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Thank you.

Final call.

Final call, United Airlines.

I do hope that everything is satisfactory, Mr. DeRoy.

Magnificent meal, Eugene.

The O 'Connell Blue was an inspirational idea.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

How is it? Cold.

What, the food?

No, the water.

Could you warm it up a bit? Of course.

Why did you put Blue Boy over your commode?

He seems like such a pure young chap.

Now, whenever I... I feel less like an animal, less like human.

When I look up at him, he seems to be saying, it's all right.

Ernest, you've been a brain surgeon too long.

Getting inside all those other people's heads like you have.

You've forgotten how to get back inside your own.

Perhaps I am different.

It doesn't bother you, does it? Why else would you be the only person I see when

I'm on my New York layover?

Make a wish.

Did you make one?

Mm -hmm.

So I had the car brought around for the opera, sir.

Yes, Eugene, allow us about an hour to dress.

Very good, sir.

Which opera?

La Buena.

Hmm, nice opera.

I love the part where Mimi loses the key.

That scene always rather touched me.

Imagine trying to sing like that when you're dying.

Even a little more might be too much at this point.

No, no. Just keep your hand away from the bottom.

What are you inferring? That your hand is faster than my eye.

Then lay it down now.

Hit me one more time first.

I think you're going too far.

Ernest, hit me.

Very well. You asked for it.

Oh, why don't you get yourself a cup of coffee?

You must marry me, you know.

Why?

Very rich.

I have everything.

At least I thought I did until I met you.

We have a good thing going on.

But too much of the same paradise would be hell.

I'll think of you during surgery this morning.

Oh, that's sweet.

Germs.

Being a medical man, I'm too aware of germs in the mouth to ever allow a kiss.

Damn germs everywhere.

On everything, in everyone.

A hearty handshake will do.

Well,

here I am again. Miss Excitement.

I feel like the Avon lady at Sun City.

Miss Unisex flies again.

They kid me about being the prude of the airlines.

But with my shape and measurements, I don't dare wear my uniform's form

-fitting. I did once, and even the automatic pilot made a pass at me.

You're the one.

Listen, Molly.

You go on ahead and let your own self in, and I'll catch up with you in a

of minutes.

Okay? Don't be long.

Well, old Johnny Harris may play the dogs, but he sure don't lay them, does

Who's the beautiful chick, Johnny?

Not local telling, because I know her.

Just an airline stewardess I know.

Can you beat that, Mr. Garrett? He knows an airline stewardess.

All right, I told you guys you'd get your money back.

Shut up, Harris.

I'm a busy man, thanks to welchers like you.

Look, you might be a winner with dames, but you're a loser at the dog track.

You happen to owe me a lot of money, which I know you're never going to pay

But to show you what a nice guy I am, I'm going to let you pay me off with a

favor.

I don't know what you guys want.

Look here, imbecile.

You happen to know an airline stewardess?

Well, what's her name?

Tara B. True.

Tara B.

True?

Honest. Honest? What the hell do you know about being honest?

Look, I think your stewardess will do fine.

I'll be in touch.

No. No, I'm not going for it.

No, I'm not going to let you involve her in your trips. You're not going to let?

Who the hell do you think you are, you beach bum?

Lean on the stud, Pete.

See what a good fisherman can catch if he knows his trade?

His own little entrapped mermaid, hooked on his own bait.

Here's something else, woman.

And that's no lie.

The only place there's no lies between a man and a woman is in bed.

Get yourself ready for some truth.

A little truth does go a long way.

You're beautiful.

Even under a fishnet?

Under anything!

Hey, pal.

I close in ten minutes.

Couldn't you make it sooner?

Last one in bed.

Gets no head.

You're too super chick for me, lady.

I can't win.

Why do men always have to win against women?

Why compete when we both give each other what we both want? We can't do anything

but win.

Now, get yourself into this bed and make love to me all night long.

And what am I, some kind of superstar?

I get what I want.

When does a dream become a nightmare?

When you wake up, Johnny.

That settles it. I'm never going to wake up.

Marry me, Tim.

Huh?

I could settle down, get a straight job.

It'd be a whole new life for me if you'd be my old lady.

But I'd never want you to be different, Johnny.

You fulfill a need in my life.

You're my fun in the sun.

Yeah, I know, but that's... But, in the words of Shakespeare, let's not louse up

a good thing.

