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- Pigeon's still here?
- Yeah.
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No matter what we do,
he just won't leave.
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The problem is you're
thinking like detectives.
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- No, I'm definitely not.
- When you should
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be thinking like a bird.
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- _
- This is Operation: Saving Private Pigeon.
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On my mark, I will turn on this fan,
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gently startling our bird due east,
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into the file box canyon, where he will
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encounter Charles holding two pot lids.
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He'll bang them together,
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forcing Private Pigeon
into the ceiling there
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and out of the ceiling there,
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where he will be greeted by scary Rosa
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holding a scary picture of an owl.
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Now he's playing our game.
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He'll veer left, into an
upside down garbage can
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propped up by a hockey stick
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and connected to a string
that Gina is holding.
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She pulls it, he is trapped,
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and Terry releases him outside.
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- Terry hates birds.
- Okay, little friend.
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Let's get you home to mama.
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- [chopping]
- [screams]
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Oh, God. It flew right into the fan!
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It's everywhere!
There's pigeon everywhere!
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com
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- Hey, Boyle.
- Hey, Jake.
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- Wait, what?
- Hey, Jake.
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Ahh! Bill, what are you doing here?
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I thought we agreed to meet only
once a year for the Halloween Heist.
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I'm here to deliver
your quarterly NutriBoom shipment.
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It comes with both
the amino acid reducer
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and extra amino acid,
so you get the perfect balance.
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What? No. I only signed up
as a one-time payment bribe.
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I'm not selling NutriBoom.
It's clearly a pyramid scheme.
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First off, it's not a pyramid scheme.
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It's a conical-tiered multi-flow-through
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medical marketing entity.
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And secondly, you signed the contract.
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"Permission to charge my card quarterly
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for the next 85 years."
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This is written in white
ink on white paper.
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They do it that way
so you can't read it.
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Well, I did read it
and I'm canceling the contract.
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Canceling? If it was that easy
to get out,
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would I be here scamming
my closest friends?
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We're your closest friends?
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What... whatever,
I'm not accepting the shipment.
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Jake, piece of advice: just give up.
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It's the Boyle way.
It's why our family crest
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- is a white flag.
- That reminds me, Charles,
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- your shipment's downstairs.
- Great.
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- I'll help you bring it up.
- Charles, no.
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We're gonna go down to that
office and fight this thing.
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I need that money for my honeymoon.
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Oh, my God.
The honeymoon is on the line?
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- And your money.
- Eh.
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Okay, great. Whatever gets you onboard.
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- Let's go.
- For the honeymoon
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- and no other reason.
- All right.
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Sergeant Santiago,
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commander of the Nine-Nine's
uniformed officers,
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- reporting for duty.
- Hey!
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My first order as Sergeant,
tell me I look dope.
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- You look dope.
- You won't be abusing
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your power like this with the
officers downstairs, will you?
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No! No, of course not.
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I'm just excited for my first day.
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Yes, I remember my first day
as a sergeant.
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- I bet.
- My Uncle Geoffrey
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was struck by a subway and maimed.
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- Oh.
- But the work aspect
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was quite exciting.
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Are you ready for your first briefing?
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Yes, I am fully prepared.
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I just wanna establish myself
as a leader right away.
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Just be confident, deliberate and firm.
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You'll know you have their respect
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when you can take a moment...
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and still keep their attention.
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- Amazing.
- That was captivating as hell.
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My recommendation would be
you start with
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a small, attainable goal...
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something you can accomplish quickly,
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perfectly and publicly.
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The best way to lead is to
always achieve all your goals.
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Cool. That's not a ton of pressure.
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Well, it was meant to be. Pressure's
an important part of success.
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Just remember, you represent
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all Latina policewomen right now.
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Thanks.
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- ♪
♪
- _
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Hello. Welcome to NutriServices.
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I'm Angela. How can I heal you today?
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Hi, Angela. Creepy greeting.
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So not a big deal, there was just
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a little bit of a mix-up and we
need to cancel our NutriContracts.
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Absolutely. It happens all the time.
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All you need to do is sign a few things.
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Ah. See, Charles,
that is why you never give up.
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- I'll also need $10,000.
- What's that? I'm sorry.
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It's payment for the last shipment.
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Plus the cancellation fee,
plus the restocking fee
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plus something we call
a coward's charge.
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And that comes to $10,000.
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- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
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I'll write you a check.
Is gratuity included?
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Charles, no.
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- Angela...
- Yes? How can I
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- heal you today?
- Please stop saying that.
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Look, you seem like a perfectly pleasant
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robot person, but there's no way
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we're giving you any more money.
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Ohh. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
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For the no payment option,
you just need to sign here.
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"Enrollment in NutriCore"?
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It's our charity organization.
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"Pay off your contracts in labor hours
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under the teachings of founder
Docter David Stovelman."
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"Docter" is spelled with an E?
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- It's the British spelling.
- That can't be right.
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All right, look. I didn't
wanna have to do this,
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but we're in the NYPD.
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And if you don't cooperate,
we'll have no choice
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but to file a report
against the company.
