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The undocumented smell of the graveyard.

Once a year, we gather beneath our family tree to honor the great cycle.

Of life and death.

Come every member of our clan.

Living dead.

And undecided.

And let us celebrate what it is to be anonymous.

Come to be my last wife.

Oh, she have skin so pale.

I so black.

And the rest come down to Venezuela.

And tell us what it is every atom's hopes for.

Darkness and grief and unspeakable sorrow.

I love it when you talk sexy.

When you're in atoms, you need to have a little more light.

When you're in atoms, you need to feel a little chill.

When you're in atoms, you need to have a sense of you more.

When you're in atoms, you need to have a taste for death.

Who cares about the world outside and what it wants from you?

When you're in atoms, you do what atoms always do.

Me, am all.

Will you love me forever and ever?

Will she help me as besotted with each other as the night we met?

Our first date, you took me to see... Death of a salesman.

How we laugh.

When you're in atoms, you need to really love your wife.

At least once a day.

You're happy when your toes are in the mud.

When you're in atoms, you need to grab a bow and arrow.

When you're in atoms, you need a more to explore.

Just pour a potion.

When you're in atoms, you have to really stir the pot.

And now, we summon our beloved ancestors.

Why do we do this?

Because living or dead, family is still family.

Yes!

And how do we do this?

By dancing on their face!

Yes!

That's my brother, Fester!

Time to win this end!

But

ever called down to reality...

A trick or down to start the beloved ones in the mountains.

Oh, Lord, you're taking care of what's the same time now to do what you need.

Line!

Do it!

Do it!

We got more teeth!

Let's do it!

Let's do it!

Let's do it!

Let's do it!

Come on, face!

It's family, first sentence, we last ten, family, by and by.

We're in atoms, we're in atoms, we're in atoms, we're in atoms.

Until next year, it might be a little bit dark.

That's right.

We have a problem.

His name is Lucas.

Lucas Spinekey.

And I'm in love.

That's right.

Little Wednesday Adams.

That charming.

Irrepressible bundle of j-bundle of malice.

Who would poison her own brother just for a ride

in the ambulance has grown up and found love.

Oh Wednesday.

I just want to lock you up in a little white

cottage with a big fence and an apple tree.

I like the part about being locked up.

So here's the deal.

Gather around.

I'm not letting you back into that crypt until love.

Triumphs.

So who is this Lucas fella?

Is he worthy of her?

Do they really love each other?

What is love anyways?

Does this rash look serious to you?

So many questions about love.

But what do you think about it?

Is there anything more important?

Let's not talk about it.

anything else but love.

Let's not talk about anything else but love.

Can't we talk about lofty goals.

Mating souls.

All drink minds and conquering roles.

Let's not talk about anything else.

Fight soon.

Fight like a man.

Feel the kiss of my spanish steer.

Boy of again.

Oh, down your lightning reflexes.

Gomez look flowers.

Whoa.

would send something so tasteless.

The most precious gift there is.

More goody, licious than gold.

Is the blessing we call friendship.

Rather new or very old.

Goody, licious.

Who talks like this?

The bine keys.

Wednesday's friend Lucas and his parents.

They're coming over for dinner tonight.

Lucas.

Yes.

But Lucas is a boy.

His name.

Yes.

Wednesday has a friend who's a boy.

It's nothing darling.

Puppy love.

Put these in water.

Mom, dad, I shot dinner.

Oh, Wednesday, that's lovely.

Wherever did you find it.

Pedding zoo.

Thank you, dear.

Come, lurch.

We'll whip up something really special.

And this time we'll actually come.

Oh, Gomez, guests for dinner.

Fresh meat.

Daddy, I have something very important to tell you.

What?

Can you keep a secret?

Of course.

Look.

If I didn't know any better, I'd say that looked like an engagement ring.

What are you saying?

Oh, daddy, Lucas wants to marry me.

What?

Lucas, bine, if he loves me and he wants to marry me.

Do you want to marry him?

Yes, I think so.

You think so?

Well, I've never even met his parents.

And he's never met mine.

And I just need to be sure.

That he's the one?

That the families can get along.

I mean, he has to know what he's getting into.

What are you saying?

I'm saying where we are and they're from Ohio.

Ohio is doing state.

That's what I mean.

You're right.

This is important.

Let's go tell your mother.

No.

No.

But we have to tell your mother.

Daddy, please.

She'll ask a lot of embarrassing questions and wreck the whole thing.

You don't want me to tell your mother you're getting married.

After dinner, we're all friends.

Then we'll tell her.

But I've never kept anything from your mother.

Daddy, please.

But I do love me.

Do you love me, Daddy?

There are two things I would never do.

Say no to my wife.

Say no to my daughter.

So what exactly should I do?

Do you realize what you're asking me to do?

Daddy, one tiny little secret, please.

Please.

Okay.

Okay.

I promise.

I won't tell your mother.

Oh, thank you, Daddy.

Our little secret, right?

Yes.

Yes.

Our little secret.

Wednesday's growing up, but I'm not ready.

Wednesday's growing up as time sleeps by.

When did she become someone else's job?

Someone else to make her father wonder why.

Wednesday's growing up.

She'll be first day before you know it.

They pause the thing.

They secret in the house.

They boy, they go hearing.

Something's wrong with Wednesday.

What do you mean?

She's in the kitchen smiling like this.

Maybe it is this boy.

Oh, this boy, I don't be silly.

I say.

And the double.

You yourself said poppy love.

Come darling, I feel the urge to take you in my arms.

Let's go upstairs.

Gomez.

On the other hand, she is a healthy young woman.

Like you are.

Like you are.

She could even fall in love and get married.

Like you did.

Don't be silly, Gomez.

I'm much too young to have a married daughter.

Of course, I did not think of that.

And besides, she'll have lots of boys.

How do you know?

Because she's my daughter.

Yes, but what if... And I have no reason to say this.

What if she did meet someone who stole her heart?

Don't be ridiculous.

When that happens, I'll be the first to know.

Wednesday tells me everything.

Just like you do.

Gomez, you do tell me everything, don't you?

Of course.

Oh, my.

You are perspiring.

What?

I hope you haven't come down with the case of Liar's shingle.

No, no, no.

I think Wednesday and I need to have a little chat.

Like a ball in the ring.

Like the moderate right wing.

I'm trapped.

Like a fly in my T or the New York DME.

I'm trapped.

With my wife to my left and my daughter to my right.

And out of my escaping must be scrapped.

I could choose in the blues, but no matter what I choose, I'm trapped trapped trapped.

Like a boat in a lock or a coco in a clock, I'm trapped.

Like a corpse in the ground.

Or like a theater in the round, I'm trapped.

I'm a cry, I could lie, I could simply have died.

I fear the dice I roll have finally crept.

Like legs should I rage or stay safely in my cage.

Oh, crap, crap, trapped, trapped.

And then I keep a secret from the woman I adore.

