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Gary: Previously on "Final Space"...
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it's double trouble
aboard the Galaxy One
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as the Lord Commander
and the Infinity Guard
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are both gunning for our crew.
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Little Cato is desperately
trying to contact his father...
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Oh, no!...
and Quinn is about to unlock
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a huge mystery threatening Earth.
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Oh, double no.
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My slacks are tightening
just thinking about this.
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Oh, triple no.
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[Alarm beeping]
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H.U.E.: Gary, you have 5 minutes
of oxygen left.
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Gary: I lived a good life.
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Medium to good/ borderline crappy.
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Saw some side boob once.
That was cool.
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H.U.E., have you
ever seen side boob?
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Side boob?
No, Gary.
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The more you talk,
the more oxygen you...
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You're missing out.
I guess it wasn't all that bad.
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In fact, I take it back.
I lived a good one.
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[Alarm beeps rapidly]
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Of course! This is...
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Thank you!
My life sucks!
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[Title music]
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1x05 - Chapter Five
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sync & correction by f1nc0
~ Addic7ed.com ~
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Gary: This is where
Captain Gary wields
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the great giant scepter of power.
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You're not a Captain.
Communication output requested.
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Requesting a communications
output, are we?
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You really know how to press my buttons.
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- Press!
- Ugh. Let me unpress your button
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painfully short and clear.
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It is never going to
happen between us. Ever.
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[Thud!]
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That was painfully short...
and clear!
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Come on, Quinn.
Why won't you give me a chance?
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You impersonated a member
of the Infinity Guard
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and blew up 92 Imperium Cruisers.
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That doesn't inspire a lot of trust.
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Then I guess this precious
thing we have between us
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is not gonna work out.
I'm sorry.
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- Did you just break up with me?
- Quinn, it's over.
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I pulled the Cupid's arrow out,
snapped it,
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and threw it into
the break-up flames.
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Toast a marshmallow
and get on with your life.
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I don't have time for this.
[Sighs]
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I need to get the password
to the Infinity Guard network.
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Does someone need the password
to the Infinity Guard network?
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- How did you know?
- How did I know?
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- I'm always listening.
- Really?
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Can you stop that, like, immediately?
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Can I?
No, I can't.
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There it is, H.U.E.
Zoom in.
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H.U.E.: The breach has
the characteristics
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of a black hole,
and it's growing.
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You told the Infinity Guard this
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and they didn't listen
and they want to arrest you?
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They're total bad guys.
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That smell coming from
the Infinity Guard kitchen?
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A little dish I call
Corruption Stew!
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The Infinity Guard is not corrupt.
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I get it. You're mad
I broke up with you.
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- My patience is whittling away.
- Whittle away, temptress.
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Your words can't hurt me anymore.
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Wow. How pretty!
What is that?
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Plasmic energy is firing from that
planet directly into the breach.
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If the laser continues,
the breach will widen,
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and Earth will be consumed.
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H.U.E., scan that planet
for inhabitants.
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That is an Infinity Guard Outpost.
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It's not a soup.
It's not a broth.
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Oh! [Chuckles]
I know. It's a stew!
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- Corruption stew!
- There has to be a good explanation.
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We're going. H.U.E.,
prime the lightfold engines.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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The moment we broke up, that
right went back to el capitan...
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- H.U.E., how do we get to the surface?
- ...with a Captain's finesse.
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[Screaming]
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Cutting the engines and gliding in
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like a glorious coasting
stealth squirrel was a bad idea!
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[Music]
[Crashing]
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[Music]
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Good news.
If this is the right place, we're here.
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Assessing damage.
The deflector array is offline.
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The power cells are offline.
The bake shop is offline.
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Wait! There's a bake shop
on this thing?!
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Quinn: Avocato and I
will scout on foot.
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The rest of you stay back
and repair the ship.
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Come on, Avocato, let's go.
What?!
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If I could pour
a tall glass of truth-juice
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for you real quick, Quinn...
I am not feeling the trust.
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I only trust three people
in this world...
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my dog, my sister,
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and every single member
of the Infinity Guard.
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You're insane, my lady.
The Infinity Guard tried to kidnap you.
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And they tried to take
over the Galaxy One.
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And dogs aren't even people.
