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Hey, babe.

Did you see that? Somebody just moved in next door.

No, I didn't notice.

Maybe we should go over there and say hi.

Do people do that anymore?

Not here in L .A.

I mean, why not? I think it'd be great to go introduce ourselves.

You know, that way we can meet our neighbors and look out for one another.

Fine. What the hell?

You can go meet him.

I'm gonna bake some cookies.

Bake some cookies?

You?

I mean, we can't just go over there empty -handed.

Whatever.

Wesley and Aubrey, was it?

Yeah, we're your neighbors. We just wanted to come over and introduce

Hey, everyone.

Hey, babe. Hi, baby.

Our neighbors brought us over cookies.

Oh, how sweet of them. Sorry I'm not as decent.

It's no problem, man. We just wanted to welcome you guys to the neighborhood.

Yeah, no problem at all.

Well, you should put something on. I should.

Where are my manners? I'm sorry. I'm going to go get dressed, and then we can

get to know each other in the living room.

How about that?

Sounds good. Sure.

Hey.

So I really enjoyed getting to spend some time with our neighbors for a

bit. Yeah, I really enjoyed it too.

Yeah, they seem really sweet.

We should do like a dinner party or something.

A dinner party.

Since when are you the type to have dinner with your neighbors?

I guess you inspired me.

I inspired you?

I think the neighbor's hot wife inspired you.

No, no, baby.

I'm a happily married man. I was just trying to do the neighborly thing like

asked. Forget I said anything.

I'm sorry, baby.

I was only kidding.

make it up to you.

Ooh.

My God, yeah.

Amen. Amen.

Yeah, yeah.

um um

Bye.

Oh.

No.

No.

It's so hot.

Yeah, you think I have some?

Yeah.

Oh my

god.

Oh, fuck.

uh oh

Thank you.

Oh, baby

Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck baby!

Oh my god!

Holy shit, right there. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, fuck, baby.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck. Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, my God, baby. Oh,

fuck me. Oh, God.

Oh, my God, right there.

Uh -huh.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.

Oh, baby.

Yeah? Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Fuck!

Yes, it was. Oh!

Oh, mate, fuck!

Fuck! Oh, fuck!

Fuck,

David.

That feels so fucking good.

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

Oh fuck baby.

God damn.

Fuck you, fuck you baby.

Oh fuck.

It feels so fucking good.

It feels so good.

Fuck.

Fuck,

fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my God.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Fuck. Yeah, you have a feeling so fucking good.

Yeah. Uh -huh.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Baby. Oh, fuck, baby.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

You're fucking so fucking good. Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Oh, fuck. I'm going to cum. Yeah. Yeah.

No, no, no.

Come to me. Yeah.

Oh, fuck. It's so hot.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck me.

They seem really cool.

Who? The neighbors?

Yeah.

Yeah.

They brought us cookies.

Who even does that anymore?

It made me feel so welcomed.

I guess that means we chose the right neighborhood then, babe.

By the way, you were looking extra sexy tonight.

I was hoping you'd notice.

We haven't been exactly having sex lately.

Oh. I've just been so tired and the move.

But now that that's done, it's about time that you and I start getting

reacquainted.

Good luck to you.

So beautiful.

beautiful ass.

Fuck it.

Hmm.

My hands are so good, man.

Thank you.

I love you.

I've missed doing this.

Oh my God.

It's just like that pain, it's just so good.

Fuck yeah.

Thank you.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

I'm going to call the ambulance.

Oh, yeah.

uh oh

I know

you

have to get comfortable.

Hey. Hi.

Um, I was just curious if you found an earring.

I went home last night and I realized I was missing it.

I haven't noticed one, but come on in. We'll take a look.

Okay.

Thank you. Sorry for bothering you.

No, not at all. It's always a pleasure.

Yeah, I was sitting right here. Right here?

Yeah. Wow.

I don't see anything.

Are you sure it didn't come off in the cookie batter?

I didn't think about that possibility.

Those were really, really good cookies, by the way.

Thank you. They were made with love.

Well, I was licking my fingers clean after I ate them all.

