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? upbeat intro music playing ?
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Time for a super smoothie break!
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Ooh! What flavor is this?
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Peaches and steam.
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[steam sizzling]
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Mmm! Tastes like an orchard
and a sauna.
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Guys, guys,
someone's in trouble!
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Oh, no, don't worry.
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It's just steam
coming out of our heads.
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No, I'm talking about
someone important.
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Me.
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The new Superhero Sizzle List
came out, and I'm not on it.
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That's your emergency?
You fell off a list?
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Hmm, fell off a list
and sprained his ego.
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[laughter]
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More like totally shattered!
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And it's not funny, guys.
Ever since we went undercover,
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my fans are forgetting about me.
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Don't worry, Max.
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I'm still your number one fan.
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And now I feel worse.
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Come on, did you get
into this business
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to be famous or to help people?
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[sighs]
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-Hello...?
-Hang on. I'm trying to decide.
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Look, Pheebs, my fans inspire me
to be the great hero that I am.
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Without my legions of fans,
I'm just... you.
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Ignoring that.
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As soon as we catch
the Mastermind,
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you can stop being undercover
and go back to being
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your desperate-for-attention
self.
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[sighs] Maybe you're right.
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At least I still have
my endorsements.
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Uh-oh, Max.
The Super Hair Gel company
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just replaced you
as their spokesperson.
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They're giving the gig
to some supe named "Hair-cules."
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I hate Hair-cules!
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Whoa.
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I think Max's hair
just heard the news.
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[gasps] My swoosh. It's wilting.
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Don't look at me!
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? theme music playing ?
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[Chloe]
I come from a family
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But now, my brother
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are heading
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[Phoebe]
We're going undercover.
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[Max]
To try and solve
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? A picture-perfect family
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? Look closer, you might see
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? This isn't make-believe
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? Just your average family ?
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? Trying to be normal
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? Livin' a double life ?
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? upbeat musical transition ?
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Max, your hair's fine.
Just take off that bucket hat.
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Never! This bucket's filled
with shame.
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What are we even doing here?
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I'm just trying to cheer you up
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now that the whole world's
completely forgotten about you.
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Not helping!
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[indistinct chatter]
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What are all these people
doing here?
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Happy sandwich stacking
season, guys!
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Ooh, are you here to enter
the sandwich stacking challenge?
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You say "sandwich stacking"
a lot.
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Glad you asked.
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Sandwich stacking
is a famous sport
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where you stack
as many sandwiches
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on your head as you can
without them falling.
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-Sounds made-up.
-It is.
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By me. Genius.
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What do you get if you win?
Money? A car?
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Close. A sandwich
named after you on my menu.
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Yeah, that's not close.
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Doesn't matter anyway.
The record is too hard to beat.
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Well, maybe if the prize
was a car...
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There is no car!
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[clears throat]
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That's last year's winner
over there
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signing autographs for her fans.
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Fans?
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[indistinct chatter, laughter]
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Hey, that's Buch!
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[gasps] Those should be my fans.
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Look at her cardboard cutout!
[gasps]
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That should be mine too.
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-Live, laugh, sandwich!
-[ketchup squirts]
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That should be me
spewing nonsense
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and signing autographs.
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Hey, Chloe! Hi, Max!
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[indistinct chatter]
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Buch, I didn't know
you were famous.
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Oh, it's not a big deal.
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I just did the challenge
last year
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so I could have something
that I like on the menu.
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[sighs] Buch's BLT.
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Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato?
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No! Beets, Lentils, and Tofu!
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Oh! Sounds gross.
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I wanted Buch's BLT on the menu
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so there was something for me
to eat here
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besides tots and fries.
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I thought you loved
tots and fries.
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Yeah, but a kid
can only eat so many
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before they turn into one.
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Well, at least
that's what my doctor
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slash spiritual advisor
slash dad says.
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Hang on.
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You became a famous
local celebrity
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just by stacking a bunch
of sandwiches on your head?
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-Yep!
-And...
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anyone can sign up to enter?
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Yeah. But everyone says
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my record is pretty unbeatable.
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That's why I have
so many rabid Buchers.
