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[music playing]

Male TV reporter: At Cape
Canaveral, another probe into space.

Target: the moon.

A 52-ton multistage
rocket combining elements

of the Thor ICBM and the
Vanguard is ready for firing.

On the planned course of the
83-pound Pioneer Space Probe,

would closely approach
the moon and would be

swung into orbit by
the moon's own gravity.

...two, one, zero.

Male TV reporter: The
vehicle roars aloft

a too steep an angle
working more directly

against gravity than planned,
reaching over 23,000 mph.

It carries to
nearly 80,000 miles,

30 times as far as ever before.

The Pioneer remains man's most
resoundingly successful probe into space.

At last,
the truth about flying saucers.

They're real.

Just as real as Santa
Claus, that's what.

And we've got 10,000 Allentown
youngsters to back us up.

They greeted Old St. Nick
as he made his first 1957 appearance.

Santa greets his
greeters with gifts

and a gale of party,
as it is his custom.

A flying saucer carries lots more
Christmas cargo than reindeer.

Where are the reindeer?

Why, they're back at the North
Pole, honey.

But don't you cry.

Santa is still Santa, Christmas is still
Christmas, and kids are still kids.

Ride up to the minute,
both in transportation and in dress.

The first key birds
of the season migrate

to the Bear Mountain
Den, hopeful of snow.

There is no snow in New York,
but that's snow, never mind,

because the emphasis
right now is on fashions.

They're all dressed up for snow

in their white stag ensemble
for winter sportswear.

Colorful outfits that will
light up any festive occasion.

Hollywood, California.

Two titans of the movie industry

go head-to-head and no one wins.

World-famous movie star M.
Eric McCormack,

known affectionately
by his fans as Meric,

has reached an impasse
in a contract dispute

with his longtime boss Louis Q.
Goldstone,

head of Goldstone
International Pictures.

We have production complete
on "Alien Trespass,"

rumored to be the greatest
science-fiction movie ever made.

It appears a legal showdown will
deprive the world of ever seeing it.

Louis Q. made the announcement

at his Hollywood
studio this week.

It saddens me deeply to announce

that Goldstone International
is shelving the release

of its epic sci-fi
picture, "Alien Trespass."

I'm ordering today
that all prints

in the negative of
the film be destroyed.

Male reporter: Mr. Goldstone?
Mr. Goldstone?

Male TV reporter:Meric seen here

in a recent interview with Edwin R.
Burrows,

days before he and
Goldstone parted ways,

has described the movie as
his best acting work, ever.

Tell me about the movie.

I'll tell you a little 'cause
Goldie will have my you-know-what.

Male TV reporter: And that's
the news from around the world.

[music playing]

[alien sounds]

[dog barking in distance]

Man on TV: Earlier today,
I met with Dr. Ted Lewis.

He's the director of the
Bald Mountain Observatory.

- And one big gumdrop.
- Welcome, Dr. Lewis.

Tonight is the height
of the meteor showers.

The Perseid meteor
showers, is that right?

Right.

Doctor, would you please
tell our audience exactly

what are meteors and
where do they come from?

Well, they could be the debris
from comet tails like the Perseids

or simply the rocks and dust of
worlds that were destroyed long ago.

Destroyed worlds?
You mean like our Earth?

Well, yes.

[chuckles] But don't worry,

that's not likely to
happen to us anytime soon.

- Well, that's certainly good news, Doctor.
- [distant whoosh]

What happens when meteorites...

Stardust.

Oh, Ted, darling, another one.

You really must see this.
It's breathtaking.

In a minute, dear.

It doesn't peak until two
in the morning, anyway.

Oh, Ted, another.

Nutmeg?

I'm the chef around here
tonight, remember?

Of course you are, darling.
Happy anniversary.

Happy anniversary, Lana.

[both grunt]

- Coals ready?
- Look good.

Oh, Ted, look at the
big, bright one.

[lips smacking]

- Dick.
- Penny.

Dick, you promised.

Penny, please,
just be reasonable.

Now, look, we couldn't
possibly love each any more

on our honeymoon, could we?
Right?

Nice try, Mr. Perkins.

Dick, look, a shooting star.

- [chuckles]
- Quick, make a wish.

- [sighs]
- So what was your wish?

- Well...
- What is it with you guys?

Whoa, Penny, what is that?

It's shaking around
like it's crazy.

Oh, gosh, that's 'cause
it's coming straight at us.

Dick: Oh!

- Dick, it's gonna hit us.
- Oh, boy.

Hurry, Dick,
it's getting closer!

Okay, come on, come on.

Come on, you piece of junk!

Whoa! Whoa, whoa. Oh, God!

[Penny screams]

- [explosion]
- What on earth was that?

Ted?

[phone clicking]

[scoffs] Oh, darn,
I'm trying to reach

the observatory,
but there's no dial tone.

The crash must have
knocked out the lines.

What was it? An asteroid?

No, dear,
more like an immense meteoroid.

And right in our own backyard.

- I'm going up there.
- Whoa.

Lana, this is a once
in a lifetime event.

It's molten iron, right?
Won't it be a little too hot up there?

Like, 2700 degrees?

Why don't you let it
cool down until morning?

I'll keep you plenty
warm until then.

Since when did you become
an expert on meteoroids?

I learned something in those
silly classes of yours, remember?

Silly, huh?

Now, get out there and check

on those steaks, hmm?

[growls]

Oh, no, Ted.

[wolf howls in distance]

Merlin!

Hey, wake up,
you old bag of bones!

You see that?
That's a spaceship, old boy.

A real, live,
honest to goodness spaceship

from outer space it is.

And I knew it.
I knew they'd finally show up!

Yeah, I told them, the fools.

I knew they were gonna come.

I knew it.