That bitter freeze that keeps me here and coming back for war.

She stokes the air of spires.

She harbors each desire.

I'd never tell her lies.

But when my daughter cries upon him, I'd be expected then to turn the other cheek.

Should I not be her heroes that are sniffling and weak.

I'll take the root that's true.

Tell me what I must do.

Should I cry, should I groan, would I rather pass a slot or trapped.

White on wild, crazy child, little me on record style, die, trapped.

If I'm wrong, I'll be strong and we'll try to get along.

Or I'll fail, have to fail, so my car will do the nail.

If I snap, if I snap, maybe dinner or be scrapped.

Then I wouldn't be trapped.

Drop, drop, drop, drop.

Wednesday in Luke is sitting in the tree.

K-I-L-L-I-N-G.

First comes love, then comes...

That was intense!

Do it again, do it again!

This dinner has to go okay.

It will have you on me blow up this Lucas guy.

Oh, Pugsley, ever since I met him, I won a laugh and cry

and everything seems right and wrong at the same time.

And then sometimes I just want to rip his flesh

off and eat him up until there's nothing left.

I don't have a sunny disposition.

I'm not long for being too amused.

My demeanor's locked in one position.

See my face.

I'm enthused.

Suddenly, however, I've been puzzled.

But the ramen's made me want to cry.

All my inhibitions have been my source.

And I think I know why.

I'm being pulled in a new direction.

But I think I like it.

I think I like it.

I'm being pulled in a new direction.

Through my painful pursuit, somehow Bernie's took root.

All the things I detested, it possibly cute.

God, what do I do?

Wow, you've got some real issues.

Fly away, little Bernie.

Mother always set me blind to strangers.

Once she doesn't know when they destroy, I can beautifully repress the dangers.

When she hurts, let them burn.

Has got me put in a new direction.

But I didn't like it.

I'd be taught from true be faces.

You've no quarantined dancing mice.

Sunrise and wide open spaces disney.

World, all gold, there's twice.

But I'm depicting quite just like this.

I'll present the mumps.

Fucking mumps and pillow finds it.

That's the same.

Shut up!

We'll have to support that.

And she got back to the house.

Like, where does this?

People's wife is bad.

And where's the ratchet's great is his.

Have not been born in a new direction.

Cause they keep in sight, Your power's done with

cyste, What's what's going in a new direction.

I should stay in a dark, gotta pray every spot.

But boy has a fight.

And I've born in a dark, And you've been invited to truly tell me As I put in a new

direction...

I was right.

It is the boy.

Yes, but I don't think it's such a big...

puppy dogs.

Disney world.

She's in no state to entertain guests.

We'll have to cancel the dinner.

No.

What?

I mean we can't do that.

Why not?

Because then there won't be a dinner.

Gomez... Do you love your daughter?

Do you care about her mental well-being?

Of course.

Do you want her to be put on heavy medication... and spend the rest of her

days hating us... because we let her ruin her life.

There are four things... Yes.

Would you stop that?

I think we should have this dinner.

Why?

We need to introduce her to the world.

Are you out of your mind?

Have you seen the world lately?

Now stop traveling and go tell her the dinner is off.

But Cara, are you?

Are the father.

The father is the counselor.

And if after 25 years of marriage you can't do this one thing for me...

then I just don't know what.

Okay.

Family meeting.

About tonight.

Now here's the schedule.

First we have drinks like high.

Nice to meet you.

I love the drink!

Okay.

And then the ones see the house.

Then the eight will have dinner... and they could be back at their hotel by 930.

It's very little, really paloma.

Wednesday, your father has something to tell you.

Actually, a paloma, your mother and I have had second thoughts.

What about this dinner?

It all seems so quick.

It's not quick.

Oh, Daddy, please.

It's just a dinner.

And they're dying to meet you.

And I promise to Lucas.

And you know how I hate to play.

Oh, yes, paloma, but your mother.

Daddy, I'm your only daughter and your eldest child.

And if you can't do this one thing for me, then I just don't know what.

Maybe just a little dinner.

Thank you, Daddy.

Well, it seems I've been outvoted.

So, dinner, it is.

Drinks.

Dinner.

And the game.

Oh, please, no, not the game.

But it's a family tradition.

But it's my dinner.

But it's my house.

Darling.

Dinner.

And the game.

One out of two, paloma.

Don't push it.

Then can we at least all act normal?

They're fine and normal.

Normal is an illusion, darling.

What's normal for the spider?

Is a calamity for the fly.

Mother, please.

They're normal people, not like you, not like me.

Please, can't we be in every family?

One normal night.

So, I want that's all I need from you.

One normal house without a mouth to feed a plant or two.

You must admit we're not one people calling back.

So, can we be in every family?

And lose a basic flag.

One normal night of normal people on their way.

Just one normal night.

What do you say?

One normal night to be polite.

Do the least you can.

One normal ease.

And you achieve a kind of common man.

You have to swear to me as promised to the poor.

It's almost six o'clock.

They're almost at the door.

On all the animals and sisters who've ever walked the right.

We're the normal night.

All right, Lucas, enough is enough.

Give me the map.

I don't see any houses.

That's because there aren't any Alice in the middle of some god forsaken park.

I know where we are.

It's where I first saw her.

I was lost in the park.

And then a pigeon dropped at my feet with an arrow in it.

So, I looked up and what she was.

Wednesday.

The crossbow.

What?

Crossbow, you know.

This girl walks around with a crossbow.

It's okay, dad.

She has a permit.

Good.

Good choice, son.

Okay, now listen up.

Here's what's going to happen.

We are going to go back to the hotel and you and I are going to have a little talk.

The patient with him, dear.

A father should support his son.

And Lucas is your only one.

I'll see what you did.

Your mother's rhyming again.

Okay, now let's get back to the hotel.

And then we... No!

One normal night.

No, not one call.

Not one inspiring word.

One normal scene.

We threw team tonight.

Can't be answer.

Please don't embarrass me or become completely rude.

Don't make a fuss about the house.

About the food.

One normal night.

I know it's big.

But can't you see?

This one normal night is for me.

Come on.

Come on.

Seems like a nice young man.

But then I'll write for each other.

What do you mean they're not right for each other?

What's Napoleon Wright for Josephine?

What's Nazi or Wright for Dramamine?

Were the 80s right for the drum machine?

Who's to say?

Who's to say?

What's ballet right for Balanchine?

What's polio right for the sock vaccine?

Were you folks right for the mezzanine?

Who's to say?

One normal night is a perilous trick.

Normal is hard to attain.

Children are crazy and parents are quick.

Passions are hard to explain.

But this is their moment and this is your chance.

So if you don't want to remain, start singing of love.

Love, love, love.

Only affairs of the heart.

Look, the choices here is either you help

these kids or you're stuck here for eternity.

So?

Yes!

All right!

Come on!

Yes!

All the thoughts here is equal!