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Hey, rando! Move your butt
so we can meet Kombucha!
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[all] Yeah!
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[all complaining]
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[sighs] Those should be my fans
trampling people!
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? upbeat musical transition ?
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Oh, Jinx, watch out
for the... oof!
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[light chuckle]
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-[grunts]
-You okay?
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How many fingers
am I holding up?
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I don't know.
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Uh-oh.
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I mean, I personally don't count
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the pinkie as a finger.
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It's gotta earn it.
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Yeah. You're okay.
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But you should really watch
where you're going next time.
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I can't help it.
This book is so good.
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-Wanna hear what happens?
-Oh, actually,
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-now's not a great-
-So there's this space force.
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It's full of friendly elves
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ruled by Overlord
Molph Zendrick.
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He protects them
from a gang of evil
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-Time Squeezers...
-Ring!
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Ah. The bell. Gotta go.
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But it's good to know
kids still read fiction.
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What do you mean "fiction"?
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[grunts]
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[janitor thuds]
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No! [echoes]
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[clanks]
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[grunts]
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Jinx! What did I just tell you?
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[gasps]
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And why are you looking at me
like that?
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Because if it wasn't for you,
that would have been my head
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instead of founder
of Secret Shores,
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J. Herbert Secret.
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Better him than you.
No offense, Herbie.
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This is just like
when the Brave Elves saved
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the Red Knight.
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And Molph Zendrick
told the knight
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that he owed the elf
a life debt!
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It's nothing like that.
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From this point on, my queen,
I will protect you with my life.
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Is this gonna be a whole thing?
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Oh, it's gonna be a whole thing.
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? upbeat musical transition ?
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[exhales]
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You got this, Max.
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Be the salami.
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[yelps]
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[chuckling] Hey.
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I wasn't doing anything.
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Ooh. What's in the bag?
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Uh... definitely
not Hair-cules shampoo.
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What's with the sandwiches?
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Um, just making some sandwiches
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for my new charity:
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Salami for the Sunburned.
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Good. For a second, I thought
you were trying to take down
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Buch's sandwich record
for attention.
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Hah. I see.
You thought 'cause of the...
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No, no, I would never,
but that is funny.
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[chuckles]
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-Okay.
-[buzzes]
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And now, back to practicing.
[chuckles]
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I knew you were secretly
stacking sandwiches!
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Fine! You're right, you got me.
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I'm a secret sandwich stacker.
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-You're so desperate.
-That's not true.
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You're trying to take down
a 12-year-old's sandwich record.
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It's mostly true.
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Buch created a sandwich
that she can actually eat,
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and now you're trying
to take that away?
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Okay, you're right. Fine.
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I won't enter the competition.
[sighs]
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Besides, no one's gonna beat
her record of 14 sandwiches.
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? upbeat musical transition ?
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Fifteen sandwiches!
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A new Spot by the Sea record!
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What a time to be alive!
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[all cheering]
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Yeah, baby!
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Max is back! [laughs]
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[cheering continues]
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? upbeat musical transition ?
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Thanks for coming.
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Can you make it out to Joe?
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Eh, too long.
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Wow. I never thought
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anyone would actually beat
my record.
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-Yeah. Me either.
-[ketchup squirts]
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Are you gonna be okay
without your sandwich?
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I don't know.
I thought my grandkids
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would be eating Buch's BLT
in their flying cars.
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What's your new sandwich
gonna be, Max?
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I don't know.
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I haven't put much thought
into it. [chuckles]
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It will be called
the Max of Life.
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It'll have mussels
for my muscles,
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a hunk of beef
'cause I'm a hunk of beef.
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And cool ranch because...
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Well, you get the point.
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Yeah. You should add
some jerk chicken
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because... you get the point.
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What are you doing here, Chloe?
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Why'd you have to break
Buch's record?
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Hey, it's not my fault
I turned out to be
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an Olympic-caliber
sandwich stacker. [chuckles]
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You used your powers,
didn't you?
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Hmm... did I?
It's weird, I can't remember.
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Ow!
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Okay. Maybe.
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Thanks to you,
Buch has nothing to eat here.
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You ruined our hangout
because you crave attention.
