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Hey fuckers, glad you made it on the inside.

I'm Paul Taylor, and welcome to my reality show.

Only there's a difference.

In this reality show, I search the streets of the UK for the filthiest

-time girl.

I will say anything to get my cocks up.

I'm actually a good liar, and I tell them I'm a porn producer, and that I

make them famous. I even convince real porn stars that I'm a big shot.

I'm just your everyday nerd.

who doesn't give a fuck.

All I have at my disposal is my home video camera and my sexy camera lady,

Scarlet Grey, who's also a bit of a perv herself, actually.

We are the perfect team in conning the panties off these girls. So what's the

luckiest nerd on the planet? Con his way into lots of pussy.

All I care about is my own sexual gratification with no thought for

As long as I blow my load, I'm happy.

bookkeeping trout

cum slut Stella.

That's all you need to fucking say, innit?

Fucking hell. She's got loads of free videos. Sexy slut sucks another cough.

Sexy slut gets fucked from behind.

Sexy slut sucks an Italian cock.

She's fucking loads of commercials. She's fucking eating it out of a condom

everything. That's fucking mint.

Oh wait, daddy's gonna get a new slut coming round, lad.

Ah, dad's bringing a new fucking friend round.

You like dad's friend, don't you? Because you get a stroke.

I get a stroke and all.

Somebody put my cup in.

Right, let's have a look.

Are you gonna leave a comment?

I would really like to be a porn star.

She's got top fucking ratings as well.

Oh, I fucking don't know what I'm going to leave a comment on.

Have a look.

Alright,

babe.

You said on your...

I really want to fucking say this fucking stuff in my cock.

How do I put that professionally?

We are a professional...

There we go. The fucking seed has been fucking planted.

Now I just have to wait to fucking plant mine.

It's fucking gorgeous there. I'm going to order some more.

I can hear her.

Let's see if that fucking teller's answer's back. I hope she has.

Fucking hasn't answered back. It's been two days.

Oh, twat.

Oh, bastard.

I've been waiting out.

Answer us back, man, if you want to be a porn star.

Oh, fuck.

He's getting back to his funk. Fuck for that.

Hi, Paul.

You guys sound really professional.

I've wanted to do...

Porn for such a long time. I'm so pleased somebody as professional as you

been in contact. Thank you for looking at my page.

Did it turn you on? Want to read something?

Yes, it fucking did.

In fact, I am watching.

I can't wait to bend this condo out. It's fucking gorgeous.

Hello?

Speaking.

Stella? Alright?

God, you're hard to get hold of, like, aren't you?

You've had loads of offers.

That's not fucking surprising, is it? You're fucking gorgeous, man.

Who's contacted you?

If you don't mind asking.

Never heard of them.

No, never heard of them either. You want to be careful because there's loads of

con people kicking about and they'll have seen your profile on the internet

then they'll, you know, everybody will want to go quite rightly so, like,

because, like I say, you're fucking gorgeous, aren't you?

Yeah, no, we're a professional, like, porn company, yeah.

We shoot casting videos and we send them over to America and there's loads of

girls, like, became famous thanks to us.

So we just need you to come in for, like, a little test video. I mean, it'll

still be professional.

compared to like, the stuff you've done on your tube thing.

Not that there's anything wrong with it, man, it's fucking horny just because

it's got you in, but I mean, it'll be a better shot. I've got a camera lady in

that.

So yeah.

Oh yeah, definitely, yeah.

That's all I've been thinking about since I saw your profile, I was like, I

need to fuck her.

Yeah. Oh yeah, big star.

God, you seem like you're really into it, then.

Did you see the website link I sent you?

Yeah.

Promise you what?

Cover you in coat?

I think that can be arranged, Si.

Oh, fucking you better believe it. You'll be fucking drowned.

Oh, it was so nice not to be able to fucking put about with, like, shy girls.

mean, you're new, but you just want to fucking go for it, don't you?

Hang on, I might have my calendar locked out.

Come here.

Right,

this week I've got three days free. Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.

Tuesday?

Right, put that in there.

Stella Cumslut I'm writing it under.

Twelve o 'clock, alright.

