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I read that the male seahorse
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actually gets pregnant
and gives birth.
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Just think about that.
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One day, he's out in a coral reef
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lookin' for some curly
tail, thinking he's a man.
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Next thing you know,
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his boys are all talking
about, "Let's go out!"
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He's like, "Nah, I got
knocked up, my dude,
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but you could you
bring me some algae?"
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No, I respect the little sea horse
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for being a great dad,
but at the same time,
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he's a punk for making
us all look bad.
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Um, Tray?
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Do we need to have another convo
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about you being on your phone at work?
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I was just seeing what time it is.
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Oh, okay. I'll tell you what time it is.
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It's work time, and employees on cellphones
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is against Grundle's
policy, as you well know.
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Okay, let me just... Let me...
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Okay, phone away. Please and thank you.
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Thanks.
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♪ Baby, I'm not feeling... ♪
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Go ahead.
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Give me a reason.
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You the boss.
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Yeah, hi, I'm in
a little bit of a rush.
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Can I get a half-caff, no foam,
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mocha latte with sugar and
an extra shot of espresso,
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please, but split into two cups?
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Aah!
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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
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Them kids look just like me, man.
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No question.
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You know, she can't keep
you from seeing the kids.
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That ain't right.
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I lost custody of my kids
last time I got arrested.
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What'd you get arrested for?
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Beating my kids.
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Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Hey, what y'all in here talkin' about?
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All the ways you fucked up your lives?
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Sounded like a long conversation.
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Tray just found out he got kids,
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but his ex won't let him see them.
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Oh, Lord.
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Another generation of fatherless children
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being turned loose on the world.
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The cycle continues.
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I'm trying to be a part of their life,
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but unfortunately, it's not up to me.
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Yeah. I bet your pops
said the same thing, huh?
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That's why you a ex-convict
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sitting in a halfway house right now.
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Yo, that cycle shit is real.
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I can track when my life went
from run-of-the-mill fucked up
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to truly fucked up when my old man left.
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My pops took a job as
a department-store Santa
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just 'cause he didn't wanna
spend Christmas with us.
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Yep, yep. My pops was incarcerated, too,
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and it was all downhill from there.
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That's why I'm all, "Yo,
fuck absent fathers, B."
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Wait a minute.
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Y'all really think that
y'all ended up in jail
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'cause you didn't have a pops?
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Nah, I ended up in jail 'cause my lawyer
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was a bag of shit. He didn't object.
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Anybody that watches "Law & Order" knows
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you supposed to object.
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This nigga didn't object not one time!
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This is good, guys.
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We are making progress here.
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See, y'all are recognizing
that you ain't shit
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and that you ain't gonna be shit.
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That's why you're doomed
to a life of failure, man.
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Without that father-son relationship,
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you're always tryin' to feel love,
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that father-size hole left
in your convict hearts.
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Okay. Come on, let's
loosen it up a little bit.
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Let's lighten up. How
about a little prop comedy?
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Anybody got some, uh,
prop for me I can use?
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Any prop I can... Uh,
Barker, where you going?
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You gonna miss this prop comedy?
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Don't leave! I'll tell...
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You gonna be on bathroom
duty the rest of the week!
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Damn dicklicker.
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What the...
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Damn. I thought you'd never get home.
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Come and get some of
these ice creams out of my hands.
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This shit is drippin' all over the place.
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What are you doing here, Tray?
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Don't take this strawberry.
That's my flavor.
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Take the chocolate moose tracks.
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- Moose tracks?
- Moose tracks.
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You know you like a little chocolate swirl
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in your vanilla, Josh.
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Oh, that's funny.
That's... That's very funny.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Hey, listen, Tray. You need to leave.
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You know you can't be here.
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I'm just bringin' the kids
some ice-cream cones, man.
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Is that so wrong?
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You really wanna keep
ice cream from the kids?
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What kind of man are you, Josh?
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No, I'm trying to keep the
kids away from you,
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and they're not even here anyway.
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It's the middle of the school day, so...
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Me and you bumped heads,
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but if you stay in your lane,
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we gonna be all right.
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Stay in my lane?
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This is my lane.
This is my house!
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- How long you lived here?
- You didn't...
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- Nine years.
- Mm-hmm?
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- Nine?
