Original subtitles

(Stand up, everyone. I'm your master.)

(The eighth master, Cha In Pyo)

(Intense feeling of...)

(playing smart, which is quite familiar)

(Organization of Smarty-pants Bros)

(The genetic power that can't be hidden)

(Of Smarty-pants)

(For Smarty-pants)

(By Smarty-pants, it's like a dream.)

(It starts now.)

The chief of costume team is next door, so let's go.

- Okay. - Okay!

Leave it. We'll be back anyway.

- Come here. - Yes.

(The making film by the assistant director)

Hi, Nicole.

- Hi, In Pyo. How are you? - Good.

(The chief of costume team is a foreigner?)

- Hi. - Hello.

- Hi, nice to meet you. - Hi.

- Nice to meet you. - I'm Nicole.

What a surprise. It's exciting.

- Thank you. - Nice to meet you.

Thank you so much for coming into the costume wardrobe.

I didn't know the chief of costume team was...

- a foreigner. - So, come on over.

You know, Ongals has been making a documentary...

- about entering the US market. - Right.

To improve stage costumes,

I invited her, the chief of costume team from the States.

- She's a costume designer. - Is she from the States?

Yes. She works in Hollywood. Her name is Nicole Voelkel.

She made all those costumes.

- I see. - That's so cool.

That's how we got to know to each other.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

So, is one of you going to help me in wardrobe?

(Not answering)

You'll help her in wardrobe, right?

- Yes. - Of course.

First, we're making baby outfits.

They're baby costumes. So, these are supposed to look like big babies.

- Big babies... - Big buttons and...

big diapers. In a little bit,

they're going to come in here to try on their costumes.

- I know. - We can do the fitting.

- Yes. - So, I need some help.

What can I do for you?

There is a lot to do.

- Okay. There is a lot to do. - When one of us are picked...

But he's not... He's not doing it.

(But Seung Gi isn't doing it.)

He's my left arm, so...

Really? Okay.

(Is he showing his love toward his assistant director, Seung Gi?)

He's my assistant director today.

- Yes. You made it. - He's my left arm.

(Both are connected with Smarty-pants DNA.)

So, I really appreciate it.

This is a lot of work here today.

You can just go like this. Just on the surface.

- Okay? - Yes.

So you can each sew. Maybe you can do it on the black.

- The black... - Do it on the black so that...

the stitch doesn't show up.

(The end of his concentration)

Is it your first time to sew before?

(It doesn't fit to the rhythm of my life.)

(The master is being impatient.)

- The center? - Yes.

You have no time. Hurry up.

Hurry up. Hurry up. Smart-pants Two!

- The other two people. - Are there any chances...

that the assistant director position is replaced by someone else later?

It can happen.

- Right? - It can happen.

Of course it can change.

Right? Then keep watching us.

(He goes to watch Se Hyeong closely.)

(Trying hard)

(However)

Isn't it nice?

(Sighing)

(He's got a very short attention span.)

We don't have time.

The director checked the time.

(Hurry.)

- I'm done. - We have to start shooting.

I am done.

(The documentary shoot will begin in 565 seconds.)

It will soon be time to do push-ups too.

We have 27 minutes. 27 minutes.

After 27 minutes, you have to do push-ups.

The designer is doing it too, right?

Right?

(They have to finish it before the master turns into Hulk.)

Guys, the director is anxious.

You will be given 10 seconds.

- 10. - I am done.

Nine.

- Eight. - I do things fast and swiftly.

Seven.

Six.

- Five. - That's slow for him.

That's too slow.

- Two. - That's too slow too.

One.

- Stop. Okay. - Cut.

Okay. Finish yours.

- Can I come and see your work? - I was doing well.

- I was doing well. - Okay?

I need more thread.

- So very nice job. - I only finished half.

You can see the quality of work here.

(Seong Jae did a very nice job.)

Are you still working? Still going for it?

Very nice.

Sang Yun is meticulous.

Very nice stitches.

(Praise me too.)

I am sorry. This isn't going to work.

No. No.

This is vintage style.

Vintage style.

Its' a "worn-out" style, you see?

It's worn-out, vintage style.

- Very, very funny. - I don't know.

Because I am a comedian, I know.

This is funny. Worn-out things are very funny.

I have to cut you from the team. I am so sorry.

Really?

Okay. Okay.

On a scale of 10,

how much do you want to do wardrobe?

On a scale of 10, how much do you want to be in the team?

- 8. - 8.

How about you?

9.5.

9.5. Okay. All right.

- I am going to take you... - Why don't you ask me?

Why don't you ask me?

- Thank you so much. - Why don't you ask me?

- You got cut. - I am 10.

You got cut from the team.

- I'm fired? I'm fired? - Come on.

Move aside.

I'm fired.

Calm down.

You are fired.

Keep him quiet, Assistant Director.

- Keep him quiet. - Stop. Stop.

- Bring him here. - Come here.

You can work with them.

Thank you so much. I will be working with you two.

Am I in this team?

Yes, you got a position.

- It's nice to meet you. - On this team right here.

- Thank you very much. - Why don't you ask...

The number...

Se Hyeong...

We have another job for you at the production team.

We have other jobs for you.

You...

Assistant Director, come here.

(Please talk to us directly.)

Ongals have a lot of things to carry.

Balls for juggling for example. Tell them to carry those well.

I will tell you what to do.

Can't I just go?

I can hear everything. You could talk there.

Se Hyeong.

Bring the things of Ongals.

As soon as you put the things down,

you can go straight out to buy food.

- I heard everything. - All right.

You can leave immediately.

Run. Run. You get 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

I won't eat it. I won't eat it.

(The main cast, Ongals arrive with their stage props.)

- Hello. - Hello.

- Hello. - Hello.

Hi. Good to see you.

Hello.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Hello. - Thank you so much.

- Hello. - Hello.

Hi.

- Hello. - It's good to see you.

(They earned money by cleaning barbecue grills...)

(and started participating in Edinburgh Festival Fringe.)

(They won the Best Comedy Award after 11 years.)

(And the master is producing a documentary of Ongals.)

- It's nice to meet you. - Hello.

(The master even operates the camera.)

He's working too hard.

Assistant...

- Assistant Director. - Yes?

The wardrobe department can go ahead and start the costume fitting.

The rest should go and buy food.

I will write it down. I will check how many there are...

- Right. - and buy food.

Tell him to stop talking and hurry out.

Stop talking. Stop talking and hurry outside.

Stop talking.

You can go and buy the lunchboxes.

Seong Jae,

you can assist her with the costume fitting.

I am going to use what you film, Seung Gi.

So you can start filming too.

Assistant Director.

(The master gives direction every second.)

Assistant Director, can you ask the producer to come up?

Yes. Tights.

(After concentrating on many tasks...)

(Seung Gi's behind-the-scene footage)

(Even Seung Gi, the most passionate man, gets tired.)

Humble and all that other stuff.

(He seems very passionate.)

(Seung Gi can't take it any more.)

We work hard.

Assistant Director.

Can you shoot from this angle?

Okay. This one.

Can you put this one in the shorts?

- This... - Just put it in.

I am sorry to do this on our first encounter.

- Just shove it in. - You can tuck it in, right?

I am sorry. I am sorry to do this on our first time to meet.

(In Pyo stares at them.)

He needs some...

Will they be able to succeed in Las Vegas?

