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# MTV #

- Previously, on "Dating Naked",

naked newbie Tilly put Jordan through his paces.

I'm so blown away by this.

- And I gave her a secret mission.

To keep a boy safe, all you have to do is kiss them.

- New connections formed. - I am sharing a bed with Matt,

and I am getting quite a lot closer to him.

While others broke apart.

- I'm not gonna sit around and be second best.

This is no more.

- At the Dumping Ground, Jarrakeh was voted out

but given a last-minute Hail Mary.

Actually, Jarrakeh...

And Luke returned.

- Good to see you, Luke. - Thank you, Rylan.

Girls,

you now have a decision to make.

It's a simple one, but it carries a huge consequence.

You must now choose who you wish to return with you

to the "Dating Naked" house.

You could either save Jarrakeh

or swap him out for Luke.

Girls, you can now take a moment together

to discuss your options.

- Is this a fucking piss-take?

That's the guy I was seeing before.

- I want to give Jarrakeh the benefit of the doubt.

- If we save Jarrakeh, I'm basically left

with absolutely nothing.

- We should swap cos Dom's not met Luke.

- Well, and you might like him. - Yeah.

- But, like, how strong is your connection with him?

- Do you think that's something you want to explore again?

- Now my head's fucked. - It's a hard decision.

- Girls, your time is up. Please come back.

# Let me tell ya how it goes #

# It's you I'll need, baby Yeah #

- Kelsey, do you girls wish to save...

...or swap?

# Who will save you now? #

We want to...

# This twisted game #

...swap.

# I am fuel to the fire #

Luke, this means

you will be re-joining the rest of the daters.

Congratulations, please join the boys.

Unfortunately, Jarrakeh, that does mean

it is the end of your "Dating Naked" experience.

- It's just the way the cookie crumbles.

- You really have been a brilliant dater

and I don't think any of us are gonna forget you... at all.

- See you soon, I hope. - Thanks very much.

# You are my fire, the only spark in my soul #

I'm feeling good.

I've had a brilliant experience and I've had an amazing time.

No hard feelings, you know.

Holding a grudge

or having hate in your body is like holding a hot rock

in your hand, and you just have to let it go.

- Well, it's been a night of surprises.

And I'm not done yet.

I'm joking, I am, I'm exhausted.

Laters, daters.

(uplifting music)

# We're here to conquer it all Conquer it all #

(cheering)

- And we're back. - We did it!

Welcome back, Lukey boy!

(whooping)

- Well done! - I needed this.

Ah! It feels so good to be back.

Like, it's a long time coming, I think.

- Oh, girls. - So, babes.

Can I clear the air?

I feel like it's been like a crazy time since I came in

and obviously I had this mission

and I never wanted to step on any toes.

I know I could have had a conversation.

- Yeah. - And I do apologise

for not actually clearing the air

and having more of an open conversation with you.

- No, no, no, it's all fine. No, no, it's fine.

I'm feeling confused because

literally a few hours ago

I nipped it in the bud with Connor

because I'm not sitting around letting him kiss somebody else

while I'm still sat there with a genuine connection.

It shouldn't have taken that to realise

that actually there is a serious connection with us.

It just leaves me in this grey area with Connor, to be honest.

- And I'm sorry, I didn't mean to kiss Rico,

but I did want to save him for you.

- That's fine, I just don't understand

why the kiss was so long, but I am grateful

- for you saving him. - Yeah.

- Right, Keir, spill the tea on Luke.

So, my turn.

So, yeah, he's just come in

now I'm seeing Matt, so it's like, "Yay(!)"

Seeing Luke tonight...

I don't know. I don't know how I feel. I don't know.

Obviously, I did like Luke, so it's put me

in a right situation, hasn't it?

- Let me get this clear. So, who's, like, on who?

- Connor's with... Connor's obviously with Kels.

Hopefully, they sort that. Rico's Lauren.

- And I was... - Yeah, go on. Ryan.

Ryan, everyone.