- Nine.
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- Rented or homeowner?
- Homeowner.
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Mm-hmm.
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Good neighborhood, right?
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Uh, yeah. It's the best.
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Yeah, you know this neighborhood
used to be fucked up?
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- Thank you.
- Good... Good public school?
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No. Actually, no.
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But it doesn't matter
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'cause we send the kids to private school.
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- Private school...
- Yeah.
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I hope it's a good private school.
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Yeah, the Rothman School...
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It's the best school in Brooklyn.
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- Right, right.
- It's very diverse.
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It's got a good science
program, which is important.
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Right. Hold on to this one.
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Dig on that. Dig on it.
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- Yeah. I will.
- Okay.
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I wanna... I wanna thank you.
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- Okay.
- Okay?
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- Yeah.
- My man.
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Great.
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Oh, no.
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No, Tray!
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No, no, no!
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Tray, come back here!
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Tray!
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Dr. Caruso is so stupid.
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Doesn't she have a PhD
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in, like, astrophysics or something?
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Yeah, and she's stupid.
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Um...
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Is that...?
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Oh... my God.
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What do we do?
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What do you think?
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Hi, kids. I-I'm Tray Barker,
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and this is my associate, Cousin Bobby,
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and I'm a friend of your mom's.
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And she told me to come walk you home.
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Wait, no, no, no.
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You're the guy from the art gallery.
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Yeah, she told us to stay away from you.
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You know why your moms told you that?
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Because you're our biological father.
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- You knew that already?
- It's obvious.
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She wouldn't let us talk to you.
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She wouldn't let us ask
any questions about you.
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And you look just like Shahzad.
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What?!
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I don't look like that.
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Nah, so, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Yeah, same nose...
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Yeah, you lookin' at your future, son.
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It's pretty bleak.
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Listen, your mom
has created a boundary
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that I'm gonna be very respectful of.
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I'm gonna interpret that as
like a two-foot safety area.
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What makes you think
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you can just have a
relationship with us now?
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Just walk with me. Give me a chance.
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If we go with you,
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then you have to answer
every question we have.
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But... Mom said...
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Stop being such a bitch, Shahzad.
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Yo! She's got you, son.
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- Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.
- Like stop...
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Bobby. Not now.
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I'll answer what I can.
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Answer everything or no deal.
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Ooh, little mama's a boss, son.
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- Of course. That's my daughter.
- Yeah, word.
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No. No, no, no, no. Unh-unh.
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None of that "daughter"
shit. You need to earn that.
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Listen, I want... I wanna earn it.
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Let me... Let me take you
kids on a truth safari.
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Are we going, son?
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We going?
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Oh, shit, son. We going?!
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We going on a truth safari, son?!
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Yo. Pull up the skirt. Come on, son.
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Come... Come on, baby.
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This is what it's about.
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We going back to the Mecca. Come on!
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This is a bad idea.
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"So, when you think of Myanmar,"
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don't think of hateful,
hard-line Buddhists
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or the fourth 'Rambo' movie.
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"Think of delectable deep-dish pizza."
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Jesus Christ, no, Josh.
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No.
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- Hey, baby.
- Hey.
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How was your day?
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It was good.
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It was... normal.
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The same.
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Tray came by today.
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How was your day?
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Are you serious?
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He came to the house?
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Yeah, I was...
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I saw him when I was
coming in from my bike ride.
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And?
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He... That's it.
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Quick exchange.
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Uh... he took off.
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So you spoke to him?
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Well, yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, I mean, it was...
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It was definitely more cordial
than the last time I saw him.
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He's... He's actually got a
pretty decent energy to him.
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And what did you talk about?
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I don't... Uh...
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He was, like...
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He... He was asking
about the kids and stuff.
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He asked about the kids?
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And what did you tell him?
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Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
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He was like, "Where... Are the kids home?"
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I said, "Obviously not. They're at school."
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You told him they were at school?
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No, I... No.
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I said, "They're not here right now.
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They're at school. Sorry."
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Josh, tell me you didn't tell him
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what school they go to.
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He asked, and I wasn't thinking and it...
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Damn it, Josh!
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But... Where are you going?
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I'm tracking Amira's phone.
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They're with him. I know it.
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What? Let's not jump to conclusions.