Come here, boy.

Come here. Come on.

Come on, yeah,
we got a spaceship to get, huh?

Hey?

Come on. Come on.

Yeah, we're gonna be
famous, you and me. Ooh!

- [wolf whimpers]
-[alien gurgles]

[Merlin barking]

There it is.
There it is, old boy.

Okay, Merlin.
Now, how does this sound?

"Greetings space brothers
from a distant star.

- Welcome to our planet."
- [approaching footsteps]

[gunshot]

[screams]

- Lana:Ted?
- Out here, dear.

It's time for your present.

Oh, I got it, dear.
The binoculars are wonderful.

Your other present, darling.

[moans]

Ted: Oh, my!

[alien growls]

No, no, no, pinhead.
PPP is proper police procedure.

PPD is an unknown DOA.

I thought that was a PPK.

No, PPK is what you do behind
a tree after you see a stiff.

How'd you pass the exam, anyway?

Promise to fix the
teacher's parking tickets?

Hey, easy on him, Vern.

The kid's okay.
Ain't that right, Bubba?

- Huh?
- Woman:Thank you. Come again.

- Sorry, Darlene.
-[bell rings]

Number five.
Number two, dry and deadly.

- Is that you, Tammy?
- I'm sorry, Sam.

All right,
so what is it this time, huh?

Flat tire? Sick aunt?

Men from Mars? What?
This has got to stop, toots.

I'm sorry, Sam.

Four, five, and six are all
yours, honey pie.

I'm out of here, Simone.

Bye, boys.

Hey, Tammy.

When are you and I
going up to the Point?

Not a chance, Vernon.

Why not, sweetheart?

Because you're Vernon,
Officer Vernon.

Hey, Tammy, you've been
here, what, three years?

All that time,
I've never seen you with a guy.

- What's your point?
- Nothing.

I said what's your
point, Vernon?

- What is the point, Lloyd?
- Hmm? Well, you know.

- What? Right, Vern.
- Drop it, Bubba.

Cats! Did you see that thing?

Wow, it blasted right into the butte.
It was crazy.

See it?
It almost hit us up at the Point.

It passed right over our heads.
It was unreal.

Dick, if my father finds out

we went to the
Point, he'll go ape.

Don't sweat it, Queenie.

My lips are zipped.
So what do you think it was, Dickie?

Well, we couldn't tell.

It was-- it was huge and
all covered in flames.

Hey, Vern's in there.

Maybe the egg-sucker
knows something.

- Let's go see.
- Yeah.

- Thank you very much.
- See you.

I'm gonna call in, Vern.

Hey, Vern, did you hear about

that big crash up on the butte?

It's Officer Watson to
you, cockroach.

You're the police.
You're supposed to protect us.

What if it's a
secret Commie rocket?

Shouldn't you
punks be in school?

[laughs]

Vern, I just called in.

Something crashed into
the butte last night.

The chief wants us
to check it out.

Anybody hurt?

That's what we're
supposed to find out.

Come on, let's go.

Whatever you say, Chief.

You rodents stay out of trouble.

Man, what a jerk that guy is.

Cool it, Dickie.
It's his job to suck eggs.

So, cats,
what are we going to do about it?

- Do about what? - The crash!
The crash! We gotta get out there.

Dick: Sorry, Code, can't.

Freddy's Ford just got
one of them new Edsels in.

Richard, this is the
biggest thing ever to hit

this nowhere, zilch
town, and you can't?

But it's only going
to be there from 10--

Dickie, Edsels will be around
forever, this won't.

Come on, man, just up there and back.
Real quick.

I mean,
what could possibly happen?

Well, if you want to go that bad
to look that pitiful... then okay.

Penny, you are the queen.

See anything?

Nothing but rocks.

Stu: Anything?

More rocks close-up.

A plane crash might still be
burning, right?

- Yeah, probably.
- So would one of them rockets?

You got me.

Maybe it is a rocket, Vern.

From that test range
over in Nevada.

They're putting atomic
bombs on top of rockets now.

Wouldn't want to get
near one of those things.

All that radiation? No, sir.

Radiation?

Yeah, I read about it.
It's a nasty way to go.

First you get real sick,
start puking up your guts and then blood.

And then you get hives
all over your body.

It's gross. It'll boil...

- That's enough, Barnes.
- Well, that's not all, Vern.

You know,
your hair starts to fall out.

You start bleeding out
of your nose and mouth.

- Your skin gets all cracked and--
- Barnes!

And you die, Vern.

[music playing on radio]

Man, oh, man.

- Dick: Uh-oh.
- Back up behind those trees.

Okay.

Cody, they're gonna see us.

No, they won't.

- Let's just go home.
- Penny.

You chickens go if you want to.

I'm going up there.
Come on, Dickie.

This could be very, very cool.

We'll just wait for you here.

All right, Clyde.

- [car door closes]
- [receding footsteps]

Dick, I'm scared.

- What's wrong, Penny?
- I don't know what it is.

Come here, baby.

Penny, there's really
nothing to be scared of.

Look, we're all alone.

No, we're not.

Whoa, hold it right
there, Officer Barnes.

Vern?

You see that glow?

That's a meteor, for sure.

Got that?
That's how meteors glow.

There's no crash.
There's no bodies.

Case closed.
Let's get the heck out of here.

- Vern, don't you want to check it out?
- No, I do not.

Let's go. That's an order.

-[alien sounds]
- Dick!

I saw something in
the trees over there.

What? I don't see anything.

Dick, let's just go.

Penny, Cody is still out there.

Dick, let's go.

- Now.
- Penny.

You're just
imagining-- [screams]

[both screaming]

What is it?

I don't know, Penny.

- I don't know.
- [engine stalls]

Oh, no. Not again.

