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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,047 --> 00:00:01,921 Hey, bruh? That show I told you 2 00:00:01,927 --> 00:00:04,164 about is on again tonight. 3 00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:06,616 The stripper who was blackmailing the old man 4 00:00:06,630 --> 00:00:09,210 already made him give her the keys to Froggy Cottage once, 5 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:11,051 but now she's trying to do it again. 6 00:00:11,053 --> 00:00:12,853 Plus, the cute little policewoman and the doctor 7 00:00:12,855 --> 00:00:15,122 are finally going to go on a date. 8 00:00:15,124 --> 00:00:17,057 But I get the feeling that's not gonna happen this week. 9 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:18,601 If you want, I think you can catch up 10 00:00:18,607 --> 00:00:21,176 on the episodes online at tbs.com. 11 00:00:21,430 --> 00:00:22,763 Yeah, I'll try. 12 00:00:22,765 --> 00:00:25,065 Don't really know how to do that stuff. 13 00:00:25,067 --> 00:00:27,582 [PLASTIC CRINKLES] Bro, we work at a computer store. 14 00:00:27,588 --> 00:00:28,787 Hmm? 15 00:00:31,889 --> 00:00:34,675 ♪ Wherever we go ♪ 16 00:00:34,677 --> 00:00:37,511 ♪ That's fine by me ♪ 17 00:00:37,513 --> 00:00:40,314 ♪ We'll settle our bones ♪ 18 00:00:40,316 --> 00:00:41,682 ♪ Eventually ♪ 19 00:00:41,684 --> 00:00:44,518 ♪ Yeah, I need a break, I need a minute ♪ 20 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:47,721 ♪ Just give me one day ♪ 21 00:00:47,723 --> 00:00:51,303 ♪ Let's get, get, get away ♪ 22 00:00:51,309 --> 00:00:54,851 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com - 23 00:00:54,997 --> 00:00:57,398 Hello. My name is Dr. Laurie Gallif, 24 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:58,899 and today I will be presenting 25 00:00:58,905 --> 00:01:00,549 the results of my recent study. 26 00:01:00,555 --> 00:01:02,770 It all started with my trip to Germany, 27 00:01:02,772 --> 00:01:05,076 where I was lucky enough to visit a facility 28 00:01:05,082 --> 00:01:06,473 for Alzheimer's patients 29 00:01:06,475 --> 00:01:07,901 that is experimenting in 30 00:01:07,907 --> 00:01:09,743 a new way to treat dementia. 31 00:01:09,745 --> 00:01:11,609 Rather than forcing patients 32 00:01:11,615 --> 00:01:13,681 to accept their current situation, 33 00:01:13,683 --> 00:01:15,219 they encourage them 34 00:01:15,225 --> 00:01:16,801 to revisit the past. 35 00:01:16,807 --> 00:01:18,519 The patients live in housing units 36 00:01:18,521 --> 00:01:20,300 resembling the 1950s, 37 00:01:20,306 --> 00:01:22,756 1960s, whatever time period 38 00:01:22,758 --> 00:01:25,226 the patients are most comfortable in. 39 00:01:25,228 --> 00:01:27,713 And in doing so, these patients 40 00:01:27,719 --> 00:01:29,330 are living better lives. 41 00:01:29,332 --> 00:01:31,561 And in some cases, they are even regaining 42 00:01:31,567 --> 00:01:33,746 some sense of who they once were. 43 00:01:33,752 --> 00:01:36,210 With this in mind, my goal was to create 44 00:01:36,216 --> 00:01:38,038 my own small-scale version, 45 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:40,399 hoping that, with success, 46 00:01:40,405 --> 00:01:42,229 our facility would fund similar 47 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:43,911 programs in the future. 48 00:01:43,913 --> 00:01:46,280 So, without further ado, 49 00:01:46,282 --> 00:01:48,474 I would like to introduce you 50 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,314 to Mr. Edgar Barns. 51 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,987 ALL: Aw! 52 00:01:53,606 --> 00:01:55,789 LAURIE: Suffering from advanced Alzheimer's 53 00:01:55,791 --> 00:01:58,131 and having no family to speak of, 54 00:01:58,137 --> 00:02:00,394 Mr. Barns was a mystery. 