You've got it!

So full at the normal sea start!

All in all, we're right.

Come on, we're right.

Come on, we're right.

Come on.

Just be respectful, don't make it not remarkable.

Okay, okay.

But the principle of the catch is for the chore.

The catch is for the chore.

At a little trouble finding the place looks

like somebody shot out of your street lamps.

Wow, look at this place.

They just move in or what?

Oh, no, that's how they live in New York.

They spend all their money on rent and have nothing left for furniture.

Malbinekey.

This is my wife, Alice.

And that's my son, Lucas.

And you are... Nice talking to you.

Earth to Alice, we've landed in weird city.

I see drinks and bye-bye.

Oh, Mal.

The open to experience and welcome in the new.

Reach deep in your surprise bag.

There might be a gift for you.

Honey, my surprise bag is so full.

It can hardly lift it.

That guy that pan on me down the airport, he slipped me his telephone number.

I don't think I can take it in more surprises.

Come on, Ted.

Lighten up.

These are your kind of people.

Real salt of the earth.

Oh, yeah?

Where are they from?

Where are we from?

Funny you should ask.

July 31st, 1715.

The Spanish warship, pickled the guile, commanded by my great nautical ancestor,

Captain General Redondo, Ventana Laguna, Don Jose Cuervo, leaves Madrid,

bound for the new world.

Three weeks later, he is still in Madrid.

As Madrid is 400 miles from the nearest ocean.

A stubborn man, he sets sail anyway, only to sink.

Six months later, of the southern coast of Florida.

The hostile land, infested with the mosquitoes,

rattlesnakes, and many retired Jewish peoples.

But enough about us, Mr. Malcolm Bineke, I presume?

And the lovely Mrs. Malcolm Bineke.

And you must be young Lucas.

Unless, of course, you are the father.

And you are the son with a massive thyroid problem.

I go too far.

No matter the night, she is young.

Welcome to our extremely normal home.

Gomez, Florencia, atoms at your service.

Allow me to present my wife, La Dwayneia.

Mother of my children.

El amor de mi vida, the love of my life.

Morticia.

Sorry, I'm late.

I was putting the apple pie on the windowsill to cool.

That's my little woman.

A duchess in the parlor and a genius in the kitchen.

Oh, Gomez.

And a gymnast in the bedroom.

So, so very pleased.

Mr. Bineke.

Mrs. Bineke.

Alice.

Alice.

And you must be Lucas.

What a lovely name.

Thanks.

I'm named after my uncle Lucas.

I got lost in the woods and ate his own leg.

They don't need to know that.

Oh, no.

It's a beautiful story.

Wednesday has a cousin who swallowed his own tongue.

Thank you, mother.

Hi, I'm Wednesday.

What are you wearing?

A dress.

A yellow dress.

A paloma.

What happened?

You look like a crime scene.

Would you excuse us for a moment?

I won't have that color in my house.

I'm just being normal.

Okay.

Darling, we don't wear bright colors.

Bright colors are for people with no imagination and no inner life.

Oh, look.

It's everywhere.

It's a lovely dress Wednesday.

Yellow is the color of the warming sun.

Yellow is the color of yumminess and fun.

Why not show the world the love and which we all believe?

Why not wear your heart for all to see?

Right on your sleeve.

Yeah.

Excellent.

A lovely sentiment about the color yellow.

And now, why look everyone.

It's puddly atoms.

Wednesday's brother just returned from Bible study.

Say hello, puggles.

Hello.

Wanna make a donation?

Of course, sweetheart.

What are you collecting for?

Just put somebody in the can and no one gets hurt.

This is our dear little grandma.

The very soul and spirit of the family.

I just got back from the hospital.

Cardiac ward.

Boy, they're dropping like flies over there.

I hope you're staying in shape.

Great.

Well, I know I should, but I don't do any of that.

Well, then you're gonna die honey.

Are you ready for some football?

Fester's got the ball.

He's running.

He's dodging.

Look at that.

Something's go.

He's on the 20.

He's route a third.

This is my brother, Fester.

Nice to meet you.

Thank you, Fester.

Alright, go away now.

So long farewell.

How feeders ain't goodbye.

I leave.

And he's a science a goodbye.

Good boy.

And now, a welcoming toast from the extensive atoms caves.

Children, your excuse.

Locust, come on.

Dad, remember.

Not to worry, Paloma.

Hey, leave the door open, you hear?

You are concerned they will make the beast stay.

Not to worry, my friend.

My daughter has a black belt in Taekwondo.

He tries anything.

She'll rip his throat out.

Do they, children?

Oh, excuse me.

Do you have a little girl's fruit?

Oh, we used to.

But we let them all go.

Come with me, dear.

I'll show you.

Oh, Morticia, a grand tour for the Mrs. And

the Mr. and I will go below for some guy stuff.

Then dinner.

And after dinner, the game.

Oh, yeah?

What kind of game?

Did you ever place your heads?

Yeah.

Well, it's nothing like that.

Did you get the flowers?

Oh, yes, and the lovely poem wherever did you find it.

I wrote it.

When I'm depressed or feeling blessed, a poem will get it off my chest.

They come to me.

They take no time.

They just pop out and always rhyme.

Maybe you should see someone about that.

Oh, they're always about the one thing everyone

needs, but so few have affordable health care.

My love, of course.

Let's not talk about anything else but love.

Worth repeating.

Let's not talk about anything else but love.

Can't we talk about lofty goals?

Mating souls, altering minds and faltering roles.

Let's not talk about anything else.

You realize they're going to freak and we tell them, right?

My father won't.

I already told him.

Your father with the sword?

You told your father were getting married just like that.

He's totally courted, mostly.

I thought we were telling them all together.

We need his help.

You don't know my mother.

She could really screw it up.

I'm not marrying your mother.

I know.

Look, it might seem old-fashioned, but I want their blessing.

You're right, it is old-fashioned.

Lucas, do you love me?

Of course.

Then leave it to me.

It's all going according to plan.

What plan?

There is no plan.

That's the plan.

Improvise.

Keep them guessing.

You're really crazy.

You say that?

Like it's a bad thing.

It's just a simple dinner.

What could go wrong?

Come on.

Aww.

Be patient, and soon the way will be clear.

Focus your fear, and troubles all will disappear.

What's not talked about anything old?

Please, I'll leave us on the phone.

What's not talked about anything else?

But love, but love, but love.

Interesting chair, antique.

Oh, 15th century.

The heritage chair, once owned by Thomas, they

taught a mother, grand inquisitor of Madrid.

You collect this stuff?

Oh, a man must have his hobbies.

Some play cards.

Some play golf.

Me?

I collect instruments of persuasion.

Why, you ask?

Go on, ask.

Ask!

Because it's fun!

The history of the world, potent agony and dismemberment.

Get up, I show you.

Come on.

You sit.

They ask you a question.

They don't like the answer.

Whoo!