Spot on.

Tuesday, so you don't want to wait for Wednesday or Thursday, you are.

Friday over now.

I'll see you, see you, well, it'll be four days time, won't it?

I'll make sure I save a big load up for you then, eh?

Right over.

See you later.

Bye.

Good boy.

She fucking wants to do it.

I can't wait to fucking tell Scarlet.

Oh, no, she's not in, is she?

Oh, I can't fucking wait now. And there's no fucking con either. She just

me fucking salami fucking stuffed up her. That's gonna be fucking mint, that.

Happy fucking days.

I'm gonna go for a shit anyway.

Fucking celebrate.

I thought I heard the door. Hiya.

You alright?

Just been through my brother, so I thought I'd pop round and see if you and

Scarlett, is she in?

No, Scarlett's come in. I think she's with her folks, I think.

Oh, what?

I thought I'd just speak to her, speak to her, like, you know, you can't tell

us, not tell us where she's at, so then she complains when I lock her out.

Do you know what I mean? I guess I should have called her.

Well, it doesn't matter. You can wait here if you want, like.

Do you know what I mean?

How long is she going to be?

I don't know, but I've got a girl coming round.

Really? Yeah.

Yeah. Seriously.

Like, a new girl. Cocker.

I think so, yeah.

So, like, you know what I mean? I'm trying to keep myself for her because,

obviously she's new and everything, you know what I mean? She doesn't know she's

doing porn yet, though.

Don't you fancy a girl -boy -girl thing?

Well, yeah, of course I do. But the thing is, right, she doesn't even know

doing porn yet. So the problem is, I don't want to fucking scare her off and

say, oh, by the way, she's sucking me cock and you're sucking it as well.

It's like, it might scare her off, do you know what I mean?

I said that to Tanya because she always wants to get involved with, like, boy

-boy girls and stuff, and fucking girl -girl -boy, and fucking lesbians, and

fucking all kinds of filth.

And obviously Stella's a new girl, and I know she's quite open -minded.

But it's always an idea for the future, isn't it? Get Tanya back with her. But I

just wanted, you know, Stella had been fucking spooning after her on the

tube sites for fucking ages.

So I just thought, no, no, just make an excuse up. And then she went and fucked

up. Can you use the camera?

No. I'll say I can't really use you.

Well, I'll tell you what, right?

You wait in the crowd anyway. Sit there.

And I'm going to go and get ready. If she turns up, right, I'll work my magic

and I'll just give you a shout if she goes for it and you can just come up.

right, thank you.

Because obviously I don't know how she's going to take it, do you know what I

mean? Yeah. So I'm just going to get things ready because I know she should

here just now, actually.

There we go.

I'll just be a minute, right? All right.

Yeah, I'll be doing that with my tongue. I'll be faster than you though.

Fucking whale. Special.

Thanks, Dave. Fucking hell, it's a meth and all.

Scarlett, alright?

Hiya, I'm back.

I'm just going upstairs.

Aye, you've come back just in the nick of time. I tell you what, mind you had a

visitor. Tanya came over.

Tanya?

Really?

Yeah, I told her that she could wait with you and then she just pissed off. I

came back downstairs and she's not here.

So she must have got to take her weight and she didn't say she was going or

anything. Not like her, you're right.

I'm going to go upstairs and I'm going to get ready and get dressed. I know,

didn't I?

Fucking Tammy's not very nice, pissing off.

Sucked Daddy's cock loads of times, hasn't she? And now she's fucking pissed

she didn't say she was going.

No, she didn't.

No.

Scarlett?

Yeah?

Come here a minute, will you?

What? Did you cut my hair for us?

What? I've got a model coming on and I look like a fucking mess with my fucking

devil porn down and down again, man.

Can't you go to the hairdresser and get it cut?

Yeah, but I can't just bring it up and get it in the pipe like that. It's just

going to be... You can walk in usually. It's only about £7. Stop being a

cheapskate.

What if I make a mess of it?

Almost,

calm down. I don't want to make a mess of it as I say.

Yeah, I think I'm finished.

You're going to have to go and see whether or not you like it.

You think it looks okay?