55 00:02:00,396 --> 00:02:03,412 I emptied his storage unit, hoping to find clues 56 00:02:03,418 --> 00:02:06,054 on how to create the ideal environment for him. 57 00:02:08,971 --> 00:02:11,105 As I thumbed through his photo album, 58 00:02:11,107 --> 00:02:12,973 I found the perfect blueprint to recreate 59 00:02:12,975 --> 00:02:14,842 the world he used to live in. 60 00:02:14,844 --> 00:02:17,211 [BASEBALL THUDS] 61 00:02:18,547 --> 00:02:19,846 I searched online 62 00:02:19,852 --> 00:02:21,676 and found a cabin in the mountains 63 00:02:21,682 --> 00:02:24,451 that was a pretty good match for Edgar's old house. 64 00:02:25,588 --> 00:02:28,458 Then I borrowed a friend's classic pickup truck 65 00:02:28,464 --> 00:02:29,602 that looked close enough to 66 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:31,256 the one Edgar used to have. 67 00:02:31,661 --> 00:02:34,905 At least, it did after I took off the Truck Nutz. 68 00:02:37,503 --> 00:02:39,937 I even bought a few vintage outfits 69 00:02:39,943 --> 00:02:42,569 to make everything feel authentic. 70 00:02:42,571 --> 00:02:44,688 And just to be safe, I hired a nurse 71 00:02:44,694 --> 00:02:46,407 to come along with us. 72 00:02:46,409 --> 00:02:49,343 I look like Steve Harvey's grandfather. 73 00:02:51,974 --> 00:02:53,660 Oh, no. Edgar, 74 00:02:53,666 --> 00:02:55,883 I think Darnell was going to drive. 75 00:02:55,885 --> 00:02:58,374 I'm just warming the car up 76 00:02:58,688 --> 00:03:01,455 while Beatrice gets ready for church. 77 00:03:03,759 --> 00:03:05,559 Beatrice must be his wife. 78 00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:06,759 Oh, my God. 79 00:03:06,765 --> 00:03:08,128 This is working. 80 00:03:08,130 --> 00:03:09,363 81 00:03:09,365 --> 00:03:12,099 [STARTS TRUCK] 82 00:03:12,101 --> 00:03:15,110 83 00:03:16,372 --> 00:03:19,542 So, Edgar, this sure is a nice truck you have. 84 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:22,543 Did you drive to work in this truck? 85 00:03:22,545 --> 00:03:25,279 Do you remember what you did for a living? 86 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:28,944 How about the city you grew up in? 87 00:03:28,950 --> 00:03:30,124 Any idea? 88 00:03:31,836 --> 00:03:34,041 - [BRAKES SCREECH] - Oh. 89 00:03:34,090 --> 00:03:36,567 This is gonna be a long weekend. 90 00:03:36,573 --> 00:03:38,039 [TURNS OFF ENGINE] 91 00:03:38,045 --> 00:03:40,361 92 00:03:43,938 --> 00:03:45,749 Anybody else answer our ad 93 00:03:45,755 --> 00:03:47,397 to rent the old guy's cabins? 94 00:03:47,403 --> 00:03:48,477 Nothing yet. 95 00:03:48,483 --> 00:03:50,904 But I am glad I stole his laptop. 96 00:03:50,906 --> 00:03:52,973 I found a website where you can talk to women 97 00:03:52,975 --> 00:03:55,056 who want to cheat on their husbands. 98 00:03:56,145 --> 00:03:58,697 She kinda looks like that girl that's on "Who's the Boss?" 99 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:01,482 I wonder if it is her. 100 00:04:01,484 --> 00:04:03,617 I'll see if the Internet knows if she's married. 101 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:05,271 Just don't jizz up the keyboard. 102 00:04:05,277 --> 00:04:06,820 Okay? We need that computer. 103 00:04:06,822 --> 00:04:08,227 She's married. 104 00:04:08,233 --> 00:04:10,094 Holy shit. 105 00:04:10,199 --> 00:04:11,999 I'm gonna bang... 106 00:04:12,024 --> 00:04:14,091 Ali-sa-sa Me-lay-no. 107 00:04:14,430 --> 00:04:16,339 Hit that shit, brother. 108 00:04:17,266 --> 00:04:20,300 109 00:04:23,072 --> 00:04:25,406 EMMA: I hope I never lose my mind. 110 00:04:25,408 --> 00:04:27,775 I think Wilfrid's starting to lose his, though. 111 00:04:27,777 --> 00:04:29,343 Oh, I'm fine. 112 00:04:29,345 --> 00:04:31,445 Then why did it take you two hours this morning 113 00:04:31,447 --> 00:04:33,213 to buy light bulbs? 114 00:04:33,215 --> 00:04:35,967 I like to stop and smell the roses. 115 00:04:36,398 --> 00:04:39,566 [CELLPHONE RINGS] 116 00:04:39,576 --> 00:04:40,820 Hey, Mom. 117 00:04:40,826 --> 00:04:42,480 Oh, nothing much. 118 00:04:42,534 --> 00:04:44,425 Just watching a black guy in a zoot suit 119 00:04:44,427 --> 00:04:46,593 force an elderly white man into an old pickup. 