All language subtitles for wizards_beyond_waverly_place_s02e01

Minister McFiglehorn, I've been waiting.

Lord Morses, I've brought you the Eye of
Eveline.

Excellent.

I have a very important job for you. I
assure you, I will not let you down.

I'll make sure that you don't.

With this.

Now you are

fully under my control.

If the prophecy is to be fulfilled, I
must have the young wizard's power.

But the Russo's will never let that
happen.

They're too strong together.

Then we must break them apart.

Okay,

we're done laughing.

I know. I'm late. But don't worry. Your
number one student is here.

Let the wizarding begin.

Nice work, Roman.

Whoa. You started the wizarding without
your number one student?

Billy, you weren't his number one
student. You were his one student.

difference.

Sorry, Billy. We had to get started. Now
that the boys have powers, you're not

the only wizard I'm teaching anymore.

And I'm already getting good with my
wand. I've only had it for two days, and

already know how to scratch my back with
it. You already taught him scratches my

back, Gus?

No, you're just using it like a stick.

Milo, stop messing around. We have a ton
of work ahead of us. I have to get you

all ready to compete in the Family
Wizard competition.

That's not for three years.

Check it out. I got myself a new spell.
I call it Itch -us -my -arm -pit -us.

Three years is suddenly feeling like not
enough time.

Well, if only one of us can be the
Family Wizard and keep our powers,

knows it's going to be me.

Learning is my superpower.

I thought turning milk into farts was
your superpower.

I wouldn't talk to me that way.

Unlike you, I know how to use my wand.

I know how to use my wand, too.

Ow!

Yeah,

I think I got this competition locked
up. You wish.

Too bad there isn't a way to prove who's
the better wizard.

Oh, wait, there is.

Numbers rise, points are scored. Track
them with the Bibbidi -Bobbidi -Port.

It follows our progress and gives us
points for every new spell we learn.

not going to be distracting.

Sweet. Got another point for doing the
Bibbidi -Bobbidi -Board spell.

It's fine. I'll catch up. Leave. You've
got five points. Talk to me when you've

got 500.

Yes! Another point.

Hey, Billy, remember a month ago when
you said to talk to you when I had 500

points? Yeah.

What do you want to talk about?

Everything is not what it seems when you
can have what you want by the simplest

of means.

Be careful not to mess with the balance
of things because everything is not what

it seems.

Everything is not what it seems.

Yes, please.

What it seems.

Thing is, you're pronouncing the snack
spell wrong. Roman, I've been doing

since you were in diapers. I'm pretty
sure I know how to say Tamius Yummius.

That's just it. It's Tamius Yummius. I
always put the emphasis on me.

Yeah, you do. That's why you're
annoying.

You're just jealous because my brain is
wired for magic.

I'm like Mozart with music or Da Vinci
with painting or a sports guy with

sports.

I'm just explaining to Roman that I'm
the best wizard in the house, and I

will be. Oh, so nothing's new.

Hey, guys.

Great lesson today. But, Roman, next
time you try to correct my

don't. Wait so long. I sounded like an
idiot.

Not anymore, you know. You better watch
out, Billy. Pretty soon this guy is

going to be teaching the class.

Up top!

Woo!

Like Roman could ever teach me how to be
a wizard.

Up top!

I could teach you how to do that, too.

Having all the kids in the lair has been
so much fun. Billy's doing great, and

you should see Roman. He just soaks up
magic.

And? And what?

You forgot about Milo.

I said Milo. No, you didn't. I didn't?

Oh, well, that's because he's a pleasure
to have in class.

That's what teachers say on your report
card when they don't have anything good

to say on your report card.

Wait, does everyone know we do that?

I've got to come up with a new report
card lie.

Look, I get that Roman is a lot like you
were when you were a student, and

you're excited about that, but just
don't forget about Billy and Milo.

Won't forget about Billy.

And Milo. Right.

Hey, Dad!

I finally learned my first spell!

Oh, that's great, buddy!

Let's see it.