Penny, quick, roll up your window.
Lock your door.

[screaming]

- [alien growls]
- Turn around!

Oh, God!

It's so horrible!

- I think it's gone.
Let's just get out of here. - Yeah?

Penny! Penny!

What are you doing
here, cockroach?

It's a free country,
Officer Watson.

- You little nosebleed.
- Dick:Penny, wait!

[running footsteps]

Officer! Cody!

- Cody: Dickie?
-Officer Watson!

- A monster!
- Yeah.

- We were attacked by a monster!
- Yeah.

- A monster?
- Yeah, we were in my car up in the trees

and it had-- it
had a big eyeball

and it tried to kill
us with a-- with--

Penny:A thing.
Like, a big tentacle thing.

Yeah, it was real, I swear.

- Yeah.
- A monster, Dickie? What?

Officer Watson,
you have to believe us.

You know what I believe?

I believe your punk pranks

have gone too far this time.

What?

Last summer,
it was the killer with the hook.

- The year before that, it was the--
- Officer, please! Please!

It's time you
learned your lesson.

- Get in the car.
- Dick: Officer.

- Get in the car.
- Hey, watch it!

You, too, young lady.

[chuckles] Not so
fast, Officer Watson.

I know my rights.

[stutters] I'll get in.

I'm in. I'm in.

I'll haul these punks in.

- You drive their car.
- Okay, Vern.

Thanks a lot, Code.

Just there and back, right?

-[car door closes]
- I really hate that guy.

[car approaching]

- Ted, is that you?
- No.

Not a note. Nothing.

- Look at you.
- You are Lana.

- And you are a mess.
- You are Ted's mate.

Of course I am.

Ted loves Lana.

And Lana loves Ted.

Hormonal polarity.

Yes,
I've heard of this phenomenon.

Odd sensation.

[giggles] Call it what you
will, dear.

Last night was wonderful.

Now, go clean up, get dressed,
and come to breakfast.

You are Lana.

- You must assist me.
- Really, Ted, you can dress yourself.

Men.

And if must go off
chasing your meteors

in the middle of the night,
next time you tell me.

I was worried half to death.

Ted? What is this?
Pocket-size binoculars?

Oh, Ted,
I know how to be careful!

Oh, you scientists.

Go sit down. Breakfast is ready.

Ted, I'm going to tell
you something Mother said.

She said it can
happen in a marriage.

One morning you just wake up and there's
a stranger sitting across from you.

I told her it was
utter nonsense.

Now I'm not so sure.

- Oh, Ted, are you all right?
- What is this?

Oh, no. Oh, dear.

Ted, you stay right there.

I'm going to call Dr. Miller.

Oh, darn it,
the line is still out.

- Ted, you must go lie down.
- What is this called?

Salt. It's called salt.

Salt. This will harm the Ghota.

- You are Lana. You must assist me.
- Oh, Ted, stop it.

- You're scaring me.
- Ted wants you safe.

How was breakfast, Chief?

Chief Dawson: Oh, same old slop.

Anything up?

Oh, old man Wilson called again
screaming about his spaceman.

- Was he drunk?
- Of course.

And the typewriter
needs a new ribbon.

Paperwork, Stiles.

Get used to it.
Better you than me.

In two days, I'm retired.

Case closed,
as Officer Watson likes to say.

Vern brought in some kids.

Uh-huh. Making a false
report to the police.

That's a very serious
charge, Mr. Perkins.

We were attacked, Chief Dawson.

We got attacked by a monster.

Mm-hmm. That's what it says right
here, all right.

"Attacked by a monster."

It looked like a big eyeball
with a long tentacle thing.

- Right.
- It tried to kill us!

You have to believe me.
I've never been so scared.

- I'm going to notify your parents.
- Both: No!

- Please don't.
- Chief, just give us a break, will you?

If I ever see any of you in my office
again, you'll all need lawyers.

- You digme, Mr. O'Hara?
- Mm-hmm.

Get out of here before
I change my mind.

[Wilson snoring]

[whimpers]

[groans] Yeah, okay, Merlin.

Yeah, okay, you old hound.

Come on. Come on.

- [barking]
- Wait. Wait.

Don't be gone
long, you old goat.

- [alien sounds] - Sorry about
last night, space brothers.

[stutters] It was
just a little bird shot.

No harm done, right?

I'll take you to
our leader today.

I promise. I will.

[squishing sound]

[whimpers]

[loud clanking]

Ted, darling,
what are you doing?

Salt.

[stutters] It's under there.

You know that.

- Why don't you go lie down?
- Salt will protect Lana.

- You will assist me.
- Of course I'll assist you.

- I'll take care of you.
- Good. We must go.

You will drive.

Yes, of course I'll drive.

We'll go see Dr. Miller.

- It's Saturday, but--
- No! No doctor.

- The Ghota.
- "The Ghota"? What Ghota?

You need to see Dr. Miller.

I must find the Ghota
before it divides.

- You need to see the doctor.
- Ted wants you safe.

Stop saying that!

I am safe. Ted is not safe.

No. Ted is safe.

- I'm going to get Dr. Miller.
- You will not assist me?

Lana.

Lana.

Lana?

Oh, hey, toots, do me a favor.

Run out to the Gunderson farm

and pick me up three dozen eggs.

You got time to get out there

and back before the lunch crowd.

Sure, Sam.

Dr. Lewis?

Hello?

You are Tammy.

Gosh, Dr. Lewis,
I didn't think you'd remember me.

- Ted remembers you.
- Where are you going?

- That way.
- To the butte? Can I give you a lift?

I'm headed that way myself.

You were going that way.

Oh, well, a girl can change her
mind, can't she?

Yes, minds can be changed.

Is something wrong?