Stay my man, please.

Hey, baby, the world turns on when we're together.

I'm the guy that never wanted to need anybody.

But I need you.

There are all kinds of needs and wants in us.

I'd get you everything you ever wanted.

You see, no one person can give another person everything he or she needs in

this life.

Hey, relax.

Okay.

At least there are no deceptions between us.

Right. No deceptions between us, ever.

See you next week.

Have a nice flight.

Bye -bye.

Hey, Johnny.

Look at you. Got yourself all duded up for one of those dates you get through

that escort bureau you work for.

And get up rolling for the bread, huh?

Why not?

Work with what you've got, right?

What do you do, Johnny?

Get those old chicks to give you money so you can go out to the dog track and

make a little and keep that pad, that houseboat of yours for you and your

stewardess friend?

Look, Mr.

Garrick, why don't you lighten up?

Now, I told you I'd get the money to get it for you.

Johnny, you can boil all those old chicks that you want, but you'll never

out of heart to me. You owe me too much.

Now, get this, Johnny.

I'll see you when I need you.

Hi, may I get you a drink?

A bourbon water, please.

Three lives.

One, two, three.

Each one a heaven created by me.

Thank you.

Would you like something to drink? I don't think so.

Miss, would you like... No, thank you.

Hi, can I get you something to drink? No, please.

Life number one is verbal sex to Beethoven with a gentleman.

Life number two is suntan sex with a lovemaker who never fails to come

Life number three is airborne

relaxation and complete sexual safety for me.

Here you go. Thank you.

Hi. May I get you a drink, sir?

Yes, I'll have an orange juice if it's from Florida.

Okay.

How many stewardesses do you have on this flight?

We have eight cabin attendants and four stewardesses.

Thank you.

Have a beer, ma 'am.

You certainly may have a beer, soldier.

Anything we can do for the soldiers on the home front? Marine, ma 'am. I'm a

Marine. Of course you are.

Just back from Vietnam?

No, ma 'am. Two years in Guantanamo, Cuba.

Sounds awful.

All those American -hating Cubans shouting, Yankee, go home.

I don't know about that, ma 'am. I never saw a Cuban the whole two years I was

there.

Just me and this German shepherd guard dog named Dickens.

We guarded this beach somewhere in the area for two years.

You know, I never got a chance to even say who goes there.

Gee.

Me and that stupid dog.

When I got my transfer back to California, I says, man, look out.

Am I going to make up for some lost time with some California American girls?

Two years is a long time, man.

You've been saving yourself for two years?

I didn't have no choice.

I never was a super patriot, but there comes a time when you have to lie down

and be counted.

What is it?

It's the least I can do for my country.

Hi there.

I understand you just broke up with a German shepherd.

And are looking for a girl.

I, uh, what?

Don't ask questions, you fool.

Meet me in the first restroom in the upper lounge.

Cough loud twice.

And I'll let you in.

Told you. I'm a Marine, sir. I'm a Marine.

Sounds right.

Ain't nothing sacred anymore.

Can't a lady even go to the bathroom without being attacked by a soldier?

Marine, ma 'am. I'm a Marine.

Keep freak!

Don't believe this is happening, ma 'am.

Oh, I must be dreaming.

Who are you?

Why?

Because you've been a good soldier, boy. Because you love your mother, Apple

Pie, and your flag, soldier.

I'm a marine, man.

I'm a marine.

Oh, you call us who you are.

Is there something I can do for you, sir?

Yes. Do you know the phone number for Traveler's Aid?

This is something I'll sure never forget.

Think of it every time you hear the star -spangled banner.

If I do, ma 'am, the wrong things will come to attention.

Sort of gives air turbulence a new meaning, doesn't it?

Hello there.

What? This is your captain speaking.

Hope you've been enjoying the flight.

Oh, boy.

If there's anything you want, just ask one of our stewardesses.

They're on board to serve you and to make you happy.

Oh, if old Dickens could see me now.

At this moment, though, we are experiencing some turbulence, so if you

please, discontinue whatever you're doing and return to your seat, and don't

forget to fasten those seatbelts.

If we go down, we go down together.

Yeah, together.

Oh, what's the matter, Marine? Can't you watch where you're going?

I'm a... Marine.

