
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When he got out after doing his bid,
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hadn't used his stuff.
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You end up with testicular atrophy.
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That is blue balls.
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This was very severe.
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The... The balls had
dried up and withered up,
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and one of them was like a raisin.
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Yeah, you know what?
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I think the one-ball fellow was you.
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He most certainly was not.
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Well, show us your nut sack, Mullins.
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I'm... I'm not showing you my nut sack!
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- Show us both of 'em.
- Nut sack!
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- Nut sack?
- Nut sack! Nut sack!
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♪ Mullins only got
one ball in his sack ♪
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Nut sack! Nut sack! Nut sack!
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I ain't showin' you nothing!
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Tray!
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Come here! This is Krystal.
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Now, I snuck her up here to meet you.
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Hey, Tray.
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Um...
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I think you should get
to know her like today
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because tomorrow, she is booked.
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Krystal, you're probably a nice person,
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but I think I'm gonna pass.
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Well, if you change your mind...
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...you know where to find me.
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The Bronx?
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Look, you gotta get back out there, baby.
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Let me introduce to the future, all right?
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I'm gonna take a couple of photos.
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I got some costumes.
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You know what I'm sayin'?
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Write your little bio.
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And then before you know it,
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you're gonna be swimming
in tenderonis, man!
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Fine.
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All right, all right, okay.
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First, we gotta seduce
them into swiping right.
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You know what I'm saying?
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That's how they... They let you
know they're feelin' you or whatever.
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So, we gotta highlight your best features.
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- You know what I mean?
- My features?
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Ye... Okay, okay, all right.
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For example...
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you got nice eyes, son.
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I do?
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Yeah, yeah.
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All right, so how about this...
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So, what... what... What
did Shay like about you?
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She liked, uh...
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She liked my stroke.
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Okay, all right. We gonna put that.
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"Stroke"...
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My foot game... My foot-rub game.
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- "Foot-rub game"...
- Foot-rub game.
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Yeah, mm-hmm.
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She liked my cooking.
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Okay.
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Most of all, she liked my sense of humor.
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- Most of all.
- Okay.
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And I'm a great provider.
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A'ight. And...
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But my money ain't movin'
like that right now, Bobby.
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What that got...
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No, these broke-ass thots
don't need all that, son!
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Look, that's what's dope about the app.
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You can lie your ass off!
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You can... Matter of
fact, let me show you that.
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Where you get the horse from?
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The stables at Prospect Park.
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$42 an hour.
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It paid for itself in ass that night.
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Genius movie, but that don't
even look like you, Bobby.
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I know!
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Oh, come on. Yo, come on, son.
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One date. One date!
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I already did that with Shay!
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We had something special, man.
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Locked and loaded. We was together!
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All right, all right.
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A little tough love right now, all right?
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Shay ain't thinkin' 'bout you, cuz.
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She thinkin' about the man
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she wakin' up to every morning she married,
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she raisin' kids with.
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Meanwhile, you at home
starin' at the ass print
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from Big Country's top bunk!
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It ain't heathy, Tray.
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- Here, put it on there.
- Ha ha!
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Let's... Come on, let's
take some pictures, baby!
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Let's go.
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It's all love, baby. Show the...
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Yeah, let me see the flower.
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Let me see the flower. Uhn!
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Bam... There it is. Put it up in the air.
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Put it up in the air like you a VIP.
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Ow!
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You in the club. Wap, wap!
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That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Get it wet now! Unh!
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All right, come on,
son, give me the Denzel.
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Come on, I'm talking '90s Denzel, man.
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Hold the g... Get the gun in.
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Hold the gun in. Yeah, n-no...
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Nah, I'm talkin' about "Glory."
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"Glory"? You didn't say "Glory."
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Yeah, now "Fences"! You givin' me...
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Yes! Yes!
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Oh, that's it. That's it. All right.
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Bobby, I'm tired of this, man.
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You got me crying all day, man.
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Come on, don't do that right now!
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What you want? What you want?
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Get me a wing and a keel
breast and a biscuit.
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All right, let me get a wing,
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keel breast, and a biscuit.
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Let me get a, uh...
Let me get a two-piece.
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Take it Jay. He'll get that.
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- Any bites yet?
