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Where's the control?

Hey,

have you seen the control?

No. Hey, listen, can you help me with something?

What? Well, like, I got this theme for a movie coming up, and I really need help

going over my scenes, going over the whole script.

Well, what are you asking me for?

Well, like, isn't your friend Johnny, like, doesn't he act?

Like, can you ask him to come over and, like, go over these lines with me?

What? What?

That's random as fuck.

Why don't you ask one of your girlfriends?

What's wrong with them? They're, like, all in school or working right now.

I don't have anybody to help me.

I really don't want anyone coming over. Like, I was about to watch the baseball

game. I mean, come on. You never do anything for me.

What are you...

What are you talking about?

You're supposed to be, like, my big brother, and you're not doing anything.

Like, you never help me with anything.

I asked you for one thing.

Listen. Just ask him to come over. What's the big deal?

He could really help me with this.

Call one of your fucking friends. I'm not going to call my friend to come over

here. They're all at work or school or something.

Nobody's going to help me.

Johnny's probably busy. I know he's busy. He has a girlfriend. He fucking

job. Can't you just call and ask?

Like, you can't even just call.

Did you just do something for me? God, you're such a brat. You never do

for me. I never asked you. Oh, okay. Now you're going to make it about that. I'm

asking you this one thing. I'm your stepbrother. I'm not your fucking, I

know, errand boy. I don't know what that means. I never do anything for you. You

only ask me for one thing. All right.

Fine, man. Let me call him, but... It's so annoying. Shit.

If he doesn't answer...

If he doesn't fucking answer, it's not my problem. But he called back if he got

an answer.

I really need help with this. Like, it's in two days. What am I supposed to do?

Alright, hold on. I'm calling him.

Doesn't answer. I don't know.

It's ringing.

And take this shit off speakerphone.

Maybe he'll answer. I don't know.

Uh, Johnny.

Hey.

Yeah, listen, dude.

Yeah. Hey, man.

I gotta ask you for a favor.

Yeah, you know my step -sister?

Yeah.

Well, she has, like, this... What is it? What is it?

It's a script.

It's a coming movie.

Okay, so she got a role in this movie, and she... Trying to rehearse her lines

right now.

She needs someone to rehearse with.

So I know, yeah.

Yeah, I know you act and shit.

Yeah, she wants to know if you can come over and help her out.

Yeah, I know you're into that acting shit.

Yeah.

You will?

Okay.

No, no, yeah, we'll be here. What time can you be here?

Like in an hour?

Alright, cool.

Alright, man, listen, I'm sorry. I'm sorry to bug you, bro.

Yeah, just... Alright.

You sure it's not a problem?

Alright, cool, man. Yeah, I'll see you in an hour, then.

Alright, thanks, man.

Alright, he's gonna come over.

Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Alright, so, uh, can you let me watch TV now?

Alright, fine.

Jesus Christ.

Hey, where's your friend?

Um... He, I don't know, he was supposed to be here like 10 minutes ago. Yeah, he

was supposed to be here a while ago, and he hasn't shown up.

Okay. Can you, like, call him or something?

I mean, I don't want to keep bugging him. He said he would show up. Fine, all

right, let me call him.

Hold on.

All right, dialing.

Nah, I mean, he just sent me straight to voicemail. He's not answering.

Oh, my God.

This is really important. I need to rehearse.

Okay, I'm sorry. I don't know what you want me to do. I mean, I called him. I

don't have any other friends that can help you. I mean, this guy has

acting.

Let me text him.

Hold on.

This is just so important.

Oh, he just texted me. He said, sorry, I can't make it. I have an emergency.

My little sister fell off her bike and...

Messed up her leg.

I have to take her to the ER.

Shit.

Sorry.

Listen. What am I going to do now? I have to get this done.

Well, I mean, I can help you.

What's the problem? I don't know.

There's, like, a sex scene in this, and, like, I don't want to be naked around

you. You're my stepbrother. That's weird.

Well, okay, listen, listen.

We're not blood related, all right?

So, I mean, you want to be an actress, right?

Well, I mean, you need to be comfortable doing stuff like this.

So, I mean, I can help you.

I don't know. I don't think it'll be weird. You're my stepsister. I don't

of you in a sexual way.

Do you know what I mean?

What is the problem?

Fine, I won't help you then. No, okay, all right, no, I need to practice. I'll

just do it. Okay, so what do we got to do next?

Well, I'm like nude standing in this room talking to the male after, so.

The part of Bobby, right? That's me?

Yeah. Okay, so, I mean, what do you want to do? Do you want to get nude?

I guess I have to.