Oh, gosh!

Gosh, I'm sorry,
I know you're married.

Yes, Lana is Ted's wife.

Please,
I don't mean anything by it.

I was just trying to be...
helpful.

- You will assist me?
- I'd be happy to, Dr. Lewis.

Good.

Well, all right then.

Dr. Lewis,
can I-- can I call you Ted?

My name is Urp.

Do you want some Rolaids?
I've got some in my purse.

Dr. Lewis, can I-- Ted,
can I ask you a personal question?

- Yes. - At night when you're
looking through your telescope,

do you ever wonder
what's out there?

I mean, what's really out there?

I know what is really out there.

I suppose you do.

But I'm talking
about other worlds

and civilizations and things.

It gives me shivers
just to think about it.

- I get shivers. On Toolamane Four.
- What's that?

It is one of seven ice planets
that orbit the neutron star Tryxl.

Ice planets!
You can see other planets?

Wow! I never knew you
astronomers could do that.

I have been to many planets.
My home planet is Koddhar.

- It is in the Draco cluster.
- Right.

What is that thing?

It is a biogenic
phase disrupter.

A what?

Is that, like,
some kind of gun or something?

- Yes.
- I hope you don't hunt with it.

You don't hunt with it, do you?

Yes.

Well, my gosh, I never thought

you'd be the type, Dr. Lewis.

The stores are full of meat.

You don't have to go around
killing defenseless animals.

- The Ghota is not defenseless.
- Goats? You're hunting goats?

Ghota, not goat.

Ghota, goats.
Whatever you say, I don't care.

- It's cruel.
- It is necessary.

In several of your hours,
the Ghota will divide.

If it is not
stopped before that,

it will feed and then
multiply exponentially

until Ghotas consume
all life on this planet.

And you're here to stop it.

Yes. I would be called a
federal marshal in your world.

I enforce security
in this quadrant.

Man on radio:Deals, deals, deals!

Come on down today
to Freddy's Ford!

Freddy's Ford where we
got the prices all--

Man #2 on radio: Friends,
do you have tired blood?

- Hey, Lloyd, leave it on.
- What for? It's all trash.

I want to hear it.
I think maybe I got tired blood.

No, you've got lazy
blood, Bubba.

There's a difference.

- Man #2:If you have that run-down
feeling-- - [radio clicks off]

Hey, Lloyd,
I think maybe I got that

run-down feeling all the-- ow!

If you so much as
touch that radio again,

I'm gonna throw you
in front of the truck

and you're going to have a runover
feeling, you hear me?

- Lloyd!
- [mocking] "Lloyd!"

Damn, Lloyd,
what was that thing?

I don't know.
[stutters] I don't know.

Where'd it go?

It sure was ugly.

[truck rumbles]

- Bubba:What was that?
-I don't know.

Let's get back to town.

Well, my truck broke down
right here in beautiful,

bustling Mojave and I've been

stuck here ever since.

I finally got a
little money saved

and some day I'll
move to Sausalito.

It's a very hip town, you know.

There are a lot of
artists out there.

And maybe I'll
open a art gallery.

Gee, I sure can blabber on.

You haven't heard a word I
said, have you?

Yes, I have.

Your last sentence was,
"Gee, I sure can blabber on."

Yeah. It's all wishful
thinking, anyway.

Just some pipe dream.

No, you will move to Sausalito.

You will make art.
You will open a art gallery.

Really? And how do you know all
this, pray tell.

Because I do.

- Whoa! Whoa.
- [tires screech]

Let's change the subject, okay?

Tell me more about your ghotas.

Do they have three
eyes and six horns?

[dry laugh]

No. They are
unicellular amphipods

with a nucleolytic
subdermal membrane

and capable of complete
chromodynamic distortion.

What does all that mean?

Ghotas can make
themselves invisible.

- Invisible? Cool.
- Ghotas are not cool.

Their metabolic temperature
is 155 of your degrees.

Ghotas are an aggressive,
intelligent, and clever species.

This one disabled the plasma
injectors in my spacecraft.

I was forced to
land on your planet.

-The Ghota escaped.
- So Ghotas can think?

Yes.

Urp: Stop.

Stop here!

What? Did you see something?

No, I sensed it.
Over there by that dwelling.

- We get out here.
- We?

You must come with me.
Ted wants you safe.

That's sweet of Ted.
I want Tammy safe, too.

Come.

Stay behind me. Close.

Dr. Lewis, I really don't
think we should be here.

Stop. Don't move.

This is not good.

What is not good?

It's only a puddle.
Somebody spilled something.

- That's all.
- Yes, a puddle.

- So why is a puddle not good?
- The Ghota has eaten.

It absorbs its prey's nutrients,

leaving only water
and metabolic residue.

- What?
- Humans are mostly water.

Humans? That's a person?

- It was a person.
- Oh, look at it! That is a mud puddle.

It's not a person.

Dr. Lewis-- Ted, aren't you carrying
this Ghota thing a little bit too far?

I mean, you're very creative
and I think it's great

that you're rounding up all
the bad killer space goats--

- Quiet. Stay behind me.
- Oh, this is absurd! What for?

- Ted wants you safe!
- Oh, would you please not talk like that?

It is beginning to bug me.

[distant rumbling]

I think I've had enough of this
silly, stupid game.

- You are safe with me.
- You keep away!

Pull over.

I gotta take a whizz.

Can't you wait until
we get to town?

No, I can't.

Now, please,
pull over there by those trees.

Oh, you're like a child, Bubba.

[truck bed clanks]

Now, what was that?
Don't go too far, Bubba.

You're too drunk to
find your way back.

Don't worry about it, Lloyd.

I can handle it, I think.

[choking]

- Bubba?
- [muffled screams]

Are you getting sick, Bubba?

