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What the fuck is that?
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Dad, don't!
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Tell me "don't"?
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Since when I take
orders from you?
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Dad, there's
something over there,
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where he was going.
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Lion to Claws,
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we'll be there in
less than ten minutes.
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Copy, Lion.
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What are you looking at?
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Remember that time you
smashed my car with a truck
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and snuck up behind me and hit
me in the head with a tire iron?
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-Yeah. Why?
-Just curious.
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Well, it was a great
fucking moment.
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Hot take.
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You hit this little
Chinaman with a tire iron?
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I'm Vietnamese,
Wild Bill Suckcock.
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And yes, he did.
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I wish I'd killed him.
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I wish he was sitting
there right now, dead.
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You wish my corpse was
here in front of you?
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-Yes.
-You would carry it around
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-with you everywhere?
-Yeah, 'cause you're small and light,
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and it's a reminder
of my victory.
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So, you'd torment my loved ones
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who'd have to watch you
carry around my dead body?
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You're taking it a
little too seriously now.
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Shit, Ginger Cool,
you are hardcore.
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Hey, fuck you too, asshole.
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Shit.
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GC is a little upset 'cause we're
about to go arrest his friend
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and kill his favorite parrot.
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You know, I wasn't
gonna say anything,
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but does Bordeaux know
that you were making faces
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when you were on
the phone with her?
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I don't know what this
man is talking about.
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If I was making a face, then
that comes with having a face.
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What kind of faces?
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He winked at me
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like he had you wrapped
around his fucking finger.
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-You winked at him?
-No.
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I'll take a polygraph.
I don't give a shit.
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If I did, it was a wink like,
"Hey, we're all in this together."
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When the fuck does a wink mean
"we're all in this together"?
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I'm from Illinois. It...
Maybe it's a Midwestern thing.
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I spent many years in the hills
of Illi-noise hunting balds,
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and ain't nobody ever winked at my
ass to say we're in this together.
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And that there is a
point for Hagrid here.
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I don't want you on my side,
you fucking psychopath.
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You judge me for ridding
the world of beak-ed vermin
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when you hit a little
incapacitated Chinaman!
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He just said he was
from Vietnam, asshole.
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Well, ain't that one of the
places Chinamens come from?
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Question, are you the dumbest cunt
who's ever existed, or just top five?
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That ain't nice at all, son.
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Shut the fuck up, all of you!
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Hey, I didn't say anything.
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Now, you did, didn't you?
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Jesus.
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Eagly?
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Eagly, what happened?
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-Claws to Lion. Copy?
-Copy, Claws.
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We're in position.
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-Waiting on your word.
-Less than a minute out.
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No.
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It's not your food.
This is my food.
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My food's over here.
Your food's over there.
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Fuck it.
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"Get..."
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"Get out... Get out of
your house innediately"?
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Or maybe he means
"immediately," I don't know.
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"Argus tagent." What
the fuck is a "tagent"?
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Oh, fuck. Wait.
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We'll enter at the front.
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Jagger and Kline, make
your way to the back.
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Fleury, left side. Economos
and St. Wild, right.
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Shit!
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Well, you said I didn't have to work
with Captain Cultural Appropriation.
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Fuck. Fine.
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Shit.
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Eagly, we gotta go.
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No, bro.
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We gotta go!
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Motherfucker!
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Hey, hey. Here. Yeah, yeah.
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That's right. Yeah, baloney?
Yeah, come on. Come on.
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Come on.
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Eagle droppings.
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That's good.
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Four days old.
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Hints of... cold cuts.
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Tater chips.
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Ki...
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ai!
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Come on!
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What the hell, bro?
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You screwed the world once.
I won't let you do it again.
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Say goodbye, demonic bir...
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Oh, shit.
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You're like a piece of toilet
paper stuck to my shoe...
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I just can't pick off.
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Yes!
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Snap.
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"...like to gift you..."
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Man, this is so fucking cool.
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Here we go.
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Snap.
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Pretty sweet, huh?
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"ASAP"?
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Somebody get Economos.
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Thank God.
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Man. That was insane. It's
the craziest thing I've...
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Oh, my God.
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What the hell happened?
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I... I came up behind you when
you were about to shoot Eagl...
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That eagle.
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Yeah, I remember
getting a beat on it,
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-but I can't quite remember...
-Yeah, and...
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-...anything after.
-And then a...
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Another eagle.
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-Another eagle?
-Yeah, a... a...