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You signed a contract,
and that is binding.
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No one gets special treatment, Officer.
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- Not even Jay.
- Who?
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Jay Chandrasekhar,
their celebrity spokesman.
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Oh, no way.
The guy from "Super Troopers"?
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Yep. He was also in "Beerfest."
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Now I have to get back to work,
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but allow me to introduce you
to our complaint specialist.
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This is Phil. He's been
assigned to intimidate you.
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- Congratulations.
- Thank you!
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Charles, stop thanking her.
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♪ ♪
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Hello, squad. I am Sergeant Amy Santiago
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and I'm your new commanding officer.
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I have big plans for us,
but it's always best
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to start with something small
and do it perfectly.
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So...
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Sergeant, I know what
we should start with.
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- Oh, I'm sorry, Officer...
- Jennings. Gary Jennings.
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Officer Jennings, I already have a plan.
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Okay, well, you just paused,
so I thought
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you were looking for suggestions,
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- which I have a lot of.
- Nope.
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Not why I paused.
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Anyway, our first order
of business will be
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updating the filing system, so...
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- We should use barcodes.
- No, no, no, no.
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No need to jump in.
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I already have a system in mind.
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Okay, well you just keep stopping,
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- so I thought...
- Ah... to pour water.
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- Because I'm thirsty.
- Got it. Great.
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Now, let's get into
the details of this with...
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Oh, my God! What, Gary?
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You're spilling water everywhere.
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Yes, I am.
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Because our first order of business
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is cleaning this floor.
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Charles! Charles, come here.
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I figured out how to get our money back.
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I knew you'd save our honeymoon.
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- My honeymoon.
- Whatever.
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Yeah, all right, so NutriBoom
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is a massive financial scam, right?
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If we can prove that, we could
take down the whole company.
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Oh, I don't know. Are you
sure you wanna take them on?
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They're pretty scary.
I mean, no one's seen
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the CEO's wife in years.
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People think she's been murdered.
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That's just a rumor.
All right, here's the plan:
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we infiltrate their headquarters
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and get their financial records.
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But how do we get in, you ask?
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By attending today's meeting
of President's Club
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Admiral Level NutriMasters
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- at the NutriTower Life Base.
- I don't know,
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they know we're cops,
we can't just walk in.
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Correct. We can't walk right in,
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but we know someone who's a high-level
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NutriBoom distributor who can.
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And he look exactly like you.
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- Hey, guys.
- I don't know.
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You really think it'll work?
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Charles, it has to.
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- It's for our honeymoon.
- [gasps]
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You said "our."
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Okay, the meeting
at NutriBoom HQ starts in two hours.
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Charles, you're going as Bill
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and I'm going as one
of your NutriCruits.
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Bill, did you bring
those things I asked for?
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Yep, all of my belongings
that you'll need
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are in this suitcase.
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[vibrating]
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Why is it vibrating?
Is your cell phone in here?
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- No.
- [laughs] I'm sure it's not a sex toy.
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All right, these people
really know Bill,
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so you're gonna have to become him.
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I can't believe I'm about to say this,
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but Bill, tell us all about yourself.
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Let's start with
my whole family history.
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I was abandoned
at a playground as an infant.
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And here I am.
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Oh. That was the whole thing.
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Well, sad. But easier than remembering
a bunch of names.
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Okay, tell us more.
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Now, here's a list of all
the nicknames I go by.
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Big Bill, Big Eric, Big Drew,
Big Dave, Super Thick...
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Just write them all down for us.
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And that's why the number
of belly buttons I have is...
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- Two.
- One.
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- Zero.
- Both: Ahh.
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Both: Hello.
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- Both: Hello.
- Hello.
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That's it. Okay, now
let's work on your wink.
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Almost. Now think,
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only you and I know
our naughty little secret.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Okay, I think Boyle's ready.
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That's a no-go, Amigo.
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If you really wanna pass as me,
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you're gonna need to learn my patented
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neck massage technique.
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I think I've learned enough.
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Yeah, I don't really see that coming up.
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Thanks for your help, Bill.
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So how did your
first briefing go, Sergeant?
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Did you give the squad a simple goal?
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Mm-hmm. Revamping the filing system.
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Mm, smart. Sounds very easy.
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- Mm.
- I assume it's been a success?
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Oh... [scoffs] Yes. It's been...
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all types of successes.
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Rousing, resounding...
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smashing.
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Oh, it's good to hear.
Remember, failure...
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is for failures.
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Good thing I'm not a failure.
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[laughs]
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Guys, I lied. My briefing
was a total failure.
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But you told Captain Holt it went great
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in such a normal way.
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I'm a terrible manager.
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I've got this super eager
know-it-all on my squad
252
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who keeps derailing
me with all his ideas
253
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and I can't get anything done.
254
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Aww, you got an Amy. [laughter]
255
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- Oh, she's got an Amy.
- It's pretty normal.
256
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Yeah, she got one of her, right?
257
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Like a pet. Takes one to know one,
258
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- I guess.
- No, he is not an Amy.
259
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I am nothing like Gary.
