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♪ I am an Islamist
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♪ I am the Antichrist
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♪ Most squares can't make
the most-wanted list ♪
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♪ But my, my, how I stay
in style ♪ Cops chased me
♪ out of my mother's womb
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♪ My crib was in state pen
before age two ♪
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♪ The cops had bugged
my red toy phone ♪
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So I devised a plan
for heads to roll ♪
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♪ Sharia law Sharia law ♪
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♪ In the USA ♪
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♪ Sharia law Sharia law ♪
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♪ In the USA ♪
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♪ Sharia law Sharia law ♪
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♪ In the
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♪ USA
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♪ Sharia law
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♪ In the Had to pay ♪
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♪ For the white man can take
with two free hands ♪
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♪ Imagine our debts
cut in half ♪
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♪ Our wives multiplied
by the number four ♪
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♪ Why, the president's
daughters couldn't
ask for more ♪
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♪ One can lick
my Afghan's clit ♪
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♪ Wife three's ready to help
as I keep screaming ♪
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♪ Penetrate me
with a strap-on dick ♪
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♪ While a brother from New
Orleans does you anally ♪
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♪ Sharia law Sharia law ♪
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♪ In the USA ♪
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♪ Sharia law Sharia law ♪
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♪ In the USA ♪
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♪ Sharia law Sharia law ♪
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♪ In the USA ♪
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♪ Sharia law
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♪ In the
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♪ USA
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[line ringing]
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[Woman on phone]
As'salaamu alaikum, Yusef.
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[Yusef]
Wa-alaikum as-salaam, Ummi.
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We miss you.
How's Buffalo?
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Al'hamdulilah.
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Today I'm gonna
check out a house.
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The flyer says
everyone there is Muslim.
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Very good, bita.
You can live with them.
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Better than the dorms.
Yeah.
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They will keep you focused
and out of trouble.
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Insh'Allah.
Insh'Allah.
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[knocking]
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Yusef?
Yeah. Umar?
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As'salaamu alaikum.
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Wa-alaikum as-salaam.
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So is everyone here Muslim?
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From a certain point of view.
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Yeah, I didn't expect the house
to look like this.
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Your room's over here, brother.
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Sorry.
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This is Mustafa's old room.
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He was a brother from Egypt.
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[chuckles]
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You know, Mustafa
used to get these for free
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from the Saudi embassy
all the time.
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Y'akhi, when he was here,
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that was when
we really had it...
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A house that was true to Islam.
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Insh'Allah,
we can return to that.
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Insh'Allah.
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♪ [taqwacore blaring]
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♪ [continues] [door opens]
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[groans]
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Uh, you okay?
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I am the Amazing Ayyub.
Nice to meet you.
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Do you live here, too?
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Or, uh...
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Yeah. Sort of, man.
[sniffs]
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Cool. Is that a
fucking camera, dude?
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This is, like, video, right?
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Yeah. I meant to recharge
the battery for that.
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Uh, if you can please just...
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Do you know anything
about computers?
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The password...
I gotta reset it.
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I should really
get to studying...
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[sneezes]
Oh...
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No, let me get that.
I got it. I got it.
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Oh, you're smearing it now.
You're really smearing it.
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Yusef, man, you're gonna fit in.
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You're gonna fit in my balls.
[laughing]
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Welcome to the house.
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Yeah, I feel really welcomed,
thank you.
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I'm just gonna...
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[Woman]
Salaam-alaik.
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Wa-alaikum as...
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I was just looking
for something to drink.
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Ah, well,
there's plenty to drink.
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No, I was thinking
something halal.
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Oh, halal. Well, you gotta
be specific in this place.
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[beer cans clattering on floor]
[water running]
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[water off]
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Jazakullah khair.
You're the new guy, right?
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Salaam. I'm Yusef.
I'm Rabeya.
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[chuckles]
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Have a seat.
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Um, actually,
I have to be going,
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because I have, um...
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I have, um,
a class in a bit, so...
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Oh, right, right. Every time
a man and woman are alone,
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Shayton is the
third present. Yes.
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No... I mean, no. That's
not it. I... I just, uh...
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Well, did you make
your Fajr prayer yet?
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Sorry.
You have to count me out.
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I'm ragging it.
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Okay.
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[Muslim call to prayer
over speaker device]
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Umar y'akhi?
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Umar y'akhi?
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Umar y'akhi, wake up.
It's time for Fajr prayer.
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[groans]
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Salaam, Yusef.
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Go make Wudhu. I'll
follow after you. Okay.
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[sighs]
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[speaking foreign language]
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♪ [electric guitar blaring]
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♪ [continues]
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[guitar stops]
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♪ La ilaha illa Allah
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Fuck.
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Asalaams, man.
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Wa asalaams.
I'm Yusef.
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Jehangir.
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Nice to meet you.
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I'm Fasiq.
You're the new guy, right?
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Yeah.
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You should've been out here
with us last night, y'akhi.
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Oh, no.
I'm not much of a partier.
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[chuckling]
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Well, no worries, man.
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Come on.
Get out here. Come on.
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Yeah?
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Come check out the view.
Come on.
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[chuckles]
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Wa asalaams, man.
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Calling us out to prayer
on your guitar?
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That's bid'ah.
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Okay. It's bid'ah.
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[grunts]
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Hey, you know, uh, Umar,
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it's only Muslims
who use the term "innovation"
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to mean something bad.
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Hey, don't forget
that you're Muslim, too.
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Aren't you?
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La ilaha illa Allah.
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Umar y'akhi,
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the adhan has been called.
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If we're gonna pray...
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let's pray.
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[Man on TV] These Muslims
don't respect freedom,
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they don't respect
capitalism, and they don't
respect our way of life.
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We can't coexist
with these people.
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And the liberals... they're
starting to find that out.
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Look, it's a proven fact.
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It's been documented.
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Radical Shiites
are coming to America...
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Shut the fuck up!
And going on welfare.
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Then they send their
welfare checks back to Iran
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to support its nuclear program.
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Y'akhi,
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it's not a good idea
to be drinking tea.
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Why not?
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Caffeine is a stimulant.
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You know, I wouldn't go as far
as calling tea haram,
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but it's at least makrooh.
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Tea is makrooh?
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Brother, it's a plague on
the Muslim world is what it is.
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Salaam.
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[Rabeya]
It's great.
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All you need to get rid
of Umar is a vagina!
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Bro, how do you fix this
thing, man? What are you doing?
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Ayyub, come on. Please.
You're gonna break my camera.
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That was a present for Eid.
Yo, fuck that shit.
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Fix this,
and let's go fucking skate.
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Skate?
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♪ [taqwacore]
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[whooping]
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[Man singing
in foreign language]
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Move, move, move!
Move!
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Fucking nuts.
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Douche bag!
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[laughing]
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Yo, when you gonna hook
it up with some of these
taqwacore tapes, bro?
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Ah, man. Those fuckers only put
their shit out on vinyl, man.
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Yeah, they like to be
all orthodox about it.
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But, uh, for you, Amazing Ayyub,
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I think I can put
something together.
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Yeah?
Yeah, man.
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Thanks, bro.
Absolutely, brother.
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Absolutely.
What do you guys mean by that?
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What?
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Taqwacores.
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Aw, shit.
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Yusef jaan.
Come on, man.
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How long have you been
in the house for, brother?
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Taqwacore.
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Taqwacore, y'akhi.
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Vote Hezbollah.
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The Kominas.
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One Trip Abroad.
Al-Thawra.
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Osama's Tunnel Diggers.
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The West Coast
Muslim punk scene.
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Khalifornia.
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Muslim punk scene?
Yeah.
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All the crazy fuck-ups and
rejects of the community
coming together, man.
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They're starting bands,
putting on shows.
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Nobody likes them.
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The Muslims say
they're not really Muslim.
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The punks say
they aren't really punk.
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What's a punk,
in the first place?
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I mean, who knows anymore, man?
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Some say it's about
busting social taboos.
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Some say it's about being loud.
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Everybody's got
their own opinion.
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What do you think it means?
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I think it's just
about being ugly.
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That's why you can't be punk.
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You look too good.
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Watch this shit.
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Oh, shit. Yo, check this
out, check this out.
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Y'akhi!
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Ohhh!
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Dude, are you okay?
You all right?
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That was fucking awesome,
man! Hey, are you all right?
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Yeah. Holy shit.
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Fuck. Mash'Allah, man.
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I was in the air so long
it was like I had time to
stop being nervous, brother.
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Yusef, you gotta get that shit
in a skateboard video, man.
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Fuck that, dude.
I'm gonna to land it right now.
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Bullshit, you are.
You okay?
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Turn that shit off for a second.
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Oh, sure.
[clicks]
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Listen, man,
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next Friday,
we're holding jumu'ah prayer,
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and we're gonna do it
right at the house.
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Are you serious?
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Yeah, I'm serious.
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Jehangir, who would come?
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[Jehangir]
These Muslims, y'akhi.
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The ones who don't quite fit in
at the Islamic center picnics.
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The boys who miss their prayer.
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The girls who date
behind their parents' back.
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The ones who ask too
many questions during
Saturday school.
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I can't believe
Umar's allowing this.
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At the end of the day,
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he'd rather see this
than another party.
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And, you know, y'akhi,
deep down, even Umar knows
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he doesn't quite fit in
at the masjid anymore.
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What do you think they see
when he walks in the door?
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What about an Imam?
255
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,518
Don't we need someone
to lead this?
256
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,455
That's the best part.
257
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:50,823
It is said in the Qur'an
258
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:54,560
that Allah spoke directly
to the Virgin Mary.
259
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:57,029
It is said
that she was instructed
260
00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:59,498
to teach Islam to her people.
261
00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:02,268
She was told that something
was going to happen,
262
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,536
and that thing
did indeed happen.
263
00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:06,138
And do you know
what that sounds like to me?
264
00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:10,709
It sounds like the Virgin Mary
was a prophet of Islam.
265
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:13,412
So why do we not
consider her one?
266
00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:16,048
She wasn't given a Scripture,
267
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:20,019
but I say that her book
was her son.
268
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,523
So that's my khutbah.
269
00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:25,791
Let's pray.
270
00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:27,192
Tekbir.
271
00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:29,662
[All]
Allahu Akbar.
272
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:44,576
Allahu Akbar.
273
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,114
[Man on phone]
As'salaamu alaikum, Yusef.
274
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:51,850
[Yusef] Wa-alaikum as-salaam,
Abu. How are your classes?
275
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:54,420
Still straight A's?
Yes, Abu. Al'hamdulilah.
276
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:57,489
How are your housemates?
They keeping you in the Deen?
277
00:15:57,923 --> 00:16:00,392
You reading
your namaz regularly?
278
00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:03,295
Uh, yes. Yes, Abu.
Al'hamdulilah.
279
00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:17,176
Oh, peace.
Hello.
280
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:18,844
Hi, I'm Lynn.
I'm a friend of Fasiq's.
281
00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:20,980
I'm Yusef.
Nice to meet you.
282
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,315
Nice to meet you.
So, is he here?
283
00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:24,917
Is who here?
284
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,218
Fasiq.
285
00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:29,421
Oh. Uh, I don't know.
I think...
286
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,323
No, I don't think so, actually.
287
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,325
Oh. That sucks.
288
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,861
I just thought I'd try to
say hi. [Jehangir] Lynn.
289
00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:37,997
Jehangir!
Salaam. How are you?
290
00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:42,267
So what's the good word?
Oh, I'm just out for a jog.
291
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:45,537
You don't come around much.
I know.
292
00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,840
I've been super busy
with summer classes.
293
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,342
But I hear you guys
are having Friday prayer now.
294
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:53,078
Yeah. Everyone's taking
turns leading. Yeah?
295
00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:55,347
It's beautiful.
You gotta come out.
296
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,282
Oh, yeah? Totally.
I'm there. Yeah.
297
00:16:57,282 --> 00:16:59,852
Insh'Allah.
[chuckles]
298
00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:02,721
Well, um, I better
get back to running.
299
00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:04,022
But I'll see you guys soon.
300
00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,723
Yeah. Insh'Allah.
Bye.
301
00:17:05,723 --> 00:17:08,160
Bye.
Salaam, sister.
302
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,362
Wa-alaikum as-salaam.
303
00:17:14,098 --> 00:17:16,335
Aghhhh!
[laughs]
304
00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:18,237
What?
305
00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:20,806
Look at this.
[keys jingle]
306
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:24,742
I got Omar's keys.
Beer run?
307
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,283
[chatter on radio]
308
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:39,124
[Jehangir]
You're frightening me!
309
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,993
[yells]
310
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:42,528
[laughing]
311
00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:46,398
You're crazy.
312
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,500
You give it a shot, man.
Give what a shot?
313
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,202
Come on. Yell something.
What?
314
00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:53,405
Come on. Here, up
ahead. That old dude.
315
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,174
What? No. Come on.
Don't be afraid.
316
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:59,044
Okay, okay. Uh, uh...
317
00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:00,612
Uh...
318
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:02,247
Hurry up. Hurry.
319
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,616
You make me really nervous!