I think they have enough passion to succeed.

I don't know if they will succeed or not.

- But giving a shot is meaningful. - Yes.

They might...

look like nobodies.

But they are working very hard.

(For the master, challenging life is a film.)

I thought it would be important to record their journey.

I love that they seem to really enjoy the process.

That's how they seem.

When they go on stage, they change completely...

although they look a little shabby behind the stage.

(They completely change when they're on stage.)

Let's choose what to order from here...

and order it as soon as we enter the restaurant.

Okay.

You usually get this.

You can either choose to get meat or not.

Does the price not matter?

- The price... - It doesn't matter.

- No. - This is it.

It matters.

- This. - It should be...

- Is there a budget? - It's 10 dollars...

- per person. - Why?

That's our rule.

Are there rules?

(You can't spend more than 10 dollars per person.)

- Wait. How many are we? - We are...

There are 22 of us.

220 dollars.

(The budget is 220 dollars.)

Right?

(How can 22 people...)

(eat meat within the budget of 220 dollars?)

There's a way.

(He's done calculating.)

We can buy four tteokgalbi sets.

And 18 of cheonggukjang and barley rice sets.

What?

- Are you sure? - Yes.

Is that 220 dollars?

That's...

218 dollars.

I will check.

9 dollars times 18.

And four sets of tteokgalbi sets.

- That's 56 dollars. - 218 dollars.

It's precisely 218 dollars.

(218 dollars)

(Is he a human?)

Is food coming soon?

- Food? - They left seven minutes ago.

(The master became impatient again.)

- Hello? - Hello, Seung Gi.

How long do you think you will take?

- Hold on, please. - Okay.

- How long will it take? - 10 minutes?

What are they saying?

They will come in 15 minutes.

Okay.

We will be there by 1:35pm.

Please come by 1:35pm.

(He's fixing the costume while checking on the master.)

(Seung Gi concentrates on his duty as the assistant director.)

When will the food come?

- Sir? - When will the food arrive?

He says he's coming.

I will call them one more time.

(Gosh.)

Please set it up there as soon as the food arrives.

Okay. I will set it up as soon as it arrives.

(He's anxious.)

Why isn't he answering the phone?

Yes, Seung Gi. I am paying right now.

I am not trying to give you a hard time.

The situation is intense here.

I just paid.

Please give us the receipt.

How long will it take for you to get here?

It will take less than five minutes.

Please make sure we can rip the bag open as soon as you arrive.

- Okay. - Okay.

- The food is arriving in five. - All right.

They paid. I heard the card being swiped.

(Does his stomach also operate in the unit of seconds?)

You are quite impatient, aren't you?

How did you know?

I hide it quite well.

I think everyone who watches this show would know it.

(I was trying my best to hide it.)

- We already ran quite a lot. - We are behind schedule,

so we have to hurry.

- Watch out for the car. - Watch out.

- Was it this far? - I know.

(Assistant Director's footage)

- Is food not here yet? - I think...

it will come in about two minutes.

I think they are running here.

It's because Nicole is leaving Korea today.

She has to get on the airplane to Paris later.

- Really? - Yes.

- She might miss her airplane. - She's in trouble.

She's departing for Paris at 4pm.

We have to hurry.

Let's go.

(We are on the 1st floor. We're getting on the elevator.)

It's coming up.

Get ready. Get ready to rip the plastic open.

(Banging the door)

- We are coming. - Okay.

It's scary.

Are you...

Are you inside of the elevator?

Move. Move. Move. Move.

Move. Move. Move. Move. Left side.

- Well done. - Thank you.

The food is here.

(Making their fingers sweat)

- Thank you. - Here.

Set for eight people.

- Okay. - Excluding ours.

Thank you.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

(The production crews...)

(clean up first.)

- Are you going to sweep? - Yes.

Okay. Thank you so much. That's perfect.

That's great.

Nice job.

- This... - Yes?

- This is for you. - Thank you.

Thank you so much. This is perfect.

- I'll bring the other stuff. - Okay.

Thank you so much.

(He tidies up the place for food.)

- Let's eat here. - Okay.

- Enjoy. - Enjoy.

Enjoy.

It's a battle.

Even a small production is so busy.

It's even worse for film productions.

- Oh, I know. - I finally get to eat.

It's really good.

(They finally take a break.)

The meal time...

feels like a real break.

I want to eat slow.

(They realize how precious the meal is.)

(Alarm?)

It's time for push-ups.

(Alarm for push-ups)

- For real? - Really?

For real?

(Alarms set for 2pm go off everywhere.)

So it was real.

This is crazy.

(50 push-ups at every hour)

Right in front of food.

(Our path)

(May be far and rough)

What if I fart after eating soup?

(They must learn and deal with...)

(the day with the master in seconds.)

What are we doing?

Watch out for upset stomach.

(He returns to eating.)

Push-ups are pretty effective.

I don't feel like eating anymore.

- We did 150 push-ups already. - He'll...

realize it one day.

But not now.

(He's just struggling for now.)

I went to documentary department,

but it was chaotic.

I didn't know how to film it.

I actually just learned it too.

They film hundreds, thousands of hours,

and they scatter and select it like a puzzle.

One bye one.

So they have to film as much as they can.

That's their fortune.

Documentary film producer's fortune.

How did you get to become...

a producer?

There's an American actor named Clint Eastwood.

I've watched his documentary film.

- Clint Eastwood's documentary film? - Yes.

He was asked why he became a film producer,

and he said he didn't get as many offers...

as he did before after he turned 50.

But he wants to continue filming even when he gets old.

So he decided to produce films himself.

Even though he's over 80 now,

he's one of the best film producers in the US.

- He still acts. - He acts and produces.

- That's cool. - He lives with films.

I'm not over 50.

It doesn't have to be a hit movie.

Even if it's a small movie with a good message,

I just want to do what I want in my life.

That's why.

So I'm currently changing the direction.

It's a new challenge.

(It's a new challenge.)

- Are you done? - No.

- 2 spoons. - 2 spoons.

Take your time.

I need to go.

(He told them to take their time,)

(but he starts cleaning up.)

(Rustling)

- Seong Jae should continue eating. - Leave it to us.

- Okay. - We'll do it.

(He's rushing to eat.)

You can take your time.

Take your time.

(He'll get upset if Se Hyeong eats more.)

Do you always get back to work right away?

I'm not lying. I didn't even have time to pick my teeth.

I don't even ask time to brush my teeth.

(You can still brush your teeth if you live on seconds.)

Even animals have a food chain.

If there's something on top of your food chain,

- Someone stronger? - everyone below keeps running away.

Since he's at the top of the food chain,

the rank below him is meaningless.

Have you played smart today?

- No. - Seriously.

(He's the final boss of the food chain.)

I've never met anyone who makes us nervous.

The first performance in Korea will take place in...

Seoul Rehab Center in Eungam-dong, Eunpyeong-gu.

It's a center for severely handicapped people.

We're going to rehearse the full performance for tomorrow...

in the rooftop.

You can help us filming it.

(Ready-action!)

So this is the stage, right?

(He checks all the paths.)

(The stage, direction and camera tools are all ready.)

(While the producer is getting ready for the rehearsal himself,)

(a better assistant producer above the producer.)

Okay then...

let's start with mic test.

Mic test.

I have the mic. Can you raise the volume please?

Raise the mic volume please.

