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Hey fuckers, glad you made it on the
inside.
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I'm Paul Taylor, and welcome to my
reality show.
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Only there's a difference.
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In this reality show, I search the
streets of the UK for the filthiest
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-time girl.
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I will say anything to get my cocks up.
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I'm actually a good liar, and I tell
them I'm a porn producer, and that I
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make them famous. I even convince real
porn stars that I'm a big shot.
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I'm just your everyday nerd.
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who doesn't give a fuck.
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All I have at my disposal is my home
video camera and my sexy camera lady,
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Scarlet Grey, who's also a bit of a perv
herself, actually.
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We are the perfect team in conning the
panties off these girls. So what's the
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luckiest nerd on the planet? Con his way
into lots of pussy.
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All I care about is my own sexual
gratification with no thought for
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As long as I blow my load, I'm happy.
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bookkeeping trout
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cum slut Stella.
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That's all you need to fucking say,
innit?
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Fucking hell. She's got loads of free
videos. Sexy slut sucks another cough.
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Sexy slut gets fucked from behind.
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Sexy slut sucks an Italian cock.
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She's fucking loads of commercials.
She's fucking eating it out of a condom
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everything. That's fucking mint.
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Oh wait, daddy's gonna get a new slut
coming round, lad.
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Ah, dad's bringing a new fucking friend
round.
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You like dad's friend, don't you?
Because you get a stroke.
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I get a stroke and all.
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Somebody put my cup in.
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Right, let's have a look.
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Are you gonna leave a comment?
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I would really like to be a porn star.
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She's got top fucking ratings as well.
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Oh, I fucking don't know what I'm going
to leave a comment on.
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Have a look.
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Alright,
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babe.
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You said on your...
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I really want to fucking say this
fucking stuff in my cock.
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How do I put that professionally?
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We are a professional...
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There we go. The fucking seed has been
fucking planted.
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Now I just have to wait to fucking plant
mine.
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It's fucking gorgeous there. I'm going
to order some more.
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I can hear her.
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Let's see if that fucking teller's
answer's back. I hope she has.
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Fucking hasn't answered back. It's been
two days.
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Oh, twat.
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Oh, bastard.
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I've been waiting out.
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Answer us back, man, if you want to be a
porn star.
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Oh, fuck.
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He's getting back to his funk. Fuck for
that.
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Hi, Paul.
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You guys sound really professional.
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I've wanted to do...
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Porn for such a long time. I'm so
pleased somebody as professional as you
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been in contact. Thank you for looking
at my page.
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Did it turn you on? Want to read
something?
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Yes, it fucking did.
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In fact, I am watching.
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I can't wait to bend this condo out.
It's fucking gorgeous.
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Hello?
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Speaking.
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Stella? Alright?
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God, you're hard to get hold of, like,
aren't you?
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You've had loads of offers.
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That's not fucking surprising, is it?
You're fucking gorgeous, man.
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Who's contacted you?
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If you don't mind asking.
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Never heard of them.
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No, never heard of them either. You want
to be careful because there's loads of
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con people kicking about and they'll
have seen your profile on the internet
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then they'll, you know, everybody will
want to go quite rightly so, like,
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because, like I say, you're fucking
gorgeous, aren't you?
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Yeah, no, we're a professional, like,
porn company, yeah.
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We shoot casting videos and we send them
over to America and there's loads of
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girls, like, became famous thanks to us.
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So we just need you to come in for,
like, a little test video. I mean, it'll
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still be professional.
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compared to like, the stuff you've done
on your tube thing.
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Not that there's anything wrong with it,
man, it's fucking horny just because
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it's got you in, but I mean, it'll be a
better shot. I've got a camera lady in
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that.
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So yeah.
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Oh yeah, definitely, yeah.
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That's all I've been thinking about
since I saw your profile, I was like, I
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need to fuck her.
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Yeah. Oh yeah, big star.
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God, you seem like you're really into
it, then.
