All language subtitles for S03E10 - Easy Mark ENGLISH

Good evening.

Oh, good evening,
Mr. McFearson.

Um, did you decide
to continue our little game?

No, Mr. Van Rensselaer.

We've lost one of our players.

I'm here to see
that he gets even.

How, uh, how do you plan
on doing that, sir?

By knocking you off.

[instrumental music]

(male narrator) A Warner
Bro's television production.

[theme music]

[pleasant music]

[music continues]

[dramatic music]

Wanna try again?

I merely hoped to prevent you
from stabbing my pachycereus.

Your what?

The cactus.

She's female and very delicate.

I'm sorry. I was so thirsty,
I-I didn't even noticed the sex.

Her spines are bruised,
but I think she'll be alright.

Well, that's a relief.

Do you get this worked up
over every cactus?

It's the love of my life.

I'm particularly interested
in the pachycereus.

It's a very rare species.

What're you gonna do with it?

Take it back to St. Louis
for cross pollination.

Are you a botanist?

No, I'm a railroad man.

Do you think everyone
should be a railroad man?

I think that's something

everybody should decide
for himself.

Of course, it makes it
a lot more comfortable

when your father
owns the railroad.

In fact, I'm due back
in St. Louis on Friday.

Father's having
a special train meet me.

Out here?

Don't your father's trains
need tracks?

Well, there's a spur line
just over that rise.

By the way, I'm
Cornelius Van Rennselaer, Jr.

My friends call me Corny.

- I'm Bart Maverick, Corny.
- Glad to know you.

What are you doing
this far from civilization?

Well, I, uh..

I left a poker game
in Santa Fe in sort of a hurry.

It seems that some players just
never learn to lose gracefully.

You play poker?

Oh, little.
Do you?

I have to be honest with you.

I doubled my allowance
at Harvard for four years.

I'm considered an expert.

Really?

Well, I'll just
have to take my chances.

As they say,
it's the only wheel in town.

What do you got left?

Oh, uh..

Little over $300.

Then that's what I'm betting.

Do you mind if I raise?

With what?

Well, I always carry
a little something.

Just in case.

Three hundred,
and I raise a thousand.

Call.

Flush.

That's what I've got.
Ace, king, ten.

Where did you say
you learned the game?

Harvard.

Maybe, this will teach you
to take off your hat

the next time
the Crimson passes.

You've already taken my shirt.

Now, don't get greedy.

Well, I'm gonna be
on my way, Corny.

You be sure to tell him
where you got it.

Hey, wait.
Where are you heading?

For a new stake, and a sucker
without a college education.

Hey, maybe,
I can take care of you.

You already have.

Suppose I offered you double
what you lost to me

would you do me a favor?

What do you got in mind?

I'd like you to meet
the train and tell them

you're Cornelius
Van Rennselaer, Jr.

Why?

I need the time to work
with the pachycereus.

[chuckles]
The cactus?

I'm delivering a paper on it to
the Fairfield Society on Friday.

I'll need the time
on the train to work.

If they know I'm aboard, they
won't give me a moment's peace.

Let me get this straight.

I'm supposed to be
Cornelius Van Rennselaer, Jr.?

Right.

Then who are you supposed to be?

Nobody.

Well..

Deal?

Double?

Oh, it's a deal.

Corny, are you sure they're
sending a special train up here?

Positive. It should be coming
through unipass any minute.

Doesn't look like anything's
come through there in years.

[train whistles]

Right on time.
Just like your father.

He means you.
Wave back.

My pappy wasn't on time
for his own wedding.

Uh, hello.

Hello there!

Good afternoon,
Mr. Van Rennselaer.

I'm Burke, your conductor.

I've been with this line
for years.

I haven't seen you
since you was a baby

but I'd recognize you anywhere.

- Uh, Mr. Burke?
- Yes.

This is my assistant. Would you
see that he's accommodated?

How do you do? And take those
horses to the baggage car.

And don't forget
the pachycereus.