- Ryan, everyone! - Whoever.

- I was cracking on with Dom and that didn't work out

so now I'm chatting to Keir and sharing a bed with her.

Cool, cool.

Fuck! Keir, I did only come back

because I thought she could still be here.

Do I let go of that because she's with Matt?

Or do I really double down and pursue her?

- You all right? - Are you all right?

- Yeah. How you been? - I've been all right.

You had to throw a spanner in the works, haven't you?

- I know. - Now I'm like... Fuck!

- This is me being totally honest with you.

I was ready to go home and I was like,

I only want to go back

with the thought that you was gonna be in here.

I took the risk, I was like, you know what?

This girl is actually special.

- Luke, I did like you though as well.

That's why it's fucked now.

It's just going to be an awkward conversation with Matt.

- The only question I would ask with the Matt situation

is how many people has he kissed

or been with in here in the space of time he's been here?

That screams red flags to me.

I'm saying, as a friend, do I think Matt's right for you?

In my opinion, no.

I'm not afraid of treading on toes.

I'm confident if I do enough, I could take Keir off his hands.

(laughs)

You make your own decision.

I just want you to know that I come back for you.

- Oh, God. - Fuck!

# In love #

Are you all right?

- It's just not a nice thing to watch, is it?

Like it did go on for a fucking long while.

- I didn't know... - What felt like forever.

I'm absolutely fuming! Like, why didn't he pull away

after like three seconds?

- I didn't want to upset you from it.

- It's just a bit shit, isn't it?

- Oh, it's fine. - Don't sound fine!

It's fine.

Why are you pissed off?

- I had to have an awkward conversation with Luke.

Luke?

- He was trying to say he was going to get a flight home

and the only reason he's come here is because of me.

- But that's up to you to decide.

You know what I mean? I, honestly, all this shit...

You want to crack on with him, crack on with him.

Oh, my God, this guy, honestly, the chat on him, seriously.

He's a salesman. He's full of shit.

He's gonna feed you everything you want to hear

cos he's after his commission.

- Feel good? Do you feel comfortable?

- I feel really bad because I've obviously stepped on toes

with a few of the girls, which has made me feel a bit uneasy.

So, I think I feel, like, relieved

that that's now, like, all out in the air.

Both Jordan and Ryan have traits

that I value and like.

But I think right now

my head is leaning a little bit towards

Jordan and I'm really excited to continue

to see if this connection can grow.

- You must be mentally exhausted.

I am and sorry,

I feel like I can't really give you a lot of energy right now

- cos I think it's just been-- - OK.

So, let me say something to you.

You know we're talking about 100 and you're giving me 20?

- Yeah. - I can give you the other 80.

- That is the best thing someone could ever say.

I'm here to help. Do you know what I mean?

I'm lost for words

with Jordan because he's like the biggest cutie.

He was like "If you've only got 20%, I'll bring the other 80."

I was like, "Who says that?"

Funny you should ask, Tilly,

because I know exactly who says that.

I don't believe in 50/50.

You might be like, "I've had a shit day and I'm at 10%"

But there's going to be days where I'm going to be 10%

and you're gonna have to hold the team.

- Unbelievable way to think about that.

Mm.

- I think I've kissed enough boys!

I think you have.

I think you should be giving the kisses to me.

(kissing)

- Why are you telling me to crack on with someone else

if you like me when I've got Luke saying the right things

and that's what I want you to be saying?

He's not telling me to crack on with everyone else but you are.

- Maybe it's a defence thing where I'm just like...

- Say that, then. - Well, express yourself to me.

- Well, I'm trying, but I find it difficult.

It's a shit situation.

Like, obviously, I did really like Luke,

but I really, really, really like Matt now.

- Then what else has he been saying about me?

It's like, well, have a think

how many people did Matt go through to get to you.

He's a dickhead.

I don't feel threatened. Me and Keir have got something strong.

Luke, he's like a witch and he's there stirring his pot.