Aye, well considering it was down there, I've told you before, I don't know why

my hair grows like that but like you can't even see where I'm muffed out or

licking the twat out or anything, that's fine that way.

I'm not doing it every time for you. No, no, I've just been caught out because

this girl, you know her on the internet, on RedTube, she wants to do porn.

She wants to do it with a professional company.

So, you're truly going to touch her.

You've got to be kidding me. I didn't think she would answer because I

her. In fact, well, sorry, I wrote a comment under her video and said, do you

fancy coming in to do some professional porn if you want to be a porn star?

And she said, who are you and everything, so I showed her loads of

that.

Because, you know, I put all this fake shit out there.

And I showed her the website, because, I mean, even though the website's a con,

at least it's a website, isn't it? So she can see I do it properly.

Yeah. And then she rang up this morning and said she was coming. I was like, oh,

shit, and my fucking hair's a mess.

And she's that fucking cute. I want to go fucking muff diving.

So I needed a fucking muff diving haircut.

Does that look all right to her?

Yeah, it looks fine.

Spot on.

Right, then I'm going to go and get the studio ready.

Paul has been so excited since he's found you on the internet. I think it

RedTube, wasn't it?

Yeah, yeah, it was. He's been going fanatical over it. It's almost like I

it's his Bible every day to have a look at it.

Yeah, he's really bad at it.

Good, good.

I watch all my videos then, over and over.

I know, I know. I think he should be really wanked out, shouldn't he?

Yeah.

Anyway, I don't think he knows you're here yet.

It is, yes.

And I think he's going to almost have a heart attack when he sees you come in.

But I think we should get you ready before he actually comes in.

Would you be able to go and get something sexy on?

Yeah, but actually go with something sexier than me.

Really? Yeah.

Can you show us?

Yeah, sure.

Cool.

I'm sure he's going to like it.

Oh, I'm sure he will. It's just you, so he's going to enjoy it no matter what.

make the boys wink definitely I

think it's up there for when it comes in yeah

Yeah.

I think he's going to be sore that he gets to miss you bending over like that

with it as well. He usually does that.

There you go.

Oh, definitely.

He's definitely going to have a heart attack as soon as he walks into your

Really nice.

Oh well, I tell you what, I was waiting for this fucking day coming round round.

I mean, ever since I saw her, I was like, she is fucking... I'll tell you

it was.

I think it's because she was a slut who loved cum.

And she wasn't a porn star, which just makes it... And there was no con to do.

Notice how I had a day off from conning people?

Well, actually, no.

Because I still lied about having American contacts and that, which I

have. But apart from that, it was a real porn shoot.

Do you like how it's going to go already for you?

Uh -huh.

Yeah, I mean, Andy, when I was in the shower, she said she would be here at

past. Mm -hmm.

And... She turned up a little bit early. Yeah, because I would have been well

ready for her turning up. Yeah.

I was actually fucking well ready for her turning up, because I had a fucking

boner on your cunt.

I was soaping it up, as you do, right, like washing your knob properly and

right? And all of a sudden, I just went doink like that.

So I just popped my head in to see how you were getting on. Yeah, you just

wanted flashes, didn't you?

I like flushing my cup with you. It makes you feel a little uncomfortable

it's good.

It just gives me just a little, like, little surge of hoo -hoo.

I don't know what it is. I like making people feel uncomfortable in my cup.

Do you want us to show you it now?

Do you want us to cut it off now?

Yeah, Paul told me that.

He's been basically stalking my red poop profile, watching all my videos.

so eventually he decided to contact me, sent me a message but I get tons of

messages so it took me a while to get back to him and apparently it was

like his inbox every day but yeah finally I did reply to him and

yeah I'm really grateful because I really had loads of fun doing this piece

it was my first scene ever doing porn in front of a camera so I really, really

enjoyed it.

Yeah, it's mostly like what I expected it to be.

Yeah, I really did enjoy it. And I think he also enjoyed it.

So, yeah.

Anyway, back to the job and handle. It was fucking, she was fucking drop -dead

gorgeous.

Sucked a mean cock, fucking hell deep floating in that. Yes, please.