- The what?
- The cactus.

There ain't much room
back there, Mr. Burke.

You make room, you understand?

Those horses belong
to Mr. Van Rennselaer.

This way,
Mr. Van Rennselaer.

Well, my friend,
does this convince you

that Cornelius
Van Rennselaer, Sr.

Is the president of the line?

I never had any doubts
about senior.

It's, uh, junior
I'm worried about.

It's junior I'm worried about.

I want Ferguson to keep in touch
with me constantly, understand?

Not Mercheson.
Ferguson.

My son is boarding
the train this afternoon.

It's imperative that he be here
by noon tomorrow.

He'll make it,
Mr. Van Rennselaer.

Chances are, he's still
out there in the desert

mating cacti.

Well, junior is rather
unpredictable, but..

I'm sure he'll get here, sir.

If he doesn't

Hardman and Greynolds
will put me out of business.

There's really nothing
to worry about, sir.

He's probably aboard
that train right now.

Nothing to worry about?

If I know Hardman, he'll have
that train honeycombed

with hatchet men,
with only one thing in mind.

What's that, sir?

To make sure junior
doesn't get here by Friday

to vote on our side.

He's on the train.

Back in his private car.

How cozy.
I must drop in and say hello.

Better make it soon.

He won't be around long.

You love your work, don't you?

Why not?

I'm good at it.

Close your mouth.
Your fangs are showing.

Van Rennselaer, the very
attractive young man, Abigail.

And you are a young woman.

What's the matter, father?

Can't you bring yourself
to call me attractive too?

You're much too sensitive,
my dear.

I'm simply asking you
to strike up an acquaintance.

It's very important to me.

I'm sorry.
I absolutely refuse to help you.

I've been struggling
for years to pay the tuition

for the best finishing schools
in the country.

Haven't they taught you
anything?

Unfortunately, father,
they have.

They've taught me ethics.

Ethics?

More like your mother every day.

Come in.

Everything satisfactory,
Mr. Van Rennselaer?

Oh, everything's just fine.
Except, it's a little bumpy.

Oh, that's the roadbed, sir.

She'll settle down as soon
as we're on the main line.

Good. Did you take care
of my assistant?

Well, I tried to, sir,
but he insisted on staying

in the baggage car
with the horses.

He just sits there, writing

and then looking
at some kind of a cactus.

If you don't mind my saying so,
sir, he seems a little peculiar.

There's nothing
peculiar about him.

He's just in love
with a pachycereus.

- Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
- Hey, no, no, not at all.

- I wasn't looking.
- That was my fault.

No, really, it was my fault.

Would you care
to sit and talk it over?

Sorry, I'm not in a habit
of talking to strangers.

There's nothing back there
except my private car.

You're more than welcome,
of course.

[instrumental music]

If you don't mind,
that belong to me.

Oh, by all means.

I-I was merely curious about
the weather in Constantinople.

I'll glance
at it some other time.

Good evening,
Mr. Van Rennselaer.

I'm Colonel Hamilton.

My daughter Abigail Hamilton.

Miss Abigail.

Does the name ring a bell?

Well, I'm afraid, sir...

I'm an old friend
of your father's.

I knew him long
before you were born.

'Matter of fact,
we belong to the same club.'

He was a great
card player in those days.

Does he still like to gamble?

Not-Not quite as much
as before, sir.

I've-I've sort of
taken over for him.

Oh, really?

Yes, poker's my game.

Uh, I was taught at Harvard.
It was quite expensive.

Oh, yes, of course, of course.

Perhaps, sometime, you show me
what you've learned.

Do you enjoy the game too, sir?

Oh, now and then.

Passing time away.

Thank you.

Excuse me, colonel,
Miss Abigail.

If you decide you'd like
to play a little this evening

you're welcome
in my private car.

Shall we say,
uh, 8:30?

That's fine.

Excuse me.

Now what'd
that conductor told him?

Probably not to play
with card sharps.

[dramatic music]

- Good evening, sir.
- Good evening.