[laughing]
320
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:10,389
What'd the guy do?
321
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:13,125
I... I don't think he understood
what's going on.
322
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:15,260
[laughing]
323
00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:21,700
It's fucking hilarious, man.
324
00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:28,407
So, um, what's up
with that girl Lynn?
325
00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:30,109
What do you mean?
326
00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:32,878
I mean, like, is she a Muslim?
327
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:34,980
She's a, uh, convert.
328
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,582
Or a revert,
I'm supposed to say.
329
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:37,649
Oh.
330
00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:40,419
You know, a Catholic girl
who loved Rumi,
331
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:42,688
the whole idea of no priesthood.
332
00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:45,424
One love.
333
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,025
One God.
334
00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:48,494
All that shit, you know?
335
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:52,831
But I guess, uh,
she kind of burnt out, man.
336
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:55,601
So, she's not a Muslim anymore?
337
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:58,303
You'd have to ask her
about that, brother.
338
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:00,672
Here we go.
339
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:02,574
Right up here.
Right here?
340
00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:05,410
Yeah, yeah. Pull over.
Hold on. I have to signal.
341
00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:07,713
All right.
You gotta signal.
342
00:19:08,046 --> 00:19:11,383
Right here, right here. Turn the
corner. Hold on. Let me signal.
343
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:14,186
My mom would be very proud
of me right now.
344
00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:16,054
Why?
Hanging out with a...
345
00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:18,590
A good boy like you, man.
346
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:23,595
Amazing Ayyub always hooks up
the free booze, man.
347
00:19:24,396 --> 00:19:26,665
Five bucks says
he isn't wearing a shirt.
348
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:31,537
[yelling]
349
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,872
[laughing]
350
00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:36,942
Yeah! [whooping] Give
me some! Give me some!
351
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,278
[both yelling]
352
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,981
I'm so fucking happy
you're here! [yelling]
353
00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:45,017
Get on it!
Get on it! Get on it!
354
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,052
Get on it! Yeah!
[whooping]
355
00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:49,655
Give me some. What the fuck
are you fucks doing here, man?
356
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:52,257
[British accent] Well,
we're here to undermine
the fucking US economy,
357
00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:53,825
so fill her up, mate!
358
00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:55,761
Fill her up! All right.
I'll be right back.
359
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:58,497
It's okay that he jumped on...
Umar's not gonna notice, is he?
360
00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:00,966
Aw, shut... Aw, dude,
why do you worry so much?
361
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:02,568
I don't know...
Worrying is a sin.
362
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:04,069
[laughing]
363
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:06,505
[yelling]
364
00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:09,208
Oh, shit!
365
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:09,775
Aren't you gonna
get in trouble for this?
366
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:12,311
Fuck this place, man.
I make more loot
367
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:14,146
giving hand jobs
at Niagara Falls, man.
368
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,148
Oh, great.
Umar's gonna kill me.
369
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,116
Ahh.
[yells]
370
00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:20,118
[laughing] Dude,
you want one? No.
371
00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:21,253
Yeah. Here.
372
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,721
No, I don't want it.
[car honking]
373
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,591
Fuck! Just a
straight-edge guy, huh?
374
00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:27,025
You're just all nice and all.
375
00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:29,828
You guys, I gotta give
these cum-buckets some
gas. I'll be right back.
376
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,298
Asalaam.
What do you guys want?
377
00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:35,234
Asalaama-licka my balls,
motherfucker.
378
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,035
What the fuck did you say?
[clicking]
379
00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:38,337
[foreign accent]
Thank you. Come again.
380
00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:41,039
Stupid motherfucker!
381
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:43,809
Fucking dick-wads!
Fuck you!
382
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:46,845
Oh, shit! You didn't fucking
kick my car, motherfucker!
383
00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:48,213
Fuck you!
384
00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:49,815
[Man yelling]
385
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:52,651
[Amazing Ayyub whooping]
386
00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:54,553
Catch me!
387
00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:03,729
[Man on TV] The desire
for freedom resides
in every human heart,
388
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:05,964
and that desire
cannot be contained forever
389
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:09,735
by prison walls or martial laws
or secret police.
390
00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:13,605
Over time and across the earth,
freedom will find a way.
391
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,775
[gunfire, Man yelling]
[snoring]
392
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,446
[Rabeya]
Hey, Yusef, is that you?
393
00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:23,181
Uh, yeah.
394
00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:23,715
Come in here a sec.
395
00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:26,551
You want me to come
into the room?
396
00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:30,255
What the fuck do you think I
mean by, "Come in here a sec"?
397
00:21:30,255 --> 00:21:33,759
Um, okay.
398
00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:37,629
♪ [taqwacore]
399
00:21:39,531 --> 00:21:40,532
Hey.
400
00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:45,304
♪ Stop the Hate ♪
401
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:49,941
♪ Stop the hate [ends]
402
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,046
[Yusef]
I like your room.
403
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:55,847
It's a ceiling and some walls.
404
00:21:55,847 --> 00:21:58,583
[Woman]
♪ Ohhh
405
00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:02,788
♪ [taqwacore]
406
00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:05,757
Who's this?
Secret Trial Five.
407
00:22:05,757 --> 00:22:08,660
They're an all-girl
taqwacore band from Vancouver.
408
00:22:10,195 --> 00:22:12,898
So, Lynn came by the other day.
409
00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:14,666
She thinks you're cute.
410
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,201
Are you serious?
411
00:22:16,201 --> 00:22:18,603
Yeah, I was kind of
surprised, too.
412
00:22:18,937 --> 00:22:20,339
Anyways, do you like her?
413
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,708
Oh, I mean, she's...
She's nice and stuff,
414
00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:25,277
but I... I don't know
about, you know,
415
00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:27,679
liking girls
and stuff like that.
416
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:29,648
What?
Okay. I mean, like,
417
00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:31,316
finding out if someone
likes you,
418
00:22:31,316 --> 00:22:33,018
and then if you like them,
419
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,753
and then ask them if they want
to go to the movies...
420
00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:37,356
People don't do that anymore,
Yusef. and stuff like that.
421
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,391
What do you mean?
Basically,
422
00:22:39,391 --> 00:22:41,026
you just hang out with someone,
423
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:44,429
and then sooner or later,
you hook up with that person.
424
00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:47,566
And then one of the people
gets jealous,
425
00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:50,802
so you decide to only hook up
with each other,
426
00:22:51,136 --> 00:22:53,438
and then...
427
00:22:53,438 --> 00:22:56,174
bam, you're in a relationship.
428
00:22:56,174 --> 00:22:57,976
Oh.
429
00:22:57,976 --> 00:23:00,912
Why don't you just, like...
430
00:23:03,248 --> 00:23:04,750
[laughs]
431
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:07,552
hang out with her
and see what's gonna happen?
432
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:09,855
Okay. Cool.
433
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,261
What's this?
434
00:23:16,261 --> 00:23:17,896
What?
435
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:19,664
This. You...
436
00:23:19,664 --> 00:23:22,434
You crossed out a whole ayat
in the Qur'an.
437
00:23:22,434 --> 00:23:24,069
Yeah. Which one is that?
438
00:23:24,503 --> 00:23:26,071
Let me see. Um...
439
00:23:27,005 --> 00:23:29,441
4... 4:34.
440
00:23:29,441 --> 00:23:31,877
Right. I didn't need
that one anymore.
441
00:23:32,711 --> 00:23:34,379
What, you just felt like
442
00:23:34,379 --> 00:23:36,415
you could cross out
the Word of God?
443
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:37,716
I mean, you can't do that.
444
00:23:37,716 --> 00:23:40,118
Well, that ayat advises men
to beat their wives,
445
00:23:40,118 --> 00:23:42,554
so what do I need that for?
No, you can't do that.
446
00:23:44,489 --> 00:23:45,290
And, you know, most
translators say that it
means to beat lightly.
447
00:23:45,991 --> 00:23:46,958
And there's a story of Job
where he used a blade of grass.
448
00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:47,526
Yeah, Yusef, I know.
449
00:23:48,894 --> 00:23:50,695
I read what all
the scholars said, okay?
450
00:23:50,695 --> 00:23:52,998
Even the progressives.
I did all the tap dancing
451
00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:55,200
around that verse that
a desperate Muslim could do.
452
00:23:55,901 --> 00:23:57,969
And in the end,
you know what I said?
453
00:23:58,403 --> 00:23:59,704
I said, "Fuck it."
454
00:24:01,039 --> 00:24:05,210
And now I feel a whole lot
better about the Qur'an.
455
00:24:05,544 --> 00:24:08,113
I mean, it's kind of weird
coming from a girl in a burqa.
456
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,148
What about my burqa?
457
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,184
No, I mean...
458
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:14,653
I meant, uh, you know,
459
00:24:14,653 --> 00:24:17,355
it must be kind of hard to,
like, you know, read and stuff.
460
00:24:17,355 --> 00:24:19,324
That's it. That's
all I meant. Okay.
461
00:24:19,324 --> 00:24:20,459
In the burqa.
462
00:24:21,259 --> 00:24:22,494
Here.
463
00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:24,362
Came out wrong. Sorry.
464
00:24:24,663 --> 00:24:26,598
Here. This is for you.
465
00:24:28,934 --> 00:24:30,635
What am I supposed to do
with this?
466
00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:32,804
Uh, I don't know.
Why don't you wear it?
467
00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:34,573
All right.
468
00:24:34,773 --> 00:24:36,541
Well, don't expect me
to wear this thing
469
00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:38,977
around town and, like,
campus and stuff like that,
470
00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:41,112
because people
are gonna think I'm weird.
471
00:24:41,413 --> 00:24:43,615
That's fair.
Just so you have it.
472
00:24:43,615 --> 00:24:46,418
Okay. Well, al'hamdulilah.
473
00:24:46,618 --> 00:24:48,487
Shut the door all the way.
474
00:25:16,948 --> 00:25:18,984
Hey.
475
00:25:18,984 --> 00:25:21,520
Why does Rabeya
wear that full burqa?
476
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:23,855
What do you mean?
477
00:25:24,222 --> 00:25:27,759
I mean, it's not for Sunna.
We know that much.
478
00:25:28,426 --> 00:25:29,828
You ever have a day
479
00:25:29,828 --> 00:25:31,630
that you didn't want anybody
looking at you?
480
00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:34,232
You think that's why
she wears it?
481
00:25:34,966 --> 00:25:38,236
[Umar]
Hey, what the fuck is this?
482
00:25:38,236 --> 00:25:40,572
What?
483
00:25:40,572 --> 00:25:42,173
What now?
484
00:25:42,173 --> 00:25:43,775
This.
485
00:25:53,585 --> 00:25:55,053
That's my Qur'an.
486
00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:57,722
Yeah? What's it doing
in the bathroom?
487
00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:00,592
These are the words
of Allah Subhanahu wa-ta'ala.
488
00:26:00,592 --> 00:26:03,595
I left it there
because it's fucking raining.
489
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,565
Weed's haram for a reason.
490
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,700
You do know that, right?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
491
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:11,970
You see, the Qur'an
only forbids alcohol.
492
00:26:11,970 --> 00:26:14,172
It don't say shit about weed.
493
00:26:14,172 --> 00:26:15,874
5:90, man!
494
00:26:15,874 --> 00:26:16,875
2:219.
495
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:19,844
That shit is khamr
as anything else.
496
00:26:19,844 --> 00:26:21,479
The bathroom is filthy.
497
00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:23,882
Well, the whole house is filthy.
498
00:26:24,282 --> 00:26:26,217
Yeah.
499
00:26:26,217 --> 00:26:27,285
Yeah, you're right.
500
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:30,555
You know, back when
Mustafa lived here,
501
00:26:30,555 --> 00:26:32,123
it could have never
looked like this.
502
00:26:32,123 --> 00:26:33,725
No, let me tell you something
about Mustafa.
503
00:26:33,725 --> 00:26:35,694
Back when Mustafa lived here,
504
00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:37,629
Rabeya could never sit
in the fucking living room.
505
00:26:37,629 --> 00:26:39,598
Hey, fuck off!
506
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,232
Fuck!
507
00:26:44,002 --> 00:26:47,772
You know, Umar just thinks
I'm up here getting faded,
508
00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:49,908
but I know my shit.
509
00:26:56,381 --> 00:26:57,515
Here,
510
00:26:57,515 --> 00:26:59,417
in Surat Al-Hijr,
511
00:26:59,417 --> 00:27:02,654
ayat 19 and 20.
512
00:27:02,654 --> 00:27:05,991
Allah sent suitable things
to grow on the Earth.
513
00:27:06,224 --> 00:27:10,261
And with him are the treasures
of everything in the world.
514
00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:14,332
And he only sent them down
in a known measure.
515
00:27:15,834 --> 00:27:17,802
This tells us
that things from nature
516
00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:19,638
are a blessing from Allah.
517
00:27:21,673 --> 00:27:24,142
And that he only sent us
what we could handle.
518
00:27:26,411 --> 00:27:27,712
Embrace it.
519
00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:35,220
Yo, you pumped up for
tonight's party man? Yeah.