- Not a clue.
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What are you doing?
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No, come on, son!
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I need you to focus, baby.
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- Let's go, man.
- I'm getting to it.
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Yo, you not getting
to it! You lollygagging!
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You starin' at Shay right now, m...
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All right. Listen,
I'ma... I'ma get you right.
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Hold up. Let me open
up this app real quick.
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Boom, boom, boom.
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There it is.
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Right, cute, and she a little flirty?
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That's what you're lookin' for right there.
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You know what I'm sayin'? No?
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- Too short.
- Too short?!
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- Too short.
- Whatcha...
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She bangin'! She is b...
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Yo, and she look like she
got all her teeth, son.
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- Bobby.
- That's a win.
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Nah, listen, Bobby, I need a
girl who's about something, man.
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Some substance, man. Been
through the shit, man.
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- Next.
- Yo!
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All right. All right. All right.
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I got that. I...
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L-Look at that.
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- Let me see.
- Uh-huh. Come on, son.
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Look like she been through some shit.
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- You know what I mean?
- No, man.
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I don't trust no one that
found religion before prison.
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You right. You right. You right.
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My... You right on that.
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Okay, wait, wait, wait.
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Give me a second.
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Give me a second. Give...
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This... This her right here.
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Check out. What about her?
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She is fine.
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Tamara... 37,
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divorcee, 2 kids.
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Yeah.
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Ooh! And look at this up top!
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It says, "I'm a nice person."
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- That's the nail in the coffin for a kiss.
- There it is. Come on.
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There it is. So, whatcha gonna do, son?
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What do you mean what am I gonna do?
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Whatcha gonna do? You gonna swipe right?
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Swipe right. Bam!
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All right, now, look, look, look now.
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I don't want you to get discouraged.
It may take a couple of days.
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You know what I'm sayin'?
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- Ooh! A match.
- What?!
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Right there. Look. We matched right there.
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Oh, you in the game, baby!
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Ah!
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- Let's go.
- I am, man.
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- Chicken and bisc...
- You got my keel breast?
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You put my keel breast in there?
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- Hey, keel breast in here?
- Yes.
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Let me g... Can I get some more hot sauce?
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Ain't no hot sauce.
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Come on, s... And where the drinks at, man?
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Where the dr... What y'all doing?
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- Right here.
- What y'all doing today?
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- Bring the drinks.
- Come on, man.
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- I'm in it.
- Y'all... Y'all slippin' today.
257
00:08:38,714 --> 00:08:40,850
- Look how she looks, man.
- I know. She bangin'.
258
00:08:40,884 --> 00:08:43,456
♪ Tray got a girl, Tray got a girl ♪
259
00:08:43,488 --> 00:08:45,458
♪ Tray got a girl in the world, ha! ♪
260
00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:47,729
♪ Tray got a girl, Tray got a girl ♪
261
00:08:47,764 --> 00:08:49,616
♪ Tray got a girl in the world ♪
262
00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,029
Hello?
263
00:08:56,310 --> 00:08:57,617
Hi, Tray.
264
00:08:58,265 --> 00:08:59,735
Oh, you cute!
265
00:09:00,234 --> 00:09:01,771
Hi, TaMara.
266
00:09:01,771 --> 00:09:03,407
It's nice to meet you.
267
00:09:03,442 --> 00:09:05,733
It's so nice to meet you, too.
268
00:09:07,389 --> 00:09:08,927
Whatcha wearin'?
269
00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:10,629
Oh, I just got out the shower, boo.
270
00:09:10,949 --> 00:09:12,608
You know, I'm gettin' ready for you.
271
00:09:12,608 --> 00:09:13,725
Just grooming up.
272
00:09:13,725 --> 00:09:15,103
You know, I don't be getting
in the shower for everybody,
273
00:09:15,103 --> 00:09:16,639
but I did that for you.
274
00:09:17,871 --> 00:09:20,293
Well, I just thought
that I would FaceTime you
275
00:09:20,341 --> 00:09:22,846
and get that awkward first
meeting out of the way
276
00:09:22,871 --> 00:09:25,476
so that when we see each
other later on tonight
277
00:09:25,508 --> 00:09:27,148
it would be like, "Oh!
