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AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back
Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
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Dude, first day of high school.
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Oh, you are so lucky.
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What I'd give to go back
and do it all again,
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exactly the same way.
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Star quarterback,
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- prom king...
- Prom king.
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Class vice-president.
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All the glory, none of
the responsibility.
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I know, Dad. I've heard
it a thousand times.
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Remember what I told you.
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Be popular.
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It's the best.
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Check. Whatever.
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Don't forget that.
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See you tonight.
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Ready?
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As I'll ever be.
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Cole.
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Stop trying to peek
at Maddy's nipples.
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Oh, my God! Dad!
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Sorry about that.
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He doesn't know he's an adult.
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You wanna race?
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Nah. Not today.
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Afraid you'll lose?
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Ha!
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Yeah, you're right.
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'Cause I mean, boys are just
so much faster and stronger.
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And total suckers.
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Thanks for the headstart.
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Oh, shit.
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Incoming freshman Maddy Dadner
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is on point to finally beat
her arch rival Cole Reed.
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And the crowd goes wild.
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I don't want people
to think I'm a loser.
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Worse case you always have me.
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At school and next door.
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- True.
- Oh, hey. Hold on.
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Whoa!
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Thanks.
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But, uh, do you really think
high school's gonna be
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all that different
from middle school?
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Probably not.
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It's all the same kids we've
known since kindergarten.
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How much could people really
change in three months?
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Go on, I'll meet you at class.
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Oh, okay.
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What's up, bro!
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Look at those tighty whiteys.
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Nice to meet you, tiny.
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Guess who got a new nickname.
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What's up, Tighty?
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Ooh, Tighty. Fantastic, baby.
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Keeping it clean, Tighty?
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Hey, Tighty.
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You think you're fooling
people with those headphones,
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but I know you've been
listening and keeping track
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of how many times you've
been called Tighty,
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because you're totally lame and
obsessed with your shitty nickname.
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Good morning, City.
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The only thing "good"
about this morning
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is that it's one day
closer to graduation.
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Oh, no.
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You are an inspiration.
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The M&Ms are goddesses.
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The M&Ms are called that because
their first names are Maddy and Marissa,
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which starts with an "M".
Sup, Stuffs?
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Come on, Maddy. G2G.
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It's Stufts, with a "T".
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Not "stuffs".
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Why do you even try anymore.
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You know they don't
listen to you.
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It's the principle of the thing.
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Principal Statszill here.
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Welcoming all you
sexy young things
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back from spring break.
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Prom is just around the corner.
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Don't wait to find a date.
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The last thing you want is to squander
the greatest night of your young life
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on some third tier
loser from AP Cal.
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So consider this your
official "save the date"
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for May 17th, the
night of the big "P".
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Prom, that is.
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Good day.
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Alrighty, then.
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Group study time. Pair
up, pair, up, pair up.
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Tig.
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Tig. Tig.
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Eat a bowl of dicks!
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Could you please focus
on something other than
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making your peers
hate themselves?
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Now go ahead and
take out your phones
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and use them in ways your parents
and I will never understand.
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Well, what do we have...
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Come on!
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You can't hide your
drawings from me forever.
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Only until they're finished.
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When's that
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May 17th.
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The art school I've applied to
is hosting a gallery night,
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and that's where I'll
show my drawings.
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That is the best news ever.
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Thank you for officially giving
me a reason to miss prom.
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Hey, guess what I'm
doing on May 17th.
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Um, nobody cares.
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I'm going to Cole's art show
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and everyone else can suck it.
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Freak.
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Oh. What do we have here?
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Cole on Instagram.
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And where is he at?
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Oh, of course. Maddy
Dadner's feed.
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It's just for inspiration.
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From Maddy's feed?
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Why can't you pick one of the other
16 billion girls on Instagram?
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Come on. Everyone
is on her feed.
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Did you guys see Maddy's
eyebrows from last weekend?
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Oh! On fleek.
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There's a very specific reason
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why she has the most followers
in the entire school.
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Because no one's
monitoring pervy old dudes
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who don't want to pay for porn.
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Sad but true.
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But it is also
because of her hair.
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Every day since freshman year,
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Maddy's had a
different hairstyle
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and posted a photo
of every single one.
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Stalker.
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Even you can't resist
the M&M's.
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The M&M's are
an inspiration.
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The M&M's are goddesses.
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- The M&M's are...
- Not even here right now.
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What is wrong with all of you?
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Like you're innocent.
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I know you still talk to Maddy sometimes.
Yeah. And I self loathe for it.
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I look at myself in
the mirror and say,
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"Stupid bitch, she
stole your boyfriend."
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I am running up
lines for a play.
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Oh. Oh, yeah.
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I know that play, okay?
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I live that play.
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Charles Adams may not
have been accepted by
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his presidential father, John,
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but you can find acceptance
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by fitting in.
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Tighty and Stuffs.
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That's a match made in heaven.
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It's "Stufts" with a "T".
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Idiot.
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Hi, Maddy.
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Oh, my God. Your hair
looks great today, Maddy.
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I can't believe we used
to be friends with them.
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Wish I'd never met a
single one of them.
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In a way I used to be them,
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so there is a one.
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Easy with the riddles,
Master Baggins.
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Actually, if you
were still a "them",
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we wouldn't be friends.
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Can we please not bring up the incident
that brought us together, Tighty?
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We've rehashed that one
enough to make a breakfast.
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And a second breakfast.
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- Or elevenses.
- You need to stop that.
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What do you think
about this one?
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I feel like it captures the
essence of high school.
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Sports, winning, Kane and I.
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IDK.
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Well, what about...
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this one?
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Shouldn't we use photos of,
like, the whole squad,
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not just you and Kane?
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Well, sure. But we
discussed having
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an aspirational power couple pic of Kane
and I. I just have to find the best one.
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Why don't we just do a
collage of your hair pics
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and call it a day
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No.
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But if you could stop being a
selfish pigeon for one sec,
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that would be great.
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Did you just call me a pidge?
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So what if I did?
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How dare you?
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Come on. You know I would
never betray you like that.
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Go with the football pic.
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It's more iconic.
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Like a Taylor Swift song.
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Oh, you're so right. Now
onto the group shots.
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I'm going to the ladies' room.
Be right back
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Wow.
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What?
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Marissa, I'm so impressed.
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No abbreviation.
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Laughing out loud.
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She needs to take this.
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Hey, M, you forgot your...
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You pidge!
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Maddy, it's not
what it looks like.
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So it's not my boyfriend and
best friend making out,
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but rather some optical
illusion of that?
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Well, if you believe
that, then, yes.
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Oh, my God.
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You? I can't even... This...
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Yeah, Maddy. You're right.
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Oh, fuck it. It's not
what it looks like.
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Mm.
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Believe it.
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Maddy, what's wrong?
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Nothing.
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Everything.
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Kane didn't do something
without consent, did he?
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-No.
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I mean, yeah, he did.
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Oh, not my baby!
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- Oh, gosh!
- Not my baby!
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- Call the police.
- It's not like that.
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Thank God.
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Confrontation remains
a challenge for me.
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That and dairy.
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I hate high school.
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I just want it to be over.
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Whoa. Really?
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But...
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Honey, honey. Listen. I
wanna tell you something.
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Your father and
I, we can relate.
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Our high school years,
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they were pretty much
the equivalent of being
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locked in an emotional prison
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of constant ridicule
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and torture.
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Your father got the living
crap kicked out of him
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on a daily basis.
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And I was called a greasy headed troll.
Everything happens for a good reason.
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Even though it may feel
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horribly humiliating and
punishing and cruel.
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At... At the time.
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-I don't like it.
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I never thought that perfect
popular kids in school
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had anything to get
this upset about.
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Well...
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Maybe she's not that popular.
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Oh, no, honey. Your
father didn't mean it.
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Honey...
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I...
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We're bad parents.
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Ditto to that.
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What's up!
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Jesus!
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Why can't you just
pop your head in
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and ask me how my day was,
like any other human father?
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So it was lame, huh?
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No, it was fine.
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I'm guessing you still don't
have a date for the prom.
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You know my art
show is that night.
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Ugh! Art is boring!
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Prom is about sex.
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Sex is exciting.
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Look, I know you're
kind of a weirdo,
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and getting laid
before graduation
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is kind of a pipe dream. But...
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Maybe there's some
girl out there
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who's weird just like you,
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that's down to clown
on prom night.
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What a classy male
role model I have.
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What do you want from me, Cole?
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I was prom king.
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I ruled over a night
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00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,979
where dozens of virginities
were laid to rest.
267
00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:55,065
I think I want a DNA test
for my graduation present.
268
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:56,442
Forget it.
269
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:58,110
You're stuck with me for life.
270
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,654
Ugh! Dad, come on!
271
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,058
I know this is inappropriate,
272
00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:14,418
but I bet that girl is
a killer in the sack.
273
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,024
You okay?
274
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,111
I'm fine.
275
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,543
What happened, Maddy?
276
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,149
Okay.
277
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,008
We don't have to talk.
278
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:06,470
We can just wait for my dad to shout
something offensive from my house.
279
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,932
It's okay.
280
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:11,952
It's a good distraction
from the fact that
281
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,245
I've been completely betrayed
282
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,604
by both my ex-bf and my ex-bff.
283
00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:17,147
In a way...
284
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:20,109
it's not that surprising.
285
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,950
Prom and graduation are
just around the corner,
286
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,865
everyone is losing their
minds trying to create
287
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:29,928
one last set of picture perfect
memories they can post,
288
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,430
to prove how awesome
289
00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:33,873
their high school
experience was.
290
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:36,917
You're right.
291
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:40,546
You know, it's been a while
since we hung out like this.
292
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:44,216
Does consoling you sobbing
constitute us hanging out?
293
00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:52,409
Do you remember when we
drew those chalk outlines
294
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:55,728
of ourselves on the front sidewalk
and called the cops as a prank?
295
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,438
Yeah.
296
00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,916
Do you remember that transmutation
circle I added nearby?
297
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:00,940
Yeah, I do.
298
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,787
Did you ever watch Brotherhood?
Oh, God. No.
299
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,408
Was it good?
300
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,785
Doesn't matter.
301
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,587
I thought he loved me.
302
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:24,214
You now what? Screw him.
303
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:28,135
They are drama absurdity.
304
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,619
And I know you. I
see you at school,
305
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,811
and you are different from all
of the other popular kids.
306
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,023
Then why don't you
ever talk to me?
307
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,026
I could ask you the same thing.
308
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:55,329
Cole, come on, we're
taking a selfie.
309
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,933
What? No. No, no, no.
310
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,416
Yeah. Come on, let's go.
311
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,169
Okay, but I've...
312
00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:05,714
never done that before.
313
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,215
Wait...
314
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,343
You're a selfie virgin?
315
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,179
A surgeon?
316
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:13,615
Yes.
317
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,141
Oh, I am so taking
your selfie virginity.
318
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,102
Smile. Look happy.
319
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:19,548
[camera shutter
clicking rapidly]
320
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:21,939
Wait, why are you
taking so many?
321
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:23,124
"So many"?
322
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,167
I'm just getting started.
323
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:25,919
I have to take at least
40 before I can post.
324
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:26,878
What?
325
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:28,088
You'll get used to it.
326
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,798
What is your Insta,
so I can tag you.
327
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,841
Oh, no. No, no need for that.
328
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:33,305
Give me your phone.
Come on, give me.
329
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,001
Wow, did you do these?
330
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,253
Uh, yeah.
331
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:46,839
My drawing skills are pathetic.
332
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:49,216
I don't have any cool
talents whatsoever.
333
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,136
Actually...
334
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:55,264
I remember something that
335
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,474
you were pretty amazing at.
336
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:04,106
-The crowd goes wild!
337
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:05,691
Ah!
338
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:10,987
All right. You done?
339
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,741
You ready to crown me victor?
340
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:19,454
Perfect.
341
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:21,683
What happened to 40 pictures?
342
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,375
Moments like this
should be unfiltered.
343
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,694
Oh, p.s.,
344
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,137
you are being followed by the
whole school on Instagram.
345
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,555
What?
346
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:39,338
Byproduct. Why did you do that?
347
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,500
I don't want people
seeing my stuff.
348
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:43,896
Um...
349
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,107
I'm deleting my account.
350
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:48,609
Very funny, Cole.
351
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:56,742
Oh, we are so different now.
352
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,286
Maybe you are. I'm not.
353
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:02,664
Why did we stop talking?
354
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,419
Really?
355
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:09,922
You don't remember?
356
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:12,424
No.
357
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:16,553
Tighty?
358
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,347
I never called you that.
359
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,824
Yeah, well, when that happened
360
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:21,517
that was the beginning
of the end for us.
361
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,979
What's up, bro!
362
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:31,192
How you doing, Tighty?
363
00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:32,694
What you got there?
364
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,551
I don't really know what to say.
365
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:57,511
Doesn't matter.
366
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,418
What gets me though is that
Kane and I used to be friends.
367
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,600
Well, at least we're
friends again.
368
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:06,769
We are?
369
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:08,772
Yeah, we are.
370
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:13,777
Damn it!
371
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,905
Why did all of this have to
happen right before prom?
372
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,199
That's it.
373
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:20,450
What's it?
374
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:21,743
Prom.
375
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,495
As long as you go to prom,
376
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:26,290
your high school experience
won't be a complete bust.
377
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,935
And if you're crowned
prom king or queen,
378
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,128
it's like being told you
win at high school.
379
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,189
Yeah, but sometimes
it's the gay kid,
380
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,524
or the trans-sexual kid,
381
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:35,817
or the crippled kid.