That'll make you believe, eh?

Now, come sit, though.

Let me ask you a question.

Some other time.

Okie dokie.

So, how about these crazy kids, eh?

What about us?

They seem very fond of each other, no?

Well, I guess.

But it's not like to get married or anything.

I'm married.

Of course not.

They're so young.

Of course.

They do marry young these days.

Do they not?

I don't know what they do.

Then speak of you.

They buy Nakisaga.

Your lives.

Your hopes.

Your dreams.

Oh, your son.

Lucas.

Well, he's a little soft like his mother.

But once he gets out of college, I'm coughing him up.

Teach him to business.

Make him a man.

May I say something?

I feel you and I.

We understand each other.

Do you feel this?

No.

So, tell me, Adams.

10,000 square feet in a public park.

I just swing this place.

These two acres have been in my family ever since Queen Isabella of Spain.

I did it to my great ancestor.

Alfonso the enormous for service is rendered.

What services?

I can't find a gift.

Let me show you the more.

Did you bring a bathing suit?

No.

Oh, never mind.

Let's be crazy.

And there's Kazen Helga from bottom.

Who's that looking over her shoulder?

Oh, no.

That's her other head.

She has two heads.

Well, you know what they say.

Oh, and who's the man in the dress?

Why, that's Aunt Herman.

Wednesday's uncle twice removed.

I don't understand.

Well, they removed it once, but it grew back.

Oh, and here's Gomez and me at our wedding.

Oh, what's that?

Our wedding vows.

Oh, that's so romantic.

We promised a tango at least three times a week.

What passion?

We promised to tell each other everything.

For truth.

Everything?

Of course.

And you're still married?

More than ever.

Boy, it sure doesn't work that way at our house.

Well, how does it work?

Well, what's good for the gander is a nice, quiet goose.

If I told Mal my secrets, I'll hell would break loose.

Alice, I'm shocked.

What kind of a marriage is it where people keep secrets?

A long one?

Secrets are the enemies of passion.

Speaking true, we'll get you through the day.

Truth is not a thing that one should ration.

But I think you think of it that way.

Never keep a sin inside the closet.

Always give the facts of fighting chat.

Every time you do it's a deposit.

In the long-term life of your own hands.

Keep your secrets.

If you want to remain your lover, share all secrets.

There's a world of things you might discover.

Truth is beauty.

You should always know exactly who you are.

There's a secret.

And your marriage will be healthier by far.

Gomez adores me.

Never ignores me.

Always has pushed me first.

And Alice, if we should try once, I'm telling a lie once I throw him in hand first.

Nailing in bleed I break and sit up.

Feeling it quickly starts to drown.

Baking me through the knees.

What happened first, convenient side.

Put them on the first box of town.

It's almost truly devoted.

Never misquoted.

Always feel better without the doubt.

If he told you, O lie, you'd whisper, Goodbye and leave him to carry on.

That's exactly.

Is there no room for some discussion?

If you own this lie, is there no chance you might forgive?

A lie's a lie and lies can't kill.

And life can quickly go down here.

She kept a secret and she found up on the deity.

Now I see what you mean.

She kept a secret and they shot her with an M60.

That's not a pretty scene.

She kept a secret and she wound up on the cover of a magazine.

She's quite the Philistine.

What's that one?

The dance routine.

Keep no secrets.

Well, my honesty with no resistance.

Then your marriage is a loving kind of calling system.

Lies and secrets, there's a different part of the world.

No man's love.

He would never keep a secret.

His love.

His love.

So where does a student get the money for an engagement ring?

After school, I work at a bookstore.

And over the weekend, I tutor kids at a charter school.

And over the summers, I work at my uncles.

Grocery store.

Is any of this true...

Most of it?

Huh.

And in your time off?

Why is guy?

Mostly I think about Wednesday.

And how much I love her and we have such a wonderful life together.

And what does a Lucas Pinicky do when it grows up?

Maybe a writer or a medical examiner.

Why?

Well, you get to look inside people's bodies.

And they don't mind because they're dead.

Who heard that you find him?

We've found each other.

It's kind of a miracle.

Gomez?

Oh my god, Daddy.

What are we going to do?

Oh, let's just tell her.

It's going to be fine.

Daddy, come on.

I'm not going to do anything like time.

She's looking at him as heaven.

If he doesn't go over him, he'll do.

What are the three of you whispering about?

What are the three of you?

What are the three of you?

Well, we'll be going now.

See you at dinner.

Oh, look.

Let me show you the note.

Did you ever see a rat as big as a dark sand?

No, sir.

Let's go.

What were you doing?

Nothing.

We were just talking.

That wasn't talking.

That was conspiring.

No, it was talking.

Conspiring is...

That's what you were doing.

Oh, Kerita, stop this foolishness.

You're keeping something from me?

Kerita.

I have never kept anything from you.

It may lightning strike me where I stand.

If I am keeping anything from you now.

That it should come to this.

Oh, here, Kerita.

I feel the urge to take you in my arms.

No, Gomez.

But you've never turned down a trip to heaven.

Not today.

I'll be in my room waiting for you to share like a proper husband.

Oh, Morticia, Mia.

Like a bug in a jar or a frozen cable car.

I'm trapped.

Like a man growing grave when his wife says not today.

What if she doesn't dance with me?

Anymore.

Who could conceive it?

What if I and one tiny lie started civil war?

But if a line's been crossed, vows of commit, man lost.

How is that possible?

Could that be possible?

Oh,

put the ring on just for a minute.

After dinner.

What if they hate each other?

What if they don't be like me?

Look on the bright side.

You make me so crazy.

Can you get a room?

Hogsley, was that you?

Hogsley, what did you say?

I said, get a room.

Hogsley, stop making room like that.

It's my house too, okay?

Excuse me while I kill my brother.

Wait a minute.

Let me take care of this.

I can do it myself.

Hey, it's the pugster.

What up, little man?

Are you trying to cool?

Huh?

Cuz you're not cool.

Your sister thinks I am.

Showed it over it.

Aren't you a little young to be smoking?

I'm under a lot of stress.

My sister's having an identity crisis.

We're gonna go now.

Can I come?

Sorry, Pugs.

I'm with Lucas now.

Bye.

Wait, wait, wait.

What if she never tortures me anymore?

How would I manage?

What if she never nails my tongue to the bathroom floor?

What if she walked away?

Leaving me, hey, okay?

Hiding each power too.

Why would she be so cool?

I could stab my heart myself I could rip my tongue so loud Could send my hair up

late I could spray my eyes with face But face the fact Without her, it wouldn't be

the same Always look on the bright side of life Hey, grandma.

Hey, stud.

How's life too?

Tell me about it.

Hold on.

What are you doing?

Re-stacking grandma's private stash Herbs, potions, remedies, These natures can't eat

no prescription needed.

What's that one?

Pay-O-D.

What's it do?

Makes you run around, make it in the woods What about that one?