120 00:04:46,595 --> 00:04:49,018 Couple months ago, I'd already have my taser out, but... 121 00:04:49,024 --> 00:04:51,278 Well, you watch the news. 122 00:04:51,468 --> 00:04:53,432 123 00:04:53,578 --> 00:04:56,316 [DOOR CREAKS] 124 00:05:00,976 --> 00:05:03,410 It's a good thing I chased down this baseball. 125 00:05:03,412 --> 00:05:05,412 It's signed by Jackie Robinson. 126 00:05:05,414 --> 00:05:06,570 Home. 127 00:05:06,992 --> 00:05:08,149 Yes! 128 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:10,724 Yes, Edgar. You're home. 129 00:05:12,588 --> 00:05:15,415 130 00:05:17,972 --> 00:05:19,473 Beatrice? 131 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:21,559 I think he thinks you're his wife. 132 00:05:22,410 --> 00:05:24,138 Uh, yes, Edgar? 133 00:05:24,144 --> 00:05:27,248 - Can I help you with something? - What's Willie doing here? 134 00:05:27,789 --> 00:05:30,022 - Who? - Willie the handyman. 135 00:05:30,966 --> 00:05:32,775 Oh! He is 136 00:05:32,821 --> 00:05:35,123 - here to fix the... - Stove. 137 00:05:36,011 --> 00:05:38,078 I-I was fixing the stove. 138 00:05:39,014 --> 00:05:42,182 On... On my way to a jazz show. 139 00:05:42,979 --> 00:05:44,745 At the speakeasy? 140 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:47,454 That's very nice, Willie. 141 00:05:47,456 --> 00:05:49,089 We'll be sure and call you again 142 00:05:49,091 --> 00:05:51,493 next time something else gets broken. 143 00:05:51,861 --> 00:05:54,094 I'll show you out. 144 00:05:55,759 --> 00:05:57,597 [DOOR CLOSES] 145 00:05:58,436 --> 00:06:01,003 I can't believe it. This couldn't be going any better. 146 00:06:01,009 --> 00:06:03,504 Yeah, for you. You get to stay in the house, Beatrice. 147 00:06:03,506 --> 00:06:05,962 Where the hell is Willie the handyman supposed to sleep? 148 00:06:05,968 --> 00:06:07,574 How about in the truck? 149 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:10,521 What? It's in the garage. That's kinda like a bedroom. 150 00:06:10,980 --> 00:06:12,346 I'll pay you double. 151 00:06:12,832 --> 00:06:14,907 All right, fine. As long as we're doing this, 152 00:06:14,913 --> 00:06:17,093 I hope you have to sleep in the same bed with him. 153 00:06:17,099 --> 00:06:18,398 [SCOFFS] 154 00:06:18,404 --> 00:06:20,051 I'm not going to sleep 155 00:06:20,057 --> 00:06:21,788 in the same bed with him. 156 00:06:21,790 --> 00:06:23,403 LAURIE: Of course, I was going 157 00:06:23,409 --> 00:06:24,858 to sleep in the same bed with him. 158 00:06:24,860 --> 00:06:26,687 If I was going to do this, 159 00:06:26,693 --> 00:06:28,727 I had to do it right. 160 00:06:31,567 --> 00:06:33,367 Good night, Edgar. 161 00:06:33,369 --> 00:06:34,968 162 00:06:34,970 --> 00:06:37,237 - Oh! Oh! - Stick it in. 163 00:06:37,239 --> 00:06:39,678 You do it better. I get lost down there. 164 00:06:39,684 --> 00:06:41,740 Oh, no, no, no, no. 165 00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:44,035 I'm on my period. 166 00:06:44,041 --> 00:06:47,147 Ugh! If you've got the rag on, 167 00:06:47,149 --> 00:06:48,949 you shouldn't be parading around the house 168 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:50,544 with your knees showing, 169 00:06:50,550 --> 00:06:51,998 you cock-tease. 170 00:06:52,588 --> 00:06:54,611 And if I've told you once, 171 00:06:54,617 --> 00:06:56,123 I've told you a thousand times, 172 00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:57,741 I don't want Willie in this house. 173 00:06:57,747 --> 00:06:59,760 There's plenty of white men you could've hired 174 00:06:59,762 --> 00:07:01,194 to fix that stove. 175 00:07:01,196 --> 00:07:03,163 I don't need some jigaboo 176 00:07:03,165 --> 00:07:06,072 traipsing his black ass through my house. 177 00:07:06,329 --> 00:07:07,929 Good night. 178 00:07:11,658 --> 00:07:13,011 Good night. 179 00:07:14,395 --> 00:07:17,054 Some people might get discouraged when the sweet old man 180 00:07:17,060 --> 00:07:19,642 they're trying to help turns out to be a horrible person. 181 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:21,822 But, scientifically speaking, 182 00:07:21,828 --> 00:07:23,703 the fact that he remembered 183 00:07:23,709 --> 00:07:26,730 he was a racist asshole was a major victory. 