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a second eagle
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flew in fast and, boom!
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Just knocked you over and
you slammed into that rock.
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No, no, no, that don't
make no sense, son.
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-No?
-I mean, eagles are solitary creatures.
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Yes, that's what's
so weird, right?
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This could only mean one thing.
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The eagle I was about
to shoot was the...
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was the primal eagle
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foretold in the Yakama
and Meskwaki myths.
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-What?
-The eagle that rules over all the eagles.
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Everything in my life has
led me to this moment, son.
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To kill the primal eagle!
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The soul of our country shall be
purged of all of our transgressions
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against all the native and
indigenous peoples of this land.
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That's the one
thing it could mean?
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'Cause I...
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I feel like it could mean
a lot of different things.
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-Nope.
-And I feel like
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-you're just making up a bunch of stuff...
-Nope.
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...just to rationalize your
weird desire to kill eagles.
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No, sir.
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00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,925
It's kind of strangely
condescending to Native Americans.
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00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:06,470
Well, son, we disagree
on some of the specifics.
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But at the end of the day,
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we both agree what's
most important.
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That so-called
Eagly needs to die.
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We don't agree on that at all.
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We most certainly do.
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-No.
-Yes, we do.
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Economos. Bordeaux
needs to see you. Now.
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00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,116
What happened to you?
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My third eye's been opened, son.
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Ain't no way that eagle's
gonna hide from me now.
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Ads!
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Eagly!
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-We gotta go.
-Yo, what's going on?
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We gotta go fast. I gotta
move the dimensional portal.
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-You gotta what?
-We gotta go, please, Ads.
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What are you wearing?
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-Ads, fucking go!
-Okay, okay, where?
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Head towards Settlers' Hills.
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00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:05,654
Vij. Yeah. I need you to
pick up some doors at Lowe's.
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Yeah? What do you want?
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What's your problem, Economos?
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Who can say?
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I couldn't possibly be
upset that I'm teamed up
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with an insane
redneck bird-killer
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and some little
kung fu Bulbasaur
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who once tried to murder me,
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while we try to
arrest my friend.
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How wacky would that be?
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Well, get over it.
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I'm not getting paid
to deal with your shit.
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I think you kind of are.
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What?
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If you read my dossier, you'd
know I have social deficiencies
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that are worth dealing with
for all my other talents.
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So, you do kind of
explicitly get paid
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to deal with my shit.
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You are one curmudgeonly
motherfucker, Ginger Cool.
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What the fuck?
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I told you not to call me that.
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-Motherfucker!
-Back off, Fleury.
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What kind of grown man
spits on another person?
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Is one of your talents that you
can hack the lock on this door?
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-If I had my equipment.
-Where is your equipment?
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It's in the mobile unit.
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Outside, 20 feet away.
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-No.
-No?
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-It's 30 feet.
-Go fucking get it, John.
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Yeah.
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We're all in this
together, right?
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What did you mean you
have to move the portal?
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I mean, I gotta transfer
the door from my dad's house
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to where we're going,
if we make it in time.
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-Transfer?
-Yeah.
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I use this to do it. I
don't know if I still can.
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I was a kid the
last time I did it.
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-A kid?
-Yeah. Moved it twice.
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Once when we found it in the
woods to my dad's trailer.
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I think my dad was
afraid it was dangerous,
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so he had me and Keith do it.
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-What a champ.
-Yeah.
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And then I did it again myself
when we moved to my dad's house.
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Your dad didn't make the portal?
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No way.
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I thought he was some
sort of super genius.
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You fucking kidding? He
flunked out of tenth grade.
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00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,059
So, how'd he make all
them helmets and stuff?
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It's... complicated.
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-Yeah?
-Yeah, you're gonna get me arrested.
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I almost killed a guy
while saving Eagly's life.
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-What? How?
-It's not important.
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I'm about to go in there and pick
the lock on that closet door.
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Economos, I need you to
stall them for a little bit.
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-There isn't time.
-Just a little bit.
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Okay? All right?
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I'll try, okay?
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Fuck! I...
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Bordeaux sent me
out here to help.
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Yeah, I don't need help. I
just... need this thing, okay?
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Fuck.
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What's so important
about this door?
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Okay.
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Six months ago, right?
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I'm fucking around
in there with Eagly.
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Just letting him fly
around. It's cold outside.
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He disappears for a minute.
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And I go running after him.
I'm yelling, screaming for him.
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I find him.