260
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Uhh, first of all, Gary and Amy
261
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- are the exact same name.
- Let me ask you this:
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did he already send you
nine follow-up emails
263
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- about the briefing?
- No.
264
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- It was 30.
- You got an Amy.
265
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Guys, I think I would know
if my Gary was an Amy.
266
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[scoffs]
267
00:08:53,714 --> 00:08:55,009
- Hey, Gary. What you reading?
- The new issue
268
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of "Stationary Monthly."
269
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Yeah, I have an Amy.
270
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_
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Bill. Is that you?
272
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Yes, it's me, Bill. Hello.
273
00:09:04,420 --> 00:09:05,720
- You seem different.
- Nope.
274
00:09:05,755 --> 00:09:07,601
I'm still the same old Bill Hummertrout
275
00:09:07,636 --> 00:09:09,390
who grew up in Bean Station, Tennessee
276
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and shaves his armpits.
277
00:09:10,567 --> 00:09:12,427
Anyway, meet the new recruit
I signed up.
278
00:09:12,462 --> 00:09:13,895
New NutriCruit? Boom, boom!
279
00:09:13,930 --> 00:09:15,763
Boom, boom. My name is Barry St. Barry.
280
00:09:15,798 --> 00:09:18,666
And I can't wait to get inside
and unlock my NutriFuture.
281
00:09:18,701 --> 00:09:20,234
- Let me... let me in! Let me in!
- [laughs]
282
00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:21,503
I love your energy. Boom, boom!
283
00:09:21,538 --> 00:09:24,106
I love your energy. Boom, boom!
284
00:09:24,141 --> 00:09:26,152
Okay, get up there.
285
00:09:26,576 --> 00:09:28,743
Man, everybody here is so creepy.
286
00:09:28,778 --> 00:09:31,065
Yeah. Is that Hitchcock and Scully?
287
00:09:31,514 --> 00:09:33,948
- Boom, boom, Bill!
- Boom, boom!
288
00:09:33,983 --> 00:09:35,116
Yeah, that tracks.
289
00:09:35,151 --> 00:09:36,684
All right, let's get a move on.
290
00:09:36,719 --> 00:09:38,186
The longer I stay here,
the more horrified I get.
291
00:09:38,221 --> 00:09:39,454
I know. Have you seen all these posters
292
00:09:39,489 --> 00:09:41,296
of David Stovelman's wife, Debby?
293
00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:43,591
"I'm happy healthy and alive."
294
00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:45,727
- Oh, Debbie dead.
- Debbie real dead.
295
00:09:45,762 --> 00:09:47,261
All right, Bill said that the offices
296
00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:48,563
are behind that roped-off area.
297
00:09:48,598 --> 00:09:50,064
[sighs] We're gonna need a distraction.
298
00:09:50,099 --> 00:09:51,799
Well, if I know cults,
this meeting will start
299
00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:53,868
with an insanely over-the-top
nonsense video.
300
00:09:53,903 --> 00:09:55,437
- Huh.
- Hello, Admirals.
301
00:09:55,472 --> 00:09:56,972
Please turn your eyes to the monitors
302
00:09:57,007 --> 00:09:59,007
for a special hello
from NutriBoom elite,
303
00:09:59,042 --> 00:10:00,008
Jay Chandrasekhar.
304
00:10:00,043 --> 00:10:01,943
Boom, boom, everybody!
305
00:10:01,978 --> 00:10:03,712
All: Boom, boom, Jay!
306
00:10:03,747 --> 00:10:05,214
- And there's our distraction.
- When I first met
307
00:10:05,249 --> 00:10:06,750
Docter David Stovelman,
308
00:10:06,785 --> 00:10:09,484
I had no idea my amino acids
could be so high
309
00:10:09,519 --> 00:10:11,434
or so low.
310
00:10:11,921 --> 00:10:13,454
Ugh, guys.
311
00:10:13,489 --> 00:10:15,490
Gary is killing my productivity.
312
00:10:15,525 --> 00:10:17,925
Terry, how did you used to deal
with having an Amy?
313
00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:20,261
I didn't have to do anything.
You've always been great.
314
00:10:20,296 --> 00:10:21,796
Cut the crap, Terry. I'm drowning.
315
00:10:21,831 --> 00:10:24,065
Fine. When you got
too difficult to deal with,
316
00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:25,229
I'd pull rank.
317
00:10:25,466 --> 00:10:27,669
- Did that work?
- No. Not even once.
318
00:10:27,704 --> 00:10:29,337
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
319
00:10:29,372 --> 00:10:30,605
Well, you could always
just wait for Gary
320
00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:32,107
to find his Jake and then eventually,
321
00:10:32,142 --> 00:10:34,310
over time, they'll each become
10% easier to deal with.
322
00:10:34,345 --> 00:10:35,878
Gary will never find love.
323
00:10:35,913 --> 00:10:37,246
He is unlovable.
324
00:10:37,281 --> 00:10:38,915
- Gina, what do I do?
- No, I don't know
325
00:10:38,950 --> 00:10:40,083
how to deal with an Amy.