Raise the mic volume please.

(He can't wait until the audio team arrives.)

- More. - High or base?

(Turn up.)

Try this.

(He sets the audio himself.)

(However, Seong Jae in wardrobe...)

(checks every costume by hand.)

Can you remove the thread?

(He won't allow even a small thread.)

We have to go detail.

- Everything is good. - Yes. It's good.

Good job. You're so good. You can be in wardrobe.

(Good job.)

Let's do it.

We're going to start the rehearsal.

- Here we go. - Here we go.

Are you okay?

As soon as he comes, yes. Thank you.

(Wardrobe is ready.)

Let's hurry up.

(All cameras are ready.)

(Rehearsal scene 1)

Que.

(The master's producer mode is on.)

(Nonverbal comedy group, Ongals)

(Over the border of all languages,)

(Ongals want to communicate with everyone...)

(through actions and sound only.)

(They start with beatbox.)

Get closer, and catch them from bottom to top.

Not now. Later.

(When the producer said my name,)

(I finally became the assistant producer.)

(Harmonica beatbox)

(The beat is playing smart.)

I've never seen anything like that before.

(Dancing)

(Assistant producer's making film)

(The beat becomes twice as faster.)

- You seem flustered. - I've never seen this before.

(Interesting)

Have you ever seen this before?

(The beat becomes 4 times faster.)

(The beat is transmitted through the vibration of air.)

(Their hearts start pounding at 130bpm.)

(Before they calm their hearts down...)

(What's this song?)

What's going on? I thought it was Seung Gi.

(In the middle of desert in Western America,)

(the local and the traveler...)

(get caught between two jugglers.)

(They start frowning.)

(Please help.)

(We're safe now.)

(The producer is passionate...)

(for angles as much as the performance.)

(Catching)

(Farting)

(Laughing)

(Se Hyeong finds farting funny.)

(Even though everyone is laughing,)

(the producer and assistant producer aren't disturbed.)

(Amazing)

(Assistant producer's making film)

(Even at the sight of an amazing performance,)

(the assistant producer concentrates on his duty.)

He's really good.

(Slow play)

(Amazing)

(Solely with the sound and expression)

(Awestruck)

(Bravo, Ongals!)

(They rehearse seriously...)

(at the thought of audience who will smile.)

How are you going to exit?

Exit. Open the door.

(Producer Cha never relaxes until the end.)

(The rehearsal is a great success.)

(Se Hyeong takes care of the performer's stick.)

Anyone finds the costume uncomfortable?

Any itches with your wardrobe?

(Wardrobe steps out.)

Anyone who finds the costume uncomfortable?

Are there any torn parts?

Is it fine?

I can just cut it.

We will open this up.

- This one? - Right.

Is it too tight? Better? Okay.

Okay. Thank you.

It's so funny.

Sir, some of our crew members...

might get sick and not be able to perform.

Shouldn't I think about who could replace them?

- As the assistant director? - We will substitute for them?

Are you confident to do it?

I am just saying.

I am not saying we have the ability to perform, but...

It would be nice for you to learn some of their routines.

If you have time.

Can we learn it? It looks way too difficult.

I thought your facial expressions were amazing.

Whenever a ring passes by his face...

Every time his face changes.

That was amazing.

Why don't you come forward and show us?

- You might be able to do it too. - When you are in my position,

you naturally do it.

Why don't the four of you try it?

The person who blinks the least...

- That's great. - That's good.

He will be exempted...

from doing push-ups when the bell rings next time.

- Is that good enough? - That's a big motivation.

That really motivates me.

I'm certain I'm going to win.

I never get scared about these things.

If you do well here, you will be exempted from doing push-ups.

Will the rings land on the marker?

- Try it. - I will throw it.

- It won't shatter my teeth, right? - No.

It would be fun if they get shattered.

I need to get treated then.

People fake missing teeth.

(Don't you want teeth as healthy as mine?)

Let's practice first.

(He blinked his eyes.)

(And even his legs are shaking.)

He closed his eyes about a million times.

- Hey. - My legs are moving automatically.

- He's ugly. - He's ugly.

- There's wind. - There's wind.

- You won't need to do push-ups. - Let's try it.

- There's wind. - Okay.

There's no wind right now.

Wind.

(Oh, my gosh.)

No. No.

(Why is he so scared?)

He can't do it.

He's a coward.

I am nervous.

(Sang Yun, the master pain-bearer is up next.)

- Sang Yun is good. - He is insensible to pain.

(What?)

He can't feel pain.

(Where am I? Who am I?)

(He's not affected at all.)

(Who is he?)

He's the best.

(He's senseless too.)

- This is... - My gosh.

He is unbelievable.

- He's the winner. - He's the winner.

He's really senseless. He did't move at all.

Even this doesn't scare him.

This is what you really need on a variety show.

You have to fart in the middle of beatboxing.

You need to do that well for our show to be successful.

You have to beatbox and then suddenly fart.

Today's the 100th anniversary of his debut as a variety show star.

Today is the 100th day.

We want to check if he can handle...

- this kind of situation. - It will be the rite of passage.

It will be the rite of passage.

- Try it. - We have to see how good he is.

Can he borrow your wig?

- This? - Yes.

(He donates his wig.)

It's drenched in sweat.

- It's okay. - It's okay.

The person who does it has to wear this wig.

- You have to wear it. - You have to wear it.

- It's hard to do without a prop. - While dancing,

he will fart many times... You see,

You can't take it lightly.

- This is just like acting. - It's just like acting.

Okay.

- Sang Yun. - You try it first.

Please lift your bangs.

You can open it like this.

Towards your ears.

(Oh, my goodness.)

(They love it.)

He still looks handsome.

(He speaks informally.)

He still looks handsome.

(Variety show world is scary.)

You look like you are wearing a motorcycle helmet.

(This is the popular hairstyle of a rookie variety show star.)

You have to draw mucus too.

You have to draw mucus too.

- Mucus? - Yes. Mucus.

- White mucus. - Mucus too.

- Give it to me. Do you have it? - Wait.

- I will go get it from downstairs. - It's downstairs.

- It's coming right up. - Let's do it right.

You...

I am going to be the only one doing this, aren't I?

(I won't be fooled.)

You are quick-witted though.

(He's been a variety show star for 100 days, but he's quick-witted.)

I keep getting fooled.

We will all do it.

He was bound to do it. It's his 100th day anniversary.

- He needed to do it. - He needed to do it.

There are so many rites of passage on a variety show.

(He complains.)

- Sang Yun. - Sang Yun. We...

Right?

(He was forced to dream about the show becoming successful.)

No.

The expert has to draw the mucus.

(He's forced to change his hairstyle.)

- I... - Today is very windy.

Let's say it's a very windy day.

Do you want the wind to blow from here or from there?

- What? - It has to show the direction...

Do whatever you want.

The wind is blowing from here, so I'll draw the mucus on this side.

(Se Hyeong is the lead designer.)

The wind...

- It's nice. - This is it.

(He creates the 2018 style mucus.)

There are so many rites of passage on a variety show.

(The model looks amazing with the mucus.)

It turned out well.

It's nice. It's nice.

The wind is blowing towards Cheongdam-dong.

It's blowing towards Cheongdam-dong.

- Here. - Sit in the middle.

(It's been a tough journey for the rookie variety show star.)

("Sang Yun Has Changed")

My goodness.