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It... He doesn't ha...
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Shit. Wait up!
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This is where it all started.
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Isn't Jay-Z from around here?
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And Barbra Streisand.
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She from Flatbush, dumb-ass.
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Me and your moms is from here.
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So, how'd you meet?
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Fight broke out right here
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between this fat dude and a skinny dude.
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I mean, this fat dude was
wearin' the skinny dude out!
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And me and your mom was
right there watchin' it.
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It was hilarious, and
that's when it happened.
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That's when you talked to Mom?
261
00:09:42,690 --> 00:09:43,680
Nah.
262
00:09:43,681 --> 00:09:46,180
That's when Crazy Mike broke
up a fight holdin' a baby.
263
00:09:46,216 --> 00:09:48,210
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
264
00:09:48,366 --> 00:09:49,699
It was legendary.
265
00:09:49,734 --> 00:09:51,667
It had never been done before.
266
00:09:51,703 --> 00:09:54,583
No one ever broke up
a fight holdin' a baby.
267
00:10:01,764 --> 00:10:03,720
He is to never be forgotten, okay?
268
00:10:04,027 --> 00:10:06,527
Never. Happened right there.
269
00:10:06,563 --> 00:10:07,528
Word.
270
00:10:07,564 --> 00:10:09,648
- Mike, Mike!
- Mike, baby!
271
00:10:09,673 --> 00:10:11,173
You will never be forgotten.
272
00:10:11,208 --> 00:10:12,374
Ever, baby!
273
00:10:12,410 --> 00:10:14,522
The next day, I saw
her sittin' right there.
274
00:10:14,849 --> 00:10:15,899
I was like,
275
00:10:15,939 --> 00:10:18,873
"How about Crazy Mike breakin'
up that fight holdin' a baby?"
276
00:10:21,099 --> 00:10:22,734
We was cool after that.
277
00:10:30,232 --> 00:10:32,065
I've called Amira five times,
278
00:10:32,101 --> 00:10:33,461
and she's not answering the phone.
279
00:10:34,955 --> 00:10:36,752
No, no, no, no, no!
280
00:10:36,753 --> 00:10:38,353
She just disappeared off the map!
281
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,400
No, she probably turned off her phone.
282
00:10:40,401 --> 00:10:41,567
Okay?
283
00:10:41,603 --> 00:10:42,771
They're fine. I'm sure they're fine.
284
00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:44,202
I don't want it to be fine.
285
00:10:44,316 --> 00:10:46,349
I want to take a nutcracker...
286
00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:48,351
- Okay.
- To their felon-ass,
287
00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:51,421
crack-dealin' biological father's dick!
288
00:10:51,456 --> 00:10:52,722
- Whoa!
- Damn!
289
00:10:52,757 --> 00:10:56,426
Okay, you wanna take a
nutcracker to his dick?
290
00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:59,390
- The...
- Don't try to analyze my rage right now.
291
00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:01,743
Okay, well, don't take
it out on me. Thank you.
292
00:11:01,768 --> 00:11:04,468
But you're the one who told
him what school they go to.
293
00:11:04,504 --> 00:11:06,470
That is not... That's a true statement.
294
00:11:06,471 --> 00:11:08,727
Yes. But what about you?
295
00:11:09,347 --> 00:11:11,449
You made babies with Stringer Bell!
296
00:11:11,485 --> 00:11:13,351
- Oh...
- Excuse me?
297
00:11:13,699 --> 00:11:16,399
We'd love it if we could
have some privacy, please.
298
00:11:16,435 --> 00:11:18,101
I-I wasn't listening to you.
299
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,569
Yes, you was. Guess what...
300
00:11:19,604 --> 00:11:21,268
Don't fuck around and
get a one-star rating.
301
00:11:21,269 --> 00:11:22,452
Oh, word?
302
00:11:22,453 --> 00:11:24,503
I'll go back and give
you a one-star rating!
303
00:11:24,539 --> 00:11:25,805
No... Did you just hear this shit?
304
00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,439
Hey, no, no, no, no,
no. No, no, no, hey, hey.
305
00:11:27,475 --> 00:11:28,741
- Did you just hear this shit?
- Hey!
306
00:11:28,776 --> 00:11:31,210
Nobody has to give out
any one-star ratings
307
00:11:31,245 --> 00:11:33,546
or anything like that. Let's
all take a breath, okay?
