All language subtitles for Famous in Love 2x01 - The Players (English)

Previously on "Famous In Love.."

We can go to Gold Brothers Studios

and audition for the "Locked" movie.

You're seriously going
to that cattle call?

You got the part.

Oh, Paige,
this is gonna change your life.

You know, the three of us would
spend all of our time together.

We were inseparable.

Kevin wrote out your parts.

We no longer need your services.

'Which is why we're letting you go.'

My whole life, we've done it your way.

Not anymore. You're fired!

Let me show you
how much I want us to work.

I can't.

I can't be with someone I don't trust.

I've stopped sleeping
with Nina. It's over.

How could you deny him a chance
to know his dad?

- 'It's him.'
- 'Alan Mills.'

He's my father.

You lied to me every day for 23 years.

Have you been drinking?

- Rainer, are you off the wagon?
- Rainer!

Barrett Harper's been taunting me.

He's going wide with the story

about Alan being his father.

What are you doing here?

You're into him. I'm pretty sure
he's into you too.

- I'm Rainer.
- Ah, yeah, I know.

I thought you can wear it
on our first date.

That's me asking you out.

Paige, are you in fact
dating Rainer Devon?

Don't answer that.

I love you. I always have.

'Are you with your
roommate or your co-star?'

I love you.

Baby, this is not
how you want this to end.

I'm not your baby!

You bitch!

You two finally look good together.

And, cut! That was great.
Till tighter.

Are you sure you don't
wanna go one more time?

I can be a badder badass.

You were appropriately badass,
Cass. We're movin' on.

'We need you in
the make-up chair, Cassie.'

Hey, guys, I need a 15,
and get the, uh, POLA

the ultra bounce too. Thank you.

I have no idea what you said

but you look all sexy
when you speak director.

Do you mind if we take
a quick selfie in costume?

Of course.

I thought you wanted
to keep it a secret

about us comin' out, would, you
know, make things complicated.

We're in a really good place,
so I'm not worried

about that anymore.

Nothing's gonna screw us up, Paige.

We're solid.

We're losing light! Let's move!

Holy crap, Paige!
What did you just post?

A selfie with Jake.

Hey, congratulations, Paige,
you're trending on Twitter.

I guess you're right, Cass.
I gotta post more.

Well, people aren't exactly
shipping you and Jake.

- "Hashtag, Paige sucks."
- What the..

- "Trending worldwide."
- Oh, my God.

Why are people hating so much?

Well, they just found out
you didn't pick Rainer.

Hey, Rainer.

Well, hello.

Can you put some lotion on me?

If you insist.

Will you rub it in 'cause
I don't want it to streak.

Like this?

You know it's a little soft.

Trust me. There's nothing soft
about me right now.

Good. 'Cause I like
a long hard... massage.

Rainer..

...can I steal you away
from your activity?

What's up?

You've got visitors.

It's time for you to pee in a cup.

Meet me in my office.

Is it just me or does he annoy
the shit out of you too?

Everything about this place
annoys me, Rainman.

It's rehab.

This is beautiful.
Where do you think this is?

Omaha! Who cares, Alan?

So, he's agreed to see Alan again

but he still refuses to meet with you.

- Unacceptable.
- I tried.

Look, I know my son.

He's just overstaying in here
to punish me.

He knows we can't finish
the movie without him.

Nina, Rainer knows
he's ready to leave.

And we agree,
he's on top of his sobriety

but this choice is his to make. So..

- Could you shut up?
- Wow.

Just... for a minute. Please.

- So I can think.
- Just one min.. Yeah, thanks.

You think you can take out the guard?

You're joking, right?

Rainer needs to know that
if we don't resume production

on "Locked" by Monday

that you'll have no choice
but to pull the plug.

And poof. Just like that
the movie goes away. For good.

I will talk to him.

So who.. Wait a minute,
your friend's boss

literally got hit by a bus.

- Are you serious?
- Yeah, on Robertson.

She stepped out of her car
in front of the IV.

Bus took the door off her Porsche

and rolled over her foot.

Oh, my God.

So, is her foot, like, road kill or..