He's like that, stirring it up and he's laughing. "Ha-ha!"

(laughing)

If you want to listen to Luke's bullshit, you can do that.

But if you want to make this work,

- I need to get 100% as well. - Well, obviously I do

or else I wouldn't be getting wound up, would I?

# Like a fighter #

# No surrender #

- Don't worry. Honestly, you mean the world to me now.

I want to make this work.

What a day, Matt.

Oh, what a day!

- It's been an eventful evening.

We've seen daters dumped and daters return,

but right now, it's time for these daters to get some rest.

- I'm just so glad we're all here, you know?

Me too.

Like, honestly, so relieved. Like, so, so relieved.

The past few days have been really shitty for me,

so I feel like Luke being in the house right now

is exactly what I needed.

And, yeah, I am excited to get to know him.

- No funny business, no snoring.

- While the rest of the house settles down,

Connor and Kelsey aren't quite ready to call it a night.

I'm not even interested.

And that's what the kiss was about for me, like,

knowing or not knowing, and I left with so much guilt

and feeling horrible because I knew how much it hurt you

and I knew that I couldn't continue with it.

But obviously last time we spoke, you know,

you essentially called it off.

Obviously, I want to get stronger and stronger with you.

That's where all my focus is at right now.

Because I feel the way I do about you.

- Do you feel like if someone walked through the door,

- you'd still entertain it? - I don't think so.

- Well, in fact, I wouldn't. - So why do you think that is?

Because I've just got feelings for you.

- Yeah, OK, the kiss wasn't ideal

and it really did hurt me, but actually

it's made him realise how much he actually likes me.

- But I've gone out, explored, kissed,

and I found out what I needed to know.

And if the opportunity comes up for you, then hopefully

you'll find out the same.

Yeah.

I do genuinely

get a bit soppy when he pours his heart out to me

because he says all the right things

Then I just feel all, like, weird and gooey inside

and it makes me a bit like...

(melancholic music)

- I think that goes to show that it is real

I kind of need to stop disregarding that

and pretending that it's not real.

# Maybe I'm not what you need... #

- It's a brand new day in Panamanian paradise.

# Maybe we really could be something or not #

- Oh, there it is. - What the hell?

- What's going on? - Good morning, starshine.

Morning.

- And for Luke, it's an opportunity

to try and pick up where he left off.

- What the hell are you doing back in here, Luke?

How does it feel to be back in the "Dating Naked" house?

- Everyone's actually welcoming this time.

- Yeah, give it time, mate. Give it time.

- No, it's good. I was looking for someone in particular.

They're still here.

Then there's fucking other people here.

I'm like, my fucking brain's fucked.

- Well, I'm glad that you were happy to see me, mate.

- Yeah. - (laughter)

- Ryan, Dom, any juicy feedback from each other?

- No. I feel like I'm glad to see a new boy come in.

- With Dom, the only thing that's putting me off

is that she's pretty quiet, but I'm not writing Dom off.

She's a beautiful girl and getting to know her a bit more

is the right thing for me to do.

For me. Today's a big day, like a huge day.

I think today's monster.

- I've got some big decisions to make today. Like huge.

- Shall we kick it off with some brekkie?

Yeah.

(uplifting music)

What the fuck? She does something to me, man!

I fucking don't know what it is.

Fuck!

- Was Luke talking to anyone else before he left

- or was it just basically Keir? - Just Keir, yeah.

Bless him, he didn't really get a chance, to be honest.

Right.

I'm here now and, yeah,

hopefully I can kind of reel him in my way.

- How you feeling today after our little snuggle?

Perfect.

- I feel revitalised. - Same.

You actually surprised me as to how, like,

caring and considerate you are.

Just little things you say, that means a lot.

I do really like you. Yeah, I do.

I think it was a perfect moment

to tell her that I lo... That I love her? Jesus Christ!

Fuck!

I think it was a perfect moment to say that I really like her.

I think she liked that, to be honest,

and I know she likes me too.

