All language subtitles for Leverage S04 E14 [Nightsdl.Com]

Oh! Hey!

Sorry.

Sorry.

Pretty sure
that was your fault!

But whatever.

Not even
for a little while?

Unh-unh. I told you --
I have plans.

Hey, it is
a valid strategy.

It's not a strategy,
man!

It's just annoying
when you bet every hand.

I just got a phone message
from detective Bonanno,

saying that
he wants to come over.

- He's -- no, no, no, no. No, no, guys. No.
- Oh, come on.

Your father had a poker game
for 30 years.

Police, criminals
at the same table.

This is good for you.

Yeah, yes, I want to be
like my father.

Good insight, Sophie.

Living in your own head.

The only conversation you have
is with your own crew.

That ain't right.

Yeah, name one person you can
have a conversation with

who isn't on this team.

And don't say Maggie.

Look, I got my friends
and my buddies from the service.

I mean, hell, even Hardison
has his little Internet friends,

even though they're all elves
and gnomes.

They're orcs. I said "orcs,"
man. You just don't listen.

I have dinner plans.

Even Parker's
meeting a friend tonight.

Mm-hmm. Remember Peggy from
that jury job in Los Angeles?

Technically,
she's Alice's friend.

- You're Alice.
- You're Alice, actually.

But she moved here from Boston
last year,

so we've been doing brunch

and other
normal-people stuff.

And we're very proud
of you.

Well, brunch isn't hard.
I mean, there are forks.

So, girls' night out,
boys' night poker --

character building
for everyone.

Have fun.

Do not let him
go off and sulk.

The rich and powerful
take what they want.

We steal it back for you.

Sometimes, bad guys
make the best good guys.

We provide...

Bam!

You bet out
on a pair of twos.

Yeah.
Never tell me the odds.

Han Solo.

Hey, you know what?
I like your friend, Eliot.

Hey, respect the game.
Respect the game.

So, what line of work
are you in, Shelly?

If I told you,
I'd have to kill you.

Right.

Yeah...
He actually would.

You know
he's state police.

Well, we'd have to make it
look like an accident, then.

Like that guy
in Uzbekistan.

"What's in this salad?"

Terrorism and peanut
allergies do not mix.

- Eliot.
- What?

The guy Parker just
asked me to get the 411 on.

Parker your girl?

You know, man, I been trying,
but sometimes I think

she gets, like,
second thoughts.

You know,
I just sometimes

want to take and get
a nice pedicure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you know, I just don't

want to have this conversation
right now, thanks.

Where are you going?

Gonna go get a bottle
of scotch downstairs.

You know, he's worse than before
he went to prison.

He was in prison?

Yeah, he went to jail.
But he escaped.

Shouldn't that bug you?
Being a cop and all?

You get used to it.

Nate!

Hurley.

Yeah!

Oh, man,
are you drinking again?

Yeah, I'm still drinking,
Hurley.

Ohh, that's a shame.

Ah, you can't be here.
How did you find me?

Oh. So, I was in Mexico, where
you sent me, right?

- Yeah, yeah.
- Tacos are amazing.

And so, it's brilliant.

And how did you find me?

Hardison told me.

Oh, of course he did.

Look at that. Sober two years.
That's my pin.

Wanted to show you that,
my friend.

I'm not your friend.

Look, I was a wreck
when we met, Nate.

But you guys,
when you decided to help me --

you and your crew --

Yeah, we wanted to take you down
for embezzling, Hurley.

Okay, bad start,
but -- but you helped me.

And you were a friend
when I needed one.

I wanted you
to go to prison.

And now I'm totally clean
and sober,

I have a good job,
a good life,

and I owe that all
to you.

Yeah, all right.
No more trouble?

I met this nun, sister Lupe,
when you sent me to Mexico,

and now I work
for her church.

They needed to raise money
for their orphanage,

so I helped them set up
this online business,

and we sell their handmade
statues of the virgin Mary.

I had to do a delivery
in Boston, so I decided to --

You -- you deliver these?

