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I'm Lil' Lizard Tile. I'm 5 foot 9
inches tall, 190 pounds, fighting out of

Vegas, Nevada.

I'm Luna Morpheus Legend.

5 '3", 115 pounds, fighting out of
Phoenix, Arizona.

Yeah, so they're giving me some fresh
meat today. I guess they just want to

this girl get pounded.

I'm going to do my best.

Honestly, I just see easy wins.

This is my first match, but this guy is
underestimating me. I'm scrappy as fuck,

and he's going down.

After I destroy him on the mat, I'm
gonna give him the willpower to touch

over there. Right over there on the wall
of fuck.

After I destroy him in the sex fight,
I'm gonna destroy his cock with all of

fucking.

Welcome to... Evolve Fights Mixed
Wrestling. We have a fun matchup for you

today. We have back on the map a
veteran, the lizard, Will Tile. He will

taking on a rookie, making her debut
today. Her first match, Morpheus, Luna

Legend. Six minutes on the clock for
round one.

Wrestlers!

Oh! Come on.

Where you going?

Why are you tapping me? I know.

Oh, yeah.

Grab his dick.

Grab his dick.

He's giving it to you. He's putting it
on you.

Nice trap.

Make him sprawl then.

Put your ass on him. There you go. Take
his back. Take his back.

Get it. Get it.

He's wearing you like a hat. There we
go.

Oh,

nice trap.

Oh, you'll need that.

I don't know why you keep curling up.

Oh,

she's gone. Oh, those legs. Be careful
over those legs. She's dangerous.

She's trying to do some triangles.

Putting her ass right in your face.

Yep.

She can't sit on it.

Invitation.

I'm going to get a little taste.

There it is.

It's on the legs again.

All right. Lock those feet up, lady. You
can trap him here. He'll score some

points. The hell she will.

Oh, nice try.

There, you got him running, girl.

Yeah, he's running.

What's he doing?

He's going for that cock.

Yeah, there you are.

Oh, I think I'm going to open him.

You don't want to stay in the place.
That's the problem.

What are you doing? I forgot my pants
on. You don't.

You can probably fix that.

Yeah, should I just rip them off?

No, you can try.

I can do it when they come off.

Oh,

she turned it on.

Get out of there.

Oh,

she got one from behind.

Oh, cool.

And he just runs the pipe.

I feel it all.

I feel it all.

I feel it all.

Oh.

Goes right to the ass. The biggest
target.

You got to get in there.

Go for his dick, his biggest target.

What's going on, huh?

Oh, what you want me to kiss?

Oh, I'm just going to have to go for
milk.

Go for coochie. Oh, no you don't.

I heard she had very strong hands. I
heard she had one.

Second.

Yeah.

Can he get it? There it is.

It's his signature hold.

Motherfucker. The lizard feeling hold.

yeah i'm right here though yeah you can
see it yeah

Here we go.

Oh, you want to turn it on? Oh,

handy. Oh, nice try.

So I do have to watch out for them legs.
That's a little bit of drama going on

right now. But I can tell you right now,
she keeps rapping my ID.

I'm pretty much going to eat that pussy
and give myself a win.

Did you see him scared running from me?

I'm going to intimidate him, seduce him,
and I'm going to win him.

We're back!

The judges scored round one a 10 -9
round, giving that to the lizard over

We have six minutes on the clock. This
is round two. Reffers, what?

I ain't even going to move. You can come
over here. You should. I should? Yeah,

you should.

I'm going for my neck, huh? I'm just
going to hold it. I'm just going to hold

down. I'm just going to hold it down
like this.

We're all going away from her.

Yeah, go ahead and lay back

There it is.

Oh, I'm just going to lay him down
there.

Oh, Teddy.

Get a little pumping in.

Scoop this horn right quick.

I'm just going to get over it.

Over the top.

He still has the dick.

I have the balls too.

He's got a handful of balls. He's got to
be careful with his movements. He might

rip his own dick off.

He's got to stop running for a second.

You keep looking at it.

Oh, you want to play with Hattie K?
That's cool.

There it is.

Tantrum, huh?

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Not today.

Not today, though.

Give me a little taste.

How you that butt? You keep playing with
me.

Oh, you keep laughing.

That's cute.

That's cute. I'm going to dry hug you.

Well,

you can't get to me.

Oh, yeah, I got it. Yeah, I see.

Are you trying to put me in a bulldog?

Turn your back to me.

I'ma keep getting you.

It's a little free advice.

I'm just going to go like, mm -hmm, mm
-hmm, mm -hmm.

Getting on that thing.

Got to get on.

That is.

Yeah, there we go.

Let's go.