And then on top of that, she fucking was a good fucking whore.

She loved being bent over and all.

Tight fucking pussy, though.

I could quite easily shoot her for every fucking episode and then pervert and a

bobber and he couldn't tell us, like, fucking that good, like, honestly, I'm

telling you. I think you'd get a bit bored, wouldn't you? No.

People watching this would get bored, I wouldn't.

But since whenever I've been bothered about fucking what people think, I just

what I want anyway.

Very true.

Exactly.

That's all that in the series. Great day.

Fucking booyah.

Another slut in the fucking book there.

Fucking another notch on the bedpost.

Fucking hell, right.

What the hell's that? I'm nearly a bit older than you are. Hi. Hello.

Hi. I'm just getting out of the shower.

I'm ready already.

I've just been like, I'll go and burn it.

Well, we're already in here, haven't you noticed?

Oh, I'm coming in here.

Fucking hell, look at that.

Hello there.

All right?

Yeah. Oh my God.

She's even nicer than I imagined, Scarlett.

Bloody hell. So was it a nice surprise?

Oh, was I?

I'm pleased you answered us back, though I was doubting it at one point.

I was thinking, oh my God, she's not going to answer us back, because you

know if people are for real. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's been a long time. But I'm a

proper porn producer, though, so we can send this over to America and that,

can't we? Yep. Yeah. We can make it proper famous and that, you know what I

mean? Yeah, I hope it's worth it.

Oh, bloody hell.

Don't mind if we get straight into it. It's okay.

Oh yeah.

Do you like my nipple?

Oh, I do, aye.

Look at that.

I'll tell you what, stand up a minute and I'm going to beat you up.

Look at that, man.

Look,

it's inches away.

Can't believe it, can you? No, I can't. I honestly can't. Is it like a dream?

I did, yeah.

There's something about new girls, isn't there?

It's just like, it's just horny. Oh, my God.

I'll tell you what, right here, that flower.

Yeah? Might as well pull for me naked, you know what I mean?

Oh, my God.

Amazing. You're like this pit.

Oh, do I?

Yeah.

It tastes good.

Mmm, very nice.

Mmm,

we don't usually get into it this quick do we? No. But I'm just like so bloody

keen as you can tell.

Go on, you can touch it. Yeah?

Do I have your permission?

Yeah, you do.

Oh my god, look at that.

Amazing that.

Kiss my face if you want.

You want them off then?

Yeah. There you go.

There's no waste timer.

Why don't you lie back in the lane?

Like that on the sofa?

Yeah. Look at that.

Did I get type 50?

Fucking hell.

Yeah, it feels good.

Look at that.

That's amazing. Oh, look at that. She's wet already.

Oh, yeah.

Look at that cream all over my fingers.

I'm so horny. Look at that.

I can't wait to be famous.

Oh, I'm going to make a famous Santa Scarlet.

Oh, yes.

Bloody hell.

Look at that.

Wow. Look how fucking wet you are. Oh, wow.

You can move that arm

if you want anything on the camera.

Yes boss.

Forgetting about the camera because I'm not into it. Yeah.

Oh,

do you like that?

Oh, I fucking do.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you were dreaming about that.

Fucking hell, I've been wanting all of those videos for so many days. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

How many times have you watched them?

Oh, 50 times or so. Oh, yeah.

You're lucky aren't you?

I fucking am. The best job in the world innit?

I didn't know you were right, I think you've set a new standard now.

I might just have to shoot you forever instead of anybody else.

Yes, he did.

and I'm watching the video.

And that's what you expected?

Fucking no it isn't. It's better than what I expected.

I expected it to be good but not that good.

I don't know. Don't worry about that. I'm just going to wee through this.

But you need a little cog.

Oh, I know.

Especially sucking cat. There.

I'm going to call him.

It's been a good job.

yourself online now.

That's the reverse cowgirl eh? Yeah.

God she knows all the positions mate.

She can aim them and she does them.

Fucking tight and all that.

I've got a close up of that scar on my face.

That's amazing.

Yeah, I really enjoyed that.

Let me get another shot of you and that's the way of biting the camera.

She's going to be famous.