278
00:09:27,173 --> 00:09:29,682
Okay, so nice to see you again!"
279
00:09:30,154 --> 00:09:31,356
To be honest,
280
00:09:31,391 --> 00:09:33,094
I was a little nervous
about all this, you know,
281
00:09:33,127 --> 00:09:35,064
but that... that was adorable as fuck.
282
00:09:35,864 --> 00:09:37,219
Thank you.
283
00:09:37,219 --> 00:09:39,162
You really shine on my heart, Shay.
284
00:09:39,187 --> 00:09:40,154
What?
285
00:09:40,155 --> 00:09:41,425
Ooh, shit!
286
00:09:41,458 --> 00:09:42,452
Fuck.
287
00:09:43,310 --> 00:09:44,814
She sounds cute.
288
00:09:44,839 --> 00:09:47,910
- Mullins!
- I see you got your little shirt ready.
289
00:09:47,935 --> 00:09:50,231
You got your jeans all fresh,
290
00:09:50,231 --> 00:09:51,948
Timbos lined up, ready to go.
291
00:09:51,948 --> 00:09:53,149
You got a date?
292
00:09:53,183 --> 00:09:54,587
Get off my bed, Mullins.
293
00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:56,557
I don't want you leavin' bed
bugs and shit on my sheets!
294
00:09:57,636 --> 00:09:59,548
You hurtin' my feelings today, Barker.
295
00:09:59,696 --> 00:10:01,499
Why you had to tell them that I was the one
296
00:10:01,531 --> 00:10:04,089
that might've been the
one that the one ball, huh?
297
00:10:04,661 --> 00:10:06,741
You really think you're
a bigger player than me?
298
00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:07,943
Whatever, Mullins.
299
00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,413
Mm. Okay.
300
00:10:09,447 --> 00:10:12,018
Well, since we don't want
to talk statistics,
301
00:10:12,050 --> 00:10:13,285
let's talk logistics.
302
00:10:13,789 --> 00:10:15,813
You better have your ass back in here
303
00:10:15,813 --> 00:10:18,213
by 11:59 tonight, Cinderella,
304
00:10:18,238 --> 00:10:19,686
'cause that's the curfew.
305
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,921
11:59?
306
00:10:20,955 --> 00:10:22,592
Come on, you know I got
a date tonight, Mullins!
307
00:10:22,626 --> 00:10:24,163
Well, I don't make the rules.
308
00:10:24,163 --> 00:10:25,365
I just enforce 'em
309
00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:28,059
on wise-ass ex-convicts
like yourself.
310
00:10:28,574 --> 00:10:30,188
Hey, Mullins. Mullins.
311
00:10:30,188 --> 00:10:31,140
Mullins, man.
312
00:10:31,140 --> 00:10:32,943
No need to get hasty. Man, listen.
313
00:10:32,977 --> 00:10:34,528
I want you to come with us.
314
00:10:35,149 --> 00:10:37,265
Mm.
315
00:10:39,523 --> 00:10:41,026
Oh, you got you a little freak!
316
00:10:41,226 --> 00:10:42,663
You got a little freak right there.
317
00:10:42,697 --> 00:10:43,966
Okay, you know what?
318
00:10:43,999 --> 00:10:45,536
We just need to lay some ground rules down
319
00:10:45,568 --> 00:10:47,371
'cause the last time I had a threesome...
320
00:10:47,404 --> 00:10:48,836
I-I just end up by myself.
321
00:10:48,922 --> 00:10:50,591
I was... I rolled up to Connecticut.
322
00:10:50,626 --> 00:10:52,096
When I came back, they had robbed me.
323
00:10:52,128 --> 00:10:53,534
Mullins, try to understand me.
324
00:10:53,534 --> 00:10:55,437
I'm talking about me, Tamara, you,
325
00:10:55,471 --> 00:10:57,442
and one of your fine ladies, okay?
326
00:10:57,804 --> 00:10:59,674
I know you can get on the phone
327
00:10:59,708 --> 00:11:01,243
and call one of them fine-ass lodi dodis
328
00:11:01,276 --> 00:11:03,713
- you talkin' about.
- Of course! Oh, of course.
329
00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:05,184
Yeah. That's
easy. I-I-I'll...