And we're looking to... We're looking to explore that.

I'm in bit of a pickle because, obviously, I like Tilly.

Don't get me wrong, I like Tilly.

She's really out there. Too confident for me, I think.

Whereas, Lauren-- Here she comes.

- Speaking of the devil! Were your ears burning?

- Yeah, a little bit. - I wish our love was burning.

- (laughs) So, what you been chatting about?

- How much I'd love to give you a massage soon.

- What type of massage? - Any one you want, darling.

- Any one you want. - (laughs)

Maybe later.

- I did at one point have an interest in Tilly,

but I don't know if she's my cup of tea any more.

Lauren's very easy going, very easy to talk to.

But even though she is with Rico currently,

I still feel like there's an "in" there,

you know, she's not totally 100% on him, you know.

- You need to scooch over a bit. There you go.

I'm fucking knackered!

- Why are you so tired? Are you thinking about me too much?

Fuck off!

- Made your mind fucking race, innit?

I think you're getting closer to Matt.

- I am getting quite close to Matt, to be honest.

Obviously, when you first come in,

I wanted to get to know you more.

It's just shit that you've come in so late

cos obviously the past couple of days

now I'm sharing a bed with Matt and getting closer to Matt.

- You know what I mean? - Yeah.

- You should have maybe come in a couple of days earlier--

- Oh, mate! Do you know what I mean?

Fucking, I was trying to come back.

I was like, "I can't let her go."

- Is that what you were saying? - "Not my Keir!"

- For fuck's sake! How's your head at, though?

I genuinely want what's best for you and I think if...

If Matt makes you happy, then that's good for me.

- Do you know what I mean? - That's so sweet, though.

(radio static)

# Radio Rylan! #

I knew it!

Fuck's sake!

Good morning, daters.

Nice to see you again, Luke.

It's time for you to raise the tempura-ture,

and get to know one of our naked daters

a little bit better.

I've decided that the "Lukey girl" for today is...

Lukey girl!

- Dom. - (cheers)

- And I'm warning you two, this one's gonna be soy saucy.

(upbeat music)

Honestly, I can wipe the sweat off me.

It was lucky I was in the swimming pool

because people wouldn't notice how much I was sweating.

- Woo-hoo!

Yay!

I'm really excited.

I feel like I really needed a fresh face in here.

(laughing) What is going on?

Every time you laugh, the sushi moves with your belly.

- Oh, a little buffet for me? - I thought I'd make you lunch!

But I'm already a bit of a snack.

(laughing)

- I'm going to be honest, I've never had sushi before.

- I think we'll need some soy sauce.

I don't know if there's any bowl around here.

(laughing) You have to go to the belly button.

- So, this will be like my dipping bowl?

- Yeah, unless you want to suck it out.

Maybe I'll do that too, actually.

- Perfect! - That was good.

Just try any one.

If you don't like it, you can spit it back out.

- I'm a swallower, not a spitter.

(both laugh)

Watch there's no fluff in there.

- Oh, God. I... This is so bad.

I don't even know how to eat sushi.

- Do you like my... my bean sprouts?

- In my toes. - (laughs)

I didn't even notice that! That's giving me the ick.

- It's giving me the ick as well.

- Want to try anything else? - Do you mind?

- Take what you want. Go for the smallest one.

Do you know what? Maybe I'll feed it to you.

(laughter)

- Stick it in. - There you go.

Tastes, um... salty.

- I need to rinse my mouth with soy sauce.

Shit!

- What's this? - That's wasabi.

- What if I put it on my tongue and you lick it off my tongue?

(spluttering, laughing)

That's actually so spicy!

Do you know what? One complaint.

That didn't last long enough, so I'm going back in.

(upbeat music)

Mm! Mm-mm-mm!

Oh, I think I'm in love.

(laughter)

I was not expecting to come down those stairs

and you'd be laying out with sushi over you!

Pleasant surprise! You know what? Pleasant surprise here

and a pleasant surprise for you to come into the house.

