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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,644 --> 00:00:12,844 ( footsteps ) 2 00:00:15,782 --> 00:00:17,715 ( car door slams ) 3 00:00:18,985 --> 00:00:22,887 ( engine sputtering ) 4 00:00:26,226 --> 00:00:28,660 ( engine revving ) 5 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,003 ( tires screeching ) 6 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,455 - ( crowd chanting ) Chug! Chug! Chug! - ( country music playing ) 7 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,730 ( chanting continues ) Chug! Chug! Chug! 8 00:01:50,543 --> 00:01:53,211 Ain't that a man, huh?! 9 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,746 Whoo! ( belches ) 10 00:01:55,815 --> 00:01:59,050 ๏ฟฝ She let her hair hang down ๏ฟฝ 11 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:02,454 ๏ฟฝ She's been out on the town ๏ฟฝ 12 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:05,089 ๏ฟฝ I think she's fooling around... ๏ฟฝ 13 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:07,625 So, how old are you anyway, Billy? 14 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:09,627 Oh, it's Robby, actually. 15 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:12,230 Robby Katzen, but you can call me Billy if you want. 16 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,899 - And I'm 20. - 20? 17 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,768 ( forced laugh ) So what do you do? 18 00:02:16,836 --> 00:02:19,337 - You work, you go to school or what? - I go to school. 19 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:21,306 - High school? - College. 20 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:23,641 - Bullshit. - No, it's not bullshit at all. 21 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:27,178 As a matter of fact, I currently attend the University of Minnesota. 22 00:02:27,246 --> 00:02:29,480 Look, you don't have to bullshit me, you know? 23 00:02:29,549 --> 00:02:31,950 I see guys like you in here all the time: 24 00:02:32,018 --> 00:02:36,488 Minnesota, high school, fake IDs. 25 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:39,357 You ain't 18 and you don't have to lie to me. 26 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:41,693 You're probably gonna get some anyway. 27 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:43,795 I am? 28 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:51,535 Hey, come on! Off the car! 29 00:02:51,604 --> 00:02:53,504 - ( chuckles ) - Jesus! 30 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:55,506 Sorry... 31 00:02:57,978 --> 00:03:00,445 Oh, my boyfriend goes to Yale. 32 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:03,982 I think that is just too cool for school. 33 00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:07,652 - Hey, listen-- - You know who goes there? 34 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:10,521 - Yale, I mean? - Who? 35 00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:13,158 Claire Danes. 36 00:03:13,226 --> 00:03:16,227 - Do you know her? - No. 37 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:18,263 Do you think I look like her? 38 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:21,131 I mean, not the hair, but... 39 00:03:23,302 --> 00:03:26,504 Yeah, just like her. 40 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:30,208 I could get used to the way that you talk to me. 41 00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:33,978 I gotta get outta here, you know? 42 00:03:34,046 --> 00:03:37,515 I gotta get out of this place, this life. 43 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:42,220 Where is Yale, anyway? 44 00:03:42,288 --> 00:03:44,656 It's in Connecticut. 45 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:49,060 That's far enough. 46 00:03:49,128 --> 00:03:51,362 ๏ฟฝ ...All day ๏ฟฝ 47 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:54,366 ๏ฟฝ Along come a bottle of red wine ๏ฟฝ 48 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:57,134 ๏ฟฝ Gonna wash my blues away ๏ฟฝ 49 00:03:57,203 --> 00:04:00,571 ๏ฟฝ That's my excuse ๏ฟฝ 50 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,507 ๏ฟฝ For these wasted blues... ๏ฟฝ 51 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:06,177 - So you wanna know how I got it? - What? 52 00:04:06,245 --> 00:04:09,513 The "what" you can't take your eyes off. 53 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:12,050 How did you get it? 54 00:04:12,118 --> 00:04:15,286 It's okay, you can tell me. I'm studying to be a nurse. 55 00:04:15,354 --> 00:04:18,722 - I love nurses. - ( both chuckle ) 56 00:04:22,695 --> 00:04:25,196 Unbuckle those pants, cowboy! 57 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:35,873 - ( unzips ) - Oh, finally. 58 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:41,145 Okay, so, I had this dog Rinny. 59 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:42,947 And when my parents had a baby, 60 00:04:43,015 --> 00:04:47,552 Rinny got a little jealous, ripped into me, teeth and claws-- 61 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:50,655 the whole antiseptic hospital drama. 62 00:04:50,723 --> 00:04:52,590 I knew my old man was gonna kill him, 63 00:04:52,658 --> 00:04:55,226 so I set Rinny free. 64 00:04:57,030 --> 00:05:00,264 That's just about the kindest thing I have ever heard. 65 00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:04,368 Well, I'm watching him run. 66 00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:08,239 And I look up and see in the window the reflection of my face. 67 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:12,310 So I figure, "Why should this goddamn dog get to run free 68 00:05:12,379 --> 00:05:14,545 while I gotta walk around looking like this? 69 00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:16,480 Like fucking Quasimodo?" 70 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,518 So, I shot him... 71 00:05:20,587 --> 00:05:22,787 in the eye. 72 00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:25,657 Payback. 73 00:05:28,127 --> 00:05:30,294 That's the story of C.J. and the dog. 74 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:36,534 What? 75 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:39,470 Hey, maybe I could come and visit you sometime, 76 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:41,506 you know, like you promised last year. 77 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,510 Yeah, sure, that'd be great. 78 00:05:45,578 --> 00:05:46,978 Tomorrow? 79 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:51,783 I mean, we could just try it out for a while 80 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:53,451 and see what happens. 81 00:05:58,425 --> 00:06:01,258 C.J.: Crush your head. 82 00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:03,794 Hmm, crush your head. 83 00:06:05,164 --> 00:06:06,830 Crush your head. 84 00:06:10,603 --> 00:06:13,771 Spare you. Cru-- 85 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:17,041 - Hey, zipper face. - Zipper face? 86 00:06:18,645 --> 00:06:20,812 I can only assume you're referring to me. 87 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,247 - What did you say to Denise? - Who? 88 00:06:23,315 --> 00:06:25,482 Don't "Who?" The chick you freaked. 89 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:27,518 Did you grab her ass? 90 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:30,655 I would remember that, wouldn't I? 91 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:33,357 No, I don't believe I did, my fine... 92 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:34,925 corpulent friend. 93 00:06:34,994 --> 00:06:37,662 Well, you sure as shit did something 'cause she said you-- 94 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,831 Stop! 95 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,533 Please, you're about to say what you think I did. 96 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:45,603 I'll deny it. You'll say, "Why don't we step outside?" 97 00:06:45,671 --> 00:06:47,305 I'll say, "Okay." 98 00:06:47,373 --> 00:06:49,607 Then out there, macho around a little bit, 99 00:06:49,675 --> 00:06:51,242 then you two would kick my ass. 100 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:53,978 So why don't we just... save ourselves the headache 101 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:56,314 and get it on right here? 102 00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:59,717 Besides, anything you may do to my face would be an improvement. 103 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:02,419 So let's let the games begin, bitches. 104 00:07:02,488 --> 00:07:04,655 ( both laughing ) 105 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,559 ( rock music playing ) 106 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:14,098 ( gasps ) 107 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:18,469 Hey! 108 00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:25,877 - Hey, go get him! - Come on. 109 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:32,783 God damn it, C.J.! 110 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:35,019 Girl: Friend of yours? 111 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:36,988 C.J.: Oh, hi, gentlemen! 112 00:07:39,892 --> 00:07:43,294 ( rock music playing ) 113 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:50,034 Oh, whoa. Why don't we just take it easy? Oh, shit! 114 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:52,036 Man #2: Hit him! Motherfucker, come on. 115 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:54,404 Men: Yeah! 116 00:07:54,473 --> 00:07:56,741 ( sighs ) C.J. 117 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:02,480 - Shit. - ( zips pants ) 118 00:08:02,548 --> 00:08:04,515 I'll be right back. 119 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:08,052 ๏ฟฝ We like rock American style ๏ฟฝ 120 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:14,859 ๏ฟฝ We like rock American style... ๏ฟฝ 121 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:19,263 Hey, hey. 122 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:20,764 Hold up, hold on. 123 00:08:24,203 --> 00:08:25,836 Come on! Come on, man! 124 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:28,105 ๏ฟฝ Wild child, she wants to -- you ๏ฟฝ 125 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:31,475 ๏ฟฝ Walk and hit the ground, child ๏ฟฝ 126 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:34,779 ๏ฟฝ We like rock American style ๏ฟฝ 127 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:40,585 ๏ฟฝ We like rock American style... ๏ฟฝ 128 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:42,487 Robby: Scott, look out! 129 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:48,793 ๏ฟฝ We like rock American style ๏ฟฝ 130 00:08:50,262 --> 00:08:54,365 ๏ฟฝ Scared to go on top! ๏ฟฝ 131 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:58,035 ๏ฟฝ Oh yeah, yeah! ๏ฟฝ 132 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:08,079 Jesus, C.J., always putting me in such an awkward position. 133 00:09:12,618 --> 00:09:15,119 Look, if it's all right with you guys, why don't we just-- 134 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:18,188 why don't we just pretend this whole thing never happened, huh? 135 00:09:18,257 --> 00:09:21,925 I mean, you guys look like you're cool and... 136 00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:24,395 Look, these guys after a few brews, I know. 137 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:27,231 I know, they're-- they're jerks. 138 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,900 So, uh... 139 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:32,436 come on, guys. Let's go. 140 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:34,639 - Let's go, go, go. - ( slaps ) 141 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:37,274 - Oh. - Let's go. 142 00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:39,844 Again, again, 143 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,546 really sorry. 