184 00:07:26,736 --> 00:07:28,169 And let's be honest... 185 00:07:28,171 --> 00:07:30,796 White men over 80 are like lotto tickets. 186 00:07:30,802 --> 00:07:33,356 9 times out of 10, you're not gonna like what you see 187 00:07:33,362 --> 00:07:35,476 after you scratch the surface. 188 00:07:35,478 --> 00:07:37,724 Ahh. Jesus, Bea. 189 00:07:37,839 --> 00:07:40,173 Could these strips of bacon be thinner? 190 00:07:40,179 --> 00:07:42,249 I'm over here squinting like a Chinaman 191 00:07:42,251 --> 00:07:43,597 just to see 'em on the plate. 192 00:07:43,603 --> 00:07:45,352 Oh, I'm sorry. I'll make some more. 193 00:07:45,354 --> 00:07:46,686 Oh, Edgar? 194 00:07:46,692 --> 00:07:49,245 If someone wanted to mail us a letter, 195 00:07:49,251 --> 00:07:50,684 where should they send it? 196 00:07:50,860 --> 00:07:53,475 4236 Elmwood Lane, 197 00:07:53,481 --> 00:07:55,546 Goose Creek, South Carolina. 198 00:07:55,552 --> 00:07:58,432 [INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY] 199 00:07:58,434 --> 00:08:01,908 - [CLICKS BUTTON] - Subject remembers his address. 200 00:08:01,914 --> 00:08:03,814 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 201 00:08:04,307 --> 00:08:06,106 - [DOOR CREAKS] - Good morning. 202 00:08:06,108 --> 00:08:07,841 I'm here to fix the shower. 203 00:08:07,843 --> 00:08:10,211 Look, things are going great, 204 00:08:10,213 --> 00:08:12,179 and I don't want anything to mess that up, 205 00:08:12,181 --> 00:08:14,215 so maybe you shouldn't come in the house. 206 00:08:14,804 --> 00:08:17,084 - What am I supposed to do? - I don't know. 207 00:08:17,086 --> 00:08:19,227 - Go explore the town. - Edgar: Beatrice! 208 00:08:19,233 --> 00:08:21,066 Oh. Coming! 209 00:08:21,157 --> 00:08:22,823 Wh... 210 00:08:22,825 --> 00:08:24,425 [HANGERS SCRAPE] 211 00:08:26,113 --> 00:08:27,613 Looking for something, honey? 212 00:08:27,619 --> 00:08:29,830 My white suit. I need it for Sunday. 213 00:08:29,832 --> 00:08:31,999 Where is it? I always keep it right here. 214 00:08:32,001 --> 00:08:33,467 Oh. You know what? 215 00:08:33,876 --> 00:08:36,166 I washed it, and it accidentally shrank. 216 00:08:36,172 --> 00:08:38,105 Goddamn it! 217 00:08:38,107 --> 00:08:40,541 If you can't hold a baby longer than six weeks, 218 00:08:40,543 --> 00:08:42,743 at least be good at laundry! 219 00:08:42,745 --> 00:08:44,745 I guess I gotta make another one. 220 00:08:48,812 --> 00:08:51,359 You know how to sew your own suit? 221 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:53,632 Of course I do. 222 00:08:53,638 --> 00:08:54,718 I'm a tailor. 223 00:08:54,724 --> 00:08:56,171 It's my job. 224 00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:57,972 Good God. 225 00:08:57,978 --> 00:08:59,688 First you forget our address, 226 00:08:59,694 --> 00:09:01,524 then you forget my profession. 227 00:09:01,530 --> 00:09:04,391 Women. [SCOFFS] I still can't believe 228 00:09:04,397 --> 00:09:07,334 we gave you ditzy split-tails the right to vote. 229 00:09:07,617 --> 00:09:10,652 230 00:09:13,376 --> 00:09:15,989 - [CLICK] - He remembered he's a tailor. 231 00:09:16,535 --> 00:09:18,685 232 00:09:22,631 --> 00:09:25,516 Excuse me, sir? Hey, you know how to... 233 00:09:25,806 --> 00:09:28,033 Upload a picture on the Internet? 234 00:09:28,039 --> 00:09:29,523 Yeah, I think so. 235 00:09:29,564 --> 00:09:30,995 Oh, sweet. 236 00:09:34,563 --> 00:09:36,630 [EXHALES DEEPLY] 237 00:09:36,632 --> 00:09:38,565 - Is that your dick? - Yeah. 238 00:09:38,567 --> 00:09:41,268 Why is there a Matchbox car next to your dick? 239 00:09:41,270 --> 00:09:43,041 For scale. 240 00:09:43,159 --> 00:09:44,959 Here you go. 241 00:09:45,274 --> 00:09:46,440 Mmm. 242 00:09:47,242 --> 00:09:49,543 That's a good-looking dick right there. 243 00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:52,680 [SEWING MACHINE WHIRRING] 244 00:09:52,682 --> 00:09:54,982 - [CLICK] - The subject is progressing nicely. 