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He's by a door that's not
mine, but he's squawking at it.
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And then I realize the
lock is exactly like mine.
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And weirder, it's got a rack of
Peacemaker helmets next to it.
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What?
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I don't know why, but
I tried my dad's code.
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It worked.
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-So, I went in and...
-Wow.
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...my dad was there alive.
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00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,720
Chris. This is like
after your father died.
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-It's not.
-You saw him then.
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-It's not the same.
-Those visions, they haunted you.
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They messed with you.
I was worried, bro.
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It's... It's not the same, okay?
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This isn't my mind playing
tricks on me, all right?
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It's one of the 99 doorways
to other dimensions in there.
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And it leads to a parallel world
that's almost exactly like ours,
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but it's better.
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-Better?
-Yeah.
251
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,198
It's not just my dad.
252
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:38,492
It's Keith.
253
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:40,661
He's alive.
254
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,999
We're best friends.
Him and my dad.
255
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,543
All three of us. We fight
crime together. They...
256
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,295
They call us the Top Trio.
257
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,338
-The Top Trio?
-Yeah.
258
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,090
There's murals.
259
00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:56,844
Wait, this is it. Make a left.
260
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:15,321
-What is this place?
-It belonged to my grandfather.
261
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,406
We used to come up here
with my dad when we hunted.
262
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,037
There's fucking
spiders everywhere.
263
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,872
Adrian would love this.
264
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,958
-Goddamn it.
-Shit!
265
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:30,627
Okay.
266
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:38,343
There's different ways
to crack this code.
267
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:40,012
Which way's best?
268
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:45,893
You don't know?
269
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:49,146
I'm trying to think through
the various possibilities.
270
00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:52,358
Didn't you hack into the
CIA when you were 14?
271
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,527
I did. That's how
I got recruited.
272
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,695
-Yeah.
-And you can't hack this?
273
00:19:57,654 --> 00:20:00,491
I can. I just want to find
the best possible way.
274
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,868
And I got caught
hacking into the CIA.
275
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:06,247
And I promised myself I would
never make that mistake again.
276
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,664
Quit stalling, John.
277
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,460
I'm not stalling. That's a f...
278
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:13,796
That's just a weird
thing to say to a...
279
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,214
Just do whatever way is best.
280
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,381
Fine.
281
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:29,728
I'm gonna use this thing.
282
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:31,521
Great.
283
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:32,982
This is a...
284
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,775
This is a good thing to...
285
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:36,568
to use.
286
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:42,867
I just plug it in.
287
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:45,035
I mean, obviously,
it's not a wireless.
288
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:47,746
I just gotta hook
up the leads to...
289
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:50,707
Yeah.
290
00:20:58,131 --> 00:21:01,176
I just have to...
hit this switch.
291
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,102
Whoa! Whoa.
292
00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,312
What?
293
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,856
-You guys hear a cat?
-A cat?
294
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,941
Yeah, it sounds like
a kitten crying out.
295
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,903
I'm worried it might be stuck in a
drawer. Should we check all the...
296
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:21,321
I don't care if there's
a cat in a drawer.
297
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,033
Okay. Callous.
298
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,451
-Just open it, Economos!
-Open the door!
299
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:26,952
Just do it, asshole.
300
00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:28,787
Okay, fine.
301
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:32,291
As long as we just go back
and get the cat afterwards.
302
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:36,336
This is the part I'm
not so sure about.
303
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:41,925
Whoa!
304
00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:57,983
Okay, here's where I
need you to go outside.
305
00:21:58,066 --> 00:21:59,359
-Why?
-Just do it.
306
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:00,986
I'll be right behind you.
307
00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:04,341
What the fuck?
308
00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:15,644
Shit!
309
00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:22,859
Is that what you
wanted it to do?
310
00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:24,903
Maybe.
311
00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:39,042
Whoa.
312
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:45,674
General, Sasha Bordeaux
is on line one.
313
00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:48,218
Sasha.
314
00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:50,429
Nothing?
315
00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:55,350
Why would he have a lock like that
on a closet with old sweaters?
316
00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:58,270
Right.
317
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:02,524
Jeannie, get me an address
for Emilia Harcourt.
318
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:52,741
Hey, kid.
319
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,618
General, I...
320
00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:57,287
You do not have to call me
General. It's Rick, you know that.
321
00:24:57,996 --> 00:24:59,414
Rick. Right.
322
00:25:00,707 --> 00:25:01,708
Mind if I come in?