144 00:09:44,817 --> 00:09:46,750 He'll be okay. 145 00:09:59,231 --> 00:10:01,432 - ( laughs ) Yeah! - Man, that was beautiful! 146 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,467 Just keep walking. 147 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:07,137 Stop walking like that. You guys didn't do anything except almost get killed. 148 00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:09,040 Christ, I can't leave you two for a second. 149 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,441 C.J. and Robby: Sorry, Dad. 150 00:10:10,509 --> 00:10:13,277 Listen, there's someone in the Saab. 151 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,113 - Cool. - Someone? 152 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:17,948 Is this a sexless someone or does this someone have a sex? 153 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:20,818 Shut up. Now I hope you two will behave 154 00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:24,555 and not be complete slobbering zit factories. 155 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:29,693 - This sexless someone has split? - Huh? 156 00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:33,631 - In the car. - ( crowd yelling ) 157 00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:38,769 Oh shit, come on. Go, go, go! 158 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:43,974 C.J.: Whoo-hoo-hoo! 159 00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:47,044 - Robby: Go, baby, go! - So long, cheeseheads! 160 00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:50,281 - And good night, Wisconsin! - Whoo! Whoo! 161 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:55,085 Whoo! That was beautiful! We Eastwooded the joint! 162 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,421 Those clowns went down like bowling pins, man. 163 00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:01,192 Bap! Wah! Pah! Whoo! Pah! 164 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:04,595 Hmm, the sexless someone wears Chloe? 165 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,698 So why'd you start the fight... this time? 166 00:11:07,766 --> 00:11:10,367 Why do you always think it's me, Scott? 167 00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:14,371 - Because it always is? - Oh, hey, hey, 168 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,407 so I'm sitting in the bar, 169 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:18,443 and I look out the window, 170 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,345 and I see this Saab just swaying away like a ship at sea. 171 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:24,248 Now tell me, what set that Saab a-rockin'? 172 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,884 You know, a Yale man doesn't discuss such matters. 173 00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:30,154 - Oh, we need details! - Lurid details, Yalie. 174 00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:32,155 I have details. 175 00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:34,892 All right, for the first time in my life, I have details! 176 00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:38,462 She pins me against the wall and sticks her tongue halfway down my throat. 177 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,231 - I think I'm gonna gag, but I-- - Very brave of you, my son. 178 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:42,900 And then without me having to ask, 179 00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:45,102 she drops down to her knees and she-- 180 00:11:45,170 --> 00:11:49,039 ( sighs ) she starts doing things I've only seen on the internet, man. 181 00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:52,609 Oh-oh-oh! This night is gonna be a classic, man! 182 00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:54,244 A flat-out classic! 183 00:11:54,313 --> 00:11:56,547 The last stand of the Three Musketeers! 184 00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,983 Ah, two and a half, little brother. 185 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,685 Look, I don't wanna get all "Felicity" all over the place, 186 00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:04,321 but I sincerely want to thank you guys 187 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,624 for bringing me along on your annual pilgrimage 188 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:09,226 to the wonderful land of the fake IDs. 189 00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:11,896 But I gotta say, C.J., 190 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:13,864 man, one of these days... 191 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,733 One of these days what? 192 00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:18,402 One of these days you're gonna get us into something 193 00:12:18,470 --> 00:12:20,537 Scott's not gonna be able to get us out of. 194 00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:22,973 Never gonna happen. 195 00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:26,143 Not in a million, jillion years. 196 00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:28,312 Because Scott-- 197 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:31,648 Scotty-- Scott-tay is "the man," 198 00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:34,151 the man with the plan. 199 00:12:35,988 --> 00:12:37,788 Ain't that right, Scooter? 200 00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:40,891 - Take it easy. - Hey, I'm easy. I'm just saying-- 201 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,093 Well, maybe you don't say so much, okay? 202 00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:53,237 How come you keep lookin'? 203 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:56,273 There's this car that's been behind us the last couple miles. 204 00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:58,409 - So what? - They keep creeping up, 205 00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:00,344 and backing off, okay? It's weird. 206 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,250 It's big, that car. 207 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:14,091 I think this may be some of my fans from the bar, huh? 208 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,094 - Oh, great! - Just relax, okay? We don't know who they are yet. 209 00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:23,167 Robby: Oh! A Cadillac 210 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,836 El Dorado, 1957. 211 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:29,006 Oh, man! It's so tough! I love that car! 212 00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:31,475 I love that car more than I love myself. 213 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,610 The car's a goddamn dinosaur. 214 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:36,013 Yeah, a dinosaur that eats Saabs for breakfast. 215 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:39,083 Oh, yeah, it's all coming back to me now. 216 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:42,285 - What? - The reason your ass sits in the back. 217 00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:43,754 ( laughs ) 218 00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:50,294 Scott: What the hell are they doing? 219 00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:54,865 ( tires screech ) 220 00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:59,303 C.J.: I guess they're not fans of mine after all, 221 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,906 and I'm guiltless at last. 222 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,274 Adios, Caddios! 223 00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:09,280 Hey guys, I gotta take a leak. 224 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,616 - Are you kidding? - Dude, I never kid about such matters. 225 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,118 Why didn't you go at the bar? 226 00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,053 Because I was too busy trying not to get killed! 227 00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:17,854 Well, just hold it for a while. 228 00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:21,458 I wanna put some miles between us and that bar, so just hold it. 229 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,560 Dude, I have been holding it for a while, 230 00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:26,264 silently, uncomplainingly. 231 00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:29,667 - Mute, like a martyr? - Dude, if you guys don't pull over right now, 232 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,669 I'll pee right here, 233 00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:33,838 and let that be on your conscience 234 00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:36,506 - and your upholstery. - ( yelling ) Whoo! 235 00:14:36,575 --> 00:14:39,009 - Robby: Jesus! - Whoo-hoo! 236 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:40,644 - Come on! - Whoo! 237 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,980 - ( laughs ) - Come on, guys, not the lake! 238 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,849 - Oh my God! - Whoo! 239 00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:48,386 ( C.J. and Scott continue yelling ) 240 00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:59,062 ( engine chugging ) 241 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:08,005 Whoo! 242 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,378 I don't wanna sound like anyone's mom or bring anybody down-- 243 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,514 - I can't hear you. - I'm just saying 244 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,782 and feel way free to correct me if I'm wrong, 245 00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:21,719 but this is almost spring, right? The ice can be very, very-- 246 00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,955 - Very, very what?! - Thin! 247 00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:26,090 Thin is what I'm saying, very thin! 248 00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:27,124 Whoo! 249 00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:29,659 This is good, huh? Fast enough? 250 00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:31,795 Yes, fast enough. This is way fast enough! 251 00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:48,745 - ( gasping ) - ( chuckles ) 252 00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:51,916 Robby, I believe you wanted to whiz. 253 00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:54,484 - Whiz. - ( chuckles ) 254 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:05,495 ( sighs in relief ) 255 00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:09,433 So... 256 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,501 tonight, man. 257 00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:14,238 Yeah, I guess this is it, huh? 258 00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:17,007 I guess so. 259 00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:19,643 So you're really gonna do this? 260 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,012 Just get on a tanker tomorrow? 261 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,649 - Tomorrow. - And do what? 262 00:16:25,717 --> 00:16:29,953 Just go up and down the Great Lakes for like three years? 263 00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:31,955 Sounds really bleak, man. 264 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:34,158 Nah, not bleak. 265 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,460 Romantic. 266 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:39,296 - ( brief chuckle ) - Yeah, I'm gonna read a lot of books, man. 267 00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:42,033 Hemmingway, Jack London. 