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Get over here!
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Aah! Ugh!
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Ohh!
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That was close.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Ugh!
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Yo! The wrong furniture.
What the fuck is this?
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Hey, it's me --
kraft punk.
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Hey, kraft punk.
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Is everybody having
a cheesy day?
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♪♪
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Kraft punk, no!
Don't hurt me!
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-[ laughing ] ohh!
-Ahh!
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Kraft punk: That's the last
we'll ever see of eric andre.
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He's gone,
and he will never be right back.
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♪♪
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A fish.
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Huh?
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I'm trying to fish.
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It's a fish store,
right?
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I-I can't fish on the ocean.
It's too dangerous.
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I have a whole family to feed.
I need to fish here.
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That's illegal.
Get the fuck out.
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Are you upset
about the fishing,
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Or are you upset
about the tap shoes?
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♪♪
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If my wife comes in here,
you two should get familiar.
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She's high testosterone.
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[ bell dings ]
oh, here she is.
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Give a man a fish,
he'll eat for a day.
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Teach a man to fish,
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That guy can fuck my wife.
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-Hi!
-Hey, brother.
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I'm gonna give you
all the privacy you need.
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My wife and I got
an understanding.
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Oh, my gosh.
Your hand is so strong.
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Hey!
You trying
to fuck my wife
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Is like fishing
with dynamite, man.
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Put that down.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Get out!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
lil yachty!
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-What's up, man?
-Welcome!
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Thank you for coming!
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How you doing, dude?
Aah!
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Come on. Ugh!
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-Enjoy the show!
-Hello.
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Ah, this thing
fucking sucks.
Nice to meet you.
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You looking good, man.
You plumpin' up.
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You on the fucking skittles
and twizzler diet.
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Yeah.
I'm older now.
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Did you lose
your virginity?
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Yeah.
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Congrats, man.
That's what's up.
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Hell yeah.
[ chuckles ]
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I knew a fucking player
when I saw one.
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You squirted
in some girls?
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What?
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You squirted your juicy fucking
twizzler juice in them?
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What?
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You ever been
on a private jet?
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Yeah.
That's what's up.
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[ laughs ]
my man.
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We gotta fucking
collaborate.
There you go.
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We gotta link up.
We just did.
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What?
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I got piranhas
in the desk.
What the fuck?
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You've got to feed
these motherfuckers chum.
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That's what they eat.
Toxic.
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They eat everything
you give 'em.
Why do you have that?
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They're the pigs
of the sea.
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Why do you have that?
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Kraft punk: Everyone knows
that piranhas are considered
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To be the pigs
of the sea.
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Are they?
Yes.
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Is that, like --
is that, like, confirmed?
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It is confirmed.
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Hand to god.
Do you believe in god?
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No. That's why
it's so easy to lie.
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Oh, you want
some cheetos?
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These are
condoleezza rice's hands.
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What y'all got going on
in here?
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Cheetos.
I know you like cheetos.
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Okay!
Why does it have cheese --
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Oh, no.
It has cheese on it.
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It's got easy cheese on it.
I don't want one.
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Why?
Okay, I'll have one.
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You want some chum
with it?
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No, no, I don't want
any of the chum.
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[ applause ]
lil yachty.
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You committed credit card fraud
in florida?
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Ha-ha!
How do you come up
with this shit?
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Mamma mia!
You're the first person
to ever ask me that.
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How do you
get away with it?
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I didn't.
Oh, you went to jail?
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Yeah.
Oh, so you a real g.
That's what's up.
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[ laughs ]
my man.
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I like your music.
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Why do you have
an extra set of hands?
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I have many hands.
I always had four hands.
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What is he doing?
What are you doing over there?
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I'm like goro
from mortal kombat.
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What you gonna do
with that?
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Who, me?
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Yachty, are you even
paying attention
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To the interview anymore?
I don't know who to pay
attention to!
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You are acting so weird
right now.
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Whether you're big
or little,
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This yachty's a hottie,
and he's here to have fun.
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♪♪
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Watch this.
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-Ohh!
-[ speaking foreign language ]
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Ahh!
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What do you think of that shit?
That was cool, right?
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Yeah.
Yeah, that was neat.
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You gonna get
married, finally?
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Mm, I don't...
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Put this fucking
whole shit aside
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And just get married
already?
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I'm too -- I'm kinda --
I'm 24.
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Pssh! No time.
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There's no time
left for you.
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What?
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What the fuck is this?
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It's time to play
lights out!
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Yo, what?
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Oh, hell nah.
[ laughing ]
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The fuck, y'all?!
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Aah!
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Oh, god.
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Hey, lady! Help!
Excuse me!
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Help!
What happened?
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I got in the bus accident.
Oh, god.
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Oh, lord. Hold on!
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My son's right there.
Look.
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It's take your kid to work day,
and I let him drive.
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I thought he could handle it.
He's only 11 years old.
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Well, let's get him out!
[ coughs ]
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No, no, don't touch him.
Let's get him out!
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What happened was, I had him do
a bunch of bus routes,
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And I think
he got tuckered out.
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And I took a little nap
in the back.
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Just, somebody told me
naps help with alzheimer's.
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Oh, so you were resting?