Don't throw them. Just pretend to throw them...

- and then fart. - He should juggle next to him.

- He will just do that. - Right.

- Like this. - You just have to do that.

Like this.

Sang Yun, this way.

- Start together. Ready. - Here we go.

- Ready. - Ready and go.

Raise your hips.

(They burst into a laughter.)

Go.

(Farting)

Raise your hips.

Create tension.

Your hips.

(The rookie improved tremendously.)

That's it.

(He's mastered the slapstick comedy.)

(Please give me my belly buttons back.)

Good job.

(The past 100 days...)

(was tough and harsh.)

(Now he's come to realize...)

(that he's born again as a variety show star.)

Thank you.

My gosh.

Well done.

(They passionately welcome...)

(Sang Yun, the variety show star.)

You tried so hard.

- Let's end it with a success. - I truly...

- Let's end it with a success. - I truly...

- I truly respect you. - What?

"Let's end it with a success"?

What are you talking about? They all have to do it.

Master in the House...

- will end here. - Who's next?

- We won't do it. - I will put it on your head.

- We have to stop here. - It cant be funnier than this.

Can it be funnier than that?

Do you think we should try it?

Sir, do you think it can be funnier than that?

- Just 1 more person should do it. - 1 more person.

- Then... - One person.

Since the assistant director's role was very big today,

- let's see how he does it. - Okay.

Let's see if he will be able to keep his position as the left hand.

Okay? This way.

Since he's the assistant director,

we will make his nose run on both sides.

(He's very excited.)

- Yes. - Was I like this too? Was I?

(He can't believe it.)

- Was I like that too? - It suits Seung Gi really well.

I will pull this to the back.

Your forehead needs to show a lot.

(The master of wig doesn't allow 1mm of error.)

Stay still.

Stay sill. Wear it.

(It's the greatest work of Se Hyeong the Mucus Designer.)

It's so funny.

It suits him so well.

(People gather around to witness this rare sight.)

Stay still.

It's unbelievable.

Where are you going?

- Take it all the way here. - Take it all the way here.

Like this. You get it, right?

Take it down.

Seung Gi,

don't laugh while crying.

Please fill this area.

Take it all the way here.

Like this. Take it all the way here.

Seung Gi,

don't laugh while crying.

Please fill this area.

It looks like he's wearing sun block.

It needs to dry.

(His nose is massively running on both sides.)

I can't see myself.

- It's on his arm too. - It's on his arm.

It went all the way here.

(I can't believe I created that masterpiece.)

It went all the way down here.

It went all the way down here.

(How can he change so much with just two white lines?)

I can't see myself.

Get two juggling clubs.

(Seung GI is unaware of how tragic he looks.)

- I will give it a try. - Start walking.

All right.

(My stomach hurts.)

Wait. Wait. Wait.

(This is not farting.)

(This is a performance art,)

(titled "Externalization of Internal Conflict".)

(The sub-title is "Where Is the Nearest Toilet?")

Wait. Wait. Wait.

(His expression is too suggestive, and the performance is stopped.)

Hey. Hey.

- Look. - What's wrong?

What's wrong?

You have to move your hips only when there's the farting sound.

You wait and do this to the farting sound.

That's boring though.

That's not what really happens.

You are constantly in pain.

- I will do it however I want to. - Fine.

Start.

(He expresses the urgency of his situation.)

(I need to use the toilet.)

You can't stop.

Drag it.

(He can't stop farting.)

(He ends it...)

(by tightening up his sphincter.)

Well done.

Thank you.

That was so funny.

Give me sunglasses.

(The feeling of embarrassment surges in.)

Wear the sunglasses.

You should wear the sunglasses now.

Wear them now.

He's wearing them now.

(It's okay. I've got the sunglasses you gave me.)

He's wearing them.

Can you sing for us?

Can you sing a serious ballad song?

I will sing a ballad song.

(The audience urge him to sing.)

You only considered me as a friend

(He becomes emotional.)

Just as a friend

How much is he getting paid?

Why is he working this hard?

(There's one thing more important to me than money.)

(That is to sacrifice myself and to make people laugh.)

(That is me, the emperor of variety show, Lee Seung Gi.)

We will do everything in our power to support Ongals...

so that they will have a successful performance tomorrow.

As the assistant director, I will prepare hard...

to make Ongals' performance even better.

We will do our best. Cheers.

Do I look great?

(The rehearsal ends.)

What are we...

Thanks to your help, the shoot went well.

- Don't mention it. - What do you want to do now?

- Sir? - What do you want to do?

(Do you want us to choose?)

Shouldn't you take some rest?

- No. - You look very tired.

I think I am a little bit drained.

He's suddenly brushing his teeth.

You look very tired.

You could brush your teeth comfortably at the men's room.

Just relax and think about what to do.

(He pops it in his mouth.)

What's wrong?

I'm brushing my teeth.

What's wrong?

You all brush your teeth, don't you?

(I can't believe I get to watch this great scene with my eyes.)

Who would've thought...

I'm just brushing my teeth. Why are you laughing?

It's nothing.

(Brushing his teeth)

(His angry tooth brushing scene was very popular.)

(The master of tooth brushing is back.)

I'm just brushing my teeth. Why are you laughing?

It's nothing.

You are not upset, are you?

It wasn't the tooth brushing that made me laugh.

I thought this situation was funny.

You could've just gone to the men's room.

I think you are a free-spirited person.

(He stay quiet.)

(I have toothpaste in my mouth.)

In the time table,

there is a section called "Right Now!"

You were allocating quite a lot of time on it.

What is that time for?

(What does he do during that time?)

(Are you curious about it?)

[Kocowa Ver] E16 Master in the House / All the Butlers "Make the Master Laugh" -= Ruo Xi =-

I do the things I've been wanting to do but have been procrastinating.

I set time apart for those things.

I see.

I have two brothers.

I have a lovely little brother,

whom I was very proud of.

His name was In Seok.

In Seok was bedridden for a long time.

(His little brother was bedridden for a long time.)

I quit everything I was doing and started taking care of him.

I wanted to do everything in my power...

(He quit everything and focused on nursing his brother.)

to make him live.

My entire family tried hard.

We tried hard for six months.

But he ended up passing away.

(His little brother passed away.)

At the time... Although I really loved my brother,

I didn't have the courage...

to tell him that I love him.

("I love you, In Seok.")

I never got to express my love to him.

So I decided, in the future,

if there's something I want to say to anyone,

if there's someone I want to meet,

and if there's something I want to do,

I would never delay it.

Never.

(Never delay it no matter what happens.)

I thought I shouldn't settle for what I'm familiar with...

and just live the way I'm trained to live.

I thought I should be lively...

and do the things I need to do at every moment.

That mindset made me think,

"Film? Why don't I direct a film?"

It doesn't matter if I fail.

"American film?"

"Why don't I give it a try? It doesn't matter how small it is."

You saw the movie poster for "Heavenquest".

I co-produced that film.

That's what "Right Now" means.

I want to spend that precious time with you today...

and do one thing you've been procrastinating.

I want us to use this precious time to do that together.

(Checking the time)

(Why did he suddenly check his watch?)

Why are you looking at your watch?

I thought it might be the time for push-ups.

Not yet.

I feel uncomfortable.

Are you regretting saying that?

I said that too.

- We have 40 minutes. - That's good.

I will get started with mine first. There's something...