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I do not crave attention.
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Hey, how's everybody
doing out there?
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[cheering]
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Okay, fine. I'll use my new fame
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and try to keep Buch's sandwich
on the menu.
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Max, I just tried
the Max of Life.
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The turkey, the red peppers,
magnificent.
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It's roast beef and mussels.
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Okay, whatever,
I don't have taste buds.
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Right. [light chuckle]
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Um, Wayland,
would it be possible to have
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both Buch's sandwich and mine
on the menu?
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Ooh, I'm afraid not.
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That's a clear violation
of Rule 31-30. I'll show you.
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[beeping]
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[voice recording]
Rule 31-30:
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allowed per season, dummies.
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Well... [sighs]
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The important thing here is,
you saw me try.
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Okay, who wants a picture
with Stackasaurus Max?
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-[all cheering]
-Yeah! Come on down.
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? upbeat musical transition ?
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[bell rings]
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Make way. Life debt recipient
coming through!
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The woman's a hero.
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Okay, Jinx, can we talk, please?
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Of course, my liege.
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Here, have this soothing
cough drop
259
00:10:00,413 --> 00:10:02,583
so the talking
doesn't strain your throat.
260
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,827
No wrapper. Cool.
261
00:10:06,620 --> 00:10:08,000
Listen, Jinx,
262
00:10:08,068 --> 00:10:11,034
you really gotta drop
all this life debt stuff, okay?
263
00:10:11,137 --> 00:10:14,068
No more taste-testing my food
or walking me to school
264
00:10:14,172 --> 00:10:15,612
to protect me from lizard men.
265
00:10:15,620 --> 00:10:17,379
They're out there.
266
00:10:18,344 --> 00:10:21,137
I can take care of myself.
So listen up.
267
00:10:21,206 --> 00:10:23,379
I hereby cancel the life debt
268
00:10:23,482 --> 00:10:26,206
and absolve you
of all future obligations to me.
269
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,103
That's impossible.
270
00:10:28,206 --> 00:10:30,413
No, it's not. I'm your liege.
271
00:10:30,517 --> 00:10:32,793
You can't just cancel
a life debt.
272
00:10:32,794 --> 00:10:33,861
Why not?
273
00:10:33,862 --> 00:10:36,000
'Cause Molph Zendrick said so?
274
00:10:36,068 --> 00:10:37,413
Yes.
275
00:10:37,931 --> 00:10:39,241
Although...
276
00:10:39,344 --> 00:10:40,904
Although what? What although?
277
00:10:40,905 --> 00:10:43,240
I guess if the red knight
had saved
278
00:10:43,241 --> 00:10:45,965
the elf's life in return,
they would have been even.
279
00:10:46,068 --> 00:10:47,206
Interesting.
280
00:10:47,310 --> 00:10:49,206
But he didn't,
so we'll never know.
281
00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:51,574
Now to take the tiny seeds
out of your grapes
282
00:10:51,655 --> 00:10:52,965
so you don't choke.
283
00:10:53,034 --> 00:10:54,534
Oh, they're already seedless.
284
00:10:54,551 --> 00:10:56,111
Then this should go much faster.
285
00:10:56,827 --> 00:11:00,310
Do you mind if I use my teeth?
It'll go a lot quicker.
286
00:11:01,793 --> 00:11:04,586
? playful music plays ?
287
00:11:10,275 --> 00:11:11,325
[whooshes]
288
00:11:11,413 --> 00:11:13,137
[whirring]
289
00:11:13,275 --> 00:11:17,517
Oh, no. That floor buffer
is coming straight toward me.
290
00:11:18,448 --> 00:11:20,827
What? I'll help you, my queen!
291
00:11:22,172 --> 00:11:23,482
-[Jinx grunts]
-Oh!
292
00:11:24,103 --> 00:11:26,379
Wow, Jinx. You saved me.
293
00:11:26,482 --> 00:11:27,896
I guess we're even now.
294
00:11:27,965 --> 00:11:29,172
Phoebe, help!
295
00:11:29,275 --> 00:11:30,931
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
296
00:11:31,413 --> 00:11:33,206
Just move over a little bit.