Yeah, yeah.
I-I drive 'em across the border.

And I deliver them

to these different warehouses
across America.

I got a whole trunkful of them
in my car.

Yeah, any deliveries
at night?

Oh, well,
warehouses are open 24/7.

- It's a global economy, Nate.
- Hey, Hurley --

I just
needed to let you know --

Hurley... Hurley, run!

I'm out.
Hardison, come with me.

You see
what I'm sitting on?

Yeah, you're chasing
an inside straight, man.

I can't tell you
how offensive that is!

Pat, Shelly, we'll see you guys
in a little bit, man.

We got to go get
some pizza.

- Pizza?
- All right.

You married, Shelly?

To the constitution of
the United States of America.

Mm-hmm.

Man, those guys
are really mad at you.

At you, Hurley.
I think they're mad at you.

We got to get off
the street.

So, what, random shots fired
in the big city

on a Friday night?
That's not unusual.

Look, man, violent crimes
in major American cities

is at their all-time low
in over 40 years.

Excuse the hell out of me,
public-service announcement.

Nate's not at the bar,
shots fired --

come on, man.

There's no writing.
Just a magnetic strip.

Somebody was firing
while they were running.

Call Nate.

Doesn't have his cellphone
on him.

Then earbud.

No, man, look --

wherever he is, whatever trouble
he's gotten into --

we're flying blind.

They are not after me,
Nate.

Look, I don't mean
to be negative here,

but I've made my amends,

and you're still breaking
the law and stuff.

Hurley, you are in
over your head, again.

Until I figure out
what's going on,

we are not leaving
this basement.

Uh, we are
leaving this basement.

- Hurley.
- Yeah.

Listen to him.

- Call Sophie and Parker.
- Can't -- they're busy.

Well, Parker's busy.

- Man --
- Look, look, man, look.

I'm betting this is
a hotel room key, okay?

I've hacked my phone
to read the strip, and...

Bam! Palaestra hotel.

Even got the room number.

Palaestra hotel's a couple
of blocks over.

- Yeah.
- Let's go.

You know anybody
else who can do that?

Do you?
No, I don't think so.

Damn the tux.
Damn the tux.

Hi!

- First time?
- Oh, no, no.

I'm clean and sober,
two years.

Good for you.
So you're his sponsor?

- Ah, kind of.
- No, no, no, no.

Hey, let me talk
to you a sec.

First night's always
the hardest.

Yeah. First,
you're not my friend.

- Second, you're a drug mule.
- Uh, no.

I used to be
a drug addict.

I think I'd know
if I was a drug mule.

Hurley, listen,
they keep the drugs in these.

No, no, no!

Sister Lupe would not get me
involved in that kind of thing.

"Sister Lupe"? When did you meet
this "sister Lupe"?

What's that?
What's with the quotes?

- She's not a nun!
- Not a nun.

Yeah. I met her doing
charity work.

Look, here's a picture
of us.

- Oh...
- What? Nuns swim.

- Hurley, you've been duped, okay?
- No!

- Yes.
- Listen.

Look, I know
I used to be a screw-up, okay?

But I'm not
that guy anymore.

I don't hurt
people anymore!

Okay, now, it's not --
it's not your fault.

I'm a good guy!
Really, I am.

I understand.
It's not your fault.

- I swear.
- You are.

Yes, you are.
You're a good guy.

And I'm sure
you're doing great work,

and that she's a nun --
an improbably hot nun,

by the way,
but she's a nun, okay?

Okay, got it, yeah.
My bad.

Everything you said,
you're right.

Yeah, I take it all back. Okay?
No, no, you're good.

- Okay?
- Okay.

We're gonna stay hidden down
in this basement

until I figure out
what's going on, okay?

No, no, no.

No. No, no, no.
You're not gonna hug me anymore.

- Sorry.
- Okay? No hugs.

All right,
let me see the phone.

Oh, it's actually not a phone.
It plays music.

- Do you want to see?
- We're about to start.

Sweet.

Okay, listen.
I need a phone.

Sorry,
the offices are closed.

