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Lady Luck
is on your side
from LA to Vegas.
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What, are you gonna put
a sock on the cockpit door?
Don't cockpit-block me.
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and Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
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The kids are gonna love it.
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Only on Fox.
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♪ Whoa, Black Betty,
Bam-ba-Lam ♪
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♪ Whoa,
Black Betty, Bam-ba-Lam ♪
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♪ Black Betty had a child,
Bam-ba-Lam ♪
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♪ The damn thing gone wild,
Bam-ba-Lam ♪
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♪ She said, "I'm worryin'
outta mind," Bam-ba-Lam ♪
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♪ The damn thing gone blind,
Bam-ba-Lam ♪
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♪ I said "Oh, Black Betty,"
Bam-ba-Lam ♪
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♪ Whoa, Black Betty.
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-All right, Alan.
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You're not Alan.
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I am on the wrong plane.
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Tokyo, huh? Cool.
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Have a great flight.
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Jackpot Airlines.
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Northeast-bound to Las Vegas.
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♪
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Papers, huh?
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I love papers: wall, toilet,
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failing New York Times.
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These are divorce papers,
so they're slightly less fun.
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Tough break, my friend.
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I'm in a state of shock
about it, Artem.
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I just got served
in the airport.
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And the guy was
very tricky about it.
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Colin McCormack, please pick up
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the nearest
white courtesy telephone.
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Uh, excuse me.
Are you Colin McCormack?
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- Yes.
- You've been served.
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Oh, there's no call.
That was me.
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Love when they go for the phone.
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So sad. I will hug you now.
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Okay, thank you. Thank you.
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Hey, oy! I'm good. Uh...
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Could you do me a favor and
not tell everybody about this?
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You know, I'd rather the whole
plane didn't know my business.
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Of course, don't worry.
I'm very good at keeping secret.
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I will hug you again.
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Oh. Okay. Thank you, Artem.
Thank you.
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So did you hear we're gonna be
grounded in Vegas for the night?
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What? No. I had plans
in L.A. tonight.
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I was gonna go
to my friend Jeff's luau.
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- You hate luaus. -I hate Jeff,
too, but that's not the point.
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This was gonna be my first
night out in forever.
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God, this job
makes it impossible
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to have a social life.
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Right now, my only
social interactions
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are yelling at drunk passengers.
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- This iPad is broken.
- That's a magazine.
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It seems like
you're doing all right.
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What about all those fun party
pictures on your Instagram?
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- I faked them.
- But I saw your legs on a beach.
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Those were two hotdogs
and my Cancún screen saver.
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I take my like back.
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Hey, Captain Dave here.
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If you're looking for a little
female companionship,
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then head over to Madame's,
the oldest strip club in Vegas
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that's now Vegas's
newest retirement community.
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And those women could really use
someone to chat with.
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Tell them Craig sent you.
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'Cause that's what
they think my name is.
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Hey. I just wanted to come over
and see how you were doing.
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I'm good. How are you?
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Oh, I'm just asking
because Artem told me
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about the divorce papers.
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Oh, come on. He swore
he wouldn't tell anybody.
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Yeah, well, it's Artem,
so that's really on you.
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Anyway, you know, if there's
anything I can do...
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Ronnie, honestly, I'm okay.
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I just don't want
anybody else to know.
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Hey. How are you, Colin?
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Ah, good. So you know, too.
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Look, I know this is a
really difficult time for you,
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but the good news is
you now qualify
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for the Grapefruits
Divorce Special.
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You get two free lap dances
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and then they flatten
your wedding ring
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into a souvenir coin.
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Ah, two free lap dances. Artem!
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Is there anybody else you told
about my impending divorce?
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Me? No. I swear.
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Hey, Colin McCormack,
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this is your captain.
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Please report
to the front galley
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to discuss your
impending divorce.
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Okay.
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I don't know why you're mad.
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Everyone on this plane
is Team Colin,
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even the cheerleaders
going to Vegas for competition.
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Isn't that right, girls?
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You should get a lawyer
who will...