Book-o-leaf.

You got someone giving you a hard time.

Maybe.

Sprinkle away the list on his toast An hour later, he's in a padded room

screaming Oh, yeah, I'm spoiled again What if there's this girl who met this person?

And he's all like, hey, it's the poster.

What's up little man?

And she's all like, call me And we're gonna go now.

They're running way together.

Would you give her nothing?

She's your sister!

Be happy for her!

What if she doesn't get rid of him?

What if all the good times are already behind me?

That's life, kid.

You lose the thing you love.

Tell me about it.

What's this?

Back from Mounty.

I'm gonna stay away from this baby.

What?

Takes the lid off the end.

Brings out the dark side.

What do you mean?

One, swig of this, and Mary Poppins turns into my deal.

I don't understand your references.

Stop the damn text and you pick up a book once in a while.

I'll quit whining about your sister and start thinking

about you and how you're gonna live your life.

Time, my dear, is it thief?

She'll steal your soul and flee on little fairy wings.

And stay out of my shit or I'll rip your leg up that barrier, that backyard!

I love you!

Once it will break and then she'll be hers out again.

The kiss will leave her be, so she can't torture me, just like she always did.

Until then, I'm just a strange darling.

Careful!

Another magnificent feast of thanks to my

fabulous lady wife, from whom I keep nothing.

This dinner puts me in mind of my great ancestor, Hector.

They're non-goes, condereauchimichanga!

A man hated by the church, but clever with a quip.

In fact, while being burned alive, he said to the priest, keep it pink in the

middle a little crispy on the outside, eh?

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Thank you, dear.

And now it's time to play the game.

Please not the game, it's really late.

But it's a family tradition!

Poxley, could you just go away and die?

The rule of your boyfriend will.

Cara, maybe the game is a bad idea.

Thank you, daddy.

No.

It's a good idea.

And if it isn't, then somebody will be sleeping on the couch for a very long time.

Actually, the game is a good idea.

But the best of all ideas!

What kind of game?

We call it...

Oh, black artsy on the river!

Oh, Spanish!

What does it mean, full disclosure?

Exactly!

Everyone seeps from the sacred family chalice.

And confesses a secret they've never told anyone...

Loosely based on the inquisition.

And you have to absolutely tell the truth.

Or what?

Or else?

There are consequences.

Oh, I don't think I'd be very good at that game.

Sure you would.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

And now Gomez will break the eyes.

My husband has something he needs to disclose.

Oh, no, no.

The host goes last.

March!

The sacred chalice.

This is the sacred chalice from Madam's family's past.

Firming my digitalist, held fast.

High cast.

Here in the sweet light, nation, salvation, resides.

Feel the sweet sensation, revelation,

Fold this closure, it's a game that we play.

Let your darkest secrets give you away.

Face your demands, and then happily say, I'm playing for this floor.

You're with all these crazy, happy people.

Oh, this closure.

It's a hell of a thing.

What's a favorite delay that you're seeing?

Doesn't matter if you're right or left wing.

He lock his bones.

He's closure.

What's your coldest closure?

This closure.

This closure, full disclosure, full disclosure.

Yes.

Well, my disclosure is in the form of a fairy tale.

Once there was a man who had a beautiful wife and two beautiful children.

Hey, humble man, I say it.

And that within his breast, be to the heart of a loyal and steadfast husband who

treasured his wife and worshipped the ground she walked on.

Thank you.

And one day, a fox appeared with a beautiful box of rare wood and Spanish leather.

What's in the box?

That's the kindly man.

And the fox said, a little secret, nothing important, but you must never open it.

And the kindly man took it home and his beautiful wife said, let's open it anyway.

And the man said, don't push it honey.

We got a good thing going.

And they never did open it.

And everyone lived happily ever after.

Full disclosure.

Well, we'll just have to come back to you now, won't we?

All right, it's Wednesday's turn.

Yes, let's hear from Fester.

The chalice.

I'm in love.

You're probably thinking, what could have that fall

first of no specific sexuality know about love?

But I too love Fester loves.

Oh, Fester.

Who isn't the moon?

Oh, the moon.

He's in love with the moon.

Yeah, that's horrible.

Oh, that is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard.

Oh, I haven't told her yet.

Oh, this closure.

Oh, this lover.

Embrace and swim.

Embrace and swim.

From grace or fall in love with the moon.

He loves that closure sermon.

With a signature tune and call it bold.

Disclosure.

Wednesday's turn.

No, me.

Me.

Age, me more beauty.

The chalice.

I told him to use his time wisely.

Look who's talking.

How much time have I got left?

I'm 102.

I have shinkles and dark dryness.

No one I break went.

It could start to win news on an old Dutch

painting, but I still got one more round left in me.

Call me, Cougar.

But five will get you ten.

And there's a couple of nine-year-old hideys out there.

Just wait until...

The chalice down on a grave.

My sandwich.

Food is cool.

I just peed.

We should have put you down a year ago.

All right.

It's Wednesday's turn.

Not yet.

Daddy talked to her.

I've still got the foxbox problem.

It's your turn.

The chalice, please.

Where is the chalice?

Yes!

Now with the dash of potion, my sister blows her cool.

Hopefully it's the motion she'll drop.

She'll do.

Once in the bedroom, Monilla Mendeschi will change.

Boy, a boy or four as closure's gonna be straight.

Ball disclosure.

It's the moment of truth.

Now you better hit the truth like they lose.

La la la.

This is torture like an impacted tooth.

Hurry for four!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Well, you can see my wife isn't feeling herself.

So we'll just be on our way.

No!

We're in the middle of a game.

So button your lip and sit your ass down.

Alice, I think you've had enough.

Just remember how it used to be, Mal.

How we'd look at each other in the middle of the restaurant.

Leave dinner and then we'd go home and rush upstairs.

And sometimes you couldn't even wait.

And we'd just pull the car to the side of the road.

Mom!

Why not locust parents do it?

Live with it.

Oh, remember, Mal?

When we were crazy and the future didn't exist.

What happened, Mal?

The guy with the grateful dad t-shirt is he ever coming back?

How long do I have to wait?

A woman waits for marriage.

A woman waits for children.

She waits for her big mouth to come back home.

At five o'clock, we're six o'clock, till it's nine o'clock,

and there's no one clock to ease the pain, the pain.

She can't explain as the woman waits in the dark, but spoke that once was there,

that isn't there.

Not ever there.

Alone and waiting, and whaling, and whining, and wasting, and wanting,

and whaling, and whaling, and whaling, and whaling, and fixating, and losing,

waiting, I'm getting lactating.

And so...

we wait to laugh.

We wait to cry.

We wait for every hopeful breath.

Waiting for a lousy, rotten, vicious, frenzied,

flossed up that it friends it made for.

The dark.

That's too dark, even for us.

Both are supposed to have, while that story was pretty funny.

They'll do it with me, and longing up through the brim.