What did you think when I come in yesterday?

I was like, "Oh! Hm..."

Do you know what it is, though?

I'm a sucker for a British accent.

So, as soon as you opened your mouth, I was like, "Wow."

Like, this is exactly what I needed.

OK, OK.

- You have a nice smile. - Turkey teeth.

(laughs) Do you know what? They're very nice.

I've got a Rylan special.

Keir, I know, obviously...

- Don't get me wrong, she's great.

I can't say nothing bad about her,

but I feel you're more suited to me in regards to, like,

you know what you want,

and, yeah, I think you know how to get it as well.

- Absolutely. - You put the effort in.

You don't want to be second best.

No, absolutely. I'm a queen. I have my crown!

- I just need my king! - You should be number one.

Yeah, absolutely.

- From now on, you're my number one.

Am I? Aw!

A charmer!

Since we've been in the house, me and Keir

have gone for all the same guys.

But at this point, I feel like I need to put myself first.

I've taken the back seat when it came with her and Matt.

I have to go for what I want, and that's what I'm doing.

Aw. Well, thank you, again.

# Can I bring the good, good times? #

# Bring the good times #

This door's well heavy.

# Can I bring the good, good times? #

We're back!

Hey!

- Did you not bring me any sushi back?

- Mate, I'll be honest, you wouldn't have wanted it.

- Why? - It was all over his body.

- I was a whole naked platter of sushi all over me.

- Did you eat it off him, Dom? Snacks!

- I literally licked soy sauce out of his belly button.

- Dom, I've got a phobia of belly buttons.

- Did you have fun? - It was so good, honestly.

That date was steamy.

It wasn't just the wasabi that was hot, the whole date was.

- Steamy! It's not quite steamy enough, Luke.

Let's crank the temperature right up.

I thought I'd throw our daters something

a little bit different this evening.

We know what everyone looks like naked,

so, let's switch it up a bit.

Oh, my God!

It's reverse striptease time.

Yes, queens!

- How are we feeling, boys, about this?

- Yeah, yeah. - Good, yeah?

- Professional stripper Ryan will be teaching the boys

all he knows as they prepare to go head-to-head with the girls

in the form of group performances.

- Right, who wants an Uber? - (laughter)

You look French.

- Before he takes to the stage solo

for a private one-on-one dance with a lady of his choice.

- First rule of stripping. Be confident.

Doesn't matter what you are, as long as you're sexy,

and you're all sexy. Second rule. Nice and slow.

You want to be sensual, respectful.

- Let's just make it sexy. - That we can do.

Six, seven, eight.

- I feel like I get sick very easily.

So, this could go one way or another!

(all) Boom, boom, bang!

- Yeah! Wow! Oh, my God! - Oh, my God, I'm horny!

- Sensual, respectful. Let's do this.

- This is gonna be madness, I'm telling you now.

- Boys and girls, are you ready?

(cheering)

It's go time.

- Come on, girls. - (cheering)

It's go time. I am ready

to show my man

what I got.

# No one does it like we do... #

- Yes! - Oh, my God.

Fucking hell.

(unclear)

Oh, my God.

- We're all glammed-up. We look incredible.

Woo!

- Shimmying our corset on and we know

we're in for a good night.

- Shit! - Yeah.

Girls are looking fantastic.

This is gonna be special.

- Ah, shit! - Yes, girls.

- Fucking hell, I don't know where to look.

I love watching these girls.

# No one does it like us #

I give Rico a little bit of

this

and I give him a little bit of

that.

- Oh, those two are necking off. I'll just, er...

# No one does it like we do #

Oh, my word!

- We really got into it. Passionate kissing.

Yeah. I can't wait to see the guys doing their dances.

- All right, let's go, boys. Show us what you got.

Five, six, seven.

(raunchy rock music)

My God!

(laughing)

(laughter)

This gives me the ick!

(laughter)

Their little bums!

Oooh!

- The girls are going wild. I feel

electric!