I've been delaying. It's like a thorn stuck on my finger.

And I want to pluck it out.

Can you tell us what it is?

I will tell you.

Please guess what it is.

(He suddenly turns it into a game.)

(They suddenly turn into...)

(detectives.)

One of you is related.

(There's someone related to the master's Right Now.)

Someone is related.

One of you is very closely...

related to this incident.

He's involved. He's the culprit.

(Who could it be?)

It was around 2001.

Korean Wave was first introduced.

Korean Wave was born.

At the time,

I was one of the actors who lead the Korean Wave.

(He boasts about himself.)

My fan club was formed in Taiwan, and they came to Korea.

That was all over the news.

It was a big issue that foreign fans had come to see me.

One of the fans...

was a woman named Ann Woo.

She was slightly older than me.

For more than 10 years since then,

she's been a royal fan to me.

When I had a shoot in Shanghai, she came to Shanghai...

with her friends and cheered for me.

When I had a shoot in Seoul, she came to cheer.

(She went wherever he was.)

Even if we couldn't meet,

she sent me a text message whenever she came to Korea.

She was the most royal fan.

(She was In Pyo's most royal fan.)

However...

(However)

Several years ago...

(Several years ago)

She went out of reach.

(She suddenly went out of reach.)

She didn't contact me anymore.

I accidentally checked her social media.

And it turned out she had come to Korea many times.

Really?

But she didn't contact me.

- What happened? - It turned out...

she posted...

the photos of one of you.

What?

(The fan thief is one of them.)

She left me for another celebrity.

(She left him.)

She left him.

Do you want to brush your teeth right now?

(Brushing teeth is the best way to relieve anger.)

So...

(It's time to kill your anger.)

To cool my anger,

I brush my teeth many times a day.

(That's why he brushes his teeth several times a day.)

(How dare you leave me?)

That's why.

I am curious.

When that person is revealed,

what are you going to do?

- First of all... - What are you going to do?

First of all...

That's a great question.

Those are rather strong words.

Maybe he will brush your teeth.

That was a great question. I forgot to mention that.

His eyes were filled with murderous spirit.

She left me.

First of all,

I want the three of us to meet.

I want to ask her if it's true.

Secondly, for the first time in the world,

I'd like to hold a fanship changeover ceremony.

(Congratulations, World's First Fanship Changeover Ceremony)

You'll hand over your fan.

I'll let her go and give her my blessings.

(And I'll get ready to meet my new fans.)

It'll be like a complete closure.

My gosh.

Dear fellow citizens.

(Breaking News, In Pyo Holds a Press Conference)

Whatever your decision may be...

(He Will Accept His Fans' Decisions)

I'll humbly accept it.

But I wonder if you really can get a cool closure this way.

- Things like this can... - Well, that's a good question.

Good question. That's a great question.

- Right? - The thing is,

I'm truly grateful for all the support this fan has given me.

She was my loyal fan...

- for over a decade, - You were her one and only.

but I don't think I ever got to express my gratitude to her.

(He wants to express his gratitude.)

She was my fan for over 10 years, and we've aged together,

so I don't want her to be my fan anymore.

Instead, I want her to think of me as a longtime friend.

"We can be friends from now on."

(As a friend)

"Don't worry about hurting my feelings and just be his fan."

(It's time to let her go as his fan.)

My guess is that...

(Detective Yang's guess)

It's highly likely that it's Seung Gi.

She probably thinks that he's like Little Cha In Pyo.

(Is it because of the resemblance?)

Frankly, the two of you are very much alike.

Am I that much of a show-off?

(Asks the ultimate Mr. Show-off.)

- The ultimate Mr. Show-off. - Mr. Show-off.

And we're Number 1 and 2.

(They can't hide their genes.)

The important thing is... What you guys need to focus on...

isn't who's gaining a new fan.

You need to focus on the one who's letting his longtime fan go.

The one who's letting his fan go. Yes, that's right.

- In other words, me. - That's right.

I decided to be understanding and let my fan go,

but all you guys want to know is whom she likes now.

(He always wants to be the center of attention.)

Right now...

- In my opinion... - The more I see him,

the more I think that he and I are similar.

- You're two peas in a pod. - I know, right?

But did you actually see his photos on her social media page...

- Do you want to see? - Did you really...

Shall I just show you?

That means it's not me.

It's definitely not me.

(Se Hyeong has been excluded.)

- You have nothing to worry. - Right.

- "You have nothing to worry." - Hilarious.

(Se Hyeong gets a peek.)

- It's really true. - Isn't it so annoying?

His photos are all over her social media page.

They can hear the sound. Be careful.

She probably didn't think I'd see these.

She posted one photo of mine down here.

- It seems so insincere. - Oh, okay. I see it.

(He sounds very annoyed.)

I really hope that it's not me.

- My goodness. - This is stressful.

- I don't even think I can be happy. - "D-day".

How childish.

The look on his face is...

(Do you have to be this obvious?)

It's fascinating that the two of you crossed paths like this.

You see, that's how life is.

Popularity is...

Popularity and fame don't last forever.

You don't know when you'll lose them.

- But this is... - You mustn't depend on them.

(Don't rely on popularity and fame.)

You guys don't know who this celebrity is,

but his popularity won't last much longer.

Just like this changeover ceremony today,

- in about 2 to 3 years... - That's so true.

Master Cha handed his fan over to him,

- It'll be his turn. - so he'll have to do it too.

He'll have to do the same.

That's the mindset we should have when we think about our fans.

- They don't know who it is, so... - This is what I wanted to do.

When she's connected...

We'll make a video call to her.

I'd be talking to her,

and I'd hide after saying, "Oh, what's that behind me?"

Then that guy would show up.

- Pardon? - Oh, I see.

- You want to surprise her. - That was my plan.

Let's practice. You guys should hide under the desk for now.

Hide under the desk. Good.

Now, I'm going to call her...

(The guys are waiting under the desk.)

- Her name is Ann. - Okay.

I'll call her.

"Hi, Ann. How have you been?" Then I'd...

After talking to her for a bit,

I'll drop my pen like this.

- Okay. - After dropping my pen,

I'll tell her to wait and go under the desk like this.

Then I'll poke that person,

and he'll come up. Let's say that it's you, Se Hyeong. I poked you.

- You poked me. - You'll have to come up.

- Yes. - Oh, I poked the wrong person.

- Go back down. - Okay.

(Master Cha is mischievous.)

You guys can come back up.

- Shall we try that? - Sure.

Let's go with Director Cha's idea.

Then you'll also have to play background music for us.

(I even picked a song for this.)

It's "Please" by Wax.

("Please" by Wax from 2002)

When I start reading my declaration aloud...

(It's the perfect song for saying goodbye to a longtime fan.)

That's when you should play the song.

Does that mean you already wrote the declaration?

Yes, I already wrote it.

Then let's call her now.

I have to do this today as it's something I've been putting off.

Right now.

(The ceremony begins now.)

- Right now. - Right now.

Master, you must've been dying to be on a variety show.

My gosh.

Shall we put it like this?

(They set up a tablet.)

By the way, didn't you write this book, Master?

I did.

- This isn't a tablet stand. - This is better.

- This isn't why you wrote the book. - No, no.

- As a tablet stand... - The title is "Goodbye, Hill".

(The title happens to be "Goodbye, Hill".)