What's this mess you left here?

- Bubba?
- [alien sounds]

- Boom! Zap!
- Tommy, cut that out.

Zap! You're dead, you creep.

- Oh, Mrs. Lewis!
- Hi, is Dr. Miller in?

- No, he's--
- Laura, we gotta go.

We'll be late!

Laura: How many times
have I told you?

We're not going to the movies.

- When will he be back?
- Tommy: It's not fair!

Well, that's the price
of being a creep.

He's seen enough of that
science fiction junk.

It gives him nightmares.

Laura, really, it's important.
When will Dr. Miller be back?

Oh, it won't be until late.
He's gone off to Barstow.

- Barstow? Will you tell him--
- Laura, you really bite.

What? Kid, you're hamburger!

Cody: A monster is a pretty
hard thing to swallow, Dickie.

You know, fine, Cody,
don't believe me.

When the heck are you
going to grow up, Code?

The monster did it, Dickie.

Dig this, cats.
Suppose your monster is real.

- It is real.
- Okay, okay, so it's real.

My old man just got one of
them new Polaroid cameras.

You know, like,
instant pictures.

We go up there,
snap off a few shots of your monster,

sell them to the newspapers,
and get rich, rich, rich.

- It almost killed us.
- So this time we'll be ready for it.

With what? A paranoid camera?

It's a Polaroid, man. Polaroid.
So what's it gonna be, Dickie?

This is our big chance.

Don't blow it, Clyde.

I think it's the only way
we can prove what happened.

I don't believe this.

There's nothing here now.

Looks like your monster split.

Good, let's go home.

Hey, I bet the crash and
monster are connected.

Yeah.
Come on, let's go up there.

No, let's go home.

You're nuts, Cody.
That's way too far to climb.

Too far? Please, Dickie.

- Cody, if Dawson ever finds out about
this-- - No, don't sweat it, pal.

We'll be fine.

- Wow.
- Dick: What is it?

A rocket?

Yeah. No. Maybe, I don't know.

But I do know we're going to be
rich, Dickie.

Oh, yeah. Come on, let's go.

Cody, wait.
It could be radioactive.

- Oh, you think?
- You got your picture.

Let's just split while we still
can, okay?

Yeah. Right.

Come on.

[gurgles]

[distant arguing]

Tommy: I don't want to go!

Tommy,
we're going home and that's it.

No! I want to go
back to the town!

No!

- [door closes]
-[grunts]

Please.

You stink.

Just keep at it, brat,
and you won't be able to sit for a week.

My dad is going to fire you.

Oh, this time, Tommy,
you are cooked.

- Now, go to your room.
- No.

You are really cruising
for a bruising, kiddo.

[Ghota slurps]

[gurgles]

Laura!

- What is it now, Tommy?
- Laura!

What are you doing
out of your room?

Do you want me to check
for monsters again?

- It's up there.
- You little creep.

You see all those horrible movies
and now you're scared of monsters.

The monster is up in
the hall with a big eye.

It's true!

[both screaming]

Stu: It's true.
I saw it on TV last week.

The guy even had pictures.

I still say it's a secret
jet the Air Force has.

Chief, jets don't fly like that.

Jerking around and then
suddenly zipping away?

Vern: I'll jerk some
sense into both of you.

What we saw out there in the
butte, that was a meteor.

A common garden variety meteor.

- Case closed.
-[phone rings]

- Mojave Police, Chief Dawson.
- Stiles:Chief, it's Stiles.

-[chatter]
- Uh-huh.

All right, well,
ask around the neighborhood.

Call me if you learn anything.

Stiles: All right, I will.

- Strange.
- Chief?

That was Stiles.

He found Lloyd Olson's
truck abandoned.

No sign of him or Bubba.

Said the doors were both opened

and the key was still
in the ignition.

The only thing around was
a couple of big puddles.

That's odd.
It hasn't rained in months.

- [rings]
- [sighs]

- Mojave Police, Chief Dawson.
- Laura:Chief!

-[chatter] - Whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa, slow down.

- Who is this?
-It's Laura McBride.

- Uh-huh. Laura McBride.
-It's a monster.

Chief Dawson: What can I do for
you, Ms. McBride?

-Please!
- A monster?

-Yes!
- With a giant eyeball?

- Look, we're kind of busy here, Ms.
McBri-- -No!

- All right.
-You gotta help me!

Doc Miller's house.

All right,
we'll send someone out.

Yes. Yes.
Yes, of course, right away.

Laura McBride is
having an emergency.

A giant monster, she said.

Laura's Suzie McBride's kid
sister, isn't she?

That's, uh...
that's one classy chassis.

Watson, you're going out on a
call, not a date.

- Take Stu.
- I don't need a chaperone.

For backup.

I don't like what's
going on today.

Hello. Officer Vernon Watson.

What seems to be the problem?

There's a monster in the house.

Really? A big one?

I don't know what it is.

I've never been so scared.

Hey, aren't you Suzie
McBride's kid sister?

What? There's something
horrible inside there.

- Do something!
- How's Suzie doing?

Is she still hanging out
with that insurance jerk?

Oh!

There's a big ol' hairy monster!

- Oh!
-[Ghota growling]

[growls]

Oh!

[gunshots]

Vern, you okay?

[Vern screams]

[distant chatter]

Vernon?

Vernon?

Vernon,
this better not be a joke.

Vernon?

[sizzling]

[groans] Vernon.

Hey! Hey, you!

Is that you, Dr. Lewis?

What are you doing?

Hey! Hey! Hey!

He just walked in.
I'll tell him.

Good news only, Stiles.

Sorry, Chief.
Ted Lewis stole a car.

This is the license.

Dr. Lewis from the observatory?