520
00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:37,756
Dude, I'm gonna get my dick wet.
You're gonna get your dick wet.
521
00:27:37,756 --> 00:27:39,157
It's gonna be fucking...
[chattering]
522
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:42,360
Hey, uh... Hey, hey,
hey. Sweet, bro.
523
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:45,130
I'm gonna stay back,
okay? I...
524
00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:47,832
No, it's not like that.
I'm just gonna stay back.
525
00:27:47,832 --> 00:27:51,369
All right. Then, uh,
I'll just get the forties,
526
00:27:51,369 --> 00:27:53,972
and the blunts, and the condoms.
527
00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:54,939
Okay.
528
00:27:54,939 --> 00:27:56,341
[whispers]
Don't tell her you got herpes.
529
00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:57,242
Leave me alone.
530
00:28:01,279 --> 00:28:02,113
[mouths word]
531
00:28:02,113 --> 00:28:04,015
Okay.
I'll talk to you later.
532
00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:05,650
Hey.
533
00:28:05,650 --> 00:28:07,352
Hi.
534
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:08,853
As'salaamu alaikum.
535
00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:10,922
Wa-alaikum as-salaam.
536
00:28:10,922 --> 00:28:14,125
Fasiq's awesome, isn't he?
What a great khutba.
537
00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:16,261
Yeah.
It was really out there.
538
00:28:16,261 --> 00:28:19,330
So is Jehangir having another
one of his parties tonight?
539
00:28:19,731 --> 00:28:21,599
Yeah. Insh'Allah.
It's so cool.
540
00:28:21,599 --> 00:28:25,103
Friday afternoons, all these
Muslims come out for khutbas,
541
00:28:25,103 --> 00:28:28,173
and then at night the punks
come in for beer and ass.
542
00:28:28,173 --> 00:28:30,975
[chuckling]
543
00:28:30,975 --> 00:28:34,579
I don't really think
they're Muslims, though.
544
00:28:34,979 --> 00:28:36,147
Why would you say that?
545
00:28:36,147 --> 00:28:38,483
No, I mean like,
from a traditional standpoint.
546
00:28:41,252 --> 00:28:42,353
Personally,
547
00:28:42,353 --> 00:28:45,857
I'm not big on the whole
"Islam is one way" approach.
548
00:28:45,857 --> 00:28:48,193
What do you mean?
549
00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:50,695
I believe in Allah, you know?
550
00:28:51,296 --> 00:28:54,132
I just... I don't always
call it Allah.
551
00:28:54,766 --> 00:28:56,267
I pray the way I want to pray.
552
00:28:56,267 --> 00:28:59,170
Sometimes it'll be in a church
and sometimes on a rug.
553
00:29:00,505 --> 00:29:02,640
Interesting.
554
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:03,942
Sorry. I don't know. It's... No.
555
00:29:03,942 --> 00:29:05,543
It's hard to explain sometimes.
556
00:29:05,543 --> 00:29:07,479
It's okay. It's fine.
557
00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:09,981
So do you consider yourself
a Muslim?
558
00:29:11,950 --> 00:29:13,718
I don't know.
Why don't you
559
00:29:14,018 --> 00:29:17,822
call Allah and ask Him yourself?
560
00:29:18,156 --> 00:29:19,724
[chuckling]
561
00:29:19,724 --> 00:29:21,359
Good one.
562
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:25,864
[horn honks]
563
00:29:25,864 --> 00:29:28,500
Oh, my ride's here.
564
00:29:29,467 --> 00:29:32,470
I'll see you tonight.
Okay.
565
00:29:32,470 --> 00:29:34,906
Salaam.
566
00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:43,114
[car door closes, departs]
567
00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:46,551
♪ [taqwacore]
[people chattering]
568
00:29:49,754 --> 00:29:51,890
[yells]
569
00:30:03,434 --> 00:30:04,836
[Rabeya] Yusef. Hi.
570
00:30:04,836 --> 00:30:06,871
Hi.
You have to meet Fatima.
571
00:30:06,871 --> 00:30:08,439
Fatima, this is
Yusef. [both] Hi.
572
00:30:08,439 --> 00:30:09,374
Nice to meet you.
I'm Yusef.
573
00:30:09,374 --> 00:30:10,975
Fatima just came back
from San Francisco.
574
00:30:11,176 --> 00:30:14,279
She was doing a documentary
on the gay Muslim
conference out there.
575
00:30:14,279 --> 00:30:15,747
Yeah, "was" is right.
576
00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:17,482
I thought it was gonna be
this crazy scene,
577
00:30:17,949 --> 00:30:19,684
but you'd be surprised how fundy
578
00:30:19,684 --> 00:30:21,085
some of those dudes
were out there.
579
00:30:21,085 --> 00:30:23,254
What do you mean?
Okay, they're totally strict
580
00:30:23,454 --> 00:30:24,789
about prayers and everything.
581
00:30:24,789 --> 00:30:26,624
And a lot of them
will tell you straight up,
582
00:30:26,624 --> 00:30:28,126
"Gay sex is sin."
[laughing]
583
00:30:28,426 --> 00:30:30,862
Can you imagine
juggling that in your life?
584
00:30:30,862 --> 00:30:33,264
Okay, but there was
this one really awesome kid,
585
00:30:33,264 --> 00:30:34,666
a guy named Muzzamil,
Uh-huh.
586
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:36,634
And he's starting his freshman
year at UB in the fall.
587
00:30:36,634 --> 00:30:39,003
Yeah. So I'm going to introduce
you guys when he gets here.
588
00:30:39,003 --> 00:30:40,405
I think you'll really like him.
589
00:30:40,405 --> 00:30:44,108
Uh, did you know that those
have pork gelatin in them?
590
00:30:44,108 --> 00:30:47,212
[mimicking Yusef]
[groaning]
591
00:30:48,446 --> 00:30:51,649
Uh, thanks. Sorry.
592
00:30:51,649 --> 00:30:53,284
They're halal, you bitch.
593
00:30:53,918 --> 00:30:57,188
I think, uh, Rabeya's mad at me.
594
00:30:57,589 --> 00:30:59,390
Hey. Are you okay?
595
00:30:59,390 --> 00:31:01,125
Did I ever tell you I grew up
in a house full of women?
596
00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:02,994
No, I don't think so.
597
00:31:02,994 --> 00:31:05,830
Worked out.
Always works out.
598
00:31:05,830 --> 00:31:09,300
Mmm. Just give me
one little kiss.
599
00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:11,069
Uh...
600
00:31:11,436 --> 00:31:13,838
Did you, uh...
Did you meet that girl Fatima?
601
00:31:14,072 --> 00:31:15,907
Yes, I met Fatima.
602
00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:19,043
You know, it's funny you should
mention Fatima. [coughing]
603
00:31:19,043 --> 00:31:21,479
Why?
Because, um...
604
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:25,483
So, uh, we're making out
and whatever,
605
00:31:25,483 --> 00:31:29,587
and, uh, I go for her tits.
606
00:31:30,321 --> 00:31:31,723
And that's cool and she's cool.
607
00:31:31,956 --> 00:31:34,592
So I put my hands
between her legs.
608
00:31:35,026 --> 00:31:37,962
I mean, she's liking it,
so I go to unbutton her jeans.
609
00:31:37,962 --> 00:31:40,064
And the next thing I know,
she puts her hand over mine.
610
00:31:40,064 --> 00:31:42,233
I'm thinking,
"Fuck, that's it. It's done."
611
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,802
And she just looks at me.
You know what she says?
612
00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:47,505
"Sorry if this
is a dumb question,
613
00:31:48,006 --> 00:31:50,541
but if you were to, uh, uh"...
614
00:31:50,541 --> 00:31:52,977
And she couldn't even get
the fucking words out, man.
615
00:31:52,977 --> 00:31:55,546
So I'm like, "Finger you?"
616
00:31:56,114 --> 00:31:59,384
And she goes, "Yeah.
Would that break the hymen?"
617
00:31:59,384 --> 00:32:01,920
[Yusef]
Wow.
618
00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:04,022
What can you do after that?
If I would've did shit,
619
00:32:04,022 --> 00:32:06,391
I would've felt like
a fucking child molester.
620
00:32:07,225 --> 00:32:09,027
Fuck.
621
00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:11,229
That's my jihad, man.
622
00:32:11,229 --> 00:32:12,430
Jihad?
623
00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:16,701
Yeah. The struggle
between me and my nuts.
624
00:32:16,701 --> 00:32:18,703
Greatest struggle, right?
625
00:32:18,703 --> 00:32:20,705
Jihad against your nuts?
626
00:32:23,174 --> 00:32:25,476
Yusef.
627
00:32:25,810 --> 00:32:26,978
Oh, hey.
628
00:32:29,347 --> 00:32:30,782
Hi.
Hi.
629
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,116
How you doing?
I'm good.
630
00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:33,584
How are you?
Good.
631
00:32:33,918 --> 00:32:36,921
Glad you could make it.
Oh, I live here.
632
00:32:36,921 --> 00:32:39,357
Oh. Oh, my God,
that's right.
633
00:32:39,357 --> 00:32:41,259
Yeah.
Duh.
634
00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:45,596
So, it's a crazy house.
Yeah, it's crazy.
635
00:32:46,331 --> 00:32:47,365
He's drunk.
636
00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:51,169
You should give me a tour.
637
00:32:51,502 --> 00:32:53,104
[both chuckling]
638
00:32:53,104 --> 00:32:56,407
Yeah. Uh,
that's the kitchen.
639
00:32:56,908 --> 00:33:00,678
Rabeya's room, the other side.
640
00:33:00,678 --> 00:33:02,313
Upstairs bathroom,
641
00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:06,217
and Fasiq's room
is around the corner.
642
00:33:07,085 --> 00:33:08,820
So, Yusef, are you a punk, too?
643
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,788
Me? No.
Not really.
644
00:33:11,222 --> 00:33:13,191
Well, maybe straight-edge.
645
00:33:14,525 --> 00:33:16,260
Maybe. Yeah.
646
00:33:16,260 --> 00:33:17,628
So where's your room?
647
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:23,868
Wow, Yusef.
Yeah...
648
00:33:23,868 --> 00:33:25,870
It's not as cool
as everyone else's, but...
649
00:33:25,870 --> 00:33:28,172
It's very nice.
Thank you.
650
00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:30,475
Is everybody else as clean
as you are?
651
00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,543
Uh, Umar's pretty neat.
652
00:33:37,615 --> 00:33:41,052
Oh. Pakistan, right?
653
00:33:41,252 --> 00:33:43,488
Yep.
654
00:33:43,988 --> 00:33:46,257
I know my flags.
655
00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:48,960
So have you ever been there?
656
00:33:49,394 --> 00:33:51,763
I spent a summer there
when I was ten.
657
00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:52,764
Oh, really?
Yeah.
658
00:33:52,764 --> 00:33:53,831
How was it?
659
00:33:54,332 --> 00:33:56,534
It was a different planet.
660
00:33:56,534 --> 00:33:58,503
I can imagine.
661
00:33:59,170 --> 00:34:01,139
Yeah, sometimes,
662
00:34:01,139 --> 00:34:03,641
you know, I don't know
where I feel more...
663
00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:48,719
[chuckles]
664
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:50,420
What the fuck?
665
00:34:50,420 --> 00:34:51,289
Nothing.
666
00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:53,824
This isn't your first time
with a girl, is it?
667
00:34:53,824 --> 00:34:55,693
No, I've been with many girls.
668
00:34:56,159 --> 00:34:57,128
I think it is.
669
00:34:57,462 --> 00:35:00,765
With lots and lots
and lots of girls, I've...
670
00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:02,366
[sighs]
671
00:35:11,175 --> 00:35:11,776
You know, I have
a question for you.
672
00:35:14,912 --> 00:35:16,814
Where's the romance in Islam?
673
00:35:16,814 --> 00:35:17,815
Romance?
674
00:35:17,815 --> 00:35:20,985
Yeah. Passion, Yusef.
675
00:35:20,985 --> 00:35:22,987
Passion. Uh, well,
676
00:35:22,987 --> 00:35:24,922
you get, uh...
677
00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:27,258
You... You date
after you're married.
678
00:35:27,892 --> 00:35:30,027
Yeah. It's really hard
to explain...
679
00:35:30,027 --> 00:35:31,963
But that's the Islamic way?
680
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:33,865
Yes. Yeah.
681
00:35:33,865 --> 00:35:35,700
I guess so.
I don't know.
682
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,102
That doesn't make
any sense to me.
683
00:35:38,102 --> 00:35:40,104
Well, making out
with random guys,
684
00:35:40,104 --> 00:35:42,140
drunk at a party,
doesn't make sense to me.
685
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,442
[scoffs]
Okay.
686
00:35:44,442 --> 00:35:46,377
Yeah, I hear you on that one.
687
00:35:48,379 --> 00:35:49,714
What's your major again?
688
00:35:51,849 --> 00:35:53,518
Engineering.
Okay. Why?
689
00:35:53,718 --> 00:35:57,121
What... Because... I don't know.
What are you talking about?
690
00:35:57,121 --> 00:35:58,656
Is it something that
you are passionate about?