Wait, sir. Yes. I'm a Marine, sir. Marine. Thank you, sir. Thank you.

Oh, excuse me, miss. Oh, yes? I'm still waiting for my hot milk. A stewardess

with brown eyes and blonde hair took my order, and I haven't seen her since.

Now, look, is that any way to run an airline?

Well, I don't know who that could be, sir, but if you'll fasten your seatbelt

and prepare for landing, I'll be happy to get you your milk. Oh, but, miss,

Yes?

It's all right, Miss True.

It's all right.

Yes, operator, I'll hold on.

Yeah, I'm holding.

Oh, hello, Pete.

Garrett. Yeah, I took the flight and it should work fine.

Once we get our package on the plane, we should have no difficulty at all.

Look, Pete, will you stop worrying about Johnny getting out of line?

Yeah, look, his stewardess chick is doing a wild scene on her own.

And believe me, I don't think she wants anyone to know about it.

Okay. See you soon, Pete.

Bye.

Life number four says there just must be more.

And who or what could be more than Davy Charles, the singing idol of millions of

girls? Two records on the charts and a top TV show.

I may not be able to make it tonight.

My new track is really rough.

I've got to dove down. I may run late.

You sound down, David.

Like a dad in the cellar.

Old age is coming upon me, Tara.

There's a thousand young artists out there with new sounds and new songs just

waiting to run over my grave.

Don't be silly, Davey. You're only 21, and why, you're one of the most

successful singers in the country.

Tom Dewey went to bed thinking he was president and woke up nothing.

The same thing can happen when you're a rock singer if you don't stay on top of

things.

Like suddenly I have this no more talent fear trip, you know?

Anyway, if I can't pick you up, I'll have Sims Colton come by for you.

Who's Sims Calton?

Oh, he's an old friend from starvation days.

He's a good man.

Say, where can I drop you, hon? Your place?

No, I have a karate class in the valley in an hour.

Can you take me?

Oh, sure. It's right on the way to the studio. No problem.

Thanks.

Each time you excel over me, Miss True, I, a teacher, take pride in the success

of teaching you by pupil.

You know, I felt my timing was a little off. Would you mind if we tried that

hold again? Oh, no, no, no, Miss True. You're perfect. No more.

Oh.

Oh,

everybody.

We are honored to have with us today from Japan, Aki Yashima.

A great karate champion in his own country.

Mr.

Yashima says you are all certainly in good shape.

Come on, let's take a look.

Everybody,

let's get started. Let's get started.

You're doing great. You're doing great.

You're doing great.

Yashima what he thought of my American karate people. He seems to think you

good, but are not very effective.

It's true.

This man is going to attack you. I want you to use every karate defense you

possess. Oh, no. I wouldn't want to hurt him.

Try it. Try it.

Okay.

You have to be.

You have to hear it. You have to hear it.

I'm sorry. I hope I didn't hurt you.

Holy shit.

You

must

be Tara.

Mm -hmm.

Well, that's cool.

I'm Sims.

Come on in. I'll get my things.

You know, it's not easy being a sub for the great Davey Charles.

Well, I don't go out with substitutes. Be yourself.

Hey, that's cool, baby, because I don't like going out with subs myself.

You know, Davey was right.

You're not a side chick.

Hey, you ready for the party?

Always.

That's heavy. Why are you taking that, uh...

Little stew bags with you.

It's a stew bag, Sims.

Stewardesses always carry them.

I never know what I might need.

Ah.

Look, if you don't mind, I have to make a stop on the way to the party to pick

up a friend of mine.

Oh, sure.

That's cool, Billy.

And a wrap.

I just want to make it look real, that's all.

I can't help it if I'm an artist.

You know, I wouldn't do you any harm to take some drama lessons, too.

A drama lesson, you, you little fag.

You bitch.

Don't try to make up.

Hey, mate.

Most people are so worried about life after death when they're not even really

living the one they have now.

I say you can live as many different lives as you choose.

That's thought provoking, but it's not practical.

Why?

No matter how many lives you live, you're always the same person.

I agree.

Look, things here...

As a person, he's my best friend.

As a man, I wouldn't tolerate him getting near me.

Nothing racial, you understand.

Just constant men.

So we're pals.

I could never hate men.

Don't nothing until you've tried it.

Well, I can make you this reason.

Oh, not on your life. We'll see.