- Get those pants on. Oh, my God, stop! Not the straps.

- Girls, do you give consent? - Yeah!

- Yes! - Boys, let's go.

- Just another day in the office.

Someone's got to do it.

- You look so fit like that, you know.

- I was trying to be as sexy as possible,

but I look like a frog.

It was like a frog trying to, like,

thrust up against someone. But I mean, look,

she might like frogs, so who knows?

I'm sweating, babes. Get it.

(shrieks of laughter)

- What the fuck is going on? Ryan, he's doing his own thing.

Yeah, poor old Ryan.

He doesn't quite have the connection yet,

so he was just sort of watching the stripteases unfold.

But the man does this for a living,

so I just have the feeling when he gets his opportunity,

he's not gonna let that one slip.

(laughter)

- I didn't expect that from the boys.

Enjoyed it, I can't lie.

- Saving the best till last, it's Ryan's turn

to show our daters why he's the best in the business.

But who's the lucky lady he wants to impress?

Oh!

(cheers)

- Go on, boy! - Oh, shit.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

(unclear)

- Jesus Christ! - Woo!

I swear I did that.

(shrieks)

- He's still not better than me.

Woah!

(unclear)

Ah, fucking hell!

Fuck!

Shall I stop this?

Because I feel like I'm bleeding from the eyes.

I am a bit pissed off, to be honest.

(raunchy rock playing)

(music stops)

Yeah!

- I totally understand why Rico's upset but you know what?

He can feel that!

At least we're on par now, after what happened

last night.

He's got a little taste of his own medicine now

and I'm kind of happy.

- I didn't intend to cause a rift, of course.

- I had your bollocks in my face.

- Is that a complaint? - No.

- There you go then. - (laughter)

Now, come to think of it, Lauren, you know,

if I haven't got a connection, I'll be gone.

You'll regret me going, won't you?

I would miss you,

but I've got to follow my heart at the moment.

Me and Rico have got a really, really good connection going.

I fucking fancy the pants off of you, but...

- (sniggering) - No. I fucking do, though.

- And that dance was so hot. - (laughing)

But...

Yeah, I'm gonna continue, like, with Rico.

- I wouldn't say you wouldn't. At least I know now.

- I can't fucking continue with you both!

- You fancy me? - Yeah, obviously I fancy you.

I find you very attractive.

- And I find you very attractive, Lauren.

# Is it the end of the world? #

- I'd better fucking go. - OK.

Just think about it, yeah?

- (laughs) - Just think about, yeah?

- Bye, sexy. - Bye.

- Look, I know it was a trip. It was just--

- I hope now you know how I felt watching that last night.

It was right in front of me.

- It's not nice, is it? - No, it's not, no.

- It makes your stomach feel a bit fucking shit, to be honest.

Yeah, it did feel like shit.

Not gonna lie about that, but it did actually show me

that I've actually got a real connection with her.

I was actually real, real hurt. It was like real feelings.

And I was just like, I do fucking care about this girl

because I fucking felt like shit!

- I'm happy that he's actually said how he feels.

Like it really did upset him a little bit.

So, I know things are starting to get actual serious now.

Well, I'm sorry anyway.

You don't have to be sorry.

Don't... Never be sorry.

It was just shit.

And it went on for fucking ages.

(waves lapping)

- Keir and Matt are well overdue some alone time.

So, I've granted them access to The Nudoir.

# This is my moment now #

Are you excited?

# This is my moment now #

# This is my moment #

- Me and Keir, we've got the strongest foundation

because we've grown this friendship

and have grown into a powerful connection

where it's like, it's coming to the stage where you think,

hopefully, in the future

we might be, like, boyfriend and girlfriend.

Let's cheers to

- having a great evening. - Mm.

Making a great connection with each other.

It's a special moment for me

- and I hope it is for you. - It is for me.

- And I would just like to cheers on that.

Cheers. (giggles)

Mm, I love that loads.

Matt just makes me feel, like, happy.