268 00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:46,470 Swap lives with the crew, write my novel. 269 00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:51,542 Okay, all right, or maybe I'll just get drunk every night 270 00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:53,610 and pass out like my old man. 271 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,645 - Right. - Yeah? 272 00:16:55,714 --> 00:16:58,883 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that sounds little more realistic. 273 00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:03,987 You came all the way from Yale just to say goodbye? 274 00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:06,623 A sorta goodbye. 275 00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:10,994 More to celebrate a rite of passage. 276 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:16,032 You know, maybe we should-- nah, I don't know. 277 00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:18,035 Talk about it. 278 00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:20,437 - Talk about what? - You know-- 279 00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:24,341 what was? 280 00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,343 What happened? 281 00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:28,412 What do you want me to say? 282 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,581 Do I have to hold up a cue card, man? 283 00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:34,285 You know what I want you to say. 284 00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:39,590 ( screaming ) 285 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,025 Oh, shit. 286 00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:46,330 I told you, Scott. I told you it's too thin! 287 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:49,099 - ( gasping ) - ( ice crackling ) 288 00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,101 Holy shit. 289 00:17:51,169 --> 00:17:53,069 - Okay, don't panic. Don't panic. - Okay. 290 00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:55,071 All right, listen to me. Listen to me. 291 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,407 Just get up real slow on all fours. 292 00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:59,343 Okay, just keep moving, chief. 293 00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,678 All right, this should work. 294 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,882 - Should? - Boy Scouts. 295 00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:07,184 All right. 296 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,186 - Crawl over me. - ( ice crackling loudly ) 297 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,454 - Easy. - Here we go. You made it. 298 00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:13,524 ( Scott grunts ) 299 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,827 - Whoo! - All right. 300 00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,563 Okay. ( groans ) 301 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,264 Whoa. Oh my God. 302 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:24,168 Oh my God, you're unbelievable. Thanks, you saved my life! 303 00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:26,270 - You're my hero, I swear to God. - Hey, hey-- 304 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,972 - don't get all gay, okay? - Oh, right. 305 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:31,108 ( loud cracking ) 306 00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:33,110 - Oh, shit! - ( screaming ) 307 00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:35,112 Go, go, go! 308 00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:36,813 Whoo! 309 00:18:39,851 --> 00:18:41,785 - C.J.: Go, man, go! - ( screeching ) Go! 310 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,388 C.J: Keep it coming! We're home free! 311 00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:47,958 ( wind whistling ) 312 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:50,460 ( engine chugs ) 313 00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:54,865 ๏ฟฝ I wanna be a Kennedy... ๏ฟฝ 314 00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,867 How many more miles? 315 00:18:57,936 --> 00:18:59,870 Oh, to the Minnesota line? 316 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,871 About 90. 317 00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:03,874 You in a hurry? 318 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,077 - Sort of. - For what? 319 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,746 ( crunching candies ) 320 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,080 ( gasps ) Right. 321 00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:13,083 Your future. 322 00:19:13,151 --> 00:19:15,352 Yale. Skull and bones. 323 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:18,489 - All that shit. - Well, I have deep concerns about my future. 324 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,525 You're in high school. You don't have a future yet. 325 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,260 He wasn't talking about his future. 326 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,596 - He was talking about his virginity. - I was not! 327 00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:29,366 Okay, I was. 328 00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:31,435 My virginity haunts me. 329 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,403 Bullshit. 330 00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:35,505 You wear your virginity like a thorny crown. 331 00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:37,941 See, that's one of those things that you always say, 332 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,711 and it sounds like it means something, but it doesn't. 333 00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:43,714 Robby, would you please stop talking about your virginity? 334 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,516 You know what Granddad once said to me? 335 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:50,487 He said, "People equate silence with brilliance, 336 00:19:50,555 --> 00:19:53,524 and stillness with depth." 337 00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:55,192 Yeah, uh-huh. 338 00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:57,628 That reminds me of what my grandfather used to say. 339 00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,896 "Tell your Grandmother I'll be home just as soon 340 00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:03,566 - as I get my Johnson out of this heifer. - ( both laugh ) 341 00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:06,370 ...and stillness with depth. 342 00:20:10,942 --> 00:20:12,709 Oh, busted. 343 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,680 Me get a DUI, underage! 344 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,381 Shit! We're so going to jail! 345 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:19,849 Scott: No we're not, Robby. 346 00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:22,486 As long as you don't break into some sobby confession. 347 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:25,222 And C.J., just keep your mouth shut. 348 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:26,990 We're not going anywhere but home. 349 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:41,038 Good evening, Officer. Is there a problem? 350 00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:43,106 There sure is. 351 00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:47,344 - ( sneezes ) - ( soft clink ) 352 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,547 Bless you. 353 00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:54,017 The problem is mine. 354 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:57,787 My cruiser, it froze to death on me. 355 00:20:57,856 --> 00:21:00,790 If I was in Oshkosh, I'd have back up, but-- ( chuckles ) 356 00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:03,360 - not out here. - ( Scott chuckles ) 357 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:06,696 Don't you have a radio or something to call for help? 358 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:10,133 Officer: Well, I am the help in this town. 359 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:13,437 How about a ride? Come on, I'm freezing my stones out here. 360 00:21:19,044 --> 00:21:20,644 - ( officer grunts ) - ( door shuts ) 361 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:23,647 Whoa, what a night. 362 00:21:23,715 --> 00:21:26,916 ( sighs ) Wind like that, turn your head around. 363 00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:29,653 ( officer chuckles ) 364 00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,288 Officer: There's a joint-- 365 00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:33,990 - ( clanks ) - about three miles up the road. 366 00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:35,993 Highway 50. I'll call my brother. 367 00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:42,165 - ( motor revs ) - Robby: Boy, it's cold out there. 368 00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,234 Hell, you can say that again. 369 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,336 Coldest night on record for this time of year 370 00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:48,972 and my cruiser freezes to death on me. 371 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:51,508 Officer: I've got to be the only cop in the universe 372 00:21:51,576 --> 00:21:53,343 still driving an '86 Chevy. 373 00:21:53,412 --> 00:21:56,579 - Charlie Harmon. - Oh, Robby, Robby-- Robertson. 374 00:21:56,648 --> 00:22:00,316 Yeah, so, you guys from Minnesota? 375 00:22:03,288 --> 00:22:05,222 Plates. 376 00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:08,525 Well, welcome to Wisconsin. 377 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:15,865 This is a nice car. What kind of car is this? 378 00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:19,035 It's a Saab. A Saab 900S 379 00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:22,639 - Whew! Ain't she killer? - Yeah. 380 00:22:22,707 --> 00:22:25,142 So what brings you boys to the dairy state? 381 00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:28,045 We're... 382 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:30,647 on our high school debate team. 383 00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:35,285 - Oh. - Yeah, we just got back from quarterfinals of... 384 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,822 - The Midwest Regional-- - Debate-off. 385 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:40,590 - Oh. - ( chuckles ) 386 00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:43,994 - How'd y'all do? - Oh, uh, we won. 387 00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:47,397 Yeah, and next week, on to the semis. 388 00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:50,000 - There you go. - ( chuckles ) Whoo! 389 00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:53,169 - Whoo! - ( bottles clanking ) 390 00:22:59,244 --> 00:23:01,478 Where did those come from? 391 00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:04,080 You guys! Have you been drinking?! 392 00:23:04,149 --> 00:23:07,050 All right, everybody. Knock it off. 393 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,487 "Debate-off." ( chuckles ) 394 00:23:12,458 --> 00:23:14,624 Look, you guys saved my sorry ass tonight 395 00:23:14,693 --> 00:23:17,628 and I'm off-duty, so just relax, all right? 396 00:23:19,197 --> 00:23:21,064 And you-- selling out your pals, 397 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,665 you little weasel. ( laughs ) 398 00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:25,035 C.J.: Yeah, you little dipstick. 