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What are you fucking doing on your computer, bro? You're always fucking

and fucking away.

What the fuck are you doing, man?

Yeah, did you watch my car yet?

Your intelligence stuff? I'm like dead in my full sight.

Guys behind the phone.

What, John?

Did you do it all for it?

Yeah,

buddy. I'll see you later.

You ready?

Oh, man.

Sorry to interrupt you.

That's a low ball.

Nice.

One more.

Out the park?

I want you to organize all my sneakers in

color.

And then by the type of brand, backwards.

And if you don't do it, we're going to make you tug another gallon of mustard

again.

You like that mustard? That's right.

Why is that?

Oh, yep.

My sister's doing it. That's fine.

How's your sister?

They're probably walking a little funny, huh?

Did you have the baby yet?

Who's this yet? I mean, half the battalion went through that day.

I mean, geez. He was going through the fucking fucking thing. Fuck, it could be

anyone. Dude.

No one put their hats up. It could be anything.

This is fine when it's not.

Would you like one?

You look kind of hungry, buddy.

Oh,

come on.

Here.

Is it?

Well, you're the one who wants to be an entrepreneur.

You know what?

We can make you wear the hat for the day.

Oh, should we make him wear the hat again?

And if he doesn't do it, he's bulk washing again.

No, I like the mustard thing.

I could do both. I'm a water boy.

Hey,

bro. Aren't you going to fucking get the door?

I'm fucking busy.

Dude, get the fucking door, bro. I'm not fucking busy. Dude.

Man.

Dude, you're going to have to beat this shit up some shit, man.

You're going to have to be strong.

It's like the world's fucking idea.

Mum? Hi Sweetie! What the hell are you doing here?

I wanted to come by and meet your first surgery friend. No!

Oh, come on. I made cookies. I'm not going to embarrass you. Go away.

Hi

boys.

Oh, hey.

Adam, I never said we had company.

Yeah, this must be your sister.

Oh, it's awfully sweet.

I'm just going to be going somewhere with cookies.

Cookies? How thoughtful.

Adam, you know who I've mentioned. Your mother was such an angel.

No, I just wanted to come by and meet with my friends and take a look at where

we're going now.

Okay,

you've met them now. You can go. Stop acting like a slut.

Whoa, Adam!

Look at your mother like that.

This is the woman who nurtured you and raised you in this world.

She's brought us these lovely cookies.

Yeah, they're lovely cookies.

Come on, I'll give you the tour of the house.

Shouldn't have to bother that.

Hey, you know he's going to fuck your mom, right?

You know, Miss Zen, you're a very attractive lady.

Oh, you're too kind. You could easily be part of the student round here.

This is so exciting.

I've actually never been in a fraternity before.

No way.

Are you flirting with me?

I wouldn't dream of that.

I don't know if we should do this.

I mean, my son is right to sit in the next room.

No.

Yeah,

you ready to fuck a real woman?

Yeah?

Oh shit,

I don't know.

Yeah?

Oh, God, your dick is so fucking big.

Oh, so this is what frat boys is all about, huh? Yeah, it's all a little

yeah. Yeah, big dick fucking club?

Everyone other than your son.

Now I know about that.

No more talking about my son. I am fucking you.

Where the hell are they?

Bro, I told you.

He's gonna fuck your mom. That's what he's probably doing right now.

Oh, fuck no.

Look, I got you, man. Why don't I go check on them and see what's going on?

Oh, thanks, lad. You're a really good friend. Oh, absolutely, bro. Anything

you. Hold on.

Hey bruv! Come on man, join the party.

Hey, what are you doing? Don't get fucking sidetracked, darling. You've got

job to do.

Come on.

Let's do it.

I have...

You're still fucking good.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, inside my fucking ass.

Like a fucking milk pussy.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, slap my face with that fucking cup.

Slap my face. I'm a bad little girl.

Yeah. Yeah, slap it.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, fuck that pussy.

You feel good?

Yeah? Oh, yeah.

So

you

fucking come around the frat house, huh?

Put that fucking cock in your mouth.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Yeah, yeah.

Get that dick out.

Get that dick in your mouth, baby.

Get that cock out.

Get that dick out.

Get that dick out.

Get that dick out.

Get that dick out. Get that dick out.

Get that dick out.

Get that dick out.

She's a fucking bull.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. She does bother my face.

Uh -huh.

Hey, that's it.

Hey, that's it.

Hey, that's it.

Hey, that's it. Huh? Look at him.

Say thank you.

Say thank you.

Thank you for fucking me. Get on your fucking ass and knees.

I'm going to suck some fucking dick.

Not just one. Two fucking dicks.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah? Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Oh yeah? Oh fuck

yeah. Yeah?

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh fuck yeah.

Maybe I need to get in a frat myself.

Oh fuck.

Get up there.

Back it up, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

And pop my face.

He's going to fuck you, and I'm going to fuck you.

Okay? And we're going to do that again, and again, and again. Do you understand?

You're going to be fucking big as fuck.

Come on.

You fucker. There you go.

There you go, you like that?

Now you're gonna get popped, okay?

Take this dick.

Take his dick.

Don't take it down your mouth.

Keep that there, keep that in your mouth.

You ready bro?

Come on.

Stay there, stay there.

You fucking whore.

So you picked again?

Huh? Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

I'm gonna fuck my face.

Come on. At least try.

Stick that fucking tongue out.

You know you fucking can.

Come on.

Come on.

Get fucked one more time, huh?

Oh shit.

That's your fucking big ass cock

Come here.

Come here.

I'm gonna

fuck

you until you fucking come

Yeah, you gonna make that bitch cum?

Yeah, you gonna make that pussy cum for you?

Get it through your face.

Fucking face.

Are you ready for some fucking cum? Yeah.

I get to kiss both your cums.

You thirsty pretty boy. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Yeah, put that cum all in my fucking face.

Uh -huh.

Can you give it to me? Right there? Right there?

Yeah, come on, give it to me.

Come over my fucking face.

I'm sorry.

At least you're in the fraternity now, bro.

This is like the third frat house she's playing.

Hey, calm down.

Adam. Come back.

Give me a ride, man.

You better make him some sandwiches or something.

Cookie time.