330
00:11:05,218 --> 00:11:07,288
I'm... I'm runnin'
through my mind right now.
331
00:11:07,322 --> 00:11:09,058
I got four, five of them I can call.
332
00:11:09,092 --> 00:11:10,783
- Okay, so we got a double date?
- Yeah.
333
00:11:10,784 --> 00:11:12,743
- Double date.
- Don't be late.
334
00:11:13,284 --> 00:11:15,125
- It's us.
- Nah, I wouldn't ditch you.
335
00:11:15,125 --> 00:11:16,371
You gonna show me something.
336
00:11:24,713 --> 00:11:26,409
So, how'd you find this place?
337
00:11:26,464 --> 00:11:29,136
Well, actually, I came here to get a job.
338
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,615
Heard the food was good.
339
00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:33,622
I said, "Well, let me make a
contribution to the reputation."
340
00:11:35,189 --> 00:11:36,730
So, it didn't work out, huh?
341
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,900
Nah. Creative
differences with me
342
00:11:38,933 --> 00:11:40,504
and the white dude up front there.
343
00:11:43,879 --> 00:11:45,063
That's okay, though.
344
00:11:45,383 --> 00:11:48,010
'Cause I got a job at
Grundle's Coffee Shop instead.
345
00:11:48,035 --> 00:11:49,220
Good evening.
346
00:11:49,220 --> 00:11:51,257
I thought you said we were
gonna meet here at 8:00?
347
00:11:51,299 --> 00:11:52,768
I asked for a table for four,
348
00:11:52,801 --> 00:11:54,271
but they gave me two, man.
349
00:11:54,304 --> 00:11:56,000
Ain't that crazy?
350
00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:00,575
Why don't you go in them
deep pockets, player,
351
00:12:00,576 --> 00:12:02,112
and grease somebody's palm
352
00:12:02,146 --> 00:12:04,057
and get yourself a seat with your lady?
353
00:12:04,853 --> 00:12:05,928
So, I'm...
354
00:12:06,015 --> 00:12:08,620
We're not gonna share,
uh, calamari or anything?
355
00:12:08,653 --> 00:12:11,258
No! No way.
356
00:12:11,567 --> 00:12:12,635
Hi.
357
00:12:12,669 --> 00:12:15,241
Oh, pardon me for being so rude.
358
00:12:15,545 --> 00:12:16,977
Um, Miniard Mullins.
359
00:12:17,010 --> 00:12:18,279
- Mm-hmm.
- How are you?
360
00:12:18,313 --> 00:12:20,582
- I'm very well.
- You are delectable.
361
00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:21,584
Mm.
362
00:12:22,855 --> 00:12:24,892
Thank you. It's so nice to meet you.
363
00:12:24,925 --> 00:12:26,160
Yes, delicious.
364
00:12:26,194 --> 00:12:27,830
Oh! Forgive my rude-ality.
365
00:12:27,864 --> 00:12:31,570
This is my companion, uh, for the evening.
366
00:12:31,604 --> 00:12:34,351
Uh, this is... Kr...
367
00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,031
- Krystal.
- Krystal.
368
00:12:36,665 --> 00:12:38,301
Very nice to meet you.
369
00:12:38,334 --> 00:12:40,496
- Okay.
- Likewise.
370
00:12:40,496 --> 00:12:41,563
Hi.
371
00:12:41,597 --> 00:12:43,568
Okay, I'm gonna go grab my own table.
372
00:12:43,602 --> 00:12:45,020
Go and get you a table.
373
00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:46,356
Oh.
374
00:12:47,959 --> 00:12:49,849
Play on, player!
375
00:12:54,395 --> 00:12:55,747
So, that's your friend?
376
00:12:56,762 --> 00:12:59,409
He's more like a nigga I know
from the streets, you know?
377
00:13:00,850 --> 00:13:03,023
I was really excited about tonight.
378
00:13:04,907 --> 00:13:06,096
I was, too.
379
00:13:06,593 --> 00:13:09,331
Now, don't think just 'cause you cute
380
00:13:09,364 --> 00:13:11,067
you gonna get some.
381
00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:13,049
Hey, wait a minute.
382
00:13:13,735 --> 00:13:15,938
The thought never crossed my mind.