691
00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:01,159
Or is it something that
your parents want you to do?
692
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,161
What are you talking about?
Don't assume...
693
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,929
Oh, bullshit, Yusef.
You know anything about me,
694
00:36:04,929 --> 00:36:06,664
because you don't.
God!
695
00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:08,199
Bullshit, Yusef!
696
00:36:08,199 --> 00:36:09,967
You have a penis,
a dick in those pants.
697
00:36:09,967 --> 00:36:13,104
I know that you do. You
can't hide it, Yusef. What?
698
00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:14,972
You know what?
You're messed up, okay?
699
00:36:14,972 --> 00:36:16,274
I'm messed up?
Yeah, you're messed up.
700
00:36:16,641 --> 00:36:20,178
And... And, you know,
were you ever a Muslim at all?
701
00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:25,049
[scoffs]
702
00:36:25,049 --> 00:36:26,717
[door opens]
703
00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:46,103
[knock at door]
704
00:36:46,103 --> 00:36:48,639
Come in.
705
00:36:48,639 --> 00:36:50,208
Yusef?
Yeah?
706
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:51,609
How are you?
707
00:36:51,609 --> 00:36:53,778
Man, there's puke
and piss everywhere.
708
00:36:53,778 --> 00:36:54,946
Oh, I'm sorry. I...
709
00:36:56,247 --> 00:36:57,415
I, uh...
710
00:36:58,416 --> 00:37:00,084
I can help you clean it up.
711
00:37:00,484 --> 00:37:02,787
I'm gonna
go get ready for Isha'a.
712
00:37:02,787 --> 00:37:04,922
Wanna join me?
713
00:37:09,927 --> 00:37:12,897
[Woman moaning]
714
00:37:28,879 --> 00:37:29,880
What the fuck?
715
00:37:30,881 --> 00:37:32,250
Yo, what up, dude?
716
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,884
You fucking junkie
piece of shit!
717
00:37:33,884 --> 00:37:35,019
Umar, stop.
718
00:37:35,019 --> 00:37:37,021
[yelling]
[grunting]
719
00:37:37,021 --> 00:37:39,757
Umar, you're choking him!
720
00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:41,659
[yelling]
721
00:37:41,659 --> 00:37:44,428
I could kill you right now!
What the fuck could you you do?
722
00:37:44,428 --> 00:37:47,265
Where's your hidden Imam now?
Huh?
723
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:48,833
Shiite piece of shit!
724
00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:51,969
[Yusef]
You're choking him!
725
00:37:51,969 --> 00:37:53,604
[grunting]
726
00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:56,340
You wanna fuck in my bed, you
dirty fuck? You're choking him!
727
00:37:56,340 --> 00:38:00,077
Come on, Umar. Let him go,
let him go, let him go.
728
00:38:00,077 --> 00:38:02,380
Come on.
Fuck!
729
00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:03,781
You crazy fuck!
730
00:38:03,781 --> 00:38:05,916
Motherfuck... Motherfucker,
what did you say to me?
731
00:38:05,916 --> 00:38:06,651
Hey, back when Mustafa was
here, nobody was fucking in
my bed, you piece of shit!
732
00:38:06,651 --> 00:38:07,118
Fuck!
733
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:07,685
[line ringing]
734
00:38:08,219 --> 00:38:09,553
[on answering machine]
Hi. This is Yusef.
735
00:38:09,553 --> 00:38:11,689
Sorry that I can't answer
the phone right now.
736
00:38:11,689 --> 00:38:13,324
Please leave a message [beep]
737
00:38:14,191 --> 00:38:15,726
[Woman]
Yusef bita, where are you?
738
00:38:15,726 --> 00:38:17,862
Why you taking days
to return my call?
739
00:38:17,862 --> 00:38:20,464
Is everything okay?
Please call me back.
740
00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:22,199
Your father's getting upset.
741
00:38:22,199 --> 00:38:23,934
Khudhafiz.
742
00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:29,940
Umar's a fucking cock.
743
00:38:30,207 --> 00:38:31,475
Yeah, he is.
744
00:38:31,909 --> 00:38:33,577
I mean, a fucking cock.
745
00:38:34,945 --> 00:38:37,315
Yeah.
746
00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:39,417
House ain't the same
without Amazing Ayyub, man,
747
00:38:39,417 --> 00:38:40,418
I'll tell you that.
748
00:38:42,086 --> 00:38:43,521
Miss that fucking guy.
749
00:38:44,088 --> 00:38:45,489
Insh'Allah, he'll be back.
750
00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:48,359
Yeah. Insh'Allah.
751
00:38:52,596 --> 00:38:54,598
All right, now hit me
one deep, all right?
752
00:38:54,598 --> 00:38:57,802
Same way I told you though,
all right? All right.
753
00:38:57,802 --> 00:38:59,737
Okay, ready? Go.
754
00:39:02,206 --> 00:39:04,442
[thud]
Sorry.
755
00:39:12,683 --> 00:39:14,819
Last night,
I had a dream I was, uh,
756
00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:16,854
drinking with Johnny Cash.
757
00:39:17,922 --> 00:39:20,091
Really?
Yeah.
758
00:39:21,492 --> 00:39:22,927
You ever listen to Johnny Cash?
759
00:39:24,395 --> 00:39:27,198
No. I don't listen
to country.
760
00:39:27,631 --> 00:39:29,867
No, Johnny Cash
isn't country, man.
761
00:39:31,402 --> 00:39:34,004
Johnny Cash is bigger
than country.
762
00:39:34,872 --> 00:39:37,141
Johnny Cash is
the fucking shit, man.
763
00:39:37,141 --> 00:39:39,076
Johnny Cash rules the world!
764
00:39:41,345 --> 00:39:42,480
Well, I didn't know that.
765
00:39:42,847 --> 00:39:44,982
You didn't know, man.
Now you know.
766
00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,185
So what was the dream about?
767
00:39:48,185 --> 00:39:49,420
We were in a bar.
768
00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:51,155
We're sitting
on a pair of stools,
769
00:39:51,155 --> 00:39:53,557
downing shots, laughing.
770
00:39:55,459 --> 00:39:58,562
And I just wished I could
be him so fucking bad, man.
771
00:40:00,464 --> 00:40:02,733
I wanted to be Johnny Cash
more than anything.
772
00:40:03,934 --> 00:40:05,469
He was just sitting there,
and he was so fucking old
773
00:40:05,469 --> 00:40:06,036
and withered.
774
00:40:06,771 --> 00:40:07,304
I could see 10,000 years
of pain and life on his face.
775
00:40:07,938 --> 00:40:08,739
I was hurting on the inside
so bad, man.
776
00:40:20,885 --> 00:40:22,086
So fucking bad.
777
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:25,489
I wanted to be him
so fucking bad.
778
00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:29,126
A fucking every man
beyond time and place.
779
00:40:29,126 --> 00:40:30,194
That's what he is.
780
00:40:36,567 --> 00:40:38,636
I can't be that guy, you know,
781
00:40:39,303 --> 00:40:41,005
just talks to everybody.
782
00:40:42,606 --> 00:40:44,708
Too wrapped up
in my mix-matching
783
00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:48,846
of disenfranchised
subcultures, man.
784
00:40:52,049 --> 00:40:54,051
Damn.
785
00:40:57,888 --> 00:40:59,123
Yeah, I'm small.
786
00:41:00,858 --> 00:41:02,960
Fucking small.
787
00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:14,071
Fucking small.
[mutters]
788
00:41:21,645 --> 00:41:23,113
I'm really gonna do it, man.
789
00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:25,850
Do what?
Put on a show.
790
00:41:28,686 --> 00:41:31,422
Yeah, a punk show.
A Muslim punk show.
791
00:41:31,422 --> 00:41:33,290
Punk show.
792
00:41:33,290 --> 00:41:34,758
Call the taqwacore bands
out West.
793
00:41:34,758 --> 00:41:36,660
Find a date
when they can all make it.
794
00:41:37,361 --> 00:41:39,930
I think it can work.
Yeah. Where?
795
00:41:40,297 --> 00:41:42,700
Anywhere, man.
796
00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:45,569
Who would come?
A ton of people would come.
797
00:41:45,870 --> 00:41:48,739
Come on.
We got a ton of Muslims
798
00:41:48,739 --> 00:41:51,675
coming to the house
Friday afternoon for prayers.
799
00:41:51,675 --> 00:41:53,177
Yeah.
A lot of kufr punks
800
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:54,778
coming to the house
Friday nights.
801
00:41:54,778 --> 00:41:56,647
Get them all in one place
at the same time.
802
00:41:56,647 --> 00:41:57,982
That's a lot of heads.
803
00:42:00,584 --> 00:42:03,187
This shit's gonna happen.
804
00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:04,788
Okay.
805
00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:40,024
[Jehangir]
♪ Allahu
806
00:42:40,024 --> 00:42:41,625
♪ Allahu
807
00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:44,528
♪ Allahu Akbar
808
00:42:44,528 --> 00:42:47,998
♪ Allahu
809
00:42:47,998 --> 00:42:50,935
♪ Allahu Akbar
810
00:42:50,935 --> 00:42:55,906
♪ Allahu
811
00:42:56,840 --> 00:43:01,812
♪ Akbar
812
00:43:02,479 --> 00:43:07,685
♪ Allahu
813
00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:13,624
♪ Akbar
814
00:43:14,124 --> 00:43:16,894
♪ [vocalizing]
815
00:43:26,070 --> 00:43:27,071
Ah!
816
00:43:27,071 --> 00:43:28,772
Give it up for Ms. Muzzy.
[cheering]
817
00:43:29,139 --> 00:43:31,508
Come on, baby.
Give it up for Ms. Muzzy.
818
00:43:31,508 --> 00:43:32,843
Come on!
819
00:43:32,843 --> 00:43:34,778
There you go.
There you go.
820
00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:36,547
Beautiful. Beautiful.
821
00:43:36,547 --> 00:43:38,415
Okay.
Proper introduction.
822
00:43:38,415 --> 00:43:40,417
Yusef, this is Muzzamil.
823
00:43:40,417 --> 00:43:42,019
I told you about him
a few weeks ago.
824
00:43:42,019 --> 00:43:43,320
Hi, I'm Yusef.
825
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,756
Call me Ms. Muzzy.
[laughter]
826
00:43:46,757 --> 00:43:49,059
Yusef jaan, you won't
believe it, man.
827
00:43:49,059 --> 00:43:51,562
Muzzy's telling us about the
taqwacore scene out in San Fran.
828
00:43:51,562 --> 00:43:55,265
Well, it's only a few
bands right now, but it's
a lot of good energy.
829
00:43:55,265 --> 00:43:57,801
Yeah? So who are
the biggest ones out there?
830
00:43:57,801 --> 00:43:59,970
The Ghilmans mainly.
Holy shit.
831
00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:01,472
They fucking rock.
Uh-huh.
832
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,674
Yeah, I'm trying to get them out
to my show this winter.
833
00:44:03,674 --> 00:44:05,776
Oh, that'd be fucking hot.
834
00:44:05,776 --> 00:44:08,278
You know which is another
good band to look out for?
835
00:44:08,278 --> 00:44:09,947
The Guantanamo Bay Packers.
836
00:44:09,947 --> 00:44:11,915
They've got really good songs.
837
00:44:11,915 --> 00:44:13,584
So try and get them out
too, okay?
838
00:44:13,584 --> 00:44:14,985
Hey. Insh'Allah.
839
00:44:14,985 --> 00:44:17,388
So, Ms. Muzzy, tell me,
why the hell would anyone
840
00:44:17,388 --> 00:44:19,857
leave San Francisco
for this fucking shit-hole?
841
00:44:19,857 --> 00:44:23,460
Come on. Well, she could have
gone to Berkeley or something.
842
00:44:23,460 --> 00:44:25,796
Well, it's an interesting
little story behind that.
843
00:44:25,796 --> 00:44:28,298
You see, my parents believe
844
00:44:28,298 --> 00:44:31,669
that if you could take me
out of the gays,
845
00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:33,904
you could take the gay
out of me. [laughter]
846
00:44:34,538 --> 00:44:37,808
So, they're, like,
really funny like that.
847
00:44:39,743 --> 00:44:42,012
[laughter continues]
848
00:44:43,547 --> 00:44:45,916
Yusef y'akhi.
849
00:44:47,084 --> 00:44:50,354
So, you coming with me
tonight? Uh, yeah, yeah.
850
00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:52,189
So, uh, where you guys going?
851
00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:54,992
Rochester Mosque.
852
00:44:54,992 --> 00:44:56,593
Oh.
853
00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:59,963
What, uh, we aren't invited?
854
00:44:59,963 --> 00:45:02,366
I wanna pray.
[Fasiq] Me too, man.
855
00:45:04,168 --> 00:45:05,436
Huh?
856
00:45:05,436 --> 00:45:08,806
I can't believe I'm taking
you freaks to the masjid.
857
00:45:08,806 --> 00:45:10,541
Aw, whatever, dude.
858
00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:12,276
At least the girl
decided not to come.
