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I'm Lil' Lizard Tile. I'm 5 foot 9 inches tall, 190 pounds, fighting out of

Vegas, Nevada.

I'm Luna Morpheus Legend.

5 '3", 115 pounds, fighting out of Phoenix, Arizona.

Yeah, so they're giving me some fresh meat today. I guess they just want to

this girl get pounded.

I'm going to do my best.

Honestly, I just see easy wins.

This is my first match, but this guy is underestimating me. I'm scrappy as fuck,

and he's going down.

After I destroy him on the mat, I'm gonna give him the willpower to touch

over there. Right over there on the wall of fuck.

After I destroy him in the sex fight, I'm gonna destroy his cock with all of

fucking.

Welcome to... Evolve Fights Mixed Wrestling. We have a fun matchup for you

today. We have back on the map a veteran, the lizard, Will Tile. He will

taking on a rookie, making her debut today. Her first match, Morpheus, Luna

Legend. Six minutes on the clock for round one.

Wrestlers!

Oh! Come on.

Where you going?

Why are you tapping me? I know.

Oh, yeah.

Grab his dick.

Grab his dick.

He's giving it to you. He's putting it on you.

Nice trap.

Make him sprawl then.

Put your ass on him. There you go. Take his back. Take his back.

Get it. Get it.

He's wearing you like a hat. There we go.

Oh,

nice trap.

Oh, you'll need that.

I don't know why you keep curling up.

Oh,

she's gone. Oh, those legs. Be careful over those legs. She's dangerous.

She's trying to do some triangles.

Putting her ass right in your face.

Yep.

She can't sit on it.

Invitation.

I'm going to get a little taste.

There it is.

It's on the legs again.

All right. Lock those feet up, lady. You can trap him here. He'll score some

points. The hell she will.

Oh, nice try.

There, you got him running, girl.

Yeah, he's running.

What's he doing?

He's going for that cock.

Yeah, there you are.

Oh, I think I'm going to open him.

You don't want to stay in the place. That's the problem.

What are you doing? I forgot my pants on. You don't.

You can probably fix that.

Yeah, should I just rip them off?

No, you can try.

I can do it when they come off.

Oh,

she turned it on.

Get out of there.

Oh,

she got one from behind.

Oh, cool.

And he just runs the pipe.

I feel it all.

I feel it all.

I feel it all.

Oh.

Goes right to the ass. The biggest target.

You got to get in there.

Go for his dick, his biggest target.

What's going on, huh?

Oh, what you want me to kiss?

Oh, I'm just going to have to go for milk.

Go for coochie. Oh, no you don't.

I heard she had very strong hands. I heard she had one.

Second.

Yeah.

Can he get it? There it is.

It's his signature hold.

Motherfucker. The lizard feeling hold.

yeah i'm right here though yeah you can see it yeah

Here we go.

Oh, you want to turn it on? Oh,

handy. Oh, nice try.

So I do have to watch out for them legs. That's a little bit of drama going on

right now. But I can tell you right now, she keeps rapping my ID.

I'm pretty much going to eat that pussy and give myself a win.

Did you see him scared running from me?

I'm going to intimidate him, seduce him, and I'm going to win him.

We're back!

The judges scored round one a 10 -9 round, giving that to the lizard over

We have six minutes on the clock. This is round two. Reffers, what?

I ain't even going to move. You can come over here. You should. I should? Yeah,

you should.

I'm going for my neck, huh? I'm just going to hold it. I'm just going to hold

down. I'm just going to hold it down like this.

We're all going away from her.

Yeah, go ahead and lay back

There it is.

Oh, I'm just going to lay him down there.

Oh, Teddy.

Get a little pumping in.

Scoop this horn right quick.

I'm just going to get over it.

Over the top.

He still has the dick.

I have the balls too.

He's got a handful of balls. He's got to be careful with his movements. He might

rip his own dick off.

He's got to stop running for a second.

You keep looking at it.

Oh, you want to play with Hattie K? That's cool.

There it is.

Tantrum, huh?

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Not today.

Not today, though.

Give me a little taste.

How you that butt? You keep playing with me.

Oh, you keep laughing.

That's cute.

That's cute. I'm going to dry hug you.

Well,

you can't get to me.

Oh, yeah, I got it. Yeah, I see.

Are you trying to put me in a bulldog?

Turn your back to me.

I'ma keep getting you.

It's a little free advice.

I'm just going to go like, mm -hmm, mm -hmm, mm -hmm.

Getting on that thing.

Got to get on.

That is.