382
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:39,011
So that the popular kids can
feel like good people for
383
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:40,762
allowing it to happen.
384
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,515
I never thought of it that way.
385
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,143
See, um...
386
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,580
What the popular
kids don't realize
387
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:51,207
is that most of their awesome
high school experiences
388
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,168
are at the expense
389
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,235
of the unpopular kids' feelings.
390
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,538
What if we ruined it?
391
00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:09,708
What?
392
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:11,168
Prom.
393
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:12,961
You mad, bro?
394
00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:14,504
No, I'm serious.
395
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:15,857
I mean, don't they deserve it?
396
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:18,109
I think you're just a little
upset about what happened today.
397
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:20,904
No, this is my chance to
reject the last four years.
398
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:21,905
How?
399
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,809
We'll make it a night that
they'll never forget.
400
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,892
We'll do it by completely
destroying it.
401
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:29,394
I mean, it sounds fun, but...
402
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:30,925
I already have plans that night.
403
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,189
Oh.
404
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,191
Hot date, huh?
405
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,485
What's her name?
406
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,546
The art school that
I've applied to
407
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:41,031
is holding a gallery night for
their prospective students.
408
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:42,949
Okay.
409
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,702
But come on, Cole.
410
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:47,913
This is how you win
at high school.
411
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,499
Do it with me.
412
00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:56,922
Fine. I'm in.
413
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,548
Yes!
414
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:04,680
We're doing this. I can't
believe we're doing this.
415
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:06,640
You and me, back together again.
416
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:08,100
Reality check.
417
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,430
We're gonna need some help.
418
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:11,311
No way.
419
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,289
"No way"? What do
you mean "no way"?
420
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:14,633
You hate them all
worse than I do.
421
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,209
I'm just not that riled.
422
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,461
Besides, getting revenge
on the popular kids?
423
00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:20,171
That's like bullying
from our side.
424
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:21,238
So, are you in?
425
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:23,657
She's involved.
426
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:25,075
Yeah, not happening.
427
00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:26,970
Hey, Cole.
428
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:28,096
Hey.
429
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,663
Holy shit, he talked to you.
430
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,767
City, come on. This
is our last chance
431
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,911
to create the memories we
wanna leave high school with.
432
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,545
Hey, you're Cole, right?
433
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:39,440
I'm so sorry. I was trying
to follow you on Instagram,
434
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,883
but for some reason I cannot
find your account at all.
435
00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:43,175
What's the deal?
436
00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:44,928
I deleted it.
437
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:46,345
What?
438
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:47,764
Oh!
439
00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:53,937
Yeah.
440
00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:55,647
Definitely want no part of this.
441
00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:57,649
City, we're trying
to make a statement.
442
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:00,276
A statement?
443
00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:03,923
Since when have you spoken up
about anything, you basic bitch?
444
00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:05,365
City, find your chill.
445
00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:06,634
Why?
446
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:09,220
Because suddenly life isn't
perfect for Little Miss Popular
447
00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:10,787
and now she wants her revenge?
448
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,497
Why should I give a shit?
449
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:13,790
City...
450
00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:16,394
Who! Excuse me, Tighty,
didn't see you there.
451
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:17,544
Don't call him that.
452
00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:19,713
What is up with you, Maddy?
453
00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:21,816
Taking selfies with this loser
454
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,050
and not returning my texts?
455
00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:25,135
I almost got desperate
and used my phone...
456
00:22:26,344 --> 00:22:27,429
as a phone...
457
00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:29,097
to like actually call you.
458
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,380
What are you looking at, Stuffs?
459
00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:35,645
My name is...
460
00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:40,233
You know what?
461
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:42,393
Forget everything I just said.
462
00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:44,029
I'm in.
463
00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:52,287
Principal Statszill here.
464
00:22:53,371 --> 00:22:55,808
Another inspiring day
comes to a close,
465
00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:58,061
here at Charles Adams High.
466
00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,085
Whoo!
467
00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:01,129
I've been fielding
complaints from the juniors
468
00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:03,924
about the amount of time I spend
discussing the senior prom.
469
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:05,550
I say...
470
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:07,094
Get a senior to take you.
471
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:09,679
It's only statutory
if you get caught.
472
00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:12,974
Oh, and finals are right
around the corner.
473
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,226
So, uh...
474
00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:16,812
Study, I guess.
475
00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:31,493
Stay away from me.
476
00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:35,515
I came to pee and you were
an unfortunate byproduct.
477
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:36,581
So gladly.
478
00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:38,290
Marissa, wait.
479
00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:43,337
Yes?
480
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:46,258
How long has it been going
on between you and Kane?
481
00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:49,403
Depends.
482
00:23:49,427 --> 00:23:51,513
Does sending him nudes
count as the beginning?
483
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:52,931
Wow.
484
00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:54,599
Typical Marissa. Yes, yes, yes.
485
00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:58,436
Typical whore Marissa.
486
00:23:58,854 --> 00:23:59,854
Way to slut shame.
487
00:23:59,896 --> 00:24:01,148
He was my boyfriend.
488
00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:03,233
And you were supposed
to be my best friend.
489
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,235
We may be the M&Ms,
490
00:24:05,443 --> 00:24:07,320
but everyone knows
it's all about Maddy.
491
00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:09,990
And her hairstyles, and her
Instagram, and her boyfriend.
492
00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:12,033
None of that is my fault.
493
00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:14,428
What about giving me
an eating disorder
494
00:24:14,452 --> 00:24:16,264
by yelling, "Delete it. Fat."
495
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,141
any time I post a bikini
pic on Instagram?
496
00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:19,600
I was trying to be helpful.
497
00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:21,477
And never tagging me
in any pics of us,
498
00:24:21,501 --> 00:24:23,271
claiming you'll never
do that for anyone,
499
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,856
just so you'll get
more followers.
500
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,859
And then you go and tag Tighty
501
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:29,652
Oh, enough with
the abbreviating.
502
00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:31,821
Tagging you on Instagram and
hooking up with my boyfriend
503
00:24:31,845 --> 00:24:33,447
are not even in the
same universe.
504
00:24:33,471 --> 00:24:36,511
The BF you wouldn't even have if it
weren't for me. Stop abbreviating! You...
505
00:24:38,518 --> 00:24:39,453
Wait, what?
506
00:24:39,477 --> 00:24:42,123
The only reason Kane was in
the gym during cheer practice
507
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:44,584
and saved you from that
basket toss gone awry,
508
00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:46,443
was because I texted him.
509
00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:49,321
Then with fate's cruel twist,
you landed in his arms.
510
00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:50,947
Your perfect meeting
511
00:24:51,114 --> 00:24:52,574
was an accident.
512
00:24:52,699 --> 00:24:55,911
Not some Disney princess
destiny bullshit.
513
00:24:57,454 --> 00:24:59,915
So why are you doing this now?
514
00:25:00,373 --> 00:25:02,500
Easy. Prom.
515
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,938
I know how much being
crowned queen means to you.
516
00:25:05,962 --> 00:25:07,672
Which only makes
me want it more.
517
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:11,843
And being with Kane
equals prom queen, pidge.
518
00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:14,512
Now just reflect
519
00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:16,932
and listen to my
urine hit the water.
520
00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:27,108
I reflected.
521
00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:28,735
My whole life has been a lie.
522
00:25:29,527 --> 00:25:31,112
Excuse me!
523
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,742
Ready to do this, Dadner?
524
00:25:36,451 --> 00:25:37,744
Hell, yeah.
525
00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:44,018
♪ I feel the fire ♪
526
00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:46,419
♪ And it's gonna be down All
the way to the basement ♪
527
00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:49,951
♪ I'm missing a piece Of my beating heart
♪ ♪ And I need something To replace it ♪
528
00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:54,719
Thirty-nine more. Here we go.
529
00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:58,532
♪ You got just what I need ♪
530
00:25:58,556 --> 00:26:00,676
♪ You're where I gotta be ♪
♪ I just can't stay away ♪
531
00:26:02,852 --> 00:26:04,646
♪ Baby girl can't stay away ♪
532
00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:07,708
♪ Baby, I'm just
like An addict ♪
533
00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:10,419
♪ You're becoming A
favorite habit ♪
534
00:26:10,443 --> 00:26:12,028
♪ I just can't stay away ♪
535
00:26:12,195 --> 00:26:14,322
♪ Baby girl can't stay away ♪
536
00:26:14,781 --> 00:26:17,158
♪ Oh, baby, I'm just
like An addict ♪
537
00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:20,045
♪ You're becoming A favorite habit ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
538
00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:24,541
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
539
00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:26,626
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
540
00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:29,004
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
541
00:26:29,462 --> 00:26:31,423
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
542
00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:33,591
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
543
00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:36,928
Yeah, we're gonna need more
people to pull this off.
544
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,097
Who would wanna help us?
545
00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:42,183
Every kid you and your
ex-friends ever made fun of.
546
00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:09,812
What's up, big guy?
547
00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:11,046
Not today, you guys.
548
00:27:11,212 --> 00:27:13,149
I got you a pulled
pork sandwich.
549
00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:14,400
No, that's...
550
00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:15,860
You're not gonna believe
what I got for you.
551
00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:17,010
A little hot dog.
552
00:27:17,635 --> 00:27:18,904
My mom packed you a necklace.
553
00:27:18,928 --> 00:27:20,114
- Wait, no. Please...
- Sausage links.
554
00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:21,657
Oh, look at that.
555
00:27:21,681 --> 00:27:23,409
Fresh ham, right out the deli.
556
00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:24,577
Hanks are non-kosher, okay.
557
00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:25,643
How about this one?
558
00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:26,769
Oh!
559
00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:30,249
Could you pick that
up for me, please?
560
00:27:30,273 --> 00:27:31,500
I can't move without
it on my head.
561
00:27:31,524 --> 00:27:34,295
You guys are killing me right now.
Just...
562
00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:35,653
I have to get to class.
563
00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:37,840
Shut up, Strings.
564
00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:39,074
It's called a tzitzit.
565
00:27:39,282 --> 00:27:40,742
Yeah, whatever, Strings.
566
00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:43,161
Strings, Strings, Strings,
567
00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:45,121
Strings, Strings, Strings,
568
00:27:45,246 --> 00:27:47,123
Strings, Strings, Strings...
569
00:28:09,813 --> 00:28:10,956
OMG.
570
00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:12,166
You're so sweaty.
571
00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:14,960
It's like your body is
literally crying for help.
572
00:28:14,984 --> 00:28:17,278
I can't believe
you're talking to me.
573
00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:19,799
Not kidding, but the
sweat stain on your back
574
00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:22,492
literally looks like the
United States of America.
575
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:25,537
I'm posting this.
576
00:28:26,329 --> 00:28:28,557
Sweat that makes up
stains in an abnormal way
577
00:28:28,581 --> 00:28:30,083
is seriously gross.
578
00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:35,087
Ew.
579
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,548
You look like a swamp.
580
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,317
Did you jump in the pool?
581
00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:39,509
It's not my fault!
582
00:28:39,926 --> 00:28:41,261
I have a glandular issue.
583
00:28:58,695 --> 00:29:00,280
"Boo Radley was an outsider.
584
00:29:00,488 --> 00:29:02,657
A recluse who never left
his house, thanks to..."
585
00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:05,428
"The terrible rumors
spread about him..."
586
00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:06,721
those titties.
587
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,425
Those were supposed to
be for my boyfriend!
588
00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:10,206
Please stop spreading
them around.
589
00:29:14,043 --> 00:29:15,503
You shared it with them?
590
00:29:19,799 --> 00:29:21,009
Whatever.
591
00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:23,293
You shouldn't have trusted me.
592
00:29:23,511 --> 00:29:25,805
Tig, Tig, Tig, Tig!
593
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,558
Tig, Tig, Tig, Tig!
594
00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:30,828
Tig, Tig, Tig, Tig!
595
00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:32,997
Tig, Tig, Tig, Tig!
596
00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:35,023
Tig, Tig, Tig, Tig!
597
00:29:35,815 --> 00:29:37,901
High school is the
God damn worst.
598
00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:58,898
Who here did the reading,
599
00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:01,591
and knows the difference
between DNA and RNA?
600
00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:04,093
Emile?
601
00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:05,678
The difference is...
602
00:30:07,013 --> 00:30:08,056
Wait, I'm sorry, what
603
00:30:09,682 --> 00:30:11,142
The difference is...
604
00:30:12,268 --> 00:30:13,269
Anyone else?
605
00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:15,188
Yes, Achiva?
606
00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:16,981
The difference is...
607
00:30:17,106 --> 00:30:18,525
He sounds like a sick parrot.
608
00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:20,628
Squawk, squawk, little bird.
609
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:21,861
He's such a nerd!
610
00:30:40,296 --> 00:30:43,007
I'll never speak again.
611
00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:42,275
-Whoo!
612
00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:51,451
Legals! Legals! Legals!
613
00:32:24,901 --> 00:32:27,320
Okay, here's the sich, people,
614
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:29,364
we are going to destroy prom
615
00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:31,783
for all the a-holes who
destroyed high school for us.
616
00:32:31,991 --> 00:32:34,744
Seriously, who cares
about the stupid prom?
617
00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:36,555
Pretty much everyone at school,
618
00:32:36,579 --> 00:32:37,789
except for us.
619
00:32:37,997 --> 00:32:39,374
How do we know that
this isn't some
620
00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:41,250
cruel game that she is playing
621
00:32:41,417 --> 00:32:42,961
to humiliate us later, huh?