- Cass?
- I didn't ask.

No, the point is,
she can't go to Hawaii now

and we can't borrow her house.

It's okay, we'll figure out
another location

to shoot tomorrow.

'Oh, God. Here she comes.'

Cap for you, drip
two shots of espresso

and your usual latte,
light milk, extra foam.

Thank you.

Oh, and I saw your vagina
commercial on TV last night

'during "Jeopardy."'

You watch "Jeopardy?"

Like, with your grandma?

- Are you judging me?
- No, he-he's observing you.

He-he's, he does that.
He's a filmmaker.

They, that's what they do.
They observe.

Oh, uh, so, um, the usual?

- Yes, please.
- Yes, please.

Thank you.

Hey, there's something about her
that's a little off.

You think maybe she's an actress?

- You think?
- Mmm, maybe.

Paige, are you still getting hate?

'Paige you need to
turn off your notifications.'

What? I'm a GIF?

Paige, you're seriously in the middle

of your first social media shitstorm.

It'll pass.

You just gotta post a puppy picture.

Hey, people love puppies.
I'll do it for you.

What if it doesn't pass?

I mean, what-what if "Locked" bombs

or we don't even finish the movie?

I mean, it's been two months already.

What if Rainer's
never gets out of rehab?

And then I'm just that random girl

that won that part
in that big blockbuster

that nobody will ever see?

Paige, hey, you do have
something to fall back on.

It's called "Stealing Georgia."

I will piggyback on that.

Look, I feel like this is meant to be

for all of us.

And, Jake, you're shooting
the hell out of this movie.

It's true.

And you're right.
You guys are both right.

I think I've just had too much coffee.

To "Stealing Georgia."

- "Stealing Georgia."
- To "Stealing Georgia."

Oh..

I think you're good on coffee.

You're a little jittery.

Here.

I tried therapy with my second wife.

- How'd that go?
- She still hates me.

But she forgave my third wife
for breaking up our marriage.

If they all end badly,
why do you keep getting married?

It makes them happy. Yeah.

And it's no big deal
if they sign a prenup.

Thanks for the fatherly advice.

Right, ah, look, Rain
I hate to talk about work.

So don't.

Well, you know what's at stake, right?

The movie's run out of insurance.

Every day it's down,
the studio has to eat the cost.

I can't hold out much longer.

If I have to pull the plug on "Locked"

your mother's career is dead.

That's her problem.

She thought
she was doing the right thing.

I'm where I need to be.

And that's never gonna be
on the set of "Locked."

Yoga later?

Namaste.

Maybe I need to be in rehab.

Jordan, your Golden Globe
speech had me feeling awful.

I mean, I just wanted
to take you home that night.

Girl, didn't we all?

Yeah!

I mean, hey, I'm available.

'No, but seriously.'

I'm being serious.

Do we have a clip of that?

Let's check it out.

I lost..

I lost both my parents
when I was a kid.

So I didn't have anyone to look up to.

I dedicate this to all the boys
and girls out there

who are struggling.
If I can do it, you can too!

Thank you! Thank you.

Look at me, I'm like getting
emotional all over again.

- Trying to keep my lashes...
- Okay, well..

She's getting together.

'I hear that there's some'

'Oscar buzz rolling around.'

Hey, it's a long shot,
but I'd be honored.

Wow. Now, tell us about Rainer.
How's he doing?

Well, you know,
it's no secret he's in rehab.

You know, takin' some time
to work on himself.

- Yeah.
- Uh, it's all good.

Now what about "Locked?"

Because rumor has it
with Rainer sill in treatment

that they might shut down for good.

Well, you know,
we all wanna go back to work.

But we also want Rainer
to get healthy.

That's the most important.

'That's right.'

'The verdict is in
for the sentencing of Eva Burns'

'after pleading guilty to the murder'

'of gossip guru Barrett Harper.'

'Eva Burns has been sentenced
to a 25-year prison term.'

'At time of the shooting, Burns
was the executive assistant'

'to Hollywood producer, Nina Devon.'

I had no idea that my assistant
was so unstable.

Or that she had an obsession
with the victim.