245 00:09:54,984 --> 00:09:57,243 Not only does he remember his name, 246 00:09:57,249 --> 00:09:59,286 address, spouse, and profession, 247 00:09:59,288 --> 00:10:01,955 but he's also exhibiting some... 248 00:10:02,163 --> 00:10:03,596 Personality traits 249 00:10:03,602 --> 00:10:06,293 that were dormant due to the dementia. 250 00:10:06,295 --> 00:10:09,508 Obviously, the more successful this experiment is, 251 00:10:09,514 --> 00:10:11,797 the more funding our facility can earmark 252 00:10:11,803 --> 00:10:14,762 toward future weekends away with other patients. 253 00:10:14,872 --> 00:10:17,747 These types of successes are... 254 00:10:17,986 --> 00:10:19,719 [RECORDER CLATTERS] 255 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:23,556 Edgar? Edgar?! 256 00:10:25,148 --> 00:10:26,848 Where are you going?! 257 00:10:26,854 --> 00:10:30,155 Sunday meeting. Lots of stuff to plan. 258 00:10:32,078 --> 00:10:34,527 Uh... Hi. 259 00:10:34,845 --> 00:10:36,673 I'm a doctor, too. 260 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:38,750 Advanced Alzheimer's. 261 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:41,643 We're trying a new therapy. 262 00:10:42,236 --> 00:10:44,636 Well, good luck with that. 263 00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:49,542 Edgar! Edgar! They canceled the meeting. 264 00:10:49,548 --> 00:10:53,010 - They called while you were sewing. - Really? Who called? 265 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:57,538 - Clem? - Clem Wilkerson? 266 00:10:57,860 --> 00:11:00,427 The treasurer called our house? 267 00:11:00,433 --> 00:11:02,266 Why'd they cancel the meeting? 268 00:11:03,151 --> 00:11:04,526 Um... 269 00:11:04,556 --> 00:11:06,987 He said something about the... 270 00:11:07,401 --> 00:11:08,691 Cheap Jew... 271 00:11:08,697 --> 00:11:10,663 That owns the meeting hall 272 00:11:10,665 --> 00:11:13,499 trying to save a buck and double-booking it 273 00:11:13,501 --> 00:11:15,521 to a bunch of dirty Catholics, 274 00:11:15,527 --> 00:11:17,025 and they don't think... 275 00:11:17,031 --> 00:11:18,534 The lazy Mexicans 276 00:11:18,540 --> 00:11:21,362 are going to be able to clean it up in time. 277 00:11:22,832 --> 00:11:24,598 Makes sense. 278 00:11:24,795 --> 00:11:28,564 279 00:11:33,168 --> 00:11:35,101 You gotta be shitting me! 280 00:11:35,323 --> 00:11:36,789 [THUD] 281 00:11:36,791 --> 00:11:38,825 - [FRONT DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] - You want to tell me 282 00:11:38,827 --> 00:11:40,393 why the Grand Wizard of the KKK 283 00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:43,018 - just waltzed his ass into this house? - That was Edgar. 284 00:11:43,024 --> 00:11:45,032 And I'm sure he wasn't the Grand Wizard. 285 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:48,330 He was very impressed when the treasurer called, for Chrissake. 286 00:11:48,338 --> 00:11:50,171 Look, as it turns out, 287 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:51,704 Edgar used to be a little racist. 288 00:11:51,706 --> 00:11:53,439 EDGAR: Beatrice, If you're through bleeding 289 00:11:53,441 --> 00:11:54,941 all over my clean floor, 290 00:11:54,943 --> 00:11:57,243 could you drag your dumb ass in here? 291 00:11:57,245 --> 00:11:58,978 And also a little misogynistic. 292 00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:00,526 Excuse me for a second. 293 00:12:01,759 --> 00:12:04,354 - Yes? - I need you to run to the store for me, 294 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,309 pick up some supplies. 295 00:12:07,609 --> 00:12:10,076 296 00:12:10,082 --> 00:12:11,902 Sure thing. 297 00:12:13,782 --> 00:12:16,315 - What now? - He wanted me to go to the store 298 00:12:16,321 --> 00:12:18,707 to buy him a few things he needs... 299 00:12:19,332 --> 00:12:21,599 To burn down a church. 300 00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:25,326 This is a story about a porn star. 301 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,613 Oh, no, you gotta turn the page. 302 00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:31,355 Obviously, things had taken a turn for the worse. 