622
00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:45,371
I would never do that. So
we're just supposed to forget
623
00:32:45,713 --> 00:32:47,441
about all the pain your
people put us through
624
00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:48,633
and help you out?
625
00:32:48,841 --> 00:32:50,051
Yeah, no way.
626
00:32:50,343 --> 00:32:51,469
I'm out.
627
00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:56,116
Listen.
628
00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:58,101
Here's something I've
learned the hard way.
629
00:32:58,851 --> 00:33:01,163
Popularity is just some
ridiculous concept
630
00:33:01,187 --> 00:33:02,563
that ruins people's lives.
631
00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:05,108
Truth is, you're the lucky ones.
632
00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,568
I'm envious of all of you.
633
00:33:08,027 --> 00:33:09,404
An M&M is envious?
634
00:33:10,738 --> 00:33:12,031
-Yes.
635
00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:15,243
Despite being rejected, you all
have stayed true to yourselves.
636
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,705
I've always done everything
in my power to fit in.
637
00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:22,208
And I'll admit my reasons for
doing this are pathetic.
638
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:25,688
My popular boyfriend leaves me
for my popular best friend.
639
00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:26,838
Big deal, right?
640
00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:31,043
But it's not too late to
correct the errors of my ways.
641
00:33:32,927 --> 00:33:34,429
I don't deserve your trust.
642
00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:39,058
But I do wanna change things.
643
00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:44,063
Together we can
make a statement.
644
00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:47,108
So what do you say?
645
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:08,046
I have no idea how we all
understood that, but...
646
00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:11,090
Okay, we're in.
647
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:13,468
Yes!
648
00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:16,155
Okay, you guys.
649
00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:18,556
Maddy is like the Khaleesi and
Cole us King of the North.
650
00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:20,767
Then what does that make me?
651
00:34:20,933 --> 00:34:22,894
Brienne, the bad
ass lady knight?
652
00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:24,479
Eh, I'll take it.
653
00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:27,023
-Whoa.
654
00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:28,483
A popular person.
655
00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:31,027
It's okay, guys. He's one of us.
656
00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:33,362
Your text was
cryptic, City, but...
657
00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:35,615
Now I see.
658
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:36,967
See what?
659
00:34:36,991 --> 00:34:38,969
Just trying to find
a place to fit in.
660
00:34:38,993 --> 00:34:40,593
Apparently I'm too gay
for the straights,
661
00:34:40,703 --> 00:34:42,163
and too straight for the gays.
But...
662
00:34:43,289 --> 00:34:44,665
maybe with you, Cole.
663
00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:47,418
Somewhere I fit in.
664
00:34:47,543 --> 00:34:49,897
If you help us out, Cole will
blow you, no questions asked.
665
00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:51,106
I what?
666
00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:52,890
Unlike on the basketball
court, I shall pass.
667
00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,259
Sorry, buddy, no offense, but...
668
00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:57,303
you're just too fat for me.
669
00:34:57,428 --> 00:34:58,554
But I'm still in.
670
00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:00,055
What's the plan?
671
00:35:00,139 --> 00:35:02,558
We meet away from school,
my place tomorrow.
672
00:35:02,725 --> 00:35:03,976
And I...
673
00:35:05,978 --> 00:35:09,178
Sorry, I just wanted the last word. Maddy
Dadner, report to the principal's office.
674
00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:13,236
Maddy Dadner,
principal's office.
675
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,168
Oh! Madeline Dadner.
676
00:35:29,669 --> 00:35:31,045
Oh, Maddy!
677
00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:33,381
Maddy, Maddy! Oh!
678
00:35:33,589 --> 00:35:35,299
Maddy, the model student!
679
00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:37,426
Maddy Miss Popular.
680
00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:43,641
Maddy. Maddy, who reminds
me so much of myself.
681
00:35:44,475 --> 00:35:45,475
Why am I here?
682
00:35:45,643 --> 00:35:46,894
Because of this.
683
00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:51,023
I'm not sure I follow.
684
00:35:51,190 --> 00:35:53,234
That is a picture of
you and Cole Reed.
685
00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:55,379
So?
686
00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:57,196
Cole Reed is...
687
00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:58,530
weird.
688
00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:01,617
Okay? He's always drawing.
689
00:36:01,742 --> 00:36:04,245
Looking like he belongs in a
hipster version of iCarly.
690
00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:06,956
I mean, he doesn't even
belong to a clique.
691
00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:10,084
Are you trying to tell me who I
can and can't be friends with?
692
00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:11,627
Oh, Maddy.
693
00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:14,547
I just don't want you
squandering your reputation
694
00:36:14,755 --> 00:36:15,899
here at the finish line.
695
00:36:15,923 --> 00:36:16,924
What do you mean?
696
00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:20,720
High school sets
the tone for life.
697
00:36:21,345 --> 00:36:22,281
All right?
698
00:36:22,305 --> 00:36:24,557
Look at me. Honor
Society, yearbook,
699
00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:27,977
and the only freshman ever to
be elected class president.
700
00:36:28,102 --> 00:36:30,688
And captain of the cheer squad.
Whoo!
701
00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:34,567
And where did that lead me
702
00:36:35,067 --> 00:36:38,213
To becoming the youngest
high school principal
703
00:36:38,237 --> 00:36:39,423
in the history of the state,
704
00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:40,781
right back where it all began,
705
00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:42,533
here at Charles Adams High.
706
00:36:42,992 --> 00:36:44,076
Whoo!
707
00:36:45,244 --> 00:36:47,538
I don't get how this has
anything to do with me.
708
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:49,498
The point is...
709
00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:54,337
I didn't throw it all
away in the last minute
710
00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:55,796
by hanging out with...
711
00:36:56,547 --> 00:36:57,673
Well...
712
00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:00,091
Those people.
713
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:01,886
And what do you mean
by "those people"?
714
00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:03,576
Oh, you know what I mean.
Not really.
715
00:37:04,972 --> 00:37:06,390
Oh, come on, girl.
716
00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:08,434
You're a smart cookie.
717
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:10,394
Yeah, and I don't get it.
718
00:37:10,603 --> 00:37:11,603
The losers!
719
00:37:11,979 --> 00:37:13,856
Don't hang out with the losers.
720
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:17,100
Just looking out for you, hon.
721
00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:18,694
By calling my friends losers
722
00:37:18,819 --> 00:37:20,238
and printing out
my Instagram feed?
723
00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:22,365
I don't even know
how to do that.
724
00:37:22,573 --> 00:37:23,693
Oh, there's an app for that.
725
00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:25,618
Why are you even
on my Instagram?
726
00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:27,078
Oh, honey...
727
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,122
If you think the entire faculty
728
00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:32,041
isn't following their
students online...
729
00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:33,876
then you're cray cray.
730
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:36,188
Wow.
731
00:37:36,212 --> 00:37:38,089
Think about what I said, okay?
732
00:37:38,214 --> 00:37:39,423
Selfie time
733
00:37:40,549 --> 00:37:41,592
Maddy?
734
00:37:41,759 --> 00:37:42,736
Maddy!
735
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,178
Oh, this lighting is great.
Maddy!
736
00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:46,013
Maddy, Maddy, Maddy.
Turn around.
737
00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:47,556
Turn around.
738
00:37:47,890 --> 00:37:48,933
Oh, Maddy!
739
00:37:53,729 --> 00:37:54,939
So when can I read it?
740
00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:58,234
When it's good enough.
741
00:37:58,651 --> 00:37:59,777
Which may be never.
742
00:38:02,321 --> 00:38:03,864
You're so talented.
743
00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:07,118
Any art school would be
crazy not to take you.
744
00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:10,621
So, yeah.
745
00:38:11,789 --> 00:38:12,832
You're in my room.
746
00:38:13,582 --> 00:38:14,792
So I am.
747
00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:17,086
Oh, it's no big deal.
748
00:38:17,253 --> 00:38:18,379
Not a big deal at all.
749
00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:20,673
No. I don't really
think it's a big deal.
750
00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:25,177
So, what did Statszill say?
751
00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:28,782
Oh, just enough for me to know
752
00:38:28,806 --> 00:38:30,575
that I'm 100% doing
the right thing
753
00:38:30,599 --> 00:38:31,767
in ruining the prom.
754
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,229
You are doing the right thing.
755
00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:38,983
Oh, well... We are.
756
00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:41,235
Together.
757
00:38:46,824 --> 00:38:47,824
Listen, Cole...
758
00:38:48,868 --> 00:38:50,679
I'm sorry about everything
that's happened
759
00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:52,063
since the first day
of high school.
760
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:53,849
We've been over this before.
It's fine.
761
00:38:53,873 --> 00:38:54,873
- No.
- Really.
762
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:56,959
No, it's really not.
763
00:39:00,963 --> 00:39:02,923
We used to hang out
in here all the time.
764
00:39:06,802 --> 00:39:08,697
And I used to sit right here,
765
00:39:08,721 --> 00:39:10,032
just like this.
766
00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:11,533
Jesus! How many hours
do you think we spent
767
00:39:11,557 --> 00:39:12,683
playing Pokemon in here?
768
00:39:13,309 --> 00:39:14,477
Like a million.
769
00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:18,731
And we talked about how crazy
it would be when we turned 16
770
00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:19,940
and were able to drive.
771
00:39:23,069 --> 00:39:25,279
Prom wasn't even on
our radar back then.
772
00:39:31,410 --> 00:39:32,620
Cole...
773
00:39:33,287 --> 00:39:34,330
I have to be honest.
774
00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:36,624
Yeah.
775
00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:39,627
I used to think about
prom even back then.
776
00:39:42,088 --> 00:39:44,382
Wait, are you having second
thoughts about our plan?
777
00:39:46,634 --> 00:39:48,677
I guess I'm just saying...
778
00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:51,180
as much as I wanna
go through with it,
779
00:39:51,305 --> 00:39:53,682
I think part of me just
wishes I could go to prom.
780
00:39:54,975 --> 00:39:56,394
Does that make me a hypocrite?
781
00:39:58,229 --> 00:39:59,373
Not really.
782
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,607
I think to some degree
we all kinda want to go.
783
00:40:02,566 --> 00:40:03,901
Society, right?
784
00:40:06,195 --> 00:40:07,172
Good.
785
00:40:07,196 --> 00:40:08,406
At least I'm not alone.
786
00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:11,575
What do you say we kick
it old school style?
787
00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:14,078
How so?
788
00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:17,415
Like eat microwave popcorn,
789
00:40:17,790 --> 00:40:18,958
watch some TV?
790
00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:21,961
You said Brotherhood
was good, right?
791
00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:24,463
-Yeah.
792
00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:29,718
So the beginning is almost exactly
the same as the original Fullmetal.
793
00:40:29,969 --> 00:40:30,946
- Okay.
- But, uh...
794
00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:33,448
then it takes this huge turn...
795
00:40:33,472 --> 00:40:34,598
Ooh.
796
00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:35,975
Suspenseful.
797
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:37,601
You remember it, right?
798
00:40:38,602 --> 00:40:39,602
Refresh my memory.
799
00:40:40,229 --> 00:40:41,647
Gotcha. Okay, here we go.
800
00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:45,276
Edward and Alphonse
Elric, brothers.
801
00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:47,653
Alchemists.
802
00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:49,447
They got transmutation
circle thing.
803
00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:50,757
They're trying to
bring their mom back.
804
00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:51,842
It all goes wrong.
805
00:40:51,866 --> 00:40:53,200
Alphonse loses his body.
806
00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:54,952
Edward loses his leg...
807
00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:38,597
Hey, baby.
808
00:41:38,621 --> 00:41:40,056
- Not now.
- WTF.
809
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,766
Come on, Kane, let's
give everyone a show.
810
00:41:41,790 --> 00:41:43,292
Jesus! Would you stop it!
811
00:41:44,126 --> 00:41:45,020
What's your damage?
812
00:41:45,044 --> 00:41:46,284
This was a mistake. We're done.
813
00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:48,672
What?
814
00:41:50,716 --> 00:41:52,968
Did you see who Maddy
was going to prom with?
815
00:41:53,093 --> 00:41:54,678
Oh, my God. He's totes hot.
816
00:41:54,803 --> 00:41:57,199
I'm totally voting for them
as prom king and queen.
817
00:41:57,223 --> 00:41:58,366
Me, too.
818
00:41:58,390 --> 00:42:00,976
I dind't see it until now,
but I totally shifted.
819
00:42:16,909 --> 00:42:17,993
No lunch today?
820
00:42:18,327 --> 00:42:19,870
Nothing here's kosher.
821
00:42:20,287 --> 00:42:22,373
Wait, you're Jewish, too?
822
00:42:23,082 --> 00:42:24,476
You don't look like it.
823
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:26,019
On my mom's side.
824
00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:27,628
My dad's a struggling Buddhist.
825
00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:30,047
Mm. Interesting.
826
00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:32,007
But, shomer negiah...
827
00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:33,717
What's all the hollering about?
828
00:42:34,134 --> 00:42:35,135
Um...
829
00:42:36,178 --> 00:42:37,513
I can't touch a girl
830
00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:39,557
even the slightest bit, so...
831
00:42:40,099 --> 00:42:41,350
Unless you're my wife...
832
00:42:41,850 --> 00:42:42,850
we can't.
833
00:42:44,979 --> 00:42:45,980
Oh, no.
834
00:42:47,731 --> 00:42:48,774
I didn't mean...
835
00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:50,693
Well... Never mind.
836
00:42:53,821 --> 00:42:55,906
Oh, how exciting.