297
00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:34,448
I can't.
298
00:11:34,551 --> 00:11:36,068
I'm frozen in fear.
299
00:11:36,069 --> 00:11:37,930
Ah! You could literally
just take,
300
00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,448
like, a single step to the left.
301
00:11:39,551 --> 00:11:41,448
It's getting closer!
302
00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:44,034
[Phoebe groans, grunts]
303
00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:46,482
-[Jinx pants]
-[thunks]
304
00:11:48,724 --> 00:11:50,379
Do you know what this means?
305
00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:52,620
That busts really do go bust?
306
00:11:53,724 --> 00:11:56,103
No. Since you saved
my life twice,
307
00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:57,862
I'm never leaving your side.
308
00:11:57,965 --> 00:12:00,379
Ooh... define "never."
309
00:12:00,380 --> 00:12:03,688
We'll be together
for the rest of our lives.
310
00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:05,793
And I come from a family
of long livers.
311
00:12:05,862 --> 00:12:09,413
My grandma is 109
and still skis.
312
00:12:09,931 --> 00:12:11,551
Wow. Good for her.
313
00:12:12,379 --> 00:12:13,620
Bad for Phoebe.
314
00:12:14,931 --> 00:12:16,931
-Oh!
-Okay...
315
00:12:17,034 --> 00:12:18,655
? upbeat musical transition ?
316
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,522
Sorry your sandwich
isn't on the menu anymore.
317
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,448
Enjoy that tuna melt, Chloe.
318
00:12:24,551 --> 00:12:25,827
And for Buch,
319
00:12:25,931 --> 00:12:28,758
a bunch of pickles
left over from people's burgers.
320
00:12:29,655 --> 00:12:31,931
[clatters]
321
00:12:32,034 --> 00:12:33,137
[Wayland sighs]
322
00:12:33,206 --> 00:12:35,103
Yum. Thanks.
323
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:37,241
You're changing lives, Wayland.
324
00:12:39,103 --> 00:12:41,000
Could be worse.
We could be inside
325
00:12:41,103 --> 00:12:43,413
looking at Max's dumb face
on his cutout.
326
00:12:46,965 --> 00:12:48,689
Oh, guys, uh, finish up here.
327
00:12:48,793 --> 00:12:52,172
I need this spot so I can take
selfies with my fans. Thanks.
328
00:12:53,103 --> 00:12:54,551
I can't take this anymore.
329
00:12:54,552 --> 00:12:57,033
You have to enter the contest
and win your record back.
330
00:12:57,034 --> 00:12:58,103
I can't.
331
00:12:58,104 --> 00:12:59,516
Don't you wanna get
your sandwich back
332
00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:01,033
so we can keep on
hanging out here?
333
00:13:01,034 --> 00:13:03,000
Yes, but I was just lucky
last year.
334
00:13:03,068 --> 00:13:05,068
Plus, back then my head
was extra flat
335
00:13:05,206 --> 00:13:07,068
-from standing on it.
-To do yoga?
336
00:13:07,172 --> 00:13:08,862
No. Homework.
337
00:13:09,931 --> 00:13:12,586
Well, if you won't break
your record, then I will.
338
00:13:12,724 --> 00:13:14,206
That's madness, Chloe.
339
00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:16,655
Sixteen sandwiches?
It can't be done.
340
00:13:16,724 --> 00:13:18,413
I have to teach Max a lesson.
341
00:13:18,517 --> 00:13:20,413
Buch's BLT will live again!
342
00:13:20,869 --> 00:13:23,171
You guys are still here?
343
00:13:23,172 --> 00:13:24,586
Ooh. Pickles?
344
00:13:24,689 --> 00:13:26,655
Don't mind if I do. [chuckles]
345
00:13:26,758 --> 00:13:27,808
Mmm!
346
00:13:28,103 --> 00:13:30,103
Your record's going down,
picklehead.
347
00:13:30,206 --> 00:13:31,689
I'm gonna be the one to do it.
348
00:13:31,758 --> 00:13:33,103
-[plate thuds]
-You?