326
00:10:40,118 --> 00:10:43,551
But there is this girl Wanda
in my Mommy & Me class.
327
00:10:43,586 --> 00:10:46,454
She's such a pill.
She's so into her baby
328
00:10:46,489 --> 00:10:48,489
and not into the other babies
and it's like,
329
00:10:48,524 --> 00:10:49,757
oh, cool, well, congrats.
330
00:10:49,792 --> 00:10:51,293
Your baby rolled over early.
331
00:10:51,328 --> 00:10:52,729
- Like, who cares?
- I don't have time
332
00:10:52,764 --> 00:10:55,266
- for this, Gina.
- And that is how
333
00:10:55,301 --> 00:10:56,735
you deal with an Amy.
334
00:10:56,770 --> 00:10:58,470
You talk about something
she's not interested in
335
00:10:58,505 --> 00:11:01,849
- until she walks away.
- Ohh, brilliant.
336
00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:04,005
[laughs] Stupid cult.
337
00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:06,407
They labeled their financial
records "financial records."
338
00:11:06,442 --> 00:11:07,656
[laughs] Dummies.
339
00:11:08,878 --> 00:11:10,645
Uh-oh, Jake. We got a NutriBoomer
340
00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:11,979
approaching at 12:00.
341
00:11:12,014 --> 00:11:13,304
The file just started downloading.
342
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,573
- How much time do we have?
- I don't know,
343
00:11:14,608 --> 00:11:15,940
- but he's a polka dotter.
- Polka Dotter...
344
00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:17,810
- what does that mean?
- Of the eight types of walkers?
345
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,611
Polka dotters, drivers, arm swingers,
346
00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:21,147
stompers... you don't know about this?
347
00:11:21,182 --> 00:11:23,464
Nobody does, Charles. You clearly
just read some weird blog post.
348
00:11:23,499 --> 00:11:25,692
First of all, Popmango.com
is not a weird blog.
349
00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:26,727
It's infotainment.
350
00:11:26,762 --> 00:11:28,062
Secondly, polka dot walkers
351
00:11:28,097 --> 00:11:29,183
take short strides on their toes.
352
00:11:29,218 --> 00:11:30,694
I don't wanna learn
about polka dotters right now.
353
00:11:30,729 --> 00:11:31,663
Just get out there and stall him.
354
00:11:31,698 --> 00:11:32,630
But... gah!
355
00:11:33,014 --> 00:11:35,136
Hello, bud. Boom, boom.
356
00:11:35,171 --> 00:11:36,638
Boom, boom. Bill.
357
00:11:36,673 --> 00:11:37,806
What are you doing back here?
358
00:11:37,841 --> 00:11:39,408
This floor's closed on the weekend.
359
00:11:39,443 --> 00:11:41,309
You know me, just gotta stretch my legs.
360
00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:42,844
I'm really sore from Pilates.
361
00:11:42,879 --> 00:11:44,545
But NutriBoom doesn't allow Pilates.
362
00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:46,013
It's a pseudoscience.
363
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:49,283
Right, no. Pilates is the name of my
364
00:11:49,318 --> 00:11:50,985
most recent sexual partner.
365
00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:52,120
Boom, boom!
366
00:11:52,155 --> 00:11:53,788
Boom, boom. You seem off, man.
367
00:11:53,823 --> 00:11:55,690
Your voice is different,
you're not sucking on
368
00:11:55,725 --> 00:11:57,608
- your signature lollipop.
- Right.
369
00:11:58,279 --> 00:12:00,461
I guess I just woke up
on the wrong side of the bed.
370
00:12:00,496 --> 00:12:02,029
Since when do you sleep in a bed?
371
00:12:02,064 --> 00:12:03,231
Why are you being so weird?
372
00:12:03,266 --> 00:12:04,556
What are you doing back here?
373
00:12:04,730 --> 00:12:06,229
I know what's going on.
374
00:12:06,736 --> 00:12:09,070
You're fishing for one of
my patented neck massages,
375
00:12:09,105 --> 00:12:09,988
aren't you?
376
00:12:10,419 --> 00:12:12,940
- There's the Bill I know.
- Present and accounted for.
377
00:12:12,975 --> 00:12:16,137
Now turn around and gimme me that neck.
378
00:12:17,747 --> 00:12:19,213
You're not gonna do it from the front?
379
00:12:19,248 --> 00:12:22,037
Well, of course. I mean,
that's how I do it.
380
00:12:22,718 --> 00:12:24,752
[sighs]
381
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:27,789
Oh, that's the good stuff. Boom, boom.
382
00:12:27,824 --> 00:12:28,923
Boom, boom.
383
00:12:29,025 --> 00:12:31,392
♪ ♪
384
00:12:31,427 --> 00:12:33,190
Hey, where's my eye contact?
385
00:12:35,731 --> 00:12:36,798
I got the files.
386
00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:38,332
I told you it would work.
387
00:12:38,367 --> 00:12:41,067
- Wait, what's wrong?
- They formed a line, Jake.