Like, giggly and, like, giddy.

It's a nice feeling. It's weird, but it's nice.

(laughs)

# This is my moment now #

- I've been celibate for one year.

I don't want sex to be not meaningful.

With Keir, I've sort of built that relationship with her.

She makes me excited, she makes me feel good.

So, it's nice to finally get to that stage

and give myself to someone.

- Rest and we go. - More than once!

Oh, 100%

Love that.

- Today's been a really nice day.

Today's been perfect.

- What was your favourite part about today?

- I mean, connecting a bit further was nice.

Getting to know you a bit more.

- I feel like we-- I'm sorry?

- Same again tomorrow? - Same again tomorrow.

- Well, it seems like the reverse striptease

has solidified more than one relationship this evening.

# Can we cut to the part where we are who we are? #

# Cut through the noise and just be #

# Silent #

# With you #

Room to ourselves.

# With you #

What a day!

Oi, oi! Chuggers!

# Can we cut to the part where we are who we are? #

# Cut through the noise and just be #

# Silent #

# With you #

# With you #

# With you #

(upbeat music)

# Leap of faith Here's hoping #

- After some of the antics and positions

from the reverse striptease

making their way into the bedroom last night...

- Oh, shit! - Fucking hell!

- ...it's fair to say some of our daters

got a lot less sleep than others.

I had this mental dream

you all did some fucking striptease for us.

(laughter)

- That was a nightmare, weren't it?

(laughter)

- That was honestly one of the best nights of my life.

- Genuinely. - It was so good.

- I enjoyed myself for the first time in fucking

- about ten years. - (laughter)

- That's actually a little bit sad.

My life is actually shit! (laughs)

Well, I had a great night.

- I had a very good night as well.

- Did ya? - Mm-hm.

That was definitely worth the wait.

- Definitely. - Definitely.

- I think everyone got a little horny after the--

- Yeah, I think they did. - We did share a little kiss.

I love that for you, babes.

- Sharing a bed with Dom was nice.

We had a nice cuddle and kiss.

We're on the right route to be something good.

(uplifting music)

Here they are!

Bonjour!

- Oh, he looks about ten stone lighter!

(laughter)

- No, it was good. - Look at them smiling.

- Hello. - How was that, then?

It was really good, I can't lie.

I am glowing.

I've had a lot to keep in for the last year

and now I've released that and I'm free!

Feeling refreshed?

This is what I came for.

I didn't expect to get this close with someone.

Even a week in, I was thinking I wasn't going to find it.

So, the fact that it's just switched up like that,

is really nice.

- It was a few times. - (laughter)

It was a few times! (laughs)

- There's nothing like a night in The Nudoir

to solidify a relationship.

Oh, my God, what's this?

- Speaking of solidifying, I've sent Tilly and Jordan

on a date to do just that.

- Bit of pottery. - Bit of pottery.

- Four balls, is it? - This is what we like.

Take a seat, babe.

Oh, my God, this is fucking crazy.

Oh, my God.

Here.

Wet my fingers.

- Oh, my God. It tastes horrible!

(laughing) Not too much!

You know I can get wet easily, but...

- Go up and down. - It's getting bigger now.

We can make it into, like, a penis shape.

- Yeah, we need it nice and big and thick.

This date is actually so much fun.

I have no clue what we're doing and we actually completely suck

at pottery making.

Shall we, like, compare?

- Make a bit of a... - Comparison?

- Comparison. I mean, it's close, right?

- Maybe when I'm old and grey, but not right now.

I'm really starting to realise

that this could be special.

Tilly's a very, very nice woman.

I'm looking forward to getting to know her more, definitely.

- Shall we have a little chill? - Yeah, let's go.

- Happy? - Yeah, happy.

Cheers to another good date.

Very interesting again. We're not very good at pottery.

- I think we're better at whips and chains at this rate.

Mm, definitely.

- But actually, if you think of this date

compared to the first date and, like, where we are now,

- compared to... - I agree.