The very one.

Lewis, huh? See, you never know.

These eggheads,
they seem like they're one step away

from the rubber room, anyway.

[chuckles] Bring him in.

10-4, Chief.

Stu over radio: Unit Two.
Unit Two!

- Go ahead, Unit Two.
- Chief, we have a PDX.

We have a PDX here.

A PDX?
Officer Barnes, get it right.

A PDX, Vern's down.

He's down?

Yeah, he was there and
then there was nothing.

- Just a puddle.
- A puddle?

Yeah,
with his gun and badge in it.

What should I do now, Chief?

Chief?

Chief?

I'm sorry about Vernon, Chief.

- He was a first-rate officer.
- Yeah.

Chief, what could've done this?

Folks are saying
it must be acid.

A psycho killer with acid.

What else could it be?

- [rings]
- [sighs]

- Mojave Police, Dawson here.
- Ed:Chief, it's Ed.

Dr. Lewis just ran
over a stop sign.

- Are you sure?
-[chatter]

All right, all right,
call me if you see anything else.

All right.

That was Ed Sanders.
He spotted Lewis on his property.

Said the boob drove
all over a stop sign.

Oh, Sanders thinks Lewis
has some kind of weapon.

- You think it fires acid?
- Really, Barnes.

I knew I should've
never taken this job.

- What?
- Town needed a temporary chief

for three weeks until
they found a real cop.

They thought being
a dogface in the war

was enough qualification for me.

Don't worry, they said.

Nothing ever happens
here, they said.

And for five years nothing did.

And then two days before
my replacement finally

takes over and suddenly,
we have monsters and killers

and men from Mars and
God knows what else!

Just two lousy stinking days.

[growls]

Where are you going, Chief?

Guess it's time to play cop.

[door closes]

I'll stay here.

Mommy! Mommy!

Betsy? What is it now?

Mommy, there's bears out here.

They're trying to eat me.

Remember what happened to the
little boy who cried wolf?

But it wasn't a
wolf, it was a bear!

[chatter]

- What'll it be, guys?
- Coke.

- Coke.
- I'll have a RC Cola.

Very funny, Cody.
Okay, three Cokes.

Well, you're sure full of
yourself today, mister.

You betcha.

We're going to be rich, Tammy.

We got a picture of
a genuine spaceship.

- A spaceship? - Yeah,
that crashed up on the butte last night.

Got a picture of it right here.

Whoa, be careful with that.
It's worth a million bucks.

- Not as good as monster, but--
- A monster?

A monster, Tammy.

We were attacked by a
monster this morning.

Only no one will believe us.

[stutters] What did
this monster look like?

Well, it was like a-- like
a big shimmering shiny

- balloon thing with a big eyeball.
- Yeah, it was weird.

It was there one minute
and then gone, like,

it could just become invisible.

- Oh, my God.
- Tammy, you believe us?

Cheese it, it's the cops.

Tammy, coffee.

- [sighs]
- Chief Dawson,

there's something
I have to tell you.

- Later, Tammy.
- Chief, please.

- Not now, Tammy.
- Tammy, more coffee.

Hey, Dawson,
whatever happened to Vern Watson?

I heard he got melted by acid.

Yeah, and I heard Lloyd
and Bubba are missing.

And what's this talk
about a monster?

A monster, Fred? Get real.

It's a schizophrenic manic
depressive psychotic.

I read all about these sickos.

I didn't know you could read.

Look, people, listen to me.

There are no psycho killers.

No monsters.

All we got is a couple of unsolved
disappearances, that's all.

That's all? Ooh!
Well, that's a relief.

Look, just stick together.

Stay in your homes.
You see anything unusual, you report it.

And trust me,
there's no cause for alarm.

Well, it sounds like there's
plenty cause for alarm.

- [all clamoring]
- People, please!

- [dings]
- Darlene, number five.

Number two, hot and sweaty.

Great speech, Dawson.
I feel so much better now.

Give them to Tammy, Simone.
My shift's over.

Tammy, get your buns over here.

Chief, please listen to me.

I know this will sound crazy
but you have to listen to me.

Well,
crazy's the word for the day.

All right, go ahead, Tammy.

Chief, the killer is some
kind of alien creature.

It's called a Ghota.
It came from the spaceship.

You know,
that crash on the butte.

- Mm-hmm.
-Chief Dawson, please.

This is a very
dangerous creature.

It can think. It can hunt.

- It's a born killer.
- Mm-hmm.

All it leaves
behind is a puddle.

The victim's water.

- How'd you know about that?
- I've seen it.

You've seen this thing?

Well, no. No, not exactly.

Dr. Lewis told me about it.

Yeah, well,
Lewis has gone bananas.

Actually,
Dr. Lewis is a marshal.

A federal marshal from another...
planet.

Another planet.

[yells out]

- Chief! Chief!
- [sighs]

You're nuts! Lewis is nuts!

This whole town!
You're all stark raving loco!

[patrons murmur]

I want to know what's going on.

[groans]

- I'm sorry.
- [patrons cough]

Sorry.

Fred: Let's go, Henry.

We're safer outside
with the acid killer.

[patrons chatter]

- Ugh, no, Sam! Where's the bag?
- It's busted.

- There's a new one on order.
- Great.

Hey, toots,
would you run up the street

and pick me up some
lard, please?

The cheap stuff.
I'll mind the store.

Great.

[receding footsteps]

[whimpers]

Merlin! Come here, boy.

Come here. Where's Wilson?

- Merlin, what's wrong?
-[alien sounds]

- [barks, whimpers]
- Merlin, it's all right.

Cody.
Code, did you hear about Vern?

Yeah. I heard.

Jeez, Code.
Your arch enemy is missing.