There it is.

Mm -hmm.

See where we're starting now.

Anyway, I was trying to get early, and I
went and picked a hole on the seat.

You're trying to go face first, boy.
That's what you're trying to do.

That's old school wrestling.

You're trying to go neck first. The
problem is I go head up, roll over you,

like that.

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

You know what's coming next.

That's why you close up the arm.

So

close.

It's so close, you're running away
again.

Yeah, well, that's the arm in the way.
That's your problem.

You know what, I'll just go ahead and
just get in here.

Yeah, so I pretty much got it from the
bag at this point all I want to do is

just Give the will talk special make it
come a couple times I don't care what

that scoreboard says because I've been
saving something special and that's

victory I'm gonna make him come

We're back for the third and final round
of this matchup. The judges scored

round two, another 10 -9 round, giving
that to The Lizard.

A reminder that if an orgasm occurs in
this round, it is instant victory for

orgasm inflictor. We have six minutes on
the clock to see how that turns out.

Wrestlers, what?

Come on.

Is there a dick in your hand? Yeah, I
got a dick in my hand.

Oh, you want me to bring it to you? All
right, that's cool. Yeah.

We'll bring it to you.

Where you going? Where you going? Come
on. I thought you were moving.

I thought you were going.

What you doing now?

Just one hand. One hand.

One hand. You got one hand on the dick.

Oh, nice try.

Oh, I could just hit you right now. Just
like.

Uh oh, hail now. Nice try.

Oh no, you got your legs closed. Oh, I
got them closed. Oh my gosh.

One of those games is too strong.

It's too strong for you.

Now I'm just going to get this wizard.

Get some bomb in the air.

I'm just going to slap that on them.

Yeah.

Go ahead, lick it.

Lick it, lick it, lick it, lick it, lick
it.

Lick it.

Yeah. Let's get a little dry water. How
about that? Oh, hell no.

Why are you running?

I'm not running.

Come on, it's right here.

It's right here.

Got the

wizard what's he gonna do?

Oh, hell nah.

Nice try.

What if I can roll and face fuck you?

Only way to find out.

Oh, what are you doing?

You trying to figure out what to hit?

Fuck me.

Cradle you up.

Cradle you up.

Cool.

It's too late now. Hold top.

I know what's going on back there.

What's going to go first?

It's a mission to you.

It's a race against the clock now.

He gets 20 seconds to do whatever he
wants. Go to the center.

20 seconds is up. You have two seconds
left on the clock to finish the round.

Start in a neutral position.

The judges scored round three a tie.

10 -10 round. The score is 30 -28.

Your winner, the lizard, Will Tile,
takes your prize.

Get over there, loser.

You should probably get on your fucking
knees.

No hands.

Now you can

Now tell me, did you win?

Pretty much.

That's a lie.

I'm going to ask you again.

Did you win?

I could have.

That's still a lot.

Okay.

Third time's a charm.

Did you win?

No.

Stand up.

You were sucking that shit, huh?

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Go ahead and throw it home.

Throw that ass home. You got a nice ass
for a loser.

You got a nice everything for a loser.

I'm going to do a lot of shit. You want
to do like that?

Shut up and fuck me.

Throw it on me. Throw it on me.

Now don't fucking move. Don't fucking
move.

Just let me talk.

Just let me fucking talk.

I think you could do better.

It's supposed to be better.

Double G class.

Because you didn't learn it early.

Shut up and give me that dick.

Shut the fuck up.

You need a toe. You need a toe.

Shut the fuck up.

Good at something.

Oh, yeah, yeah. You're talking a lot of
shit. This is good for something, huh?

Yeah. Yeah. Good for women.

Look at that scoreboard.

What did that scoreboard say?

It said you lean the fuck back.

There you go.

Just like that.

Just like that.

They're not as pretty as you, but they
all lose a thing.

Oh, really?

I think you're ready for some cum. You
think you're ready for some cum?

Put it right on your face. You're just
going to walk out of here. You're going

to walk with it on your face. How about
that?

much as usual with all the winning but
you know you can always come back for a

rematch yeah to beat you yeah so we
exited that way uh you gotta go the

way so maybe you could follow me since
you'll be losing next time no i'm good

Congratulations, Will Tile.

Another W.

Beautiful display, but she gave you a
run for your money. She was grabbing

dick the whole time.

Yes, she had good hand -eye
coordination.

She was in there. She was in there. She
was putting her mouth on everything and

just grabbing the dick the whole time.
Very flexible, too. Was that flexibility

a problem for you? Yeah, I was trying to
go for the old school, you know, ankle

pick from around the leg, and she was
just like...