388
00:12:42,101 --> 00:12:43,700
They formed a line.
389
00:12:45,437 --> 00:12:48,485
Ugh... No evidence of wrong
doing in any of these files.
390
00:12:48,691 --> 00:12:49,990
Credit where credit is due,
391
00:12:50,025 --> 00:12:51,592
NutriBoom is good at criminal activity.
392
00:12:51,627 --> 00:12:53,260
Well, they're terrible at making shakes.
393
00:12:53,295 --> 00:12:56,164
Right? The only listed ingredient
is "foreign substance."
394
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:59,044
And the flavor is called
"Almost Cherry."
395
00:12:59,202 --> 00:13:00,735
And I can't stop drinking it.
396
00:13:00,771 --> 00:13:03,102
This is interesting.
There's a major transaction
397
00:13:03,138 --> 00:13:04,470
- on June 10th.
- My dad's birthday!
398
00:13:04,506 --> 00:13:06,006
You really think that's what I thought
399
00:13:06,041 --> 00:13:07,441
- was interesting about it?
- I don't know.
400
00:13:07,476 --> 00:13:09,276
It's a payment for
100 grand to ScepterCore.
401
00:13:09,312 --> 00:13:11,245
Isn't that one of those
black ops security firms
402
00:13:11,281 --> 00:13:13,146
- that ex-SEALs worked for?
- Yes, it is.
403
00:13:13,182 --> 00:13:14,882
- And on June 10th...
- My dad's birthday.
404
00:13:14,917 --> 00:13:17,079
Are you just trying to get me to
remember your dad's birthday now?
405
00:13:17,115 --> 00:13:18,087
I mean, it wouldn't kill you to call.
406
00:13:18,123 --> 00:13:19,483
We don't have time to talk about this.
407
00:13:19,519 --> 00:13:21,453
Your dad's birthday is the same day
408
00:13:21,489 --> 00:13:23,123
that Debbie Stovelman
went missing last year.
409
00:13:23,158 --> 00:13:24,792
I bet the payment is a paper trail
410
00:13:24,827 --> 00:13:26,894
for the hit Stovelman
took out on his wife.
411
00:13:26,929 --> 00:13:28,395
This just became a murder case.
412
00:13:28,430 --> 00:13:30,397
Maybe, but it's not enough
to open an investigation.
413
00:13:30,432 --> 00:13:32,633
Right, but it is enough
to make Stovelman nervous.
414
00:13:32,668 --> 00:13:34,280
- We just have to get to him.
- Oh, no.
415
00:13:34,636 --> 00:13:35,936
Do I have to go as Bill again?
416
00:13:35,971 --> 00:13:37,137
No, don't worry. He isn't big enough
417
00:13:37,172 --> 00:13:38,739
to earn face time with the founder.
418
00:13:38,775 --> 00:13:40,389
We have to take this
to the highest level.
419
00:13:40,943 --> 00:13:42,571
Both: Jay Chandrasekhar!
420
00:13:43,712 --> 00:13:45,145
Hey, Gina. Thanks for nothin'!
421
00:13:45,180 --> 00:13:47,481
- Oh, you're welcome.
- I said, for nothin'.
422
00:13:47,516 --> 00:13:49,483
Your boring story didn't work.
423
00:13:49,518 --> 00:13:52,786
So my friend Wanda,
she just loves the oceans.
424
00:13:52,888 --> 00:13:55,689
The Pacific, the Atlantic, the Indian...
425
00:13:55,724 --> 00:13:58,692
Ooh, ooh! What is her take on straits?
426
00:13:58,727 --> 00:14:00,205
Because I love the Bering.
427
00:14:00,462 --> 00:14:02,996
We talked about
bodies of water for hours.
428
00:14:03,031 --> 00:14:05,733
Damn, the Force is strong with this Amy.
429
00:14:05,768 --> 00:14:07,000
Look, I wasn't gonna tell you this,
430
00:14:07,035 --> 00:14:08,502
but you should just do what I used to do
431
00:14:08,537 --> 00:14:10,270
- when I needed to escape you.
- What did you do?
432
00:14:10,305 --> 00:14:12,106
Literally escape you.
Always be on the move.
433
00:14:12,141 --> 00:14:13,407
Never be static. Like a shark.
434
00:14:13,442 --> 00:14:14,875
That way he can't catch your attention.
435
00:14:14,910 --> 00:14:17,077
That's right! That is what we did.
436
00:14:17,112 --> 00:14:18,812
- But you all did that?
- Mm-hmm.
437
00:14:18,847 --> 00:14:20,848
[sighs] Okay, but Rosa, how did you...
438
00:14:20,883 --> 00:14:22,997
Rosa? W-where did she...
439
00:14:23,752 --> 00:14:26,150
Damn, you guys are good.
440
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,956
There he is. How did you know
he'd be at this coffee shop?
441
00:14:28,991 --> 00:14:31,191
"US Weekly." He's pictured
here all the time.
442
00:14:31,293 --> 00:14:32,793
He's coming out. All right, look,
443
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:33,960
this guy is into NutriBoom pretty deep.