And it's like just imagine being married to me.

Okay, Adams.

I tried.

I thought, okay, the kids like each other.

Let's give it a shot, but you people are insane.

You've got a house where there shouldn't be a house.

A zombie for a mother and a man who's dating the moon.

Oh, I wouldn't exactly say we're dating.

We're simple people, Mr. Adams.

We're not used to your sophisticated New York lifestyle.

So, with your permission, we're going to go back to the real America.

Both are closer.

Lucas, tell me what's your mother.

You were right, Lucas.

Right about what?

Thanks anyway, Daddy.

Thanks for what we should have just told her.

Talk me once.

It doesn't matter.

Lucas and I love each other.

And we are getting married.

What?

Don't you Route 7 whatsoever.

No secret.

Thank you,ivating friends...

Help!

Yay!

Ooh.

Hey, watch it.

Oh, hey, watch it.

Oh, hey.

Whoa!

But you can't speak the truth.

Or you can't speak the truth.

But someone still playing the other ball... It's okay.

Yeah, yeah!

Never fails.

You let nature take its course.

Chaos.

I mean, is this any way to end an act?

Actually, yes.

But it'd be better if the guest couldn't leave just yet.

Don't you think?

Okay, dead people.

Give me some weather.

It's Hurricane.

We'll never make it out of the park alive.

Well, Binekis looks like you'll be spending the night.

That's what happens when you play.

Wait.

Wait.

We have to talk this over for a minute.

Talk what over.

We can't just run away and get married.

You said it was important that everyone got along.

And you said it didn't matter.

Yeah, but they want to kill each other.

Do you want that hanging over our heads?

Boy, you sound just like your father.

The room doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?

What?

Forget it.

The apple.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

You know what I think?

You don't really want to get married.

You just said that to stick it to your mother.

Don't psychoanalyze me, Lucas.

It's a deep dark hole and you don't want to go there.

Come on.

What do we do for money?

Stop being so scared of everything.

Right.

Like you're not scared?

I eat scared for breakfast.

Come on.

Let's go inside the house and make some rational decisions.

I don't want rational decisions.

I wouldn't dangerous and pulse of crazy decisions.

Stop it.

Are you coming or not?

Look, I can't just run away like this.

It's too crazy.

I'm sorry.

Not as sorry is not going to be when you wake

up and you're 46 and working for your father.

I can't be impulsive.

I just need to think about it first.

There you are.

Secrets exposed.

Marriage is threatened.

Delicious and argued.

What happens now?

Can this be repaired?

Or do you all even an hour feeling vaguely depressed?

Let's find out.

Shall we?

I told that by Nicky woman we kept nothing from each other.

My sweet, my only.

Wednesday wasn't sure about the boy and I didn't want to worry you.

So you decided not to tell me because I'm such a terrible mother.

No, you're a wonderful mother.

and look at the things I get for it.

I give up my dreams for the sake of this family.

I wanted to travel.

I wanted to see Paris.

I never saw the sewers of Paris.

And now it'll never happen.

So this is how it ends.

Alone and forgotten in a tiny room.

Living off of cat food and broken dreams.

That's what happens to mothers.

Look at yours.

She came to stay for the weekend.

The weeks turned to months.

It's 12 years later.

And she's still up there to see diluted smoking weed in the attic.

Well, I'm not going to end up like your mother.

My mother.

I thought she was your mother.

Well, seriously.

You lied to me.

I can't live with that.

I hear Cara.

I feel the urge to take you in my arms.

No, Gomez.

But Cara!

My

daughter is getting married.

I can't believe it's true.

She doesn't ask her mother before she says I do.

And how about my husband in constant naive?

This evening's getting serious.

These Ohioans won't leave.

But I can't let these latest problems rob me of my bliss.

For when I'm scared of true disaster, I remember this.

Death is just around the corner.

Wait, taking patiently to strike.

One unplanned electrocution.

That's the kind of end I can comprehend.

When I'm feeling uninspired.

Or I need a little spree.

I'm reborn.

Knowing death is just around the corner.

Coming after me.

Forget it.

Coroner.

Death is just around the corner.

Waiting high upon the hill.

Someone buried him an avalanche.

That's the kind of gig I can really dig.

Marriage often disappoint you.

Not each husband is a gem.

So I'm more knowing death is just around the corner.

Coming after them.

If life's all close, I'll muddle through some.

But when death comes, I hope it's gruesome.

Haha!

Some people die from public stoning, faulty wiring, faulty zoning, cherry pits.

They didn't know we're there.

It could be by a jungle cat, a slippery mat.

Perhaps an unsuccessful love affair.

It could be on a speeding train.

It could be underwater.

It could be too much no decay.

Or even by your daughter.

Perhaps a bad mosquito bite.

A tidal bite?

Religious right.

Why?

Tarlings it might even be tonight.

Death is just around the corner.

No one

can offer a stranger.

With a simple click, scandalously quick.

I can face it in tomorrow.

If I may have asked her to.

I feel good saying death is just around the corner, swiftly on its way.

Well, for your death is just around the corner.

Death is just around the corner.

Happy people, it's the morning morning.

Death is just around the corner.

Death

is just around the corner.

I feel so dark.

Oh, my feel so dead.

Oh, Molly's black inside my face.

Oh, boy, they really got to you.

That doesn't even rhyme.

You got a problem with that?

What are you looking for?

Nothing.

I did not raise my son to be kidnapped by a

bunch of creeped out left-wing Spanish weirdos.

Oh, you didn't raise him.

I did.

You were at the office, remember?

I was at the office for you.

For him, I had plans for the boy.

No, he's in love.

I didn't follow his heart.

That's crazy.

And what's wrong with crazy?

Crazy is underrated.

So just let me get this straight.

Your son, your only son wants to marry somebody who's named for a day of the week.

And you're okay with all that.

If it makes him happy?

Yes.

Well, if you don't come to your senses, then I'm going to have to take steps.

Oh, good idea.

Why don't you start by taking steps outside?

What?

You want to act like a tool?

Go sleep in the shed.

No!

What?

Oh, nothing.

Storm's past.

Think he'll get a little moon.

Lady, hello.

You... where are you hiding?

Are you playing with me my only one?

Oh, there you are.

Lovely.

Is she not?

And so far away.

Yes, hidden out as of love my dear's.

Distance is our friend.

Closeness?

No, thank you.

Coro a million miles away.

That's a good distance for romance.

We never fight each winning a heartbreaking separation.

Each meeting a happy reunion.

When the day light ends and the moon ascends, I would rather be just the moon

And me, when I feel her pull, then my heart is falling And

the night is softly, sweetly calling, faster look and see.

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

It's a dream that's coming true, when the moon says I love you.

Though I'm told it's wrong, when I sing my song, she accepts, she attends,

she believes, She befriends, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

la, la, it's a dream that's coming true, when the moon says I love you.