349
00:13:33,241 --> 00:13:34,801
After tomorrow, the Max of Life
350
00:13:34,896 --> 00:13:37,379
will just be a greasy,
meat-filled memory.
351
00:13:37,896 --> 00:13:40,758
[crowd] Ooh.
352
00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:42,689
Oh, now y'all show up.
353
00:13:43,103 --> 00:13:45,482
? upbeat musical transition ?
354
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:49,000
? upbeat musical transition ?
355
00:13:49,001 --> 00:13:51,930
I'm going to beat Max's record
and get your sandwich back,
356
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,343
so teach me everything you know.
357
00:13:53,344 --> 00:13:55,896
That could take years.
358
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,689
About sandwich stacking.
359
00:13:57,758 --> 00:14:00,482
Oh. That'll be a lot quicker.
360
00:14:00,931 --> 00:14:01,981
[trills]
361
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,344
You got this, Chloe.
362
00:14:03,448 --> 00:14:06,241
Once you can handle books,
you can handle sandwiches.
363
00:14:06,344 --> 00:14:07,965
-Go!
-[trills]
364
00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:10,206
? upbeat music playing ?
365
00:14:11,862 --> 00:14:13,172
[inaudible]
366
00:14:22,206 --> 00:14:23,256
[book thuds]
367
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:24,724
[inaudible]
368
00:14:27,551 --> 00:14:30,448
[singsongy]
Beets and lentils and tofu,
369
00:14:30,551 --> 00:14:33,000
victory belongs to you.
370
00:14:33,103 --> 00:14:35,275
? upbeat music continues ?
371
00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:44,482
Yes! You did it! Great job!
372
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,551
[clicks tongue, sighs]
373
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,172
I can tell you like that book
374
00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:52,300
by how much
you're grinding your teeth.
375
00:14:52,301 --> 00:14:55,171
This stupid book convinced Jinx
he owes me a life debt,
376
00:14:55,172 --> 00:14:56,550
so I'm looking for a loophole.
377
00:14:56,551 --> 00:14:58,310
Sounds like a lot of work.
378
00:14:58,379 --> 00:15:01,000
Just freeze the doofus
and get on with your life.
379
00:15:01,931 --> 00:15:02,981
Wait, Colosso,
380
00:15:03,034 --> 00:15:04,844
maybe there is something
you can do.
381
00:15:04,931 --> 00:15:05,981
Say no more.
382
00:15:05,982 --> 00:15:06,964
No, I'm serious.
383
00:15:06,965 --> 00:15:08,241
Your voice is annoying.
384
00:15:08,931 --> 00:15:12,068
Look at this picture
of Overlord Molph Zendrick.
385
00:15:14,172 --> 00:15:15,252
Remind you of anyone?
386
00:15:15,724 --> 00:15:17,068
Hey, that looks like me.
387
00:15:17,172 --> 00:15:18,413
Uh-huh.
388
00:15:18,414 --> 00:15:20,447
Think you're up
for a little performance?
389
00:15:20,448 --> 00:15:21,758
What do I get out of it?
390
00:15:21,862 --> 00:15:22,912
What do you want?
391
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,931
A four-course meal
from Vesuvio's.
392
00:15:24,932 --> 00:15:26,826
How about a fish taco
and a juice box?
393
00:15:26,827 --> 00:15:27,877
Deal!
394
00:15:29,103 --> 00:15:30,758
? upbeat musical transition ?
395
00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:32,526
-[knock on door]
-[door opens]
396
00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:34,068
[sighs deeply]
397
00:15:34,586 --> 00:15:35,896
[gasps] My queen.
398
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,241
You're reading
399
00:15:38,344 --> 00:15:40,758
Let me turn the pages
so you don't get paper cuts.
400
00:15:41,586 --> 00:15:42,636
Oh!
401
00:15:43,482 --> 00:15:47,103
Yeah. It's actually pretty good
for a made-up story.
402
00:15:49,586 --> 00:15:51,965
It's actually pretty good
for a made-up story.
403
00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:54,551
[thunder crashes]
404
00:15:54,655 --> 00:15:56,965
You dare doubt my existence?
405
00:15:57,551 --> 00:15:59,724
Hey, mister, who are you?