Yeah, you're like, bodies don't move
like that. I was told to be able to

that away and not have it go in some
other direction. That was strange.

Yeah, it's weird when they don't do what
they're supposed to do.

Like, I do this all day, and you're not
moving the way bodies should.

Yeah, I started checking DNA at that
point.

Yeah. So let's talk about that mean
little submission at the end. She was

jerking you. It was a close call. How
close were you to coming?

and is that why you i was getting there
and i felt like i hadn't pulled one and

i know she was like would let me get a
headlock so i just went for like when i

got a other one when i grabbed my other
box up i was like just snap it on and

let's see what happens it was a very
exciting moment because you thought you

were close to nutting She was
sacrificing.

She was like, I'll put my neck in
danger. I don't care. I'm going to make

come. She was giving it everything she
got to win, and you submit her. In the

last two seconds of the round, that was
just.

A beautiful display.

It was going to be super awkward if you
would have called time, and I would have

nutted. Oh, my God. That would have been
amazing.

Oh, God, please. I kind of wish that had
happened. Can we run it back? No.

I got the wind down. No.

It's happening in my imagination, which
means it's happening in a parallel

universe. There it is. That's good
enough.

That, whatever you count. This one
counts. Yeah.

Well, do you feel we were respecting
your boundaries?

Yeah. Did you do anything you didn't
want to do today? Do you want to come

Yeah. Do you have some names you want to
call out for your next fight?

Rocky Emerson.

Dodging you. Olivia Madison.

I'm going on the giant tour. Oh, the two
talls. Okay. 5 '8 and above is the new

thing. If you are over 5 '8 and you are
a wrestler for Evolve Fights, come catch

this ass one. Yeah, come get it. We want
all the tallies. We love you. We want

to climb you. We want to.

The world loves tall ladies.

Yes, it does.

Oh, beautiful place. All right, well,
thank you so much. Let's wave bye to the

members. Bye, y 'all.

Well, welcome to Evolve 5. How did you
like it?

I loved it.

You looked like you were enjoying it.
You were smiling the whole time. There's

an ear -to -ear grin on your face.

Yeah, I mean, he definitely put me in
positions I've never been put in. before

yeah you're gonna be Thor for sure your
body got neck the neck and I think your

leg your hip might be you got like wish
boned as we call it when you get pride

open got split right open split roasted
I love every moment of it so he you

know we just interviewed him he conceded
you were getting him close to the nut

in that third round could have been an
instant victory if you could run it back

what would you have done differently oh
I definitely

Probably would have gave it my little
bit less of strength, and I would have

made him bust all over. I know it for a
fact.

I heard you say that you are known for
having strong hands.

Yeah, strong hands. And he was saying,
you know, obviously you were getting

close, so you had strong hands.

Do you think in your next matches that's
something you're going to utilize more?

Grab it a little stronger, stroke it a
little harder, probably.

Yeah, a little stronger, a little
longer.

Two different little strategies.

So do you have any wrestling experience?

Have you grappled? Have you done jiu
-jitsu? Have you wrestled? Did you use

pin boys in school?

Because you look like a natural. You
roll really well here.

Oh, thank you. This is my first. First
ever.

Amazing. Well, I can promise you that
people are going to see you on this.

You're going to get a lot more requests
to do wrestling.

I've been told, and I am biased, that
mine is everyone's favorite.

I'm the nicest and the most fun.

But you are going to get a ton of people
begging you to do some wrestling. So I

hope it still is something that you like
and enjoy doing and you want to come

back more and more and more for.

What was so hard about wrestling Will
Tile?

I can't lie. He's pretty strong.

He is strong. He's got more muscles than
a seafood casserole. He's built.

I think he had a huge advantage.

His dick.

Yeah, that thing is cute.

Well, that was for your advantage.

It was a mile away, and you could just
reach. I know.

Grab it, yank it. Yeah, cool. You did a
great job with that. You were able to

maintain control over his cock almost
for 18 minutes, so that was great on

part. He's just a little bit more
dominant.

Yeah. So do you feel we were respecting
your boundaries?

I do, yeah.

Did you do anything you didn't want to
do today?

No. Do you want to come back?

Yes. All right. So we have this mixed
dressing, male versus female, penis

vagina. We also have a lesbian wrestling
fight, which is vagina, vagina, female

versus female.

Do you want to call out somebody for
either or both of those fights?

Yeah. I want Anna Chambers. Anna
Chambers for the lesbian? Oh, nice.

And then maybe...

I think I could take on Will Pounder.
Will Pounder. Oh, I think you could.

fun. He's sassy.

Oh, that would be a great day. Well,
thank you so much. Let's wave bye to the

members. Bye.