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I have no reason to trust any of you,
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so I'm going with the guy
literally covered in guns.
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KVN, fix the ship.
Also, don't touch any of my stuff.
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Or Quinn's stuff. Or Avocato's.
Or the cookies. Ju...
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Jus... Just don't touch anything.
Specifically buttons.
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And especially flamethrowers.
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But do fix the ship, and then die.
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Okay? [Chuckles]
Okay. Okay, come on, Mooncake!
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- Wow! [Laughs]
- Ugh.
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[Laughs maniacally]
[Music]
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[Giggles] Hooray!
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[Clanging]
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[Chuckles]
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Watch this.
[Smooching]
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Stop! Stop staring.
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Flamethrowers! Hooray!
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I'm burning things!
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[Giggles]
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S.A.M.E.S.: Wait, what? Aah.
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[Rumbling in distance]
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Little Cato: Dad,
these are my coordinates.
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Come find me.
[Beep]
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Stupid thing won't work!
[Grunts]
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- Be brave.
- Huh?
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We're going to get you out of here.
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- Why should I trust you?
- We share the same enemy.
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I gotta send a message to my father.
Can you amplify my signal?
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There's a transmitting station.
I can show you the way.
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Now run!
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[Music]
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Chocli.
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[Chomps]
[Chuckles]
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Ooh!
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[Music]
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[Rustling]
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Hey, man... Oh!
Oh, my gosh!
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You just don't cleave everybody
in the neck meat, Avocato!
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- What the freak?!
- Let me give you some advice, buddy.
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- Yes.
- If you want Quinn to trust you,
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you gotta step up
and show her you can lead.
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Make direct eye contact,
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then don't let go until you kiss
her soul with your eyelashes.
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Like this.
Too much, or just enough?
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Oh, my wow. Oh, my wow!
It's glorious!
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- Yeah. So you got it?
- I got it. It's done.
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Done and done.
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Hi, Quinn.
Too little, or just enough?
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Ahhhh!
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Just go back to the ship.
You're not a trained soldier.
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- You're a... nobody.
- [Chuckles] Okay.
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I didn't expect that hurt coin deposit
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in my sadness savings.
Good Lord.
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Look, Gary,
I'm not trying to be mean.
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If you get hurt or die...
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Well, that's a responsibility
I don't want.
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- That's just the truth.
- I don't accept your truth.
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And that was incredibly mean.
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- I'm sorry.
- I don't think you are.
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You're right. I'm not.
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You have a bite to you.
I like that.
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I promise, you will end up trusting me.
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And revel in my awesomeness as I...
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karate chop this magnificent...
[Vocalizing]...
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disturbingly agile...
freaking bug angel!
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I think that thing just bit me.
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- [High-pitched voice] Ahhhh!
- Holy crap!
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It's a beautiful nightmare
shrinking demon!
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[Clatter]
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[Roars]
Aah!
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Hoorah!
[Music]
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- Stay with me, Avocato!
- Aah!
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I won't rest until a cure is found.
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[Grunts]
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- Mooncake, give Avocato a ride.
- Aah!
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Mooncake: Mmm-hmm!
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Whoa!
[Panting]
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I got your back, Mooncake!
Yee-haw!
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[Pew! Pew! Pew!]
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[Laughs] What was that?!
I mean, wha... like a little...
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a little silly string
shooting out of your gun?
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Like... [Laughs]
I mean, that's...
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that's like... What were you even
trying to accomplish right there?
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I mean...
Okay, foll-follow me!
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[Grunts]
[Music]
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Spider!
Spider!
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It's a spider!
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Ohhh, it's a spider!
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Aah! Oh!
[Grunts]
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Aah!
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That's weird.
It says we're... here?
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Dear Heavenly Lightning Lord!
Are you not seeing this?!
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- Seeing what? Ugh.
- It's right here.
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Seeing... this.
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What the hell is that thing?
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[Music]
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Are you talking about the giant laser?
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Because if you're talking
about the giant laser,
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- it's a giant laser.
- I know it's a giant laser.
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Giant doesn't even begin
to describe what I'm seeing.
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[Alarm blaring in distance]
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[Whirring]
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Computer:
Laser activation commencing.
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[Music]
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[Music]
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That's what's been creating
the gravitational disturbance.