Yeah, there we go.

Let's go.

There it is.

Mm -hmm.

See where we're starting now.

Anyway, I was trying to get early, and I went and picked a hole on the seat.

You're trying to go face first, boy. That's what you're trying to do.

That's old school wrestling.

You're trying to go neck first. The problem is I go head up, roll over you,

like that.

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

You know what's coming next.

That's why you close up the arm.

So

close.

It's so close, you're running away again.

Yeah, well, that's the arm in the way. That's your problem.

You know what, I'll just go ahead and just get in here.

Yeah, so I pretty much got it from the bag at this point all I want to do is

just Give the will talk special make it come a couple times I don't care what

that scoreboard says because I've been saving something special and that's

victory I'm gonna make him come

We're back for the third and final round of this matchup. The judges scored

round two, another 10 -9 round, giving that to The Lizard.

A reminder that if an orgasm occurs in this round, it is instant victory for

orgasm inflictor. We have six minutes on the clock to see how that turns out.

Wrestlers, what?

Come on.

Is there a dick in your hand? Yeah, I got a dick in my hand.

Oh, you want me to bring it to you? All right, that's cool. Yeah.

We'll bring it to you.

Where you going? Where you going? Come on. I thought you were moving.

I thought you were going.

What you doing now?

Just one hand. One hand.

One hand. You got one hand on the dick.

Oh, nice try.

Oh, I could just hit you right now. Just like.

Uh oh, hail now. Nice try.

Oh no, you got your legs closed. Oh, I got them closed. Oh my gosh.

One of those games is too strong.

It's too strong for you.

Now I'm just going to get this wizard.

Get some bomb in the air.

I'm just going to slap that on them.

Yeah.

Go ahead, lick it.

Lick it, lick it, lick it, lick it, lick it.

Lick it.

Yeah. Let's get a little dry water. How about that? Oh, hell no.

Why are you running?

I'm not running.

Come on, it's right here.

It's right here.

Got the

wizard what's he gonna do?

Oh, hell nah.

Nice try.

What if I can roll and face fuck you?

Only way to find out.

Oh, what are you doing?

You trying to figure out what to hit?

Fuck me.

Cradle you up.

Cradle you up.

Cool.

It's too late now. Hold top.

I know what's going on back there.

What's going to go first?

It's a mission to you.

It's a race against the clock now.

He gets 20 seconds to do whatever he wants. Go to the center.

20 seconds is up. You have two seconds left on the clock to finish the round.

Start in a neutral position.

The judges scored round three a tie.

10 -10 round. The score is 30 -28.

Your winner, the lizard, Will Tile, takes your prize.

Get over there, loser.

You should probably get on your fucking knees.

No hands.

Now you can

Now tell me, did you win?

Pretty much.

That's a lie.

I'm going to ask you again.

Did you win?

I could have.

That's still a lot.

Okay.

Third time's a charm.

Did you win?

No.

Stand up.

You were sucking that shit, huh?

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Go ahead and throw it home.

Throw that ass home. You got a nice ass for a loser.

You got a nice everything for a loser.

I'm going to do a lot of shit. You want to do like that?

Shut up and fuck me.

Throw it on me. Throw it on me.

Now don't fucking move. Don't fucking move.

Just let me talk.

Just let me fucking talk.

I think you could do better.

It's supposed to be better.

Double G class.

Because you didn't learn it early.

Shut up and give me that dick.

Shut the fuck up.

You need a toe. You need a toe.

Shut the fuck up.

Good at something.

Oh, yeah, yeah. You're talking a lot of shit. This is good for something, huh?

Yeah. Yeah. Good for women.

Look at that scoreboard.

What did that scoreboard say?

It said you lean the fuck back.

There you go.

Just like that.

Just like that.

They're not as pretty as you, but they all lose a thing.

Oh, really?

I think you're ready for some cum. You think you're ready for some cum?

Put it right on your face. You're just going to walk out of here. You're going

to walk with it on your face. How about that?

much as usual with all the winning but you know you can always come back for a

rematch yeah to beat you yeah so we exited that way uh you gotta go the

way so maybe you could follow me since you'll be losing next time no i'm good

Congratulations, Will Tile.

Another W.

Beautiful display, but she gave you a run for your money. She was grabbing

dick the whole time.

Yes, she had good hand -eye coordination.

She was in there. She was in there. She was putting her mouth on everything and

just grabbing the dick the whole time. Very flexible, too. Was that flexibility

a problem for you? Yeah, I was trying to go for the old school, you know, ankle

pick from around the leg, and she was just like...