Brian, we did get
your fingerprints, right?

All ten. You know I follow
the cast on social media, right?

Why are you reminding me
of your job description?

Paige posted a selfie
with her new boyfriend.

I care because..

It's the guy who interrupted
your press conference.

They're making an indie together.

- Get her in here. Today.
- I already left word.

Then why are you still standing there?

Why am I still standing here?

- 'Hello.'
- Got a proposition for you.

So proposition me.

That is your contract.

Did you even bother to read it
before you signed?

Page 43. Read it.

Out loud.

"Under terms of this agreement

client is exclusive to
Gold Brothers Studios."

Did I give you permission

to shoot a crappy indie
with your boyfriend?

It's called "Stealing Georgia."

And I think that
if you read it, you'd...

If you don't cease
and desist immediately

I will have the movie shut down.

And also I'll make sure
it never sees the light of day.

I've been out of work for two months

a-and "Locked" isn't even shooting.

Why are you doing this?

Because I own you.

And I'm very protective
of my investments.

Is this about Rainer?

I asked you to look after him.

And I've tried to do so.

What, by posting pictures
of your bae on Instagram?

By visiting Rainer in rehab.

- Well, you've seen him?
- No.

But I've, I've tried.

He won't put me on the list.

Nina, I'm sorry that Jake
interrupted the press conference

and I really appreciate
that you got us out of there

before any reporters had
a chance to put me on the spot.

Well, your apologies usually
come with a but. So, what is it?

Nothing. There's no buts.

And, by the way

Jake and I only started dating

after Rainer was in rehab.

And I went to Malibu
to go explain that to him

and he refused to see me.

Well, he shut me out before,
but never for this long.

When Rain talks about you..

I mean, even when he's upset,
he gets this look on his face.

He's really proud to be your son.

Well, thank you for that.

But don't think this changes anything.

I'm still pulling the plug
on your movie.

We're done.

'That was
Tangey Turner's "Heart Eyes."'

'Taking us back to the time
when she was on top.'

'Can the one hit wonder country
singer come back'

'from her latest album's epic fail?'

'It's Alexis.'

'I'm busy being fabulous'

'so leave it at the beep.'

Call me. I need some friend time.

I hope you get hit by a bus,
you piece of crap!

Jackass.

'Perfect!'

- Let's do it one more time!
- Wait.

If it was perfect,
why are we doing it again?

Because I'm the producer
and I know what I'm doin'.

Check it.

This week's ratings are even higher

than the premier.

- Seriously?
- Mm-hm.

Alexilicious is a bonafide hit.

And you are the reigning queen
of reality TV.

I gotta give you props, Ida.

When you first came to me
with this, I thought

you were offering me Tangey's seconds.

I was, but she passed

and you had nowhere to go but up.

And that's exactly
where I'm taking you.

Fallon, Kimmel, Ellen..

They all want you.

Thank you, Ida.

Now, get back in there and insult

your fake date like you mean it.

- Okay.
- Mm-hm.

Okay, listen, she's gonna
smack you this time, okay?

Try that.

This one's perfect.

It's not available either.

Let's face it, we're never gonna
find the location by tomorrow.

Okay. Um..

Uh, I.. We already ordered.

You think you're so special?

- Well, you're not.
- Excuse me?

You're average.

Just like everyone else
in that pathetic

little bubble you call your life.

You know what,
you judge people like me

because it's easier
than facing the fact

that your life is mediocre.

It's meaningless and you know it.

Well?

You were totally believable.

You left your script behind
and it's the best

I've read all year.
I'd love to be part of it.

The movie's already cast.

- 'Vera, order up.'
- Alright!

Well, maybe you'll remember
me for the next one.

Okay. That was... scary.

She can make an emotional
turn on a dime.

Oh, my God.
Back to our location issue.

- I figured it out.
- What?

Paige needs to buy a house.

Unfortunately,
Nina's right about this one.

You're exclusive to "Locked"
until the film's completion.

But Rainer is still in rehab...

You don't wanna burn bridges
this early in your career.

Actually, I pulled up Paige's contract

and there are a few loopholes
we could explore

without her stepping on anyone's toes.