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I thought the Earth was being sucked
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into a black hole, but I was wrong.
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This whole thing is
being orchestrated...
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By who?
Or is it whom?
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Either way, it's probably
by some serious bad guy.
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What a twist!
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Infinity Guard Army:
For the galaxy!
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For eternity!
For Lord Commander!
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With each blast, we get
closer to Final Space!
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So, keep it up.
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Good job, Jeff.
Hearing great things.
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Yes!
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Now, how the hell do I turn this off?
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Eric! How do I turn this off?
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Is it the red knob?
Do I turn it left?
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Eric, stop crying!
I'm just going to walk away.
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The Lord Commander.
He's taken over the Infinity Guard.
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- They're destroying Earth. They're...
- Corrupt! Told ya!
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Now do you trust me?
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No. Now I'm the only person
I can trust.
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And Gary. You left out Gary.
And Hot Wheels Avocato.
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What I lack in size
I make up for in wisdom.
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So now that you're tiny you're
like the new Socrates or something?
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Whatever. C'mon, squad!
She needs backup.
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[Grunts]
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Oh, well, I guess not.
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I guess I could just sit here
and pop my lips.
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[Pop! Pop!]
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[Pop!]
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♪ Burning love ♪
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♪ Burning love, hot burning love ♪
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♪ Love, love, love burning love ♪
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Beth, I want you to know
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that this has been the happiest
moment of KVN's life.
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I can see it on your face.
We are so happy.
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- She is so hot.
- Stop!
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Stop staring.
So creepy.
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Now do my bidding!
Fix the ship.
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I will kill KVN
and take Beth for my own.
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Over my cold, dead hands.
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Death fight.
We've got a death fight.
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00:11:46,769 --> 00:11:48,437
Now, where were we?
246
00:11:48,470 --> 00:11:50,473
[Lasers blasting]
247
00:11:50,645 --> 00:11:54,449
[Music]
248
00:11:54,482 --> 00:11:57,285
How the hell does Jeff do it?
[Sighs]
249
00:11:57,319 --> 00:12:01,357
[Music]
250
00:12:01,390 --> 00:12:03,092
[Grunting]
251
00:12:03,125 --> 00:12:04,126
Aah!
252
00:12:04,159 --> 00:12:09,131
- Ugh.
- I told you, I'm doing this on my own.
253
00:12:09,164 --> 00:12:11,467
The hell you are.
Like it or not, we're a team.
254
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:14,870
And you can't spell "team"
without "M" and "E",
255
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,573
and you know what that spells...
"Us."
256
00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:18,941
- Fine.
- Fine.
257
00:12:18,973 --> 00:12:21,743
A job worth doing is
worth doing together.
258
00:12:21,776 --> 00:12:24,947
- Thank you, Avocato.
- But a vision becomes a nightmare
259
00:12:24,979 --> 00:12:27,949
when the leader has
a big dream and a bad team!
260
00:12:27,982 --> 00:12:29,984
Okay, okay!
Shut up with that stuff.
261
00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:32,053
I don't even know what
you're talking about.
262
00:12:32,087 --> 00:12:34,390
Computer: Laser activation
in four minutes.
263
00:12:34,423 --> 00:12:37,290
Geez. Oh, my gosh.
264
00:12:37,659 --> 00:12:42,054
Superior Stone, that bastard.
265
00:12:43,198 --> 00:12:46,234
Come on, we're running out of time.
We gotta go around.
266
00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:49,270
[Music]
267
00:12:49,304 --> 00:12:53,023
Ohhhh, crap.
268
00:12:54,943 --> 00:12:58,314
- Aah! Laser hell...
- [Whispering] Shhh! The walls are thin.
269
00:12:58,347 --> 00:13:00,482
Do not make a sound, or they'll hear us!
270
00:13:00,516 --> 00:13:02,251
[Whispering]
You expect us... Ow!...
271
00:13:02,284 --> 00:13:04,119
to climb through
this electric pain-maze
272
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:06,488
without making a sound?
We're not wizards.
273
00:13:06,521 --> 00:13:10,025
- Ow!
- Will everyone please shut up!
274
00:13:10,058 --> 00:13:12,495
- Aah!
- Okay! We'll do it your...