859
00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:15,779
Just don't tell anybody Ms.
Muzzy's gay, and we'll be fine.
860
00:45:15,779 --> 00:45:17,381
Don't do that around me.
Let's go. Come on.
861
00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:18,849
Let's go.
What the fuck?
862
00:45:18,849 --> 00:45:21,452
No beer or weed at the mosque.
863
00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:24,755
I wouldn't smoke in the mosque.
864
00:45:25,022 --> 00:45:28,258
No. Thank you.
[mutters]
865
00:45:28,258 --> 00:45:29,626
Oh. Surprise.
866
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,796
What's up, daddy? You wanna
feel up inside my pussy and
see what's inside of there?
867
00:45:32,796 --> 00:45:36,300
Shut up. Honestly,
not today. Ow.
868
00:45:36,300 --> 00:45:39,703
Hey, take off the makeup.
869
00:45:39,703 --> 00:45:41,338
No gay material.
870
00:45:41,338 --> 00:45:44,208
No fag porn in my car.
Shut the fuck up.
871
00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:46,977
Sorry.
I had to change my pants
872
00:45:46,977 --> 00:45:48,779
and put my nice pants on.
873
00:45:48,779 --> 00:45:50,347
You okay?
874
00:46:12,903 --> 00:46:15,806
[Jehangir]
I love masjids, man.
875
00:46:15,806 --> 00:46:17,908
No statues, no pictures.
876
00:46:18,375 --> 00:46:21,145
Nothing's imposed on you.
Nothing's in your way.
877
00:46:21,912 --> 00:46:24,314
[Ms. Muzzy]
You know, the only thing
878
00:46:24,314 --> 00:46:27,050
that made me uncomfortable
in masjids were people.
879
00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:29,920
Without them here,
it's not so bad.
880
00:46:32,656 --> 00:46:35,793
[Umar]
We should make two nafl rakats
881
00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:38,262
out of respect to the masjid.
882
00:46:57,915 --> 00:46:59,950
[whispers]
Psst. Hey. Come here.
883
00:46:59,950 --> 00:47:01,885
What is that?
884
00:47:02,085 --> 00:47:04,788
My gift to the masjid.
885
00:47:04,788 --> 00:47:06,023
It's a novel.
886
00:47:06,423 --> 00:47:07,691
First-ever punk novel.
887
00:47:07,691 --> 00:47:09,193
Punk novel?
Yeah.
888
00:47:09,459 --> 00:47:11,695
This kid, Gideon Sams...
889
00:47:11,695 --> 00:47:13,497
He was 14 when he wrote it.
890
00:47:14,064 --> 00:47:15,532
Reading this book...
891
00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:20,771
It's like listening to a Sahaba.
892
00:47:20,771 --> 00:47:22,806
Who knows who'll find it,
you know?
893
00:47:22,806 --> 00:47:24,942
Yeah.
Maybe someone cool.
894
00:47:24,942 --> 00:47:25,475
Did he write anything else?
895
00:47:25,776 --> 00:47:26,310
Sheikh Sams?
Yeah.
896
00:47:26,543 --> 00:47:26,877
I don't think so.
897
00:47:27,110 --> 00:47:27,678
He died when he was 26.
898
00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:28,245
26?
899
00:47:28,245 --> 00:47:28,846
26.
900
00:47:32,983 --> 00:47:43,193
Yeah. The punk wasn't meant
to be anything big, you know?
901
00:47:45,495 --> 00:47:46,597
It just kind of happened.
902
00:47:48,131 --> 00:47:50,701
Just kind of happened.
903
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:52,903
Alayhe salaam.
904
00:48:07,651 --> 00:48:09,286
Y'akhi.
Huh?
905
00:48:09,286 --> 00:48:12,222
It's good to lay
with your head facing qiblah.
906
00:48:12,222 --> 00:48:15,058
Right.
Right, right, right.
907
00:48:27,037 --> 00:48:28,672
What you got there, Pakistan?
908
00:48:30,474 --> 00:48:31,708
It's a classified section
909
00:48:31,708 --> 00:48:34,344
where parents look for suitable
partners for their kids.
910
00:48:34,344 --> 00:48:36,513
You're kidding me, right?
No.
911
00:48:37,314 --> 00:48:39,917
Get this one.
"Egyptian parents looking
912
00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:42,019
"for correspondence
for their daughter.
913
00:48:42,352 --> 00:48:44,321
"Looking for Arab origin,
USA born,
914
00:48:44,321 --> 00:48:47,024
never married, and a
professional in medical field."
915
00:48:47,424 --> 00:48:49,026
Wow.
916
00:48:49,026 --> 00:48:51,161
These people are crazy.
Yeah.
917
00:48:51,428 --> 00:48:53,964
Could you imagine if
we responded to these
posts? [chuckles]
918
00:48:54,998 --> 00:48:56,400
[doorbell rings]
919
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,802
As'salaamu alaikum.
I'm Yusef. Uh...
920
00:48:58,802 --> 00:49:00,804
Pakistani, Sunni origin,
921
00:49:00,804 --> 00:49:03,040
engineering student,
and a good family.
922
00:49:03,373 --> 00:49:04,675
[doorbell rings]
923
00:49:04,675 --> 00:49:06,543
As'salaamu alaikum.
924
00:49:06,543 --> 00:49:08,178
I'm Fasiq.
925
00:49:08,178 --> 00:49:12,015
No degree, but, uh,
I'm in pharmaceuticals.
926
00:49:12,015 --> 00:49:14,484
[doorbell rings]
Hey. As'salaamu alaikum, auntie.
927
00:49:14,484 --> 00:49:18,155
I'm Jehangir.
I'm here to marry, um...
928
00:49:18,155 --> 00:49:20,357
What was your daughter's
name again?
929
00:49:20,357 --> 00:49:21,558
[doorbell rings]
930
00:49:21,558 --> 00:49:22,960
As'salaamu alaikum.
931
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,095
I'm Umar.
Your ad is haram.
932
00:49:25,095 --> 00:49:26,163
[doorbell rings]
933
00:49:26,163 --> 00:49:27,497
Marhaba, I'm Muzzy.
934
00:49:27,497 --> 00:49:29,967
I'm here to sit
on your son's face.
935
00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:31,702
Okay.
936
00:49:31,702 --> 00:49:33,637
We are turning
to the Surat Al-Nur,
937
00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:35,172
the 35th ayat.
938
00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:40,744
[reading out loud
in foreign language]
939
00:49:50,253 --> 00:49:53,757
Fasiq, brother,
please keep awake.
940
00:49:53,757 --> 00:49:55,592
Sorry, Umar.
941
00:49:55,592 --> 00:49:58,762
Mash'Allah.
942
00:49:58,762 --> 00:50:00,197
Allah Subhanahu wa-ta'ala
943
00:50:00,197 --> 00:50:02,733
is the light of the heavens
and the earth.
944
00:50:03,900 --> 00:50:06,403
Allah Subhanahu wa-ta'ala.
945
00:50:06,403 --> 00:50:09,439
Light is like a lamp
inside a niche.
946
00:50:15,779 --> 00:50:18,315
[sighs]
947
00:50:18,315 --> 00:50:20,250
Let's just pray Fajr
and go home.
948
00:50:24,488 --> 00:50:28,058
Jehangir, you sober?
949
00:50:28,058 --> 00:50:29,526
Sober as you are, man.
950
00:50:31,161 --> 00:50:33,230
You wanna lead?
951
00:50:34,765 --> 00:50:36,333
Yeah.
952
00:50:45,909 --> 00:50:48,211
Allahu Akbar.
953
00:50:52,916 --> 00:50:55,786
[Man on TV] Now, they
say that your book is
pioneering a whole new Islam.
954
00:50:55,786 --> 00:50:59,523
Surely you must be receiving
all kinds of death threats
from angry Mohammedans.
955
00:50:59,523 --> 00:51:02,092
[Woman] Well, it's not
easy being the voice
of my generation,
956
00:51:02,092 --> 00:51:04,995
but I think that my struggle
is to reclaim true Islam
957
00:51:04,995 --> 00:51:08,365
from those who have
taken it hostage, or
hijacked it, if you will.
958
00:51:08,365 --> 00:51:11,334
Muslim men. They just wanna
lock you up in the house, right?
959
00:51:11,334 --> 00:51:13,737
Absolutely.
If they had their way,
960
00:51:13,737 --> 00:51:16,039
I'd be under one of
those hideous burlap sacks
961
00:51:16,039 --> 00:51:17,841
that they make their women wear.
962
00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:26,016
[Amazing Ayyub chuckles]
963
00:51:26,016 --> 00:51:27,517
[whispers]
Hey.
964
00:51:27,517 --> 00:51:28,718
Yo.
965
00:51:30,020 --> 00:51:31,955
How are you?
I'm good.
966
00:51:32,222 --> 00:51:33,723
Listen, I brought you something.
967
00:51:34,124 --> 00:51:35,926
Two, uh...
968
00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:37,427
[chuckles]
969
00:51:37,727 --> 00:51:41,198
Two Friday's from now,
I'm gonna give a sermon.
970
00:51:41,198 --> 00:51:43,133
I want you there, okay?
Of course.
971
00:51:43,133 --> 00:51:45,602
And I want you
to present this to Umar.
972
00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:48,638
This is how you're gonna
get back in the house.
Read this later, all right?
973
00:51:48,638 --> 00:51:51,108
But whatever points are in here,
I want you to bring up.
974
00:51:51,341 --> 00:51:53,043
All right?
You'll be back in the house.
975
00:51:53,043 --> 00:51:54,911
Everything will be good to go.
All right?
976
00:51:54,911 --> 00:51:57,347
Dude, how the fuck is Umar gonna
let me back in the house, man?
977
00:51:57,347 --> 00:51:59,182
He acts like he owns that shit.
978
00:52:00,050 --> 00:52:01,518
Fuck that, man.
Fuck Umar.
979
00:52:01,518 --> 00:52:03,787
He's never gonna let me
back in the house, man.
980
00:52:04,020 --> 00:52:04,855
No, no, no, no.
981
00:52:05,455 --> 00:52:07,190
Fuck Umar?
Okay, fuck you.
982
00:52:07,657 --> 00:52:11,094
Me? Dude, I'm not a fucking nazi
piece of shit like him, man.
983
00:52:11,094 --> 00:52:13,130
Fuck you. He called me
a Shiite piece of shit.
984
00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:14,931
He's a fucking Nazi,
dude. Fuck you.
985
00:52:14,931 --> 00:52:16,266
He's a fucking hypocrite.
Fuck you.
986
00:52:16,266 --> 00:52:17,701
He's got tattoos all
over his body. Fuck you.
987
00:52:17,701 --> 00:52:20,770
That's haram like a
motherfucker, dude. Fuck you.
988
00:52:20,770 --> 00:52:21,771
Fuck you.
989
00:52:21,771 --> 00:52:24,808
What are you willing to give up
to be in that house?
990
00:52:26,877 --> 00:52:28,445
Think about that, man.
991
00:52:29,646 --> 00:52:32,782
Read through that.
I'll see you in two weeks.
992
00:52:32,782 --> 00:52:34,417
Okay?
Okay.
993
00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:39,289
[chattering]
994
00:52:39,289 --> 00:52:41,658
[Fatima clicks tongue]
Stop it.
995
00:52:41,658 --> 00:52:43,660
These dumb bitches
with all of this airbrushing.
996
00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:44,761
Like any of this is real.
[chuckling]
997
00:52:45,095 --> 00:52:48,298
How can that really be
someone's lips? It's
like... [buzzing sound]
998
00:52:48,298 --> 00:52:50,300
Gross. It's call
collagen, sweetie.
999
00:52:50,867 --> 00:52:53,970
Some white chicks do that. They
ain't got our nice ethnic lips.
1000
00:52:54,304 --> 00:52:56,706
Whites just gotta put some,
like, pig shit up in there.
1001
00:52:56,706 --> 00:52:58,575
Some of that pig fat.
[Rabeya laughing]
1002
00:52:59,309 --> 00:53:01,077
So, Yusef, like,
what do you like?
1003
00:53:01,077 --> 00:53:03,813
Do you like the girls with
the big fat lips, like,
down there or up here or...
1004
00:53:04,781 --> 00:53:05,649
[laughter]
1005
00:53:05,649 --> 00:53:07,717
What do you like
to jerk off to, sweetie?
1006
00:53:08,451 --> 00:53:09,519
Um...
1007
00:53:09,519 --> 00:53:11,922
I think you touched a nerve!
1008
00:53:11,922 --> 00:53:14,691
Yusef, do you not jerk off?
1009
00:53:15,158 --> 00:53:17,194
That's not a nice question
to ask someone.
1010
00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:19,696
Oh, no!
Ohh!
1011
00:53:19,696 --> 00:53:21,798
[Rabeya] You like
girls, right? Of course.
1012
00:53:21,798 --> 00:53:23,066
But you're not doing anyone?
1013
00:53:23,066 --> 00:53:25,835
No, I'm not doing anyone.
God, Yusef!
1014
00:53:25,835 --> 00:53:28,905
You're the only sophomore
at this school who's
never touched his penis!