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Did you see the website link I sent you?
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Yeah.
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Promise you what?
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Cover you in coat?
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I think that can be arranged, Si.
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Oh, fucking you better believe it.
You'll be fucking drowned.
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Oh, it was so nice not to be able to
fucking put about with, like, shy girls.
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mean, you're new, but you just want to
fucking go for it, don't you?
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Hang on, I might have my calendar locked
out.
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Come here.
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Right,
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this week I've got three days free.
Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.
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Tuesday?
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Right, put that in there.
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Stella Cumslut I'm writing it under.
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Twelve o 'clock, alright.
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Spot on.
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Tuesday, so you don't want to wait for
Wednesday or Thursday, you are.
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Friday over now.
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I'll see you, see you, well, it'll be
four days time, won't it?
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I'll make sure I save a big load up for
you then, eh?
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Right over.
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See you later.
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Bye.
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Good boy.
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She fucking wants to do it.
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I can't wait to fucking tell Scarlet.
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Oh, no, she's not in, is she?
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Oh, I can't fucking wait now. And
there's no fucking con either. She just
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me fucking salami fucking stuffed up
her. That's gonna be fucking mint, that.
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Happy fucking days.
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I'm gonna go for a shit anyway.
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Fucking celebrate.
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I thought I heard the door. Hiya.
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You alright?
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Just been through my brother, so I
thought I'd pop round and see if you and
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Scarlett, is she in?
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No, Scarlett's come in. I think she's
with her folks, I think.
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Oh, what?
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I thought I'd just speak to her, speak
to her, like, you know, you can't tell
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us, not tell us where she's at, so then
she complains when I lock her out.
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Do you know what I mean? I guess I
should have called her.
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Well, it doesn't matter. You can wait
here if you want, like.
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Do you know what I mean?
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How long is she going to be?
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I don't know, but I've got a girl coming
round.
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Really? Yeah.
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Yeah. Seriously.
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Like, a new girl. Cocker.
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I think so, yeah.
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So, like, you know what I mean? I'm
trying to keep myself for her because,
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obviously she's new and everything, you
know what I mean? She doesn't know she's
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doing porn yet, though.
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Don't you fancy a girl -boy -girl thing?
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Well, yeah, of course I do. But the
thing is, right, she doesn't even know
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doing porn yet. So the problem is, I
don't want to fucking scare her off and
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say, oh, by the way, she's sucking me
cock and you're sucking it as well.
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It's like, it might scare her off, do
you know what I mean?
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I said that to Tanya because she always
wants to get involved with, like, boy
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-boy girls and stuff, and fucking girl
-girl -boy, and fucking lesbians, and
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fucking all kinds of filth.
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And obviously Stella's a new girl, and I
know she's quite open -minded.
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But it's always an idea for the future,
isn't it? Get Tanya back with her. But I
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just wanted, you know, Stella had been
fucking spooning after her on the
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tube sites for fucking ages.
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So I just thought, no, no, just make an
excuse up. And then she went and fucked
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up. Can you use the camera?
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No. I'll say I can't really use you.
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Well, I'll tell you what, right?
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You wait in the crowd anyway. Sit there.
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And I'm going to go and get ready. If
she turns up, right, I'll work my magic
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and I'll just give you a shout if she
goes for it and you can just come up.
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right, thank you.
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Because obviously I don't know how she's
going to take it, do you know what I
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mean? Yeah. So I'm just going to get
things ready because I know she should
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here just now, actually.
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There we go.
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I'll just be a minute, right? All right.
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Yeah, I'll be doing that with my tongue.
I'll be faster than you though.
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Fucking whale. Special.
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Thanks, Dave. Fucking hell, it's a meth
and all.
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Scarlett, alright?
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Hiya, I'm back.
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I'm just going upstairs.
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Aye, you've come back just in the nick
of time. I tell you what, mind you had a
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visitor. Tanya came over.
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Tanya?
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Really?