323
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:03,793
Of course, sir.
324
00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:09,508
You doing okay?
325
00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:11,593
Yes, sir. You?
326
00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:13,011
Yeah.
327
00:25:13,094 --> 00:25:14,846
Heard you were
injured a while back.
328
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:18,142
Yeah, I broke my back.
Waller's bullshit.
329
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:21,186
Right. Congratulations
on the promotion.
330
00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:22,854
Director.
331
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,943
-You want some coffee, or...
-Sure.
332
00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,529
-A smidge of milk, no sugar?
-Yeah.
333
00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:32,614
And yet you can't
remember to call me Rick.
334
00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:48,755
You remember what you
told me after the funeral?
335
00:25:54,177 --> 00:25:56,096
-Sir.
-Rick.
336
00:25:57,764 --> 00:25:58,807
Rick.
337
00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:02,478
At the end of the day,
Smith killed your son
338
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,605
because Waller ordered him to.
339
00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:07,858
Yeah, me in Pokolistan, you
and Ricky in Corto Maltese,
340
00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:10,611
we all defied Waller's
orders when she went too far.
341
00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:11,820
Yeah.
342
00:26:12,445 --> 00:26:13,697
I'm not judging you.
343
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:15,448
I'm sure you miss Ricky, too.
344
00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:20,996
Can't imagine you flew across the
country to talk about your son, General.
345
00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:23,123
No.
346
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,001
So, you know...
347
00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:28,211
you have been black-booked?
348
00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:34,009
Yeah, I was fairly
certain that was the case.
349
00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:35,760
It is.
350
00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:38,054
Waller did it?
351
00:26:39,222 --> 00:26:40,557
On her way out the door, yeah.
352
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:45,812
So, I can't be hired by any
of the intelligence agencies
353
00:26:45,895 --> 00:26:47,022
for the rest of my life.
354
00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:48,565
That's what it means, yeah.
355
00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:50,108
Fucking...
356
00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:52,694
That's...
357
00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:54,654
That is fucking bullshit,
358
00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:57,241
-to be honest, General.
-I know.
359
00:26:57,324 --> 00:27:00,827
I was one among five agents
who eradicated an alien threat,
360
00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:02,120
saving countless lives,
361
00:27:02,203 --> 00:27:05,624
and I nearly lost my
life in the process.
362
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:07,709
I had nothing to do with
Amanda Waller's daughter
363
00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:09,461
outing her on national TV.
364
00:27:09,544 --> 00:27:13,465
Had Agent Adebayo asked my advice, I
would have strongly advised against it
365
00:27:13,548 --> 00:27:17,094
and offered other potential solutions
for keeping Agent Smith out of prison.
366
00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:19,137
So, I have no fucking idea
367
00:27:19,846 --> 00:27:21,765
why I am the one being
black-booked here.
368
00:27:22,557 --> 00:27:23,808
You know Waller, kid.
369
00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:25,810
Woman can hold a grudge.
370
00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:28,814
She needed to blame somebody
for corrupting her daughter,
371
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:30,983
and, rightly or wrongly,
that fell on you.
372
00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:34,778
So, my 18 years of service to my
country means fucking nothing?
373
00:27:34,861 --> 00:27:37,197
Don't tell me you were in this
for the accolades, Emilia.
374
00:27:37,822 --> 00:27:38,991
Accolades, I can live without.
375
00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:42,369
I'd rather not do without my utilities,
which are about to be shut off.
376
00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:43,536
That's why I'm here.
377
00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:48,625
I'm thinking there may be
a way for you to get back
378
00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:50,388
in the good graces of
the U.S. government.
379
00:27:51,711 --> 00:27:52,837
Anything.
380
00:27:53,546 --> 00:27:55,090
You have to bring us Peacemaker.
381
00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:09,354
My ad just came
out in Pro Soldier.
382
00:28:10,063 --> 00:28:11,815
-Pro Soldier?
-That's right.
383
00:28:11,898 --> 00:28:14,776
Now, I'm just waiting for the
calls to start rolling in.
384
00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:17,946
Ads, Pro Soldier is a scam.
385
00:28:18,029 --> 00:28:20,490
-What?
-Yeah, nobody reads it.
386
00:28:20,573 --> 00:28:22,117
They make all their money off...
387
00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:24,161
wannabe mercenaries
buying their advertising.
388
00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:25,537
How many copies they sell?
389
00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:28,206
-I don't know, like, 12?