837
00:42:56,282 --> 00:42:58,242
Prom king and queen,
right beside us.
838
00:42:59,285 --> 00:43:02,037
Shouldn't we be excited that we're
all technically going to prom now?
839
00:43:03,497 --> 00:43:04,891
Wait. Guys, hold on.
840
00:43:04,915 --> 00:43:06,075
I wanna document this moment.
841
00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:08,669
I'm gonna take a selfie
and tag all of you in it.
842
00:43:08,794 --> 00:43:09,794
Cool!
843
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:15,700
- Sweet.
- Got it. Hold on. Hold on.
844
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:19,221
We have to take at least 40 or 50
to make sure we all look good.
845
00:43:38,324 --> 00:43:39,342
Hey, Tighty.
846
00:43:39,366 --> 00:43:41,720
Calling me that is not gonna help
you get whatever you want from me.
847
00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:42,828
But I got your attention.
848
00:43:42,953 --> 00:43:45,432
You didn't get my attention as much
as you shoved me a locked closet.
849
00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:46,957
Yeah, but you didn't fight back.
850
00:43:47,207 --> 00:43:49,043
Marissa, what do you want?
851
00:43:49,376 --> 00:43:51,211
You, me, prom.
852
00:43:51,545 --> 00:43:53,985
I'm already going with Maddy.
Ditch tat pidge and come with me.
853
00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:56,299
Are you high?
854
00:43:56,383 --> 00:43:58,528
A little. But that doesn't
mean I don't mean what I say.
855
00:43:58,552 --> 00:43:59,845
Why do you wanna go with me?
856
00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:01,472
Your profile is on the up,
857
00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:03,390
and Kane's is on the down.
858
00:44:03,724 --> 00:44:06,226
If I go with you, prom
queen could be mine.
859
00:44:06,518 --> 00:44:08,413
What makes you think I
would ever go with you
860
00:44:08,437 --> 00:44:09,563
after what you did to Maddy?
861
00:44:09,688 --> 00:44:12,608
You're an idiot if you think she's
actually going to end up going with you.
862
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:15,611
Kane wants her back and
Kane gets what he wants.
863
00:44:15,736 --> 00:44:17,964
She'll abandon you and your
loser friends in a heartbeat.
864
00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:19,174
You don't know her like I do.
865
00:44:19,198 --> 00:44:20,616
I think it's the
other way around.
866
00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:23,994
Besides, she just wants
to go as friends.
867
00:44:24,244 --> 00:44:25,722
On the other hand,
868
00:44:25,746 --> 00:44:27,247
if you go with me,
869
00:44:27,539 --> 00:44:30,959
I'll make it very
worth your while.
870
00:44:32,544 --> 00:44:34,922
Let me take off those
tighty whiteys.
871
00:44:35,130 --> 00:44:36,024
Mm.
872
00:44:36,048 --> 00:44:37,257
Yeah, no.
873
00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:38,276
Wait, which one?
874
00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:39,718
You said yes, and
then you said no.
875
00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:41,178
It's gonna be a pass.
876
00:44:41,303 --> 00:44:43,222
"Pass" You can't just pass.
877
00:44:43,472 --> 00:44:44,598
Or shoot the ball, whatever.
878
00:44:45,349 --> 00:44:47,429
You're not really good with
sports metaphors, are you?
879
00:44:47,476 --> 00:44:48,644
Not really.
880
00:44:59,488 --> 00:45:01,048
Hey, City, wait up.
What is it, Dadner?
881
00:45:03,617 --> 00:45:05,452
Well, I thought we could
have some girl time.
882
00:45:06,412 --> 00:45:07,538
You're shitting me.
883
00:45:07,913 --> 00:45:09,623
What, you don't do girl time?
884
00:45:10,207 --> 00:45:11,875
Somewhere in there
I know you do.
885
00:45:13,293 --> 00:45:14,837
Oh, great.
886
00:45:15,671 --> 00:45:16,815
Hey, Maddy.
887
00:45:16,839 --> 00:45:17,857
What's up, Stuffs?
888
00:45:17,881 --> 00:45:18,942
My name is Stufts.
889
00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:21,260
It's Stufts, not Stuffs.
890
00:45:22,344 --> 00:45:24,012
And I've nothing
more to say to you.
891
00:45:26,223 --> 00:45:28,225
You really don't wanna
go to prom with me?
892
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:29,935
Not even slightly.
893
00:45:32,521 --> 00:45:33,761
Why don't you wanna go with me?
894
00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:35,607
Are you dense?
895
00:45:35,816 --> 00:45:37,651
Because you cheated on
me with my best friend.
896
00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:40,237
It was a mistake, baby.
897
00:45:40,362 --> 00:45:41,864
And now that you're
with Tighty...
898
00:45:42,698 --> 00:45:43,633
I mean Cole.
899
00:45:43,657 --> 00:45:46,469
I realize that I can't stand to throw
away our relationship like this.
900
00:45:46,493 --> 00:45:47,679
Maybe you should
have thought of that
901
00:45:47,703 --> 00:45:50,205
before you had your tongue
hanging out of Marissa's nose.
902
00:45:50,330 --> 00:45:51,457
She sent you that pic?
903
00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:55,627
Never mind. Uh, look.
904
00:45:55,752 --> 00:45:57,063
I fucked up.
905
00:45:57,087 --> 00:45:59,315
All right? And I don't expect
things to go back to normal.
906
00:45:59,339 --> 00:46:01,341
But we have talked
about prom for years.
907
00:46:01,467 --> 00:46:02,801
We have to go together.
908
00:46:03,385 --> 00:46:05,095
Just because you apologize
909
00:46:06,472 --> 00:46:07,848
doesn't mean you
get what you want.
910
00:46:09,057 --> 00:46:10,434
Madeline.
911
00:46:13,812 --> 00:46:15,063
I'm sorry.
912
00:46:17,024 --> 00:46:18,317
All right? Truly.
913
00:46:19,568 --> 00:46:21,004
But please don't let
a single mistake
914
00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:22,654
rob us of our final
memories together.
915
00:46:25,199 --> 00:46:26,492
At the very least
916
00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:28,303
don't embarrass yourself
by making new ones
917
00:46:28,327 --> 00:46:29,367
with the losers at school.
918
00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:34,541
Nice speech.
919
00:46:35,125 --> 00:46:37,127
You know, to some of us,
920
00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:39,046
you're the loser.
921
00:46:43,342 --> 00:46:45,445
You know, maybe if I'd kept
dating Stufts all these years,
922
00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:46,887
she'd be less of an emo asshole.
923
00:46:47,012 --> 00:46:48,138
I'm not emo.
924
00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:52,601
Come on, let's go hang out
with Cole and the others.
925
00:46:52,976 --> 00:46:54,144
Wait.
926
00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:56,355
You and Kane?
927
00:46:56,980 --> 00:46:58,420
Oh, come on, you knew.
No, I didn't.
928
00:46:59,858 --> 00:47:01,193
You're the one he left for me.
929
00:47:01,610 --> 00:47:03,546
Yes, technically, but...
930
00:47:03,570 --> 00:47:05,072
seeing as I don't really care,
931
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,241
at all, just drop it, okay?
932
00:47:07,449 --> 00:47:09,093
So when Marissa said she got
933
00:47:09,117 --> 00:47:11,078
some girl out of the
way, that was you?
934
00:47:11,578 --> 00:47:13,247
-Yes, how do you...
935
00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:14,807
not know this?
936
00:47:14,831 --> 00:47:16,726
I mean, you're best friends
with all of the people
937
00:47:16,750 --> 00:47:18,478
who hate me and call me Stuffs.
938
00:47:18,502 --> 00:47:19,878
I never took part in it.
939
00:47:20,921 --> 00:47:22,774
I don't even know why they
call you that. Tell me.
940
00:47:22,798 --> 00:47:23,798
Fine.
941
00:47:26,009 --> 00:47:27,529
All of the boys have
been talking about
942
00:47:34,768 --> 00:47:36,248
which one of us has
the biggest chest.
943
00:47:36,645 --> 00:47:38,373
That is so judgmental.
944
00:47:38,397 --> 00:47:40,107
Like we can control our bodies.
945
00:47:40,857 --> 00:47:43,068
I've been stuffing
for, like, two weeks.
946
00:47:43,944 --> 00:47:45,320
I'm getting so much attention.
947
00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:46,572
Stuffing?
948
00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:47,948
Toilet paper in my bra.
949
00:47:48,073 --> 00:47:49,157
It totally sells.
950
00:47:49,908 --> 00:47:51,243
Kane even talked to me today.
951
00:47:52,077 --> 00:47:53,287
OMG.
952
00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:54,997
Wait, but isn't he
dating someone?
953
00:47:55,205 --> 00:47:56,957
Yeah, but she's a
total Aunt Jemima.
954
00:47:57,958 --> 00:47:58,958
You mean she's black?
955
00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:01,169
No. She's just
flat as a pancake.
956
00:48:02,379 --> 00:48:04,464
He'll lose interest soon enough.
957
00:48:13,098 --> 00:48:14,266
Hey, Kane.
958
00:48:14,391 --> 00:48:16,184
Hey, there's my girl.
959
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,228
I'm gonna go get more fries.
960
00:48:21,356 --> 00:48:23,317
Oh, I'm so sorry!
961
00:48:23,442 --> 00:48:24,693
Oh!
962
00:48:25,402 --> 00:48:26,528
Wow.
963
00:48:27,487 --> 00:48:28,989
-Wait, wait, you...
964
00:48:29,114 --> 00:48:30,324
What are you doing?
965
00:48:37,289 --> 00:48:38,289
Hey, wait.
966
00:48:39,249 --> 00:48:40,250
No.
967
00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:43,295
And Stuffs was born.
968
00:48:43,795 --> 00:48:45,922
All because I wanted
Kane to like me.
969
00:48:47,841 --> 00:48:49,259
And then he ended up with me.
970
00:48:50,218 --> 00:48:51,303
You know, it's funny.
971
00:48:51,928 --> 00:48:54,681
I might have become you
had that not happened.
972
00:48:57,392 --> 00:48:58,727
Maybe it's better you didn't.
973
00:48:59,353 --> 00:49:00,479
"Maybe"? I'd say definitely.
974
00:49:03,982 --> 00:49:05,734
Come on, Dadner. Let's go.
975
00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:14,451
All right, so TJ and Emile,
you get above this stage,
976
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:17,120
and that is our grand finale.
977
00:49:17,746 --> 00:49:19,122
Just one small issue.
978
00:49:19,498 --> 00:49:20,558
It's Shabbos tomorrow,
979
00:49:20,582 --> 00:49:22,626
so I can't do anything
involving electricity.
980
00:49:23,877 --> 00:49:25,504
Or using the phone.
981
00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:26,796
Or money.
982
00:49:27,047 --> 00:49:28,090
Until after sundown.
983
00:49:28,548 --> 00:49:29,692
Don't worry, I'll
come to your house
984
00:49:29,716 --> 00:49:31,426
and take care of the
dirty work for you.
985
00:49:33,887 --> 00:49:35,097
Okay.
986
00:49:36,014 --> 00:49:37,075
Sounds great.
987
00:49:37,099 --> 00:49:38,975
Perfect. It looks like
we're good to go.
988
00:49:39,518 --> 00:49:40,560
- Yes.
- Cool.
989
00:49:51,738 --> 00:49:52,906
What was that?
990
00:49:53,448 --> 00:49:55,409
- Nothing.
- Okay, now I have to see.
991
00:49:57,411 --> 00:49:58,680
Yep, he's right. Nothing.
992
00:49:58,704 --> 00:50:00,414
Well, now I have to see.
993
00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:03,541
Oh.
994
00:50:03,625 --> 00:50:04,835
Well, now we have to see.
995
00:50:05,252 --> 00:50:06,253
What is it?
996
00:50:07,629 --> 00:50:08,629
Marissa pics.
997
00:50:08,672 --> 00:50:10,048
Oh, let me see that.
998
00:50:11,758 --> 00:50:14,612
It's for the scandal, not
the girl parts. Gross.
999
00:50:14,636 --> 00:50:15,804
Just chill, guys, okay?
1000
00:50:15,929 --> 00:50:17,929
She's just trying to get
me to go to prom with her.
1001
00:50:20,517 --> 00:50:21,560
This is perfect.
1002
00:50:22,185 --> 00:50:23,185
Beyond.
1003
00:50:25,355 --> 00:50:27,023
All right, um, fill me in.
1004
00:50:28,150 --> 00:50:29,151
You have to take her.
1005
00:50:30,152 --> 00:50:31,337
Wait, what?
1006
00:50:31,361 --> 00:50:33,488
Oh, I get it. Hmm.
1007
00:50:34,156 --> 00:50:36,158
All right. Somebody
just clue me in here.
1008
00:50:37,242 --> 00:50:38,594
If she goes with you,
1009
00:50:38,618 --> 00:50:40,847
then we can set her up and ensure
everything we have planned
1010
00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:42,164
she gets the worst of.
1011
00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:45,643
What's this?
1012
00:50:45,667 --> 00:50:46,769
Yes.
1013
00:50:46,793 --> 00:50:48,295
My son having a party?
1014
00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:52,340
Why in God's name would anyone
wanna come to a party he throws?
1015
00:50:53,008 --> 00:50:54,843
Oh, 'cause they're all freaks.
1016
00:50:57,012 --> 00:50:58,889
But Maddy is here.
1017
00:51:01,349 --> 00:51:02,601
We were just finishing up.
1018
00:51:02,726 --> 00:51:04,811
Oh, I'm so sorry you
guys are leaving.