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Yeah, I told her that she could wait
with you and then she just pissed off. I
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came back downstairs and she's not here.
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So she must have got to take her weight
and she didn't say she was going or
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anything. Not like her, you're right.
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I'm going to go upstairs and I'm going
to get ready and get dressed. I know,
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didn't I?
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Fucking Tammy's not very nice, pissing
off.
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Sucked Daddy's cock loads of times,
hasn't she? And now she's fucking pissed
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she didn't say she was going.
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No, she didn't.
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No.
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Scarlett?
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Yeah?
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Come here a minute, will you?
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What? Did you cut my hair for us?
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What? I've got a model coming on and I
look like a fucking mess with my fucking
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devil porn down and down again, man.
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Can't you go to the hairdresser and get
it cut?
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Yeah, but I can't just bring it up and
get it in the pipe like that. It's just
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going to be... You can walk in usually.
It's only about £7. Stop being a
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cheapskate.
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What if I make a mess of it?
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Almost,
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calm down. I don't want to make a mess
of it as I say.
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Yeah, I think I'm finished.
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You're going to have to go and see
whether or not you like it.
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You think it looks okay?
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Aye, well considering it was down there,
I've told you before, I don't know why
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my hair grows like that but like you
can't even see where I'm muffed out or
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licking the twat out or anything, that's
fine that way.
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I'm not doing it every time for you. No,
no, I've just been caught out because
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this girl, you know her on the internet,
on RedTube, she wants to do porn.
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She wants to do it with a professional
company.
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So, you're truly going to touch her.
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You've got to be kidding me. I didn't
think she would answer because I
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her. In fact, well, sorry, I wrote a
comment under her video and said, do you
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fancy coming in to do some professional
porn if you want to be a porn star?
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And she said, who are you and
everything, so I showed her loads of
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that.
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Because, you know, I put all this fake
shit out there.
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And I showed her the website, because, I
mean, even though the website's a con,
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at least it's a website, isn't it? So
she can see I do it properly.
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Yeah. And then she rang up this morning
and said she was coming. I was like, oh,
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shit, and my fucking hair's a mess.
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And she's that fucking cute. I want to
go fucking muff diving.
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So I needed a fucking muff diving
haircut.
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Does that look all right to her?
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Yeah, it looks fine.
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Spot on.
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Right, then I'm going to go and get the
studio ready.
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Paul has been so excited since he's
found you on the internet. I think it
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RedTube, wasn't it?
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Yeah, yeah, it was. He's been going
fanatical over it. It's almost like I
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it's his Bible every day to have a look
at it.
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Yeah, he's really bad at it.
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Good, good.
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I watch all my videos then, over and
over.
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I know, I know. I think he should be
really wanked out, shouldn't he?
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Yeah.
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Anyway, I don't think he knows you're
here yet.
239
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It is, yes.
240
00:18:08,030 --> 00:18:11,230
And I think he's going to almost have a
heart attack when he sees you come in.
241
00:18:11,430 --> 00:18:14,910
But I think we should get you ready
before he actually comes in.
242
00:18:15,550 --> 00:18:18,610
Would you be able to go and get
something sexy on?
243
00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:21,330
Yeah, but actually go with something
sexier than me.
244
00:18:21,550 --> 00:18:22,550
Really? Yeah.
245
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Can you show us?
246
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Yeah, sure.
247
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Cool.
248
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I'm sure he's going to like it.
249
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Oh, I'm sure he will. It's just you, so
he's going to enjoy it no matter what.
250
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make the boys wink definitely I
251
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think it's up there for when it comes in
yeah
252
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Yeah.
253
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I think he's going to be sore that he
gets to miss you bending over like that
254
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with it as well. He usually does that.
255
00:19:29,530 --> 00:19:36,150
There you go.
256
00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:37,810
Oh, definitely.
257
00:19:38,130 --> 00:19:41,770
He's definitely going to have a heart
attack as soon as he walks into your
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Really nice.