303 00:12:31,361 --> 00:12:33,600 But if you just look at the experiment 304 00:12:33,606 --> 00:12:36,073 and not the awful person we were dealing with, 305 00:12:36,075 --> 00:12:37,675 things couldn't have been going better. 306 00:12:37,677 --> 00:12:39,864 This dude's got detailed plans to burn down 307 00:12:39,870 --> 00:12:41,779 some Methodist church on Carter Lane. 308 00:12:41,781 --> 00:12:43,147 We're not gonna let him do it! 309 00:12:43,149 --> 00:12:45,413 Look, we just have to get through this weekend 310 00:12:45,419 --> 00:12:47,066 with enough evidence to prove 311 00:12:47,072 --> 00:12:48,770 that the therapy is working. 312 00:12:48,776 --> 00:12:51,110 Think of all the people we can help. 313 00:12:52,058 --> 00:12:54,008 - Black people. - Don't do that. 314 00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:55,909 Wait a second. 315 00:12:55,915 --> 00:12:58,262 What if he's already burned down this church? 316 00:12:58,457 --> 00:13:00,490 I mean, you said he's been remembering stuff, right? 317 00:13:00,496 --> 00:13:03,589 - I seriously doubt... - I'm-a Google this shit. 318 00:13:05,064 --> 00:13:07,198 319 00:13:07,740 --> 00:13:09,154 Hey. 320 00:13:09,642 --> 00:13:11,584 I don't normally do that, so 321 00:13:11,639 --> 00:13:13,777 you'd better catch that rat. 322 00:13:13,779 --> 00:13:15,860 FRANK: I don't know what you're talking about. 323 00:13:15,866 --> 00:13:18,082 That's bullshit! That's my computer. 324 00:13:18,084 --> 00:13:19,483 You stole my computer. 325 00:13:19,485 --> 00:13:21,352 Look, I got my Rick Santorum sticker on it. 326 00:13:21,354 --> 00:13:23,020 What the hell is going on here? 327 00:13:23,022 --> 00:13:24,388 This idiot stole my computer 328 00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:26,457 and went on my online dating membership 329 00:13:26,459 --> 00:13:28,225 to try to sleep with a married woman. 330 00:13:28,227 --> 00:13:29,693 And he sent his address 331 00:13:29,695 --> 00:13:32,259 with a picture of his dick next to a little car. 332 00:13:32,342 --> 00:13:34,275 You used his account? 333 00:13:34,433 --> 00:13:37,034 Yeah. Memberships cost a couple hundred bucks, 334 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,208 and his information was already on there. 335 00:13:39,214 --> 00:13:41,672 Can I at least get the info of that married woman? 336 00:13:41,674 --> 00:13:43,229 The woman was me. 337 00:13:43,235 --> 00:13:44,940 How do you think I found you? 338 00:13:44,946 --> 00:13:47,895 I got an e-mail saying someone was using my account, 339 00:13:47,901 --> 00:13:50,080 so I created a fake woman to set a trap for you. 340 00:13:50,082 --> 00:13:51,382 You're such a idiot. 341 00:13:51,384 --> 00:13:52,400 - [MOUSETRAP SNAPS] - [GRUNTS] 342 00:13:52,406 --> 00:13:54,818 I used Alyssa Milano's picture, for Chrissake. 343 00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:56,720 That wasn't really her? 344 00:13:56,722 --> 00:13:58,600 Oh, that's a bummer. 345 00:13:58,606 --> 00:14:00,139 If I didn't have a pregnant wife 346 00:14:00,226 --> 00:14:02,593 that can't find out I'm having affairs online, 347 00:14:02,595 --> 00:14:04,962 I'd call the cops. Consider yourself lucky. 348 00:14:04,964 --> 00:14:07,498 349 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,103 Well, all things considered, 350 00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:10,934 that didn't turn out half bad. 351 00:14:10,936 --> 00:14:12,449 [SMACK] 352 00:14:12,455 --> 00:14:14,355 [THUD] 353 00:14:14,361 --> 00:14:15,902 [GAGS] 354 00:14:15,908 --> 00:14:17,408 That computer was the only way 355 00:14:17,410 --> 00:14:19,004 to place ads to rent those cabins! 356 00:14:19,010 --> 00:14:20,811 Now I have to use the one at the library, 357 00:14:20,813 --> 00:14:22,540 - and I hate the library! - Sorry. 