Richie goes into action.

The heartthrob of every porno movie drawer in town. And the bedthrob of

lesbian in town.

You know, you've got good vibes, Cindy.

Nice being with you.

Hey, that goes double for me.

I feel like less people.

Being alone.

Here, you want to go?

No, I can't.

Davey's supposed to pick me up later, and I don't want to miss him.

Let's find some other place.

Well, let's see if we can find someplace then, huh?

Oh, it must be up there.

Up there?

I think I saw a light switch somewhere just before we closed the door.

Oh.

Hey.

Oh.

Wow. Cozy little place, huh? Hmm. So cozy, you'd better breathe in when I'm

breathing out.

Do you know what the lady likes to sit?

You know, Sam, privacy is not an easy thing to acquire.

Hmm, what's this?

Hmm.

For some people, it's a hard thing to get rid of.

Like too much privacy can become solitary confinement.

Hey, wait a minute. Where is this place, Pikes Peak?

I hate these noise complaint calls.

All those people having a good time, and we have to stop it because some

squirrely neighbor calls the police.

I'd always rather go to the parties than break them up.

Let's go.

All right, just a minute, sir.

Could you tell me where 247B McKinley Drive is?

Did you say 247B, officer?

Yeah. Top of these stairs to the first landing. Then you take about, oh, nine

stairs to the second landing.

And then you turn left, and there's a blue door, which is A, past that.

You come to B, which is a red door.

You're sure it's that way?

It's that way, officer. Not down.

Not down.

Up.

Up. Up.

You know, life's full of people looking at one another and never really seeing

each other, talking to one another, and never really saying anything or

listening. You and I are looking at and talking to each other.

It's nice.

Very heavy.

My subconscious is screaming at me. My subconscious is beating the hell out of

me.

Get thee beneath me, subconscious.

The guy said a red bull.

A few sticks of dynamite grass.

A gallon of wine.

Could be a pot party.

No kidding.

Pot party or a bento. Busted.

Open up, please. It's the police.

Whoa.

What's the matter? We making too much noise?

This is marijuana?

Up against the wall.

Everybody, come on.

Let's go.

Isn't this illegal search and seizure and illegal entry without a warrant?

You watch too much television.

Okay, let's go. Come on.

Come on, back up.

Let's go.

Everybody up against the wall.

shake them down, and I'll check the rest of the place.

What rest? There's only one room.

There's the bathroom.

All right, anybody in there, come

on out.

You pink freak!

Easy, lady, easy.

Why, officer, I thought you were one of them.

I just came down here to use the bathroom since the plumbing went out in

place.

Legalize Jets, you know.

Line up against the wall.

What do you think of what I've got, huh?

Oh,

you poor thing.

Not very much, is it?

You were supposed to be shocked.

Indignant.

I wanted a reaction, not a review.

Sick. That's what you are.

Peevert!

If this mama's out to lunch?

No mama's out to lunch unless you force her to eat.

Hey, man, why don't we just knock off the motorcycle movie talk and

Thank you.

She took my bike.

That's some super mama.

Is that a wrap, Davey?

Yeah, that's a wrap, Sam.

Thanks. See you tomorrow, Dave. Yeah.

Wow. Hey, you look foxy.

All ready to go out on the town and wail, I bet.

Davey, the police raided the party. I got away, but they arrested Sims.

Oh, uh, and don't worry about old Sims.

I'll phone my lawyer and have him out in the morning.

Hey, how goes the sound search?

We worked here all day and in tonight, came up with nothing.

I need a new sound, Tara.

New song?

It'll come, Davey.

Well, it's out there somewhere.

Davey, we'll go and look for a new song together.

Come on.

Hey, Filthy, how are you? Listen, it sounded real good. It sounded real good.

Hey, thanks.

Listen, you know Terry here, don't you?

Do I know Terry?

Who else are you ever with?

Hi, Filthy. Hi, how are you? Just fine.

Good. Say, can I get you a little something? Oh, yeah, that'd be terrific.

Thanks.

Catch you.

All right, see you later.

My new song.

It's us, Tara.

The greatest sound in the world is the one between a man and a woman.

It's the sound of love.

Woo -hoo!

Listen, I'll call my new song, uh... The Filthy Funk NF!

You can save my career by marrying me.

It's flattering, but it just isn't so.