259
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:51,570
Oh well, I tell you what, I was waiting
for this fucking day coming round round.
260
00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:55,810
I mean, ever since I saw her, I was
like, she is fucking... I'll tell you
261
00:19:55,810 --> 00:19:56,329
it was.
262
00:19:56,330 --> 00:19:59,570
I think it's because she was a slut who
loved cum.
263
00:20:00,050 --> 00:20:03,810
And she wasn't a porn star, which just
makes it... And there was no con to do.
264
00:20:04,090 --> 00:20:05,730
Notice how I had a day off from conning
people?
265
00:20:06,050 --> 00:20:07,050
Well, actually, no.
266
00:20:07,190 --> 00:20:10,230
Because I still lied about having
American contacts and that, which I
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have. But apart from that, it was a real
porn shoot.
268
00:20:12,930 --> 00:20:14,330
Do you like how it's going to go already
for you?
269
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:15,700
Uh -huh.
270
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:19,340
Yeah, I mean, Andy, when I was in the
shower, she said she would be here at
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past. Mm -hmm.
272
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And... She turned up a little bit early.
Yeah, because I would have been well
273
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ready for her turning up. Yeah.
274
00:20:26,420 --> 00:20:29,100
I was actually fucking well ready for
her turning up, because I had a fucking
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boner on your cunt.
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I was soaping it up, as you do, right,
like washing your knob properly and
277
00:20:33,620 --> 00:20:37,860
right? And all of a sudden, I just went
doink like that.
278
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:41,920
So I just popped my head in to see how
you were getting on. Yeah, you just
279
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wanted flashes, didn't you?
280
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:46,980
I like flushing my cup with you. It
makes you feel a little uncomfortable
281
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:47,859
it's good.
282
00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:50,820
It just gives me just a little, like,
little surge of hoo -hoo.
283
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I don't know what it is. I like making
people feel uncomfortable in my cup.
284
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,240
Do you want us to show you it now?
285
00:20:56,780 --> 00:20:58,140
Do you want us to cut it off now?
286
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,640
Yeah, Paul told me that.
287
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:05,320
He's been basically stalking my red poop
profile, watching all my videos.
288
00:21:06,450 --> 00:21:11,890
so eventually he decided to contact me,
sent me a message but I get tons of
289
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messages so it took me a while to get
back to him and apparently it was
290
00:21:16,630 --> 00:21:23,410
like his inbox every day but yeah
finally I did reply to him and
291
00:21:23,410 --> 00:21:29,270
yeah I'm really grateful because I
really had loads of fun doing this piece
292
00:21:29,270 --> 00:21:35,140
it was my first scene ever doing porn in
front of a camera so I really, really
293
00:21:35,140 --> 00:21:36,140
enjoyed it.
294
00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:41,000
Yeah, it's mostly like what I expected
it to be.
295
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:45,680
Yeah, I really did enjoy it. And I think
he also enjoyed it.
296
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:46,880
So, yeah.
297
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:51,700
Anyway, back to the job and handle. It
was fucking, she was fucking drop -dead
298
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gorgeous.
299
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:56,360
Sucked a mean cock, fucking hell deep
floating in that. Yes, please.
300
00:21:57,020 --> 00:22:01,120
And then on top of that, she fucking was
a good fucking whore.
301
00:22:01,460 --> 00:22:02,980
She loved being bent over and all.
302
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,860
Tight fucking pussy, though.
303
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:10,360
I could quite easily shoot her for every
fucking episode and then pervert and a
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00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:13,940
bobber and he couldn't tell us, like,
fucking that good, like, honestly, I'm
305
00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:15,860
telling you. I think you'd get a bit
bored, wouldn't you? No.
306
00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:19,080
People watching this would get bored, I
wouldn't.
307
00:22:19,340 --> 00:22:22,640
But since whenever I've been bothered
about fucking what people think, I just
308
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:23,640
what I want anyway.
309
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:24,720
Very true.
310
00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:26,020
Exactly.