308
00:11:33,581 --> 00:11:36,120
- Take it down notch.
- You're right. You're right.
309
00:11:36,145 --> 00:11:38,252
I'm sorry, Mr. Lyft driver.
310
00:11:38,686 --> 00:11:41,147
Yeah, I'm sorry, too.
311
00:11:41,455 --> 00:11:42,619
Five stars?
312
00:11:46,694 --> 00:11:47,867
I have a question.
313
00:11:47,989 --> 00:11:50,055
If you and Mom had such
a good relationship,
314
00:11:50,389 --> 00:11:52,082
how come she wants nothing to do with you?
315
00:11:52,083 --> 00:11:53,823
'Cause she's mad
'cause I went to prison.
316
00:11:53,824 --> 00:11:55,791
Oh, man. What'd you do?
317
00:11:56,261 --> 00:11:58,661
I was busted for selling crack cocaine.
318
00:11:58,697 --> 00:12:01,097
Were you, like, on drugs then?
319
00:12:01,307 --> 00:12:02,369
Wasn't on drugs.
320
00:12:02,370 --> 00:12:03,836
I would sell drugs.
321
00:12:04,373 --> 00:12:06,608
Wait, wait. Did Mom sell crack, too?
322
00:12:07,176 --> 00:12:09,309
- Nope, never.
- Well, she at least
323
00:12:09,345 --> 00:12:10,519
weighed it and bagged it, right?
324
00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:13,410
Bobby! No, she never did that.
325
00:12:13,491 --> 00:12:14,675
Wait, wait, wait.
326
00:12:14,731 --> 00:12:16,358
Okay, what did Mom do?
327
00:12:16,393 --> 00:12:18,660
Okay, every now and then,
she would, like, draw hearts
328
00:12:18,695 --> 00:12:21,663
and unicorns on the shit
on the baggies, you know,
329
00:12:21,773 --> 00:12:24,132
just to make it look nice, but that's it.
330
00:12:24,157 --> 00:12:25,745
She never did nothing else.
331
00:12:26,352 --> 00:12:27,818
So, she knew?
332
00:12:27,994 --> 00:12:29,527
I mean, it's not like
333
00:12:29,562 --> 00:12:32,002
she's completely free of blame or anything.
334
00:12:32,003 --> 00:12:33,115
Eh...
335
00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:35,373
Let me tell you something, Amira...
336
00:12:35,871 --> 00:12:37,509
Life was different then.
337
00:12:37,971 --> 00:12:39,838
I mean, we didn't have any opportunities.
338
00:12:39,873 --> 00:12:41,361
We had to create our own.
339
00:12:41,508 --> 00:12:44,276
So, you guys had, like,
a legit relationship.
340
00:12:44,586 --> 00:12:45,610
Of course.
341
00:12:45,646 --> 00:12:48,586
Me and your mother had a
proper Brooklyn love story.
342
00:12:49,834 --> 00:12:51,420
I remember one time...
343
00:12:51,962 --> 00:12:53,101
I remember one time
344
00:12:53,102 --> 00:12:55,769
she threw a brick through
a cop-car windshield.
345
00:12:55,924 --> 00:12:57,328
She threw a brick?!
346
00:12:57,550 --> 00:12:59,616
Threw a brick through the windshield, yeah.
347
00:13:00,003 --> 00:13:01,851
- Why?
- 'Cause she loved me.
348
00:13:02,554 --> 00:13:03,753
One time, she said,
349
00:13:03,788 --> 00:13:05,275
"I'll do anything for you, Tray."
350
00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:06,933
I said, "You won't throw no brick
351
00:13:06,968 --> 00:13:08,501
through no cop-car windshield."
352
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:09,803
And she threw the brick,
353
00:13:09,838 --> 00:13:11,805
and I said, "Shay, you fucking crazy!"
354
00:13:12,409 --> 00:13:14,042
And then she turned around and said,
355
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,810
"fuck the police, Tray!"
356
00:13:16,184 --> 00:13:17,359
Your moms.
357
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:18,826
Yeah, yeah.
358
00:13:19,106 --> 00:13:21,700
Wow, so she really loved you.