406
00:16:00,103 --> 00:16:01,551
Molph Zendrick,
407
00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:04,275
Overlord of the Space Force?
408
00:16:05,103 --> 00:16:08,275
Yes, it is I,
the Molph overlord guy.
409
00:16:08,379 --> 00:16:09,517
[gasps]
410
00:16:10,172 --> 00:16:11,372
Are you recording this?
411
00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:13,827
I wanna use it
for my acting reel.
412
00:16:14,862 --> 00:16:17,413
I used to work
413
00:16:18,517 --> 00:16:20,241
And you must be Jinx.
414
00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:22,965
I have important plans for you,
Warrior Oaf.
415
00:16:23,103 --> 00:16:25,034
-Elf.
-Elf.
416
00:16:25,931 --> 00:16:29,137
Nothing would please me more,
Great Galactic Overlord.
417
00:16:29,275 --> 00:16:30,827
[sighs] But alas,
418
00:16:30,931 --> 00:16:34,724
I owe a double life debt
to the fair and powerful Phoebe.
419
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,448
A double life debt?
420
00:16:36,551 --> 00:16:39,261
Sounds like some garbage
the Space Squeezers made up.
421
00:16:39,586 --> 00:16:41,068
You mean the Time Squeezers?
422
00:16:41,137 --> 00:16:42,862
Yeah, what you said.
423
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,172
Anyway, your life debt to Phoebe
is officially canceled...
424
00:16:46,275 --> 00:16:48,827
[groan] Bummer for this gal.
425
00:16:48,931 --> 00:16:51,344
...because I'm transferring
the debt to me!
426
00:16:51,448 --> 00:16:53,310
-You are?
-Yeah, you are?
427
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,965
What is your first command,
O Great One?
428
00:16:57,034 --> 00:17:00,413
On your planet is a restaurant
called Vesuvio's.
429
00:17:01,517 --> 00:17:03,379
Go fetch me a four-course meal
430
00:17:03,517 --> 00:17:04,724
with extra Parmesan
431
00:17:04,862 --> 00:17:06,689
and some of those
long bread sticks.
432
00:17:06,690 --> 00:17:08,205
Okay, Molph,
it's getting pretty late
433
00:17:08,206 --> 00:17:10,205
in the outer reaches of space,
so wrap it up.
434
00:17:10,206 --> 00:17:11,413
Very well.
435
00:17:11,517 --> 00:17:13,000
Goodbye, Warrior Elf.
436
00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:14,448
Never contact me again.
437
00:17:14,551 --> 00:17:16,137
But you contacted me.
438
00:17:16,206 --> 00:17:19,413
-I said don't contact me!
-[thunder rumbles]
439
00:17:20,344 --> 00:17:21,586
Well, Jinx,
440
00:17:21,587 --> 00:17:23,516
I guess since your life debt
to me is canceled,
441
00:17:23,517 --> 00:17:24,688
this is the end of the road.
442
00:17:24,689 --> 00:17:26,586
[sighs] Just promise me
443
00:17:26,689 --> 00:17:28,069
you'll be careful out there.
444
00:17:28,137 --> 00:17:29,517
Because between you and me,
445
00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:30,896
you're a bit of a klutz.
446
00:17:33,724 --> 00:17:35,114
-[thuds]
-[shoe squeaks]
447
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:40,379
? upbeat musical transition ?
448
00:17:40,862 --> 00:17:43,517
Okay, folks, before we get
to the main event,
449
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:45,000
despite the many lawsuits,
450
00:17:45,034 --> 00:17:47,655
Splat Daddy is back on the menu!
451
00:17:47,724 --> 00:17:49,206
[all cheering]
452
00:17:49,655 --> 00:17:52,379
Okay. Enough yakking,
let's get stacking.
453
00:17:52,482 --> 00:17:54,412
Max Thunderman's
own sister, Chloe,
454
00:17:54,413 --> 00:17:58,758
will attempt to beat his record
and replace the Max of Life.
455
00:17:59,551 --> 00:18:01,793
Uh, never gonna happen.