Junkies Matrunkies!

Magic is no joke. I know. I worked
really hard on Junkus Matrinkus.

My backyard's got a backyard!

Milo, you need to start taking magic
more seriously.

Like your brother.

Justin.

Giada, he's starting the sixth grade
this year. He's not a little kid

You're not going to be a great wizard if
you don't start taking magic more

seriously.

Fine. I'll go in the lair and spend the
rest of the day working on serious

spells. Is that what you want?

Uh, yeah, that'd be great.

Fine. Then that's where I'll be.

Shrunkus his trunkus.

Thank you.

I don't even know what I was worried
about. Roman learned all the easy

So what? He's gonna slow down.

Not worried.

Oh, two more that time.

Still not worried.

That's a threefer.

Okay, I gotta do something.

You could study harder.

When's it quit playing? You know I'm
gonna cast a spell on him.

Let's see.

Ooh, reverse curse. Here's one I've
never done.

I'll cast this on him, and his points
will go down.

Time unfound. Cast this curse. But this
boy in reverse.

every time he casts a spell?

He'll lose the point.

I assume.

Do you hear a baby crying?

Nope. You don't either.

Okay, that's a baby crying.

Billy, you turned Roman into a baby.

You don't know that. That could be any
baby. It's wearing flat French cheetos

and a cardigan.

Dang it, I turned Roman into a baby.

I turned Roman into a baby.

It's fine. We'll get him into a good
preschool, and in 14 years, it'll be

this never happened.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but he
is kind of cute.

Of course I'm cute. I'm a baby.

Why are you looking at me like you can't
understand me?

Oh, no. I can only make baby noises. You
can't hear what I'm thinking.

I have to find a way to turn him back
before anyone finds out.

And before I have to change his diaper.
I'm not doing that.

Dad wants me to be more like Roman? I
will be exactly like Roman.

I love school. Learning is my
superpower.

Dude, that was a perfect Roman. I gotta
do it for Billy.

No, this is exactly what Dad was talking
about.

Milo, you have to take magic more
seriously.

Dude, that was a perfect dad. I gotta do
it for Mom.

Come on, Milo.

Would you stop being hilarious and just
study?

I just need to sneak into the house and
find the perfect place to hide this.

Minister McFickleheart?

What are you doing here?

I, uh... Did you come to see if I was
doing serious magic?

Yes. That's why I'm here.

How's it going?

Short answer or long answer? Short
answer.

It was the morning of my father's
birthday.

I was in my bedroom when Billy came
through my mirror.

This is the short version?

Yeah, the long version starts when my
parents decided to try for a girl.

So where was I?

It was the morning of my father's
birthday.

Man, there's gotta be a spell in here to
turn you back.

I didn't think it was possible for you
to cry more than you do as a teenager.

This crying is perfectly justified
because you turned me into a baby.

You must be hungry.

I'm not hungry.

Maybe you want a binky. I don't need a
binky. I'm 14.

Why won't you just go to sleep?

Rock -a -bye, Roman, on the treetop.

Oh, yeah, like your dumb song's gonna
make me...

Finally, some peace and quiet.

Billy!

Danny, it's winter. I just got up to
sleep.

Why are you yelling at me?

I'm the one who had to go to three
different stores to get baby supplies.

Well, while you were out having a great
time shopping, I was here, caring for

our little bundle of joy.

Billy, please.

Let's not fight in front of the baby.

Can you just hold them so I can find a
spell to fix this?

No, no, no. Don't give me the winter.

You've seen her phone screen. She drops
the thing like four times a day.

How was price call?

Weird. I know I'm wrong about this, but
I swear I saw Winter buying diapers in

bulk.

Anyway, have you seen Milo? I got some
fun back -to -school stuff I want to

him. I think he's in the lair studying.

Has he been in there this whole time?

I was worried this would happen when you
compared him to Roman. If Milo wants to

win the Family Wizard competition, I'm
sorry, but he's going to have to be a

little more like Roman. I don't have a
sub shop to give him if he loses.