No, no!
I need... a phone -- now.

Sorry.
Have a seat.

Did you get a look at that
dark-haired fella with him?

No,
if we lost the courier,

Callaghan's
gonna have our heads.

Oh, I'm not just busting
into a church to kill two men.

What if they're in
the church basement?

If they're in
the church basement,

they we can kill 'em.

So you're implying
that the church is holy

but the church
basement isn't?

They don't say mass
in the basement.

The church basement
is not holy ground.

So, what,
it goes holy ground,

mm, the basement,
holy ground?

The boy scouts
meet in the basement,

and they're not
a religious group.

A boy scout is trustworthy,
loyal, helpful,

friendly, courteous, kind,
obedient, cheerful,

thrifty, brave,
clean, and reverent!

"Reverent" is right there
at the end,

because it is, if not
a faith-based organization,

not entirely secular.

So you're not coming in
with me.

We'll wait right here,

and we'll --
I don't know --

shoot the courier
when he comes out.

You can call Callaghan
if you want,

but I am not going
into that church.

This about the guy that
Parker took the picture with?

Yes, it's about the guy that
Parker took the picture with.

- You're kidding me.
- Who goes to a cocktail lounge in a tuxedo?

- Who does he think he is?
- I don't know, man.

He's not even wearing a tie.
Did you see him?

Maybe, every once in a while,
take the hoodie off

- and put a suit on -- maybe light some candles.
- She was eating chocolate. Getting it.

Back away from
"Witch of the Warcraft"

and take care of --

you know, I'm about sick of you
and all my games. It makes --

- Hang on.
- What?

Why's it dark?

I don't know.

Don't play with that.

Hey, hey,
where y'all going?

Why -- believe this --
where you...

Let me shoot him, Eliot!
Move! Move!

Let me shoot him, Eliot!

Move out the way, Eliot!
Let me shoot him, man!

Let...

And how did you
even know?

Told you not to play
with that thing.

The maid leaves the lights on
when they clean the room.

- Ooh.
- What would you need four guys...

- Two guys...
- Hey, we beat up some dancers.

- Dancers?
- Yeah.

"A night of tango celebrating
the culture of Venezuelans."

Those were Mexicans.
The first two guys were Mexicans.

They're Venezuelans.

Twinkle-toes back here
knows a little more

than how to do the tango,
all right?

- They aren't dancers.
- We messed up.

They whole ceer
all screwed up.

Let's just check the room.

I mean, I lied, I stole,

and I deluded myself
into thinking

that I was still a good guy.

But you know what?
I wasn't. Okay?

I was fooling myself.

Now?

Can I use your phone
real quick?

- Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh.
- Two years clean and sober.

I got a cat named Pedro.

And you know what
I'm doing now?

Can I use
your cellphone?

- No.
- I am helping other people

to become better people.

So that we can all be
better people

together as a people.

And you know what?

Can I use your phone?

It feels pretty good.

So, thank you.

Yeah. Hey, I, uh...

I'd like to talk next.

Yeah!
Come on, everybody!

Oh, yeah!
Nate, this is a big deal.

This is the guy that helped me
get clean and sober!

Which is totally weird,

'cause he's kind of
messed up himself.

So, come on, everybody!

I love you, man.

It's a big moment.

Thanks, Hurley.

This is gonna be great.

Well, I drink too much.

I mean, uh...

I mean, who can say how much
drinking is too much?

Wow. Well...Yeah.

The point is
that I hurt a lot of people.

And you people --
very special,

self-involved people --

you pointed out to me today
that I need to make amends.

You know, and I wish
that I could just reach out

and make amends to, say,
my ex-wife, who I hurt.

Now, if I had a cellphone
right now,

you know, I'd call her up,

and I would start
the healing process,

just so all of you
could take credit.

Hallelujah.

Yes! Yes.
Right here in the front.

Great. Thank you.

I got his overnight bag.

Looks like
there's enough clothes here

for about three days.

He's a big guy.

All his clothes
were made in Mexico.

I just found
a valet ticket.