Yeah, you're like, bodies don't move like that. I was told to be able to

that away and not have it go in some other direction. That was strange.

Yeah, it's weird when they don't do what they're supposed to do.

Like, I do this all day, and you're not moving the way bodies should.

Yeah, I started checking DNA at that point.

Yeah. So let's talk about that mean little submission at the end. She was

jerking you. It was a close call. How close were you to coming?

and is that why you i was getting there and i felt like i hadn't pulled one and

i know she was like would let me get a headlock so i just went for like when i

got a other one when i grabbed my other box up i was like just snap it on and

let's see what happens it was a very exciting moment because you thought you

were close to nutting She was sacrificing.

She was like, I'll put my neck in danger. I don't care. I'm going to make

come. She was giving it everything she got to win, and you submit her. In the

last two seconds of the round, that was just.

A beautiful display.

It was going to be super awkward if you would have called time, and I would have

nutted. Oh, my God. That would have been amazing.

Oh, God, please. I kind of wish that had happened. Can we run it back? No.

I got the wind down. No.

It's happening in my imagination, which means it's happening in a parallel

universe. There it is. That's good enough.

That, whatever you count. This one counts. Yeah.

Well, do you feel we were respecting your boundaries?

Yeah. Did you do anything you didn't want to do today? Do you want to come

Yeah. Do you have some names you want to call out for your next fight?

Rocky Emerson.

Dodging you. Olivia Madison.

I'm going on the giant tour. Oh, the two talls. Okay. 5 '8 and above is the new

thing. If you are over 5 '8 and you are a wrestler for Evolve Fights, come catch

this ass one. Yeah, come get it. We want all the tallies. We love you. We want

to climb you. We want to.

The world loves tall ladies.

Yes, it does.

Oh, beautiful place. All right, well, thank you so much. Let's wave bye to the

members. Bye, y 'all.

Well, welcome to Evolve 5. How did you like it?

I loved it.

You looked like you were enjoying it. You were smiling the whole time. There's

an ear -to -ear grin on your face.

Yeah, I mean, he definitely put me in positions I've never been put in. before

yeah you're gonna be Thor for sure your body got neck the neck and I think your

leg your hip might be you got like wish boned as we call it when you get pride

open got split right open split roasted I love every moment of it so he you

know we just interviewed him he conceded you were getting him close to the nut

in that third round could have been an instant victory if you could run it back

what would you have done differently oh I definitely

Probably would have gave it my little bit less of strength, and I would have

made him bust all over. I know it for a fact.

I heard you say that you are known for having strong hands.

Yeah, strong hands. And he was saying, you know, obviously you were getting

close, so you had strong hands.

Do you think in your next matches that's something you're going to utilize more?

Grab it a little stronger, stroke it a little harder, probably.

Yeah, a little stronger, a little longer.

Two different little strategies.

So do you have any wrestling experience?

Have you grappled? Have you done jiu -jitsu? Have you wrestled? Did you use

pin boys in school?

Because you look like a natural. You roll really well here.

Oh, thank you. This is my first. First ever.

Amazing. Well, I can promise you that people are going to see you on this.

You're going to get a lot more requests to do wrestling.

I've been told, and I am biased, that mine is everyone's favorite.

I'm the nicest and the most fun.

But you are going to get a ton of people begging you to do some wrestling. So I

hope it still is something that you like and enjoy doing and you want to come

back more and more and more for.

What was so hard about wrestling Will Tile?

I can't lie. He's pretty strong.

He is strong. He's got more muscles than a seafood casserole. He's built.

I think he had a huge advantage.

His dick.

Yeah, that thing is cute.

Well, that was for your advantage.

It was a mile away, and you could just reach. I know.

Grab it, yank it. Yeah, cool. You did a great job with that. You were able to

maintain control over his cock almost for 18 minutes, so that was great on

part. He's just a little bit more dominant.

Yeah. So do you feel we were respecting your boundaries?

I do, yeah.

Did you do anything you didn't want to do today?

No. Do you want to come back?

Yes. All right. So we have this mixed dressing, male versus female, penis

vagina. We also have a lesbian wrestling fight, which is vagina, vagina, female

versus female.

Do you want to call out somebody for either or both of those fights?

Yeah. I want Anna Chambers. Anna Chambers for the lesbian? Oh, nice.

And then maybe...

I think I could take on Will Pounder. Will Pounder. Oh, I think you could.

fun. He's sassy.

Oh, that would be a great day. Well, thank you so much. Let's wave bye to the

members. Bye.