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Be aggressive!
Be, be aggressive!
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- Thanks, mate.
- Yeah.
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-Ugh.
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I specifically took tonight off
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to hang out with my friend
Krystal, and she bailed on me.
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God, it's so hard having
a social life
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in the stripper world.
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I have the same problem because
of the weird hours, right?
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Yeah, and all the fun girls
get exported by Saudi princes.
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So you're not doing
anything tonight?
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- Not anymore.
- Me neither.
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Would it be crazy
if we hung out?
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Mm, I don't know.
We've never hung out before.
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Although, I did have a dream
once where I braided your hair.
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I have the perfect face shape
for a braid.
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- That's what I said
in the dream. -Oh, my God!
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- Let's do it.
- Yay!
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And now you can finally post
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some fun, real pics
on Instagram.
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- Aw, you follow me.
- No, I follow Bernard.
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Oh.
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So, I heard you got slapped
with the big "D."
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-Divorce. It's rough.
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I've been there.
I've actually had three big D's
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slap me right across the face.
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You have to know
you're saying that wrong.
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The first month is the hardest.
You reevaluate everything.
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Month two, you start exploring.
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Go to Peru, do some ayahuasca,
buy a fun bowling shirt.
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And the next woman
that gives you attention,
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you marry immediately.
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But boredom brings
that second divorce.
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You start drinking,
get some tattoos,
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and on a bender,
you marry your tattoo artist.
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But by the time
the third divorce comes,
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you sign the papers
at the dog track
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and realize Scientology's
got some decent ideas.
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Huh.
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Well, if I'm honest,
I am a little peeved
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at the way that my ex
has been handling things.
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Yup. Let it out.
Build that fire.
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I mean, we promised we'd be
civil to each other, you know?
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I mean, my parents,
they did their divorce right.
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My father grew a beard,
mother went on a food journey
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with her "special friend"
Charlotte.
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No one gets out unscarred.
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My first ex-wife took the dog.
My second wife took the cat.
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And my third wife took the dog
from my first ex-wife.
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Her lawyer was amazing.
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You know what you really need?
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A night out with your boys
to blow off some steam.
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Well, I don't have
many "boys" anymore.
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I mean, honestly, it's tough
maintaining friendships
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when you spend every weekend
flying from L.A. to Vegas.
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I mean, really,
I only do three things:
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sleep, teach,
and fly out to see my son.
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Well, I only do three things:
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sleep, fly, and right wrongs
when I see them.
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And if you don't have boys,
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it's on me to take you out
for a guys night.
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- That is really not necessary.
- Too late.
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This bro-tisserie chicken is
already on the rack and rolling.
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Bernie, saddle up. We're taking
Colin out for a guys night.
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What's it gonna take you to go?
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Free drinks and you have to buy
ten tickets to my one-man show,
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Mother Eartha:
The Eartha Kitt Story.
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LA Weekly said
it was "lit well."
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Done, you're in.
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Hey, I want in
on this night with men,
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and I don't even care
what we're doing.
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I just have crazy FOMO.
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- What are you guys
talking about? -Your mom.
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Oh, what a slut, right?
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No, we're talking
about guys night. Right?
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Guys night?
I want to come. Please.
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-Fine, Alan. But no blow.
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Hold on, who's flying the plane?
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It's on autopilot.
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I save these hands
for takeoffs and landings.
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I mean, does a surgeon
do the middle of an operation?
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- Yes.
- You don't know. Come on, Alan.
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Let's look out the window
and play "Spot The Pools."
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Oh.
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♪
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Hey, thank you
for lending me this dress.
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It's surprisingly heavy, though.
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Yeah, it's weighted
so I'm harder to kidnap.
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Your life is so cool. Like,
that's what I should be doing.
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I'm still young, I should be
afraid of getting kidnapped.
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You really should.
You're pretty enough.
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If you worked in the club,
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you'd be that
cocktail waitress that all
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- the guys are like, "Why isn't
she stripping?" -Aw. Thank you.
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I bet on the plane,
all the drunk passengers
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"accidentally" brush your butt
all the time.