Mr. Van Rennselaer suggested
a card game in his private car.

Would you be interested?

Why not?

I don't believe we've met.
I'm Colonel Hamilton.

Colonel.

This is Miss McCabe.

- Happy to know you, ma'am.
- How'd you do?

No, colonel, you're wrong.

We have met before.

Oh! Kentucky, perhaps?

No. Between Memphis and Natchez
on a river boat.

Uh, you invited me to a poker
game on that occasion too.

Ah, yes. Those
were the good old days.

However, Mr..

- McFearson.
- Yes, McFearson.

We'd be more than happy
to have you join us.

I'd even see to it
that it's profitable.

- What's your pitch, colonel?
- Pitch?

What are you doing
on this train?

Very simple.

My daughter is an extremely
well bred young lady.

I aim to see to it that she
meets the proper young man.

Hmm, like young
Van Rensselaer, hmm?

Exactly.

Nice spot you got here.

Suits me fine.

By the way, how do you like
living my life?

Oh, up to now, just fine.

But, uh, is this my life
you're living here?

Sorted, isn't it?

You see, I'm hooked on plants.

My old pappy used to say,
"Son, love and love alone

will send a man
soaring into the depths."

You're pappy must have been

quite an authority
on land mover.

[chuckling]

Where'd you get the new cactus?

Oh, it's the same one.

It's grown.

It's dark and moist in here.

Good climate for plants.

Yeah, but not for people.

I guess you know
what you're doing.

I'd be cactus.

[ominous music]

Now, don't get excited, folks.
Don't get excited.

Everything's gonna be alright.

[music continues]

What happened here?

Now, who went and pulled
that emergency cord?

Somebody must've done it.
I wasn't dreaming.

Don't get riled up,
Mr. Swenson.

I'll find the party responsible.

I'm afraid
I'm that party, conductor.

Well, what's the idea?

You only pull that cord
incase of an emergency.

I believe there's been
an emergency.

Mr. Van Rennselaer
just fell of the train.

Well, what're we waiting for?
Let's get him back.

Back her up, Mr. Swenson.
Everybody aboard.

Get aboard. Aboard.

Aboard.

Hold it.
There he is.

Are you alright, sir?

I don't know yet.

[bell ringing]

- Easy, sir.
- Oh, boy. Oh.

I hope there are no broken
bones, Mr. Van Rennselaer.

Wouldn't do for you
to sue your own railroad.

[laughing]

How did it happen?

I just opened the door
and something came at me.

You must've seen it.

It so dark in here,
I couldn't see anything.

You must've seen something.

You pulled the emergency cord.

I thought you slipped and fell.

You better get on
back there, Mr. Burke

I'm gonna talk
to my assistant alone.

- Sure you're alright, sir?
- Just fine, thank you.

Come here, Junior.

- Now, you level with me.
- What do you mean?

You gave me a chunk of money

to be your traveling companion

but you travel
back here alone. Why?

I told you, the pachycereus.

What are you, a fanatic?

I don't want a lot of people
bothering me up here.

I don't wanna lot of people
bothering me back there.

Who's trying
to push you off this train?

Nobody.
You slipped and fell off.

It was an accident.
Could happen to anyone.

But it happened to me,
and I'm suppose to be you.

Watch your step, Bart.
It won't happen again.

I hope you're right.

I still can't help feeling
that somebody back there

doesn't like you.

If it happens again it's
gonna cost you more money.

You play a bold game, young man.

Better watch your step.
You can't get by on brass alone.

I admit, I've been pressing
a little bit, colonel.

But it doesn't matter.
I love playing the game.

I'm delighted Mr. McFearson
and Mr. Hakime could join us.

And Miss. Abigail,
too, of course.

Comfortable, dear?

I'm afraid
my daughter's training

has been a little on
the conservative side.

I'm not so sure
she approves of cards.

But then of course,
neither did her mother.

[laughing]

- Let see now. Where were we?
- I believe it's my bet.