275
00:13:12,527 --> 00:13:13,628
Ohhhhh!
276
00:13:13,661 --> 00:13:16,131
Aa-ga-gaah!
Aa-ga-gaah!
277
00:13:16,164 --> 00:13:18,467
Right on the downstairs mustache.
278
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,669
Do you not see
this is the worst possible
279
00:13:20,702 --> 00:13:23,639
- ti-i-i-ime... for this?!
- Tuff titty whompas!
280
00:13:23,671 --> 00:13:25,373
- Company hold.
- Titty whompas!
281
00:13:25,406 --> 00:13:28,343
- Did you hear that?
- Sounded like "tuff titty whompas."
282
00:13:28,376 --> 00:13:31,380
What the hell is
a tuff titty whompas?
283
00:13:31,413 --> 00:13:34,884
- It's probably a rat.
- Do rats say "tuff titty whompas"?
284
00:13:34,916 --> 00:13:37,417
The big ones do.
285
00:13:39,655 --> 00:13:41,857
Oh!
286
00:13:41,890 --> 00:13:43,659
[Chuckling]
287
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:45,060
Oh, my God! Aah!
288
00:13:45,093 --> 00:13:49,364
You're like a tiny little
Avocato bobble head! [Laughs]
289
00:13:49,397 --> 00:13:50,632
Aah!
290
00:13:50,665 --> 00:13:54,824
[Music]
291
00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:57,805
Alert!
Escapee. Lock it down!
292
00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:00,161
[Alarm blares]
[Guard screams]
293
00:14:01,742 --> 00:14:03,511
- Now run!
- Ya think?
294
00:14:03,545 --> 00:14:07,149
[Music]
295
00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:10,452
Computer: Laser
activation in 90 seconds.
296
00:14:12,621 --> 00:14:14,088
[Guns cock]
297
00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:15,857
Have you all lost your minds?!
[Music]
298
00:14:15,891 --> 00:14:19,094
You're working for the Lord Commander!
We're Infinity Guard...
299
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:21,262
the last vestige of hope
in the universe.
300
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:26,268
What you're doing here is going
to destroy the Earth, our home.
301
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:29,270
Stop this.
I'm begging you.
302
00:14:29,304 --> 00:14:34,442
- Stop.
- That's a good speech, but, nah.
303
00:14:34,476 --> 00:14:35,244
Nah, ain't happening.
304
00:14:35,276 --> 00:14:40,888
[Guards chatter, laugh]
305
00:14:40,984 --> 00:14:43,920
- No way!
- Yeah, no, we're not stopping.
306
00:14:45,087 --> 00:14:47,305
You know what to do, Avocato.
Hoorah!
307
00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:53,761
[Music]
308
00:14:53,795 --> 00:14:57,699
I'm back, baby!
Whoo! Yeah!
309
00:14:57,732 --> 00:15:00,202
I'm electrified, baby!
310
00:15:00,235 --> 00:15:03,806
Whoo! Murder Beam activate!
Yeah! Oh, yeah!
311
00:15:03,838 --> 00:15:07,642
I go high, you go low!
Yes!
312
00:15:10,511 --> 00:15:12,881
Yeah! Gary, how're them
guns back there?
313
00:15:12,914 --> 00:15:15,518
They're hot, baby!
314
00:15:16,051 --> 00:15:17,651
[Groaning]
315
00:15:17,652 --> 00:15:18,820
Yes!
316
00:15:18,853 --> 00:15:23,842
[Music]
317
00:15:27,161 --> 00:15:29,732
Stone! You traitor!
318
00:15:29,765 --> 00:15:34,269
What I do, I do for the Infinity Guard!
319
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,838
You double-crossing sphincter sack.
320
00:15:36,871 --> 00:15:41,743
Quinn, you can still join us.
You're just about the only one
321
00:15:41,776 --> 00:15:47,016
who hasn't pledged allegiance
to the Lord Commander.
322
00:15:47,049 --> 00:15:50,019
[Yells] Don't do it, Quinn!
Don't do it!
323
00:15:50,051 --> 00:15:52,520
We have such
a good thing going here!
324
00:15:52,554 --> 00:15:54,990
I'm not joining him,
you freaking weirdo.