1015
00:53:28,905 --> 00:53:31,608
[Ms. Muzzy] Oh, man! Yusef,
you gotta take care of that.
1016
00:53:31,608 --> 00:53:34,544
I don't like to self
abuse, and you guys
shouldn't do that either.
1017
00:53:34,544 --> 00:53:38,114
Sweetie, it's not abuse.
It's fun.
1018
00:53:38,114 --> 00:53:41,184
[Rabeya] I'll tell you
what's wrong with not
masturbating, Yusef.
1019
00:53:41,184 --> 00:53:42,819
If you keep that shit
inside you,
1020
00:53:42,819 --> 00:53:45,021
it will poison you and make
you do fucked-up things.
1021
00:53:45,021 --> 00:53:47,490
Look at the Catholic priests.
[Ms. Muzzy] Wait a second.
1022
00:53:47,490 --> 00:53:52,662
Wait a second.
Fatima here has been quiet.
1023
00:53:52,662 --> 00:53:54,564
Quiet as a mime.
1024
00:53:54,564 --> 00:53:55,398
Uh-huh.
1025
00:53:56,566 --> 00:53:58,001
[laughing]
1026
00:53:58,001 --> 00:54:00,403
What?
I... I don't know anything.
1027
00:54:00,403 --> 00:54:03,340
I think it's different for guys
than it is for girls.
1028
00:54:03,340 --> 00:54:04,708
Oh, shut up! Maybe, but
what does that have to do
1029
00:54:04,708 --> 00:54:06,776
with being afraid to touch
your own freaking anatomy?
1030
00:54:06,776 --> 00:54:09,346
Sweetie, you know how it works,
right? You've looked down there?
1031
00:54:09,346 --> 00:54:13,516
Stop! Jeez. Yeah, I know.
You know you don't have to
stick anything in, right?
1032
00:54:13,516 --> 00:54:14,985
Yes!
1033
00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:17,354
Did you not learn anything
in sex ed?
1034
00:54:17,354 --> 00:54:21,157
My mom took me out of
school that week. Oh, God!
1035
00:54:21,157 --> 00:54:22,892
Of course she took her out.
1036
00:54:22,892 --> 00:54:24,361
She's, like, "Oh, no. My
daughter's gonna see a penis.
1037
00:54:24,361 --> 00:54:26,029
We can't let that happen."
[Rabeya] All right.
1038
00:54:26,029 --> 00:54:29,399
We're gonna have to reframe
and do a little va-jay-jay 101!
1039
00:54:29,399 --> 00:54:31,868
[all whooping] Okay. I
should go. I should go.
1040
00:54:31,868 --> 00:54:34,471
I'm gonna write a couple
things on the black...
Oh, we have a fugitive.
1041
00:54:34,471 --> 00:54:37,340
Okay. I should really go
and... and work on my paper.
1042
00:54:37,607 --> 00:54:39,476
It's due tomorrow.
No, Yusef. Stick around.
1043
00:54:39,476 --> 00:54:41,811
You could learn a thing
or two from me.
1044
00:54:41,811 --> 00:54:44,247
Rabeya, Rabeya, we've gotta
clear out the cobwebs first,
1045
00:54:44,247 --> 00:54:46,449
so let's let the fella go.
Stop!
1046
00:54:46,449 --> 00:54:48,952
That's really inappropriate,
Muzzy. Thanks, Ms. Muzzy.
1047
00:54:48,952 --> 00:54:50,487
Wait. Hand me that.
1048
00:54:52,555 --> 00:54:54,591
You need this more than they do.
1049
00:54:55,091 --> 00:54:56,359
Goddamn it!
1050
00:54:56,359 --> 00:54:59,262
Vaginal lesson number one is:
this is a tampon.
1051
00:54:59,262 --> 00:55:01,264
[Ms. Muzzy] Ooh, that's
a good one. Thank you.
1052
00:55:01,264 --> 00:55:03,433
[Fatima] I don't use
those. Tampons do not
1053
00:55:03,433 --> 00:55:05,302
de-virginize you, okay?
1054
00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:07,904
Even if the hymen
is broken by a tampon,
1055
00:55:07,904 --> 00:55:09,939
it doesn't mean
you're not a virgin anymore.
1056
00:55:09,939 --> 00:55:13,310
Say good-bye to the maxi pad.
Tampons coming!
1057
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,535
[gasps]
1058
00:56:45,535 --> 00:56:47,704
[Man on phone] Yusef?
As'salaamu alaikum.
1059
00:56:48,004 --> 00:56:50,673
On what days will you
be coming home this semester?
1060
00:56:50,673 --> 00:56:53,309
Abu, I think I'm gonna stay
in Buffalo during the breaks.
1061
00:56:53,309 --> 00:56:55,945
Why, Yusef?
What's the reason to stay?
1062
00:56:55,945 --> 00:56:57,614
I just...
I just wanna hang out here.
1063
00:56:57,614 --> 00:57:00,283
Hang out? What does
that mean, "hang out"?
1064
00:57:00,283 --> 00:57:02,218
Abu, I gotta go.
I gotta catch a bus.
1065
00:57:02,218 --> 00:57:03,553
Yusef! Yusef,
don't rush me!
1066
00:57:03,553 --> 00:57:05,054
Sorry. Sorry.
I gotta go!
1067
00:57:05,054 --> 00:57:06,990
[click]
Yusef?
1068
00:57:06,990 --> 00:57:08,091
Astaghfur'Allah!
1069
00:57:08,091 --> 00:57:10,126
[yelling]
1070
00:57:10,126 --> 00:57:11,828
Fucking... Fuck...
1071
00:57:11,828 --> 00:57:14,898
Stop, stop, stop.
Stop! Stop!
1072
00:57:14,898 --> 00:57:17,700
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Yusef, let him go!
1073
00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:20,503
Let me go. Let me talk to
him, let me talk to him.
1074
00:57:20,770 --> 00:57:22,839
No, you talk from here,
all right? All right?
1075
00:57:23,106 --> 00:57:25,108
My fucking sheets are still
stained 'cause of him.
1076
00:57:25,108 --> 00:57:27,477
My fucking sheets are
still stained 'cause
of you! You know that?
1077
00:57:27,477 --> 00:57:30,547
Fuck, dude! How many
fucking times I gotta
say I'm fucking sorry?
1078
00:57:30,547 --> 00:57:32,615
"Free themselves
from the unrightful prejudice
1079
00:57:32,615 --> 00:57:35,919
toward specific sects."
I don't give a fuck about that!
1080
00:57:35,919 --> 00:57:39,556
Dude, this is the official
fatwa of Shaykh Mahmud Shaltut!
1081
00:57:39,856 --> 00:57:41,291
What the fuck you talking about?
1082
00:57:42,091 --> 00:57:44,027
Umar, listen to me.
Listen to me! [yelling]
1083
00:57:44,027 --> 00:57:44,761
Calm down.
1084
00:57:45,695 --> 00:57:47,730
You really gonna deny
a brother Friday prayer?
1085
00:57:49,833 --> 00:57:51,534
You want to answer
to Allah for that?
1086
00:57:51,534 --> 00:57:52,902
Fucking think about it.
1087
00:57:56,873 --> 00:57:58,842
[Umar]
Fuck!
1088
00:57:58,842 --> 00:58:00,543
Whatever.
1089
00:58:03,179 --> 00:58:05,682
Put a fucking shirt on this
guy! We'll get a shirt.
1090
00:58:06,182 --> 00:58:08,218
We'll get you a shirt.
1091
00:58:13,256 --> 00:58:18,261
♪ Yeah
1092
00:58:22,465 --> 00:58:29,506
♪ Suicide bomb the Gap
1093
00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:31,975
[mutters]
1094
00:58:31,975 --> 00:58:35,411
Dude, it's so fucking good
to be back, man.
1095
00:58:35,411 --> 00:58:37,347
Khutbah.
1096
00:58:37,347 --> 00:58:39,215
[off]
1097
00:58:45,722 --> 00:58:47,724
Islam is a fucking surrender.
1098
00:58:49,125 --> 00:58:51,261
That's it.
1099
00:58:51,828 --> 00:58:53,096
Knowing that
you don't run the show,
1100
00:58:53,096 --> 00:58:55,198
staying mindful of it
in everything you do.
1101
00:58:56,900 --> 00:58:58,334
Take your hands off the wheel.
1102
00:58:58,334 --> 00:58:59,903
See how it feels.
1103
00:59:02,071 --> 00:59:04,641
Islam isn't about ayats,
and Hadiths,
1104
00:59:04,641 --> 00:59:07,076
and niches, and lamps.
1105
00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:09,045
It's about us.
1106
00:59:09,445 --> 00:59:10,780
All of us.
1107
00:59:12,849 --> 00:59:16,419
Allah is too big and too open
1108
00:59:16,419 --> 00:59:19,322
for my Islam
to be small and closed.
1109
00:59:21,424 --> 00:59:23,159
I'm so Muslim.
1110
00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:25,395
I am so Muslim
1111
00:59:25,828 --> 00:59:28,197
I can say, "Fuck Islam."
1112
00:59:30,233 --> 00:59:31,968
You know, Imam Husain said,
1113
00:59:35,271 --> 00:59:36,539
"He has no religion.
1114
00:59:36,539 --> 00:59:38,908
Let him at least be free
in his present life."
1115
00:59:41,311 --> 00:59:43,246
[clears throat]
1116
00:59:47,216 --> 00:59:49,118
Let's pray.
1117
00:59:50,653 --> 00:59:53,723
♪ [taqwacore]
1118
01:00:01,965 --> 01:00:03,967
♪ [continues]
1119
01:00:08,471 --> 01:00:10,273
Jehangir,
1120
01:00:10,540 --> 01:00:12,308
that was a beautiful
khutbah today.
1121
01:00:12,909 --> 01:00:15,678
Amazing. I've never heard
anything like it, man.
1122
01:00:17,347 --> 01:00:18,781
Yeah?
1123
01:00:24,220 --> 01:00:25,755
Bombs away, baby.
1124
01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:29,459
Ugh!
Whoo!
1125
01:00:29,459 --> 01:00:31,361
I'm putting on
a fucking show, baby.
1126
01:00:31,361 --> 01:00:33,429
Yeah.
Goddamn right.
1127
01:00:33,863 --> 01:00:35,331
Been calling all my boys
out West.
1128
01:00:35,331 --> 01:00:37,934
They're coming in a big
fucking taqwacore caravan.
1129
01:00:37,934 --> 01:00:41,137
We're gonna set it off.
Set it off real fucking nice.
1130
01:00:41,137 --> 01:00:42,805
When?
December 21.
1131
01:00:42,805 --> 01:00:44,907
Where?
Right here, baby.
1132
01:00:44,907 --> 01:00:47,110
Insh'Allah.
Insh'Allah.
1133
01:00:47,110 --> 01:00:48,878
[both laugh]
1134
01:00:56,386 --> 01:01:00,957
I can't believe you got
the Ghilmans to come out.
1135
01:01:01,224 --> 01:01:04,060
And Al-Thawra.
Like, it's getting serious.
1136
01:01:04,060 --> 01:01:06,095
[British accent] Yes, yes, yes.
This place is gonna get overrun
1137
01:01:06,095 --> 01:01:08,564
with fucking taqwacore,
and it's gonna be so good.
1138
01:01:08,798 --> 01:01:10,333
I'm really excited.
1139
01:01:10,733 --> 01:01:12,435
What... What about
what's-her-face?
1140
01:01:12,435 --> 01:01:14,837
Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
1141
01:01:14,837 --> 01:01:16,839
Dee Dee Ali and the guys are in.
1142
01:01:16,839 --> 01:01:18,374
Osama's Tunnel Diggers.
1143
01:01:18,374 --> 01:01:21,978
They're in there. We just
threw them in there for youse.
1144
01:01:22,178 --> 01:01:23,913
Another band
wants to make it out.
1145
01:01:23,913 --> 01:01:25,181
That's cool.
Yeah.
1146
01:01:25,181 --> 01:01:26,182
Which one?
1147
01:01:26,582 --> 01:01:29,018
Bilal's Boulder.
1148
01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:33,022
No fucking way, Jehangir.
1149
01:01:33,723 --> 01:01:35,224
Those guys are bad news.
1150
01:01:35,224 --> 01:01:37,960
Yeah, I mean,
they kind of are, but, uh,
1151
01:01:38,795 --> 01:01:40,229
they're good at what they do.
1152
01:01:40,797 --> 01:01:42,632
Bilal's Boulder?
1153
01:01:42,632 --> 01:01:44,801
They don't even allow girls
at their show.
1154
01:01:44,801 --> 01:01:47,403
Look, I know,
but they're taqwacore.
1155
01:01:47,870 --> 01:01:49,672
They're gonna piss
the other bands off.
1156
01:01:49,672 --> 01:01:52,842
Yeah, and we're telling
them it's an all-gender
show right off the bat.
1157
01:01:52,842 --> 01:01:54,777
If they don't like it,
they don't have to come.
1158
01:01:54,777 --> 01:01:56,979
Jehangir,
they're a bunch of cocks.