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Yeah, and they "accidentally"
get hot coffee
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spilled on their junk.
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- Hmm. -That is the only action
I've had in the last six months.
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So I'd love to meet someone
where the groping is mutual.
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Well, you know what?
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- We're gonna make that happen
right now.
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This guy I'm sort of dating
has a friend
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who'd be perfect for you,
so I'm gonna see if he's around.
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Wow, okay. Oh, wait.
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If he's just home with no plans,
does that mean he's lame?
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Well, I didn't have plans,
so we're both lame.
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-Maybe this is a bad idea.
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- He said he's available.
- I'm in!
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Tequila soda!
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It is officially cool o'clock.
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- All right.
- All the homies are here.
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We're gonna pregame at the most
exclusive joint in town.
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- Cool.
- Nice.
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So, this is the most
exclusive joint in town?
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We're the only ones here,
aren't we?
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It's got everything we need:
free drinks, free food,
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and sweet, sweet tunes.
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I just downloaded
this killer karaoke app.
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I got the Spin Doctors'
"Two Princes" all cued up.
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Bernie, you want to sing first?
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Do I look like
I'm playing hacky sack
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on the quad at Dartmouth?
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Good call. Rest the pipes.
In the meantime,
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the oxygen bar is open!
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Oh. So we're all
gonna share that, are we?
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Yeah, man. Puff, puff, pass.
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♪
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- Oh.
- Ah, they're cute!
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I think. I don't know;
it's so dark in here.
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Is it? Yeah, I spend
so much time in strip clubs,
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I can practically see
in the dark.
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It's called stripper vision.
It's a real thing.
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- Hi!
- Babe.
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Ronnie, this is Justin and Thad.
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They're magicians.
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They have the hottest show
in Vegas.
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I don't know about hottest,
but we're certainly...
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on fire.
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What?
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:
Oh. Wow, that's crazy.
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That wasn't me.
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That was me.
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- Put it out!
- They were both me.
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Whoa. They did not teach that
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in the magic kit
that I had growing up.
244
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I only knew
the cup-and-balls one.
245
00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:05,178
- That's not magic, that's
just good technique. -Hey.
246
00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:07,547
Thad is the guy
I was telling you about.
247
00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:08,949
Hi.
248
00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,687
Oh, Thad doesn't speak.
That's kind of our thing.
249
00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:15,188
Isn't that
Penn & Teller's thing?
250
00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:17,424
-Thad, don't yell. I got this.
251
00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:19,059
- We're
nothing like Penn & Teller.
252
00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:21,094
Their tall guy talks;
ours doesn't. Okay?
253
00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:23,130
Okay. But you can talk tonight,
though, right?
254
00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,098
I mean, it's not like
you're performing.
255
00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:28,435
Well, that's the about us...
We're always performing.
256
00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:32,606
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
257
00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:35,542
Oh, God. Now you're just
torturing that poor woman.
258
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,244
Let's go eat.
259
00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:40,213
You sure about these guys?
260
00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,949
Oh, yeah.
No, they're a little weird,
261
00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,216
but they're completely harmless.
262
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,285
I can spot a creep
from a mile away.
263
00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,020
Stay away from that guy.
264
00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:50,958
Movie. Movie.
265
00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:53,727
- Mm-mmm. -Artem,
that means "movie" in charades.
266
00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,428
Oh, we're playing charades?
267
00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:57,064
Oh, I didn't know.
Wait. Okay.
268
00:09:57,097 --> 00:10:00,100
I love charades. So I...
269
00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,502
Three words.
I give you hint.
270
00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:04,638
It's a song.
271
00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:07,140
First word: "Stairway..."
272
00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:08,575
"To Heaven."
I win. And as winner,
273
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,577
I say it's time
to get off this plane.
274
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:11,812
Dave, what's next?
275
00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,180
Oh, I got a great night planned.
276
00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:14,614
We're gonna get steaks
at Ponderosa,
277
00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:16,516
then take a helicopter ride
over the Strip.