Whoever this is, his car
is sitting in the parking lot.

Yeah?

Hello, sweetheart.
Don't hang up! Don't hang up!

Please don't hang up.
No, I'm calling.

I want to apologize and to
ask for forgiveness.

- Okay.
- Hey, man, it's Nate.

He just called me
"sweetheart."

- Are you drunk?
- No.

I am not drunk.

He's a little drunk.

No --
yeah, I'm with Hurley.

He's with Hurley?

Who the hell's Hurley?

The -- the dude
from the rehab job?

I guess.

Put it
on speakerphone.

Hey. Can you talk?

I can't say everything
I want to say...

But I'm with Hurley...

I'm in a safe place,

and I'm with a lot
of really nice

and very supportive
new friends.

Yeah, I think we met a couple
of your friends.

Mexican hitters --
or there was a Venezue--

Mexican hitter -- the first two
were Mexican hitters.

Yeah, no, no.

You know what it
reminds me of, darling?

It reminds me of that Irish
church that we got married in.

So, what, the guys
who were shooting at you,

they're Irish muscle?

That's right.

So there's two sets
of hitters --

Irish and Mexican --
and both after Hurley?

I just basically want to say
I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for everything.
I'm sorry about the car.

- The car.
- The car. What car?

Oh! Uh, we just found
a valet ticket.

Are you saying that there's
something in Hurley's car?

Yeah, and
sorry about the bag of drugs.

Ohh.

Everything.

Wanted to apologize
for that.

All right. We're on our way.
Let's go.

The ticket.

Okay. Thank you so much
for listening.

And I love you.

Oh! Oh! Come on!

Yeah! Yes!

Huh?

We got a pulse.

Nothing up front.

Back's empty.

They got the drugs.

I am super-proud
of you, man.

Listen, Hurley, that was not
my wife on the phone.

I don't want to tell you
your business,

but you really need to make
amends with your wife

about having
a girlfriend.

Listen --
I think it's safe right now.

We got to get out
of here.

How do you know
the boy scout law?

We all had dreams once,
Liam.

Looks like
that meeting's breaking up.

Hurley.

Sister Lupe!

Sister Lupe.

This is so not cool,
sister Lupe.

Muy malo!

Back away from him.

He's leading you outside
to an ambush.

I saw two men with guns
out there.

Mexicans?

No. Local, like you.

Wait, are you not --

Oh!

You just coldcocked
a nun!

In church!

Talk about
making amends.

Hello?

No, we lost the bag
to the same guys

who were searching
Hurley's room.

- Is he okay?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's been running drugs
across the Mexican border.

No, no,
it's not his fault.

But so he was in Boston,
making a delivery

when the Irish mob --
probably the Callaghan family --

decided they were gonna
take him out.

Well, there's your Irish hitters
from earlier.

Yeah, exactly.

Callaghans run the drugs
in Boston,

and they didn't want
the Mexicans

infringing
on their territory.

So they're gonna kill Hurley

to try to send a message
to the cartel

unless, of course,
I can make a bargain with them,

which is why I need
that bag of drugs.

Do you know where the Mexican
cartel is based in Boston?

Well, no.

They're not exactly
major players here,

so I don't know
where their safe houses are.

They're probably holed up
somewhere laying low.

But I'll tell you what --
I know who you can call.

You see that?

Get the crook of your elbow
over the trachea,

then you get your other arm
back there

and get the leverage. That's how you
cut the blood flow off to the brain.

- That's how you choke a guy out.
- Nice.

Hey, Hardison.

Really? Where in Boston would be
the main safehouse

for any Mexican
drug smugglers?

Yeah, just theoretically,
right.

I'll text you
some addresses.

Take it they're not coming back
with that pizza, are they?

You get used to it.

Fake.
Children's toy.

I was only
trying to scare you off.

What, so you could get
your drugs?!

Hurley --

No! Don't talk to me.
You played me for a sap!

Nate was right.
I'm a dupe.

And I'm hurting
people again!

- No, you are helping people!
- What, by selling drugs?