Wait, Max got stuck making sandwiches
because he lost the competition?

Yeah, and you've seen Milo make a
sandwich.

Wizard or nothing for that kid.

I just, I want to be sure you didn't
hurt his feelings.

I didn't hurt his feelings. He is in
there studying. I motivated him.

Yeah, is that how your dad motivated
Alex? By telling her to be more like

Oh, are you kidding me? When my dad did
that, Alex conjured a genie and she

erased me from existence.

You know what, I'm going to go check on
Milo.

That is good.

Slides right down.

It's kind of fun not having teeth.

And I thought I could eat a lot of
pureed asparagus.

There's no counterspell in here for
reverse curse.

You're telling me I'm stuck like this?

No, no, don't cry.

Do I feel crying?

Oh, where did that baby come from?

Oh, Mrs. Russo, I can't believe I'm the
first to tell you this. Okay, when two

people love each other very much... Oh,
we're babysitting.

Yep. We started babysitting, you know,
for neighborhood babies and some small

dogs.

Aw, I used to babysit when I was your
age.

Mom! Mom, it's me!

Oh, this guy seems really uptight.

Roman used to get fussy like this,
mostly when he needed his diapy changed.

I'm out.

You wimps. I'll do it. Oh, who's a Mr.

Stinky Bottom?

This is humiliating.

And look, we can't keep this up much
longer.

Too bad you can't just reverse the
reverse curse.

That's it. I'll just say it's spelled
backwards. But I have to get the baby

from Giada before she figures out it's
Roman. I know this, Tushy.

She figured it out.

Uh, why is my 14 -year -old son a baby?

Um... Roman was trying to do a spell
that was too hard for him, and he turned

himself into a baby. I told him not to.

Like she's ever gonna believe that.

I believe it. Ugh, come on!

Roman's been so obsessed with getting
more points than you, it was only a

of time before one of his spells
backfired. I'll go get Justin. He'll fix

Here, take Roman. I have to fix this.

But Giotti just said... I know what she
said, but if Justin fixes it, I don't

get the points.

This is still about the points?

It was always about the points.

I heard a dog barking, and I thought it
was our neighbor's dog. But no, our

neighbor has a fish.

What are you talking about?

It's kind of hoping you knew.

I am never getting in that house.

Hey, Milo, I want... Uh, Minister
McFingalhorn!

What a surprise.

Did you call the tribunal? I didn't call
them. She just showed up.

There's something different about you. I
got new glasses.

Sure. Let's go with that.

I heard there are issues with your
students. I'd like to speak to Roman and

Billy inside your house.

Issues? There are no issues.

Roman misused a spell and it turned him
into a baby.

One second, but maybe we should just
talk in here.

All right, Roman, if I fix this, any
chance we could keep this between us?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

All right, I just have to say this curse
in reverse.

Reverse in.

Reverse in.

Yeah, there's no way I'm going to
remember this.

You are so lucky I'm the president of
the cue card club.

But yes, Winter.

Reverse and boy this put.

Curse this cast.

Unbound time.

Did it work?

Is he back?

You are in so much trouble.

Yeah, he's back.

What the heck? Why did I lose a point?

I'll tell you why.

Because you did.

Do the spell right.

Hey, on the bright side, you're not a
baby anymore.

And yet I'm still wearing a diaper.

Billy, you have to do something fast.

I ain't getting any younger.

He's really not.

This is bad. If he keeps aging, he's
going to eventually, you know... What?

What?

Stop aging. Like Paul Rudd?

No, Winter, like, he's going to die.

I'm going to die?

That you heard?

I'm telling Dad.

Hurry, we have to figure out how to fix
this before he tells.

And I think we've got time.

Professor Russo, if there are no issues,
why can't I go inside your house?

You're not hiding something from me. I
am not hiding something from you.

Dad, why can't you go into the house?
Because I'm hiding something from her.

Roman's a baby.

Well, everybody knows that.