...being complete strangers.

Yeah, it's a bit closer now.

- Yeah. - How do you feel about that?

I feel good.

I want to sort of know where your head's at, though.

- Romantically speaking, it's just you

- and I'm happy with that. - Yeah, I'm the same.

I'm happy. Come here.

- Yeah, I'm very happy. - The same.

- If I toss the pillow. - My penis is called a pillow.

(laughter)

- Of course you found that hilarious.

- We're back! - Hello!

Wait for me.

- You look dirty. What have you been doing?

A mud bath, was it?

- Some clay-making. - Pottery!

- We've been making pottery. - I called it!

Jordan and I are definitely

on a good trajectory

and really enjoying to get to know each other.

He has literally got every quality in a man

that I've always looked for.

I was in front.

Her hands were behind me,

and we were just both trying to make this replica of my penis,

- but it didn't work out. - Weren't enough clay?

(laughter)

- It was nice, because I could actually ask him a bit more

as to, like, how he was feeling,

because I don't want to get to know anyone

and, like, he doesn't either, but I just needed to, like,

hear that a bit more from him.

And it's all sort of, like, progressed quite well.

So, it was good just to, like, actually have a sit down,

have a little champers.

Lovely.

I think what Jordan and Nina had

from the beginning was always very special.

But because Nina went so, you know, abruptly,

and now Jordan's really getting in there with Tilly,

it does kind of make me question

whether they're genuine or not.

We just got to talking and just kind of seeing

how our connection's going and if we're in the same boat.

- And are you closed off, would you say?

- Yeah, yeah. Nobody's head's turning kind of thing.

- Nice. So, even if a newbie comes in, it's like--

- Yeah, it's kind of solid. - Huge.

- Which is what I like. - Yeah. Well done.

- Right now, everything seems pretty calm,

but that won't last long,

as I've asked the daters to meet me at the Dumping Ground.

And I might have some surprises up my furry sleeve.

# I hope you're ready for the fire... #

Going into the Dumping Ground

when you have no idea whether it's a boy or a girl going home

is the worst feeling in the world.

- At the end of it, you have to come to decisions

where sometimes it will break friendships.

- It's every man for themselves in here.

It's a fair game. Let's do this.

# I hope you're ready for the fire... #

- No way did I think I would form this strong a connection

with someone in the house.

Now is the first time

that I'm in more of a vulnerable position.

- Oh, this is the last thing I need.

The last dumping I was at, I was gone.

# I hope you're ready for the fire #

Hello, daters.

- Hi. - How have you been?

- Well, you all look lovely tonight.

How are we all feeling? Good?

- Yeah. - Good, thank you.

- Nervous. - Yeah, nervous.

- Anxious. - That's "Dating Naked".

- Luke. - Yep.

Nice to see you've lasted longer than five minutes

- this time around. - Well, you know.

How you settling in?

- Yeah, good. You know what? I've had two brilliant days.

So, yeah, I feel very welcome here.

- Now, Tilly, my Aussie firecracker.

How are you getting on, gorgeous?

- Yeah, good. Jordan and I had a little date today.

We went and did some pottery.

Continued to get up close and personal.

- It's nice to go from S&M to arts and crafts, isn't it?

- Yeah, exactly! We're good with our hands. That was fun.

- (laughs) - Yeah, it's good.

We are connecting on a really nice level

and I want to delve deeper into that, yeah.

Good, well, listen,

I'm glad everyone seems to be enjoying themselves,

but as you know, this is the Dumping Ground.

We're not here for a catch-up.

Tonight, one of you will be dumped.

And I can now reveal a boy...

...or a girl will be dumped.

But this evening,

I've decided to do things a little bit differently.

You know I love to keep you on your toes.

None of you are safe.

Yet.

Before I reveal all...

...please...

...welcome...

...back...

Hi!

Nina.

(cheers, applause)

(sultry blues music)

Oh, my days!

Woo!

OK.

# Sheriff's in town #

Oh, my God!