-Thousand?
390
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:29,708
No.
391
00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:32,586
-Twelve hundred?
-Nope. You see where this is going?
392
00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:35,296
-Fuck!
-Yeah. Twelve.
393
00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:37,883
I know all the guys who read it,
and they're not hiring anybody.
394
00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:40,093
They're just watching
the Game Show Network,
395
00:28:40,176 --> 00:28:42,763
collecting their urine in jars,
posting on psoriasis Reddit threads.
396
00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:44,514
I get it. I get it.
397
00:28:44,597 --> 00:28:46,850
Yeah. I'm sorry.
398
00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:52,230
-Is there a you in there?
-What?
399
00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:55,400
You say there's your dad,
there's your brother,
400
00:28:55,483 --> 00:28:57,694
but is there a you in there?
401
00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:02,031
I got kinda fucked up.
402
00:29:02,615 --> 00:29:03,616
How?
403
00:29:04,784 --> 00:29:06,036
Well, I didn't
mean to, you know.
404
00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:07,287
Mean to what?
405
00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:09,414
Kill him.
406
00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:13,710
You killed your own self
from a parallel dimension?
407
00:29:13,793 --> 00:29:16,755
It was self-defense. He was gonna
kill me. He found me in his room.
408
00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:18,006
Doing what?
409
00:29:19,048 --> 00:29:22,177
Looking at a picture of me and
Emilia Harcourt, like, in love.
410
00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:25,347
Back the fuck up.
411
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:27,140
She's dating Rick Flag
Junior, who's still alive,
412
00:29:27,223 --> 00:29:28,725
but really still
in love with me.
413
00:29:28,808 --> 00:29:30,811
Rick Flag Junior is
in love with you?
414
00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:33,271
-No! No, Harcourt.
-Wait, okay.
415
00:29:33,354 --> 00:29:37,234
This is becoming some
fucked-up Twilight Zone shit.
416
00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:38,402
Yeah, right.
417
00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:41,321
You ever thought that maybe there
ain't another dimension at all?
418
00:29:41,404 --> 00:29:42,906
-What?
-Like, maybe you walk
419
00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:45,617
through that door in there and
you're in some sort of world
420
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:49,538
that messes with your mind and
gives you whatever it is you wanted,
421
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,080
but none of it's real.
422
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:53,834
No, I'm pretty sure it's real.
423
00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:55,669
At the end of the
day, does it matter?
424
00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:57,212
-Yeah.
-Why?
425
00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:00,590
You can't be thinking
about going back in there.
426
00:30:00,673 --> 00:30:02,300
-I have to.
-Why?
427
00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:04,010
First off, my brother, okay?
428
00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:07,263
Losing him as a kid, that was
the worst moment of my life.
429
00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:08,974
Now, he's gonna lose
me if I don't...
430
00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:11,560
He already lost his brother
if you killed him, Chris.
431
00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,562
-You don't understand.
-Maybe I do.
432
00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:15,480
I owe Emilia an explanation
about something.
433
00:30:15,563 --> 00:30:16,565
About what?
434
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:19,025
Whether or not I wanna explore
a relationship with her.
435
00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:20,444
What?
436
00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:22,028
I'm not just gonna
fucking stand the girl up.
437
00:30:22,111 --> 00:30:23,572
She's damaged enough.
He cheated on her.
438
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:26,825
Dude, if it's real, which
I still very much doubt,
439
00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:28,535
she thinks you're somebody else.
440
00:30:28,618 --> 00:30:30,120
No, not really. We
have the same DNA.
441
00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:32,664
-I passed a fucking eye test.
-What's an eye test?
442
00:30:32,747 --> 00:30:34,207
Where they put that
thing over your eye!
443
00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:36,793
-Like at the airport?
-Yes. Yeah.
444
00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:39,254
He's like me, except
more of a dick
445
00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:41,882
-with worse taste in clothes.
-I find that hard to believe.
446
00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:43,341
Look what I'm wearing!
447
00:30:43,424 --> 00:30:46,261
Looks like a Saudi prince vomited
his fucking dining room all over me.
448
00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:48,930
-You're wearing his clothes?
-You think I bought this, Ads?
449
00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:51,057
That's fucking hateful.
450
00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:55,228
Chris, no matter how green
the grass is over there,
451
00:30:55,311 --> 00:30:59,733
our biggest problems in life are the
ones that we carry within ourselves.