399 00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:26,837 Yeah, nice brother you are. 400 00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:30,574 So what did you boys do tonight? Did you go to the roadhouse? 401 00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:32,208 Hey, how'd you know that? 402 00:23:32,277 --> 00:23:35,211 Son, I too was once underage. 403 00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:38,749 Did you get lucky? 404 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:41,485 Of course you did. 405 00:23:41,553 --> 00:23:43,320 If you can't get lucky at the roadhouse 406 00:23:43,388 --> 00:23:46,389 you might as well snip it off and mail it in. 407 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,859 Well technically, I got lucky. 408 00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:51,028 - Yeah? - Yeah. See, I was dancing with this one 409 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,197 and she had a really thick bra strap, you know, 410 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,765 - which indicates, you know, pendulousness. - Mm. 411 00:23:55,834 --> 00:23:57,700 And her bra, it was black, you know? Oh! 412 00:23:57,769 --> 00:23:59,636 And everyone knows what that means, huh? 413 00:23:59,705 --> 00:24:01,905 - Bonesville. - Exactly! Yeah! 414 00:24:01,974 --> 00:24:03,840 That's what I thought, you know. But, uh, 415 00:24:03,909 --> 00:24:07,010 her breath, it wasn't perfect, but I was willing to make allowances. 416 00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:09,613 I was just at the city limits when C.J. got into a fight 417 00:24:09,682 --> 00:24:11,615 and all roads to Bonesville... 418 00:24:11,683 --> 00:24:13,951 - ( blows raspberry ) blockaded. - Mm. 419 00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:16,553 What was the fight over? 420 00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:19,822 I have a lot of unresolved issues. 421 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,326 Charlie: Did you fight too? 422 00:24:23,394 --> 00:24:26,730 - Only when I'm with C.J. - Yeah, I'm the fighter. 423 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:30,601 - Scott's the lover. ( snorts ) - Charlie: Mm. 424 00:24:30,669 --> 00:24:32,969 Scott doesn't talk. 425 00:24:33,038 --> 00:24:35,972 He's busy equating silence with brilliance. 426 00:24:37,376 --> 00:24:40,477 - That's smart. - C.J.: Yeah. 427 00:24:40,545 --> 00:24:43,614 What is that, Pez? 428 00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:46,650 ( laughs ) I haven't seen one of these since... 429 00:24:46,718 --> 00:24:48,819 Well, it's either Pez or junk, Charlie. 430 00:24:48,887 --> 00:24:50,821 - Yeah? - Yeah, your call. 431 00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:53,957 ( chuckles ) What's that smell? 432 00:24:55,493 --> 00:24:57,427 Smells like perfume. 433 00:24:58,797 --> 00:25:02,099 Say... you boys... 434 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:05,368 you ain't kinda, you know, "funny," are you? 435 00:25:05,437 --> 00:25:07,504 ( laughs ) 436 00:25:07,573 --> 00:25:10,006 - Huh? - ( C.J. lisping ) You're hilarious, Chaz. 437 00:25:11,143 --> 00:25:14,277 - Shit. - ( laughing ) 438 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,282 You've got something there on your 439 00:25:19,350 --> 00:25:21,618 nice, clean letter jacket, Scott. 440 00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:24,954 Looks like lipstick. 441 00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:27,190 - Right there. - Mm. 442 00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:28,524 Charlie: Mm. 443 00:25:30,528 --> 00:25:34,731 ๏ฟฝ Lipstick on your dipstick ๏ฟฝ 444 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,834 ๏ฟฝ Told a tale on you. ๏ฟฝ 445 00:25:37,902 --> 00:25:40,470 ( laughing ) 446 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:43,140 - It's ketchup, okay? - Uh-huh. 447 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,542 Well, we can't have the Yale jacket besmirched. 448 00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:49,145 That looms large in his legend. 449 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:53,049 My brother-- All-Ivy League Quarterback, two years running, Yale. 450 00:25:53,118 --> 00:25:54,651 - Oh, great. - Yeah. 451 00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:58,221 The guys from the Browns and Vikes are already scouting him and Reebok-- 452 00:25:58,289 --> 00:26:01,458 Why don't we just pull over and form a small religion around the guy? 453 00:26:01,527 --> 00:26:04,026 Maybe make him a shrine of ice and call it a night, huh? 454 00:26:04,095 --> 00:26:06,029 Hey, look, all I'm saying is... 455 00:26:06,097 --> 00:26:08,031 it's more than a letterman's jacket. 456 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:10,033 It's, uh... 457 00:26:10,101 --> 00:26:12,536 - I don't know. What would call it? - Holy raiment. 458 00:26:13,805 --> 00:26:15,738 Yeah, okay. 459 00:26:15,807 --> 00:26:18,641 Look, all I'm saying is my brother's never lost at anything. 460 00:26:18,710 --> 00:26:20,443 Anything. 461 00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:23,246 We call it The Streak. 462 00:26:26,017 --> 00:26:28,451 You want to take a right up here on Cedar, Scott. 463 00:26:43,468 --> 00:26:45,502 ( Cadillac engine rumbles ) 464 00:26:45,570 --> 00:26:47,403 I think those guys are back. 465 00:26:47,472 --> 00:26:49,038 Who? 466 00:26:58,016 --> 00:27:00,750 ( Cadillac engine revs ) 467 00:27:00,819 --> 00:27:02,519 They sure are friendly. 468 00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:14,597 Scott: What the hell's the deal with this clown? 469 00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:17,333 These guys friends of yours? 470 00:27:18,937 --> 00:27:22,104 Charlie, are they acting like friends of ours? 471 00:27:22,173 --> 00:27:24,908 C.J.: You should've slammed on your brakes, 472 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:28,111 - taught those fuckers a lesson. - That's nice language, son. 473 00:27:28,179 --> 00:27:30,680 The language comes with the face. 474 00:27:30,749 --> 00:27:33,984 - Know what I'm saying? - Sure do. 475 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,554 This is what comes from the hunt. 476 00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:43,359 You must have some issues your own self, my friend. 477 00:27:43,428 --> 00:27:45,362 I don't have issues. 478 00:27:45,430 --> 00:27:47,964 - I don't sit on things that long. - How'd you get yours? 479 00:27:49,434 --> 00:27:51,367 Me and my brother were deer hunters, 480 00:27:51,436 --> 00:27:54,037 but we don't use guns; Bow and arrow, 481 00:27:54,105 --> 00:27:55,672 in the name of the sport. 482 00:27:55,740 --> 00:27:57,673 Chuckles, how manly. 483 00:27:57,742 --> 00:28:00,877 I hit this deer-- one shot, clean through the heart. 484 00:28:00,945 --> 00:28:02,878 I go to gut it, 485 00:28:02,947 --> 00:28:04,781 but the buck has life in him yet. 486 00:28:04,849 --> 00:28:06,983 He swings his antler, and the damned point 487 00:28:07,052 --> 00:28:09,686 cuts me right here and just goes-- whack! 488 00:28:09,755 --> 00:28:11,688 I knew what the old buck was thinking-- 489 00:28:11,757 --> 00:28:13,690 "heart for a heart." 490 00:28:13,759 --> 00:28:15,691 That's the way of things, isn't it? 491 00:28:17,662 --> 00:28:21,231 - Yours? - I got this Uncle Jimmy-- 492 00:28:22,568 --> 00:28:24,234 tripwire vet. 493 00:28:24,303 --> 00:28:26,837 Crazy dude-- 'Nam zombie. 494 00:28:26,905 --> 00:28:28,838 Takes me trout-fishing by moonlight. 495 00:28:28,906 --> 00:28:30,840 He says that's the best time. 496 00:28:30,909 --> 00:28:32,842 What the hell do I know? 497 00:28:32,911 --> 00:28:35,011 So, dumb ass that I am, standing too close, 498 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:38,081 Uncle Jimmy casts and hooks me. 499 00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:41,851 Freaked and pulled away leaving half my face on the line. 500 00:28:41,919 --> 00:28:43,853 And that's the story of me and Uncle Jimmy. 501 00:28:43,922 --> 00:28:47,390 I call it "When You Wish Upon a Scar." 502 00:28:47,458 --> 00:28:50,026 The thing about a scar-- 503 00:28:50,095 --> 00:28:52,429 you shouldn't try to hide it. 504 00:28:52,498 --> 00:28:54,997 You know, wear it like a badge. 505 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:57,801 That way, it takes on a kind of beauty. 506 00:29:00,338 --> 00:29:02,171 Chicks dig scars. 507 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,007 You find that to be the case, C.J.? 508 00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:07,544 - I'm gonna miss you, Chuckster. - ( laughs ) 509 00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:09,379 But I can't say when. 510 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,887 What the hell are they doing? 511 00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:23,259 Charlie, maybe you should do something, being a cop and all? 512 00:29:23,328 --> 00:29:27,297 Oh man. I'm off-duty and way too tired to deal with jokers like this. 513 00:29:27,365 --> 00:29:28,698 Just go around 'em. 514 00:29:38,810 --> 00:29:41,377 Scott: Well, so long, Caddy. 515 00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:43,246 Have a nice life. 516 00:29:54,659 --> 00:29:56,592 ( engine rattling ) 517 00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:14,844 ( softly ) Shit. 518 00:30:32,230 --> 00:30:33,796 ( engine revs ) 519 00:30:33,865 --> 00:30:36,199 - What do they want? - What do you think they want-- 520 00:30:36,268 --> 00:30:39,101 they want to drag. You gonna give them what they want? 521 00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:41,437 ( snorts ) With you in the car? 522 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:43,840 I think I'd like to keep my license. 523 00:30:43,909 --> 00:30:45,842 I told you, I'm off-duty. 524 00:30:45,911 --> 00:30:48,444 If it was me, I'd kick their asses. 525 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:50,680 - ( Cadillac engine revs ) - You do what you want. 526 00:30:57,089 --> 00:30:58,788 Come on, go for it. 527 00:31:53,111 --> 00:31:54,744 Oh shit. 528 00:31:54,813 --> 00:31:56,746 Jeep. Jeep! 529 00:32:04,956 --> 00:32:06,455 Very nice. 530 00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:18,935 Hey, you want me to drive, huh? 531 00:32:22,641 --> 00:32:24,574 ( tires screech ) 532 00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:31,314 - Why are we following them? - I'm not following, I'm losing. 533 00:32:43,561 --> 00:32:45,494 Holy shit! They're killing my Saab! 534 00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:49,231 Who are these guys? 535 00:32:53,838 --> 00:32:56,239 - Oh shit. - Scott, back off. 536 00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:02,812 - Scott, we gotta get in that lane! - C.J.: He's right this time. 537 00:33:02,881 --> 00:33:04,747 Robby: Scott! 538 00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:07,484 - Jesus! Oh God! - ( truck horn blaring ) 539 00:33:07,552 --> 00:33:09,451 ( tires squeal ) 540 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,354 ( screams ) 541 00:33:21,032 --> 00:33:22,665 ( whispers ) Holy shit. 542 00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:26,435 Now that was excellent! 543 00:33:26,504 --> 00:33:28,437 Whoo! 544 00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:37,713 Look at my goddamn car, man. 545 00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:40,717 Well, perhaps now is a good time to re-evaluate 546 00:33:40,785 --> 00:33:43,219 your over-the-top attachment to material things. 547 00:33:43,287 --> 00:33:44,887 ( laughs ) 548 00:33:44,956 --> 00:33:46,589 I gotta hand it to you, Scott, 549 00:33:46,657 --> 00:33:48,891 you're one mean mother behind the wheel. 550 00:33:50,095 --> 00:33:51,795 Look what those crackers did to my car. 551 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:53,963 I told you, Scott, you don't mess with the Caddy. 