Cancer drugs.

Do you know how expensive
cancer drugs are

for families without health
insurance in this country?

- She's lying, Hurley.
- No!

I am part of a group
that liberates drugs

from factories
in South America.

Then we smuggle them to churches
and hospices in the US.

There are children
who would die

if we didn't do this.

No. No! No.

I am not falling
for that again.

I lied to protect you.

Then why is
the cartel involved?

The cartel found out we had
a regular route into the States.

They planted their drugs
in Hurley's car.

I only found out about it
after you left, I swear.

I flew up here
to warn you.

So the local branch
of the cartel

is gonna take delivery
of the drugs

and kill Hurley
to cover their tracks.

What do the Irish want?

They want to steal
the delivery

and kill you
to send a message.

That's a lot of killing me
in there.

Listen -- you said there were
two men waiting outside?

Yes.

Where is he?

They're in the church,
Mr. Callaghan.

Why don't you
have 'em yet?

It's a church,
Mr. Callaghan.

Oh...
I see your point.

You can't go shooting a man
in church.

Well...

Go in there and drag him out
of the church.

Shoot him in the face
in the church parking lot!

Go get me those drugs!

All right, this bar
is the last address, man.

Maybe I should handle this one
by myself.

So, what, you don't need me,
either, now? You don't need me?

Listen to me, okay?

So Parker's out
with a handsome guy, okay?

And he's also a thief

and also does
cool thief "stuff,"

and you're
the computer geek, dude --

Is -- is that your pep talk?
Are you kidding?

What the hell's going on?
Really?

It's a little rough,
but the fact --

It's a little rough?
A little rough?

Please, do go on.

What are you trying to say?
I'm not exciting? What is it?

That's not what I'm saying.

If I said that,
then that means

I would be thinking
about you and Parker,

which I never do.

Than say what you need to say.
What are you saying?

Maybe you're slow-playing it
just a little bit.

I'm slow-playing?

Like, I need to be more
assertive or something?

- Assertive is good.
- More assertive?

Yeah, focus.

Like the definitive
Dexter's dictionary definition of --

All right, cool.
That's all I need.

- That's all I need.
- Come on.

You know what?
I got this.

- Come on.
- I'm gonna go in there by my damn self.

I'm gonna get
them drugs by my damn self.

Assertive. Let's get this.
Let's get this.

- Don't do that.
- Yo, my man.

- Let me spoke at you real quick?
- Yeah, what's up?

- I need a minute, if I could.
- Don't do it.

What are you doing,
man?

No, it's cool. Shake it off.
Shake it off. Assertive.

That's what I'm talking --
this guy's not even -- hey!

Buenas noches cabrones.

Feliz navidad
and kiss my happy black ass.

- Who in the hell are you?
- Who am I?

Who am I?
I'm your worst damn nightmare.

I know who you are.
I know who all of you are.

I know what you do.
I know about the shipment.

I'm a dirty cop!

By the way, I don't think
that bouncer outside

is affiliated
with these guys.

Just so you know.

Not in the basement.
He has to be in --

Pardon me... father?

Yes.

Let me take --
let me take this one.

I got this.

When I say get back,
I mean get your ass back!

Now, which one of you
is in charge? Is it you?

In charge of what?

Don't do that.
Don't play me.

Now,
let me see some ID.

Get it out. Come on.
Where you at?

Where you at?
Pockets, pockets.

Where you at --
right here?

Aaron Cortez.
Aaron? Really?

Yeah, what?

You think all Mexicans are named
Juan and Roberto?

Come on, homey.
That's racist.

I'm a dirty cop!
Of course I'm a damn racist!

I swear to God.

Now I understand you got
a shipment coming in, Aaron?

What business
is that of yours?

You're new in town, so I'm gonna
let your ignorance slide.

Po-po gets a taste,
or you no-no get to play.

So either you got to deal,
or somebody's got to squeal.

It's a little early
for midnight mass, eh, boys?

We're actually looking
for someone, father.

Well, we're all looking
for someone, aren't we?

Um...