278
00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:19,019
But don't worry... if it's
too windy, I got a plan B.
279
00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:21,621
A buddy of mine can get us
into this corporate event.
280
00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:24,491
Apparently, Beyoncé and Jay-Z
are gonna play a set.
281
00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:26,326
!
-Bitch, that's plan A!
282
00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:28,495
No, I thought tonight was gonna
be about bonding over Colin's D,
283
00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:30,698
but if you guys want to go
to the party, let's bounce.
284
00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:31,799
Yeah!
285
00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:34,735
- Oh, yeah.
- "Crazy in Love."
286
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,541
Hey, what happened to Jetway?
287
00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,143
Yeah, are we stuck here?
288
00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:45,145
Dave, didn't you tell the Jetway
guys we were gonna be up here?
289
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,346
I was planning a guys night.
290
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,848
This is Alan's fault.
291
00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:49,717
I didn't even know
we were coming back here.
292
00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:52,920
That's your problem, Alan...
You don't anticipate.
293
00:10:57,758 --> 00:11:01,294
- Good news: I spoke to
the Jetway driver.
294
00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:03,396
Bad news:
he's at his anniversary dinner
295
00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,032
with his... wait for it...
296
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,800
Husband.
297
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,702
This guy knows
what I'm talking about.
298
00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,170
Okay, so what does
this mean for us?
299
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,683
It means we can finally live in
a society where love can win...
300
00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,241
No, what does it mean
for the plane?
301
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:15,909
Oh. We're stuck
for a couple hours.
302
00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:19,679
- Oh, I have to cancel
my sunrise hike club.
303
00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:21,248
Guys, I'm bummed, too,
304
00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,483
but tonight is about Colin.
305
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,418
Right? We have
a unique opportunity here.
306
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,220
We have the whole plane
to ourselves.
307
00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:29,757
Isn't there anything
you ever dreamed of doing
308
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,191
on an airplane?
309
00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,525
Sit in the captain's seat.
310
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,227
Be serious, Alan.
311
00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:38,165
Now, we could spend the next
few hours being miserable...
312
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:41,601
or actually having some fun.
313
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:42,936
Which is it gonna be?
314
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:45,005
♪
315
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,941
- Guys night!
- Yeah!
316
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:49,608
Blech!
317
00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:50,610
♪ One, two
318
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,780
♪ Princes kneel before you
319
00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:59,019
♪ And go ahead now
320
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,087
♪ If you
321
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,621
♪ Want to call me baby
322
00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:03,090
- Okay. Okay, go. Wait.
- * Just go ahead now
323
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,724
-* And if you
324
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,359
- All right. Okay, close it.
- * Want to call me baby
325
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,228
- Oh!
- * Just go ahead now
326
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,296
♪ And if you
327
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,298
♪ Want to buy me flowers
328
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,066
♪ Just go ahead now
329
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,803
Is there, is there, is there
a catch? How does it...
330
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,470
♪ Just go a...
Guitar!
331
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,139
♪
332
00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:29,416
Tell me how you do
the coin-in-the-box trick.
333
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:30,849
Nichole, there is
a magician's code,
334
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:33,753
- and I cannot betray it.
- Well, if you tell me, I'll...
335
00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:35,655
-Mirrors, it's all mirrors.
336
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,688
Anyway, that's why
my friend Stacy has an eye patch
337
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:40,093
and I'm permanently banned
from the Sunglass Hut.
338
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,864
Good talk, Thad.
What are you getting?
339
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,434
Oh, good. Cards.
340
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,502
This is a good one.
Pick a card, memorize it,
341
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:50,770
- see what happens.
- Hmm.
342
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,780
I don't get it.
343
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:08,788
Hey, Nichole, do you want
to go get a drink at the bar?
344
00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:11,124
- But we have a waiter.
- Yeah, I know, but let's leave.
345
00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:12,692
Oh. Okay.
346
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,798
You know,
I was initially skeptical
347
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:21,801
about what exactly tonight
was gonna be, but, um...
348
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:24,671
turns out a bit of nonsense
was exactly what I needed.