(His decade-old fan says,)

("Goodbye, In Pyo.")

"Goodbye, In Pyo."

- All right, guys. - All right.

Okay, let's do this. You guys have to hide first.

(They wait under the desk.)

Hide well. Good, I can't see you guys.

I'm very nervous.

(Not knowing who the man of the hour is...)

(makes them even more nervous.)

Be on standby. Action.

It started.

Don't make any sound.

(In Pyo is fixing his hair.)

I should wait for my cue to play the song...

Be quiet.

She hasn't even answered yet.

(Even the way he picks on Se Hyeong is hilarious.)

(She finally answered!)

(Surprised)

- Hi, Ann. - Hi, In Pyo.

Hi.

Hi, Ann.

(They smile at each other...)

(as if they met their old friend after a long time.)

Ann.

(This is so sweet.)

I have...

a question for you.

Sure.

Who's your favorite Korean actor?

You.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

(Master Cha started twirling his pen.)

(He's giving us a sign...)

(that it's time for one of us to act.)

Thank you. Thank you very much.

(While twirling his pen, he naturally...)

(drops it.)

(That's our cue.)

Hold on a second.

(Among those who are hiding under the desk,)

(who would be the one that stole Master Cha's fan?)

(Seung Gi)

(She's become a fan of Mr. Show-off's little brother.)

(They sure are brothers.)

(Now, it's In Pyo's turn to hide,)

(and Little Cha In Pyo goes up.)

(What's that?)

Don't think that I'm too young

(Screaming)

Don't think that's what I'm all about

She's over the moon.

(She seems much more excited than when she saw In Pyo earlier.)

I think of you as a woman

She's over the moon.

(On the other hand,)

(In Pyo is crawling under the table.)

- Hi. - Hi.

Do you know me?

Yes, I'm your fan.

I'm your fan.

(This is funny and sad at the same time.)

(Even though he had decided to be cool and let her go...)

Oh, my gosh.

- She said, "Oh, my gosh." - She's so happy.

Oh, my gosh.

- She said, "Oh, my gosh." - She's so happy.

Now, she's smiling.

(She was unexcited to see In Pyo, but Seung Gi is making her smile.)

(Is this what Seung Gi can do?)

Because I knew that you like Lee Seung Gi,

I wanted to introduce him to you today.

Thank you.

- I'm so happy. - And I... Yes.

Today, we're going to do...

a fan handover ceremony.

(Fan Handover Ceremony)

Okay?

(What is that?)

(Even if the fan doesn't want it,)

(he'll hand her over to Seung Gi...)

(through this ceremony.)

- So here we go. - Here we go.

- Music, please. - Okay.

(Turn down the volume.)

Fan Handover Ceremony.

(Cha In Pyo's Fan Handover Ceremony)

"Fan Handover Ceremony."

"Name: Ann Wu."

"Cha In Pyo will hand her over..."

"to Lee Seung Gi."

"Since the beginning of the Korean Wave in 2001..."

"until around 2015, Ann Wu..."

"dedicated herself as a fan of myself, Cha In Pyo,"

"by sending me unforgettable love and unconditional support."

(The fact that he's so serious...)

(embarrasses us even more.)

(The host and interpreter, Cha In Pyo)

"By sending me unforgettable love..."

"and unconditional support."

"For over a decade, whenever I visited Taiwan,"

"along with your friends,"

- "you'd come to greet me..." - Oh, no. Hold on.

(The alarm is disturbing the ceremony.)

Master, we have to do push-ups.

(In the middle of reading what he wrote in English aloud,)

(he clenches his teeth.)

We have to do push-ups now.

- Hang on. Hold on. - Wait, wait.

- Hang on. Hold on. - Wait, wait.

- Wait, wait. - We'll be right back.

- Get down. - Why do we have to do this?

It's not like we planned this. Why now?

How can the alarm go off right at that moment?

Hang on. I can skip this time.

- Skip next time. - Yes, just skip next time.

(Does handing over a fan...)

(have to be this hard?)

(The ceremony became so challenging all of a sudden.)

Thank you for waiting.

Here we go.

All right, keep going.

"Over..."

"For over a decade, whenever I visited..."

Are you okay, Master?

"Taiwan..."

(He's just getting a bit emotional.)

"Taiwan..."

"Thank you for all the support you've given me over the years,"

"and I'll be okay even if you like Seung Gi more than me from now on."

(Do you really mean it?)

"Now that you've already given me more than enough as a fan,"

"it's okay. It's really okay..."

"if you like Lee Seung Gi over me."

Really? No. You come first.

- What did she say? - Oh, my.

Actually, I'd like you to stop being my fan...

and be my friend from now on.

You can be Seung Gi's fan.

From now on, the two of us should grow old together as good friends.

That's it.

- My gosh. - This is so touching.

(It was such a beautiful ceremony.)

It's really inspiring.

(It was such a beautiful ceremony.)

Too long.

- "Too long"! - What did she say?

(That was too long!)

She said, "Too long." She thinks the ceremony was too long.

"Too long."

(They say fans become like their stars.)

(I was just kidding.)

"Too long."

- How do you feel? - How do you feel?

I'm so... I'm so proud of myself...

- She's proud. - that I have a friend in Korea,

Mr. Cha. It makes me very happy.

- Thank you. - I see.

And... Well, after Seung Gi,

will you please be my fan?

(After Seung Gi, it's my turn. Please be my fan.)

(He's so confident.)

- He's using his hands again. - 10 years later,

- I heard that. - you're going to be...

his fan.

- No, 2 years later. - 2 years later?

No, no. 5 years. 5 years later.

(In 5 years, she'll say goodbye to Seung Gi.)

- Five years later, Ann. - Thank you so much.

- Thank you. - She must be so happy.

- I'll catch you later. - In Pyo.

When will you come to Taiwan?

No, I'm not Lee Seung Gi.

She asked him when he'll visit Taiwan, and he said...

(Master Cha is hilarious.)

She asked him when he'll visit Taiwan,

and he said, "No, I'm not Lee Seung Gi."

He's sulking.

He's mad at her.

I'll see what I can do. Okay, bye.

- Bye. - Bye.

- Bye, thank you! - Bye.

Bye.

- We did it. - I'm still nervous.

- That made me incredibly happy. - My gosh.

It was amazing.

I'm really... My gosh, I'm so moved. It was truly touching.

It made her so happy. It must've been a relief for her too.

(What's with that pose?)

Can I record a video of you in that pose?

- It shows how relieved he is. - You guys should relax too.

- Gosh, I'm so relieved now. - From this pose,

I can totally tell...

how big of a relief it must've been for you.

You got to tell her that she can like Seung Gi...

- without having to worry about you. - Exactly. And that's...

what Seung Gi will experience in a near future.

Don't be so...

- Just give me five years, please. - You shouldn't...

- overly beautify the whole thing. - Really?

That was amazing.

- I'm hungry. Aren't you? - Yes.

- Let's eat something, then. - His pace is so fast.

- Gosh, he doesn't stop. - Master, can I...

- enjoy this for a little longer? - Okay, fine.

Then what's for dinner?

Since you worked hard all day, we should eat something greasy.

Choose between jajangmyeon and champong.

(Jajangmyeon and champong)

(That's not what we were expecting.)

That kind of grease. Greasy Chinese food.

Are we going to a good restaurant?

- It's cheap there. - It's a cheap place?