1019
00:51:06,438 --> 00:51:08,064
You know, Maddy, if
you wanna hang out,
1020
00:51:08,482 --> 00:51:10,001
I'll totally get you guys beers.
1021
00:51:10,025 --> 00:51:11,505
But you can't tell
your parents, okay?
1022
00:51:11,651 --> 00:51:13,028
Okay, huh?
1023
00:51:13,403 --> 00:51:14,613
Huh?
1024
00:51:15,113 --> 00:51:16,198
Goodbye, Dad.
1025
00:51:17,115 --> 00:51:18,283
Okay.
1026
00:51:21,328 --> 00:51:22,829
Dude, when your balls drop...
1027
00:51:27,417 --> 00:51:29,169
All right. Well, on that note...
1028
00:51:29,628 --> 00:51:31,022
let's call it a night.
1029
00:51:31,046 --> 00:51:32,422
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1030
00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:34,925
We'll see you guys later.
1031
00:51:35,091 --> 00:51:36,091
Bye.
1032
00:51:42,557 --> 00:51:43,767
Hey.
1033
00:51:45,727 --> 00:51:47,646
Ah... I thought you took off.
1034
00:51:48,688 --> 00:51:49,688
Well, I tried,
1035
00:51:49,773 --> 00:51:52,526
but your dad insisted on showing
me his school yearbooks.
1036
00:51:53,777 --> 00:51:54,945
All four years.
1037
00:51:56,780 --> 00:51:58,073
Ah, I'm so sorry.
1038
00:51:58,865 --> 00:52:00,575
Nobody should have to
endure that alone.
1039
00:52:02,661 --> 00:52:04,704
Hey, you're really incredible
in leading us all.
1040
00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:08,458
More like you. It
was all your idea.
1041
00:52:09,042 --> 00:52:10,168
I'm no leader.
1042
00:52:10,460 --> 00:52:11,545
Well, I think you are.
1043
00:52:14,297 --> 00:52:16,497
So, are you sure you want me
to take Marissa to the prom?
1044
00:52:20,095 --> 00:52:21,638
I know it sounds mean,
1045
00:52:22,472 --> 00:52:23,807
but, yeah.
1046
00:52:24,307 --> 00:52:25,368
I mean, she deserves it,
1047
00:52:25,392 --> 00:52:27,269
and now that Kane's
not gonna take her,
1048
00:52:27,435 --> 00:52:28,955
we need to ensure
that she shows up.
1049
00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:30,146
Yeah.
1050
00:52:30,939 --> 00:52:32,649
I was just kind of...
1051
00:52:33,650 --> 00:52:35,318
really looking forward
to going with you.
1052
00:52:37,445 --> 00:52:38,464
Oh.
1053
00:52:38,488 --> 00:52:40,488
I mean, I know it would
just be as friends and all,
1054
00:52:40,824 --> 00:52:43,034
and possible crushes
and whatever, but...
1055
00:52:43,994 --> 00:52:45,680
even just getting to hang
out with you for the night,
1056
00:52:45,704 --> 00:52:47,080
that's just...
1057
00:52:52,419 --> 00:52:53,837
I'm... I'm sorry.
1058
00:52:54,004 --> 00:52:55,523
- It's okay. Really.
- I don't know what I'm doing.
1059
00:52:55,547 --> 00:52:56,590
It's fine.
1060
00:52:56,715 --> 00:52:57,924
I gotta go.
1061
00:52:58,049 --> 00:52:59,175
I'll call you tomorrow.
1062
00:53:00,677 --> 00:53:01,928
Yeah, tomorrow.
1063
00:53:23,074 --> 00:53:24,326
Are you all right, chicklet?
1064
00:53:24,659 --> 00:53:26,661
I'm fine, Mom. I'm fine.
1065
00:53:27,662 --> 00:53:29,974
Honey, I know you don't
always love our advice,
1066
00:53:29,998 --> 00:53:32,250
but you can try and talk to us.
1067
00:53:32,375 --> 00:53:33,877
And we can try not
to screw it up.
1068
00:53:36,087 --> 00:53:38,733
I feel like I'm on a
treadmill going way too fast
1069
00:53:38,757 --> 00:53:40,091
for me to possibly step off,
1070
00:53:40,216 --> 00:53:42,427
so I just keep going
faster and faster.
1071
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:44,220
Wait a minute, I
don't understand.
1072
00:53:44,346 --> 00:53:45,513
I thought you hated the gym.
1073
00:53:45,639 --> 00:53:46,657
No, Mom.
1074
00:53:46,681 --> 00:53:47,933
I'm talking about prom.
1075
00:53:48,058 --> 00:53:49,059
- Oh.
- Ah.
1076
00:53:49,184 --> 00:53:50,226
Wow, prom.
1077
00:53:50,393 --> 00:53:52,479
Metaphors are not
our cup of soup.
1078
00:53:53,146 --> 00:53:55,982
I don't get why I care
about it so much.
1079
00:53:56,566 --> 00:53:59,486
Because, missy, ever since
you were a little girl,
1080
00:53:59,611 --> 00:54:01,196
all you talked about was prom.
1081
00:54:01,571 --> 00:54:04,508
You would try on my dresses
and dance around in your room
1082
00:54:04,532 --> 00:54:06,284
with your little
Teddy Ruxpin doll.
1083
00:54:06,409 --> 00:54:07,386
So cute.
1084
00:54:07,410 --> 00:54:08,453
You were adorable
1085
00:54:08,787 --> 00:54:11,289
You even crowned your other
stuffed animals king and queen.
1086
00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:14,626
I hate to admit it, but I
want to be prom queen.
1087
00:54:15,377 --> 00:54:17,337
Even though it sounds
stupid and shallow.
1088
00:54:17,462 --> 00:54:18,856
It doesn't sound
stupid at all, honey.
1089
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:19,868
No.
1090
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:20,880
It's a little shallow,
but it's not stupid.
1091
00:54:21,299 --> 00:54:22,550
Most girls feel that way.
1092
00:54:23,218 --> 00:54:24,594
Did you wanna be prom queen?
1093
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:26,119
Of course I wanted
to be prom queen.
1094
00:54:26,221 --> 00:54:28,181
But I'm sorry. Nobody
was gonna put a crown
1095
00:54:28,348 --> 00:54:31,267
on Murphy Dadner's and
Christine Likinfelt's head.
1096
00:54:31,476 --> 00:54:32,476
Oh, come on.
1097
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:33,704
I know it's hard to believe,
1098
00:54:33,728 --> 00:54:35,790
because we're so cool now.
1099
00:54:35,814 --> 00:54:37,541
You know, it's kind of
bizarre to have a daughter
1100
00:54:37,565 --> 00:54:39,961
who's like the most
popular girl in school,
1101
00:54:39,985 --> 00:54:41,861
when we were thought
of as being so weird.
1102
00:54:43,238 --> 00:54:44,572
People still call us weird.
1103
00:54:45,198 --> 00:54:46,384
To our face.
1104
00:54:46,408 --> 00:54:47,701
You guys are weird!
1105
00:54:48,660 --> 00:54:49,637
See?
1106
00:54:49,661 --> 00:54:51,079
Well, what was your prom like?
1107
00:54:53,832 --> 00:54:55,476
Attention, everyone.
1108
00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:58,962
This is the moment we've
all been waiting for.
1109
00:54:59,504 --> 00:55:01,506
This is the crowning
of this year's
1110
00:55:02,298 --> 00:55:03,341
prom king and queen.
1111
00:55:03,883 --> 00:55:06,052
Murphy Dadner and
Christine Likinfelt.
1112
00:55:08,471 --> 00:55:09,764
Not!
1113
00:55:15,770 --> 00:55:17,873
I'm so sorry that
happened to you guys.
1114
00:55:17,897 --> 00:55:19,607
Ah, no pain no gain.
1115
00:55:20,316 --> 00:55:22,402
Listen, honey.
You're a good girl.
1116
00:55:22,569 --> 00:55:25,631
If going to prom and
being crowned prom queen
1117
00:55:25,655 --> 00:55:26,841
is gonna make you happy,
1118
00:55:26,865 --> 00:55:27,842
then we say go for it.
1119
00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:29,927
Go for it. - And don't you dare
1120
00:55:29,951 --> 00:55:31,595
worry about what anybody says,
1121
00:55:31,619 --> 00:55:32,972
or what anybody thinks.
1122
00:55:32,996 --> 00:55:34,122
You be you.
1123
00:55:35,832 --> 00:55:36,916
Okay.
1124
00:55:37,042 --> 00:55:39,687
- I love you.
- Aw, I love you, too.
1125
00:55:39,711 --> 00:55:40,855
Thank you.
1126
00:55:40,879 --> 00:55:42,255
You're welcome, chicken.
1127
00:55:43,923 --> 00:55:45,175
'Night, peanut.
1128
00:55:47,594 --> 00:55:49,530
I think this is the one
time we gave good advice.
1129
00:55:49,554 --> 00:55:51,699
Let's enjoy it, because it's
not about to happen again.
1130
00:55:51,723 --> 00:55:52,724
No, never.
1131
00:55:53,266 --> 00:55:54,493
You're killing me.
1132
00:55:54,517 --> 00:55:55,453
You're killing me!
1133
00:55:55,477 --> 00:55:57,580
You're taking bread out
of my children's mouth.
1134
00:55:57,604 --> 00:55:58,581
Get here. Look...
1135
00:55:58,605 --> 00:55:59,915
I don't care what...
Look at the...
1136
00:55:59,939 --> 00:56:01,149
Hey, Uncle Moish.
1137
00:56:02,442 --> 00:56:03,610
I'll call you back.
1138
00:56:04,152 --> 00:56:07,352
How much money would it take for you to
cancel all the limos for the prom tonight?
1139
00:56:08,323 --> 00:56:09,532
I'd never do that.
1140
00:56:10,158 --> 00:56:12,094
But what if I told you it
was for your nephew Efraim,
1141
00:56:12,118 --> 00:56:14,513
and he was willing to spend the rest
of his bar mitzvah money on it?
1142
00:56:14,537 --> 00:56:17,391
Listen, girl-who-uses-piercings-
to-get-attention,
1143
00:56:17,415 --> 00:56:20,126
How do I know you're really
here for my nephew Ephraim?
1144
00:57:46,838 --> 00:57:48,339
Hey, lover. When's
the limo coming?
1145
00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:50,550
Limo canceled. We're cabbing it.
1146
00:57:50,675 --> 00:57:52,844
I can't be seen coming from a...
1147
00:57:53,595 --> 00:57:54,762
I mean, okay.
1148
00:57:55,096 --> 00:57:56,764
Doesn't matter, as long
as we're together.
1149
00:57:56,973 --> 00:57:58,409
Prom's gonna be lit.
1150
00:57:58,433 --> 00:57:59,869
Maybe you could do that
thing on Instagram
1151
00:57:59,881 --> 00:58:01,328
where you're looking
at me with heart eyes.
1152
00:58:01,352 --> 00:58:02,352
Yeah, whatever.
1153
00:58:02,979 --> 00:58:04,415
No need to get riled.
1154
00:58:04,439 --> 00:58:06,375
I know you're upset Maddy
and Kane got back together,
1155
00:58:06,399 --> 00:58:08,680
but don't take it out on me.
I'm not upset about anything.
1156
00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:13,615
What did you say?
1157
00:58:13,865 --> 00:58:15,718
I know. Competish for sure.
1158
00:58:15,742 --> 00:58:18,471
But I think everyone feels
really bad for you,
1159
00:58:18,495 --> 00:58:20,455
so we still have a shot at
winning king and queen.
1160
00:58:23,416 --> 00:58:25,210
Hello! Earth to Cole.
1161
00:58:27,879 --> 00:58:31,758
Either way, you're so
gonna get laid tonight.
1162
00:58:40,850 --> 00:58:41,935
What the fuck!
1163
00:58:42,227 --> 00:58:43,228
Maddy!
1164
00:58:45,188 --> 00:58:46,439
Leave her alone, man.
1165
00:58:46,898 --> 00:58:48,358
Kane, don't. Just wait, please.
1166
00:58:49,817 --> 00:58:51,257
What are you doing?
Cole, calm down.
1167
00:58:51,736 --> 00:58:53,506
How could you do this to me?
To all of us?
1168
00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:54,882
- It's complicated.
- Try me!
1169
00:58:54,906 --> 00:58:57,426
It's all happening too fast. Did
last night mean nothing to you?
1170
00:58:58,076 --> 00:59:00,284
No. I just decided I'm not
gonna let petty revenge get in
1171
00:59:00,296 --> 00:59:02,516
the way of me having the prom
that I've always wanted.
1172
00:59:02,580 --> 00:59:05,500
Yeah, but with the guy that
ruined high school for me.
1173
00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:06,769
That guy!
1174
00:59:06,793 --> 00:59:08,586
I don't expect you
to understand.
1175
00:59:09,087 --> 00:59:11,357
I just wanna go to
prom with my boyfriend
1176
00:59:11,381 --> 00:59:13,359
to take pictures and enjoy the
last moment of high school
1177
00:59:13,383 --> 00:59:15,110
like any other normal kid.
1178
00:59:15,134 --> 00:59:17,238
Yeah, it's cliche,
but I don't care.
1179
00:59:17,262 --> 00:59:19,389
Everything about high
school is cliche.
1180
00:59:20,974 --> 00:59:23,935
Especially the part about the popular
girls being human garbage fires.
1181
00:59:27,814 --> 00:59:29,774
Look, I promise, this
is for the best.