Could you just help me with
these flowers over here, yes?

Just put them on the pedestal.
Here, help him out.

You were an altar boy,
weren't you?

I can always tell.

St. William's.

See, I know why you're here.

You want to expand, and
personally I think you should.

The leprechauns, they could
use a little competition.

They're getting a little soft.
And we're all for that.

Ain't that right, Luigi?

So, you --

Excuse me.

Got to take this.
I got some business.

- Yeah.
- Hey.

Hey, hey, hey.
What's happening, baby?

Ah, St. William's.
Yes, it's a fine parish.

Yes.

If you don't mind, father, uh,
we need to have a look around.

Take a look around. Ah.
Well, there's no one in here.

Well, there was one fellow
who came in here --

a large fellow --

but he went into
the confessionals.

Father, you need to get him
out of there.

- For his own good.
- Yes. Yes.

Say, you must come out
of there.

There's no playing about now.
Come out.

It's probably in the frame.

So, um, P-Parker,
are you still with that guy?

- Thanks.
- Park-- Parker?

Would you believe this?

Had to frame a guy.
Got to handle my own business.

Had to frame a guy
on the --

I had to frame a guy
on the phone,

just right now --
but it's cool.

What do you want,
exactly?

The drugs you got today.

We get the first take.
Sign of good faith.

Then you can move
everything else in,

with our protection.

You happy now?

See, this is business done

how business
should be done.

Look,
I want the courier.

Soon as we get him,
he's yours.

You saw that, right?

You did a great job.

See some rope-climbing punk
be that damn assertive.

Man,
that look right to you?

No, it does not.

No, I can't
offer you sanctuary.

No, you must come out

and face your sins
against these men.

- Did you hear him say anything?
- I think so. Yeah.

Paul wrote
to the Ephesians --

- Father.
- Yes.

Why is there
a nun's habit here

without the nun inside?

Rapture!

- The courier!
- He's got the drugs!

Let him go.

- No, sister Lupe, no!
- Run!

- Get in!
- No, we got to help her.

You're not gonna help her by bleeding
to death in the street! Get in!

Sister Lupe?

I'm going to hell.

Why are we ditching
the car?

'Cause we didn't just ditch
the Irish mob

so the police could pull us over
in a stolen car.

Hardison -- yeah, listen,

I got Hurley,
but I lost the nun.

Tell me you got
the drugs.

What?

Okay.

Okay, listen,
go to the pharmacy,

and get what you need.

And tell Eliot to buy
whatever he needs

to sew up
a gunshot wound.

- Hey, guys.
- Hey, what's up, man?

Shut up.
Get on the table.

All right. You're closed.
Another $100 when we leave.

You got it.

What's the problem?

These are legit.

Picked up this drug-testing kit
from the pharmacy.

- Pull your jeans up.
- It's a little tender.

- Pull them up!
- Ow!

They sell them
so mommies and daddies

can test what little Johnny's
got hidden in his sock drawer.

Now, look --
if it turns red,

little Johnny's
got to go to rehab.

If it turns green,
little Johnny checks out.

If they're not for getting high,
what are they for?

These are
the cancer drugs.

So she's telling
the truth.

Who?

Sister Lupe. Look.

Yeah, that's not a nun.

Ohh!

They said they were sending
heroin and cocaine.

This is not heroin
and cocaine.

When Vasquez called, he said
the drugs were in the car.

"In the car"?

"En el coche"?

Are you asking me
or telling me?

Where's Hurley's car?

The one he drove across
the border -- where is it?

It's back at the hotel.

Guys, come on.
I know where the real drugs are.

- Here you go.
- Thanks.

Hey... guys?
A little help?

No, I'm good.
Don't worry about me.

I've just been shot.

No biggie.

Come on, man.
It was right here!

I'll ask the valet.

They're gonna
kill sister Lupe.

No, no, they need her
to bargain with.

Unfortunately, we have
nothing to bargain with.

- You can have your bag.
- Now, come on. It wasn't his fault.

Yo!