552 00:33:55,866 --> 00:34:02,205 Sorry. 553 00:34:02,273 --> 00:34:04,106 Whoa. 554 00:34:04,175 --> 00:34:06,843 God. I tried to call my brother. 555 00:34:06,912 --> 00:34:10,613 The lines are down. That's a bad storm! 556 00:34:10,682 --> 00:34:13,649 Don't they give you some kind of walkie-talkie thing? 557 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:15,985 ( chuckles ) Yeah, right. 558 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,489 We gotta get to a phone. 559 00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:22,658 - I'm gonna call Mom and Dad. - No, you're not. 560 00:34:23,995 --> 00:34:25,928 Well, then you call them. 561 00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:28,397 I'm sure they'll listen to Mr. All-State. 562 00:34:28,466 --> 00:34:30,400 Hey, Robby, Dad can't know about this. 563 00:34:30,468 --> 00:34:32,401 That's death. You know that. 564 00:34:32,470 --> 00:34:33,936 Yeah, I know. 565 00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:36,339 Charlie: Must be tough being the little brother. 566 00:34:37,809 --> 00:34:39,943 Invisible in the light of the hero? 567 00:34:40,011 --> 00:34:41,778 Hey Charlie, 568 00:34:41,846 --> 00:34:43,613 you talk like you know us. 569 00:34:43,681 --> 00:34:45,615 You don't know anything, 570 00:34:45,684 --> 00:34:48,450 so enough of the backwoods psychiatry, okay? 571 00:34:48,519 --> 00:34:50,686 - It's just making things worse. - ( sighs ) 572 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:53,089 You had to come all the way to Wisconsin to get laid? 573 00:34:53,158 --> 00:34:55,558 They don't have girls back at Yale? 574 00:34:55,626 --> 00:34:57,559 Well, they do, 575 00:34:59,030 --> 00:35:01,230 but they're all kind of Jodie Foster-ish. 576 00:35:01,299 --> 00:35:03,599 And my man Scott? 577 00:35:03,668 --> 00:35:06,069 Well, he likes 'em a little road-tested. 578 00:35:06,137 --> 00:35:08,071 Is that the way you like 'em, Scott? 579 00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:11,374 A little dusty? A little dirty? ( chuckles ) 580 00:35:12,743 --> 00:35:14,677 Charlie, what the hell do you care? 581 00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:19,648 Waitress: Storm took the power. 582 00:35:19,717 --> 00:35:21,484 Everybody out. 583 00:35:30,495 --> 00:35:32,528 What the hell is that? 584 00:35:39,738 --> 00:35:41,571 Okay, what the hell is this? 585 00:35:43,741 --> 00:35:45,641 Well, it isn't fan mail. 586 00:35:45,709 --> 00:35:48,244 Robby: Sin? 587 00:35:48,312 --> 00:35:50,246 What sin? 588 00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:53,949 Will find who out? What the hell does that mean? 589 00:35:54,018 --> 00:35:57,153 It means Wisconsin is getting too weird 590 00:35:57,221 --> 00:36:00,390 and I really really want to go home. 591 00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:02,691 I'm just looking for a ride down the road, 592 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,361 and I'm off-duty so I don't make any judgments, but... 593 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:08,931 what the hell you boys been up to? 594 00:36:12,270 --> 00:36:15,004 This shit ain't coming off, man. 595 00:36:16,474 --> 00:36:18,708 Did it just get darker? 596 00:36:18,777 --> 00:36:20,710 ( engine revs ) 597 00:36:23,047 --> 00:36:24,980 Robby: Okay, let's deal with it, huh? 598 00:36:25,049 --> 00:36:27,683 What's "it"? Who did what, and who wrote that note? 599 00:36:27,752 --> 00:36:29,552 The guys in the Caddy. 600 00:36:29,621 --> 00:36:31,754 - It has to be. - Okay, so who did what? 601 00:36:31,823 --> 00:36:33,656 C.J.? 602 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:39,862 Well, I did sorta make this one chick leave it in her pants. 603 00:36:39,930 --> 00:36:41,630 - What did you do? - Chuckles-- 604 00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:43,632 I never do anything. 605 00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:46,869 I just said some stuff and this chick got all geeked. 606 00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:48,871 I mean, God-- Wisconsin chicks? 607 00:36:48,939 --> 00:36:50,873 So sensitive. 608 00:36:50,942 --> 00:36:54,344 I tried to have sex with that girl back at the bar. 609 00:36:56,347 --> 00:36:59,616 Jesus, maybe she has a big, mean boyfriend or something, huh? 610 00:36:59,684 --> 00:37:02,451 Jealousy-- it's a killer. 611 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,219 Oh God. 612 00:37:04,288 --> 00:37:06,388 Yeah, great. I come to Wisconsin to get laid. 613 00:37:06,457 --> 00:37:08,858 I don't get laid and now I'm gonna get killed for it. 614 00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:11,660 Just calm down, Robby. It's nobody's boyfriend. 615 00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:13,662 This is just random shit. 616 00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:16,499 The note is just a mind-game, so just relax, okay? 617 00:37:16,567 --> 00:37:18,334 I told you I'm gonna get you home. 618 00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:20,203 Okay. 619 00:37:20,271 --> 00:37:22,204 ( mockingly ) Gosh, Scotty, 620 00:37:22,273 --> 00:37:23,939 I wish you were my big brother too. 621 00:37:26,377 --> 00:37:28,310 Where are we? 622 00:37:28,379 --> 00:37:30,312 At the intersection, take a left. 623 00:37:30,381 --> 00:37:32,314 A couple of miles and I'm out. 624 00:37:46,831 --> 00:37:48,764 Anybody got any breadcrumbs? 625 00:38:03,047 --> 00:38:04,781 What is the deal? 626 00:38:04,849 --> 00:38:06,783 ( engine revs ) 627 00:38:13,257 --> 00:38:15,991 Charlie, that road they're leaving open? 628 00:38:16,060 --> 00:38:18,460 Does that get us anywhere? 629 00:38:18,529 --> 00:38:20,462 Sure. 630 00:38:20,531 --> 00:38:22,465 Deeper into nowhere. 631 00:38:22,533 --> 00:38:24,400 And Scott? I'm off-duty 632 00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:26,435 and I got a wife waiting. Let's go. 633 00:38:26,504 --> 00:38:29,037 You guys get the feeling they're leading us somewhere? 634 00:38:29,106 --> 00:38:31,040 Scott, given our lack of choice here, 635 00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:32,775 I suggest we take what we're given. 636 00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:34,776 Charlie, you're a cop. 637 00:38:36,214 --> 00:38:38,147 What would you do? 638 00:38:38,216 --> 00:38:40,883 Listen to C.J. Take that road 639 00:38:40,951 --> 00:38:42,818 and get us the hell home. 640 00:38:44,689 --> 00:38:47,990 - Charlie, let me ask you a question. - Shoot. 641 00:38:49,894 --> 00:38:52,428 Why would I want to go where they want me to? 642 00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:06,175 Yee-haw! 643 00:39:06,244 --> 00:39:08,176 Whoo! 644 00:39:08,245 --> 00:39:10,846 Oh, that Caddy's history! Scott, you da man! 645 00:39:10,915 --> 00:39:12,782 Yeah! Those mothers are toast! 646 00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:14,783 Did I not tell you? Did I not? 647 00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:16,786 My brother, man, he never loses. 648 00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:19,121 Whoo! The Streak lives! 649 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,623 - Ha-- ahh!! - Oh, Jesus! 650 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:42,311 Robby: G-go, Scott! Go faster! God! 651 00:39:44,482 --> 00:39:47,716 Oh, shit! Scott! 652 00:40:05,836 --> 00:40:07,837 - ( glass shatters ) - Scott: Oh, come on! 653 00:40:09,807 --> 00:40:11,606 Why are they doing this?! 654 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:39,868 All right, now that we've gotten our ya-ya's out, 655 00:40:39,937 --> 00:40:42,772 pull over, I'm gonna put a stop to this. 656 00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:50,046 - Slow down, man. - ( tires squeal ) 657 00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:54,650 Scott, back off! 658 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,921 Slow down, Scott! 659 00:40:58,990 --> 00:41:00,522 Charlie: Come on, now. 660 00:41:01,925 --> 00:41:03,792 - C.J.: Scott, stop! - Charlie: Look out! 661 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:15,237 ( panting ) 662 00:41:19,444 --> 00:41:21,143 ( sighs ) Oh shit. 663 00:41:26,751 --> 00:41:28,684 These fucking guys! 664 00:41:28,753 --> 00:41:30,452 Robby: They're trying to kill us. 665 00:41:31,755 --> 00:41:33,756 Oh Jesus, Scott, they're trying to kill us. 666 00:41:36,594 --> 00:41:38,761 I'm okay, by the way. 667 00:41:41,031 --> 00:41:43,131 Why is this happening to us? 668 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,134 I don't know why this is happening. 669 00:41:45,202 --> 00:41:47,970 I just wanted a ride home. 670 00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:49,838 They want us dead, Scott. 671 00:41:52,610 --> 00:41:54,543 They don't want us dead, Robby. 672 00:41:54,612 --> 00:41:56,512 They want him. 673 00:42:02,453 --> 00:42:05,287 Hey, Charlie. 674 00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:08,324 How come you were so hot for me to drag those guys in the Caddy, huh? 675 00:42:08,393 --> 00:42:10,325 And why didn't you flash your badge 676 00:42:10,394 --> 00:42:12,661 when we were sitting back there? 677 00:42:12,730 --> 00:42:15,297 You wanted to get away from them, didn't you? 678 00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:18,166 Jesus Christ, Scott. What are you doing? 679 00:42:18,235 --> 00:42:20,636 Look, before we picked up Charlie, 680 00:42:20,705 --> 00:42:23,072 nobody was trying to run us off the road, 681 00:42:23,141 --> 00:42:25,374 nobody was scratching this spooky 682 00:42:25,442 --> 00:42:28,010 biblical crap on the windshield. 683 00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:30,012 After we pick him up 684 00:42:31,181 --> 00:42:33,983 there's nothing but this shit. 685 00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:37,486 They want you for your sins. 686 00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:41,156 Isn't that right, Charlie? 687 00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:43,659 C.J.: Yeah, the message on the windshield-- 688 00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:45,661 I'm not one to judge, Chuckster, 689 00:42:47,564 --> 00:42:49,497 but what'd you do? 690 00:42:49,566 --> 00:42:52,501 ( brief chuckle ) Hey, whatever it is... 691 00:42:54,338 --> 00:42:56,272 you're not dragging us down with you. 692 00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:58,240 No. 693 00:42:58,309 --> 00:43:00,342 You're going back to Yale. 694 00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:02,011 ( laughs ) 695 00:43:02,079 --> 00:43:04,013 That's right, Charlie. 696 00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:05,915 And you're staying here. 697 00:43:05,983 --> 00:43:07,916 Come on, guys, let's go. 698 00:43:10,955 --> 00:43:12,888 Have you lost your mind? 699 00:43:12,957 --> 00:43:15,991 We can't just leave him here for the Caddy or the cold. 700 00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:18,093 He's a cop. Jesus, Scott-- a cop! 701 00:43:18,162 --> 00:43:20,629 Here's a flash, chief-- 702 00:43:20,698 --> 00:43:22,632 he's a bad cop. 703 00:43:22,700 --> 00:43:25,567 and whatever bad-cop shit he did to those guys 704 00:43:25,636 --> 00:43:28,070 is between their ass and his, and not mine. 705 00:43:28,139 --> 00:43:30,072 Look, I say we give him a ride. 706 00:43:31,509 --> 00:43:33,442 It's just a couple more miles. 707 00:43:33,511 --> 00:43:35,444 This is not a democracy. 708 00:43:35,513 --> 00:43:37,446 - He stays. - My young friends, 709 00:43:37,515 --> 00:43:39,948 this is something you're going to have to live with. 710 00:43:41,585 --> 00:43:43,585 We all have nights where we're revealed. 711 00:43:45,355 --> 00:43:47,022 This is yours. 