How it can feel, when love is free.

Where are you going, my love?

You came back!

La, la, la, la, it's a dream that's coming true, when the moon says I love you.

When it's a dream that's coming true, when the moon says I love you.

Wednesday.

Don't even.

Where do you think you're going, young lady?

Away?

You love me?

Daddy, would you just please let... No, this is what comes from keeping secrets.

If the two of you wanted to get married, you should have...

There's not going to be any marriage.

No, why?

He bailed.

What?

He preached a promise, an outrage.

He got running away with a bad idea.

On the other hand, he does have a point.

I hate him.

Well, it's a beginning, something to build on.

He says he can't live without me, and then he lets me go.

I love him.

Why does he love me?

You just said you hated him.

Which is it?

Both.

Oh, now you've got him right and wrong, who's to say which we should refuse.

All we know, love, the vice, by the way we choose.

Here you are at the edge.

Go ahead and fall.

Don't do it.

You see, sir.

I see, sir.

Love, still can't go wrong.

And even can't go wrong.

You're adorable, little Attila.

You have to go and grow up.

And you're cool with that?

Yes.

And no.

I'm feeling happy.

I'm feeling sad.

A little Childish.

A little Dad.

I think of all the days you've known.

All the ways you've grown.

See you on your own.

And then I'm feeling happy.

And sad.

Again.

I think I'm rested.

But then I'm tired.

Today requested, tomorrow fired.

And now a boy says he adores.

She wants yours.

How can I ignore such news?

I'm sad and happy.

Why should I choose?

Life is full of contradictions.

Every inch to my life.

The moment we start weeping.

That's when we should see.

So many memories.

Wednesday eating her first worm.

Wednesday sealing up her baby brother in the wall.

Wednesday setting fire to the nail man.

And I think where did he hear skull?

And I'm sad.

But then I see this lovely young woman.

And I am happy.

He's sad, happy, sad.

Like the bull when the macadore puts the sword into him.

And he looks at the macadore and says, nice job.

I hate you.

In every heaven.

We'll find some hell.

And there's a welcome.

In each farewell.

Life can be harsh.

The future straight.

Oh, a dare predict.

And the boy you've picked.

Not bad.

So let's be happy.

Forever happy.

Unleatly happy.

Under tiny feet.

How long have you been standing in the shadows?

My whole life.

Nice.

You should be here right now.

Have you met my daughter?

This is Wednesday.

The best thing that will ever happen to you.

Don't screw it up.

Yes.

Look, I can't stand the idea of not being with you.

Five minutes ago you could.

No, but see, the lover always comes back.

Listen, I'm homeschooled.

What's your point?

I'd rather die than live without you.

Prove it.

What?

Prove it.

Where did you put this apple in your head and go stand against the tree?

Oh, wait, you're going to.

Uh-huh.

You're crazy.

And you're not crazy enough.

That's the problem.

One of us, I was hopeful.

God, we were one.

Life less than perfect.

Finally, be good.

But now I wonder.

Are we under?

When it's where I drew you in darkness, well, it's light.

I wouldn't cut you with my love and with my love.

What can I live with your tormentor and your wife?

When I am crazy enough, I'm crazy enough.

And nothing not to that has proved me well.

My crazy enough is new.

That's just the answer to you.

So get on board or simply move above.

I'm not impulsive.

I truly love you.

I'm not deranged.

I never ask that of you.

But in this moment, I know I've changed.

I want to find no difference.

Go to Mozambique.

I want to be impulsive.

I want to be unique.

Can you believe I mean it when you hear me sing?

I'm crazy.

I'm crazy.

You're the new.

And now I'm rude to you.

How?

I'm crazy.

You're the new.

I'll do what you can do.

From here on in, I give my solemn vow.

Careful from its clipper.

Your happy grave.

Just the apple, not the liver, or for dancing on my grave.

Place in the moment, steady.

Can't you shoot that thing already?

That's great, that beer is high high.

Come with me, beer is your uncle.

What's with the mom?

That's your pride in life.

That's my life must be real real.

Put in a flashlight.

I'm really sad to see you tomorrow.

I'm gonna wait.

Wait.

Okay.

You want crazy.

Here's crazy.

Okay, now it's getting interesting.

Aren't you afraid?

No.

You know why?

Because I'll guide the arrow.

I'll guide it with my love.

How does that work exactly?

We're connected.

See, we're destined to be together.

So nothing bad can ever happen.

Yeah, but what if I miss?

Then you'll be the last thing I ever see.

That is so hot.

Ready.

Gotcha.

Now will you marry me?

Oh, yes, Lewis.

A thousand times, yes.

Lucas.

Lucas.

Don'tcha.

Did you hear that?

The boy was willing to die for love.

Hard to believe he's your son.

He was so happy.

Remember that?

Being happy?

Yeah.

What happened?

You've turned into a rigid, unfeeling, selfish control freak.

Fester.

You're a wise person.

How can I fix this?

What do I do?

Don't worry.

It'll come to you.

I wasn't always like this.

I was happy to go lucky once.

I used to watch TV and play the guitar in sub-till noon.

But then you get a wife and a kid and a mortgage.

Keep going?

What do I say?

Just remember how you felt the first time you saw her.

Alice?

It's Mal.

I know.

No.

The old now.

The old now?

With the guitar and the t-shirt?

And the headband.

Oh my god, the headband.

You were pretty crazy back then.

You know that?

I know.

I guess I got stuck, Alice.

More than most men.

But mama, I swear I'll be crazy again.

Oh no, you're driving!

Are you baby?

Just for you.

I learned from Lucas.

I learned from you.

I wasn't happy.

I wasn't true.

But then the way you spoke at dinner touched my soul.

Completely crazy and completely in control.

So when you kicked me out, I said...

Let's rock and roll.

Oh, I'll be crazier than you.

It's much crazier than you.

It feels like you see a living large.

When I'm crazier than you.

Much crazier than you.

Oh, got the plan you'll be the man in charge.

This time you thought I needed what people think you'd submit.

Too afraid and too conceited to believe that you were it.

But the journey's now completed.

Oh, man!

I missed your pumpkin.

Captain mama!

I'm gonna treasure you in depth as well as mine.

I'm gonna pack you with my love head with my heart.

My heart's never been so spiritual.

Let's rock and roll.

It's just crazy and completely crazy.

It's much crazier than you.

I'll tell you what tends to meditate.

I'll let you have control.

I'm crazier than you.

It's a slightly loving, too.

From here on in your sing to my soul.

What's wrong, my little cockroach?

I can't sleep.

Why not?

There's no monster in the closet.

Well, I'm sure he's hiding in some place else.

Molly, I have a full disclosure.

Yes?

What if you tried to do something with someone, but

I ended up doing it to someone else on accident?

Are we talking about anything?

What do you want, we know?

Well, I was talking to Grandma before... So, listen to that ancient woman.

She might not even be a part of this family.