- When it comes to food... - Producers have to be thrifty.

- Right, totally. - By the way,

I thought you'd be very conscious of what you eat,

but it actually looks like you eat anything.

I try to eat well when I'm alone,

but I have to feed you guys too, you know.

- I can't go over the budget. - Right.

I can't give you something cheap and eat good food alone.

That'd actually be hilarious.

What do you usually order when you're alone?

Sushi?

I love sushi too.

- Let's get jajangmyeon or champong. - Okay.

- I want jajangmyeon. - Yes, jajangmyeon.

- With a lot of pickled radishes. - You?

- I'll get champong. - What?

- I'll get jajangmyeon. - Me too.

I'll get sea cucumbers with wild pine mushrooms.

(It's 45 dollars.)

- What? - Sea cucumbers with wild mushrooms.

- That's too expensive. - Oh, really?

Pine mushrooms aren't even in season now.

- Wild pine mushrooms are... - Is that right?

(I'm not saying this because of money.)

Where can you even get those mushrooms in March?

- They must be... - He looks like a statue now.

Cha In Pyo statue.

I'm sure that they use frozen ones.

You guys helped us out so much today.

Thanks a lot. You guys watched Ongals' performance.

I really hope everything goes well for them.

Don't worry. I can keep watching them because they're so funny.

Their performances are hilarious.

Also, I don't know if you guys already know this,

but Cho Su Won is one of Ongals members...

you guys met today.

He's actually battling cancer at the moment.

- I see. - Seriously?

Yes.

(They had no idea as he seemed so happy.)

- Are you serious? - Yes, he has hematologic cancer.

Despite his situation,

he wants to make people laugh.

Even last week, he received chemotherapy.

Really?

And he keeps...

challenging himself even though he's not sure if he'll survive.

I didn't know in the past, but I now think that making others laugh...

- is such an admirable thing to do. - Yes, absolutely.

You always play a game to decide who will sleep beside the master.

Today's game should be...

(He suddenly changed the topic again.)

- Yes. - Today's game should be...

about making me laugh.

Pardon?

(You want us to make you laugh?)

- Start brainstorming now. - That will be so hard.

- I'll throw in a bonus. - Okay.

The person who makes me...

laugh the most in the game later today...

will get to...

- sleep beside me tonight. - Right.

And until tomorrow,

none of us will have to do...

any push-ups.

(Everyone will be exempted from the push-up routine.)

- That'd be nice. - Yes, yes.

Will 10 minutes be enough?

- What? - You're giving us 10 minutes?

I guess you rarely give anyone more than 10 minutes.

You always give us 10 minutes to prepare things.

Are we allowed to use props?

Of course. You'd have to use props if you want to make me laugh.

How will you make me laugh otherwise?

We'll do it in the other room when you guys are ready.

- Okay. - Okay.

What should I do?

(He can't help but sing because he's excited about the game.)

Does this look good?

Yes, right there.

(He's setting up chairs.)

(Se Hyeong came up with an idea as soon as he started brainstorming.)

Like this.

- What are you going to do? - I'm not sure. What should I do?

I've never done things like this before. This is really hard.

(I've never done this before either, but...)

Why are ideas coming to me?

I didn't think that I'd be able to come up with any ideas.

Why am I getting these ideas?

(Lee Sang Yun, variety show newbie)

(Lee Seung Gi, the variety show veteran, can't think of anything.)

Give me a marker. It's okay even if it's a permanent one.

How am I going to shoot romantic TV series after this?

(But he's already holding a marker in his hand.)

(He's eager to make Master Cha laugh.)

(The birth of a romantic comedian)

This is...

(What will he choose between variety shows and romantic TV series?)

(Will the idol singer and actor, Seong Jae,)

(make Master Cha laugh with his dance?)

I'm...

(He's trying to brag.)

Well, I actually came up with an idea...

as soon as you told us about the game.

(But his eyes are glued to his phone. Is he busy with something?)

There are many interesting props in this room.

(He's busy taking selfies.)

Is there anything I can imitate?

Gosh, this is really hard. What should I do?

- Please tell them to hurry. - Okay.

Can I get 10 more minutes? Even 5 minutes will help.

He won't give you more time.

- You guys will get a minute. - Okay.

This is making me really nervous.

You must be wearing the sunglasses for a reason.

Yes, it's part of my plan.

(The sunglasses are on.)

For the first time ever,

I'll try to make someone laugh with a conviction that I'll fail.

- Yes, and... - This sight is hilarious.

(Puzzled)

You guys are sitting, looking so determined, and it's hilarious.

(3 actors and 1 comedian are determined to make him laugh.)

(And Master Cha is ready to laugh.)

You guys have to make me burst into laughter.

- This isn't considered laughing. - Got it.

- I have to laugh out loud. - Out loud.

Do your teeth have to show?

- Yes. - Okay, your teeth must show.

You have to make my teeth show.

(I've been brushing my teeth all day.)

Who do you think will win?

(He changes the topic right away.)

(Which one of them will make him burst into laughter?)

Gosh, I'm so stressed out.

(Stressed out)

This is challenging even for comedians.

It really is.

Even seasoned comedians...

would find this very hard.

It's hard to make someone laugh.

Besides, we only had 10 minutes, so the pressure is huge.

I've never felt this kind of pressure.

All right. Shall we get started?

(Come again?)

- You guys are ready, right? - Your pace is so fast.

- It's unbelievably fast. - Seriously.

Shall we get started?

All of us are completely dazed.

- Okay. We'll get started now. - Hurry up.

You'll get a minute. Get ready. We can start now, right?

- Ready... - No, not yet.

I have to go in there. Start when I'm ready.

- We'll start when you come out. - Okay.

(Se Hyeong feels rushed.)

Just a moment, please.

(They hear a weird sound.)

- What's going on? - What was that sound?

(What was that sound?)

It sounded like water dripping from somewhere.

What's he doing?

(What on earth did he prepare?)

- Shall I begin? - Yes!

Start.

- Se Hyeong, you can start now. - Okay.

Wash your hair thoroughly

Wash your hair thoroughly

I can see strands of your hair

(Everyone remembers this shampoo commercial Master Cha was in.)

(Se Hyeong is parodying the commercial.)

(Everyone is trying not to laugh,)

(but Master Cha seems so calm.)

(Se Hyeong keeps shampooing his hair.)

Are you advertising the shampoo?

(I'm doomed.)

(Master Cha is glaring at Se Hyeong.)

Open this. I have to go back in.

(Why did you come up with this idea, Se Hyeong?)

- I'm so annoyed. - "Open this."

(After glaring at him for a while...)

- Is that it? Is he done? - He's done.

- Oh, okay. - Hurry up.

(He finally reveals his teeth and smiles.)

I'll go in and get ready right away.

- Hurry up. - My gosh.

That was hilarious. I can't believe Master didn't laugh.

That shampoo commercial...

All right. Are you ready?

Se Hyeong, you should hurry back!

What?

- Hurry back. - Okay.

All right, I heard you.

(He couldn't rinse his hair properly.)

Gosh, my eyes sting.

(Is Seong Jae ready for his skit already?)

(Se Hyeong is back too.)

That was really funny.

- I thought it was hilarious. - I tried so hard not to laugh.

Master, you can't cover your mouth with your hand like this...

- if you're laughing. - Okay.