383
00:13:15,938 --> 00:13:17,009
Mm-hmm.
384
00:13:17,009 --> 00:13:18,074
Tell me anything.
385
00:13:18,221 --> 00:13:20,191
I got a lion in my pocket,
and he's ready to roar.
386
00:13:20,223 --> 00:13:22,050
Rawr!
387
00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:25,057
You are so bad!
388
00:13:26,235 --> 00:13:27,770
Let me ask you something about you.
389
00:13:28,102 --> 00:13:29,805
You like working at the post office?
390
00:13:30,355 --> 00:13:32,044
Tell the truth... You re-read mail?
391
00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:34,381
Uh, no, that's against the law.
392
00:13:34,415 --> 00:13:36,519
But I like it.
393
00:13:36,551 --> 00:13:38,554
It's fine. Great benefits.
394
00:13:39,326 --> 00:13:40,584
Plus, I get out early,
395
00:13:40,584 --> 00:13:42,164
so I can make my kids dinner.
396
00:13:43,098 --> 00:13:44,457
You're a cook, right?
397
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:47,130
Not just any cook... I'm
magnificent, you know?
398
00:13:47,163 --> 00:13:48,599
I can't wait to show you.
399
00:13:48,909 --> 00:13:51,303
Don't write a check your ass can't cash.
400
00:13:51,337 --> 00:13:52,505
Oh, I can cash it.
401
00:13:52,539 --> 00:13:53,808
I'm gonna give you back some change.
402
00:13:53,842 --> 00:13:56,145
Are you ready to order?
403
00:13:56,492 --> 00:13:58,463
Uh, I-I'm still undecided.
404
00:13:58,497 --> 00:13:59,926
Shay, you go first.
405
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,005
Tray?
406
00:14:03,039 --> 00:14:04,087
Yeah?
407
00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:05,677
Who is Shay?
408
00:14:06,605 --> 00:14:07,883
That's my ex.
409
00:14:08,743 --> 00:14:09,726
Oh.
410
00:14:10,546 --> 00:14:11,934
Interesting.
411
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,441
- Sir?
- Um... you know what?
412
00:14:15,466 --> 00:14:16,601
I'm...
413
00:14:16,835 --> 00:14:19,238
I believe I'm gonna go with the number 71.
414
00:14:19,805 --> 00:14:21,475
The 71, sir?
415
00:14:21,508 --> 00:14:23,811
Yes, the 71. This is what I'll have.
416
00:14:23,845 --> 00:14:25,013
You... You can...
417
00:14:25,047 --> 00:14:27,439
Oh, um, sir, that's the price of the dish.
418
00:14:27,439 --> 00:14:29,876
Oh! Mm! Oh, okay.
419
00:14:29,909 --> 00:14:31,544
I... We...
420
00:14:31,578 --> 00:14:33,759
Confused me because normally,
421
00:14:33,784 --> 00:14:37,136
the price is on the other
side, and that threw me off.
422
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,876
So, in that case, I will have the, um...
423
00:14:40,471 --> 00:14:42,124
I'm gonna have the number 9,
424
00:14:42,124 --> 00:14:43,699
and we'll... We'll split that.
425
00:14:44,195 --> 00:14:45,242
Certainly.
426
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,372
What did you think?
427
00:14:53,418 --> 00:14:54,508
Mm.
428
00:14:56,246 --> 00:14:57,554
Not bad.
429
00:14:57,554 --> 00:14:59,286
But I could've made the food better.
430
00:15:01,503 --> 00:15:03,039
Would you care to order dessert?
431
00:15:08,717 --> 00:15:11,363
Yeah. Let me get that one.
432
00:15:14,301 --> 00:15:15,462
Of course.
433
00:15:17,399 --> 00:15:18,375
Yo.
434
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,038
I ain't gonna flip my wig in here,
435
00:15:20,306 --> 00:15:22,075
but when I tried to get a job here,
436
00:15:22,108 --> 00:15:24,280
I gave them a sample of my dessert.
437
00:15:24,826 --> 00:15:26,913
Now these motherfuckers
are sellin' the recipe.
438
00:15:27,002 --> 00:15:28,774
- What?
- Yeah.