1182
00:59:30,858 --> 00:59:32,151
Now you can go to your art show.
1183
00:59:34,487 --> 00:59:35,863
Look, I won't rat you guys out.
1184
00:59:36,906 --> 00:59:38,384
But with everything
you have planned,
1185
00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:40,326
Just don't ruin
prom for me, okay?
1186
00:59:45,915 --> 00:59:47,059
Are you done with your fight?
1187
00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:48,083
Can we go now
1188
00:59:54,882 --> 00:59:56,819
Hey, rage monster,
what's going on in here?
1189
00:59:56,843 --> 00:59:57,903
What do you care?
1190
00:59:57,927 --> 00:59:59,863
I care that you're
destroying the house.
1191
00:59:59,887 --> 01:00:01,949
You're about to go off to
college and never look back.
1192
01:00:01,973 --> 01:00:03,016
I still live here.
1193
01:00:06,144 --> 01:00:07,895
Maddy went to prom with Kane.
1194
01:00:08,730 --> 01:00:10,315
Oh!
1195
01:00:11,232 --> 01:00:13,792
Well, that makes sense. Kane's awesome.
Are you serious right now?
1196
01:00:14,527 --> 01:00:16,046
Yeah, I'm serious. He's
way cooler than you.
1197
01:00:16,070 --> 01:00:17,131
Oh!
1198
01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:20,617
Cole, I'm sorry. I know
how you feel about Maddy.
1199
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,220
If I was 25 years younger,
I'd wanna hit that, too.
1200
01:00:23,244 --> 01:00:25,204
-Dad! -And I know about
your prom plans.
1201
01:00:25,788 --> 01:00:28,142
-You left your blueprints out.
1202
01:00:28,166 --> 01:00:30,793
- They were in my room.
- Yeah, out... in your room.
1203
01:00:31,919 --> 01:00:34,119
Okay? You know, sometimes I
come in here and I hang out.
1204
01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:36,525
Pretend I'm not an
adult with a job,
1205
01:00:36,549 --> 01:00:38,593
the responsibilities...
It's very stress relieving.
1206
01:00:39,427 --> 01:00:40,720
Oh, my God.
1207
01:00:41,012 --> 01:00:42,573
Sometimes I think what it
would be like to go back
1208
01:00:42,597 --> 01:00:44,015
and make different choices, too.
1209
01:00:49,270 --> 01:00:50,355
You're being weird.
1210
01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:53,083
Anyway, it doesn't matter.
1211
01:00:53,107 --> 01:00:54,442
I was doing it for her.
1212
01:00:57,070 --> 01:00:58,112
Maybe.
1213
01:00:58,279 --> 01:01:00,079
But you were doing it for
the other kids, too.
1214
01:01:00,865 --> 01:01:02,009
Ever since you
were a little boy,
1215
01:01:02,033 --> 01:01:04,535
you were always much nicer
to people than I ever was.
1216
01:01:05,161 --> 01:01:06,162
I admire that.
1217
01:01:07,997 --> 01:01:09,874
You're being nice.
What's happening?
1218
01:01:14,212 --> 01:01:16,339
Maybe you didn't notice,
I'm kind of a dick.
1219
01:01:17,465 --> 01:01:18,942
- Well...
- No, don't argue!
1220
01:01:18,966 --> 01:01:20,093
I know it's true.
1221
01:01:20,927 --> 01:01:22,970
Which is why you have to
see your plan through.
1222
01:01:23,471 --> 01:01:24,889
So people like Kane
1223
01:01:26,391 --> 01:01:27,392
don't become like me.
1224
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:31,955
I have so much regret
1225
01:01:31,979 --> 01:01:33,539
when I think about how
I treated people.
1226
01:01:34,649 --> 01:01:36,275
Oh, God. What I did at prom.
1227
01:01:36,484 --> 01:01:37,777
But you were prom king.
1228
01:01:38,611 --> 01:01:40,839
You were popular, had
tons of friends.
1229
01:01:40,863 --> 01:01:42,323
I've seen the portrait.
1230
01:01:45,743 --> 01:01:47,620
Yeah, but I was an asshole.
1231
01:01:49,580 --> 01:01:51,180
Which is why your mom
eventually left me.
1232
01:01:54,836 --> 01:01:56,421
Prom king was the
highlight of my life.
1233
01:01:57,463 --> 01:01:58,506
Except for you.
1234
01:02:01,509 --> 01:02:02,510
There was...
1235
01:02:03,261 --> 01:02:06,198
supposed to be like a
sweet moment, but...
1236
01:02:06,222 --> 01:02:07,222
- Yeah, so...
- Oh.
1237
01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:08,724
Cool.
1238
01:02:08,891 --> 01:02:09,891
Yeah.
1239
01:02:11,227 --> 01:02:13,312
So what happened at your prom?
1240
01:02:15,398 --> 01:02:17,567
It wasn't my finest
hour, that's for sure.
1241
01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:19,336
Attention!
1242
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:20,671
Attention, everyone.
1243
01:02:20,695 --> 01:02:24,073
This is the moment we've
all been waiting for.
1244
01:02:24,449 --> 01:02:27,052
This is the crowning
of this year's
1245
01:02:27,076 --> 01:02:28,578
prom king and queen.
1246
01:02:28,828 --> 01:02:31,456
Murphy Dadner and
Christine Likinfelt.
1247
01:02:35,293 --> 01:02:36,294
Not!
1248
01:02:38,963 --> 01:02:40,757
Did you see the look
on their faces?
1249
01:02:41,090 --> 01:02:42,341
I'm the prom king.
1250
01:02:42,717 --> 01:02:44,218
Obviously.
1251
01:02:44,635 --> 01:02:46,262
I'm gonna go get
laid, all right?
1252
01:02:46,387 --> 01:02:47,555
'Night, losers.
1253
01:02:48,306 --> 01:02:50,057
You did that to Maddy's parents?
1254
01:02:50,641 --> 01:02:52,810
Yeah, and then I bought the
house right next to them,
1255
01:02:52,977 --> 01:02:55,017
so I could torment them indefinitely.
That's insane!
1256
01:02:56,856 --> 01:02:58,000
Why don't you stop?
1257
01:02:58,024 --> 01:02:59,025
Because...
1258
01:02:59,650 --> 01:03:01,486
nobody sabotaged my prom.
1259
01:03:02,904 --> 01:03:04,131
Dad, you're reaching.
1260
01:03:04,155 --> 01:03:06,008
If someone had ruined my prom,
1261
01:03:06,032 --> 01:03:08,051
I'd be much less of an asshole,
1262
01:03:08,075 --> 01:03:09,595
we'd live in a nicer house,
1263
01:03:09,619 --> 01:03:11,579
and your mom wouldn't
have abandoned you.
1264
01:03:12,079 --> 01:03:13,307
I'm begging you.
1265
01:03:13,331 --> 01:03:15,267
Destroy that prom.
1266
01:03:15,291 --> 01:03:17,335
You'd be doing everybody
a huge favor.
1267
01:03:20,671 --> 01:03:22,006
Good talk.
1268
01:03:34,685 --> 01:03:36,872
♪ Hey, hey, hey You over there ♪
1269
01:03:36,896 --> 01:03:37,873
♪ I said, hey, look at me ♪
1270
01:03:37,897 --> 01:03:39,833
♪ I need another Drink
like sour sweet tea ♪
1271
01:03:39,857 --> 01:03:41,543
♪ Ain't gonna pay So
it better be free ♪
1272
01:03:41,567 --> 01:03:44,588
♪ See, all I really wanna
do Is have some fun ♪
1273
01:03:44,612 --> 01:03:46,423
♪ Twist that cherry now
With that tongue ♪
1274
01:03:46,447 --> 01:03:48,091
♪ Maybe tonight
You'll be the one ♪
1275
01:03:48,115 --> 01:03:50,135
♪ Party of one Party of some ♪
1276
01:03:50,159 --> 01:03:51,828
♪ Party of young, young Young... ♪
1277
01:03:52,411 --> 01:03:53,621
♪ Tell me the plan ♪
1278
01:03:53,788 --> 01:03:55,641
♪ Is it too much for
Me to understand? ♪
1279
01:03:55,665 --> 01:03:57,500
♪ Do I need to yell
For a yellow cab? ♪
1280
01:03:58,084 --> 01:03:59,311
♪ Party all night long ♪
1281
01:03:59,335 --> 01:04:02,064
♪ Drinking till we oh
We will never know ♪
1282
01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:03,106
♪ Right? ♪
1283
01:04:03,130 --> 01:04:05,108
♪ Until we party
Like it's wrong ♪
1284
01:04:05,132 --> 01:04:07,528
♪ This party rocking
What you gonna bring? ♪
1285
01:04:07,552 --> 01:04:09,822
♪ I got my lip gloss
Tight clothes ♪
1286
01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:11,698
♪ High heels and all black ♪
1287
01:04:11,722 --> 01:04:14,993
♪ Time to get this part
rocking What you gonna see? ♪
1288
01:04:15,017 --> 01:04:17,120
♪ See them bright
lights Fancy cars ♪
1289
01:04:17,144 --> 01:04:19,164
♪ Champagne showers
Movie stars ♪
1290
01:04:19,188 --> 01:04:21,208
♪ Time to get This
party rocking ♪
1291
01:04:21,232 --> 01:04:22,626
♪ Where's it gonna be? ♪
1292
01:04:22,650 --> 01:04:24,753
♪ At NYC and NYA ♪
1293
01:04:24,777 --> 01:04:26,463
♪ Fly to Vegas And
call it a day ♪
1294
01:04:26,487 --> 01:04:28,382
♪ Time to get This
party rocking ♪
1295
01:04:28,406 --> 01:04:29,883
♪ When's it gonna be? ♪
1296
01:04:29,907 --> 01:04:31,677
♪ Every day, every night ♪
1297
01:04:31,701 --> 01:04:33,744
♪ Every hour, all the time ♪
1298
01:04:40,418 --> 01:04:41,627
Whoo!
1299
01:04:42,378 --> 01:04:43,963
Hello, students,
1300
01:04:44,088 --> 01:04:47,734
and welcome to the best
night of your lives.
1301
01:04:47,758 --> 01:04:49,802
Prom! Whoo! Whoo!
1302
01:04:52,513 --> 01:04:53,806
Whoo! Whoo!
1303
01:04:54,849 --> 01:04:57,119
Seriously, you'll be
lucky if you can top it.
1304
01:04:57,143 --> 01:05:01,147
Oh, and don't forget to vote
for your prom king and queen.
1305
01:05:01,689 --> 01:05:04,001
Oh, and don't forget
to wear a condom...
1306
01:05:04,025 --> 01:05:05,151
or pull out. Whatever.
1307
01:05:06,444 --> 01:05:07,778
Have a great night.
1308
01:05:08,279 --> 01:05:09,279
Whoo wee!
1309
01:05:09,530 --> 01:05:11,032
So, guys, I spiked
the punch bowl.
1310
01:05:11,365 --> 01:05:12,366
Just like a little bit.
1311
01:05:14,201 --> 01:05:15,961
- Yeah. The voting in
for prom queen and king
1312
01:05:18,581 --> 01:05:20,684
is said to guarantee
Marissa and Kane win.
1313
01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:23,562
And we are totally ready
to Carrie them with paint.
1314
01:05:23,586 --> 01:05:25,647
That reference is so played out.
1315
01:05:25,671 --> 01:05:28,191
Can't we call it wrecking
them from Degrassi?
1316
01:05:28,215 --> 01:05:31,278
Oh, my gosh, do not
reference that stupid show.
1317
01:05:31,302 --> 01:05:32,637
Who cares what we call it?
1318
01:05:33,346 --> 01:05:34,865
All right? We just
have to make sure
1319
01:05:34,889 --> 01:05:36,609
that they're both up
there at the same time.
1320
01:05:37,224 --> 01:05:38,225
Where's Dadner?
1321
01:05:39,477 --> 01:05:40,477
She's out.
1322
01:05:41,145 --> 01:05:42,980
That pidge.
1323
01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:45,036
Well, the proverbial
jig is up, my friends.
1324
01:05:45,191 --> 01:05:47,669
Why am I even at prom? I
didn't want to come to prom.
1325
01:05:47,693 --> 01:05:48,712
Hey!
1326
01:05:48,736 --> 01:05:51,131
We don't need Maddy
to validate this.
1327
01:05:51,155 --> 01:05:52,365
All those people out there,
1328
01:05:52,531 --> 01:05:54,760
just want their perfect
high school memories
1329
01:05:54,784 --> 01:05:56,678
to their perfect
high school life.
1330
01:05:56,702 --> 01:05:58,245
We can't let that happen again.
1331
01:05:59,246 --> 01:06:00,849
So let's go out
there and give them
1332
01:06:00,873 --> 01:06:04,794
just a small taste of what they've
done to each and every one of us.
1333
01:06:05,878 --> 01:06:08,148
You guys ready to make this a
prom they will never forget?
1334
01:06:08,172 --> 01:06:09,757
- Yeah.
- Hell, yes.
1335
01:06:09,924 --> 01:06:11,133
I'm so turned on right now.
1336
01:06:11,926 --> 01:06:13,206
Come on, guys,
let's bring it in.
1337
01:06:13,386 --> 01:06:14,637
- All right, here we go.
- Whoo!
1338
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:16,949
One, two, three!
1339
01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:18,599
-We are grouped!
1340
01:06:18,724 --> 01:06:20,452
- All right, all right.
- So many options.
1341
01:06:20,476 --> 01:06:21,787
One, two, three!