359
00:13:21,964 --> 00:13:23,164
Yes, she did. She really...
360
00:13:23,199 --> 00:13:24,640
I wish my parents loved each other.
361
00:13:25,490 --> 00:13:27,739
My father left to get a Ja
Rule CD and never came back.
362
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:28,825
Bobby!
363
00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:31,161
Let me bond with the
kids. Please step back.
364
00:13:31,193 --> 00:13:33,448
- F-For real?
- Just step back. Please.
365
00:13:34,055 --> 00:13:35,231
I'ma fall back.
366
00:13:35,389 --> 00:13:36,753
I'm fallin' back, son.
367
00:13:39,811 --> 00:13:41,559
I think it's time for me to take y'all back
368
00:13:41,596 --> 00:13:42,886
to where y'all come from.
369
00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:45,009
Let's roll. Come on.
370
00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:46,800
Come on.
371
00:13:48,584 --> 00:13:49,602
Let's go.
372
00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:52,153
Can I go?
373
00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:53,294
Bobby, come on.
374
00:13:53,325 --> 00:13:54,334
All right!
375
00:13:54,359 --> 00:13:55,383
Let's roll.
376
00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:58,848
Like we a family! You know what I'm sayin'?
377
00:13:59,278 --> 00:14:00,678
Me and Tray, we like brothers.
378
00:14:00,713 --> 00:14:01,679
You like...
379
00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:03,305
- you know what I'm sayin'?
- Nah.
380
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,292
This is where the trail went cold.
381
00:14:15,839 --> 00:14:17,454
What are you doing, Tray?
382
00:14:19,698 --> 00:14:21,698
I never realized you lived so close.
383
00:14:22,155 --> 00:14:24,454
I mean, this place isn't that bad.
384
00:14:24,712 --> 00:14:26,450
There's like two
Starbucks right down there.
385
00:14:26,482 --> 00:14:28,435
You made it sound like it
was the ghetto or something.
386
00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:29,993
I never said it was the ghetto.
387
00:14:30,029 --> 00:14:31,029
That's your words.
388
00:14:31,408 --> 00:14:32,574
I think you did.
389
00:14:32,575 --> 00:14:34,471
This place... wasn't that bad.
390
00:14:34,496 --> 00:14:36,151
Just a little rough around the edges.
391
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,480
Actually, it brings back a lot of memories.
392
00:14:48,771 --> 00:14:49,713
Hey.
393
00:14:49,738 --> 00:14:52,071
Get the fuck back before
I knock your ass out, bitch!
394
00:14:52,107 --> 00:14:53,373
Just askin' if you had a moment
395
00:14:53,408 --> 00:14:54,907
to save the polar ice caps.
396
00:14:54,943 --> 00:14:56,876
Oh, my... Oh, my God.
397
00:14:56,911 --> 00:14:58,990
I am so sorry.
398
00:14:59,597 --> 00:15:01,881
You shouldn't roll up
on people like that here.
399
00:15:02,124 --> 00:15:03,148
There you go.
400
00:15:03,663 --> 00:15:05,033
Peace be with you.
401
00:15:06,355 --> 00:15:08,522
Amira! Shahzad!
402
00:15:08,787 --> 00:15:10,171
Don't even try it.
403
00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:12,089
They with Tray
404
00:15:12,340 --> 00:15:14,776
on some fucked up trip down memory lane.
405
00:15:15,526 --> 00:15:17,587
What, you think they're
gonna be scared of him?
406
00:15:17,588 --> 00:15:18,681
Worse.
407
00:15:21,479 --> 00:15:23,311
I think they're gonna like him.
408
00:15:27,372 --> 00:15:29,153
Over there is where my
grandmother's buried.
409
00:15:29,154 --> 00:15:30,361
Her name was Nan.
410
00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:33,174
Up there is where my
Uncle Marvin was buried.
411
00:15:33,213 --> 00:15:34,846
He gave me my first sip of beer.
412
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,873
Yeah, my brother Clyde,
about a hundred feet that way.
413
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,785
And he got popped in '03.
414
00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:42,222
Left me to fend for myself.
415
00:15:43,450 --> 00:15:45,354
Yeah, about the same age as you.
416
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,293
So...