349
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:27,307
See? Nights like this
recharge the system.
350
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,776
- Ah. -Listen, I wish
I had some guys to take me out
351
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,011
after my divorces.
352
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:33,213
I don't have
many male friends, either.
353
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,482
I relate to women better,
354
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:39,019
probably because I'm willing
to go there.
355
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,488
Oh, I have so many friends.
356
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,957
Too many. Actually,
I'm in the midst of a cull.
357
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:46,193
- But you're all on the list.
- Well, at least
358
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:49,662
that is one good thing that
this... divorce hath wrought.
359
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:51,364
That's not the only thing.
Don't you feel like
360
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:52,966
a weight has been lifted
off your shoulders?
361
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,235
Dude, you're officially free.
362
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:58,471
Yeah, the road has been paved
for you and Ronnie.
363
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,041
Ronnie? Aw, come on,
we're just friends.
364
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,310
Friends that almost boned
in the bathroom.
365
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,378
Guys, Ronnie and I
would drive each other mad.
366
00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:07,380
I mean, she's
literally maddening.
367
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,917
She's-she's stubborn
and she's combative and...
368
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,886
and then there are the days
when she goes out of her way
369
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,487
to do something
incredibly thoughtful,
370
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:17,024
like she'll, she'll leave you
the last airline magazine
371
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,559
with a blank crossword,
and-and... you know,
372
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,162
you're left kind of amazed
that somebody so beautiful
373
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,398
and delightful would spend
even 30 seconds of her day
374
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:28,568
doing something just because she
knew it would make you happy.
375
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:31,338
And... and that makes
all the stresses in your life
376
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,373
seem to fade away.
377
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:36,709
I'm sorry,
what was the question?
378
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:39,012
None of us have talked
for, like, 20 minutes.
379
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,046
Oh, dear God.
380
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:43,350
News flash, amigo:
you dig Ronnie.
381
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,958
Okay, why did you think
I would like that?
382
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,126
- Well, he's a good listener.
- Can't argue with that.
383
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,761
I mean, if you're not into it,
no worries.
384
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,296
I can make him disappear.
385
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,630
I made a joke my dad would like.
386
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,099
No, I came here to have fun.
387
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,400
I'm gonna give it another shot.
388
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,469
I just need a drink or two.
Probably two.
389
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:03,937
Uh, you have something
in your bra.
390
00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:08,575
God, I'm surprised
he hasn't given me a paper cut.
391
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,546
Rough night?
392
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,649
Uh, yeah. It's probably rougher
for the two women
393
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,051
my date set on fire.
394
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:19,419
Oh, is he an arsonist?
395
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:22,155
Magician.
396
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:24,992
Oh. So an arsonist in sequins.
397
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:29,662
You know, I thought I wanted
a crazy, fun night out,
398
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,664
but this place is so douchey.
399
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:32,738
I mean, what is the theme?
400
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,001
Too loud and cocaine
on the floor?
401
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,303
You throw in jean shorts
and a Raiders jersey,
402
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,105
and it's pretty much the theme
of Vegas.
403
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,340
Maybe I'm trying too hard.
404
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,693
I wish I'd stayed home and had
a grilled cheese and a beer.
405
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,811
Hmm.
406
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:47,314
Well, see you later.
407
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:48,681
I hope your night gets better.
408
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:49,983
I'll keep on the lookout
409
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,818
for any cute blondes
bursting into flames.
410
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:54,321
Well, if it ends the date,
I'm fine with it.
411
00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:58,591
Okay, here's what we know.
412
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,693
I'm a little drunk,
I like Ronnie,
413
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,595
and when I get nervous
I like to recap.
414
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,531
-You got to go tell her.
415
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:05,932
What, now?
416
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,500
This is the exact wrong time.
417
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:08,768
I just got my divorce papers.
418
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,203
This is the exact right time.
419
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,517
She's been texting me all night.
420
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:12,772
She's on a terrible date
with a magician.
421
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,174
You could swoop in
and rescue her.