358 00:14:22,546 --> 00:14:23,981 - Uhh! - [TELEPHONE RINGS] 359 00:14:23,983 --> 00:14:26,316 [VIVIAN GRUNTS, FRANK CHOKES] 360 00:14:26,318 --> 00:14:29,787 Chubbys. We won't tell if you don't. 361 00:14:29,789 --> 00:14:31,655 Uh-huh. 362 00:14:31,657 --> 00:14:33,189 Yeah. 363 00:14:33,592 --> 00:14:36,160 Okay. Uh... yeah. 364 00:14:36,162 --> 00:14:37,968 Let me ask her. 365 00:14:37,974 --> 00:14:40,016 Hey, someone's on the phone 366 00:14:40,022 --> 00:14:42,166 about renting a cabin. 367 00:14:42,168 --> 00:14:44,001 368 00:14:44,003 --> 00:14:45,798 I'll be right there. 369 00:14:46,572 --> 00:14:48,272 - [SLAP] - [GRUNTS, PANTING] 370 00:14:48,274 --> 00:14:50,107 Go tell the old guy we need the keys. 371 00:14:50,109 --> 00:14:52,928 372 00:14:53,813 --> 00:14:55,412 [PLEASANTLY] Hello? 373 00:14:55,414 --> 00:14:57,080 Got it. 374 00:14:57,082 --> 00:14:59,483 "June 15, 1958. 375 00:14:59,485 --> 00:15:01,218 "The Methodist Church on Carter Lane 376 00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:02,753 "in Goose Creek, South Carolina, 377 00:15:02,755 --> 00:15:05,255 "was burned in what was suspected to be an act of arson. 378 00:15:05,257 --> 00:15:07,057 "Witnesses claim to have seen 379 00:15:07,059 --> 00:15:08,725 "a pickup truck leaving the scene, 380 00:15:08,727 --> 00:15:11,328 "but according to District Attorney Clem Wilkerson, 381 00:15:11,330 --> 00:15:13,497 "no suspects were ever questioned." 382 00:15:13,499 --> 00:15:15,466 Oh, my God. 383 00:15:15,468 --> 00:15:17,434 "The fire occurred in the middle of the night 384 00:15:17,436 --> 00:15:18,812 "while the church was empty. 385 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,637 "However, the church often housed 386 00:15:20,639 --> 00:15:22,306 "down-on-their-luck parishioners 387 00:15:22,308 --> 00:15:24,475 "in an adjunct structure, which also caught fire, 388 00:15:24,477 --> 00:15:28,278 "resulting in one casualty, Mister..." 389 00:15:33,919 --> 00:15:36,832 "Willie Turner, local handyman"? 390 00:15:36,838 --> 00:15:38,207 He killed me! 391 00:15:38,213 --> 00:15:40,955 That son of a bitch killed me, and he's trying to do it again. 392 00:15:40,961 --> 00:15:43,126 He wants to make a twice-baked Negro. 393 00:15:43,128 --> 00:15:44,361 I'm calling the cops. 394 00:15:44,363 --> 00:15:46,330 Fine, but let's wait till we get back. 395 00:15:46,332 --> 00:15:48,614 - Please let me finish the experiment. - Beatrice, 396 00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:51,201 can I talk to you in the bedroom for a second? 397 00:15:51,203 --> 00:15:53,604 Willie. Looking good. 398 00:15:53,606 --> 00:15:55,389 Lose some weight? 399 00:15:55,945 --> 00:15:58,141 Yeah, I lost weight. All of it. 400 00:15:58,143 --> 00:15:59,710 I'm a goddamn ghost thanks to you, 401 00:15:59,712 --> 00:16:01,750 you backward-ass cracker. 402 00:16:03,305 --> 00:16:05,782 Listen, Edgar, I know you want... 403 00:16:05,784 --> 00:16:06,956 - [SMACK] - Oh! 404 00:16:06,962 --> 00:16:08,662 That's for not listening. 405 00:16:08,854 --> 00:16:10,802 Now go put something 406 00:16:10,808 --> 00:16:12,489 pretty on so we can get to church 407 00:16:12,491 --> 00:16:15,492 before they give away all the good seats to the cripples. 408 00:16:15,494 --> 00:16:17,127 And how many times do I have to tell you 409 00:16:17,129 --> 00:16:18,629 to throw this out? 410 00:16:18,631 --> 00:16:20,964 It became worthless after my father 411 00:16:20,966 --> 00:16:22,758 let that coon who ruined 412 00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:24,668 baseball write his name on it. 413 00:16:24,670 --> 00:16:26,937 [BASEBALL THUDS] 414 00:16:26,939 --> 00:16:28,505 [EXHALES] 415 00:16:30,309 --> 00:16:32,976 - [CLICK] - [WHISPERS] Subject is a racist, 416 00:16:32,978 --> 00:16:36,237 murdering, spousal-abusing, reprehensible, 417 00:16:36,243 --> 00:16:38,251 irredeemable son of a bitch. 418 00:16:39,518 --> 00:16:42,185 - He also remembered his father. - [CLICK] 419 00:17:16,086 --> 00:17:18,917 - We're calling the police. - What about your experiment? 420 00:17:18,923 --> 00:17:21,090 He just hit me! 421 00:17:21,135 --> 00:17:22,834 Oh! 422 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:25,958 Black handyman gets murdered, but we can let it slide. 