439
00:15:29,139 --> 00:15:30,308
Are you gonna sue?
440
00:15:31,451 --> 00:15:33,217
Pssh, nah.
441
00:15:33,688 --> 00:15:35,059
I'm gonna celebrate.
442
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,195
Lets me know my shit is good enough
443
00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:39,494
to be sold in fancy restaurants!
444
00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:44,306
That just lets me know you
can't afford a good lawyer.
445
00:15:46,301 --> 00:15:47,445
That, too.
446
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:49,294
You wanna go for a walk?
447
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:50,592
Yeah.
448
00:15:50,751 --> 00:15:52,486
Let's blow this joint, boo.
449
00:15:57,979 --> 00:15:58,933
Sir?
450
00:15:58,965 --> 00:16:01,070
Money's on the table. But your dessert?
451
00:16:01,095 --> 00:16:02,631
You can give it to fat cat over there.
452
00:16:02,666 --> 00:16:03,835
Let's go, baby.
453
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:09,143
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. No,
no, no. We... I didn't...
454
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:10,913
I didn't bring enough money for that,
455
00:16:10,946 --> 00:16:12,134
so thank you so much.
456
00:16:12,134 --> 00:16:14,100
Compliments of the couple that just left.
457
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:16,361
Just left? Hey.
458
00:16:21,487 --> 00:16:23,704
Oh, my God, this is good as hell.
459
00:16:24,924 --> 00:16:28,329
So, who was better in "The Godfather"...
460
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:31,375
Was it Vito, Sonny, or Clemenza?
461
00:16:32,102 --> 00:16:33,100
Michael!
462
00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:35,137
Ding ding ding ding ding! Correct!
463
00:16:35,171 --> 00:16:37,107
So, that was a trick question?
464
00:16:37,141 --> 00:16:39,181
I had to find out if
you was a trick.
465
00:16:39,512 --> 00:16:40,982
Nasty self.
466
00:16:41,014 --> 00:16:43,919
Oh, man, me and Shay never
did stuff like this...
467
00:16:43,952 --> 00:16:45,154
Just go for walks.
468
00:16:45,837 --> 00:16:47,788
You and your guy ever do stuff like this?
469
00:16:48,127 --> 00:16:50,765
Nah, he was way into that thug life.
470
00:16:50,798 --> 00:16:52,501
Oh, just like I used to be.
471
00:16:52,992 --> 00:16:55,347
Man, I wish we would've spent more time
472
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:58,140
back in the days just enjoying each other.
473
00:16:59,063 --> 00:17:00,958
There's no time like the present.
474
00:17:26,874 --> 00:17:29,316
You ready to join the mile-below club?
475
00:17:29,810 --> 00:17:31,547
I'm a founding member, Shay Shay.
476
00:17:35,195 --> 00:17:36,487
What's wrong?
477
00:17:38,039 --> 00:17:40,162
You know, you called me "Shay" three times
478
00:17:40,195 --> 00:17:41,535
since this date started.
479
00:17:41,652 --> 00:17:42,853
I'm sorry.
480
00:17:43,073 --> 00:17:44,840
Just take a little time to move on.
481
00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:46,410
Look, at my age,
482
00:17:47,193 --> 00:17:49,857
I'm really not trying to
have my heart broken again.
483
00:17:50,117 --> 00:17:51,185
But... But...
484
00:17:51,217 --> 00:17:54,523
Tray, sweetie, this isn't gonna work out.
485
00:17:54,558 --> 00:17:56,461
Why not? I like you.
486
00:17:56,838 --> 00:17:58,375
I like you, too,
487
00:17:58,830 --> 00:18:01,428
but you gotta get over your ex first.
488
00:18:02,156 --> 00:18:03,726
You gotta let her out
489
00:18:03,758 --> 00:18:05,596
before you let someone like me in.
490
00:18:05,596 --> 00:18:07,333
- Hold on.
- Listen.
491
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,761
If that train leaves the
station and you're not on it,
492
00:18:11,594 --> 00:18:12,716
you'll regret it.
493
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:15,421
Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow...
494
00:18:15,455 --> 00:18:18,690
But another one is coming in eight minutes.
495
00:18:19,462 --> 00:18:22,090
Just get on the train, Tray.