325
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:58,826
Don't join forces with this guy!
326
00:15:58,860 --> 00:16:02,330
- Don't do it!
- Why are you doing this?
327
00:16:02,363 --> 00:16:05,466
The Lord Commander has seen
what's on the other side.
328
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:08,437
Once we break into Final Space,
329
00:16:08,469 --> 00:16:11,639
we'll flood the world with light,
330
00:16:11,673 --> 00:16:15,044
and there will be no more death.
331
00:16:15,077 --> 00:16:17,212
That's because there
will be no more life.
332
00:16:17,245 --> 00:16:20,049
At first.
But not at second.
333
00:16:20,082 --> 00:16:22,885
And don't even get me
started on thirdly.
334
00:16:22,918 --> 00:16:26,355
Anyway, Quinn,
we should thank you.
335
00:16:26,387 --> 00:16:29,240
- What?
- Your scribbling on a bar napkin
336
00:16:29,286 --> 00:16:31,559
allowed us to finally break
through the quantum barriers
337
00:16:31,593 --> 00:16:34,063
and tear through this universe.
338
00:16:34,096 --> 00:16:37,566
So you see, this is all your work.
339
00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:38,567
[Music]
340
00:16:43,417 --> 00:16:44,720
Cheer up.
341
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:48,389
You won't have to live
with the guilt much longer...
342
00:16:50,557 --> 00:16:52,426
...because now
there's no stopping us
343
00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:56,665
from tearing a hole
into Final Space.
344
00:16:56,697 --> 00:16:59,700
Computer: Commencing laser fire
in 30 seconds.
345
00:16:59,734 --> 00:17:03,037
Hey, sphincter sack!
Rock, paper, scissors.
346
00:17:03,071 --> 00:17:05,040
I'm not playing this game.
347
00:17:05,072 --> 00:17:07,941
Close! Paper!
348
00:17:10,544 --> 00:17:12,747
Aah!
349
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:16,451
[Chuckles] Guy just got sucked
into a big ol' butthole.
350
00:17:16,484 --> 00:17:18,352
Gary, we got a laser to take out.
351
00:17:18,386 --> 00:17:21,889
- O-O-Okay! Okay, let's go!
- It's all my fault.
352
00:17:21,923 --> 00:17:26,394
- Quinn, it's not your fault.
- I can't even trust myself anymore.
353
00:17:26,427 --> 00:17:29,063
Okay, you're digging deep,
and there's some real powerful
354
00:17:29,097 --> 00:17:30,599
self-discovery stuff going on here,
355
00:17:30,631 --> 00:17:33,267
but there's a giant laser about to fire,
356
00:17:33,301 --> 00:17:35,369
so if we could just stick a pin in this
357
00:17:35,403 --> 00:17:37,239
and pick it up
over snacks soon-ish?
358
00:17:37,272 --> 00:17:40,309
Laser activation in 10 seconds.
359
00:17:40,341 --> 00:17:43,378
Stone shot out the controls.
The laser can't be stopped.
360
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,313
Laser activation commencing now.
361
00:17:45,347 --> 00:17:46,548
Mooncake, shoot the laser!
362
00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:48,250
- Are you crazy?
- Yes! Shoot the laser!
363
00:17:48,282 --> 00:17:49,384
- Chocli.
- Shoot the laser!
364
00:17:49,417 --> 00:17:50,418
- Chocli?
- Shoot the laser!
365
00:17:50,452 --> 00:17:51,753
- Chocli!
- Shoot it! Shoot it!
366
00:17:51,785 --> 00:17:53,754
- Shoot the laser!
- Chocli!
367
00:17:53,788 --> 00:18:03,131
[Music]
368
00:18:03,164 --> 00:18:06,502
Ooh...
- Oh. My. Crap.
369
00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:12,979
The elevator! Hurry!
370
00:18:14,109 --> 00:18:17,311
[All screaming]
371
00:18:17,344 --> 00:18:18,646
Tuff titty whompas!
372
00:18:18,679 --> 00:18:21,483
KVN? H.U.E.? We need
an emergency extraction!
373
00:18:25,052 --> 00:18:27,621
Whoa!
Mooncake!
374
00:18:27,655 --> 00:18:32,035
[Music]
375
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:38,132
[Music]
376
00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:39,368
Aah!