311
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,060
That's all that in the series. Great
day.
312
00:22:28,660 --> 00:22:29,660
Fucking booyah.
313
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Another slut in the fucking book there.
314
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,620
Fucking another notch on the bedpost.
315
00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:36,700
Fucking hell, right.
316
00:22:39,340 --> 00:22:43,060
What the hell's that? I'm nearly a bit
older than you are. Hi. Hello.
317
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,100
Hi. I'm just getting out of the shower.
318
00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:46,300
I'm ready already.
319
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,720
I've just been like, I'll go and burn
it.
320
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:53,040
Well, we're already in here, haven't you
noticed?
321
00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:54,360
Oh, I'm coming in here.
322
00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:56,220
Fucking hell, look at that.
323
00:22:56,540 --> 00:22:57,459
Hello there.
324
00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:58,279
All right?
325
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:01,720
Yeah. Oh my God.
326
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,160
She's even nicer than I imagined,
Scarlett.
327
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,000
Bloody hell. So was it a nice surprise?
328
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:08,339
Oh, was I?
329
00:23:08,340 --> 00:23:10,900
I'm pleased you answered us back, though
I was doubting it at one point.
330
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:14,220
I was thinking, oh my God, she's not
going to answer us back, because you
331
00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:18,380
know if people are for real. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's been a long time. But I'm a
332
00:23:18,380 --> 00:23:21,500
proper porn producer, though, so we can
send this over to America and that,
333
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:25,120
can't we? Yep. Yeah. We can make it
proper famous and that, you know what I
334
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,660
mean? Yeah, I hope it's worth it.
335
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,080
Oh, bloody hell.
336
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,440
Don't mind if we get straight into it.
It's okay.
337
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:35,539
Oh yeah.
338
00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:40,240
Do you like my nipple?
339
00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:41,660
Oh, I do, aye.
340
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,020
Look at that.
341
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:50,040
I'll tell you what, stand up a minute
and I'm going to beat you up.
342
00:23:51,420 --> 00:23:52,420
Look at that, man.
343
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:54,240
Look,
344
00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:56,180
it's inches away.
345
00:23:57,870 --> 00:24:01,690
Can't believe it, can you? No, I can't.
I honestly can't. Is it like a dream?
346
00:24:02,090 --> 00:24:03,090
I did, yeah.
347
00:24:03,590 --> 00:24:05,530
There's something about new girls, isn't
there?
348
00:24:05,730 --> 00:24:08,250
It's just like, it's just horny. Oh, my
God.
349
00:24:09,470 --> 00:24:11,010
I'll tell you what, right here, that
flower.
350
00:24:11,410 --> 00:24:13,650
Yeah? Might as well pull for me naked,
you know what I mean?
351
00:24:14,570 --> 00:24:15,590
Oh, my God.
352
00:24:16,850 --> 00:24:18,830
Amazing. You're like this pit.
353
00:24:19,170 --> 00:24:20,149
Oh, do I?
354
00:24:20,150 --> 00:24:21,150
Yeah.
355
00:24:26,890 --> 00:24:27,849
It tastes good.
356
00:24:27,850 --> 00:24:29,470
Mmm, very nice.
357
00:24:32,790 --> 00:24:33,790
Mmm,
358
00:24:35,410 --> 00:24:38,370
we don't usually get into it this quick
do we? No. But I'm just like so bloody
359
00:24:38,370 --> 00:24:39,690
keen as you can tell.
360
00:24:40,830 --> 00:24:43,310
Go on, you can touch it. Yeah?
361
00:24:43,810 --> 00:24:45,170
Do I have your permission?
362
00:24:45,530 --> 00:24:46,530
Yeah, you do.
363
00:24:46,670 --> 00:24:47,830
Oh my god, look at that.
364
00:24:49,110 --> 00:24:50,110
Amazing that.
365
00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:52,370
Kiss my face if you want.
366
00:25:08,429 --> 00:25:12,150
You want them off then?