444
00:14:34,062 --> 00:14:36,363
But if we apply enough pressure,
we may get him to crack.
445
00:14:36,398 --> 00:14:37,431
Copy that.
446
00:14:37,466 --> 00:14:38,698
Hi, excuse me.
447
00:14:38,801 --> 00:14:40,234
Mr. Chandrasekhar,
we wanted to talk to you
448
00:14:40,269 --> 00:14:41,835
- about NutriBoom.
- All right!
449
00:14:41,870 --> 00:14:43,604
- Boom, boom, guys.
- Both: Boom, boom!
450
00:14:43,639 --> 00:14:45,906
- We're with the NYPD.
- Oh, my God. Seriously?
451
00:14:45,941 --> 00:14:46,961
You guys have to save me.
452
00:14:46,997 --> 00:14:48,108
- Can you get me out?
- What's that now?
453
00:14:48,144 --> 00:14:49,679
NutriBoom is a scam and a cult.
454
00:14:49,715 --> 00:14:51,145
- They've ruined my life.
- Really?
455
00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:52,713
You look so happy in the videos.
456
00:14:52,749 --> 00:14:54,544
You'd pretend to be happy too
if you knew what they did to me.
457
00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:56,449
- Testicular torture?
- Yeah.
458
00:14:56,552 --> 00:14:57,851
- [inhales] Ohh.
- Look,
459
00:14:57,886 --> 00:14:59,419
we have reason to believe
David Stovelman
460
00:14:59,454 --> 00:15:00,587
murdered his wife, Debbie.
461
00:15:00,622 --> 00:15:01,889
- Yeah, duh!
- All right, Jay.
462
00:15:01,924 --> 00:15:03,323
- Try to remain calm, here.
- Sorry.
463
00:15:03,358 --> 00:15:04,825
- I'm just so scarred.
- Right,
464
00:15:04,861 --> 00:15:06,227
from the nard torture.
465
00:15:06,263 --> 00:15:07,996
Look, we have evidence
that could tie David
466
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:09,766
to his wife's death,
but we need your help
467
00:15:09,802 --> 00:15:11,659
- to get to him.
- Yeah, I'll do whatever you want.
468
00:15:11,695 --> 00:15:13,181
You have no idea how terrible they are.
469
00:15:13,217 --> 00:15:15,135
Trust me, I do.
They took ten grand from me.
470
00:15:15,236 --> 00:15:16,936
Boo-hoo, they kidnapped my dog.
471
00:15:16,972 --> 00:15:18,372
Okay, well, no need to compare stakes.
472
00:15:18,407 --> 00:15:20,207
Although I doubt your dog
cost $10,000. [scoffs]
473
00:15:20,242 --> 00:15:21,608
You can't put a price on life.
474
00:15:21,643 --> 00:15:23,694
You're absolutely right. Thank
you so much for your help, sir.
475
00:15:24,713 --> 00:15:25,879
- Sergeant?
- Aah!
476
00:15:25,914 --> 00:15:27,014
I need to tell you something.
477
00:15:27,049 --> 00:15:28,448
Great. Can't wait to hear it.
478
00:15:28,483 --> 00:15:30,150
First, could you pass
that thing over there?
479
00:15:30,185 --> 00:15:32,524
Sure, yes. Oh, what thing? I don't...
480
00:15:33,772 --> 00:15:34,840
Sergeant?
481
00:15:35,224 --> 00:15:36,971
- Sergeant!
- Oh, hey.
482
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:41,555
Sergeant?
483
00:15:42,663 --> 00:15:43,813
Sergeant?
484
00:15:49,037 --> 00:15:50,422
[sighs] Okay.
485
00:15:51,006 --> 00:15:53,567
Let's finally get these shelves up.
486
00:15:54,831 --> 00:15:57,065
Goes perfect.
487
00:15:57,679 --> 00:15:59,447
Ohh! Oh, no.
488
00:15:59,569 --> 00:16:01,269
Oh, there you are.
489
00:16:01,516 --> 00:16:03,951
I was trying to tell you
not to use that wall.
490
00:16:03,986 --> 00:16:05,537
It has water damage.
491
00:16:06,515 --> 00:16:07,560
Noted.
492
00:16:08,323 --> 00:16:11,124
So Stovelman will pick up Jay
and take him to lunch.
493
00:16:11,226 --> 00:16:12,960
We trail them, and then
when they get comfortable,
494
00:16:12,995 --> 00:16:14,628
ambush 'em with the intel
about his wife.
495
00:16:14,663 --> 00:16:17,564
Wow. I can't believe we're
working a sting operation
496
00:16:17,599 --> 00:16:18,999
- with a celebrity.
- I know.
497
00:16:19,034 --> 00:16:20,434
I feel like we're in "Oceans 11."
498
00:16:20,469 --> 00:16:21,501
You're such a Clooney.
499
00:16:21,536 --> 00:16:23,203
- Ooh, and I'm Elliot Gould.
- Wow.
500
00:16:23,238 --> 00:16:25,428
Just skipped right over
Pitt and Damon, huh?