We figured you'd be kicking
your heels up with joy.

Yeah, he sucked his last
egg, right?

Yeah, I guess.

Hey,
why don't we go to the flicks?

-Yeah, it's just what you need.
- Nah, you cats go ahead.

Ah, come on, Code. My treat.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- Okay, why not?
- Penny: Come on.

Come on.

Mommy! Mommy!

What is it now, Betsy?

There's a monster
with one big eye!

I told you before to
stop making up stories.

Now, see what you've done?

You've gone and
scared yourself silly.

There's a monster!

There are no monsters.

You get inside.

- [alien sounds]
-Now.

Mommy!

- [plate shatters]
- [groans]

What's with you, Tammy?
You've been like that all day.

Just keep your
mind on your work.

Sorry, Sam.

Ah, this killer thing's getting to
you, huh, toots?

I think we can forget about any
dinner crowd in here tonight.

All right, I'm going.

Sweep up the sidewalk
and just straighten up

in here before you
leave, will you?

Stop right there, Dr. Lewis.

You are Stiles.

You are a constable.
You must assist me.

Yeah, sure, that's exactly why I'm
here, Dr. Lewis.

- Is that a weapon, sir?
- Yes.

All right, Dr. Lewis,
just hand me the gun, sir.

- Why?
- Because I'm asking you to.

I don't any-- I don't
want any trouble here.

Just hand it over,
nice and slow.

No.

Now, look here, Dr. Lewis.

Officer Stiles.

Dr. Lewis. What's going on?

- Get back inside, Tammy.
- Tammy, the Ghota is near.

I must find it
before it divides.

- Ghota?
- The monster. We'll be overrun.

We'll all be killed.

Monster?
What are you talking about?

Tell him.

Your planet will soon
be infected with Ghotas.

They will consume
all organic matter

until your world
is devoid of life.

Before it divides,
its hunger is massive.

It will seek the greatest
concentration of prey.

You are all in extreme peril.

This is crazy.
This is crazy, Dr. Lewis.

Give me the weapon right now.

No, Stiles, please,
you have to believe him.

Now, look here, Dr. Lewis,
I've been on this force

for 15 years,
and I've never used this gun yet.

Don't let this be
the first time.

- Hand me the weapon.
- No.

- Dr. Lewis, please!
- I must find the Ghota.

[gunshot]

- [groans]
- Dr. Lewis!

- [alien sounds] - Dr. Lewis,
are you hurt bad?

I am not Dr. Lewis.

I am Urp.

I am merely in dwelling
in Dr. Lewis' body.

But this body is damaged.

I must return to my
ship to repair it.

- I'll take you.
- No, I must go alone.

Be careful, Tammy.

Urp wants you safe.

There's that polarity again.

Fascinating.

- [car door closes]
- [engine starts]

That's called obstruction of
justice, Tammy.

You are in a tub of
trouble, girl.

Wait for me inside the diner.

Stiles over radio: Unit Three!

- Chief! Chief, are you there?
- [alien sounds]

Ted Lewis has gone insane.
He's armed and dangerous.

- He's escaped.
- [distorted gurgling]

What's going on?

[screams]

[static]

Some blast of a day, huh, baby?

Monster attack.
People getting slimed.

- Spaceship.
- Dick, please.

Sorry.

Penny: "The Blob."

Jeez,
that's all we need right now,

to see a monster movie.

Come on. Come on!

[Ghota gurgles, growls]

Hello?

Anybody there?

- [gasps]
- [alien sounds]

- [plate shatters]
- [Tammy grunts]

[screeches]

Salt. Yes. Salt.

- [phone rings] - Mojave
Police, Dawson here.

[sighs] Chief,
it's Lana Lewis.

Please, you have to help me.

It's Ted, there's somethingterribly wrong with him.

Yes, I know, Mrs. Lewis.

He's stolen a vehicle
and eluded arrest.

I got my men out
looking for him.

Listen, I think-- I think he
has a head injury or something.

Please tell your
officers not to hurt him.

Yes, ma'am, we'll try not to.

You'll try?

I'm coming down
there right away.

Mrs. Lewis, I don't think
that's a very good i-- hello?

[sighs] The news just
keeps getting better.

Lana Lewis is on her way here.

Have you found Lewis yet?

Stiles hasn't,
but I expect he'll call in soon.

I guess I better look
for Lewis myself.

Mrs. Lewis thinks he
got hit on the head.

I say he just flipped out.

Well, be nice to her, Barnes.

- She's a little rattled.
- Yes, sir.

Good man.

[man screams]

Don't even think about it.

I won't.

[sighs] Dick,
I hate these movies.

Let's go.

I want to see how
they get the monster.

Just another second.

Hey, watch this.

I'll bet they flip out
and run like sheep.

[crowd screams]

Dick, that's the longest
second in history.

- Let's go. Please?
- Just another second.

[gurgles]

Dick, I'm feeling like I
felt in the car this morning.

- Hmm?
- When the monster attacked.

Where would a ghota go?

Woman: Are we too
late for the movie?

- Woman #2: It's just about to start.
- Seeking the greatest

concentration of prey.

Woman: Oh,
this is going to be swell.

[crowd screaming]

Dave! Dave, the theater!

[alien sounds]

[man chatters]

It's the most horrible thing
I've ever seen in my life.

[all screaming]

They're here! They're here!

The killers from space!
They're here!

[screaming from movie]

Do you see it?

The coast looks clear.
Let's just get out of here.

[alien sounds]

- [screams]
- Oh!

Watch out. Okay. It's gone.

Dick, where is it?

[both panting]

Come on, go this way.

Oh! Cody.

- It's a monster, Dickie.
- Yeah, we know that, you jerk.

Oh, no.