496
00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:23,927
Damn, you so stubborn.
497
00:18:26,529 --> 00:18:28,162
No disrespect, though.
498
00:18:28,162 --> 00:18:29,551
None taken.
499
00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:31,526
We good?
500
00:18:35,863 --> 00:18:36,865
We good.
501
00:18:37,798 --> 00:18:38,915
Bye, Tray.
502
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:40,326
Bye, T.
503
00:18:43,742 --> 00:18:44,943
Yo.
504
00:18:45,278 --> 00:18:46,458
What?
505
00:18:47,116 --> 00:18:49,256
I know that pussy's amazing.
506
00:18:50,925 --> 00:18:52,530
World-class.
507
00:19:14,101 --> 00:19:16,204
Mm...
508
00:19:17,554 --> 00:19:20,412
Look at you over there,
lookin' sexy as hell.
509
00:19:20,866 --> 00:19:22,682
Beautiful even, girl.
510
00:19:23,547 --> 00:19:25,587
Oh! Whoa... Okay! Whoa! Whoa!
511
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:28,186
Slow down. Shoot!
512
00:19:28,923 --> 00:19:31,940
Look, I'm sorry for
snapping on you like that,
513
00:19:31,940 --> 00:19:33,910
but, okay, I've had a circumstance.
514
00:19:33,943 --> 00:19:35,913
There's an issue going on down there.
515
00:19:35,947 --> 00:19:37,129
It's very delicate.
516
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:38,774
Very delicate, all right?
517
00:19:39,687 --> 00:19:41,056
It's a long story.
518
00:19:41,090 --> 00:19:42,735
I hope it's a long story.
519
00:19:43,193 --> 00:19:46,098
Oh, ho, ho, it is, but... but first,
520
00:19:46,132 --> 00:19:48,970
let me pull out my little bag of tricks.
521
00:19:49,005 --> 00:19:50,239
This is what I like...
522
00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:51,610
I like to call this my love luggage.
523
00:19:51,642 --> 00:19:53,679
You know what I'm saying?
Get things started.
524
00:19:53,711 --> 00:19:54,846
Saw dust...
525
00:19:54,881 --> 00:19:58,120
Just in case it gets real juicy in here.
526
00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:00,260
This gonna absorb some of the liquids.
527
00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:01,494
You ever been sous-vide?
528
00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:02,992
This is what...
529
00:20:02,992 --> 00:20:04,261
I'm gonna wrap you up as
French form of cooking,
530
00:20:04,294 --> 00:20:06,499
but it's gonna make all your parts tender.
531
00:20:07,633 --> 00:20:09,670
In case you pass out,
532
00:20:09,705 --> 00:20:11,842
a little smelling salt.
533
00:20:11,874 --> 00:20:13,810
Hit that real quick. Hoo!
534
00:20:13,844 --> 00:20:15,346
Whew! Ha ha!
535
00:20:16,739 --> 00:20:20,145
I need you to, uh, fill
out this consent form.
536
00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:21,948
That's first and foremost.
537
00:20:21,982 --> 00:20:23,504
Initial here, initial there.
538
00:20:23,505 --> 00:20:25,141
Right there. Full name here.
539
00:20:25,175 --> 00:20:26,543
We didn't come up with a safe word,
540
00:20:26,576 --> 00:20:27,705
so this is for you.
541
00:20:27,705 --> 00:20:29,241
Just
in case I go too rough.
542
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:30,796
You signed the form.
543
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,167
There ain't much you can do about it.
544
00:20:32,545 --> 00:20:34,949
Seems like it's time to get things started.
545
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:39,090
Choo-choo train going, baby!
546
00:20:39,124 --> 00:20:40,393
Yeah!
547
00:20:40,427 --> 00:20:42,297
I see you over there, sexy ass.
548
00:20:42,331 --> 00:20:43,734
Let me get up in there.
549
00:20:43,767 --> 00:20:45,370
Come on now. Get up in there.
550
00:20:45,402 --> 00:20:46,570
Ooh! Oh, shit.
551
00:20:46,604 --> 00:20:47,974
Is that the right hole?
552
00:20:48,008 --> 00:20:49,980
Oh, they're all the same.
553
00:20:50,368 --> 00:20:52,908
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