452
00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:01,651
Everything else evens out.
453
00:31:01,734 --> 00:31:04,904
This is where God put
you. You belong here.
454
00:31:07,073 --> 00:31:08,366
-Maybe I don't.
-Why?
455
00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:10,619
Maybe the universe
fucked up, Ads, you know?
456
00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:12,120
You know, maybe I
belong in there,
457
00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:14,289
and my asshole
doppelganger belongs here.
458
00:31:14,372 --> 00:31:17,041
But some fucking cosmic
occurrence switched us.
459
00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:20,962
So, I end up in the dark dimension
where I can't catch a fucking break.
460
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:23,715
He ends up in the land
of goodness and light
461
00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:25,300
with a brother who's still alive
462
00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:27,051
and a father who
fucking loves him.
463
00:31:27,635 --> 00:31:28,678
The good us.
464
00:31:29,470 --> 00:31:30,722
Where I'm a fucking hero.
465
00:31:32,765 --> 00:31:34,309
It don't feel right, Chris.
466
00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:38,187
P... P... P... Peacemaker!
467
00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:39,815
Hey, Ads.
468
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,107
Hey, Adrian.
469
00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:44,861
I got some doors and
hinges, just like you asked.
470
00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:47,405
Quantum Unfolding Chamber?
471
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:48,948
Sick.
472
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,117
I've been in there a
bunch of times, you know,
473
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,285
it's best-friend stuff.
474
00:31:52,368 --> 00:31:54,371
And I bet there's another
me in there somewhere.
475
00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:56,540
-Don't you think?
-I don't know, Adrian.
476
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:58,666
Let's see if we can fit
one of those doors on here.
477
00:32:32,909 --> 00:32:34,035
Fu...
478
00:32:56,849 --> 00:32:59,644
-Vij, I need to borrow your ride.
-Where are you going?
479
00:33:00,186 --> 00:33:01,270
To see Harcourt.
480
00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:04,899
Is that safe?
481
00:33:05,608 --> 00:33:08,277
I need her to answer a question
before I know what to do next.
482
00:33:13,741 --> 00:33:14,867
Take the phone.
483
00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:16,869
I don't trust him. Watch him.
484
00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:29,590
Did you find anything out?
485
00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:34,721
Emilia, this is your one shot getting
back in the good graces of ARGUS.
486
00:33:34,804 --> 00:33:36,180
This is bullshit.
487
00:33:36,764 --> 00:33:38,891
-I don't deserve this and neither does he.
-Emilia.
488
00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:41,102
I'm going to meet him now.
489
00:33:42,603 --> 00:33:44,772
Kupperberg Park, at
Hartley and Vermont.
490
00:33:45,648 --> 00:33:48,401
I'll keep him occupied and
distracted, and then you come in.
491
00:33:48,484 --> 00:33:50,653
And it better be more
than just these two bozos.
492
00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:52,238
These what?
493
00:33:53,906 --> 00:33:56,075
You're not taking the
Peacemaker down alone.
494
00:33:56,784 --> 00:33:58,077
We'll have everyone there.
495
00:34:00,496 --> 00:34:02,999
You're doing the
right thing, Emilia.
496
00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:05,376
I know I am.
497
00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:09,834
Settlers' Hills.
498
00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:13,588
I got you, motherfucker.
499
00:37:49,517 --> 00:37:50,810
Eagle droppings.
500
00:37:57,817 --> 00:38:00,862
Four days old. Hints of
cold cuts, tater chips.
501
00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:03,198
-No.
-I get hints of peppermint,
502
00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:05,867
SPAM, Twizzlers. M&Ms.
503
00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:07,869
Fruity Pebbles, and...
504
00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:09,120
-And...
-I... I get it.
505
00:38:09,203 --> 00:38:10,663
...protein powder.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
506
00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:12,415
Tikka masala.
507
00:38:12,498 --> 00:38:13,958
Come on, man, you
can't really tell.
508
00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:15,710
Lima beans, pad Thai,
509
00:38:16,335 --> 00:38:17,295
A-5 Wagyu.
510
00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:18,671
-He ate all that...
-Yeah.
511
00:38:18,754 --> 00:38:20,089
...since his fucking last shit?
512
00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:22,467
Beluga caviar.
513
00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:25,178
There's no fucking way you know
what beluga caviar tastes like.
514
00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:26,512
Oh, my God.
515
00:38:26,595 --> 00:38:28,639
That eagle eats
better than I do.
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