[panting]

- Is anyone in there?
- Tammy? Tammy, is that you?

- Penny?
- Tammy, the monster's in here.

It can disappear.
It can be anywhere.

Yeah, we've met.

Tammy, it's hunting us.

We keep trying to get out,
but it's blocking our path.

Kids, stay cool.
I'll be right there.

- [alien sounds]
- Get back!

Tammy!

Dick: Tammy, hurry up!

Stay cool, kids.

Penny: Dick, I'm scared.

Where was it last
time you saw it?

There.

- [screeches]
- Dick:Oh, there it is.

Penny: Oh, no!

Dick: Oh, no.

Come on, kids, let's split.

- [alien sounds]
- [all screaming]

Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no, it's divided.

Tammy, what do we do?
Penny! Penny, stay back.

Stay back. Oh. Oh, no.

[gurgles]

[screeches]

[screeches]

- Tammy is safe.
- Thank you.

Wow, man, you killed it.

Stop, don't touch it.
It's not dead.

What? It's not dead?

No, they're merely in stasis.

We must take them back to
my ship before they revive.

Get those curtains
from the door.

We'll wrap the Ghotas in them.

I'll get my truck.

That was close.

Lana: Ted? Ted!

We must go.

- Tammy: Don't you think I'd better--
- Now.

Stu: Dr. Lewis,
hold it right there.

Ted!

-Ted, it's me!
- Stu:Hold it right there, sir!

Lana: Ted, wait!

- Wait for me, Ted!
- Dr. Lewis!

- Oh! - In the name of the
law, do not move that truck.

Ted. Ted! [gasps]

[police sirens]

- Barnes, what's going on?
- It's Lewis, Chief. He's kidnapped Tammy.

That's not true! He's just--

If you know something, kid,
you better tell me fast.

- Now, where'd they go?
- To the drive-in.

Don't mess with me, O'Hara.
Where'd they go?

They went to the butte.
To the meteor crash.

I know it.
That's where this all got started.

All right, Barnes,
you radio Stiles.

I think Stiles is dead, Chief.

A puddle just like Vern.

They found his car
parked near the diner.

Good Lord.

All right, you,
you, and you, Frank.

You're all deputized.
Get your rifles and you follow me.

- Yes, Chief.
- Dawson, it's Ted.

Don't you dare hurt
him, you hear me?

Mrs. Lewis,
this is official police business.

Now, get in the car!

Woman: No.

Man: Just do it.

Woman #2: Earl.

[chatter]

Well, come on, cats. Let's go.

Jeez, slow down, will you?

- [distant police sirens]
- This is not good.

Oh, please. No more not good.

Chief Dawson: He's
driving like a maniac.

- [scoffs] Dawson.
- We'll catch him all right.

- Barnes, is your revolver loaded?
- Dawson!

[distant police sirens]

There! Turn here.
Through that tunnel.

But my ship is ahead.

Turn here!
This is a shortcut to the butte.

Be calm. It is still in stasis.

[distant police sirens]

Move your vehicle away.
They'll be here soon.

Urp.

-[chatter]
- Urp.

They're here.

- No!
- Tammy, get back.

I will not.
What are you going to do?

Shoot him? And for what?

For murdering half
a dozen people.

He didn't do it, Chief.

The Ghota did. His name is Urp.

No, it's not. That's my husband Ted.
He's not well.

No, it's Urp.
He's borrowed Ted's body.

He captured the Ghota.

He saved us.
He saved the whole Earth!

All he wants is a few hours to
repair his ship and leave in peace.

Tammy, I'll shoot if I have to.

Now, get out of the way!

This is police business!

It is our business,
Dawson, ours.

All of us. Humans.

This traveler from
another world spared us

from an unspeakable catastrophe.

We don't just live on a planet.

We live in an universe.

A big universe.

And it's filled with ice planets

and spaceships and worlds
with other beings like Urp.

It's a place of unimaginable
beauty and wonder.

And it's there
for us to explore.

So what are we going to do?

Stay cooped up in
our little towns

and our little lives
and end up as small,

frightened puddles
of our own making?

Please, don't make this any
worse, Chief Dawson.

Let him repair his
ship and leave.

All right, Marshal Urp.

I'll let you off this
time with a warning.

Fix your spaceship
and keep your goats

off our planet, you got that?

We apologize for this trespass.

We had feared landing on Earth

because our
intelligence indicated

that you are a pathetically
primitive life-form.

All: What?

But I have seen that
you are more than this.

You posses determination,

resourcefulness,
and uncommon courage.

You will need these qualities

to survive the dangers

that await and challenge
an awakening world.

This spaceship will
depart at sunrise.

Be advised to stand clear.

Urp?

Urp thanks you for
your assistance.

Will I-- will I
ever see you again?

That is unknowable.

I'll miss you.

Urp will miss Tammy.

Tammy?

Urp would seek this polarity
with you if Urp was a human.

But I still do
not understand it.

Good-bye, Tammy.
I have a long journey to make.

So do I.

Good-bye, Urp.

Ted?

I am not Ted.

Ted will be returned
momentarily.

- Ted?
- Lana? Where are we?

Oh, oh, Ted! Oh!

- [moans]
- Thank God.

I had a pipe.

What?

- You okay, Dr. Lewis?
- Yes, I think so.

Good. Good, just try not

to steal any more cars, okay?

- Steal cars? What happened?
- Lana: Yeah.

All I remember was that I
was here and now I'm here?

What on earth am I wearing?

I'll tell you all about it, darling.
Later.

Hey, Code, why the long face?

Can you dig this, cats?

I didn't even bring the camera.

No one will ever believe it.

What does it matter, Code?

We're alive, and we had

the adventure of a lifetime.

[spaceship rumbling]

[music playing]

[alien sounds]