You'll have
to match that, gentlemen.

Three jacks.

Two queens.

- Uh-oh.
- And three aces.

It's quite a good hand.

Well, looks as if I'm out
of chips again, colonel.

Would you mind cashing
another check for me? Say, 3000.

Oh, it be a pleasure, my boy.

A check
with the name Van Rennselaer

on it is good
anywhere in the world.

Well, a lot depends on
the handwriting, colonel.

[laughing]

You're a great jokester, my boy.

Just like your dad.

- 'That's $10,000 in all.'
- 'That's correct.'

Remember what
they thought you at Harvard.

Play 'em a little
closer to your vest.

'Thank you, colonel.'

I have a headache, father.

- May I be excused?
- Very well, dear. Go on.

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight, Miss Abigail.

Miss Abigail seemed upset.

- I hope I didn't...
- Oh, of course not, my boy.

Matter of fact,
I think she's interested in you.

- Oh, really?
- You got to deal, colonel.

You in trouble, kid?

You can tell old Aunt Jeannie.
She's a good listener.

[ominous music]

[sobbing]

Are you alright?

It's a stupid question.
Do I look alright?

I'm sorry, thought
I could be of some help.

You can't.

No one can.
It's impossible.

The whole thing's
just impossible.

If you sit down there,
you can see the sky.

It helps sometimes.

It's so big. Makes
everything else seem small.

Even troubles.

You're very kind.

I had no right to come in here

where you work
and snap at you that way.

- I'm sorry.
- Think nothing of it.

Come on over here.

Sit down here.

See?

It is beautiful.

And big. That's the thing
to keep thinking about.

Doesn't help.
My troubles are just as big.

Tell me.
It might help.

Well, it's that man,
that poor stupid man.

He just sits there and lets
them take all his money away.

What man?

Cornelius Van Rennselaer, Jr.

I'll call you, colonel.

I've got a smaller straight.

Oh, mine's queen high, sir.

Mine's all hearts.

That's quite a good hand.

Thank you.
Thank you, Mr. Burke.

If you gentlemen
will please excuse me

it seems there's
some business to take care of.

Yes, by all means.

I think we've had
enough actions for tonight.

Good. Goodnight Goodnight.

Count up your chips, gentlemen.

Sixty.

You're a man of honor, Goldie.

Kept your word,
stayed outta the big one.

One hundred.

You ought to
get out of this business.

After a coon like that?

You were as obvious
as a school girl.

If that tender foot had anything
more than a Harvard education

he'd have rammed
these cards done your throat.

Oh, now, Goldie.

Well, I maybe
a little out of practice

but I can still deal
myself a straight flush

and that's not bad.

What're you waiting for, Hakime?

[ominous music]

And this time, make sure.

Move over, Corny.

Conductor said, you wanted to
see me right away. What's wrong?

I wanted to break that poker
game before you broke me.

Checks? How did you
find out about that?

Miss Abigail Hamilton.
She was just up here.

I'm afraid she thinks
Cornelius Van Rennselaer, Jr.

Is an awful chump.

Smart girl.

What's the idea of putting my
signature on all those checks?

It's your signature.
My handwriting.

Don't worry, the banks
will never cash 'em.

Hope you're right.

Just in case, why don't you
trying winning for a change?

Haven't got the heart, junior.

There's nothing sadder than
watch a card shark get old.

Nimble fingers stiffen up,
they get thick and clumsy.

The colonel was trying
to deal seconds

they were coming out
from all over the deck.

That's dishonest.
You should call him on it.

He's doing
what he likes best in the world.

It's not costing
anybody anything.

Let him enjoy it.

Ack!

You and your cactus.

[laughing]

[screaming]

(Bart)
'Don't touch that cord, junior.'

Nice work.

Why didn't you give me a hand?

I had confidence.
That's why I hired you.

Thanks a lot. But from now on
the price is double.

And I want the real story.

Why was Hakime
so anxious to kill you?

So, that's who you
just threw off the train.