501
00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:27,474
- I've been good!
- Oh, no!
502
00:16:27,509 --> 00:16:29,543
- Those are NutriCore guys.
- They're taking Jay!
503
00:16:29,578 --> 00:16:31,577
It's not a pick up. It's a throw in.
504
00:16:32,147 --> 00:16:33,647
- Where's Jay?
- Hey, Bill.
505
00:16:33,682 --> 00:16:35,082
- Boom, boom!
- No boom, boom.
506
00:16:35,117 --> 00:16:37,150
- I am not Bill.
- Look, we're with the NYPD.
507
00:16:37,252 --> 00:16:39,853
We saw two NutriCore thugs
kidnap Jay and bring him here.
508
00:16:39,888 --> 00:16:41,655
- Now where is he?
- Bill, you're a cop!
509
00:16:41,690 --> 00:16:43,690
- No, I am not Bill!
- If you don't cooperate,
510
00:16:43,725 --> 00:16:45,525
we'll consider you an accessory
to this crime.
511
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,027
I don't know what you mean by crime.
512
00:16:47,062 --> 00:16:48,328
Jay's just voluntarily hanging out with
513
00:16:48,363 --> 00:16:50,197
some nutrition
specialists in the basement.
514
00:16:50,232 --> 00:16:51,965
You can see for yourself
if you'd like, Bill.
515
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,667
I will see for myself,
but I am not Bill.
516
00:16:53,702 --> 00:16:54,935
- Good one, Bill.
- Oh!
517
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:55,988
Get out of here.
518
00:16:56,405 --> 00:16:59,172
- Jay! Oh, my God.
- Boom, boom, guys!
519
00:16:59,207 --> 00:17:01,074
What? We saw them take you.
Are you okay?
520
00:17:01,109 --> 00:17:02,643
What are you talking about? [laughs]
521
00:17:02,678 --> 00:17:05,145
- Oh, the van thing?
- Yeah, Jay. The van thing.
522
00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:06,647
Those are just my friends
from NutriBoom.
523
00:17:06,682 --> 00:17:08,448
They were worried about
my amino acid levels,
524
00:17:08,483 --> 00:17:11,313
so they rushed me straight here
to give me more or less of them.
525
00:17:11,349 --> 00:17:12,686
Why are you talking like that?
526
00:17:12,721 --> 00:17:13,758
What did they do to you?
527
00:17:14,022 --> 00:17:15,055
- [dog barks]
- Oh, I see.
528
00:17:15,090 --> 00:17:16,064
They gave you back your dog.
529
00:17:16,099 --> 00:17:17,724
No, they found my dog.
530
00:17:17,759 --> 00:17:19,893
He was wandering around a park
for a year.
531
00:17:19,928 --> 00:17:21,828
Come on, man. Pull it together.
532
00:17:21,863 --> 00:17:23,163
These people are evil, remember?
533
00:17:23,198 --> 00:17:24,831
David Stovelman murdered his wife.
534
00:17:24,867 --> 00:17:26,192
You mean me?
535
00:17:26,228 --> 00:17:29,095
- Both: Debbie Stovelman.
- Boom, boom.
536
00:17:29,237 --> 00:17:31,671
She is happy, healthy and alive.
537
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,463
Hey, Captain. Just wanted to say
538
00:17:36,498 --> 00:17:37,923
sorry about the hole in the wall.
539
00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:39,358
I've already called maintenance.
540
00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:40,859
- Okay. Anything else?
- God, you're good.
541
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:42,194
You saw right through me.
542
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,433
I failed as a manager.
543
00:17:43,469 --> 00:17:46,665
I couldn't deal with this overeager
officer who kept pestering me.
544
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:48,467
- Ohh, you have an...
- Both: Amy.
545
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,636
Yes, I know. We've been
through it a lot today.
546
00:17:50,671 --> 00:17:52,237
Well, you should've come to me.
547
00:17:52,474 --> 00:17:53,908
I know exactly what it's like to be you.
548
00:17:53,944 --> 00:17:55,140
You used to be an Amy?
549
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,403
No, I never had your level
of insecurity.
550
00:17:57,439 --> 00:17:59,248
I was referring to managing an Amy.
551
00:17:59,284 --> 00:18:01,747
Of course. Well, I'm not sure
there's anything left to try.
552
00:18:01,782 --> 00:18:03,048
No matter what I did,
553
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,717
he just kept interrupting me
554
00:18:04,752 --> 00:18:06,118
with all his own ideas.
555
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,352
- Were they good ideas?
- I don't know.
556
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:08,751
I didn't listen to them.
557
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:10,730
Damn.
558
00:18:10,766 --> 00:18:12,215
Did you just solve it that easily?
559
00:18:12,251 --> 00:18:15,868
Yes, I did. You see, managing Amy
is not a chore, it's a pleasure.
560
00:18:15,904 --> 00:18:17,896
- Because an Amy is a tool.
- I'm a tool?
561
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,660
Yes, you're a massive tool.
562
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,499
You're useful and valuable.