- But I can do this, right? - Yes, your chin is okay.

- Are you ready to start? - Yes.

- Shall we begin? - Yes!

Okay, start.

(Earlier, he kept talking about how stressed he is.)

(What did he prepare?)

I'm...

(Thrown off)

(Wait, this is...)

I'm...

I'm...

You worthless scum!

You worthless scum!

Did you get into politics...

to do such useless things?

(This is amazing.)

(This dance expresses his anger.)

(He also does push-ups to let out his anger.)

(Still furious, he brushes his teeth.)

(You're watching what happens to Seong Jae when he's mad.)

I must say, Seong Jae might win.

- Wash your hair thoroughly - Hold on.

Seong Jae might win.

(The shampoo model comes out again.)

(Master Cha bursts into laughter because he wasn't expecting it.)

(Anger can damage your scalp.)

- I can see strands of your hair - Look at him.

This isn't fair.

He can't jump in like that.

(He walks out quickly after making everyone laugh.)

My goodness.

Guys, do you think that's fair?

Seong Jae.

After Seong Jae did all the work...

(Se Hyeong stole the spotlight.)

Se Hyeong showed up and stole the spotlight.

(He's still panting from his passionate performance.)

My gosh, is your throat okay?

Yes, I'm fine.

Hey, you were really incredible.

So this means... I see.

Those are the only things that come to your mind when you think of me.

The shampoo commercial or getting all angry.

(The conclusion is always about him.)

Goodness. I'll tell you what I thought of your performances later.

- Okay. - You'll find out the winner later.

- But your performance moved me. - Thank you.

- Even his eyes are all red now. - Yes, his eyes are red.

(His eyes are still red.)

- Let's move on. - Se Hyeong.

You look so refreshed.

- You must feel refreshed. - Yes, totally.

My gosh, I almost took a shower.

You washed your hair twice in such a short period of time.

Se Hyeong, you really...

I'll give you a bottle of the shampoo.

I have a box of it at my place.

Do you have to look that serious?

I'm impressed that you did it twice.

- All right. Let's move on. - I can't do it anymore.

Who's next? Sang Yun, do you want to say something before you start?

(Do you want to tell me how determined you are?)

(Smirking)

I came up with an idea, but...

(But what?)

I've never done it before,

so I'm not totally satisfied with how it turned out,

but I did my best.

- I know you always do your best. - Yes.

I'm excited to see what he'll do.

(What's the best solution Sang Yun found?)

- Shall we begin? - I...

(What did Sang Yun prepare?)

I prepared an acrostic poem using your initials.

Go ahead.

C.

Cha In Pyo.

I.

I like you.

P.

Perhaps you couldn't tell.

(His eyelids are twitching.)

That's clever.

(Cracking up)

(Why didn't I think of that?)

That's clever.

(The sweet boy, Sang Yun)

He sure is a Seoul National University graduate. It's so clever.

(Trying not to laugh)

(What's Sang Yun going to do now?)

It's so clever.

I couldn't draw the eyes as well as I wanted to.

I've never done this before.

(It was funny,)

(but they can't stop applauding him because they feel bad for him.)

Sang Yun.

I love you so much, Sang Yun.

- Sang Yun, my gosh. - That was amazing.

- Were you trying to draw eyes? - Yes.

- It was hard to draw one at a time. - Sparkling eyes.

That's what you wanted to draw, right?

Are they supposed to be sparkling eyes?

(My plan was perfect theoretically.)

This is what I wanted to draw.

(The outcome obviously looks different.)

Sang Yun... The fact that Sang Yun did that...

means he did his very best.

- He totally let himself go. - He really did his best.

(Sang Yun did his absolute best.)

Shall we move on?

My gosh.

I'm really going to let myself go.

I'm not sure about this one.

Are you going to do it right here?

- Pardon? Yes. - Okay.

- Get ready. - Just a moment, please.

(Sang Yun is quietly looking at Seung Gi.)

Gosh, hold on.

- Are you ready? - Yes.

- Shall we begin? - Mine is very short.

- Okay. Get ready. - I'm going to act.

- Can I grab your wrist? - Yes, please begin now.

Start.

Go.

(Swallowing his saliva)

I'll do an impression of Agui, the character from "Tazza".

(He's going to make Master Cha laugh with that?)

Hey, it looks like you've been playing cards for a while.

Hey, don't you dare try to trick me already.

Bring a toothbrush!

(You want...)

(a toothbrush?)

I'm sorry.

(Embarrassed)

I'm embarrassed for him.

(All he can do is laugh.)

Master, I really...

Master, I really wanted to...

With these things... Wait.

(The alarm breaks the embarrassing silence.)

I'm not good at things like this.

You know what I mean, right?

I really...

I don't like being embarrassed like this, Master.

This is definitely one of my weaknesses.

I really hope you understand.

I'm human too, you know. I can't be good at everything.

I'm not good at things like this.

My gosh, this is really... I thought...

(Overcome it and march on.)

I'm really sorry, Master.

Gosh, that was so embarrassing.

(I'll reclaim my title, King of Variety Shows.)

Master, I'm...

I wanted to do my best, but...

- You did well. It was good. - I'm really...

The alarm saved you, Seung Gi.

Yes, totally.

- Seung Gi. - The alarm saved you.

The alarm totally saved you, Seung Gi.

I'm sweating so much right now.

That will be remembered as another bad memory for me.

Seung Gi's "bring your toothbrush."

You should've ended it as a pro gambler.

I should've ended it as a pro gambler.

Through your action...

of making me laugh,

you acted as mirrors and gave me a chance to look back at myself.

When people think of me,

it's either shampooing, or brushing teeth,

or getting mad. These three things.

Those are the three things.

That's what people think of me.

After this, your impatient character will be added.

10-minute In Pyo who never waits for more than 10 minutes.

(10-minute In Pyo)

Now, evaluations.

Do I pick the winner?

(Nervous)

Actually it's a close game.

(Close game?)

Between Seong Jae and Sang Yun.

They have priority.

But when I think about it...

(Is it shining or anger?)

Sang Yun made me laugh more.

I'll give the first place to Sang Yun.

- Amazing. - Was he...

to your liking?

- What's the reason? - Pardon?

He's funny but sad.

Funny but sad.

(Oh, I see.)

He's funny, but he's also sad.

When you think of his age,

he's 38 in Korea.

He drew the circle on his eyes.

He must've been...

under a lot of pressure to make me laugh.

My sunglasses are to hide how funny I am.

(He must've been very happy when he came up with sunglasses.)

(It's only been 100 days.)

(Please look forward to his growth.)

Anyway, I was able to laugh thanks to you.

Thank you. I'm sure the viewers...

laughed a lot as well, don't you think?

Oh, yes. I hope so.

Anyway, good job today.

The day felt like two days.

You seem very tired now.

But we have to go to Sokcho early in the morning tomorrow.

We have to go to Sokcho.

(Sokcho?)

We have to go to Sokcho.

(Express train All the Butler heads...)

(to Sokcho now!)

(The ocean they want to see now)

(The people they want to be with)

(I live for the day.)

(Thank you, boys.)

(And)

(The one thing they should never hold off)

(Meet the person you love now.)

(Tell them you love them now.)

He's so adorable.

(I'm so happy. I have nothing to say.)

(A fantastic day...)

(presented by "Right Now")

1, 2, 3.

(We're on the way to meet you now.)