417
00:15:48,689 --> 00:15:50,422
you... you brought us here to show us
418
00:15:50,457 --> 00:15:52,021
a bunch of dead people's graves.
419
00:15:52,245 --> 00:15:53,413
Hell, no.
420
00:15:53,414 --> 00:15:55,574
I brought you here to show
you where you was conceived.
421
00:15:55,803 --> 00:15:57,481
You see that big-ass tree right there
422
00:15:57,482 --> 00:15:59,006
with the low-hanging branches?
423
00:15:59,351 --> 00:16:01,141
That's where me and your mother made you.
424
00:16:02,643 --> 00:16:04,095
That's where the magic happened
425
00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:05,142
with me and your mother.
426
00:16:05,143 --> 00:16:07,188
That's where she pulled
the rabbit out of the hat.
427
00:16:07,838 --> 00:16:08,959
Voila.
428
00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:12,302
I can't believe y'all
had sex in a cemetery.
429
00:16:12,436 --> 00:16:13,869
I'ma tell you something, Amira.
430
00:16:13,904 --> 00:16:16,300
The cemetery is like the ghetto itself...
431
00:16:16,519 --> 00:16:18,362
Full of sadness and death,
432
00:16:18,581 --> 00:16:20,451
but it's also full of life.
433
00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:23,117
Uh, I feel nauseous.
434
00:16:23,152 --> 00:16:25,085
Zad! Amira!
435
00:16:25,121 --> 00:16:26,320
I got this. Wait a minute.
436
00:16:26,355 --> 00:16:27,721
Hey! You ain't gonna be running up...
437
00:16:27,756 --> 00:16:29,423
Shay!
438
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,125
Tray, you next! I'm about
to light your ass up!
439
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,626
- Shay, Shay!
- Mom, Mom, it's fine!
440
00:16:32,661 --> 00:16:34,895
He was just showing us some
stuff from back in the day.
441
00:16:34,930 --> 00:16:36,069
You were wild.
442
00:16:36,070 --> 00:16:37,898
I can't believe the stuff
you used to do outside.
443
00:16:37,933 --> 00:16:39,433
You had no right to do this!
444
00:16:39,468 --> 00:16:41,034
These are my kids, too, Shay!
445
00:16:41,070 --> 00:16:42,669
I'm trying to make up for lost time!
446
00:16:42,705 --> 00:16:45,487
You are not welcome to
barge into our lives!
447
00:16:45,574 --> 00:16:46,799
Not after what you did!
448
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,901
What did I do? I made mistakes.
449
00:16:48,936 --> 00:16:51,629
I paid for my mistakes. I did my time.
450
00:16:51,714 --> 00:16:53,260
That should mean something.
451
00:16:53,507 --> 00:16:54,806
Those were your choices.
452
00:16:54,842 --> 00:16:56,775
You chose not to rat on Wavy,
453
00:16:56,810 --> 00:16:59,661
and you missed out on your
kids' lives because of it.
454
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,452
I didn't even know I had kids!
455
00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:02,753
You never told me!
456
00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:04,506
You never told me!
457
00:17:04,507 --> 00:17:06,566
Tray. You done crossed the line.
458
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,465
This is the last straw for me.
459
00:17:09,548 --> 00:17:11,182
- Look, Mom, he was...
- You hush!
460
00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:14,248
If you ever pull one of
these shenanigans again,
461
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,550
I swear to God, I will call the cops on you
462
00:17:16,585 --> 00:17:18,751
and have them drag you back to jail.
463
00:17:19,534 --> 00:17:21,588
Try me. See if I don't do it.
464
00:17:21,914 --> 00:17:23,250
You'll call the cops on me, Shay?
465
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,646
Sure will. We done here.
466
00:17:26,926 --> 00:17:28,635
You hear me? Done.
467
00:17:29,074 --> 00:17:30,215
Come on.
468
00:17:31,087 --> 00:17:32,266
Come on!
469
00:17:34,323 --> 00:17:36,258
Don't come around us anymore.
470
00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:46,723
- Bobby.
- Hmm?
471
00:17:46,759 --> 00:17:49,026
- Come on.
- Uh, what happened?
472
00:17:49,219 --> 00:17:51,562
- Come on.
- What happened? I took a nap.
473
00:17:51,597 --> 00:17:52,807
I'm... I'm good.