456
00:18:01,794 --> 00:18:04,516
Oh, and I see another
past record holder in the house,
457
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,931
Buch Dreamweaver!
458
00:18:06,034 --> 00:18:08,241
[all cheering]
459
00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:09,570
I'm not the violent type,
460
00:18:09,571 --> 00:18:11,171
but Chloe's gonna rip you apart
461
00:18:11,172 --> 00:18:13,206
and stomp on your face!
462
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:17,946
Go, Chloe.
463
00:18:19,137 --> 00:18:20,724
All right. Time to start.
464
00:18:20,793 --> 00:18:22,103
Chloe, are you ready?
465
00:18:22,104 --> 00:18:23,274
Ready.
466
00:18:23,275 --> 00:18:25,758
Then let
the sandwich stacking...
467
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,379
begin!
468
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:30,068
? tense music plays ?
469
00:18:30,172 --> 00:18:32,620
What? Y'all think I'm scared?
470
00:18:34,275 --> 00:18:36,758
That's eight sandwiches,
everybody.
471
00:18:36,862 --> 00:18:38,620
[all cheering]
472
00:18:39,517 --> 00:18:40,758
Still not scared.
473
00:18:42,379 --> 00:18:44,068
Okay, maybe a little scared.
474
00:18:44,586 --> 00:18:47,206
Well, I may not have taste buds,
but I can count.
475
00:18:47,310 --> 00:18:50,551
Chloe is just one sandwich away
from breaking Max's record.
476
00:18:50,655 --> 00:18:52,482
[all cheering]
477
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:54,724
Speaking of records,
478
00:18:54,725 --> 00:18:57,274
be the first to purchase
Spot by the Sea's new album,
479
00:18:57,275 --> 00:19:00,206
featuring my band,
Jams on the Half Shell.
480
00:19:00,275 --> 00:19:02,275
Let's get this show on the road.
481
00:19:02,379 --> 00:19:05,206
Uh-oh. The stack
is getting high.
482
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:07,517
Looks like it's time for me
to get my...
483
00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:10,000
[chanting]
Step stool, step stool,
484
00:19:10,103 --> 00:19:12,275
step stool, step stool...
485
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,033
I hope you're having fun
humiliating me
486
00:19:14,034 --> 00:19:15,103
and stealing my fame.
487
00:19:15,172 --> 00:19:17,137
I don't want fame.
I'm trying to win
488
00:19:17,206 --> 00:19:19,517
so Buch can feel like
this place is for her too.
489
00:19:19,518 --> 00:19:21,447
Yeah, right.
You really expect me to believe
490
00:19:21,448 --> 00:19:23,585
you're going through all this
just to help a friend?
491
00:19:23,586 --> 00:19:25,034
Do you even hear yourself?
492
00:19:25,172 --> 00:19:27,896
Yes. I love the sound
of my own voice.
493
00:19:28,931 --> 00:19:30,448
What happened to you, Max?
494
00:19:30,449 --> 00:19:32,136
My fame went away,
and I didn't like it.
495
00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:33,310
We discussed this.
496
00:19:34,517 --> 00:19:36,965
Max, if you need fans
to be a hero,
497
00:19:37,034 --> 00:19:38,448
what kind of hero are you?
498
00:19:38,862 --> 00:19:40,432
-[ladder thuds]
-Ouch, Chloe.
499
00:19:40,482 --> 00:19:42,620
Oh, scooch. Scooch, scooch.
500
00:19:42,689 --> 00:19:43,739
[ladder thuds]
501
00:19:44,655 --> 00:19:48,137
May I have the 16th sandwich?
502
00:19:48,206 --> 00:19:50,103
? fanfare music plays ?
503
00:19:50,206 --> 00:19:52,172
Before we do this,
I'd just like to say
504
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:54,551
this has been a sandwich season
to remember.
505
00:19:54,655 --> 00:19:57,448
And if you want
to remember it forever,
506
00:19:57,862 --> 00:20:00,632
videos of today's event
will be for sale at the counter.
507
00:20:02,931 --> 00:20:04,827
? tense music plays ?
508
00:20:07,275 --> 00:20:08,827
Whoa! She did it!