Listen, don't, you know, don't be weirded out, all right?

I'm your stepbrother.

I want to help you.

I don't think of you in a sexual way like that. So just relax.

As long as you're not weird about it. I won't be weird about it.

I'm standing here. Relax.

Come on.

What's the problem? You're making me feel self -conscious.

I am? You're staring at them so much.

I'm not trying to make you feel weird. Okay, fine.

All right, what do we do next?

All right, well, the scene calls me to walk around and talk to Bobby.

So I'm playing the part of Bobby? Mm -hmm. Okay.

All right, so let me see. Let me see. Let me look at the other, my copy of the

script.

All right, so go ahead.

Okay.

I mean, I need to know where this relationship is going, Bobby.

I just, I don't know what you want from me.

That's pretty good.

That's pretty good. You don't, you know, it's really good.

You don't seem, you know, uncomfortable at all.

So what's next?

Uh, shit.

All right.

This part is tricky.

What do you mean?

Well, it's supposed to be a sex scene, and Bobby's supposed to be touching my

breath. Oh, really?

Oh, cool.

Cool? No, it's weird.

My stepbrother. Come on.

Look, look. Didn't we just talk about this?

I'm not... This is acting, okay?

It's not real life. Like, you've got to look at it that way. Mm -hmm.

All right, so, I mean, can we go on and practice?

Yeah, I have to.

Okay, so try not to, you know, just relax, all right? I'm not going to, you

know, do anything weird.

You're supposed to be helping me out here.

Okay, so... It's a scene. Like, we're both supposed to be naked. All right.

you focus? So you want me to get naked?

Yeah. Okay, fine. Fuck it.

I'm going to get naked, too, so it doesn't have to be as awkward, okay?

Look, I'm naked just like you, okay? Chill out. Relax.

All right? Are you comfortable now? I'm naked, too.

It's so weird. All right, so now what? Whatever, all right. We'll just get

through it. Be professional.

Okay, so keep touching on your tits. Yeah, and then I have another line.

All right.

Oh, my God.

All right, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, go ahead.

God, Bobby, this feels so good.

Okay, relax.

I'm touching on your tits, okay? You're hot.

I'm sorry. I know I'm your stepbrother, but I'm a guy, okay? I fucking... What

do you want me to do?

Listen, listen.

Let me just get used to feeling on your boobs, and my boner will go away. Don't

freak out, okay?

All right, fine.

All right.

Okay, so now what?

We're supposed to, like, act out the sex scene, so... So now what do we do?

I don't know. I guess I'll just lay on my back on the bed in my bedroom.

So I'm supposed to pretend to, you know, make love to you or something?

Yeah, yeah.

How weird.

Do you want to practice or not?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so show me. Lead the way. All right.

All right, so what do we do next?

I'm just supposed to stand over you like I'm about to make love to you? Mm -hmm.

And then it's the...

That... What? Where is it? I'm trying to find it. Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! I'm sorry. You moved.

I didn't move. You moved.

You did this on purpose.

No, I didn't. I swear to God.

Oh, my fucking God.

What do I do? Well, you need to get rid of your boner, like, immediately.

Can I just... Okay, listen. Let me just... Give me, like, three pumps, and

blow a load, and we can start over again, okay? I'm sorry.

Oh, my God.

Is that okay with you?

Like, as long as we can start, like, actually working after, like, yeah, just

three pumps, but that's it. Okay.

I'm sorry. It won't go away.

Can I just... Let me get a few more pumps. I swear I'll come and we can just

start over, okay? All right, all right, all right. Fine.

I'm sorry.

Can I just... Listen, just fuck me really quick and blow your load so we

over this and just rehearse already.

Okay, so you want me to fuck you really quick? Yeah. All right, I'll fuck you

really quick. I'll blow a load and we can start over.

Fine, fine.

All right, just lay down.

Oh, my God.

I'm sorry. It was a nap today. I swear to God.

Whatever. Just sleep.

Your dick does feel pretty good.

Oh, so you like this, huh?

All right. Well, I mean, it's okay if you do. I mean, you're one of my

stepsisters. I'm a real sister.

Yeah.

but I need something warm.

Yes. Fuck on that dick.

Damn, I didn't know you had to fucking move like this, baby.

That's all I can tell you.

Can you eat all my coffee? Oh my God,

come here. Come suck all this cum out of my dick. Come here.

You better not tell anyone.

I'm not. I'm not. But listen, I can still help you with those lines.

Yeah, actually.

Now that you made me call, my fucking boner's going to go away anytime soon.

Well, I mean, we better get dressed before somebody comes home.

Yeah, definitely.

Oh, my God. All right.