Come on, Corny. Give.

Alright, Bart.
You got a right to know.

Hakime is undoubted the henchman
of a man named Hardman.

He heads a group
of stock holders

who're trying to take
the Van Rennselaer Lines

away from my father.

Their only chance is to keep me
from getting to St. Louis

in time to cast my vote
tomorrow morning.

Will you pull that cord now,
junior, 'cause I'm gettin' off.

Wait a minute, Bart,
we made a deal.

You didn't tell me
it was gonna be so dangerous.

- You a coward?
- Isn't everybody?

Look, Bart, I've got to make
St. Louis on time tomorrow.

I'll pay you anything you say.

Don't..

- Anything?
- You're a gambler.

You help me get to St. Louis
by noon tomorrow

and we'll still
own the railroad.

I promise, we'll
make it worth your while.

Oh, with Hakime over the side,
that brings the odds down.

Alright, I'll take
my chances, Cornelius.

St. Louis. COD.

Good. But don't
be over confident.

Knowing Hardman,
there'll be others.

[intense music]

Is our friend
in this private car?

No, he's out there somewhere.

- Hakime?
- Um-hmm.

You sure?

(Bart)
'Excuse me.'

Have you seen
Mr. Hakime?

No.

He uh, promised to let me
glance at his newspaper.

I'm sure he won't mind.

Thank you.

Well, looks like
it's time to send in

little ol' Jeannie McCabe.

[instrumental music]

That's not bad for a girl
who doesn't speak to strangers.

You're not a stranger now.

Don't you feel
that we're slowing down?

You may be, but not me.

I mean, the train.

- I think it stopped.
- Who cares?

Excuse me.

Don't rush away. It was
just getting interesting.

We're uncoupled.

I know.

It's fascinating.

There's so much
I don't understand.

You explain about gravity.

Well, the objective's to join
piece of a choice variety

capable of producing new growth

to the stem
or trunk of a more common

or stronger rooted one.

So that the growth
of the choice vari..

Variety may be
produced more abundantly.

- Remarkable.
- Isn't it?

Oh, I don't mean the cactus.

I mean, you.

You're stuck back here
in this messy little place

and that still doesn't keep you
from wanting to learn and grow.

You're just like the plant.

Strange.

I was just thinking how much
you remind me of a hylocereus.

I-I hope that's good.

It's the most
beautiful flower I know.

[instrumental music]

That's funny.

Mr. Van Rennselaer's
private car.

- What about it?
- It's gone.

- What?
- I better tell the conductor.

It's too late,
we can't afford to waste time.

Something might have happened.
I better tell him.

He probably knows.
Abby, wait.

Now what?

'What is it this time,
Mr. Burke?'

Don't get riled up, Mr. Swenson.
I'll get to the bottom of this.

Which one of you
was it this time?

- I did it.
- And what was it this time?

Can't you see?

Mr. Van Rennselaer's
private car is gone.

Fine way to run a rail road.

- Back her up, Mr. Swenson.
- We'll be late.

Oh, sure we'll be late.

But I can't go around leaving
cars all over the tracks.

All aboard!
Everybody board.

Board.

Take her away,
Mr. Swenson.

[instrumental music]

I'm afraid this means we
won't get to St. Louis on time.

Don't you care?

It can't be helped I guess.

Besides, I can go
to St. Louis anytime.

[train hooting]

Oh, the train.
It's coming back.

Let's not tell 'em where we are.

'Where are they? Shipping?'

I don't want shipping. I..

Get off the tube.

I was talking
to Ferguson, in traffic.

The Freddywill station's
been alerted to wire

when they pass through.

But why don't they?

I don't know, sir.

They seem to have been
lost somewhere between

Little Rock and Summit.

Can somebody get
in touch with Ferguson?

No, I don't wanna
talk the yards.

I wanna talk to Ferguson.

- I'll see you later.
- Later?

Maybe I better not leave.

You didn't even smile.

No wonder he's wasting his
attention on that McCabe woman.