They said it was towed to the city impound
after the cartel boys crashed it.

All right, you and Eliot,
go get us that car.

Hurley, you and I
are gonna make a phone call.

Who are we calling?

We're gonna give the drugs
to the Irish.

We don't have the drugs.

Well, right now they're the only
ones who don't know that.

First off,
there's no way she's a nun.

Hello?

Yeah, I'm calling
about the problem you're having

with people trying to sell
their producuct in your territory.

Who is this?

I'm the guy
who's gonna make the deal.

You want the package?
How much it worth to you?

Well, my boys said
it's $10 million street value,

but I'll trade you
the whole lot

for one blessed sister
of the sacrament.

- Done.
- And we want the courier.

Got to teach our cousins
in the South

they just can't
set up shop in our town.

No, not the courier.

Yes. Trade me.

Okay.

The nun for the drugs
and the courier.

The Palaestra hotel
parking garage, one hour.

Hurley, I'm gonna try to get you
out of this in one piece.

It's okay, Nate.

She got you into it.

Yeah, but I got myself into
trouble the first time we met,

and you risked your life
to save me.

So I want to prove to you

that I've earned that
second chance you gave me.

Who are you calling now?

I'm calling the bar

that Hardison said
the cartel is waiting at.

I'm gonna tell them
if they want their drugs,

they can come here and get it
in one hour.

The drugs we don't have?

Mm-hmm.
Now you're getting it.

Hoo!

Are you talking --

I got this.

Then go. Go. Go!

- How you doing?
- Hey.

- Yeah.
- Um, we are looking

for a gold sedan.

Okay. You're gonna have to
be more specific than that.

Yeah, it was towed from
the Palaestra hotel earlier

after an incident --
should be a police report.

Oh. Yep. Okay.
There's a police report.

So, you're gonna have to
come back in the morning

and get it
straightened out.

We can't just pick it up
tonight, pay for it?

Ordinarily, yes,
but in this case,

I need a detective
to sign off on it,

which means
you're gonna have to come back

in the morning.

Morning. Okay. All right.
Thank you so much.

Let's go. Come on.

You're welcome.

I said thank you.
Did you?

Listen --
you go distract her.

I'm gonna jump this fence.
I'm gonna get this --

No, no, no.
I'm gonna jump the fence.

I'll jump the fence.

Yeah, I can hack a car faster
than you.

I can hack the lock
on the gate.

Come on, man.

You already proved yourself
with the Mexican cartel.

Quit this crap.

Okay. You got a tell.
I already told you.

Are you scared? You scared?
Let's get it.

- Let's go.
- All right.

Bam! Do something.

Tell me what I can't do.
I can climb a fence.

Hi.

Yeah, you need a new watch.
It's still not morning.

I know.

I just -- I wanted to...
get rid of my friend.

I wanted --
I wanted to ask you a question.

Yeah?

What time
do you get off?

Oh.

Um...

I have a thing --
not a thing --

it's just a wo--
woman in uniform...

Do you want to touch
my gun?

No. Do you have...

Is it a tough job?

No.

Um, not really.

I mean, the dogs out back
do all the hard work.

Big ones.

Buddy and Tiki.

- Tiki.
- Yeah.

Oh. Look at that.

Pardon me.
I'm gonna... gonna...

Okay.

Yeah?

Eliot, any trouble
getting Hurley's car? No?

No, Hardison's on it.

Okay. Can you get me
another one?

An identical gold sedan.

You bet.

- Hi.
- Hi.

That's too much.

A little.

Okay.

What happened to you?

Security system.

Does Eliot have the other --

Yeah,
he's right behind me.

There we are.

This is tricky, Nate.

It always is.

Why don't you get
the front plate.

We'll wait here.

Make sure they don't try
to scamper.

Eliot and Hardison set up?

- Everything's good.
- Showtime.

Who are you to be
in the middle of this?

You want to deal
or you want to talk?

The nun for the drugs...
and the courier.

No, no,
first the drugs.

You know,
show of good faith.

No. Meet halfway.

I-I can't do this.