Hey, Joanie, could you make
a coffee run?

I'll take a double soy matcha latte.

U-uh, yeah. Yeah..
Can I get you something?

Uh, no. Thank you.

So, if you'll just trust us
on this one...

It's my turn to interrupt.

Um, is Joanie an agent
or an assistant?

She's an agent. Uh..

We thought you'd appreciate having

a woman on your team.

Yeah. That's a good idea.

You're all fired.

You can show yourselves out.

I mean, why doesn't
Bob get the coffee?

Or Jim, or that weasel, Andy,
who for some reason can't not

stare at my boobs
every time he talks to me?

It's not that hard.
These are my boobs.

These are my eyes. Boobs. Eyes.

Uh.. Don't think that they're
doing you any favors, Paige.

The agency's only looking out
for Nina, Alan, and the man.

They could care less about you.
They're in bed with the studio.

They always have been.

- 'Jason.'
- Ugh, Jason.

Oh, my God! Jason,
why is he even an agent?

He just sits on his phone
and plays Candy Crush all day.

And his assistant, my friend Angela

does all the work for him.

I keep telling her
she should bail, but..

You know, I don't wanna
do this anymore.

I-I quit.

Good for you. I think you made
the right decision.

Thanks. Yeah, thanks for listening.

- You were really helpful.
- You're welcome.

Uh..

Good luck with everything, Paige.

I believe in you.

Hey..

Why do you believe in me?

'Cause I can tell you want it
as badly as I do.

I'm looking for a new agent.

I'm available.

Okay, so tell me about these loopholes

you've been talking about.

Okay.

Look, the studio
can only get behind one actor

and we're pushing Matt Damon
for the Oscar this year.

- Seriously, Damon?
- Have you seen his performance?

Yeah, Jordan put on 20 pounds
of muscle.

Damon, he put on a fat suit
and a bald cap.

- He shaved his head.
- Fat suit.

- Please.
- Alan, I'm your guy this year.

You give me the support and I
will 24/7 earn that nomination.

What, you're always preaching
that everybody likes

a feel-good story?
Have you heard Jordan's?

- It's a happy ending.
- Ah, you would know.

- Alan!
- Oh, w-wait, he knows about us?

Look, you know what,
don't sweat it. Really, don't.

I've kept bigger secrets than
an Autumn-Spring time affair.

Don't get me wrong..

Still physically, still summer.

Oh, thanks for the qualification.

Look, I really want this.

Jordan is the real deal, Alan.
He's a winner.

Okay, alright. Let me,
let me see what I can do.

Thank you.

Now, I gotta go kiss Tarantino's ass.

- You told him about us?
- Don't worry about Alan.

I know where all his skeletons
are buried.

Tangey knows, Alan knows.

You don't think
Rainer's gonna find out?

No. I don't.

I've told that made-up story
about my parents

so many times, it almost feels real.

Then I remember, the only part
that's not fiction

is how Rainer's like a brother to me.

And I'm glad he has you.

I wanna tell Rainer the truth about us

while he's in a safe place.

You listen to me.

Rainer is still not talking to me

and if you dump this on him now,
he will never forgive me.

And if he finds out about it
from someone else, Nina

he's gonna hate both of us.

Jordan!

'Breathe again.'

'Breathe. Breathe deeply.'

'Do Chaturanga.'

'And Cobra.'

'Hold.'

'Push back into downward dog.'

'Hold.'

'Breathe.'

'And back to Cobra.'

Psst. Hey!

Does this do anything for you?

- Impressive.
- No. Making gains.

- Wow.
- Mm-hm.

The coast is clear.

What?

You know we can't do this.

Do what?

We're about to kiss, and you
know that's not allowed here.

Oh. You never break the rules.

It's not that I don't want to

but I wanna do rehab right this time.

I get it.

Thank you.

But we're still playing cards later?

I'll find you... after
I take a cold shower.

Okay. Well, I'm gonna take
raincheck on that kiss.

I'm ready when you are.

You do know
there is room service, right?

Yeah, and I refuse to let you
pay $20 for a bottle of water.