474
00:17:52,832 --> 00:17:54,565
All we did... Was take a nap.
475
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,254
- Yep. Who...
- Come on.
476
00:18:03,278 --> 00:18:04,697
It's you. It's you.
477
00:18:04,722 --> 00:18:06,476
That's not me! Are you kidding?
478
00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:07,667
That's me?
479
00:18:07,692 --> 00:18:09,910
I know I have a big head, but not that big.
480
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,657
Okay, so a man with buttons.
481
00:18:11,693 --> 00:18:13,960
- It's not a man with a button.
- Okay, it's a man in a suit.
482
00:18:13,994 --> 00:18:15,494
What if I give you this?
No, not a man in a suit.
483
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:17,429
Okay, that's a man who
has a really bad haircut.
484
00:18:18,866 --> 00:18:21,166
- No, that's not a man with a bad...
- He's wearing a beret.
485
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,201
Look at it! It... Uh, it's a person!
486
00:18:23,237 --> 00:18:24,803
There's only one thing that it could be.
487
00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:26,035
It's a person!
488
00:18:26,036 --> 00:18:27,818
A human? A human being.
489
00:18:27,819 --> 00:18:29,719
- No. It's a gingerbread man.
- A gingerbread man?
490
00:18:29,755 --> 00:18:33,303
- It's a ginger...
- Oh! I don't even eat gingerbread.
491
00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:34,896
- You don't eat gingerbread?
- No.
492
00:18:34,932 --> 00:18:36,731
Well, that's sad. That's a sad, sad thing.
493
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:37,933
Okay, who's next?
494
00:18:37,968 --> 00:18:39,401
Who's next? So sad.
495
00:18:39,436 --> 00:18:40,962
You don't eat gingerbread.
496
00:18:43,848 --> 00:18:45,237
Gingerbread!
497
00:18:45,262 --> 00:18:46,509
I-I'm sorry.
498
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,366
Okay, and start!
499
00:18:49,827 --> 00:18:50,886
Box.
500
00:18:51,796 --> 00:18:53,028
Rectangle!
501
00:18:54,272 --> 00:18:56,266
Oh!
502
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:57,599
- Brick!
- Yeah!
503
00:18:57,635 --> 00:18:59,435
Whoo!
504
00:18:59,470 --> 00:19:01,236
Wait, brick? That's
how you explain "brick,"
505
00:19:01,272 --> 00:19:03,439
by throwing it through
the windshield of a car?
506
00:19:03,474 --> 00:19:05,140
A cop car, yeah.
507
00:19:05,176 --> 00:19:07,342
A cop car? Oh, wow.
508
00:19:17,376 --> 00:19:18,402
Shannon?
509
00:19:19,485 --> 00:19:20,697
Fuck the police.
510
00:19:21,017 --> 00:19:23,041
- Come on. My turn. Let's go.
- All right.
511
00:19:23,077 --> 00:19:24,243
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
512
00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:26,298
Let's get it back.
513
00:19:26,453 --> 00:19:27,819
- All right.
- We need a win.
514
00:19:27,855 --> 00:19:29,187
I can't believe you drew this.
515
00:19:29,223 --> 00:19:30,983
- You ready for this?
- You really drew this?
516
00:19:33,827 --> 00:19:35,294
Yeah.
517
00:19:35,329 --> 00:19:36,495
Yeah, go ahead.
518
00:19:36,530 --> 00:19:38,130
Clean that good, real good.
519
00:19:38,165 --> 00:19:40,273
Make sure you get all up under there.
520
00:19:40,998 --> 00:19:43,362
You know what? You got to remember...
521
00:19:43,387 --> 00:19:45,051
Barker, you brought this on yourself.
522
00:19:45,522 --> 00:19:47,510
You brought it on yourself!
523
00:19:47,842 --> 00:19:49,970
You your own worst enemy, man.
524
00:19:50,075 --> 00:19:51,245
You are!
525
00:19:51,656 --> 00:19:54,372
This is truly a metaphor for you life...
526
00:19:54,582 --> 00:19:56,763
You with your face down in the shitter.
527
00:19:58,012 --> 00:20:00,763
It'd be funny if it wasn't so goddamn sad!
528
00:20:03,983 --> 00:20:06,616
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