Hurley, Hurley,
you agreed.

- No, they're gonna kill me!
- You agreed, Hurley!

No! I can't!
I'm sorry!

Stick to the plan,
Hurley!

Get the drugs!

Yeah, the courier's
pulled a runner!

He's heading your way!

There he is!
The one with the Mexican plates!

Fine.
We'll do this old-school.

Get out of there, you.

What kind of double-cross
is this?

Who in the hell are you?

Is one of them
the courier?

No. I don't know.

Massachusetts state police!
Put your hands up!

Do I look like
I'm kidding?

How we doing, boys?

Make yourselves comfy.

What exactly's
going on here?

What's going on?

I just caught
the Callaghan family

in the middle
of a massive drug buy

from elements
of a Mexican cartel.

We're not -- we're not buying
anything from them!

What in God's name
is going on here?!

Massachusetts state police!
Put your hands up!

What kind of double-cross
is this?

Who in the hell are you?

Any trouble getting
Hurley's car? No?

No, Hardison's on it.

Okay,
can you get me another one?

An identical gold sedan.

We're looking for
a gold sedan.

You just described
five cars I have back there.

You bet.

Cute little trick you did
with the Madonnas.

You called us.
You want to deal?

Found something of yours.

Oh, God, don't hurt me.

- Get out of the car.
- I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

The courier.

Look -- you can take the car.
Sign of good faith.

We'll take commission.

We get a taste
of every shipment,

and you guys
get protection.

From the cops
and the Irish.

And what about him?

Oh, we'll deal with him
for you.

Hell no, man.
I'm a dirty cop.

Look -- they got cameras
on each of the entrances.

Now, give us two minutes
to get out clean, all right?

- Eliot and Hardison all set?
- Everything's good.

Showtime.

I-I can't do this.

Hurley, Hurley,
you agreed.

- No, they're gonna kill me!
- You agreed, Hurley.

No! I can't!
I'm sorry!

Stick to the plan,
Hurley!

Get the drugs!

Yeah, the courier's pulled a
runner! He's heading your way!

Go! He's coming
around towards you!

No, no! Straight!
No, no, no, left, left, left!

There he is!
The one with the Mexican plates!

Fine.
We'll do this old-school.

- Take it easy!
- Keep your hands to yourself!

I don't think
he's a priest, either.

- I'm a respectable businessman!
- No, you aren't!

The barbershop -- with me, right?
Told him to get a jheri curl

'cause he didn't know
what one was --

told him it'd make his hair
real straight and pretty.

Boy looked like
he was beat

with a bottle of baby oil
for about a month.

Hurley, how you doing?

I can't believe you had to bail
me out of trouble again.

No, no, listen,
Hurley --

you put your life
on the line tonight

because it was
the right thing to do.

You realize that, right?

And by the way,
for the record,

you're not the same guy
you used to be.

Okay?

Well, I know I'm not
your friend, Nate,

but for what it's worth,
you're mine.

She's not a nun, is she?

Yeah.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh. No, that's okay.
It was my fault.

Hurley.

Oh, hi. Peggy.

Um, are you going out alone?
It's kind of late.

Yeah, I'll --
I'll be fine.

Let me walk you.

Uh, okay.

What a gentleman.
Ooh! Your arm.

Do you like tacos at all?

Yes.
Do you like cats?

- Oh, do I like cats?
- You do?

Oh. Hey, hey. Can I just ask you
one thing here because...

How in the hell
would you give Hurley

information about
how to find me -- ever?

You know, Nate, it seems like

lately you've been so focused
on the part of the job

where we wreck people,
I thought it might be nice

to show you we actually do
some good in the world.

I know you're mad, but --

Hardison...

Thanks.

All right.

You, uh...
We're gonna...

Okay.

You want to see
how my night was?

Don't talk to them.
Then they'll make us stay.

- You see this?
- Yeah.

Hey, oh!
There they are.

Ah.

Sophie, this is Lupe.

Let me pour you a drink!

All right. All right.
We were drinking tequila.

I got whiskey.