1159
01:01:56,979 --> 01:02:00,249
Muzzamil jaan,
if we deny a band their spot
1160
01:02:00,249 --> 01:02:02,985
because we don't like
their attitudes or
their interpretations,
1161
01:02:02,985 --> 01:02:05,455
then, really,
it makes us no different
1162
01:02:05,455 --> 01:02:07,123
than those who've excluded us.
1163
01:02:10,693 --> 01:02:12,261
Okay.
All right?
1164
01:02:12,261 --> 01:02:13,596
All right.
1165
01:02:13,596 --> 01:02:15,832
Bilal's Boulder.
Cool.
1166
01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:28,911
So, how many people
are gonna be staying here?
1167
01:02:29,312 --> 01:02:30,279
I don't know. I mean,
1168
01:02:31,814 --> 01:02:34,617
with the bands and all
the scenesters making it out,
1169
01:02:34,617 --> 01:02:37,353
um, a lot of people, brother.
1170
01:02:37,353 --> 01:02:40,089
A lot of people. Where
they all gonna sleep?
1171
01:02:41,357 --> 01:02:44,060
In the halls, in the basement,
in your bedroom.
1172
01:02:45,428 --> 01:02:47,663
Listen, some of
these taqwacores are girls.
1173
01:02:47,663 --> 01:02:48,931
Yeah.
1174
01:02:48,931 --> 01:02:51,567
You got liwaticore bands
coming out? Yeah, we do.
1175
01:02:51,567 --> 01:02:55,338
What, you got them all
sleeping together... the
guys, girls, and liwats?
1176
01:02:56,506 --> 01:02:59,108
Piece of shit. I'm having
a fucking conversation.
1177
01:02:59,108 --> 01:03:00,810
Hold this.
1178
01:03:01,244 --> 01:03:03,913
Just relax, relax,
relax, relax, relax.
1179
01:03:03,913 --> 01:03:06,382
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Look at me, look at me.
1180
01:03:06,382 --> 01:03:08,718
I knew the guy-and-girl thing
was gonna bug you,
1181
01:03:09,252 --> 01:03:12,822
so I invited the liwats so they
could turn all the guys gay.
1182
01:03:12,822 --> 01:03:14,891
That way you don't have
anything to worry about.
1183
01:03:15,158 --> 01:03:17,293
Okay? Insh'Allah,
it's gonna be fine.
1184
01:03:18,161 --> 01:03:19,695
This is fucking funny
to you, isn't it? No,
this is fucking funny.
1185
01:03:20,296 --> 01:03:21,197
Everything's a fucking joke!
Relax, relax.
1186
01:03:21,631 --> 01:03:24,133
Listen... Listen, you need to
fucking listen to me, okay?
1187
01:03:24,133 --> 01:03:26,202
You need to be fucking
careful. Hug me.
1188
01:03:26,202 --> 01:03:29,038
Anything goes wrong with this
shit, and it's on you this time.
1189
01:03:29,038 --> 01:03:31,641
I'm not cleaning up your fucking
mess. Get the fuck off me.
1190
01:03:31,641 --> 01:03:32,775
Give me a hug.
Piece of shit.
1191
01:03:32,775 --> 01:03:34,177
Wait. Come back.
Give me a hug.
1192
01:03:34,577 --> 01:03:37,480
Muzzamil doesn't want you to
leave. Do you want him to leave?
1193
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:39,715
Yeah, he can go fuck himself.
1194
01:03:39,715 --> 01:03:41,284
He said he loves you.
1195
01:03:50,726 --> 01:03:53,796
Umar. Umar.
1196
01:03:53,796 --> 01:03:55,531
Are you okay?
1197
01:03:55,531 --> 01:03:57,433
Everything's fine.
1198
01:03:57,433 --> 01:03:59,635
You don't seem okay.
1199
01:03:59,635 --> 01:04:00,236
Is that why you're here?
1200
01:04:00,236 --> 01:04:00,837
I...
1201
01:04:02,004 --> 01:04:07,877
I wanted to ask you something.
1202
01:04:09,278 --> 01:04:10,346
Shoot away.
1203
01:04:11,247 --> 01:04:14,917
Why can't we all be
in the same room together
1204
01:04:14,917 --> 01:04:15,918
and get along?
1205
01:04:18,020 --> 01:04:19,789
Have you seen the fucking
parties in my hallway?
1206
01:04:20,223 --> 01:04:23,025
Huh? Have you seen
the walls in this house?
1207
01:04:23,025 --> 01:04:24,760
The people that
come into this house?
1208
01:04:25,428 --> 01:04:29,198
We got that fucking liwat
hanging out upstairs.
1209
01:04:29,632 --> 01:04:30,600
That's not his name.
1210
01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:31,901
Fuck his name.
1211
01:04:33,903 --> 01:04:37,506
I just... I just think
it's really disrespectful...
1212
01:04:38,074 --> 01:04:40,076
The way you are to people.
1213
01:04:43,679 --> 01:04:46,148
That's all I had to say.
1214
01:04:50,119 --> 01:04:52,388
What, is that Jehangir talking?
1215
01:04:52,388 --> 01:04:54,323
Huh?
1216
01:04:54,523 --> 01:04:56,058
It's not you, Yusef.
1217
01:04:59,495 --> 01:05:01,397
It's not you talking, man.
1218
01:05:06,602 --> 01:05:07,536
Fuck!
1219
01:05:11,807 --> 01:05:14,543
[Man on TV] So, Imam,
what you're saying is
the Republican Party
1220
01:05:14,543 --> 01:05:16,946
should be doing more outreach
to American Muslims?
1221
01:05:16,946 --> 01:05:20,549
[Imam] Yes, yes, yes. Because
Muslims and Christians
share the same values.
1222
01:05:20,549 --> 01:05:24,120
We are both opposed to
some of these crazy social
trends that you see today.
1223
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:26,622
"These crazy social trends"?
Like what, gay marriage?
1224
01:05:26,622 --> 01:05:29,725
Absolutely. Christians and
Muslims should stand united
1225
01:05:29,725 --> 01:05:32,295
against the homosexual agenda
invading our country.
1226
01:05:32,295 --> 01:05:34,997
Wow. Imam, I gotta tell you,
I'm really touched here.
1227
01:05:34,997 --> 01:05:37,433
I feel like we've built
some bridges tonight.
1228
01:05:41,537 --> 01:05:43,539
[coughing]
1229
01:05:43,539 --> 01:05:45,041
Yusef.
1230
01:05:46,409 --> 01:05:47,843
Yeah?
1231
01:05:47,843 --> 01:05:50,212
Come out here a second.
1232
01:05:50,212 --> 01:05:51,580
Okay.
1233
01:06:00,890 --> 01:06:02,425
So, what's up?
1234
01:06:04,460 --> 01:06:06,295
One of the bands
called up Jehangir
1235
01:06:06,295 --> 01:06:09,865
from a gas station,
like, an hour ago.
1236
01:06:09,865 --> 01:06:11,300
Yeah?
1237
01:06:12,234 --> 01:06:14,403
They'll be coming
any minute now.
1238
01:06:15,705 --> 01:06:16,639
[chuckles]
I can't wait.
1239
01:06:19,475 --> 01:06:21,210
Is that all?
No.
1240
01:06:23,012 --> 01:06:24,447
I think I figured it out.
1241
01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:27,583
Figured what out?
1242
01:06:27,583 --> 01:06:29,585
Why Rabeya wears a burqa.
1243
01:06:30,653 --> 01:06:32,154
Why?
1244
01:06:33,656 --> 01:06:35,458
For the same reason I got this.
1245
01:06:49,805 --> 01:06:51,474
[horn honking]
1246
01:06:55,611 --> 01:06:57,413
Ohh, shit.
1247
01:06:59,348 --> 01:07:02,485
Dee Dee Ali,
the queen of taqwacore!
1248
01:07:02,485 --> 01:07:04,353
[laughing]
Hey!
1249
01:07:04,353 --> 01:07:06,155
Yeah!
Hi.
1250
01:07:06,155 --> 01:07:07,656
What's up, mama?
1251
01:07:07,656 --> 01:07:10,226
Fuck, you look great.
1252
01:07:10,226 --> 01:07:12,061
Look at that.
Is that Secret Trial Five?
1253
01:07:12,061 --> 01:07:14,397
We made these on the bus when
we were on tour together.
Shit, that's fucking clean.
1254
01:07:14,397 --> 01:07:16,499
That's beautiful. Let
me grab that from you.
You can grab that.
1255
01:07:16,499 --> 01:07:19,101
What the hell you got
your pants down for, man?
I was in the shitter.
1256
01:07:19,101 --> 01:07:21,003
I knew it.
What the shit is this?
1257
01:07:21,003 --> 01:07:23,973
What? What's this fucking nuts?
It's fucking freezing out here.
1258
01:07:23,973 --> 01:07:25,641
Come on.
We're in Buffalo, baby.
1259
01:07:26,242 --> 01:07:27,343
The coldest Muslims
on the fucking planet.
1260
01:07:27,676 --> 01:07:28,544
You better get me inside
and warm me up. Want
me to warm you up?
1261
01:07:28,978 --> 01:07:31,347
Tonight we party.
Tomorrow's the show.
1262
01:07:31,347 --> 01:07:32,548
Bring it!
1263
01:07:32,548 --> 01:07:34,450
[grunts]
[laughing]
1264
01:07:38,721 --> 01:07:41,257
[yelling]
♪ [taqwacore]
1265
01:07:43,459 --> 01:07:45,227
[whooping]
1266
01:07:51,033 --> 01:07:54,603
Oh, man.
Look at these guys.
1267
01:07:55,337 --> 01:07:57,073
Pretty punk rock, huh?
1268
01:07:57,873 --> 01:07:59,141
The Star of David?
Yeah, man.
1269
01:07:59,141 --> 01:08:00,242
It's like, uh...
1270
01:08:00,576 --> 01:08:03,212
It's like Sid Vicious
wearing the swastika.
1271
01:08:03,212 --> 01:08:05,414
You know, punk's all about
pissing people off,
1272
01:08:05,414 --> 01:08:08,117
and, uh, Taqwacore
is punk rock for Muslims.
1273
01:08:08,117 --> 01:08:10,219
This is punk
up the fucking ass, man.
1274
01:08:10,219 --> 01:08:12,955
[grunts, laughs]
1275
01:08:12,955 --> 01:08:16,358
But what's the point? I mean,
you're just offending people.
1276
01:08:16,358 --> 01:08:18,794
You're just getting
everyone all riled up.
1277
01:08:18,794 --> 01:08:21,729
What do you mean? Huh?
1278
01:08:21,729 --> 01:08:25,033
As'salaamu alaikum!
Wa-alaikum as-salaam.
1279
01:08:25,033 --> 01:08:27,236
Kahif alaikum, y'akhi!
1280
01:08:27,636 --> 01:08:28,771
Good, good.
1281
01:08:29,038 --> 01:08:30,806
How you doing?
Good.
1282
01:08:30,806 --> 01:08:32,341
Man, I'm the fucking proof
1283
01:08:32,341 --> 01:08:34,243
of everything
this fucking shit says.
1284
01:08:34,243 --> 01:08:35,277
The whole shit.
1285
01:08:36,245 --> 01:08:37,712
The Qur'an tells you not to
drink, right? Yeah, yeah.
1286
01:08:37,712 --> 01:08:40,583
Don't fucking drink. I went
ahead and I fucked that all up.
1287
01:08:42,084 --> 01:08:45,086
I fucked my whole life
up by fucking fingering
little schoolgirl's twats,
1288
01:08:45,086 --> 01:08:46,822
and then fucking puking
in their hair.
1289
01:08:47,089 --> 01:08:48,657
That's the kind of shit
that I do.
1290
01:08:48,657 --> 01:08:49,725
That's my life.
1291
01:08:51,026 --> 01:08:54,196
Qur'an tells you to
keep your dick dry until
you're married, right?
1292
01:08:56,165 --> 01:08:57,233
You keeping your dick dry?
Yes.
1293
01:08:57,233 --> 01:08:58,334
You know how many
haram cunts I've had?
1294
01:08:58,334 --> 01:08:58,868
Now I got green shit
coming out of my dick,
1295
01:09:00,603 --> 01:09:03,272
and I've got cauliflowers
coming out my asshole.
1296
01:09:03,272 --> 01:09:05,508
You want cauliflowers
growing out your asshole?
1297
01:09:05,508 --> 01:09:07,743
No.
So read your fucking Qur'an!
1298
01:09:07,743 --> 01:09:10,946
Get it right in there! Get your
fucking Qur'an right in there!
1299
01:09:10,946 --> 01:09:12,681
Get it right in here,
and live it out!
1300
01:09:12,681 --> 01:09:14,950
And don't forget, or else
you're gonna end up like me.
1301
01:09:14,950 --> 01:09:17,119
Go fucking back
to medical school.
1302
01:09:17,119 --> 01:09:19,455
Be a fucking good Muslim doctor.
1303
01:09:24,860 --> 01:09:27,163
Oh, hey!
As'salaamu alaikum, man.