1342
01:06:21,811 --> 01:06:22,788
Holler G.
1343
01:06:22,812 --> 01:06:24,289
- Oh, my God.
- Goodness gracious.
1344
01:06:24,313 --> 01:06:25,606
Come on, guys...
1345
01:06:25,731 --> 01:06:27,566
B for Bay side?
1346
01:06:28,067 --> 01:06:30,611
Okay, I think we should stop.
1347
01:06:52,341 --> 01:06:53,634
Can I cut in?
1348
01:06:54,343 --> 01:06:55,737
Leave us alone, Marissa.
1349
01:06:55,761 --> 01:06:56,947
Are you kidding me?
1350
01:06:56,971 --> 01:06:58,389
You forgive him and not me?
1351
01:07:00,099 --> 01:07:01,243
F this.
1352
01:07:01,267 --> 01:07:02,977
Hey, babe.
1353
01:07:03,352 --> 01:07:05,479
I have something
special for you.
1354
01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:08,149
It's over here.
1355
01:07:09,191 --> 01:07:10,276
What's so funny? Nothing.
1356
01:07:11,527 --> 01:07:12,778
Nothing at all.
1357
01:07:13,487 --> 01:07:15,281
-Yeah, whatever.
1358
01:07:30,254 --> 01:07:31,254
Here you go.
1359
01:07:35,968 --> 01:07:36,968
All right.
1360
01:07:38,888 --> 01:07:40,139
All ready.
1361
01:07:40,765 --> 01:07:41,925
Okay, hand me the flashlight.
1362
01:07:47,772 --> 01:07:49,207
Uh...
1363
01:07:49,231 --> 01:07:50,649
I wish I'd have met you sooner.
1364
01:07:52,151 --> 01:07:55,047
I would have given anything to have a
friend like this the past four years.
1365
01:07:55,071 --> 01:07:56,781
I wish we would have
met sooner, too.
1366
01:07:59,366 --> 01:08:00,659
And, Efraim,
1367
01:08:01,410 --> 01:08:02,620
it's okay to look.
1368
01:08:03,204 --> 01:08:04,431
No, seriously.
1369
01:08:04,455 --> 01:08:05,915
Look right now.
1370
01:08:10,336 --> 01:08:12,522
Now plug in the HD mic cord
and let's get out of here.
1371
01:08:12,546 --> 01:08:13,672
Got it.
1372
01:08:14,757 --> 01:08:15,757
All right.
1373
01:08:19,220 --> 01:08:20,596
♪
1374
01:08:20,971 --> 01:08:22,681
What are you staring at, Sweats?
1375
01:08:26,435 --> 01:08:27,478
Oh, my God!
1376
01:08:47,957 --> 01:08:49,166
Oh, you're gay.
1377
01:08:49,291 --> 01:08:50,352
Yo, bro, are you gay?
1378
01:08:50,376 --> 01:08:51,752
No, you're out of the clique.
1379
01:08:54,797 --> 01:08:55,881
Girl, you're straight?
1380
01:08:56,006 --> 01:08:57,216
Get out of the clique.
1381
01:09:01,887 --> 01:09:05,492
Hey, now. Hey, now.
Everything is still okay.
1382
01:09:05,516 --> 01:09:06,725
Just calm down.
1383
01:09:07,643 --> 01:09:08,936
Now then,
1384
01:09:09,311 --> 01:09:11,564
let's watch your
life in memories.
1385
01:09:12,022 --> 01:09:13,149
The best memories
1386
01:09:13,274 --> 01:09:15,276
that any of you will ever have.
1387
01:09:16,277 --> 01:09:17,277
Ever.
1388
01:09:17,403 --> 01:09:18,487
Hit it.
1389
01:09:36,046 --> 01:09:39,258
I have to admit. This feels
pretty good, Efraim.
1390
01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:42,344
Efraim?
1391
01:09:56,692 --> 01:09:59,069
Guys. It's not...
1392
01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:00,571
It is not me.
1393
01:10:00,821 --> 01:10:03,824
It's me, all right, but
it's not my penis.
1394
01:10:04,742 --> 01:10:06,202
It's not my penis!
1395
01:10:20,174 --> 01:10:23,260
You realize you're probably gonna get
arrested for distributing porn, right?
1396
01:10:24,053 --> 01:10:25,137
Worth it.
1397
01:10:25,721 --> 01:10:27,890
Oh, no. You are coming
with me, little man.
1398
01:10:28,057 --> 01:10:29,850
No, I can't be
touched by a girl.
1399
01:10:34,605 --> 01:10:35,689
Well...
1400
01:10:35,856 --> 01:10:38,025
We will never be
able to unsee that.
1401
01:10:39,026 --> 01:10:41,403
Which might not be a bad thing.
1402
01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:44,156
All right, all you crazy kids.
1403
01:10:44,365 --> 01:10:46,617
Voting is officially closed.
1404
01:10:46,909 --> 01:10:48,744
It's time to find out
our king and queen.
1405
01:10:48,994 --> 01:10:50,287
What the hell are you doing?
1406
01:10:50,496 --> 01:10:51,914
Going against my
better judgment.
1407
01:10:52,122 --> 01:10:53,916
I know you're still
in love with me.
1408
01:10:54,083 --> 01:10:55,251
Sorry, though.
1409
01:10:55,584 --> 01:10:57,711
No happy ending for us. I'm
saving that for Maddy.
1410
01:11:00,172 --> 01:11:01,757
You can be such an asshole.
1411
01:11:03,926 --> 01:11:05,487
Wanting to be with my girlfriend
1412
01:11:05,511 --> 01:11:07,614
when we win king and queen
makes me an asshole?
1413
01:11:07,638 --> 01:11:09,449
You're the one trying to
get with me right now.
1414
01:11:09,473 --> 01:11:11,618
Okay, first of all,
in your dreams.
1415
01:11:11,642 --> 01:11:14,496
And second, I know you're
not an asshole, Kane.
1416
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:16,331
You just mastered
acting like one.
1417
01:11:16,355 --> 01:11:17,773
As a former prom queen,
1418
01:11:18,649 --> 01:11:21,068
this is a moment that
you never forget.
1419
01:11:21,443 --> 01:11:23,546
It symbolizes an entire school
1420
01:11:23,570 --> 01:11:27,199
coming together and
agreeing upon one thing.
1421
01:11:27,866 --> 01:11:28,843
Popularity.
1422
01:11:28,867 --> 01:11:32,180
You know, I remember when you weren't
such a complete douche lick.
1423
01:11:32,204 --> 01:11:35,040
And somewhere in my
cold, dead heart, I...
1424
01:11:38,627 --> 01:11:40,605
I still want my last
memories with you
1425
01:11:40,629 --> 01:11:42,189
to be something more
than just terrible.
1426
01:11:42,881 --> 01:11:44,591
Let's reveal this thing.
1427
01:11:46,385 --> 01:11:48,262
I know how I left you
for Maddy was shitty.
1428
01:11:49,263 --> 01:11:50,282
Then why did you do it?
1429
01:11:50,306 --> 01:11:51,700
Because I had to.
1430
01:11:51,724 --> 01:11:52,891
No, you didn't.
1431
01:11:53,809 --> 01:11:56,270
You could have just broken up
with me like a normal person.
1432
01:11:57,229 --> 01:12:00,792
Instead of giving in to all the
pressures of becoming king jock
1433
01:12:00,816 --> 01:12:02,985
and kicking me to the
curb like some stray dog.
1434
01:12:03,193 --> 01:12:06,238
This year's king
and queen are...
1435
01:12:06,572 --> 01:12:07,906
Can I get a drumroll?
1436
01:12:08,824 --> 01:12:10,093
Now...
1437
01:12:10,117 --> 01:12:11,702
Okay, I'll do it myself.
1438
01:12:15,205 --> 01:12:16,999
I mean, whatever happened
to that sweet kid
1439
01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:19,209
that used to ask
permission to kiss me?
1440
01:12:19,626 --> 01:12:22,105
Who used to give me
rubber bands every day
1441
01:12:22,129 --> 01:12:23,809
because you knew I liked
to play with them.
1442
01:12:23,839 --> 01:12:26,258
Not surprisingly...
1443
01:12:26,759 --> 01:12:28,260
Maddy and Kane!
1444
01:12:29,386 --> 01:12:31,263
Are you kidding me!
1445
01:12:31,597 --> 01:12:32,598
I gotta go.
1446
01:12:32,890 --> 01:12:33,890
Trust me...
1447
01:12:34,516 --> 01:12:35,516
you don't want to.
1448
01:12:41,690 --> 01:12:43,730
What the hell, guys? That
was supposed to be Marissa.
1449
01:12:54,620 --> 01:12:55,704
Enjoy it... Wow.
1450
01:12:59,083 --> 01:13:00,334
This is a surprise.
1451
01:13:00,667 --> 01:13:01,978
Okay, this was all Maddy's idea.
1452
01:13:02,002 --> 01:13:03,587
She does not deserve
our judgment.
1453
01:13:04,671 --> 01:13:05,714
Wow, Cole.
1454
01:13:06,006 --> 01:13:07,132
That was very big of you.
1455
01:13:07,674 --> 01:13:08,801
Yeah, very big.
1456
01:13:09,176 --> 01:13:11,011
This is something
I've always wanted.
1457
01:13:12,012 --> 01:13:13,055
Uh, Kane?
1458
01:13:15,349 --> 01:13:16,349
Where is Kane?
1459
01:13:16,850 --> 01:13:18,102
Be a good guy, Cole.
1460
01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:20,611
You're a bigger man than
either one of us are.
1461
01:13:22,481 --> 01:13:23,481
Mutey, hit it.
1462
01:13:25,818 --> 01:13:26,944
Saved you.
1463
01:13:43,836 --> 01:13:45,337
That dress is wrecked.
1464
01:13:45,546 --> 01:13:46,826
[students gasping and murmuring]
1465
01:13:57,099 --> 01:13:58,559
Now you know what
it feels like...
1466
01:13:58,976 --> 01:14:00,394
assholes.
1467
01:14:19,955 --> 01:14:21,748
How could you do this to me?
1468
01:14:22,082 --> 01:14:23,667
I never did anything to you.
1469
01:14:25,586 --> 01:14:27,146
It wasn't supposed to
go down like that.
1470
01:14:27,504 --> 01:14:28,839
It wasn't supposed to be you.
1471
01:14:29,214 --> 01:14:31,484
You blame your entire shitty
high school experience
1472
01:14:31,508 --> 01:14:33,844
on me as if you being
a loser is my fault.
1473
01:14:34,428 --> 01:14:36,448
You just stood on the
sidelines judging me,
1474
01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:37,752
thinking you were
better than me.
1475
01:14:39,391 --> 01:14:41,185
Right. I'm sorry.
1476
01:14:43,645 --> 01:14:45,147
Sorry's not good enough.
1477
01:14:50,986 --> 01:14:52,446
Are you kidding me?
1478
01:14:53,238 --> 01:14:54,364
Tighty lives.
1479
01:14:55,532 --> 01:14:56,575
Tighty's back!
1480
01:15:07,628 --> 01:15:09,087
Enough!
1481
01:15:11,298 --> 01:15:12,299
I'm sorry, Maddy.
1482
01:15:13,050 --> 01:15:14,176
But this is all on you.
1483
01:15:14,676 --> 01:15:15,737
What?
1484
01:15:15,761 --> 01:15:17,447
I didn't even do anything.
1485
01:15:17,471 --> 01:15:18,471
Exactly.
1486
01:15:19,139 --> 01:15:20,682
You never do anything.
1487
01:15:21,141 --> 01:15:22,911
Which is exactly
why guys like Kane
1488
01:15:22,935 --> 01:15:24,787
think it's okay to
torment us endlessly.
1489
01:15:24,811 --> 01:15:27,022
Because there are no
consequences to their actions.
1490
01:15:27,606 --> 01:15:28,750
You stay their friend.
1491
01:15:28,774 --> 01:15:29,751
You go to their parties.
1492
01:15:29,775 --> 01:15:31,586
You become their
girlfriend or boyfriend.
1493
01:15:31,610 --> 01:15:34,422
You stand idly by like
citizens of a war who believe
1494
01:15:34,446 --> 01:15:36,883
they have no blame
for the atrocities
1495
01:15:36,907 --> 01:15:37,987
that happen in high school.
1496
01:15:38,992 --> 01:15:40,536
So, yeah, we ruined your night.
1497
01:15:41,912 --> 01:15:42,912
So what?
1498
01:15:44,623 --> 01:15:45,832
We didn't shoot up the school,
1499
01:15:47,084 --> 01:15:48,377
none of us committed suicide.
1500
01:15:49,753 --> 01:15:50,813
Even though we may
have thought of it
1501
01:15:50,837 --> 01:15:52,277
just because of the
way you treat us.
1502
01:15:54,132 --> 01:15:55,193
And the saddest part is that
1503
01:15:55,217 --> 01:15:57,010
most of us just
wish you liked us.
1504
01:16:00,222 --> 01:16:01,422
We even fall in love with you.
1505
01:16:03,809 --> 01:16:05,435
We all grew up together.
1506
01:16:07,396 --> 01:16:08,790
The only people in
our entire lives
1507
01:16:08,814 --> 01:16:10,094
we'll be able to say that about.
1508
01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:13,294
And here we are, using all these
new forms of communication
1509
01:16:13,318 --> 01:16:14,587
not to bring us all together,
1510
01:16:14,611 --> 01:16:17,215
but to rip each other apart.