But we literally made music last night.

As soon as I put lyrics to that sound, I've got a hit.

It's kinky, Davey, but it's an O .T .O. Next, you'll probably want me to make it

on a steel guitar or something.

Hey. No.

I don't want to have to worry about screwing off key the rest of my life.

There's 100 girls who would marry me immediately if I asked them.

Well, why don't you marry those 100 girls then?

Because all put together, they're not half the super girl you are, Tara.

I do love you, you know.

You fulfill very much a need in my life, and I do love you.

Two days.

It's amazing what music can do.

Sometimes I get seasick just listening to a man.

What did you wish when you blew out the candles tonight?

If you really want to know, that we didn't have to go out tonight.

You mean? I have an early flight to Miami in the morning.

I have an ABM to perform on some poor devil's head.

What's an AVM?

Arterial vascular malformation.

Very delicate operation.

Then we both should get to bed early.

Shouldn't we?

Yes.

Off with La Mer.

On with something more exciting.

Are you ready?

God, yes.

Listen to the subtle rhythm.

Message of...

Such an exciting sensual appeal.

I feel the mute voices of nature.

Voices of people.

Voices of God.

Listen to its endless manifestations.

Deep impedance, single -tone motive.

Oh, God.

It's a consummate command of instrumentation. It brings vibrations of

throughout my body.

My crescendo of finality is about to be achieved. No.

Too soon. Not yet.

Let's do it, please.

Ducato. Abrupt, punctuating sounds of the eighth note coming. Coming out

Growing lower.

Deeper in quality.

Christian.

Squirming. Reap. My body palms with the music. It has become the music.

Louis' musical thoughts.

dimensions thundering sound

Sometimes when I fly over other towns like Philadelphia, Baltimore, or Boston,

look down and wonder, what kind of action is taking place?

Like the man said, the AstroTurf always looks greener in the other guy's

ballpark.

Say, she's some great water skier, ain't she, boss?

Hey, Pete, from what I can see, she's some great everything.

Really plays around, huh, boss?

I think she's made a fine art of playing around.

You know, Pete, I followed her all over L .A.

And believe me, she's got something else going beside that airline routine and

shacking up with that beach bum Johnny.

Good to see you.

You remember Tommy Hooks, don't you, boss?

Good, sure. How are you, Tommy?

All right. Still a hit man with a lot of nerve?

Guy with the trigger finger?

No, no more, Mr. Carroll.

I'm clean now.

Besides, nobody appreciates good work nowadays.

That's why I went out.

Just as one last job to retire, like Pete was telling me about.

Hey, uh, I didn't know you were a water sports enthusiast.

Nah, that's the broad that's going to help us.

I don't know, boss.

Finding out what you did about her, I still don't think we can trust her to

the package on the plane.

Look, if my boy Johnny cons her with a lot of sweet talk, and I know he will,

got it made.

Now, what did you tell this kid?

I didn't tell him nothing, except it was a syndicate heist.

Hitting the syndicate doesn't bother you, does it, Tommy?

Nothing bothers me, Mr. Garrett, as long as I end up on top.

We pull off this caper nice and clean, we'll all be on top for a long, long

time. That sounds good.

Now, what is it?

Every week, a bag man makes a transfer of a lot of cash from the casinos in

Nassau to a bank in Las Vegas. Now, he goes by way of Miami to Los Angeles to

Las Vegas.

When he comes to the airport here at Miami, he has a couple of bodyguards

him, and they're well -heeled.

When he boards the plane, he leaves the bodyguards here.

No guards on the plane?

None at all.

It looks more respectable that way.

Now, believe me, fellas, it's like taking candy from a baby. He's not even

carrying a heater.

He takes the same flight every week, and so does Johnny Stewart, his friend.

She gets the guns out undetected at a given signal, which I give to Pete.

Pete breaks out the guns.

Before you know it, we're in control of the plane.

Yeah, but what the hell are we going to do five miles up?

We force the plane to land at a place that I cased.

It's barren. There's nothing there. It's called Soda Lake.

It's way up in Baker, California.

And from there, a short hop on Juan Corsero's private plane to Mexico.

Well, we can dine on gold -plated tacos the rest of our lives.

How much do you think he'll have?

Look, from what I hear, when he's got one bodyguard, it could be a hundred

thousand. Two bodyguards could be close to half a million. Half a mil.