1304
01:09:27,163 --> 01:09:28,863
Guys, it's fucking
Bilal's Boulder.
1305
01:09:28,863 --> 01:09:29,999
What's going on, brother?
1306
01:09:30,265 --> 01:09:31,800
Wa-alaikum.
1307
01:09:32,201 --> 01:09:33,301
What's going on?
1308
01:09:33,301 --> 01:09:35,504
Brother, we just came
to say salaams.
1309
01:09:35,504 --> 01:09:37,173
We're sleeping in the van.
1310
01:09:37,439 --> 01:09:39,407
Nah, brother.
We got plenty of room here.
1311
01:09:39,608 --> 01:09:42,844
I mean, not plenty of
room, but, you know,
we got a big-ass house.
1312
01:09:42,844 --> 01:09:45,414
What's four more guys?
Brother, Al'hamdulilah.
1313
01:09:45,414 --> 01:09:48,651
Thank you so much,
but we are sleeping in the van.
1314
01:09:51,219 --> 01:09:52,353
Y'akhi, it's fucking
freezing outside.
1315
01:09:52,353 --> 01:09:53,022
Come on now. You guys
don't know how Buff...
1316
01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:53,656
We are okay.
1317
01:09:53,656 --> 01:09:54,023
Hamdullah.
1318
01:09:54,690 --> 01:09:55,491
I've never seen such scary dudes
with such soft voices.
1319
01:09:59,327 --> 01:10:02,331
Yeah, they're a different bunch.
1320
01:10:02,331 --> 01:10:04,400
They're a bunch of cocks,
Jehangir.
1321
01:10:12,174 --> 01:10:13,609
They're decent guys.
1322
01:10:14,577 --> 01:10:17,213
They're just a little rough
to deal with sometimes.
1323
01:10:17,413 --> 01:10:19,148
All right?
They're hate-mongers.
1324
01:10:19,148 --> 01:10:21,450
If they had the chance,
they would have thrown
me from a minaret.
1325
01:10:21,450 --> 01:10:24,219
[Jehangir]
Yeah, Muzzamil.
1326
01:10:24,219 --> 01:10:27,656
They hate you.
They hate me, too.
1327
01:10:27,656 --> 01:10:30,359
They hate all of us
for something.
1328
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:32,494
Look at us.
We're the ones
1329
01:10:32,494 --> 01:10:35,431
that have always been excluded,
afraid to be ourselves.
1330
01:10:35,431 --> 01:10:37,433
And now what?
We get our own scene,
1331
01:10:37,433 --> 01:10:39,368
and we start pushing people
to the sidelines?
1332
01:10:39,368 --> 01:10:42,737
Does that make sense?
Fuck that.
1333
01:10:43,038 --> 01:10:45,007
Fuck being as small as they are.
1334
01:10:45,007 --> 01:10:46,242
Be big.
1335
01:10:47,009 --> 01:10:49,077
Be bigger than them.
[can clattering]
1336
01:10:49,077 --> 01:10:50,379
[Woman] Hey! [murmuring]
1337
01:10:50,379 --> 01:10:52,380
Hey, yo, brother.
[Woman] Oh, my God.
1338
01:10:52,380 --> 01:10:55,784
What's up, man? [people] Hey!
1339
01:10:56,184 --> 01:10:58,420
Man, hey.
What's going on?
1340
01:11:01,156 --> 01:11:03,791
I'm going to be with our guests.
1341
01:11:22,144 --> 01:11:24,346
[dog barking, distant]
1342
01:11:59,348 --> 01:12:02,384
I ever tell you about
the band I had out West?
1343
01:12:02,384 --> 01:12:04,787
No.
[snorts]
1344
01:12:04,787 --> 01:12:05,654
You had a band?
1345
01:12:06,121 --> 01:12:08,123
Yeah.
1346
01:12:08,523 --> 01:12:11,026
We called ourselves, uh,
1347
01:12:11,026 --> 01:12:12,995
Hi, My Name is Allah.
1348
01:12:14,163 --> 01:12:16,398
It was the most
blasphemous thing
1349
01:12:16,398 --> 01:12:18,400
we could think of.
1350
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:20,769
Though our intentions were pure,
1351
01:12:20,769 --> 01:12:23,871
we came off as pretty fucking
disrespectful, man.
1352
01:12:24,973 --> 01:12:26,942
What happened to the band?
1353
01:12:30,112 --> 01:12:31,746
I couldn't do it anymore, man.
1354
01:12:35,484 --> 01:12:38,654
Whenever I sang,
I used to get these, uh,
1355
01:12:40,422 --> 01:12:42,224
awful fucking stomachaches, man,
1356
01:12:42,791 --> 01:12:44,993
like a mess
of fucking opened scissors
1357
01:12:44,993 --> 01:12:47,429
jumbled up inside me.
1358
01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:52,368
My own body
was disagreeing with me.
1359
01:12:53,369 --> 01:12:54,937
[grunts]
1360
01:12:56,805 --> 01:12:58,639
You okay?
1361
01:13:03,278 --> 01:13:05,214
Fuck, Yusef.
1362
01:13:05,214 --> 01:13:07,916
[cans clattering]
1363
01:13:10,619 --> 01:13:12,221
There's all these ayats
and Hadiths
1364
01:13:12,221 --> 01:13:14,857
about making divisions
in your religion.
1365
01:13:15,424 --> 01:13:17,659
And there's gonna be
72 sects of Islam
1366
01:13:17,659 --> 01:13:19,094
at the end of the world, right?
1367
01:13:19,728 --> 01:13:22,130
But only one can be right.
1368
01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:26,535
What if we're another one
of those wrong sects?
1369
01:13:26,535 --> 01:13:28,504
No, this is not a sect.
1370
01:13:28,504 --> 01:13:31,240
Yeah, that's why
I invited Bilal's Boulder.
1371
01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:32,541
Yeah, they're cocks, y'akhi.
1372
01:13:32,541 --> 01:13:35,077
They're fucking cocks.
We all know they're cocks.
1373
01:13:36,812 --> 01:13:39,948
This isn't a sect
if we keep it open, man...
1374
01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:45,721
if we don't form the farqa,
1375
01:13:46,121 --> 01:13:47,022
the groups.
1376
01:13:52,059 --> 01:13:53,962
[sighs]
1377
01:14:00,169 --> 01:14:02,070
Please, Allah.
1378
01:14:04,973 --> 01:14:07,142
I know you have no reason
to listen to me,
1379
01:14:09,445 --> 01:14:11,847
because I'm shit.
1380
01:14:15,951 --> 01:14:17,686
Please,
1381
01:14:20,222 --> 01:14:22,224
don't make this a sect.
1382
01:14:22,224 --> 01:14:25,527
♪ [taqwacore song
from soundtrack]
1383
01:14:26,662 --> 01:14:28,197
[no audible scream]
1384
01:14:37,239 --> 01:14:39,641
♪ [Man singing, indistinct]
1385
01:15:15,010 --> 01:15:17,546
♪ [continues]
1386
01:16:45,634 --> 01:16:47,936
♪ [continues]
[no audible dialogue]
1387
01:16:56,511 --> 01:16:58,914
♪ [stops]
1388
01:17:27,476 --> 01:17:28,644
[knock at door]
1389
01:17:32,781 --> 01:17:35,250
As'salaamu alaikum.
1390
01:17:35,250 --> 01:17:37,419
Wa-alaikum as-salaam.
1391
01:17:37,419 --> 01:17:38,920
I'm Harun.
1392
01:17:38,920 --> 01:17:41,757
I write Ordinance Twenty.
1393
01:17:41,757 --> 01:17:44,993
Ordinance Twenty,
the taqwacore zine?
1394
01:17:48,764 --> 01:17:51,099
So it really happened
like that, huh?
1395
01:17:52,467 --> 01:17:55,202
Yeah.
Oh.
1396
01:17:57,072 --> 01:17:58,874
That makes him, like,
a martyr, right?
1397
01:18:01,476 --> 01:18:02,778
I mean, I don't know If I'd...
1398
01:18:03,912 --> 01:18:05,947
I'd put it like that exactly.
1399
01:18:07,916 --> 01:18:10,952
Fair enough.
Uh, what about his stuff?
1400
01:18:10,952 --> 01:18:12,954
Is any of it still here?
No.
1401
01:18:12,954 --> 01:18:15,590
What happened?
It all got thrown out.
1402
01:18:15,590 --> 01:18:19,394
All right.
Um, what was he really like?
1403
01:18:19,394 --> 01:18:22,297
I mean, you know,
did he pray five times a day?
1404
01:18:22,297 --> 01:18:24,132
What... What did he do?
1405
01:18:24,599 --> 01:18:26,668
You know what?
1406
01:18:26,934 --> 01:18:28,904
Can we please just let him rest?
1407
01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:33,875
Yeah.
1408
01:18:33,875 --> 01:18:35,343
Yeah, sure.
Thank you.
1409
01:18:36,111 --> 01:18:38,947
Um, well, the others
in the house...
1410
01:18:38,947 --> 01:18:40,882
I mean, there was the girl
in the burqa,
1411
01:18:40,882 --> 01:18:43,684
the Shia skinhead,
uh, that straight-edger...
1412
01:18:43,684 --> 01:18:44,886
They all moved out.
1413
01:18:46,388 --> 01:18:48,223
And in a couple days,
1414
01:18:49,891 --> 01:18:52,761
I will be out of here,
too, you know, so...
1415
01:18:53,327 --> 01:18:55,163
Oh.
1416
01:18:55,163 --> 01:18:57,264
Well, I gotta tell you,
brother, I...
1417
01:18:57,264 --> 01:18:59,534
I don't know...
Especially looking around, I...
1418
01:19:00,402 --> 01:19:03,472
I didn't expect someone like you
to answer the door.
1419
01:19:03,472 --> 01:19:05,107
I guess I just
was thinking maybe,
1420
01:19:05,107 --> 01:19:06,842
you know, it would be
someone more...
1421
01:19:08,543 --> 01:19:10,412
I don't know.
You know, more like a...
1422
01:19:10,412 --> 01:19:11,346
Like a punk?
1423
01:19:13,482 --> 01:19:15,751
Yeah, more like a punk.
1424
01:19:16,550 --> 01:19:18,820
I'm sorry I let you down.
1425
01:20:24,352 --> 01:20:27,556
Closed-Captioned By J.R. Media
Services, Inc. Burbank, CA
1426
01:20:27,556 --> 01:20:28,957
♪ Yeah, here we go
1427
01:20:28,957 --> 01:20:30,925
♪ Every land is Karbala
1428
01:20:30,925 --> 01:20:32,960
♪ Every day's Ashura
1429
01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:34,963
♪ Every land is Karbala
1430
01:20:34,963 --> 01:20:37,132
♪ Every day's Ashura
1431
01:20:37,132 --> 01:20:39,835
♪ Every land is Karbala
1432
01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:44,739
♪ Girl, you know
I want a hand job ♪
1433
01:20:44,739 --> 01:20:48,043
♪ Why won't you milk me
1434
01:20:48,043 --> 01:20:53,215
♪ And I'm burning up
your oil fields ♪
1435
01:20:53,748 --> 01:20:56,084
♪ [continues]
1436
01:21:00,055 --> 01:21:03,925
But, you know,
all I want is a hand job.
1437
01:21:06,460 --> 01:21:08,463
♪ Every land is Karbala
1438
01:21:08,463 --> 01:21:10,532
♪ Every day's Ashura
1439
01:21:10,532 --> 01:21:13,068
♪ Every land is Karbala
1440
01:21:13,068 --> 01:21:18,273
♪ Girl, you know I want
a hand job ♪
1441
01:21:19,007 --> 01:21:21,809
♪ Why won't you milk me
1442
01:21:21,809 --> 01:21:24,212
♪ [continues
in foreign language]
1443
01:21:56,878 --> 01:21:58,980
♪ [continues]
1444
01:22:30,412 --> 01:22:34,148
[Man speaking English,
indistinct]
1445
01:22:49,496 --> 01:22:54,102
♪ Girl, you know
I want a hand job ♪
1446
01:22:54,102 --> 01:22:57,871
[Man continues speaking]
1447
01:22:57,871 --> 01:23:03,044
♪ Girl, you know
I want a hand job ♪
1448
01:23:03,645 --> 01:23:05,280
♪ Every day is Karbala
1449
01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:07,849
♪ Every day's Ashura [Man
speaking in foreign language]
1450
01:23:07,849 --> 01:23:09,250
♪ Every day is Karbala
1451
01:23:09,250 --> 01:23:11,386
♪ Every day's Ashura
1452
01:23:11,386 --> 01:23:13,722
♪ Every day is Karbala [Man
continues in foreign language]
1453
01:23:13,722 --> 01:23:15,924
♪ Every day's Ashura
1454
01:23:15,924 --> 01:23:17,925
♪ Every day is Karbala
1455
01:23:17,925 --> 01:23:20,428
♪ Every day's Ashura
1456
01:23:20,428 --> 01:23:23,365
[screaming]
1457
01:23:26,568 --> 01:23:28,436
[coughing]
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