1511
01:16:17,239 --> 01:16:19,092
Movies have been
made for decades
1512
01:16:19,116 --> 01:16:21,344
about how cruel we
are to each other.
1513
01:16:21,368 --> 01:16:22,345
And we can relate.
1514
01:16:22,369 --> 01:16:23,787
Just nothing ever happens.
1515
01:16:25,581 --> 01:16:28,351
High school is just a
popularity contest.
1516
01:16:28,375 --> 01:16:29,894
But for some reason,
that's not good enough.
1517
01:16:29,918 --> 01:16:32,462
So we created an actual
popularity contest...
1518
01:16:34,464 --> 01:16:35,757
for prom king and queen.
1519
01:16:36,258 --> 01:16:38,677
To verify just how unpopular
the rest of us are.
1520
01:16:41,972 --> 01:16:43,015
What is up with that?
1521
01:16:48,270 --> 01:16:49,270
Prom.
1522
01:16:58,655 --> 01:16:59,781
Fuck the prom!
1523
01:17:01,366 --> 01:17:02,743
Yeah, fuck the prom.
1524
01:17:04,953 --> 01:17:06,014
Fuck the prom!
1525
01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:07,432
Yeah, fuck the prom.
1526
01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:08,683
Fuck the prom.
1527
01:17:08,707 --> 01:17:09,851
Fuck the prom.
1528
01:17:09,875 --> 01:17:10,876
Fuck the prom.
1529
01:17:11,668 --> 01:17:13,438
Fuck the prom.
1530
01:17:13,462 --> 01:17:14,981
Fuck the prom.
1531
01:17:15,005 --> 01:17:16,608
Fuck the prom.
1532
01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:18,067
Fuck the prom.
1533
01:17:18,091 --> 01:17:19,676
Fuck the prom. Fuck the prom.
1534
01:17:21,428 --> 01:17:22,864
Fuck the prom.
1535
01:17:22,888 --> 01:17:24,490
Fuck the prom.
1536
01:17:24,514 --> 01:17:25,891
Fuck the prom.
1537
01:17:45,994 --> 01:17:47,496
Wait, can we have a second?
1538
01:17:48,580 --> 01:17:49,873
Make it quick.
1539
01:17:51,416 --> 01:17:52,918
I knew this would happen.
1540
01:17:54,586 --> 01:17:55,796
We didn't even get to dance.
1541
01:17:56,004 --> 01:17:57,190
I've told you.
1542
01:17:57,214 --> 01:17:58,799
I'm shomer. I can't...
1543
01:18:02,344 --> 01:18:03,613
All right, that's enough.
1544
01:18:03,637 --> 01:18:04,781
That's enough.
1545
01:18:04,805 --> 01:18:06,264
Back up. Back up.
1546
01:18:07,724 --> 01:18:10,524
You're gonna be in the sex offender
list for the rest of your life, kid.
1547
01:18:10,644 --> 01:18:11,937
Definitely worth it.
1548
01:18:22,572 --> 01:18:23,573
Do you wanna dance? Sure.
1549
01:18:28,745 --> 01:18:30,640
No. I'm sorry. Can't...
Can't do it.
1550
01:18:30,664 --> 01:18:31,664
Nope, can't do it.
1551
01:18:36,420 --> 01:18:37,421
Felicity. Felicity.
1552
01:18:42,592 --> 01:18:43,969
Felicity Stufts.
1553
01:18:47,431 --> 01:18:49,111
You don't respond to
your own name anymore?
1554
01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:52,728
Well, no one's called
me that since...
1555
01:18:53,937 --> 01:18:56,064
Well, you.
1556
01:18:58,442 --> 01:18:59,568
Dance with me, Felicity.
1557
01:19:00,527 --> 01:19:02,112
♪
1558
01:19:20,881 --> 01:19:21,983
You wanna dance?
1559
01:19:22,007 --> 01:19:23,192
Yes!
1560
01:19:23,216 --> 01:19:24,426
Let's go. Cole, can we talk?
1561
01:19:38,940 --> 01:19:40,734
Moments like these should
remain unfiltered.
1562
01:19:41,526 --> 01:19:42,527
Right?
1563
01:20:20,190 --> 01:20:21,876
Well, they let me
out on probation,
1564
01:20:21,900 --> 01:20:24,545
but I'm on the sex offenders
list indefinitely.
1565
01:20:24,569 --> 01:20:26,339
Let's discuss the fact
that we're trending.
1566
01:20:26,363 --> 01:20:27,465
Fuck the prom.
1567
01:20:27,489 --> 01:20:28,591
So awesome.
1568
01:20:28,615 --> 01:20:30,075
Why wasn't I speaking before?
1569
01:20:30,367 --> 01:20:31,910
Oh, my God. Maddy's hair.
1570
01:20:32,202 --> 01:20:33,495
This is the same hairstyle...
1571
01:20:35,705 --> 01:20:37,040
That hair, though.
1572
01:20:37,165 --> 01:20:39,042
The hair, it's the same!
1573
01:20:55,934 --> 01:20:56,934
Dadner.
1574
01:21:06,444 --> 01:21:07,444
Cole, wait.
1575
01:21:10,949 --> 01:21:13,827
Just give him a few
more days to cool off.
1576
01:21:15,787 --> 01:21:16,787
Yeah.
1577
01:21:19,791 --> 01:21:21,459
Well, hello.
1578
01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:23,003
To what do I owe the pleasure?
1579
01:21:23,128 --> 01:21:24,588
Is Cole here?
1580
01:21:25,046 --> 01:21:27,841
He's probably up playing 68
sided dice game somewhere.
1581
01:21:28,091 --> 01:21:30,135
Perfect. Can I come in? I'm
looking for something.
1582
01:21:30,802 --> 01:21:31,779
Yeah.
1583
01:21:31,803 --> 01:21:33,906
Oh, and do you know what
school Cole's art show is for?
1584
01:21:33,930 --> 01:21:35,056
I don't care.
1585
01:21:35,974 --> 01:21:38,059
♪ Tuck me in ♪
1586
01:21:38,351 --> 01:21:40,371
♪ And turn me on ♪
1587
01:21:40,395 --> 01:21:42,606
♪ Sight seeing ♪
1588
01:21:42,814 --> 01:21:44,733
♪ Set off like a bomb ♪
1589
01:21:44,941 --> 01:21:48,820
♪ You gotta take You
gotta take sometime ♪
1590
01:21:49,821 --> 01:21:53,909
♪ You gotta wake You
gotta wake up sometime ♪
1591
01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:56,411
Cole Reed.
1592
01:21:57,037 --> 01:21:58,038
Yeah!
1593
01:21:59,247 --> 01:22:00,874
Kane Heely.
1594
01:22:00,999 --> 01:22:02,334
Felicity Stufts.
1595
01:22:02,876 --> 01:22:04,377
TJ...
1596
01:22:04,586 --> 01:22:06,171
Brian Hertsenburg.
1597
01:22:06,963 --> 01:22:08,465
Larry Max.
1598
01:22:08,965 --> 01:22:10,610
Abby Klein.
1599
01:22:10,634 --> 01:22:12,653
Emile Clan.
1600
01:22:12,677 --> 01:22:14,280
Also, I love talking.
1601
01:22:14,304 --> 01:22:15,347
Whoo!
1602
01:22:15,722 --> 01:22:17,557
Maddy "the bomb" Dadner.
1603
01:22:17,682 --> 01:22:18,683
Whoo!
1604
01:22:18,850 --> 01:22:20,101
That's my girl!
1605
01:22:22,437 --> 01:22:24,165
You know, you may have cleaned
up your act a little bit,
1606
01:22:24,189 --> 01:22:25,429
but I still think you're weird.
1607
01:22:25,482 --> 01:22:26,608
Oh, said the lonely perv.
1608
01:22:27,192 --> 01:22:28,360
True.
1609
01:22:34,699 --> 01:22:35,699
So you got in.
1610
01:22:35,992 --> 01:22:37,035
So I did.
1611
01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:39,037
When do you leave?
1612
01:22:39,829 --> 01:22:40,829
Right now.
1613
01:22:41,289 --> 01:22:42,707
Yeah, it starts this weekend.
1614
01:22:43,249 --> 01:22:45,853
Are we gonna make
one of those stupid
1615
01:22:45,877 --> 01:22:47,717
high-school-best-friend-pacts
to keep in touch?
1616
01:22:48,672 --> 01:22:50,090
I mean, if that's
what you need to
1617
01:22:50,215 --> 01:22:51,967
protect your
vulnerable feelings.
1618
01:22:52,092 --> 01:22:53,593
Me
1619
01:22:53,927 --> 01:22:56,888
Mr. I-Made-A-Speech-At-Prom-
With-My-Pants-Around- My-Ankles.
1620
01:22:57,055 --> 01:23:01,059
Says Ms. I-Saved-My-Ex-Bf-
Who-Used-To-Give-Me- Rubber-Bands.
1621
01:23:01,977 --> 01:23:03,269
Shut up.
1622
01:23:05,605 --> 01:23:06,815
Thank you for...
1623
01:23:07,649 --> 01:23:09,651
not making high school
completely suck.
1624
01:23:10,902 --> 01:23:13,530
Are we supposed to hug
now or something?
1625
01:23:18,702 --> 01:23:20,078
All right, guys. Selfie time.
1626
01:23:21,329 --> 01:23:22,723
I thought once your
hair got boring
1627
01:23:22,747 --> 01:23:24,266
you didn't care about
selfies, Dadner.
1628
01:23:24,290 --> 01:23:25,959
Shut up and get in the picture.
1629
01:23:28,378 --> 01:23:29,458
Sorry, I'm out. Wait, what?
1630
01:23:30,547 --> 01:23:31,607
How come?
1631
01:23:31,631 --> 01:23:32,966
- Okay.
- Gotta go.
1632
01:23:34,384 --> 01:23:35,584
Dude, you're just gonna leave?
1633
01:23:35,719 --> 01:23:36,696
Leave me hanging?
1634
01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:38,114
Come on. Come on, Cole.
1635
01:23:38,138 --> 01:23:39,305
Cole.
1636
01:23:41,933 --> 01:23:42,910
I gotta go, guys.
1637
01:23:42,934 --> 01:23:44,978
- Maddy, come on.
- Gosh.
1638
01:23:45,687 --> 01:23:46,855
Cole...
1639
01:23:47,272 --> 01:23:50,167
Dude, I don't know how you
haven't figured this out yet,
1640
01:23:50,191 --> 01:23:52,777
but Maddy's the whole reason
you got into art school.
1641
01:23:53,778 --> 01:23:54,858
What are you talking about?
1642
01:23:55,155 --> 01:23:58,092
She was the one that sent your
portfolio to Head of Admissions.
1643
01:23:58,116 --> 01:23:59,468
How do you not know this?
1644
01:23:59,492 --> 01:24:00,803
Because nobody told me that.
1645
01:24:00,827 --> 01:24:03,496
Oh, my God. You are
such a dumb boy.
1646
01:24:04,122 --> 01:24:06,082
Thank God I'm off to college
where real men await.
1647
01:24:06,916 --> 01:24:08,001
What am I supposed to do?
1648
01:24:09,127 --> 01:24:10,128
Thank her?
1649
01:24:20,555 --> 01:24:21,681
Hey.
1650
01:24:22,515 --> 01:24:23,600
Can we talk?
1651
01:24:25,602 --> 01:24:26,895
Yeah, of course.
1652
01:24:28,063 --> 01:24:30,523
I owe you a huge thank you.
1653
01:24:30,815 --> 01:24:32,150
Huh. For what?
1654
01:24:32,942 --> 01:24:35,278
Being a terrible friend,
or for ruining your prom?
1655
01:24:38,073 --> 01:24:39,633
You know exactly what
I'm talking about.
1656
01:24:42,911 --> 01:24:45,271
Cole, you're one of the most
incredible people I've ever met.
1657
01:24:46,122 --> 01:24:48,166
Not to mention hands
down most talented.
1658
01:24:49,167 --> 01:24:50,227
I could't live with myself
1659
01:24:50,251 --> 01:24:52,532
if you didn't make it into your
dream school because of me.
1660
01:24:59,094 --> 01:25:00,094
What's this?
1661
01:25:01,387 --> 01:25:02,680
A going away present.
1662
01:25:03,389 --> 01:25:05,629
But you're the one moving.
Should I have given you a gift?
1663
01:25:06,768 --> 01:25:07,894
You already have.
1664
01:25:08,937 --> 01:25:10,271
Come on, open it.
1665
01:25:50,353 --> 01:25:51,771
It says you love me.
1666
01:25:53,815 --> 01:25:55,692
Is that real, or is
that just the story?
1667
01:25:57,819 --> 01:25:58,862
It's not fiction.
1668
01:26:13,918 --> 01:26:15,003
We shouldn't...
1669
01:26:17,714 --> 01:26:18,983
Can't you stay till
the end of summer,
1670
01:26:19,007 --> 01:26:20,008
before school starts?
1671
01:26:21,009 --> 01:26:22,009
I don't think so.
1672
01:26:23,720 --> 01:26:26,431
Things got so intense
between us so quickly,
1673
01:26:26,639 --> 01:26:28,892
I think it might be best
if we're just friends.
1674
01:26:33,229 --> 01:26:35,440
Yeah, you're probably right.
1675
01:26:41,487 --> 01:26:43,567
Do you think college will
be easier than high school?
1676
01:26:45,742 --> 01:26:46,951
I hope so.
1677
01:26:50,747 --> 01:26:52,540
So, what do we do now?
1677
01:26:53,305 --> 01:26:59,480
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