377
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,802
[Gasps]
378
00:18:43,309 --> 00:18:45,806
We're going to die!
[Music]
379
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:50,545
- Not if you trust me.
- I'm sorry. I can't.
380
00:18:50,578 --> 00:18:54,483
- I think you can.
- Okay.
381
00:18:54,515 --> 00:18:59,370
Okay. And don't worry.
I have one of these.
382
00:18:59,686 --> 00:19:03,457
Aaah!
383
00:19:03,491 --> 00:19:06,728
Aah! Why would they
connect the nerve endings
384
00:19:06,761 --> 00:19:10,664
to my robot hand?!
Aah!
385
00:19:10,697 --> 00:19:11,867
Whyyyy?!
386
00:19:11,899 --> 00:19:13,901
[Screaming]
[Rumbling]
387
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:16,871
Whoa!
388
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:18,072
Aah!
389
00:19:18,106 --> 00:19:20,409
Aah! Whoa!
390
00:19:20,442 --> 00:19:23,677
Gary: When I woke up this morning,
I did not think, "I'm going to die."
391
00:19:23,711 --> 00:19:26,815
But look at us.
Look at me, look at her.
392
00:19:26,848 --> 00:19:30,484
Here we are. A unit.
Dying together.
393
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:33,187
Oh, no, wait!
Look, the Galaxy One! Yeah!
394
00:19:33,221 --> 00:19:34,723
Gary: Aah!
395
00:19:34,755 --> 00:19:37,191
[Music]
Oh!
396
00:19:37,225 --> 00:19:42,675
[Music]
397
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:45,399
You came through.
398
00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:48,470
Woman: I told you...
we fight the same war.
399
00:19:50,071 --> 00:19:52,706
[Beeping]
But it's key locked.
400
00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:56,244
4-3-7-2-8.
401
00:19:56,276 --> 00:19:57,378
[Computer chimes]
[Chuckles]
402
00:19:57,411 --> 00:20:00,114
I'm in.
Thanks. I owe you.
403
00:20:00,148 --> 00:20:02,583
Dad, these are my coordinates.
Come find me.
404
00:20:02,617 --> 00:20:05,387
I mean, at your leisure, but
like, for me, preferably fast.
405
00:20:05,419 --> 00:20:06,587
That'd be great.
406
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:08,055
And... send!
407
00:20:08,089 --> 00:20:11,092
You did it! You did!
[Chuckles]
408
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:14,229
[Voice deepens]
You... You did it!
409
00:20:14,262 --> 00:20:19,367
You sent your father
and Mooncake right to me.
410
00:20:19,399 --> 00:20:21,570
No, no, no, no, nooooo!
411
00:20:21,602 --> 00:20:24,816
[Music]
412
00:20:27,942 --> 00:20:34,316
[Music]
413
00:20:34,349 --> 00:20:37,152
What, uh...
what are you doing?
414
00:20:37,185 --> 00:20:40,155
Starting over.
You were right about everything.
415
00:20:40,187 --> 00:20:42,290
I know.
It's a blessing.
416
00:20:42,322 --> 00:20:44,391
And my curse.
417
00:20:44,425 --> 00:20:46,427
If the Lord Commander
corrupted the Infinity Guard
418
00:20:46,461 --> 00:20:49,431
it means there's no good guys left.
419
00:20:49,464 --> 00:20:52,100
- Yes, there are.
- Who?
420
00:20:52,132 --> 00:20:53,267
- Us.
- Chocli.
421
00:20:53,301 --> 00:20:57,938
Healthy people trust.
We need more of that, not less.
422
00:20:57,972 --> 00:21:01,976
- But how can I?
- You begin right here...
423
00:21:04,279 --> 00:21:06,281
...with this guy.
424
00:21:06,313 --> 00:21:11,785
- We're the good guys now.
- Okay, then.
425
00:21:11,819 --> 00:21:15,857
- Us.
- Yeah. Us.
426
00:21:15,889 --> 00:21:18,759
Gary: [Chuckles]
Oh, KVN!
427
00:21:18,792 --> 00:21:23,631
What in the three rings of hell
did you do to the ship?!
428
00:21:23,632 --> 00:21:26,588
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