No, Roman turned himself into an actual
baby, and I can't let McFiglehorn see.

I know just a spell to help.

But you only know one spell.

Wait, Milo.

I know.

It's not serious magic.

No, I was actually going to say, that's
genius.

Um, excuse me for a moment. Just give me
a second. I'll go in there and just,

um, tidy up.

I'm done waiting.

I'm going in. Me first.

Oh,

no. I'm stuck.

What a pain in the... Well, you know, I
was stuck in my butt.

How did Roman turn himself into a baby?

So, I'm not exactly sure, but I can tell
you he is just as adorable as when he

was born.

Oh, Justin, should we have another one?

Good! You'll never believe what Billy
just did.

Out of my way, old man!

Watch it, whippersnapper!

Roman? I thought you said he was turned
into a baby.

Um, we started senior sitting. You know,
for neighborhood old people.

And some small dogs.

Somebody tell me what's happening.

Okay, fine.

When I saw how fast Roman was getting
points on the board, I was afraid he was

going to catch up to me.

So I did a reverse curse on him to
reverse his progress. But I ended up

him into a baby.

And let me guess, you tried to reverse
the reverse curse and you turned him

an old man.

Great work, Dad.

You figured it out.

Are you giving him the slow clap?

No, I'm just old.

This is as fast as I can clap.

I will reverse the reverse -reverse
curse and he'll be back to normal. No, I

have to fix it.

Whoa.

Uh... Am I back to normal?

Not exactly.

Enough of this.

Shrunkus is... No!

Dad, I got a wind!

Wrong side.

Let me do it. I'll do it.

All the magic up today with this spell I
take away.

I'm going to miss dragging that wagon.

It's tough getting old.

Now I know why Mom turned 32 three
times.

You sure you want to take a swing at me?
I changed your diaper today.

Well, did I say 32 because I meant 22?
Who put a reverse curse on you, young

lady?

Hey, Roman.

I'm really sorry. I probably shouldn't
have done that spell.

You definitely shouldn't have done that
spell.

I guess I was just so used to being
Justin's only student. And now that

three of us, it's like, if I'm not the
best, I don't know what makes me

Billy, you're always going to be
special.

Yeah, you're our sister.

So you think of me?

Yeah, you took care of me when I needed
you.

Great that I only needed you because you
turned me into a baby.

So, you're not mad at me?

Oh, no. I'm furious.

And I'm mad at my sister, but can't do
anything about it because we're family

kind of way.

Minister McFicklehorn!

How did you get in here?

Through the mirror upstairs.

But I took your wand.

And I took yours. It was in your back
pocket.

I mean, to be fair, me and my butt were
in separate rooms, so...

Well, as you can see, there are no
issues.

Everything's under control with my
students.

We'll see about that.

Did she change her whole everything?

Yeah, I think she's going through
something.

I'm sorry I forgot about the wand in my
back pocket. And I know what you're

going to say.

Roman would have remembered.

That is not what I was going to say.

I mean, I would have.

I don't know.

Sorry, he's cranky because he missed his
nap.

Milo, I'm the one who should be
apologizing to you.

I should have never compared you to
Roman.

I don't want you to be anyone but you.

You are fun, you're creative, you're
unique.

I mean, no one else would have thought
of stalling McFiglehorn with that spell.

But you said to be a great wizard. I
needed to be serious.

You are going to be a great wizard.

You're just going to do it.

In your own way.

So that was you buying diapers at
Priceco earlier.

And that was you getting yelled at for
taking too many teriyaki meatball

samples. You know what? I don't think we
saw each other. I wasn't even at

Priceco.

Okay, Roman. New deal. We forget about
the Bibbidi -Bobbidi board and support

each other on our journey to becoming
the best wizards we can be.

You almost had me.

I can barely keep a straight face.
You're going down.

Did you place the object in the house as

I asked?

Yes. And to be honest, it was easier
than I thought.

I think they're going through something.

Good.

Soon the Russo's will fall.

And Billy's power will be mine!