Wait, so you just hired her
on the spot?

- Just like Jerry Maguire.
- "Show me the money."

Even though Joanie found

an element of my exclusivity clause

uh, she still thinks
that we should shoot

"Stealing Georgia" on the down-low

'cause why rattle Nina's cage?

Oh, good, it's on TV again.

'Oh, my God. Wait, hold on.
Let me turn up.'

Vaginal dryness should
not be embarrassing to talk about.

But it is.

That's why Vagihydrate
is now available

'without a doctor's prescription.'

'Side effects include nausea'

'vomiting, bloating, stomach cramps'

'breast pain tenderness,
and/or swelling'

'headache, weight changes, freckles'

'or darkening of facial skin'

'loss of scalp hair
and vaginal discharge.'

increases sex, nervousness, dizziness

or tired feeling.

- Whoo!
- Yeah.

- Yeah!
- Ka-ching, Cass.

I've seen it, like, three times today.

Guy at the market called me
"Itchy-vag girl."

You're a celebrity now.

Oh, it's Adam.

Hey, baby.

Are you sure about this idea
for the shoot tomorrow?

I just feel like it's, it's a
little crazy. Even for us.

It'll be a great story
to tell at Sundance.

I love how you know
this is gonna happen for us.

I love how you eat a whole
Cup Of Noodles in two bites.

- You want some?
- Yeah.

- Mm, no.
- Oh, yeah, okay.

Is that what you want to play? Really?

- That's how I wanna play.
- Yeah, give me some.

I'm real bad.

Ooh, come in, Kendall and Kylie.

I hope you're hungry..

This's my best friend, Tangey Turner.

Ooh, um, I thought this was
a girls' night, for just us.

It is a girls' night.
But my life is an open book now.

I don't want to
keep anything from my fans.

I want them to know the real me.

Which is why we are in
"Alexilicious" family forever.

Alexis, you are amazing.
You're too perfect.

Let's do some touch-ups and then
relight for her confessional.

Wait, was-was this rehearsed?

Okay, I didn't sign up
to be on this show.

I'm not signing a waiver.

It's not like, this was
a set-up or anything

we just ran long
and we're not done yet.

Enjoy the fish, but I heard
they're bones in it

so my mama should try it first.

Alexis' miked, Tangey. I heard that.

We can still hang out.

I just don't have enough footage
for my next episode.

So, it needs to be on camera.

I am so happy for you, Lex.
I really am.

But I passed on "Tangeylicious"
because I don't want my life

playing out in front of the world.

Well, that was your mistake
and my gain.

I don't want to be part of this.

Girl, you just need to stop
trying to punish me

with your career choices.

You need to grow up and start
makin' some wise-ass decisions.

Believe it or not, mama,
but you are not

the motivator of my choices.

- Is that right?
- Mm-hmm.

Okay, "Alexilicious" is sponsoring

the new nightclub
at the Bixby tomorrow.

Let's go, we could tear
the place up together.

Ugh, to the Bixby,
the hotel's already incestuous.

Really? Do tell.

Half Hollywood is staying there

including your least favorite, Ginger.

Oh, did you see that
corn-fed nobody posted a pic

with her new bae, Jay.

- Jealous much?
- Ooh, ooh.

That's some good stuff,
save it for the cameras.

I know you're down,
so come out with me tomorrow

walk the red carpet, your fans
will fawn all over you.

Pablo Money is performing.

Can we come back here after
without all the..

- Yes, I promise.
- Okay, come here.

Yay!

- Yes.
- Alright, bye.

Bye.

How'd you swing Pablo Money?

She's got a great manager,
like you used to have.

- Come on, bae.
- Okay.

Good luck.

- 'Hey, I'm James.'
- 'Hey.'

'You're on the show,
"Million Dollar Listing."'

So nice to meet you. Check this out.

Oh, wow!

It's a small house, so you can
operate every light, appliance

TV, music, all from your phone,
watch this.

- Oh, that's so cool!
- Isn't that cool?

You can literally
turn on the coffee maker

whilst you're lounging
in bed with Jake.

Wait, what?

Uh, how do you know about Jake?