367
00:25:12,450 --> 00:25:14,330
Yeah. There you go.
368
00:25:14,610 --> 00:25:15,730
There's no waste timer.
369
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,480
Why don't you lie back in the lane?
370
00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:34,820
Like that on the sofa?
371
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,520
Yeah. Look at that.
372
00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:41,520
Did I get type 50?
373
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000
Fucking hell.
374
00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:46,440
Yeah, it feels good.
375
00:25:46,740 --> 00:25:47,740
Look at that.
376
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,080
That's amazing. Oh, look at that. She's
wet already.
377
00:25:56,540 --> 00:25:57,540
Oh, yeah.
378
00:25:58,420 --> 00:26:01,500
Look at that cream all over my fingers.
379
00:26:03,060 --> 00:26:04,440
I'm so horny. Look at that.
380
00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:09,780
I can't wait to be famous.
381
00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:12,520
Oh, I'm going to make a famous Santa
Scarlet.
382
00:26:12,980 --> 00:26:13,980
Oh, yes.
383
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,080
Bloody hell.
384
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:16,620
Look at that.
385
00:26:17,060 --> 00:26:19,560
Wow. Look how fucking wet you are. Oh,
wow.
386
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:47,240
You can move that arm
387
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,000
if you want anything on the camera.
388
00:26:49,260 --> 00:26:50,260
Yes boss.
389
00:27:06,410 --> 00:27:08,390
Forgetting about the camera because I'm
not into it. Yeah.
390
00:27:09,270 --> 00:27:10,270
Oh,
391
00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:12,470
do you like that?
392
00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:13,750
Oh, I fucking do.
393
00:27:14,030 --> 00:27:15,970
Oh, yeah.
394
00:27:17,370 --> 00:27:22,350
Oh, you were dreaming about that.
395
00:27:22,630 --> 00:27:25,850
Fucking hell, I've been wanting all of
those videos for so many days. Oh, yeah.
396
00:27:25,910 --> 00:27:26,910
Oh, yeah.
397
00:27:28,150 --> 00:27:29,770
How many times have you watched them?
398
00:27:30,070 --> 00:27:31,990
Oh, 50 times or so. Oh, yeah.
399
00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:01,320
You're lucky aren't you?
400
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,300
I fucking am. The best job in the world
innit?
401
00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:08,140
I didn't know you were right, I think
you've set a new standard now.
402
00:29:09,700 --> 00:29:13,160
I might just have to shoot you forever
instead of anybody else.
403
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:30,960
Yes, he did.
404
00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:17,600
and I'm watching the video.
405
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:37,300
And that's what you expected?
406
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,360
Fucking no it isn't. It's better than
what I expected.
407
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,240
I expected it to be good but not that
good.
408
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:54,540
I don't know. Don't worry about that.
I'm just going to wee through this.
409
00:31:55,060 --> 00:31:56,640
But you need a little cog.
410
00:31:57,100 --> 00:31:58,100
Oh, I know.
411
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,520
Especially sucking cat. There.
412
00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:38,200
I'm going to call him.
413
00:34:09,250 --> 00:34:10,690
It's been a good job.
414
00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:29,199
yourself online now.
415
00:35:17,060 --> 00:35:19,600
That's the reverse cowgirl eh? Yeah.
416
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:27,360
God she knows all the positions mate.
417
00:35:28,020 --> 00:35:29,700
She can aim them and she does them.
418
00:39:17,190 --> 00:39:18,390
Fucking tight and all that.
419
00:41:50,670 --> 00:41:52,150
I've got a close up of that scar on my
face.
420
00:41:54,330 --> 00:41:57,870
That's amazing.
421
00:42:01,090 --> 00:42:04,190
Yeah, I really enjoyed that.
422
00:42:05,130 --> 00:42:07,570
Let me get another shot of you and
that's the way of biting the camera.
423
00:42:09,030 --> 00:42:10,110
She's going to be famous.
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