422
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:17,844
Hey, this is like the reverse
ending of a romantic comedy.
423
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:22,482
You are at airport running to go
in other location.
424
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:25,052
Do you really think
I should do this?
425
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:28,121
No, chico, you have to do this.
426
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,990
Okay. I'm gonna do it.
427
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:32,192
That's right. We're trapped.
428
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,226
I have an idea.
429
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:37,364
According to
the Jackpot handbook,
430
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,632
as senior flight attendant,
it is within my authority
431
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,001
to declare an emergency
and deploy the evacuation slide.
432
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,204
Did you guys hear me?
433
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,206
We get to go down the slide!
434
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,540
- Slide!
- Slide!
435
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:50,743
Slide, slide, slide,
slide, slide, slide!
436
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,379
Slide, slide, slide, slide!
437
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,114
Slide, slide!
438
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:59,152
:
Rope made of pants.
439
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,020
Rope made of pants.
440
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:04,091
Rope made of pants,
rope made of pants.
441
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,725
Rope made of pants.
442
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:06,759
Rope made of pants.
443
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,571
I just asked for a napkin, dude.
444
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,874
I'm sorry for the wait.
445
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,110
I'm sorry. I didn't
actually order this.
446
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,044
Uh, compliments of the chef.
447
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,946
-Me.
448
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:30,717
Yep. Also the owner of this
whole loud, cocaine-y place.
449
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,519
I love you guys, by the way.
450
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,920
Ah, you've seen our show.
451
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,522
No.
452
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:39,359
♪ The sky is blue,
I can taste the colors ♪
453
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,392
♪ I know, I know...
454
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,896
- Oh, this is high.
- Almost there, Frenchy.
455
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:44,964
- Aah!
- Whoa!
456
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,869
The rope. How will you get down?
457
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:50,970
Don't worry about us.
458
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,305
Just go get the girl.
459
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:58,878
And hamburgers! I'm hungry!
460
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,747
Thanks for the grilled cheese.
461
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,215
My date loved it.
462
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,009
Well, you know,
that's not even my specialty.
463
00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:05,785
You should let me
make you breakfast.
464
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:08,288
That sounded sleazy. I meant to
say I'm really good with eggs.
465
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,790
Let me try again.
You're really cute.
466
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:13,460
Let me make you breakfast.
No. That's the same.
467
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:14,961
I'm gonna let it slide this time
468
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:17,897
because I bashed your restaurant
right to your face.
469
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,266
Well, you weren't wrong,
you know.
470
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,833
This place isn't me.
471
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:23,136
I opened the first restaurant
in Portland.
472
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,572
Then Vegas threw a bunch
of money at me to open one here.
473
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,440
And in Portland,
we were farm to table.
474
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,176
Here we're farm to freezer
475
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,511
to truck to distribution center
476
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:32,512
to train to truck to here.
477
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,414
Wow, so you're a sellout.
478
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,982
Yeah, total sellout.
479
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,352
Um, we took care
of that grilled cheese,
480
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:41,020
but I still owe you a beer.
481
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:43,156
You want to go someplace better
than this and grab a drink?
482
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:47,627
Uh, thank you, but I shouldn't
leave my friend with those guys.
483
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,429
If they try to cut her in half
or something,
484
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,630
I'll feel responsible.
485
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,632
It's cool. Totally cool.
486
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:55,001
Everybody knows
getting cut in half sucks.
487
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:57,136
Well, thank you
for the grilled cheese.
488
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,171
You got it.
489
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,842
Where are you going?
He was totally into you.
490
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,477
Yeah, he asked me out
for a drink,
491
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:05,678
but I didn't want
to bail on you.
492
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:06,813
Thank you. I get it.
493
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,406
Girl code. Lena Dunham.
Traveling Pants.
494
00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:09,849
But I came here to get you a guy
495
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,684
and that's the kind of guy
you ditch your friends for.
496
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,152
Aw, we're friends?
497
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:14,354
Yeah. You're wearing my dress
498
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:15,888
and we feel the same way
about Ryan Gosling.