712 00:43:48,726 --> 00:43:50,593 Okay. 713 00:43:50,661 --> 00:43:53,228 If I wanted to, I could draw my weapon 714 00:43:53,297 --> 00:43:56,132 and commandeer your car and be down the road in a second 715 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,233 and the law would be on my side. 716 00:43:58,302 --> 00:44:00,235 ( Caddy rumbling ) 717 00:44:03,608 --> 00:44:05,541 ( engine growing louder ) 718 00:44:13,818 --> 00:44:16,218 Come on, get in the car! 719 00:44:16,287 --> 00:44:18,220 Get in the goddamn car, Robby! 720 00:44:18,289 --> 00:44:20,089 - Come on, Robby. - Go, go, go! 721 00:44:33,137 --> 00:44:34,670 ( gunshots ) 722 00:44:34,739 --> 00:44:37,272 - Jesus! They shot him! - They killed him! 723 00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:40,142 - Oh, shit. - Scott, we should have let him back in! 724 00:44:40,211 --> 00:44:42,678 I know! We just have to keep going-- get home. 725 00:44:42,747 --> 00:44:45,414 Dude, home isn't gonna fix this, Scott, what we just did! 726 00:44:49,653 --> 00:44:52,888 Listen, guys. What we did, we had to do. 727 00:44:52,957 --> 00:44:55,057 And now we're just gonna have to walk with it. 728 00:44:55,126 --> 00:44:56,959 Dude, I am not walking with it very well. 729 00:44:57,027 --> 00:44:58,760 Look, it was him or us! 730 00:44:58,829 --> 00:45:00,996 - I know. - And now they got who they wanted, 731 00:45:01,065 --> 00:45:03,098 and we're done. We're done with that Caddy. 732 00:45:03,167 --> 00:45:06,402 It's over and we're not gonna say another word about this. 733 00:45:06,470 --> 00:45:09,938 We're done talking about it, all right? I mean done. 734 00:45:10,007 --> 00:45:11,607 Dude, it is not done, Scott. 735 00:45:11,675 --> 00:45:13,575 We gotta call the police. He was a cop! 736 00:45:13,644 --> 00:45:15,711 - Jesus, we let it happen! - Scott: Robby! 737 00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:18,780 Do you think those guys in the Caddy are gonna go to the police? No! 738 00:45:18,849 --> 00:45:21,851 The police are never gonna know anything about us, all right? 739 00:45:21,919 --> 00:45:24,052 Now, I don't know who that guy was, 740 00:45:24,121 --> 00:45:26,989 or why those guys in the Caddy wanted him dead, 741 00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:28,824 but I do know that I'm going back to Yale 742 00:45:28,893 --> 00:45:30,659 and C.J.'s hopping a tanker tomorrow, 743 00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:32,428 I'm taking my little brother home, 744 00:45:32,496 --> 00:45:35,597 and we're never gonna say another word about any of this to anyone. 745 00:45:38,435 --> 00:45:40,369 I'll get you home, Robby. 746 00:46:31,588 --> 00:46:34,089 Everyone in the car that thinks the storm did this, 747 00:46:34,158 --> 00:46:35,991 raise your hand. 748 00:46:38,896 --> 00:46:40,829 Where are they? 749 00:47:03,988 --> 00:47:07,155 - Fuck. - We can't go back, we can't go forward. 750 00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:12,628 We could take that road that happens to be right in front of the tree. 751 00:47:16,367 --> 00:47:18,300 They're leading us deeper into nowhere. 752 00:47:18,369 --> 00:47:20,302 I'd rather be led than caught. 753 00:47:48,832 --> 00:47:51,667 Scott, this is awfully romantic. 754 00:47:51,735 --> 00:47:53,736 I know what I'm doing. 755 00:48:07,417 --> 00:48:09,351 We'll wait the bastards out. 756 00:48:11,154 --> 00:48:14,056 Hey, kill the engine. He can see our exhaust. 757 00:48:44,754 --> 00:48:46,688 Just keep going, baby. 758 00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:48,790 Just keep going. 759 00:48:53,863 --> 00:48:56,531 I mean, what do they want? They got Charlie. 760 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,533 Witnesses. 761 00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:02,037 They gotta get rid of the witnesses. 762 00:49:02,105 --> 00:49:05,907 - I didn't ask to be a witness. - Nobody ever does. 763 00:49:05,976 --> 00:49:08,377 Man, I wonder what Charlie did. 764 00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:10,379 Whatever it was, 765 00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:12,380 I hope it was worth it. 766 00:49:13,450 --> 00:49:15,217 Where the hell are we? 767 00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:18,486 ( sighs ) We're so lost. 768 00:49:18,555 --> 00:49:20,655 There's a map in the glove compartment there. 769 00:49:26,096 --> 00:49:28,463 No, no, no. Come on, come on. They'll see the light. 770 00:49:28,532 --> 00:49:30,965 I got one of these fluorescent tube things in here. 771 00:49:34,705 --> 00:49:36,638 Give me that. 772 00:49:36,706 --> 00:49:38,640 Okay, the thing with maps is they only help 773 00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:40,642 if you have kind of an idea where you are. 774 00:49:40,710 --> 00:49:42,277 We have no idea where we are. 775 00:49:42,345 --> 00:49:44,279 C.J.: Okay, well... 776 00:49:44,348 --> 00:49:47,249 we'll look at the map, find that really spooky tree 777 00:49:47,318 --> 00:49:49,251 we drove past like three times 778 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:53,255 and then go left to the rusted tractor 779 00:49:53,324 --> 00:49:55,657 and then go to right to that shack where 780 00:49:55,726 --> 00:49:58,594 - I'm pretty sure someone was killed. - Look, will you shut up? 781 00:49:58,662 --> 00:50:00,596 I'm trying to get us out of here. 782 00:50:00,664 --> 00:50:02,564 Where the hell is the Minnesota line? 783 00:50:02,632 --> 00:50:04,565 We're never getting out of here. 784 00:50:08,105 --> 00:50:10,138 Robby: I can't feel my feet. 785 00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:15,010 - I can't feel my hands. - Jesus Christ. 786 00:50:15,079 --> 00:50:16,678 But, really, 787 00:50:16,747 --> 00:50:19,514 I really don't want to die here. 788 00:50:21,118 --> 00:50:23,651 I mean, I really don't want to die, but really not here. 789 00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:26,254 Robby, will you keep this shit to yourself? 790 00:50:28,592 --> 00:50:30,525 I was hoping 791 00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:33,929 maybe by the time I graduated 792 00:50:33,998 --> 00:50:36,297 - there would be this girl. - Oh man. 793 00:50:36,366 --> 00:50:38,199 You know, I can almost see her face. 794 00:50:38,268 --> 00:50:40,302 This girl who would love me... 795 00:50:41,938 --> 00:50:43,872 without me having to say anything. 796 00:50:47,277 --> 00:50:50,612 And her laugh would echo down the hall after math. 797 00:50:50,681 --> 00:50:53,949 I heard people can have this thing happen to them-- 798 00:50:55,619 --> 00:50:57,919 a moment that changes their lives forever. 799 00:50:59,590 --> 00:51:01,690 I always hoped I'd have one of those, 800 00:51:01,759 --> 00:51:04,726 so I didn't have to be... 801 00:51:09,333 --> 00:51:12,534 - so me. - Nobody wants to be who they are, man. 802 00:51:15,005 --> 00:51:18,106 God, we all have shit inside of us that we wish we didn't. 803 00:51:18,175 --> 00:51:20,108 But we do. 804 00:51:20,177 --> 00:51:22,610 And there's nothing we can do about that, I mean-- 805 00:51:22,679 --> 00:51:24,812 I don't think we can change that stuff. 806 00:51:24,881 --> 00:51:26,815 So what's the best we can hope for? 807 00:51:28,652 --> 00:51:30,585 Forgiveness. 808 00:51:30,654 --> 00:51:33,054 Well, that doesn't come so easy. 809 00:51:34,124 --> 00:51:36,024 Robby: You know what's weird? 810 00:51:36,092 --> 00:51:37,692 The last time we saw that Caddy, 811 00:51:37,761 --> 00:51:39,594 I think I saw a girl in the back seat. 812 00:51:39,663 --> 00:51:42,764 - Really? - But I couldn't see her face so good. 813 00:51:42,832 --> 00:51:45,767 It's "well," okay? You couldn't see her face so well. 814 00:51:45,836 --> 00:51:48,603 God, I hate it when people do that-- good instead of well. 815 00:51:48,671 --> 00:51:51,540 It's like when bad teachers ask you "Is there any questions?" 816 00:51:51,608 --> 00:51:55,510 It's "Are there any questions?" I fucking hate that. 817 00:51:57,081 --> 00:52:00,381 Look, I've been thinking about that note-- 818 00:52:00,450 --> 00:52:02,718 on the windshield? 819 00:52:02,786 --> 00:52:05,120 Then Charlie. Why after they kill him, 820 00:52:05,189 --> 00:52:06,888 are they still trying to kill us? 821 00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:09,290 C.J. was right. It's because we're witnesses. 822 00:52:09,359 --> 00:52:11,960 Yeah, I know, but why haven't they done it already? 823 00:52:12,029 --> 00:52:13,962 You know, they could have, 824 00:52:14,031 --> 00:52:16,365 back there when we were sitting by the tree. 825 00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:22,136 You know, they seem to be leading us someplace. 826 00:52:22,205 --> 00:52:24,506 Why? To where? 827 00:52:24,574 --> 00:52:27,409 Maybe they keep coming back because 828 00:52:27,477 --> 00:52:29,511 they killed the wrong guy. 829 00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:31,780 ( scoffs ) Robby, man, you are eating brain. 830 00:52:31,848 --> 00:52:34,249 And that note-- about sins? 831 00:52:35,652 --> 00:52:38,553 Maybe it wasn't Charlie's sin they were after. 832 00:52:38,622 --> 00:52:40,922 You know, maybe it was meant for us. 833 00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:43,458 One of us. 834 00:52:46,162 --> 00:52:48,095 Oh, that's right. 835 00:52:48,164 --> 00:52:50,098 Yeah, blame C.J. 836 00:52:50,166 --> 00:52:52,601 The ever-handy Judas. 837 00:52:54,137 --> 00:52:56,705 I called two guys in a bar "fat." 838 00:52:58,108 --> 00:53:00,041 They kill you for that? 839 00:53:01,478 --> 00:53:04,079 I don't think so, which brings us back to you, Roberta. 840 00:53:04,147 --> 00:53:05,680 - Me? - Yeah! 841 00:53:05,749 --> 00:53:08,850 Maybe while your friend was smoking your bone in the back room 842 00:53:08,918 --> 00:53:11,519 her gap-toothed old man was plotting your castration. 843 00:53:11,588 --> 00:53:14,121 Then why hasn't he done it already? You know, I think-- 844 00:53:14,190 --> 00:53:16,925 I don't know, I think it's something bigger than that. 845 00:53:16,994 --> 00:53:19,294 C.J.: And Scott, my man, 846 00:53:19,363 --> 00:53:21,896 you're being awfully quiet over there. 847 00:53:21,965 --> 00:53:25,299 How were things in the parking lot with the sexless someone? 848 00:53:25,368 --> 00:53:28,870 - Don't worry about it. - Actually, I am starting to worry. 849 00:53:28,939 --> 00:53:30,372 Don't shift the heat on me, man. 850 00:53:30,441 --> 00:53:32,874 When the shit tumbles, it's you in the middle. 851 00:53:32,943 --> 00:53:34,876 Oh, yeah, and you're so innocent? 852 00:53:34,944 --> 00:53:36,477 Mr. Skull-and-Bones? 853 00:53:36,546 --> 00:53:39,247 C.J., you're really starting to get on my fucking nerves. 854 00:53:39,316 --> 00:53:41,249 Oh, I know. It must be so 855 00:53:41,318 --> 00:53:43,251 draining... 856 00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:45,253 stuck in this car, sitting here all night, 857 00:53:45,322 --> 00:53:47,055 staring at this face-- 858 00:53:47,124 --> 00:53:49,057 this same old face! 859 00:53:50,327 --> 00:53:52,260 Fuck you, man! God damn you. 860 00:53:54,965 --> 00:53:58,433 - What the hell was that? - Grace under pressure. 861 00:54:06,543 --> 00:54:08,810 - Can I ask you a personal question? - No. 862 00:54:12,649 --> 00:54:15,384 How'd you get the scar? 863 00:54:15,452 --> 00:54:19,120 The squeaky voice in the back seat asked out of the blue. 864 00:54:20,190 --> 00:54:22,457 I've heard all of your stories. 865 00:54:23,894 --> 00:54:25,827 If I told you... 866 00:54:28,465 --> 00:54:30,398 it'd just be one more. 867 00:54:32,769 --> 00:54:34,869 ( Scott screams ) God damn it! Shit! 868 00:54:34,938 --> 00:54:36,871 Oh my God! 869 00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:38,874 Oh God, are you okay? 870 00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:42,243 - Robby: Scott? - Where are you, man? 871 00:54:42,312 --> 00:54:43,745 What the-- 872 00:54:43,813 --> 00:54:45,747 What? 873 00:54:45,816 --> 00:54:48,583 There's-- ( gasping ) there's something dead under there. 874 00:54:48,652 --> 00:54:50,352 It's Charlie. 