Crack the whip as much as
you like, I'm not gonna jump.

Here you have a millionaire
at your finger tips

and you wile away your time
into some worthless no account

in the baggage car.

- No wonder you...
- Uh-ah!

Don't say it.
I know, father.

I'm getting more like
my mother every day.

Good evening.

Well, good evening,
Mr. McFearson.

Uh, did you decide
to continue our little game?

No, Mr. Van Rennselaer.
We've lost one of our players.

I'm here to see
that he gets even.

How, uh, how do you
plan on doing that, sir?

By knocking you off.

T-the train?

This time, I'll see to it

that no one pulls
the emergency chord.

Then you're not
planning to shoot me.

Only if you make it necessary.

Put your gun over on that couch.

Move.

[ominous music]

Oh, dear!

[music continues]

Wait.

You intend using that thing?

I don't know.

So sad. All along,
I thought it was my charm.

You've got plenty of that.

Nice to have you aboard.

Look what he did
to this beautiful room.

And he broke my favorite chair.

What happened?

What happened,
Mr. Van Rennselaer?

One of your
passengers attacked me.

No, not her,
not Ms. McCabe. Him.

What kind of a train
are you running here, Burke.

I'm terrible sorry,
Mr. Van Rennselaer

but that man's
obviously a thief.

I said that
the minute he boarded.

"That man's a criminal
type," I said, didn't I?

When you've been on
the job as long as I have

you learn to spot them.

Well, get him out of here.

Throw him in the chains

or wherever you
throw people like that.

I have that
authority aboard, sir.

I'll lock him in the baggage car
until we get to St. Louis.

Take him to the baggage car.

The baggage car, Mr. conductor?
There ain't enough room there.

You make room, you understand?
He attacked Mr. Van Rennselaer.

Don't you worry, sir,
he won't bother you again.

Fine, thank you.

Well, Mr. Hardman isn't
gonna be happy about this.

Oh, I don't hire
out to kill men.

I'm just supposed
to distract them.

Start distracting.

[mellow music]

Uh, what's taking
so long, Mr. Burke?

Sorry, Mr. Van Rensselaer

but you can't run
a train without water.

Folks, we'll only be here
long enough to take on water.

Now, the place is deserted,
and there's nothing to see.

So don't wonder off,
or you'll miss the train.

Excuse me.

We don't get
them started, junior

we're never gonna make it.

Did you ever notice the color
of Miss Abigail's eyes?

I was thinking about
your pappy's eyes

when you don't show up
on time tomorrow.

They're gonna be bloodshot
and full of tears.

Oh, we'll make it.
We've got too.

She sure has pretty eyes.

You seem to be a little
gone on Miss Abigail.

I'm gonna marry her.

Isn't that kind of sudden?

I'm in love with her, Bark.

First time I've ever met a girl
who didn't know who I was

or who my father was.

Well, don't be too sure.

Her daddy was a pretty
sharp operator in his day.

Well, Abby knows all about that.

Maybe she knows
all about us too.

Not a chance.

What makes you so sure?

I know my hylocereus.

[ominous music]

[gunshot]

- Come, Abigail.
- Are you alright?

[grunts]

Yeah, we're just great.

Now, Hakime is back on the
desert, McFearson is in chains

and the colonel's
right over there

and Jeannie joined
our side, right?

Right.

So who belongs
to the buffalo gun?

(Bruke)
'All board.'

[train hooting]

If I didn't like
money so much, Corny

I wouldn't step foot
back on that train.

Bart, it's really a matter
of life or death.

Oh, I know.
Come on.

You're doin' fine.
They can't hurt us.

You better keep
your eye on the referee

because somebody's
trying to kill me.

I'm trying to be patient, Abby.

But I simply cannot allow you
to see this, this baggage boy.

He's very studious,
father, very ambitious.

Then choose young
Van Rensselaer.

Why can't you develop
an attachment for him?

Well, I don't know.
I really don't.

All I know is,
he's the one, father.