Are you in with me, Tommy?

Sounds good to me. You can count me in.

Beautiful.

You mean this thing?

I thought of it a long time ago. I thought of it so many times.

The

easiest

place in the world to find a new experience is Hollywood, the kinky

the world.

Even the straight people here look like they're on a trip.

Sometimes you can find a far -out ad in one of the underground newspapers.

Hmm, sounds like we could have an interesting afternoon together.

I'm looking for a Mr. Igor Smith.

Yes, that's me.

You're Igor Smith?

But handsome, mature?

The ultimate in unlimited experiences?

I was once a star under contract to the studios.

I acted mostly in low -budget horror films.

Maybe I was more handsome then and less mature.

Are you answering my ad?

Yes. I'm tired of being true.

I called earlier.

I was the one looking for the unique experience.

That's it.

I get so many calls.

You'd be amazed what interesting people come around here.

I bet.

Well, look, the only unique experience I can see having with you is that, well,

you'd be the oldest man I ever made it with.

And frankly, that's an experience I don't care about.

Well, I can make your visit worthwhile.

Come in and have some tea with me. Jumer, an old man, a once great actor,

decaying in age like Hollywood.

I didn't lie.

There are a hundred unique experiences for you here in this room alone.

It's sickies like you that give Hollywood a bad name.

Why, you're just out to ruin everybody's good times. Oh, come on now. An old man

has to have a hobby, something to occupy his mind, something to anticipate.

You old pervert.

What would your mother say?

I don't know.

Let's ask her.

Hey, Ma, we got another one.

Don't fight, sonny. Don't fight.

You're wonderful.

Now, please do that to me again.

Now, hit me.

Beat me.

Oh, please, please, hit me again like you did before.

I hope Mom can get you out of this thing before the police arrive.

I'm calling them from the first phone booth I see and tell them all about the

things in this place and you.

I don't care what you do.

Just do that again, hit me again, beat me, beat me hard.

Wow.

Someone must have dropped acid in his Geritol.

It's widows like that who make you appreciate normal people, like Ernest

Johnny and Davy.

I guess a new or unique experience is not always a pleasant one.

Speaking of Davy, I must say he seemed to have only one thing on his mind of

late. Do you realize we have the sound of rhythm mixed with the feel of it?

Sound of love.

The filthy funk in it will be my greatest hit. Tonight kicks off my 30

concert tour, and this is the last chance I'll have to get a beat from

you.

Some women worry about being a sex object to a man.

With you, Davey, I'm beginning to feel I'm just another musical instrument.

Sound the music!

I'm afraid we're beginning to have a humdrum affair.

However, when Davey and Los Angeles start to bore me, there's Ernest in New

York.

Watching the U .N. in session can be very stimulating.

Intellectually, that is.

Or a walk at night down Fifth Avenue in the rain.

The muggers don't come out in the rain.

And that old, smooth talker Ernest.

But, as a wise man once said, a little talk can go a long way. That's when I

look forward to Miami and Johnny.

You sure you don't mind taking that package back to L .A. for my aunt?

No.

Well, she's quite a collector of those seashells. At least I know they'll get

there in one piece.

I really do know why you want me to take that package with me.

You do?

Mm -hmm.

Because you want to save the cost of postage, you cheapskate.

You were an only child, weren't you?

Yes.

You know how many people there were in my family?

Nine.

Five boys and four girls.

Man, mealtime was like a cattle call.

I was the youngest, so it was handing down clothes and not having anything of

own.

Sounds horrible.

No, it wasn't.

Well, everybody was cool, trying to keep it together, you know.

It just, I don't know, it kind of turned me off of family life, you know.

Got me to thinking more of myself than anyone else.

Hey, about that package.

Yes?

Nothing.

Hey, just remember that I...

Just

don't expect too much from me.

I never expected you to be anything other than what you are.

Never.

Hey, you know what that is out there?

Sure. The Atlantic Ocean.

Wrong. That is the world's biggest waterbed.

Ma

'am,

these shells are heavy.

Johnny's aunt should be easy to spot.

She'll be the one with the big muscles.

Well, that's true.

Before boarding, would you mind checking the ground maintenance? There seems to

be a problem in your station at the galley.

Okay. Thank you.

So far, so good.

Wow, look at that, Mr. Gehrig.