- "Hashtag Paige sucks."
- Awesome.

Just wait until you see the views

and prepare to
lose your breath for a bit.

Wow, I'm-I'm I'm excited now.

It's incredible.

I thought we brought the 416.

Yo, Rainer, how do you feel?

- Feeling stronger every day.
- You look good, man.

Maybe it's all that green
they push on you in here.

Thanks, Grace.

It's no joke, Jay.

Every time you eat
or drink, you're either

feeding the disease or fighting it.

Alright, alright.
You bored of this place yet?

Uh, it beats dealing with
the liars outside this place.

Oh, you mean your mom?

You know, this is the longest
I've ever gone

without talking to her.

I gotta be honest.
I've never felt more like me.

In here, I'm not her son,
I'm not her client.

I'm just... uh, Rainer.

I don't think she meant to hurt you.

- Are you here to defend her?
- No.

Did she ask you to convince me
to go back to "Locked?"

- Dude, relax..
- You know what? We're done.

Come on, Rain.
Forget I even brought it up.

I'm sorry, man, I just..

You have to understand
what she took from me.

I grew up without a dad.

I get it. Okay?

Of course you do.

This is insane.

There's something about
being in the hills

that just speaks to people.

You know, you're a part of
the city, but at the same time

you're a little removed
from all the chaos.

Okay, so you're thirsty
for Georgia's blood

and the gun is
the instrument of death, okay?

Alright.

And action.

Put it down.

'Pick up the photo.'

Little closer. Closer.

We had it all, and then
she rides up looking like

a red hot mess and you take the bait.

Yeah, now put it down.

Pull the cover up.

'Slowly, slowly, and walk.'

I'm gonna kill that bitch!

Crap.

Oh. Welcome to the open house.

Uh..

That was weird.
Uh, let's go wider. Now.

'It's so peaceful. Can
we not rush back inside?'

Actually, let's look at the kitchen.

I hate that the paparazzi forced
you out of your apartment.

But someone like you really
needs to be in a gated home.

And I worked with a lot of celebrities

and we always put
their security first.

Well, that's why I'm at the Bixby.

Paige, with interest rates
so low and a 20% down

your mortgage payments here
would be lower

than a week's bill at your hotel.

- Seriously?
- It's a gem of a house.

You said you watch my show, so
you know I'm a straight-shooter

it's priced to sell.

Okay, well, I can't wait
to see the upstairs.

'Wait until you see
the master bathroom.'

It's to die for.

- Is there a tub?
- Wait until you see it.

Your assistant said you were
in an important meeting.

So, you just barged in here anyway?

Yeah, well, it is my studio.

Okay, okay, when are you gonna
get off that thing?

Never! It's the only thing
I can control.

Nina, we need to talk.

I'm a multitasker.

It's important.

How much time do I have?

I called a board meeting
for tomorrow to let them know

I'm going to pull
the plug on "Locked."

I'm gonna forgo my bonus,
hopefully that will stop

the bleeding from me.

So, I'm the one getting fired?

I'm gonna fight for you.

But someone has to take
the blame for this.

Well, I guess it'd rather
be me than Rainer.

I need to talk to you in there.

Okay. What did I do?

I thought we were gonna be..

Why'd you change your mind?

My doctor said I'm ready
to leave, so I checked out.

Technically,
I'm not breaking any rules.

But I am.

- Do you care?
- Nah.

'Paige, over here! Look this way.'

'Hey, Paige! Can I get one
with just you and Jake?'

Paige, is it true
you broke Rainer's heart?

'Paige, over here. Look this way.'

Okay, okay, uh, that's enough.
That's enough.

Thank you, guys. Thank you.
Come on, come on.

'Paige, is it true
you broke Rainer's heart?'

I'm Cassandra Perkins with two S's.

You know, maybe you've seen
my commercial?

I don't actually use the product.

- 'Cassie?'
- Okay. Um, bye.

Alexis, you're looking
beautiful. Over here, please?

'Alexis, can we
get of you without Tangey?'

- 'Tangey.'
- 'Over here.'

'Jordan, Tangey. Over here!'