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I was resting and he was driving
and he was trying to show off.
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And there was a bunch of kids
that got off the bus
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And they ran everywhere.
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I put those braces
on his legs
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So his feet could
reach the pedals.
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Woman: Well, you need
to get him out of there.
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This bus could catch on fire!
Did I do the bus trick okay?
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Bus trick?
Is it daytime or nighttime?
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It's daytime, kiddo.
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He got hit in the eye.
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Who was in here?!
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This guy looked
like hunter biden.
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-Oh, my god! This is terrible!
-He ran that way.
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Could you just hold this
for a second?
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Unh-unh! What is that?!
It's fentanyl.
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Oh, hell no! Unh-unh!
It helps me go
through the day.
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I just had knee surgery.
No, no!
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I can't have the cops find it.
People are dying over that.
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No, it helps me
get through my --
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Unh-unh!
Back up, back up.
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Where is the police at?!
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Hey! Hey! What the hell
is going on over here?
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Is this fentanyl?
Hey, talk to him.
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Him and his son. Unh-unh!
Don't come near me with that!
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Hey! Hey!
Aaaaah!
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Ohhhh!
Ma'am! Ma'am!
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Ma'am, stop running!
Stop running, ma'am!
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Whew, lord.
Who is this guy
in the blue shirt?
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Are you two
together?
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No!
Yeah, we're friends.
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Oh, hell no!
We're good friends.
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No, we not.
No, we not.
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-[ screaming ]
-hey! Ma'am! Ma'am!
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Where'd you get
your start?
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Ugh! Ugh!
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Where the fuck
did that come from?
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Looks like you logged
out of the conversation.
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[ cheers and applause ]
we're back with lil yachty.
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We -- we left?
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Hey, hey! Stop!
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What're you doing?
That could've hurt somebody.
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I don't know
why I have this.
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Yachty, did you ever
get a cvs receipt?
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Ever go to cvs
and get a receipt?
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Nah. What?
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Fucking long.
What?
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Your lyrics are like
the dr. Bronner's soap
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At whole foods.
[ laughs ]
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I never heard that before.
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'cause you just go
on a first draft
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And you just fucking
print 'em up.
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♪♪
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[deep voice] can you help me out
with a little money?
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What?
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Could you let me hold
like 4,000 bucks,
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Just to let -- just to get me
to next month?
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I just need something
to let me float to next month.
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How old are you?
205
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No, don't touch me.
Not with that.
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[deep voice] hey, hey, hey.
Be cool, man.
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You digged in your butt
with that hand.
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Hug?
We gotta hug each other.
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Alright.
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You are so warm.
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Did those braids
used to be red?
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[ grunting ]
hold on a second.
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Alright.
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Can you hoist him up, sir?
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Alright, give me one second.
I'm gonna grab your bag.
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00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:06,811
Could you just watch him
real quick?
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I just got to grab
something inside.
Okay.
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Man: Is this good?
Is this good?
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-You say I could go?
-I mean, it's flat.
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-[ all shouting ]
-stop, stop, stop!
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No, no, no!
222
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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What's going on?
What's going on?
Hey!
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What happened?!
Yo!
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What are you doing?!
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-What are you doing?!
-Stop! Stop!
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Eric: Yo, that's my dad!
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-Oh, no.
-Shit!
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He's right there! Hey!
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Sorry about that.
I got turned around.
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Turned around what?
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You got to help me
reattach his catheter, man.
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What are you...
Hey, don't be...
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Please. It came out.
That's his piss.
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Yeah.
Dude, don't you --
don't you even take it off.
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-Don't. You stay away from me.
-Help me reattach his catheter.
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Stay away from me,
friend.
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You gotta reconnect
his catheter.
239
00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:59,331
I'm not gonna touch
that guy's junk, dude.
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That's pretty
fucked up, man.
241
00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:02,667
That guy's
not even my dad.
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00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:05,203
He just has
the dankest piss.
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Mmm.
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♪ mmm, yeah ♪
245
00:10:08,142 --> 00:10:09,541
♪ oh, it's the best ♪
246
00:10:09,543 --> 00:10:10,743
You want some piss?
247
00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:16,481
Ladies and gentlemen,
rico nasty!
248
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♪ I don't have no ass
but I'mma shake it ♪
249
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Rico nastier!
250
00:10:19,954 --> 00:10:22,887
[ squelches ]
oh, my god.
251
00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:24,456
Bro, this shit
is wet as [bleep]
252
00:10:28,429 --> 00:10:30,495
Rico nastierer!
253
00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:31,630
Who the [bleep] are you?
254
00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:34,899
I'm making you
a special drink.
255
00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:37,636
-Aaaaaaah!
-Stop!
256
00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:42,441
It's like dog food.
257
00:10:42,443 --> 00:10:44,309
Rico nastiest!
258
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,311
It's not a bug, right?
Kraft punk: Don't worry.
259
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,246
No! No!
260
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:50,115
Do not worry.
No. [ screams ]
261
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,854
Ow. Ow. Ow.
262
00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:58,056
Ow. Ow.
Are you serious?!
263
00:10:58,058 --> 00:10:59,658
These are real [bleep] bugs!
264
00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:02,861
Don't do that to me!
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