Yeah, I wish I could have seen that. Did your wife enjoy them?

I'm sure she would have, but I ate them all myself.

I know I'm a pig, but I couldn't control myself.

I know the feeling.

Do you?

Yeah, I have a little bit of an impulse control problem.

Really?

That sounds like it could be dangerous.

Amen.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Oh.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yeah.

I love you.

Yes.

Oh yeah, just like that.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah, don't stop. Just like that.

Just like that.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Hmm.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. You like that?

Mm -hmm. Yeah?

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah.

deep inside you. Yeah.

Amen.

Now it's my turn.

Yes, it is.

Hey, baby, I'm home.

I'm in the shower, babe. I'll be right out.

You just took a shower this morning.

So, how was your workout?

It was good.

How was your day?

Not bad.

Just got a little bit of work done. Not much else.

Any more cookies from the neighbors?

Actually, Aubrey did stop by a little bit earlier.

She thinks she may have left her earrings here last night when they were

so we went looking for them but couldn't find anything.

That's about it.

I mean, I guess she has a habit of forgetting things.

What do you mean?

Nothing, I'm just kidding.

I'm going to go finish drying off.

Okay. Be right back.

Hey, let's have Chinese for dinner tonight.

and starving.

Sure.

Hey babe.

Hey.

So, I've got meetings until really late tonight.

Okay, then I guess I'll find a way to move myself.

Just don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Don't worry.

I won't.

Hi, Lance?

Hey, it's Chloe.

I was just wondering if you could come by later and help me with something

really important.

Where's Dylan?

He's at work.

Oh.

Well, it came over as quick as I could. You look incredible, by the way.

What, are you guys going out?

Lance, it's a little awkward for me.

For us.

Dylan thought it'd be best if I did this alone.

Did what alone?

Well, you see, it's kind of embarrassing, but Dylan and I have been

problems. Oh.

Sexual problems. Oh.

Um, you know, I don't think people want you confiding in me about that.

I mean, he's my best friend and all, but it's kind of weird coming from you.

Well, he's the one that actually stressed I gave you a call.

He did?

Yeah.

Like you said, you're his best friend, and, well, he knows I have needs.

Oh. Um, I'm a little lost.

I, uh, I really know...

going on here?

You're always so innocent sometimes, Lance.

That's one of the things that I found so attractive about you.

You do?

Yeah. Dylan knows everything for you.

It kind of turns him on, actually.

He does? No way. Okay, that doesn't sound like the Dylan I know at all.

Well,

you know, guys aren't always exactly honest around each other all the time.

That's why he wanted me to talk to you myself.

He even told me you had a thing for me as well.

Oh, I mean, of course, you're so hot.

Who wouldn't? But you're my best friend's wife, which is exactly why you

for me what he can't.

Look,

I don't know. I didn't expect this to happen. I don't really know what to do

here.

Well, makes you feel any better.

He slept with a neighbor earlier.

He did it because he wanted to jumpstart something sexually.

It didn't work.

Really?

I... Look, I feel like I'm dreaming or something. I mean, this stuff does not

happen.

I'm so frustrated.

Please help me.

Please.

Amen.

Fuck.

My head pack is so nice.

Thank you.

Ah, it feels so bad.

Can I get my dick nice and high?

That can get me so angry.

Fuck.

Fuck!

oh oh oh

Oh. Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Um...

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck!

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

It's so good, it is so good.

Oh, my God.

Do you want it? Yeah.

Oh, guys, keep giving me a hug. This is so fucking good. Keep giving me a hug.

I'm gonna come.

Oh, fuck. Oh, come here.

This is so fucking good.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Look at how big that was.

Hey, babe, are you home?

Hey, man.

Oh, hey, baby.

Great news.

Your best friend's amazing.

He gave me, like, three orgasms.

Yeah, thanks for asking me to help you guys out with your problems and stuff.

I mean, I have to tell you, your wife is incredible.

What? I told him about the problems we've been having sexually.

And how you even, you know, fucked our neighbor, too.

See if you can light the all spark again.

Hey, I'm going to go.

See

you later,

brother.

Thanks.

Bye.