Is what is it really gonna marry that guy?

She might?

Oh, no.

Make me feel better, mommy.

Life is a tightrope, my child.

And at the other end is your coffin.

Better?

Now, close your eyes if the monster won't come out and eat you up.

Pugsley?

Pugsley?

Sleep well, my little vermin.

Your mommy's life is falling apart.

She needs to go away for a while.

And years from now, when your marriage fails and you're wondering who put us all

on this road to hell...

You can thank your father.

Look after my baby, won't you?

Keep him in harm's way.

One little secret, and she thrust me out.

But what could I do?

I was trapped!

But my darling, my only one, I make it up to you.

You want to see the world?

Done!

You want sewers?

I'll show you sewers, fit for a queen!

Where's that hotel guide?

Hotel married?

Through the toilet.

I'll condemn the six times by the board of health?

Not enough!

This is the final round, my friend!

Did I ever once believe this day would come?

Did I ever once expect the worst trip?

Worst?

Did I ever dream that I could feel this way?

I remember well the day she poisoned me.

No one else cared enough to try.

How did she uncover all the joys in me?

All the way she promised I would die.

Every year that peace inside desire her more.

Anyone who knows us would agree.

She's my every fever flow and kanker sword.

She's my only hepatitis B.

Today I'm dancing on my own.

Not today.

They go without a phone.

Not today.

Not today.

Not today.

Not today.

Not today.

Not today.

Not today.

Not today.

Not today.

Not day.

Not today.

Is that my call to Paris?

It's about time.

Hello?

Hello, no strato.

Listen, the future of my marriage is at stake.

Can you confirm this is the worst hotel in Paris?

Because I need to get your goal is guaranteed.

What would I pay if you could say you've served my panty?

There's your name from an abandoned and contemporary.

I must be clear, don't want to circulate misnomer.

There must be roaches in.

Not that that any cost.

It says right here in my guide I put from flowers

that even in July the pipes are thick and frost.

Gomez, Gomez for Tessa's leaving.

What?

She's at the gate with the police.

It's the end of the family.

Is this the moment where I burn a little grey?

Is this the moment where my marriage fails to decay?

Is this the moment where I burn a little grey?

Is this the moment where my marriage fails to decay?

What was that?

Oh, really?

She didn't.

Okay, hush.

So it's true.

I can't live with a man who keeps secrets.

There's another secret I haven't told you.

What?

That you are the most desirable, the most

exquisite, the most magnificent of all women.

Well, that's no secret.

No, but even you had a secret once.

Never.

And if you're wrong.

I never am.

But if you are.

What?

Well, you give me.

Name it.

A dance.

Go on.

Many years ago, when you loved me and wanted to

marry me, we came through your father and told him.

And he said wonderful, let's go tell your mother.

And what did you say?

How could I possibly remember when I said no.

She'll ask a lot of embarrassing questions and wreck the whole thing.

That was different.

My mother was condescending, judgmental and withholding.

And loved nothing more than stirring up trouble.

Oh God, I turned into my mother.

And Wednesday is you.

Isn't it wonderful?

You did that like a lawyer.

No?

Just stay husband and the father.

Not so easy.

In fact, very difficult.

Let's live before we die.

Let's laugh before we cry.

Let's hold each other tight.

And dance.

If I have caused you pain, it's easy to explain.

Come film me with the light.

And dance.

My love.

My wife.

For ever you will be.

But Wednesday's life.

That's two is part of me.

To women, I adore.

And swore to suffer for.

Let's end this tug of war.

And dance.

Mother told me to be aware of clever men with silver tongues.

But I lack in depth.

I make up foreign shallowness.

You really think you can sway me with a joke.

I'd say last thing I'd try before the chloroform.

Tomorrow I may be in grainy, gay, perry.

Please stay right where you are.

And dance.

Are not castin' next.

That cliques with no regret.

You're more than fat by far.

So dance.

The place where it can never be what lasts.

We'll begin to do what dancing does.

My darling, I was bad.

But husband and bad, instead of being sad.

Alone, we're lost.

We're drifting out to sea inside.

My side, gloomy as can be.

As gloomy as can be.

More than so.

I was wrong.

I knew it all along.

Forgive me with a song.

And dance.

Me and all.

Creature of constant surprises.

You have legs.

Ladies.

You've changed our lives.

How can we ever thank you?

Tell your friends where the mouth is so important.

Young lady, step forward and speak the words every mother longs to hear.

I'm sorry.

You really want to marry this boy?

I do.

Why?

He's willing to die for me.

Mother, I have to ask you something.

Yes.

Go ahead.

Just ask her.

Can we have your blessing?

Of course.

May you have many children.

May they give you as much grief as you've given us.

I have a full disclosure.

I'm taking my beautiful wife to Paris.

Oh, come as the sewers.

Special package.

One day.

Seven nights.

Oh, French.

Okay, fun seekers.

My acromonia was missing so I sniffed around.

Tell them what happened to you.

You're all so smart.

Why don't you figure it out?

All right.

Let's see.

You were afraid.

You lose your sister.

So you stole my acromonia to make Wednesday.

Lucas fall out of love with each other.

But they never got to drink it because... I passed it to my mother.

And I drank it and became who I really am.

Which made me fall in love with my family all over again.

And I reached deep into my reservoir of womanly

compassion and bathed your father in forgiveness.

Oh, welcome to our family.

We aren't losing a daughter.

We're gaining three bine keys.

Young man.

For purely selfish motives, you turned a simple dinner party into a night from hell.

We couldn't be more proud.

Pawnsley!

You are an artist.

You rearranged life itself in an on-key mountain.

You're the best brother in the world.

So you're still going to torture me?

Of course.

Until you get a girl of your own.

My son, you reached deep into the darkness of your despair.

And suddenly the world makes sense.

You are through atoms.

Don't ask

us, do you know it does cause?

Who's your inhibitions?

Who love what wants what's blind?

And smile.

You do what I don't know.

And the dawn of my despair.

What is the way I am?

Because, can we learn what's best?

Can you raise your night's hands?

And you'll know what's real.

You'll know what's the darkness.

And me.

Faster, faster.

What are you doing?

I'm embracing the unknown.

I'm moving toward my darkness.

All of our faster.

Will you find your bliss?

Excuse me, faster, but where are you going?

To the moon, Alice.

Something new.

Praise in this red light.

Someone born.

Someone true.

Someone new in charge.

You and I face the sky and the light we see.

Fades away in the brain.

We bring you and...

What will you do, do the honors?

I'm coming, I love, stay full.

Fly, my lunatic brother.

Fly on wings of love.

The winds shred.

Oh, dear, as I go, yes.

Can we rise above?

Yes.

To what the darkness.

To what the darkness.

Love, triumph, set light.

How bad.

Are you unhappy, my darling?

Yes.

Yes.

Completely.

Move to all the darkness.

And...

Love.

Love, love, love, love.