Three guards.

He must be carrying a load of money this trip.

Look at that sophisticated weapon -check machinery they've got now.

Can you understand why we needed somebody in the crew?

They never checked them.

Ladies and gentlemen, for those of you with carry -on luggage, would you please

hand your bags to the gentleman at the X -ray machine and proceed to the waiting

area prior to boarding. Thank you very much.

sit separately and no suspicious moves.

Remember.

Would you open this bag, please?

Oh, sure, sure.

Oh, that's what it was. We had to deck everything with shallots.

You mean like for guns and everything, right? Right.

You dumb -dumb, what did you bring a can of hairspray on a plane for?

I always like to look neat.

Welcome aboard.

Welcome aboard, ma

'am.

Hello. Have a seat over here, please.

Right this way, please. Welcome aboard, sir.

Nice to see you again.

Ms. Drew, you'll be assigned to Section E.

Thank you.

Why don't you go out and play on the wings?

Good to see you again.

You're the gentleman that takes three olives in his martini.

Wrong. I take four.

Congratulations, sir. You're the winner of our contest. You guessed correctly to

the mile and to the minute exactly when our flight would fly over Van Horn,

Texas. Let's hear it for him, everyone. The wearer of a bottle of...

Stay calm.

Nobody's going to get hurt.

Everybody down.

Uh -oh.

Welcome to the coming out party.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Jack Wells coming to you live from Los Angeles

International Airport to bring you coverage of one of the most incredible

events in years.

How a frail little airline stewardess took on three burly hijackers single

-handedly and prevented a potential airways tragedy from occurring.

We're standing here waiting. Oh, just a moment. All right, television coming.

Make way for television.

Miss True, please, could we have just a couple of minutes? Just a couple of

minutes. Come up close to camera range, please. And we'd like to have some

comment, please, on the hijacking. Well, it was... I'm sorry. I don't want to

get you in trouble with the FCC.

I guess not.

Miss True, I take it that your clothing was torn in the scuffle with the

hijacker. Yes, it was.

Please, Miss True, just one more photo. We have a deadline to meet.

Hey, just a minute.

And to think someday she's going to be somebody's mother.

Come on. Come on, get off the cord.

Get off the cord.

Oops.

Okay. Oh, holy cow.

Oh, I had no idea.

You must be in terrible pain.

I... It's true. I can't tell you how badly I feel about this.

Can you ever forgive me?

Of course.

It wasn't your fault.

Just the price of fame, I guess.

Boy, that's awfully sweet of you to take that kind of an attitude.

Look, since our first alleged interview was a shambles and it didn't sit too

well with the fellas down at the station anyhow, how about an exclusive

interview right here from your hospital bed?

Oh, sure.

Oh, that's great.

Thank you. All right, now, when you first got on that airplane... Thank

God it's not one of your more vital parts.

This is the first time you've ever touched me.

What about germs?

To hell with them.

I thought something had happened to you.

My concern for you outweighed my fear of germs.

Yes, me.

Oh, Johnny.

Okay, who is it? Dr. Ernest DeRoy.

Doctor, you've got a pretty weird bedside manner.

I'm not her doctor.

I happen to be very much in love with this lady.

Oh. Well, so do I.

Who is this young twerp?

Johnny Harris.

Hey, baby!

I have another concert in Chicago in four hours, but when I

read what happened to you, I had to come and see you and show you.

See this?

This is my favorite guitar.

There.

Now that should show you you're not just another musical instrument to me. I

love you, Tara, more than I ever loved my guitar.

Who is this?

Davy Charles, Dr. Ernest DeRoy, and Johnny Harris.

Names, names, names, names, names. Who are these guys that say they love you?

I hope all of you love me.

I love all of you.

How can this be?

You never saw anybody in New York but me.

That's right.

I've always been faithful.

Faithful? Mm -hmm.

I never saw anyone in Miami but you.

I'm Los Angeles.

New York.

Miami.

Preposterous.

You can't have all three of us.

Life is made up of people, not just one person.

Why, I have enough love for all of you and a thousand more to last my lifetime.

I take life the way it is, people the way they are.

I don't want to change it or them.

Just enjoy, enjoy.

I will live the lives I choose.

With or without you.

And they say people in show business are strange.

Hey, hold it.

Boys, please, take a number.