509
00:20:08,965 --> 00:20:11,793
Chloe is the new
Sandwich Stacking Champion!
510
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,551
[all cheering]
511
00:20:16,827 --> 00:20:17,965
You did it, Chloe!
512
00:20:18,034 --> 00:20:19,793
[chuckles] Great job!
513
00:20:19,896 --> 00:20:20,946
Thanks, Coach.
514
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,482
Chloe, can you tell the crowd
515
00:20:22,483 --> 00:20:23,999
what will be in your sandwich?
516
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,620
Sure. I've decided to create
a new sandwich...
517
00:20:26,689 --> 00:20:28,827
-[gasps]
-[all cheering]
518
00:20:28,965 --> 00:20:31,344
...that's actually
an old sandwich.
519
00:20:31,482 --> 00:20:32,827
Buch's BLT.
520
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,655
[booing]
521
00:20:35,758 --> 00:20:38,862
Aww! They're saying "Buch"!
522
00:20:40,310 --> 00:20:42,206
Wait. Where's everyone going?
523
00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:44,171
I need to get rid
of the gross mussels
524
00:20:44,172 --> 00:20:45,448
from Max's sandwich.
525
00:20:45,517 --> 00:20:47,689
Ten dollars for the whole batch.
526
00:20:48,344 --> 00:20:51,379
Okay, how about I give you $10?
527
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,067
No?
528
00:20:53,068 --> 00:20:54,862
? upbeat musical transition ?
529
00:20:54,931 --> 00:20:58,034
[chanting]
Step stool,
530
00:20:58,137 --> 00:21:00,482
Jimbo's Thrift Shop?
Max Thunderman.
531
00:21:00,483 --> 00:21:02,585
How would you like
about a hundred T-shirts
532
00:21:02,586 --> 00:21:03,827
with my face on them?
533
00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:05,670
Am I famous?
534
00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:07,793
Well, I once held the record
535
00:21:07,794 --> 00:21:10,861
for most consecutive sandwiches
stacked on my head. [chuckles]
536
00:21:10,862 --> 00:21:12,344
-[line clicks]
-Hello?
537
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,413
[Wayland on video]
538
00:21:18,517 --> 00:21:19,862
Chloe, turn that off.
539
00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:20,930
What's the matter, Max?
540
00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:22,931
Can't stand to see me win again?
541
00:21:23,344 --> 00:21:24,394
Wait a minute...
542
00:21:24,448 --> 00:21:26,413
What's Max doing with his hand?
543
00:21:26,862 --> 00:21:27,912
[Wayland gasps]
544
00:21:30,896 --> 00:21:32,793
You used your powers
to help me win?
545
00:21:32,931 --> 00:21:34,620
No. Don't be ridiculous.
546
00:21:34,724 --> 00:21:36,448
Uh, the tape doesn't lie, Max.
547
00:21:36,965 --> 00:21:39,172
You are the hero
I always thought you were.
548
00:21:39,931 --> 00:21:41,621
I was just stretching
my fingers.
549
00:21:41,622 --> 00:21:43,136
Admit it.
550
00:21:43,137 --> 00:21:44,551
You did the right thing.
551
00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:47,517
Uh, no. I didn't.
It was wrong. Very wrong.
552
00:21:47,518 --> 00:21:49,792
[as Max]
I use my powers for good
553
00:21:49,793 --> 00:21:51,965
because I "wuv"
my "widdle" sister.
554
00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:54,310
Stop it, Phoebe.
I only "wuv" me.
555
00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:56,965
[as Max] I'm just a big softie.
556
00:21:57,068 --> 00:21:59,658
No, I'm not. I'm edgy,
and I'm always in it for myself.
557
00:22:00,103 --> 00:22:02,344
-[Chloe] Who wants a hug?
-Stop it.
558
00:22:02,448 --> 00:22:04,344
I'm so nice,
I hang out with puppies.
559
00:22:04,482 --> 00:22:06,275
-I'm selfish!
-I'm a superhero.
560
00:22:06,344 --> 00:22:08,275
Everybody loves me
because I'm so...
561
00:22:09,241 --> 00:22:12,310
??
562
00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:16,910
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