'course I haven't spoken
to Abby's father about it yet.

I don't think he'll have
any serious objections, do you?

Oh, indeedy.

I want father
to meet them tomorrow.

I hope he approves.

Oh, this ain't like
he's loosing a railroad.

He's gaining
a foxy old card sharp.

Did you get the feeling
we're slowing down?

Oh, not again.

It can't be a station. They have
orders not stopped for anything.

Now, be careful, Corny.
That fell on my head last time.

- Oh, well, hello.
- What happened?

We stopped.

No complains. At least we're
still connected to the train.

Now, please, please.
There's no cause for alarm.

Unfortunately, there's
gonna be a few hours delay.

A few hours?

Sorry you had to be aboard
this trip, Mr. Van Rensselaer

but I'm sure the situation
isn't new to you.

What situation?

Well, the crew hears these wild
tales about the gold strikes

at Calico flats.

We get within 10 miles
of the place, and they desert.

Same things happened on this
line twice before this month.

Home office knows all about it.

The engineer,
the firemen, everybody gone?

Porter too.

Why, this in an outrage.
What are you gonna do about it?

There's nothing I can do
about it until Mr. Swenson

and the others stake
their claims and come back.

We can't wait.

We gotta be in St. Louis
by morning. It's urgent.

What can I do?

I never heard of such a thing.

This is worst than a captain
deserting his sinking ship.

Looks like we're sunk.

Mr. Van Rensselaer
can operate the train.

Uh, I can?

Oh, excuse me, sir, but I'm not
sure that I can permit that.

Are you sure
I can operate the train?

Yes, sir.

But the responsibility for
the passengers belongs to me.

But the railroad
belongs to me. Let's go.

[indistinct chattering]

Be patient, folks.
Sit down and relax.

It won't be long.

Which one makes it go forward?

Don't you know?

I'll find out.

Hey, you handle
this thing pretty good.

My father used to let me
ride with the engineers

when I was a kid.

I like my job.

I'm gonna try it one
of these days when I tap out.

Start stoking.

[ominous music]

[music continues]

How are we doing on time?

Not good.
Keep stoking.

[music continues]

[screams]

Corny?

Corny, come on.
Corny. Corny.

[music continues]

[train hooting]

[train hooting]

Corny.
Corny, Corny, wake up.

Corny, there's
a train coming on us

from the other
end of the tunnel.

Corny!

Corny?

Corny?

What happened?

Don't ask.

[bell clanging]

[instrumental music]

Just a minute, young man.

That's my daughter
you're embracing, and in public.

Oh, I meant to mention
it earlier, colonel

but I've asked
Miss Abigail to marry me.

- Is that alright with you?
- Absolutely not.

Good. I want you both
to meet my father.

The pachycereus.

(Bart)
'There's no time, junior.'

We've less than 20 minutes
to make that meeting.

We'll make it. If you two go
get a carriage, I'll join you.

Uh, colonel. He may be a nut,
but he's kind of a nice kid

so for once in your life,
play Abby's hunch.

Come on.

You've made a first class job
of it, Mr. Van Rennselaer.

Brought her in on the dot.

But It's not gonna help
unless he stops fooling around

with his over stuffed
pin cushion.

Wow, look at
the size of that thing.

I told you it was
an unusual species.

You better leave it alone.
Let's get going.

It's locked.

Well, open it.
You've got the key.

I haven't.

- We'll never make it.
- Mr. Burke..

(Burke)
'Hold it, gentlemen.'

Drop your gun.

[ominous music]

Now, move over here.

Sit right down.
Make yourselves comfortable.

So you're one of 'em, huh?

I'm afraid so,
Mr. Van Rennselaer.

As Mr. Hardman explained it,
I'm to detain you till noon

when the voting closes.

[ominous music]

Not Bergson. Ferguson!

They've started the voting, sir.
You've got to hurry.

He's gotta be there.
He's been there for 40 years.

Sir, please.

No, I don't want Dawson.
I want Ferguson!