- 'Jordan, over here!'
- 'Over here.'

Wanna walk the carpet together?

Stir the pot.

I don't think that's the kind
of publicity I want.

Okay.

Hey.

- Hey.
- Can I steal you for a minute?

Yeah.

So, I was talking to
the editor of "Us Weekly"

I interned for her when I was at
Columbia, she loved your story

and the challenges
of overnight stardom

and she thinks that you would
make the perfect cover

for their special
"Young Hollywood" issue.

Oh, my God.

Me on the cover of "Us." That's..

Wait, wait, what?
How did you swing that?

I promised her that
when "Locked" comes out

remember it was "Us"
that gave you your first cover.

Plus, I showed her
the comments on your Instafeed.

- "Hashtag Paige sucks?"
- Yeah.

Right now you're famous
for being famous.

And that's our angle on you,

but when "Locked" comes out...

If "Locked" comes out..

You'll be famous for

how good of an actress you are.

I hope so because that's all
that matters to me, Joanie.

I would literally do this
for free if I had to.

Okay. I didn't know that.

I thought you were gonna call me
to celebrate my "Maxim" cover.

Oh. Yeah. Okay.

Are you always this engaging?

Excuse me.

Lex? Mom?

I'm not putting on a fat suit. No way.

But I had to.. Oh, yeah.

Come here close, come in tight.

Hey, cut the music, cut the music.

I know that's not Tangey Turner

tryin' to leave
a Pablo Money party, is it?

Whoo!

You know I can't
let that happen, love.

I mean, we need to sing a song
together or something, right?

- Yeah.
- What y'all think?

Tangey! Tangey! Tangey!

Tangey! Tangey! Tangey!

Tangey! Tangey!

So, what do you wanna sing?

Go with the flow.
I'll follow your lead.

Alright.

"Playing With Fire."

Wanna get naked?

Let's go.

Sometimes the, uh,
stars just don't align.

Some feels like..

I don't know, it was always
meant to get away.

What you shot..

...every penny was on the screen.

You produced the hell out
of the footage we have.

You should be proud of that.

I don't need a pep talk, Alan.

Hey, this is me trying to be nice.

And I don't need you to be nice to me.

Ooh!

Hey, you're amazing.

Did you see the master bathroom

in that house?

Fancy bathrooms
are kind of a girl thing.

The views were killer though.

Production value was insane.

I miss having a kitchen and a bathtub

and a yard..

We didn't have a yard in Beachwood.

Should we move in together?

Isn't that kinda
what we're doin' here?

I mean, like, in that house..

- If we can afford it.
- You mean if you can afford it?

I'm not old-fashioned
about that kinda stuff, are you?

If I had the dough,
I wouldn't mind if you didn't.

So does that mean yes?

Mm, even though
you hog most of the bed

I'll have known that your face
is the last thing I'll see

before I fall asleep.

That's so romantic.

I wanna be your safe place to land.

So, if you want the house..

...I'm there with you.

Oh.. Ow!

See ya.

Thanks for pickin' me up.

You sure about this?

You're gonna get stressful really fast

when you go back to the movie.

I'm not going back to work.

I'm just gettin' the hell out of here.

Well, your place or mine?

I don't, I don't
even know what that is.

I don't know what that was.

- Oh, my God.
- It was so good.

Honestly, I thought for sure
you're going home

with Pablo tonight.

Um, yeah, that's what he thought too.

I don't think he hears
the word "No" very often.

Oh, you seemed into him.

Mnm-mnm. I'm not ready
to start with anyone new.

Why? Is this about Jordan?

I don't know, he's everything
I ever wanted in a guy.

So why did you break up with him?

Okay.

Alexis... this stays between us.

I found out that he and Nina..

...had an affair.

Oh, my God!

Every time I see him..

...I just, I can't shake
the image of them together.

Nina and Jordan together?
As in together-together?

As in screwing. Yeah.

Damn.

I mean, good on her, but, oh, my God!

It started out last season
in "Backsplash."

Remember when Rainer went to rehab?

Does he know?

Do you think they'd still be
friends if he did?

Girl, that's a kaboom-ass bombshell.

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