875 00:54:50,420 --> 00:54:53,454 - No, man, it can't be. He's miles behind us. - Is he? 876 00:54:53,523 --> 00:54:55,924 We've been driving around lost for an hour. 877 00:54:55,993 --> 00:54:58,092 ( all panting ) 878 00:54:58,161 --> 00:55:00,095 There's only one way to find out. 879 00:55:01,931 --> 00:55:03,931 I'm not a huge fan of finding out, by the way. 880 00:55:17,681 --> 00:55:21,316 It's an animal. ( laughs ) 881 00:55:21,385 --> 00:55:22,850 It's a cow. 882 00:55:22,919 --> 00:55:25,420 It's a frozen cow! 883 00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:30,625 It's a cowsicle. 884 00:55:32,529 --> 00:55:34,696 How much do you think that thing weighs? 885 00:55:34,765 --> 00:55:36,798 Weighs? 886 00:55:37,868 --> 00:55:40,669 A lot, why? 887 00:55:40,737 --> 00:55:43,438 - ( all grunting ) - Scott: And pull! 888 00:55:43,507 --> 00:55:46,041 Pull! 889 00:55:48,812 --> 00:55:51,179 C.J.: Man, if you would've told me this afternoon 890 00:55:51,248 --> 00:55:53,348 while I was watching "Hitler's Henchmen" 891 00:55:53,417 --> 00:55:55,383 that I'd be doing this tonight, 892 00:55:55,452 --> 00:55:57,919 I'd say, "Where'd you get the 'shrooms 893 00:55:57,987 --> 00:56:00,221 and have you got any more for me?" 894 00:56:00,290 --> 00:56:02,223 - Come on. - Okay. 895 00:56:03,894 --> 00:56:06,561 Scott: Come on, guys, pull! 896 00:56:07,931 --> 00:56:10,031 - Robby: This is genius. - C.J.: Yeah. 897 00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:12,100 We bury old Bossy here in a mogul, 898 00:56:12,169 --> 00:56:16,170 then we lead those Caddy sons of bitches right into her, 899 00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:20,107 all one-ton-frozen- dead-ass rock of her. 900 00:56:20,176 --> 00:56:22,143 and we are as good as home. 901 00:56:38,061 --> 00:56:40,494 You know, I've sorta been going over my top 10 sins. 902 00:56:40,563 --> 00:56:42,931 Please don't feel compelled to share. 903 00:56:42,999 --> 00:56:47,202 One time, I jerked off in the boys' locker room after swim practice-- 904 00:56:47,271 --> 00:56:49,805 - Oh, come on. - when I caught just a little shot 905 00:56:49,873 --> 00:56:52,607 of Kim Ward's "beave." 906 00:56:52,676 --> 00:56:56,177 I don't suppose the guys in the Caddy could have known that, huh? 907 00:56:56,246 --> 00:56:58,547 No, but if they catch us, 908 00:56:58,615 --> 00:57:00,981 I'm gonna sing like a canary. 909 00:57:02,653 --> 00:57:04,619 ( C.J. coughs ) 910 00:57:05,689 --> 00:57:07,455 I made love with Miss Collier. 911 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,560 - The English teacher? - Yeah, freshman year. 912 00:57:13,664 --> 00:57:15,363 Details. 913 00:57:16,833 --> 00:57:19,867 She told me to stay after class one night because... 914 00:57:19,936 --> 00:57:22,704 I didn't understand gerundive phrases. 915 00:57:24,808 --> 00:57:29,076 So I do, but all I can do is watch her-- 916 00:57:29,145 --> 00:57:32,814 cross and uncross her legs 917 00:57:32,882 --> 00:57:35,583 while she's sort of explaining stuff to me. 918 00:57:37,654 --> 00:57:39,721 And the next thing you know she's crying. 919 00:57:40,857 --> 00:57:42,791 Crying? 920 00:57:42,859 --> 00:57:44,526 Right there in school? 921 00:57:45,762 --> 00:57:47,996 Yeah, about how lousy her life was, 922 00:57:48,064 --> 00:57:49,964 what a jerk her husband is. 923 00:57:51,801 --> 00:57:54,870 And the only way I can figure to make her stop crying is by kissing her. 924 00:57:59,008 --> 00:58:02,177 Well, the next thing you know, I'm laying on her living room floor 925 00:58:02,246 --> 00:58:05,547 staring at the ceiling while she's doing everything. 926 00:58:05,615 --> 00:58:08,883 And all I'm doing... 927 00:58:08,952 --> 00:58:11,319 is falling in love with her. 928 00:58:11,388 --> 00:58:13,454 Oh come on, get out. You would have told me. 929 00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:17,258 I don't tell you everything, Scott. 930 00:58:23,032 --> 00:58:24,932 All right. 931 00:58:26,036 --> 00:58:27,936 Let's go get 'em. 932 00:58:38,348 --> 00:58:41,415 - Whoo-hoo! - C.J.: Yeah! 933 00:58:45,154 --> 00:58:47,188 - Yeah! - Oh, yeah! 934 00:58:50,227 --> 00:58:52,359 ( engine revving ) 935 00:59:05,875 --> 00:59:07,608 Smoke signals. 936 00:59:08,712 --> 00:59:10,478 ( laughing ) 937 00:59:12,149 --> 00:59:15,683 How do you spell "Come and get us, you greasy murderous pig bastards"? 938 00:59:31,734 --> 00:59:33,634 I think we lost them. 939 00:59:36,973 --> 00:59:38,873 Can we go home now? 940 00:59:43,246 --> 00:59:45,146 ( engine rumbling ) 941 00:59:53,690 --> 00:59:56,257 Just like Pavlov's puppy. 942 01:00:14,010 --> 01:00:16,076 - Okay, let's go. - Scott: Wait, wait, wait. 943 01:00:16,145 --> 01:00:18,112 Let's just reel them in. 944 01:00:18,181 --> 01:00:21,082 ( engine revs ) 945 01:00:36,733 --> 01:00:40,068 - Well, can we go now? - Not yet. 946 01:00:42,472 --> 01:00:44,539 - Now! - ( engine racing ) 947 01:00:45,742 --> 01:00:47,775 Shit! Get out! Push! Get out! 948 01:00:49,045 --> 01:00:50,979 Come on! Go, go! 949 01:00:51,048 --> 01:00:53,081 ( engine roars ) 950 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:55,316 - Robby, come on, man, push! - I am pushing! 951 01:00:55,385 --> 01:00:57,451 - ( engine roars ) - Push! 952 01:00:57,520 --> 01:00:59,620 - ( tires spin ) - Come on! 953 01:01:02,859 --> 01:01:05,059 Come on! Let's go, go, go. 954 01:01:05,128 --> 01:01:06,260 Go, go, go. 955 01:01:29,886 --> 01:01:32,286 - I've got them. - ( glass shatters ) 956 01:01:38,227 --> 01:01:39,327 Shit. 957 01:01:47,403 --> 01:01:49,937 Scott: Oh, shit. Shit. 958 01:01:50,006 --> 01:01:51,706 - What? - Scott: Which one? 959 01:01:51,775 --> 01:01:53,774 - Which one what? - Which one with the cow? 960 01:01:53,843 --> 01:01:55,476 - Which mogul? - Are you kidding me?! 961 01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:57,445 - Look, I can't tell. - That one. 962 01:01:57,514 --> 01:01:59,480 - Are you sure? - No. Yes. 963 01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:00,548 No. 964 01:02:11,994 --> 01:02:14,429 Ho! ( laughs ) It worked! 965 01:02:14,497 --> 01:02:17,231 - Yeah! - ( all cheering ) 966 01:02:22,872 --> 01:02:24,805 ( all laughing ) 967 01:02:26,009 --> 01:02:28,076 Yeah! Game over, man! Yeah! 968 01:02:28,145 --> 01:02:30,745 ( hooting ) 969 01:02:30,814 --> 01:02:33,181 Game over, sons of bitches. 970 01:02:35,452 --> 01:02:37,551 Scott: Come on, Robby. Let's go! 971 01:02:41,724 --> 01:02:43,657 Get in the car! 972 01:02:53,069 --> 01:02:56,337 I told you, Robby. I'm gonna get you home. 973 01:02:56,406 --> 01:02:59,173 Minnesota, here we come. 974 01:03:02,345 --> 01:03:04,345 What? 975 01:03:06,383 --> 01:03:08,516 I saw that girl in the back. 976 01:03:08,585 --> 01:03:12,686 - There was no girl. - Yeah, there was a girl. 977 01:03:12,755 --> 01:03:14,922 She's down there in the snow. 978 01:03:16,826 --> 01:03:19,293 She was just going along for the ride, I bet. 979 01:03:21,097 --> 01:03:25,099 Now she's dead with the rest of them. 980 01:03:25,168 --> 01:03:27,435 A girl, man, a girl. You talk about sin. 981 01:03:27,504 --> 01:03:30,838 What sin? She was riding with those goons, okay? 982 01:03:30,907 --> 01:03:33,507 She's probably a stone killer just like the rest of them. 983 01:03:35,044 --> 01:03:37,578 Jesus, Robby. You think that all girls are innocent 984 01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:39,613 just because they're girls. 985 01:03:41,350 --> 01:03:43,351 Man, this night is confusing. 986 01:03:43,419 --> 01:03:45,586 Very confusing. 987 01:03:50,459 --> 01:03:53,628 - ( sputtering ) - ( dings ) 988 01:03:53,696 --> 01:03:55,729 Shit. 989 01:04:01,704 --> 01:04:04,638 - We're overheating. - It's like 20 million below-- 990 01:04:04,707 --> 01:04:07,508 We're over-fucking-heating! 991 01:04:07,577 --> 01:04:09,343 God damn it. 992 01:04:13,082 --> 01:04:15,683 ( sighs ) Oh God. 993 01:04:29,031 --> 01:04:31,165 What the hell are we gonna do? 994 01:04:42,245 --> 01:04:44,478 Pack the radiator with snow. 995 01:04:44,547 --> 01:04:46,581 ( chuckles ) Roberto? 996 01:04:46,649 --> 01:04:48,983 You are a goddamn marvel. 997 01:04:50,420 --> 01:04:52,887 From the depths of despair flies genius, 998 01:04:52,956 --> 01:04:55,122 hmm, a phoenix from the ashes. 999 01:04:57,427 --> 01:04:59,293 ( sizzling ) 1000 01:05:13,476 --> 01:05:17,378 Hey uh, you, lad, 1001 01:05:17,446 --> 01:05:19,580 have earned shotgun status. 1002 01:05:32,662 --> 01:05:34,595 Now you are a man, my son. 1003 01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:38,833 Let's go. 1004 01:06:02,291 --> 01:06:04,792 ( engine sputters, roars ) 1005 01:06:13,002 --> 01:06:14,569 ( sputtering ) 1006 01:06:15,738 --> 01:06:17,037 ( dings ) 1007 01:06:19,475 --> 01:06:21,609 That's not supposed to happen... 1008 01:06:22,845 --> 01:06:24,378 is it? 1009 01:06:24,446 --> 01:06:26,079 The back seat beckons. 1010 01:06:27,517 --> 01:06:29,150 Look, just pull over, okay? 1011 01:06:32,221 --> 01:06:34,722 - Pull over. - I'm sick of pulling over. 1012 01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:36,891 - Dude, we gotta pull over. - Look, it's my car. 1013 01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:39,794 I know what she can do. I'm not pulling over. We're going home. 1014 01:06:39,862 --> 01:06:42,630 - Enough of this pulling-over crap. - You can crack your block. 1015 01:06:42,699 --> 01:06:46,100 - I'm not pulling over! - If you crack your block, this Saab dies! 1016 01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:49,470 And so do we. Is that where you're going with this line of thinking, Roberto? 1017 01:06:49,539 --> 01:06:51,706 - That exactly where I'm going. - Pull over. 1018 01:06:51,774 --> 01:06:54,608 - Stop telling me what to do. - Who are you, The Car Czar? 1019 01:06:54,677 --> 01:06:56,243 - Yeah, you bet I am. - Not anymore! 1020 01:06:56,312 --> 01:06:58,980 - Maybe you'd like to do something about it? - Maybe he would! 1021 01:06:59,048 --> 01:07:01,249 - Maybe he'd like to kick your fucking ass! - I would? 1022 01:07:01,317 --> 01:07:03,917 - Why not? - I think you wanna kick his fucking ass. 1023 01:07:03,986 --> 01:07:06,987 Yeah, why don't you ask your brother why I wanna kick his fucking ass? 1024 01:07:07,056 --> 01:07:10,691 - Okay, Scott, why does C.J. wanna kick your fucking ass? - How the fuck do I know? 1025 01:07:10,759 --> 01:07:13,127 Oh, you know! You fuckin' know! 1026 01:07:16,265 --> 01:07:17,865 Oh, fuck! 1027 01:07:25,507 --> 01:07:28,509 Oh, yeah! ( mimics ) "I know my car, man! 1028 01:07:28,578 --> 01:07:31,846 - I know what she can do." - I'm so fucking sick of you, man! 1029 01:07:31,914 --> 01:07:33,881 You and your fucking anger and your loser old man 1030 01:07:33,950 --> 01:07:35,683 and your fucking broken-down old woman, 1031 01:07:35,752 --> 01:07:38,319 and your nowhere fucking future! And fuck you! 1032 01:07:38,387 --> 01:07:41,589 Fuck you and your old man's money and your fucking Saab, 1033 01:07:41,657 --> 01:07:45,259 and your mom's martinis and your fucking "boola boola" future, and fuck you! 1034 01:07:45,328 --> 01:07:47,128 - Fuck you! - Look, stop it! 1035 01:07:48,397 --> 01:07:50,264 Come on, knock it off! 1036 01:07:50,332 --> 01:07:53,534 Cut it out! Get off him! 1037 01:07:55,404 --> 01:07:57,538 - Get off him! - Get off me, you punk! 1038 01:08:10,152 --> 01:08:13,020 C.J.: Oh my God! Scott, stop! 1039 01:08:13,089 --> 01:08:16,924 Hey, hey! Fucking stop! Stop that! 1040 01:08:29,805 --> 01:08:31,806 Fuck you, Scott! 1041 01:08:31,874 --> 01:08:34,175 Really, fuck you! 1042 01:08:39,949 --> 01:08:42,483 You were right, man. 1043 01:08:42,552 --> 01:08:44,451 Shit don't change. 1044 01:09:05,108 --> 01:09:07,141 Scott: What do you want me to say? 1045 01:09:09,478 --> 01:09:11,579 Sorry. 1046 01:09:11,647 --> 01:09:14,915 Come on, man, I said I'm sorry. 1047 01:09:16,419 --> 01:09:18,452 Will you say something? 1048 01:09:18,521 --> 01:09:21,054 - Say something. - Just don't talk to me. 1049 01:09:21,123 --> 01:09:24,925 From now on, you wanna say something, you say it to C.J. 1050 01:09:43,713 --> 01:09:45,779 Hey! Hey! 1051 01:09:45,848 --> 01:09:48,648 Whoo! Whoo! Whoa! 1052 01:09:48,717 --> 01:09:51,351 Whoo, come on, guys, go! 1053 01:09:58,327 --> 01:10:00,227 C.J.: Thank you, Robby. 