Well, it's all beginning
to make sense now.

The opposition
didn't take any chances.

What're you talking about?

I'm talking about you, friend.

'I'm remembering how we met.'

'By sheer chance
out in the desert.'

'Right in the middle
of nowhere.'

How you stalled by bringing me
in here to pick up that plant.

You mind telling me

how you planned to get rid of me
if Mr. Burke hadn't arrived?

Oh, you two gentlemen
ought to shake hands.

You're both working
for the same man.

Oh, you could tell me, friend.

You've won already, it doesn't
make any difference now.

Shut up.

Oh, I knew it, I knew it.

Shut up, Van Rennselaer.

I've listened to you shoot
your mouth off long enough.

Sure I was hired by Hardman.

'Just like Hakime,
McFearson and Burke.'

Burke hadn't done his job,
then I would have.

That's all I wanted
to know, friend.

Oh no. There is
just one more thing.

Uh, who gets the bonus?
You or Mr. Burke?

Bonus?

Don't let him
make you jittery, Burke.

You've done a fine job till now.

Now what bonus?

Hardman's offered an extra $5000

for the man that pins
Van Rennselaer.

Looks like that's you, Burke.

'You've got another
eight minutes to go.'

Make sure you keep him here.

Yes, sir.
And you'll tell Mr. Hardman?

No one's gonna cheat you
out of what you got coming.

Give me the key.

Hey, don't forget
your cactus, junior.

And no rough stuff.
Hardman doesn't like it.

QuintusQuantus Street, George.
We've got five minutes. Hurry!

Yes, sir, Mr. Van Rennselaer.

Van Rennselaer?

Yeah. I've known him since
he was knee high to a cactus.

You should have told me.

I'm sorry, Abby, but...

Ah there's nothing
to be sorry about, my boy.

This calls for a celebration.
A slight libation.

See now, we can, uh..

[chuckling]

Oh! Oh dear.

Oh, I've been looking
all over for you.

Well, hi, Jeannie.

You remember Mr. Burke.

There you are, sir.

- Why, thank you.
- You're more than welcome.

How is this possible?

I'm the president
of the railroad.

All I want is one
miserable traffic manager.

Ferguson!

Mr. Van Rennselaer,
they're waiting.

Ferguson!

Is that you?

Is it really you?

Where's my boy?

Yes! Corney junior!
Where is he?

I'm right here, father.

Put him on.
Let me speak to him.

Not there, father. Here.

Behind you.

I want you to meet my fiancee.

Delighted! Any time.

- Her name is Abigail.
- Good for her.

Soon as you've cast your vote

I'll give you the darndest
wedding you ever saw.

Uh, excuse me,
Mr. Van Rensselaer.

It's noon.
You're free to go.

I'm in no hurry.

Well, then if you don't mind

I'll run along
and pick up my bonus money.

Uh, remember me to your father.

I will.

'I just wanna say that you've
been very co-operative and..'

Thank you.

You're most welcome.

♪ Who is the tall dark
stranger there ♪

♪ Maverick is the name ♪

♪ Ridin' the trail
to who knows where ♪

♪ Luck is his companion ♪

♪ Gamblin' is his game ♪

♪ Smooth as the handle
on a gun ♪

♪ Maverick is the name ♪

♪ Wild as the wind in Oregon ♪

♪ Blowin' up a canyon ♪

♪ Easier to tame ♪

♪ River boat ring your bell ♪

♪ Fare the well Annabel ♪

♪ Luck is the lady
that he loves the best ♪

♪ Natchez to New Orleans ♪

♪ Livin' on jacks and queens ♪

♪ Maverick is a legend
of the West ♪

♪ River boat ring your bell ♪

♪ Fare thee well Annabel ♪

♪ Luck is the lady
that he loves the best ♪

♪ Natchez to New Orleans ♪

♪ Livin' on jacks and queens ♪

♪ Maverick is a legend
of the West ♪

♪ Maverick is a legend
of the West ♪♪