563
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:23,863
Sure, an Amy can be
intimidating sometimes
564
00:18:23,899 --> 00:18:25,633
because they have such strong ideas.
565
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:27,769
But you should always listen to an Amy
566
00:18:27,805 --> 00:18:29,541
because they will only make you better.
567
00:18:29,929 --> 00:18:33,054
At least, that's my experience.
568
00:18:34,195 --> 00:18:35,300
Thank you, sir.
569
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,080
Jay, would you please excuse us.
570
00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:39,816
I believe there's a brand new motorcycle
571
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,285
with your name on it upstairs.
572
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,854
- You guys are the best.
- [chuckles]
573
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,623
Thanks for bringing my dog back.
574
00:18:44,658 --> 00:18:46,324
He looks almost exactly the same.
575
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,093
- Come on.
- Boom, boom, Jake.
576
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,162
- Boom, boom, Charles.
- Boom, boom, Jay.
577
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:51,196
What's going on here?
578
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,164
- I thought you were murdered.
- I was never dead.
579
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,667
Then what was that 100k
payment to ScepterCore for?
580
00:18:55,914 --> 00:18:57,569
It was to get you off the grid.
581
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,371
Because the Feds were investigating you.
582
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,306
You can't indict someone
who doesn't exist.
583
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:02,607
So you're still working for NutriBoom?
584
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,177
Working for? I am NutriBoom.
585
00:19:05,502 --> 00:19:08,180
Look, your annoying little
crusade is wasting my time.
586
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:10,615
I want you to leave me
and my company alone.
587
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,451
Not gonna happen.
Now we know you're alive
588
00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:13,718
and I bet the Feds would be interested
589
00:19:13,754 --> 00:19:14,920
- in knowing that, too.
- Maybe,
590
00:19:14,956 --> 00:19:15,889
but the fact remains,
591
00:19:15,925 --> 00:19:17,492
I haven't committed any crimes...
592
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:18,790
that anyone can prove.
593
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,625
So you can try your luck with the Feds.
594
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,127
Or you can get your money back and go on
595
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:23,428
that expensive honeymoon.
596
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:24,729
How do you know about my honeymoon?
597
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,686
- I know everything.
- Oh, really?
598
00:19:26,722 --> 00:19:29,473
Because you don't know about
my big ass moral compass.
599
00:19:30,846 --> 00:19:32,182
Damn!
600
00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:35,893
I'm going to the Feds,
and you're going down.
601
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,810
Also, can you tell us
how to get out of here?
602
00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:40,578
This place is a real maze.
603
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:42,581
Oh, Officer Jennings?
604
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:43,748
Can I speak to you for a minute?
605
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:44,950
Of course. Nothing I like more
606
00:19:44,985 --> 00:19:46,418
than one-on-one time with my boss.
607
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:48,053
Wow, it's like staring in a mirror.
608
00:19:48,088 --> 00:19:49,454
- What?
- Nothing. [clears throat]
609
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,123
Listen, I wanna apologize.
610
00:19:51,158 --> 00:19:54,493
I ignored your ideas
and that was a mistake.
611
00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:56,094
Please, tell me your suggestions
612
00:19:56,129 --> 00:19:57,562
- for the filing system.
- It's actually
613
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,931
five suggestions and 23 sub suggestions.
614
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,766
- And I...
- After the briefing.
615
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,990
Ohh. Copy that. [chuckles]
616
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:06,037
All right, listen up, squad.
617
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:07,739
We had increased criminal activity
618
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,040
in the park last night, so we'll be
619
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:10,709
doubling our patrols there today.
620
00:20:10,744 --> 00:20:13,848
After the meeting,
I will be handing out new...
621
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:20,985
assignments.
622
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,875
Oh, my God, I did it.
623
00:20:24,733 --> 00:20:26,391
The Feds said our intel could help them
624
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:27,792
maybe take down Stovelman someday,
625
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,295
- but they didn't sound hopeful.
- Well, I'm glad
626
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,563
- you did the right thing.
- Really?
627
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:32,998
Even though it means
we now have no money
628
00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:34,633
- for a decent honeymoon?
- It's hard not to
629
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,067
say a really corny thing right now
630
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,869
about how every day's
a honeymoon with you.
631
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,338
Aww. Although, technically,
you did you just say it.
632
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:42,167
Which is very embarrassing for you.
633
00:20:44,464 --> 00:20:45,831
Jake, don't freak out.
634
00:20:45,867 --> 00:20:48,134
There's a really creepy guy
spying on us.
635
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:49,915
- [camera shutter clicks]
- Oh, no, no, no.
636
00:20:49,950 --> 00:20:51,616
That's just Phil from NutraBoom.
637
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,193
He'll be intimidating us from now on.
638
00:20:53,228 --> 00:20:56,020
There's an evil corporation
hell-bent on destroying us.
639
00:20:56,056 --> 00:20:57,882
Hi, Phil! Boom, boom!
640
00:20:58,533 --> 00:21:00,033
Say, "Boom, boom," darling.
641
00:21:00,068 --> 00:21:01,000
Boom, boom.
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