1054 01:10:12,908 --> 01:10:14,808 So I wanna know. 1055 01:10:16,579 --> 01:10:18,678 How I got the scar. 1056 01:10:18,747 --> 01:10:22,249 - This isn't exactly the time-- - Did I or didn't I make it clear, Scott? 1057 01:10:22,318 --> 01:10:24,551 You don't exist! Now how did you get the scar? 1058 01:10:24,620 --> 01:10:26,987 How I got the scar? 1059 01:10:28,524 --> 01:10:31,625 Well, there was this Bengalese tiger that escaped from the zoo-- 1060 01:10:31,693 --> 01:10:33,894 Shut up, man! Tell me the truth! 1061 01:10:33,963 --> 01:10:35,863 We're not talking about this, okay? 1062 01:10:35,931 --> 01:10:38,132 Oh, and who are you now, The Conversation Czar? 1063 01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:41,168 I should shut up because you tell me to? 1064 01:10:42,472 --> 01:10:44,704 I always do what you tell me to, Scott. 1065 01:10:46,042 --> 01:10:47,775 "Robby, shut up." 1066 01:10:47,844 --> 01:10:51,312 "Robby, get in the back seat." "Robby, just disappear in the brilliance 1067 01:10:51,381 --> 01:10:54,515 of my All-State big-brother-ness and just stop being!" 1068 01:10:55,851 --> 01:10:58,753 Fuck! Now we're really fucked! 1069 01:10:58,821 --> 01:11:01,588 - What? - I'm outta Pez. 1070 01:11:02,959 --> 01:11:04,625 I need sugar. 1071 01:11:04,694 --> 01:11:07,728 Pronto. Got any money? 1072 01:11:09,765 --> 01:11:11,699 It's in my jacket there. 1073 01:11:42,731 --> 01:11:44,631 ( snow crunching ) 1074 01:11:55,177 --> 01:11:57,143 Oh, you suck. 1075 01:12:02,452 --> 01:12:04,051 ( girl screams ) 1076 01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:27,207 Oh, shit. Come on, come on. 1077 01:12:38,888 --> 01:12:41,655 So it's C.J. they wanted-- the whole time! 1078 01:13:02,010 --> 01:13:04,111 Oh, C.J. 1079 01:13:05,481 --> 01:13:07,281 Go, come on. 1080 01:13:37,713 --> 01:13:39,780 ( dinging ) 1081 01:13:39,848 --> 01:13:41,982 Shit. 1082 01:13:45,755 --> 01:13:48,555 ( sputtering ) 1083 01:13:48,623 --> 01:13:50,524 Dude, back off! She's gonna blow. 1084 01:13:50,592 --> 01:13:52,626 Come on, it's gonna blow. Back off. 1085 01:13:52,695 --> 01:13:55,795 Ease up, Scott! Come on, listen to me this one time. 1086 01:14:03,338 --> 01:14:04,905 Back off. 1087 01:14:11,380 --> 01:14:12,613 God damn it! 1088 01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:37,304 Shit! Come on, Scott! Let's go! 1089 01:14:39,007 --> 01:14:40,974 Let's go! 1090 01:14:41,043 --> 01:14:43,477 Come on, man! Come on, Scott! 1091 01:14:52,454 --> 01:14:54,421 Okay, come on. 1092 01:14:57,893 --> 01:14:59,927 Oh, Jesus. 1093 01:15:01,664 --> 01:15:03,563 ( gasps ) 1094 01:15:05,234 --> 01:15:07,100 Oh my God. 1095 01:15:07,169 --> 01:15:08,902 C.J. 1096 01:15:21,516 --> 01:15:23,516 They killed him. ( sobbing ) 1097 01:15:23,585 --> 01:15:25,285 Oh, Jesus, they killed him. 1098 01:15:25,353 --> 01:15:29,055 Oh, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. 1099 01:15:30,693 --> 01:15:32,426 Shit. 1100 01:15:32,494 --> 01:15:34,460 A deer, man. 1101 01:15:34,529 --> 01:15:36,429 They killed a deer. 1102 01:16:06,795 --> 01:16:08,595 Oh, Jesus. 1103 01:16:19,308 --> 01:16:21,241 What the hell did they do to you? 1104 01:16:21,309 --> 01:16:23,543 Scott, Robby, 1105 01:16:23,612 --> 01:16:25,512 you guys gotta get outta here. 1106 01:16:27,783 --> 01:16:29,950 Not without you. 1107 01:16:30,019 --> 01:16:31,885 ( echoing yell ) Come on! 1108 01:16:33,289 --> 01:16:35,356 Come on! Come on! 1109 01:16:35,424 --> 01:16:39,359 We're here! What are you waiting for? 1110 01:16:39,427 --> 01:16:41,862 Huh? 1111 01:16:41,930 --> 01:16:44,164 Let's go! 1112 01:17:05,987 --> 01:17:07,687 Oh shit. 1113 01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:13,560 ( grunting ) 1114 01:17:15,464 --> 01:17:18,598 Did I not tell you a night like this can turn your head around? 1115 01:17:19,868 --> 01:17:21,869 Turn your life around, 1116 01:17:21,937 --> 01:17:24,170 change a man, 1117 01:17:24,239 --> 01:17:26,840 like one of you boys changed me. 1118 01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:32,779 Meet my brother Luther. 1119 01:17:34,683 --> 01:17:36,783 Look what you did to C.J. 1120 01:17:36,852 --> 01:17:40,020 - Don't you wanna know why? - There is no fucking why, Charlie, 1121 01:17:40,089 --> 01:17:44,357 - and I wouldn't give a shit if there was. - You're getting awfully close. 1122 01:17:44,426 --> 01:17:46,726 Luther. 1123 01:17:52,300 --> 01:17:55,269 Tonight I went looking for my wife. 1124 01:17:55,337 --> 01:17:57,937 And I find her at the roadhouse 1125 01:17:58,006 --> 01:18:01,407 where I figure she's been hooking up with another man. 1126 01:18:01,476 --> 01:18:04,010 But it wasn't another man, it was a boy. 1127 01:18:06,449 --> 01:18:07,914 Jeannine! 1128 01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:13,086 Oh shit. 1129 01:18:24,299 --> 01:18:26,633 - Charlie, I have something to say-- - No, you don't. 1130 01:18:29,037 --> 01:18:30,838 So I find my little queenie 1131 01:18:30,906 --> 01:18:33,006 putting on her pretty little panties 1132 01:18:33,074 --> 01:18:34,974 in the back of a Saab. 1133 01:18:36,378 --> 01:18:37,878 A burgundy Saab. 1134 01:18:40,582 --> 01:18:44,084 So before I kill somebody, 1135 01:18:46,021 --> 01:18:48,488 I gotta make sure. 1136 01:18:50,225 --> 01:18:54,528 Which one of you in that car took my wife? 1137 01:18:55,697 --> 01:18:57,530 Took my life from me? 1138 01:18:59,434 --> 01:19:02,235 She didn't name names, bless her little heart. 1139 01:19:02,304 --> 01:19:04,071 ( chuckles ) 1140 01:19:04,140 --> 01:19:07,340 That's why I got in your car, I wanted to watch you boys behind a wheel. 1141 01:19:08,577 --> 01:19:10,543 And Robby, 1142 01:19:10,612 --> 01:19:14,648 when I smelled my wife on your brother's jacket... 1143 01:19:15,984 --> 01:19:18,819 well, game over. 1144 01:19:21,322 --> 01:19:24,825 Tonight could have been a dream come true. 1145 01:19:24,894 --> 01:19:28,995 If I had just gotten ol' Mr. Cream-Jeans here alone, 1146 01:19:29,064 --> 01:19:33,099 I thought I'd done it too, but then zipper face, 1147 01:19:33,168 --> 01:19:37,370 he goes and puts on the wrong damn jacket at the wrong damn time. 1148 01:19:37,439 --> 01:19:40,006 So we had to use him as bait. 1149 01:19:41,076 --> 01:19:42,776 Do us a little ice fishing. 1150 01:19:42,845 --> 01:19:45,545 And lo and behold, 1151 01:19:45,613 --> 01:19:49,949 we caught ourselves a couple of Minnesota dickless perch. 1152 01:19:50,018 --> 01:19:53,653 ( laughing ) Too small to keep, 1153 01:19:53,722 --> 01:19:55,588 you know what I'm saying? 1154 01:19:57,292 --> 01:19:58,858 You know what I'm saying? 1155 01:20:00,629 --> 01:20:02,495 Jesus, son. 1156 01:20:04,666 --> 01:20:07,034 What the fuck did I ever do to you? 1157 01:20:11,373 --> 01:20:13,406 You take my wife, 1158 01:20:13,475 --> 01:20:15,709 you take my life from me. 1159 01:20:17,512 --> 01:20:19,813 You took my life. 1160 01:20:20,949 --> 01:20:22,949 Now I take yours. 1161 01:20:24,086 --> 01:20:26,653 Eye for an eye, 1162 01:20:26,721 --> 01:20:29,322 a heart for a heart. 1163 01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:32,926 Charlie, stop it! 1164 01:20:32,995 --> 01:20:35,229 - Just stop it! - You shut up! 1165 01:20:35,297 --> 01:20:38,965 Or what? What are you gonna do to me that you ain't already done? 1166 01:20:39,034 --> 01:20:41,334 - Get back in the car. - What, what are you gonna do? 1167 01:20:41,403 --> 01:20:43,636 Are you gonna kick the shit outta me again? 1168 01:20:43,705 --> 01:20:46,672 Are you gonna kill me after you kill him? 1169 01:20:46,741 --> 01:20:49,409 - Maybe. - Well, aren't you tough? 1170 01:20:49,478 --> 01:20:51,411 Get back in the fucking car! 1171 01:21:15,771 --> 01:21:18,004 Run! 1172 01:21:28,250 --> 01:21:31,450 Come on, C.J., Scott! Come on! 1173 01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:35,855 Come on, C.J., are you okay? 1174 01:21:35,924 --> 01:21:37,490 Are you okay? Come on. 1175 01:21:44,933 --> 01:21:46,833 I should have done this on our honeymoon! 1176 01:21:50,272 --> 01:21:52,705 Come on, come on. 1177 01:22:07,823 --> 01:22:09,990 ( engine roars ) 1178 01:22:13,662 --> 01:22:16,128 Whoa! 1179 01:22:16,197 --> 01:22:18,164 Go! Go! 1180 01:22:25,507 --> 01:22:27,607 Go, guys! Go, come on! 1181 01:22:28,777 --> 01:22:31,310 - Hang on! - Let's go! 1182 01:22:31,379 --> 01:22:34,514 - Scott: Run! - Robby: Come on, guys! We've gotta run! 1183 01:22:34,582 --> 01:22:36,949 Look out! 1184 01:22:37,018 --> 01:22:39,720 - C.J.: Oh, shit! Go, go, go! - Scott, where are you going? 1185 01:22:39,788 --> 01:22:41,788 Oh my God! 1186 01:22:41,857 --> 01:22:44,457 - Run, Scott! - They're gonna get him! 1187 01:22:44,526 --> 01:22:47,593 C.J./Robby: Run, Scott! 1188 01:22:49,631 --> 01:22:51,764 C.J.: Scotty, go! 1189 01:22:55,470 --> 01:22:57,203 ( windshield shatters ) 1190 01:23:00,842 --> 01:23:02,108 Come on. 1191 01:23:04,179 --> 01:23:05,912 Oh, Jesus. 1192 01:23:08,516 --> 01:23:10,316 Hang on. 1193 01:23:13,422 --> 01:23:16,022 ( Scott screams ) 1194 01:23:23,098 --> 01:23:25,198 Let's go. Are you okay? 1195 01:23:28,503 --> 01:23:30,370 C.J.: Come on, come on, come on. 1196 01:23:32,641 --> 01:23:35,308 Robby: Come on, Scott, go! Come on! 1197 01:23:35,377 --> 01:23:37,310 Oh shit! 1198 01:23:49,524 --> 01:23:51,257 ( engine roars ) 1199 01:24:02,737 --> 01:24:05,605 Thus endeth the streak. 1200 01:24:05,673 --> 01:24:07,173 ( engine revving ) 1201 01:25:29,057 --> 01:25:32,091 Shit, I can't-- I can't walk on that leg. 1202 01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:34,094 Sit right here. Here, I got you. 1203 01:25:35,663 --> 01:25:37,296 Okay? 1204 01:25:40,369 --> 01:25:41,734 Shit. 1205 01:25:43,305 --> 01:25:45,171 Easy. 1206 01:25:47,109 --> 01:25:48,708 Oh God. 1207 01:25:56,752 --> 01:25:58,385 I gotta make a tourniquet. 1208 01:25:58,453 --> 01:26:00,253 Hang on, I'll be right back. 1209 01:26:06,027 --> 01:26:07,794 Scott. 1210 01:26:10,164 --> 01:26:11,398 Put it underneath. 1211 01:26:13,368 --> 01:26:15,669 - C.J.: Are you all right? - Yeah. 1212 01:26:15,737 --> 01:26:17,103 Careful. 1213 01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:20,173 Okay. Pull it tight. 1214 01:26:22,744 --> 01:26:24,110 - Oh, fuck. - Sorry. 1215 01:26:24,179 --> 01:26:26,846 - That's okay. - Okay. 1216 01:26:41,929 --> 01:26:44,931 So we were in eighth grade 1217 01:26:46,401 --> 01:26:48,301 and just-- 1218 01:26:49,904 --> 01:26:52,939 just wrestling around. 1219 01:26:54,175 --> 01:26:56,409 I was... 1220 01:26:57,479 --> 01:27:00,046 losing... 1221 01:27:00,115 --> 01:27:02,949 to runty Crockett James. 1222 01:27:06,354 --> 01:27:08,421 And I got so mad 1223 01:27:08,489 --> 01:27:11,791 I just started swinging. 1224 01:27:11,859 --> 01:27:14,761 I think it was your mom's gardening hoe. 1225 01:27:14,830 --> 01:27:17,897 Scott: It happened so fast. 1226 01:27:19,133 --> 01:27:23,169 I just... swung at his face. 1227 01:27:26,375 --> 01:27:29,776 - The gash was all deep. - C.J.: Hospital deep. 1228 01:27:29,845 --> 01:27:33,146 The blood just kept on coming. 1229 01:27:33,214 --> 01:27:36,115 I couldn't even see. 1230 01:27:36,184 --> 01:27:38,818 All over Dad's lawn 1231 01:27:40,255 --> 01:27:43,022 and his perfect Japanese grass. 1232 01:27:45,460 --> 01:27:47,827 I kinda liked that part. 1233 01:27:47,896 --> 01:27:49,829 Yeah, me too. 1234 01:27:51,132 --> 01:27:53,366 We told everybody it was an accident. 1235 01:27:53,435 --> 01:27:56,435 C.J.: We were riding our bikes. 1236 01:27:57,873 --> 01:27:59,806 But it wasn't an accident. 1237 01:27:59,874 --> 01:28:01,840 Oh no. No, it wasn't. 1238 01:28:06,614 --> 01:28:09,114 That's who I am, Robby. 1239 01:28:13,688 --> 01:28:16,022 No one's anyone forever, man. 1240 01:28:25,900 --> 01:28:28,534 Come on, guys. 1241 01:28:28,603 --> 01:28:30,102 Let's go home. 1242 01:28:37,345 --> 01:28:38,911 Jeannine. 1243 01:28:40,014 --> 01:28:41,547 Come on. 1244 01:28:56,998 --> 01:28:59,865 C.J.: Oh, hello, Minnesota 1245 01:28:59,934 --> 01:29:02,068 and good night, Wisconsin! 1246 01:29:03,204 --> 01:29:05,805 ( flute music playing ) 129324

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