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Well, hey there, lovers.

I'm Millie Morgan, and I'm your milk of the month.

And this summer, I'm turning up the heat until your buns are toasted and your

dog is begging for attention.

What can I say?

I've always had a thing for handling me.

And whether you like it thick, spicy, or extra messy, I'm the girl who knows

just how to serve it.

And don't worry, babe. I never run out of thought.

They said L .A. was cooking this summer, but I think I'm the reason that it's

really sizzling out here.

So, what are you waiting for?

I know you're hungry, babe.

Why don't you come grab a bite?

How does it feel to be the main force in everyone's summer fantasy?

Well, being milk of the month and being everyone's summer fantasy is kind of my

dream come true.

Last year in that mouth -watering outlet, Swingin' Dogs, how many guys

asked to be on your grill today?

How many guys have asked to be on my grill today?

Oh, my goodness. I don't think I could count.

Have I ever used a Popsicle for something other than cooling off?

Well, I love temperature play. So, yeah, I've shoved a Popsicle a few places on

don't shine.

If you could name a hot dog after yourself, what would you call it? And

would come on it?

If I could name a hot dog after myself and put anything on it, I think I'd add

grilled onions and sauerkraut and call it the Lizzie Morgan.

It makes it really cool down, and things get wet and dry. Or do you like it wet?

I like it really, really wet, so I really want to stay sweaty.

I like to turn up the intensity as high as

I can. So I want to roast in the sun as long as possible to work up a nice big

sweat for you.

You've got buns. You've got dogs.

What's the secret sauce that makes Millie the ultimate suck?

What's the secret sauce that makes Millie the ultimate suck? My pussy, duh.

What's the naughtiest thing you've done on a beach towel that wasn't sunbathing?

The naughtiest thing I've done on a beach towel that's not sunbathing?

Fucking dick, of course.

Back on a desert island with sunscreen, ice cream, and one fanboy. What do you

do first?

Ooh!

I get to bring a fanboy to a deserted island?

Obviously, he's putting on my sunscreen first. Is that even a question?

When

the

sun goes down, what's the favorite thing to do after that?

Ooh, on a long summer night where it's really, really hot, I like to slip into

cool bath with a book.

If the summer had a warning label, what would it say?

Caution, slippery when wet.

Have you ever had a hot dog cart hookup fantasy?

Or should we be worried about the umbrella?

I may have fantasized about a hookup cart fantasy a time or two, and I think

get to live out my dreams.

Would you

rather

have a summer twin with a black star, a firefighter, or a... Can I

pick all three, please? I want them to take turns with me.

Your number one tip for staying wet and wild all summer long?

My number one tip for staying wet and wild all summer long is to watch lots of

my porn. It'll keep you nice and wet and slippery.

Can you finish this sentence for us? When I'm working in the car, the only

I want in my mouth is... When I'm working in the car, the only thing I

my mouth is something thick and meaty.

Hi, Millie Morgan, and thanks so much for watching. I'm so grateful to be your

Milk of the Month.

Hot and ready!

Come and get your hot dog!

Is that a hot dog stand?

No way!

Is that Millie Morgan?

Hey, you're, uh... No, no.

No, I didn't even finish yet. Exactly.

Okay, um... No, but seriously, though, are you Millie Morgan?

No, I, uh, haven't heard of her.

I get that all the time, though.

She's some adult film star, right?

Oh, um... Well, I mean, it's not like I...

watch a lot or anything. It's just, you know, you're legendary, you know? Like,

that smile on his eyes.

Watch it, hot dog boy.

I know, but seriously, you're not Millie Morgan?

Nope, I'm just some humble hot dog slinger trying to make it through the

waves.

Come on, though. Like, you even sound like her and you even have the same

tattoo on the wrist.

Coincidence.

Right, right.

So, are you here for a date or a hot dog?

Uh, hot dog.

Both,

maybe?

You like ketchup?

Yes, please.

You know, you're pretty cute.

And also pretty persistent.

See?

Okay, well... If you're not Millie Morgan, then what is your name?

Oh!

Um... My name is Mandy.

Mandy, uh... Sizzler.

Now I know you're definitely playing with me. That's a fake name and... A

steakhouse?

Okay, fine.

You caught me.

I've done some on -camera work before. Is that what you wanted me to say?

It's okay. Your secret's safe with me.

And, uh, you're actually, like, my first subscription.

Wait, really?

That's almost romantic.

So, um, what has a loyal fan got to do to walk you home?

Well, this hot dog cart is kind of heavy, so if you carry it and you...

Don't ask any stupid questions.

Maybe I'll let you rub my feet.

Sounds like a plan.

All right, let's go.

Thank you.

Oh,

God.

Do you want a hot dog?

Give me.

That fucking meat.

You just sort of...

Amen.