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Hey, I told you something personal about me, so you should do that.

What? You should tell me something personal about you.

Like, are you bald under that thing?

Do you shower in it?

Do you shave your pits?

What? I don't know, is that an Arab thing? What?

That's a French thing. You're so strange.

Tell me something I'd never guess about you.

Sometimes I punch people.

What? When I get mad, sometimes I punch people.

That's something you should know about me.

Well, sometimes people deserve it. Yeah.

So, you only... You don't do it very often, do you? No.

Just when they deserve it.

Yeah, good.

Mm -hmm.

Good, that's good. Yeah, who?

Sometimes I punch people.

We have something in common.

What's going on?

This is what I do to my friends.

As long as we're sharing.

You want to know what I do with my friends?

What?

That's pretty cool.

Yeah, my friends really dig it.

Yeah.

Do your friends like this?

What?

Yeah, they probably would like that.

I don't know if they've ever done anything like that before.

I'll have to ask them.

I'll take a poll.

You know what they really like?

What?

This.

Oh, come on.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

No,

I'm more sorry.

No, I'm not sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm supposed to be taking care of you. This isn't for that.

Are you mad at me?

No.

Are you mad at me? No.

Good.

I'm not a virgin, you know.

I'm not a virgin either.

We're looking for an Amira Jafari.

We were told she might be staying here with you.

She's being charged with assault.

Is she here?

No, she's not.

Amira Jafari?

Yeah?

She's being charged with assault.

Take it easy. Sir, I'd advise you to not get involved.

They're in movies, television.

I mean, if I was approached by some bloodthirsty chick who had been

around the earth fucking bucket loads of dudes for the last couple hundred years

and who cornered me and said, you're my one true love, I'd be like, get the fuck

out of here, lady.

Another thing that's changed is how extreme...

are, advertisements in general. I watched a Doritos commercial that

third -degree burns.

That's not a commitment I'm willing to make for a snack.

America's gone crazy.

A lot of things have changed.

Another thing that's changed, I... I...

This might not be the place to talk about it, but I've found a beautiful

that I'm not going to be able to spend any more time with very soon.

I don't know when I'll get to see her again.

She's the beautiful woman sitting right there.

You don't have to look at her, but you can if you want to.

She's leaving the country tomorrow morning, and I...

Don't think she'll ever be able to return.

And I don't know what to do about it.

I love him.

I don't know. I don't care.