423 00:17:25,964 --> 00:17:27,429 White woman gets slapped, 424 00:17:27,431 --> 00:17:29,066 and we gotta send up the Bat-Signal. 425 00:17:29,072 --> 00:17:30,971 This is that bullshit! 426 00:17:34,005 --> 00:17:35,471 [KEYS JANGLE] 427 00:17:37,719 --> 00:17:40,786 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 428 00:17:43,028 --> 00:17:45,647 [ENGINE REVS, IDLING] 429 00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:47,369 Beatrice, hurry up! 430 00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:49,248 We're gonna be late for church. 431 00:17:49,254 --> 00:17:51,321 [ENGINE REVS] 432 00:17:55,292 --> 00:17:58,726 [SLOW INSTRUMENTAL OF "DIXIE" PLAYING] 433 00:18:00,530 --> 00:18:02,797 [DOOR CREAKS] 434 00:18:07,571 --> 00:18:11,506 435 00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:14,776 [INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER] 436 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,820 [VAN DOOR CLOSES] 437 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,786 [VAN DEPARTS] 438 00:18:28,091 --> 00:18:29,604 So while... 439 00:18:29,628 --> 00:18:31,659 Some results from the experiment 440 00:18:31,661 --> 00:18:33,979 - could be considered a failure... - "Could be"? 441 00:18:34,108 --> 00:18:36,531 Your patient accidentally killed himself 442 00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,700 while you and your nurse were distracted. 443 00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:40,802 Yes. That was unfortunate. 444 00:18:40,804 --> 00:18:43,707 And I wish we could have stopped that from happening, 445 00:18:43,713 --> 00:18:45,540 even though I think we can all agree 446 00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:48,659 the world is probably a better place without Edgar. 447 00:18:49,198 --> 00:18:50,545 But more importantly, 448 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:53,214 we shouldn't let that one mishap overshadow 449 00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:55,683 that there were some real successes along the way 450 00:18:55,685 --> 00:18:58,253 that warrant funding for future programs 451 00:18:58,255 --> 00:19:01,155 that could really benefit our patients. 452 00:19:01,157 --> 00:19:03,825 [MURMURING] 453 00:19:03,827 --> 00:19:05,994 Well, I guess that makes sense. 454 00:19:05,996 --> 00:19:09,017 But to be safe, next time let's try with a black person. 455 00:19:15,670 --> 00:19:20,117 ♪ I've got a long list of real good reasons ♪ 456 00:19:20,643 --> 00:19:23,276 ♪ For all the things I've done ♪ 457 00:19:24,147 --> 00:19:27,966 ♪ I've got a picture in the back of my mind ♪ 458 00:19:28,385 --> 00:19:31,224 ♪ Of what I've lost and what I've won ♪ 459 00:19:32,425 --> 00:19:35,893 ♪ I've survived every situation ♪ 460 00:19:36,192 --> 00:19:39,567 ♪ Knowing when to freeze and when to run ♪ 461 00:19:40,463 --> 00:19:43,551 ♪ And regret is just a memory ♪ 462 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:46,000 ♪ written on my brow ♪ 463 00:19:46,002 --> 00:19:50,277 ♪ And there's nothing I can do about it now ♪ 464 00:19:50,804 --> 00:19:54,806 ♪ I've got a wild and a restless spirit ♪ 465 00:19:55,145 --> 00:19:58,734 ♪ I held my price through every deal ♪ 466 00:19:59,215 --> 00:20:02,148 ♪ And I've been dreaming like a child ♪ 467 00:20:02,154 --> 00:20:04,813 ♪ Since the cradle broke the bough ♪ 468 00:20:05,008 --> 00:20:09,482 ♪ And there's nothing I can do about it now ♪ 469 00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:14,707 ♪ And there's nothing I can do about it now ♪ 470 00:20:16,828 --> 00:20:19,734 Hello? Is this God's country? 471 00:20:19,736 --> 00:20:22,396 That's what the poster says. 472 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,304 Perfect. 473 00:20:25,439 --> 00:20:27,972 I think He wants me to meet Him here. 474 00:20:27,992 --> 00:20:31,687 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com - 33546

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