499
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,357
Hot but not sexy,
500
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,658
except in Drive.
501
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,160
You're crazy not to go out
with that guy.
502
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,162
He's cute. He cooks.
503
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,164
He's clearly willing to listen
to you complain.
504
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:26,998
Why are you still standing here
talking to me?
505
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:30,837
Excuse me, excuse me.
506
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,839
Hello, hi. Excuse me.
Hi, I'm sorry.
507
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:36,376
No, I don't have a reservation,
but I do have a, I have a...
508
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,418
Hi.
509
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,086
Hi. Wow.
510
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,522
I just realized I've never seen
you out of your uniform before.
511
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,891
You look amazing.
512
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:54,527
Thank you.
What are you doing here?
513
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,329
Oh, it's a long story.
I got trapped on a plane.
514
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:59,266
I climbed down a-a rope
made of blankets.
515
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:00,700
It was a whole situation.
516
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:03,035
Yeah, I've had
a bit of a weird night, too,
517
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:05,171
but things are looking up.
518
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,673
Okay, that's...
519
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,541
that's exactly why
I wanted to talk to you.
520
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:09,876
-I...
521
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,177
Yeah. Uh, this is Bryan.
522
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,413
He owns the restaurant,
and he saved me
523
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:14,581
from my terrible date.
524
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,182
- Ah. -We were just about
to go get a drink,
525
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,385
but we-we could stay.
526
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:21,288
No. No, God, no.
No, you guys go.
527
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,923
No, I've got my lads meeting me
here in a bit, anyway, you know.
528
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:26,526
Actually, I hear this place
has really excellent...
529
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,227
food.
530
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:30,397
We do have food.
531
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:33,633
Great, I will order
some of that, then.
532
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,768
All right.
So, I'll see you Sunday?
533
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:38,571
Yes. Yes. Get out of here,
kids, have fun.
534
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:41,408
Hey, Colin.
You missed the magic.
535
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,743
Seems like I did.
536
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:47,380
♪ There's a love
in my heart... ♪
537
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,115
Oh, no.
538
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:51,384
She rejected you.
539
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,486
Here comes another hug.
540
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,488
No, I didn't even get
to tell her.
541
00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,590
How did you guys all get here?
542
00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,091
Uber.
543
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,793
Oh, you mean from the plane.
544
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:01,961
The Jetway guy showed up
545
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,896
literally one minute
after you left.
546
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,832
So, you didn't get the girl,
547
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,233
but you got something else:
548
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,936
four ice-cold bros.
549
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,404
That I did.
550
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,806
You know, thank you all so much
for this, really.
551
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,174
Of course.
552
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:18,611
No one should ever have
to handle the big "D" alone.
553
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:20,179
Yep, now I hear it.
554
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:22,849
Oh, man. I said it
so many times tonight.
555
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:25,117
Well, here's to my four...
556
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,286
Hold on a second. Where's Alan?
557
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,323
Yeah, where'd we leave
that little man?
558
00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:48,040
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
559
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,379
You've hit the jackpot
with LA to Vegas.
560
00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:54,814
Now here are a few more shows
to check out from Fox.
561
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,818
Who's ready
for a Fox Sunday Survey?
562
00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:00,186
- Okay.
- Okay.
563
00:22:00,219 --> 00:22:01,854
Okay, I guess.
564
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:03,456
- Okay.
- Let's do it!
565
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,692
-Are you in love
with Bob's Burgers?
-Yes.
566
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:07,126
-Yes!
567
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,294
-Yes!
568
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,629
-Yes.
569
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,197
-Yes!
570
00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:12,331
Potatoes?
Yes.
571
00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:13,400
Butter?
Yes.
572
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:14,501
Cream?
Yes.
573
00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:15,535
Lamb?
Yes.
574
00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:16,803
Chicken broth?
Yes.
575
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,138
Don't miss the funniest night
on television.
576
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,673
Lightsaber?
Not on the menu.
577
00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:22,141
No way!
No!
578
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:25,945
See it all first,
Sundays on Fox.
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