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Oh no, I already poured mine in here.

Yeah, I poured mine in here.

So let me see if I can remember names.

So I'll give you the short story. I met a gal by the name of Karen Alpert.

Karen is… is just… Karen is just mentally deranged.

And then Sheena, who was working for me as my assistant,

wanted things to go her way, and I said, "I'm the CEO."

"We've gotta do things this way." She didn't like that.

And Jill and I went on a couple dates, had sex.

So I'm struggling to pay bills every month, you know.

If I need $25, she sent me $25.

She needed $100, I'd send her $100 if I had it.

So Jill said she gave me $25,000. She never gave me $25,000.

-Everything added up… -That's a lot of money.

Hold on.

They're portraying me like Todd's this douchebag who's skint.

It's not true. It's so far from the truth.

Tinder Swindler.

-You ever seen that show? -Yeah, Netflix.

I watch the movie, and I go, "God, I can relate to this shit."

But if I recall correctly, the Tinder Swindler,

these guys duped them out of a lot of money.

Because, well, I'm the… I'm the opposite.

Okay, so I'm not the swindler.

I'm just a guy doing the best I can. I've been supported by wonderful people.

I pay the bills every month.

Somehow, someway, I have been so blessed with so many friends that have stepped up.

-Mm-hmm. -I'm talking $10,000 every month.

-These friends give you $10,000? -Every month.

There's no swindling. There's ze-- There's been zero swindling.

Ain't nobody afraid of you.

-Bridget, let me in, please. -No, what are you talking about?

You robbed me!

You need to leave or turn yourself in to the police.

This is insane.

-Bridget, let me in. Please. -No. No.

For God's sake. I'm begging you.

That's why you're ignoring me. You don't fucking care.

I don't care. What are you talking about? You robbed me!

Jesus.

Please.

God.

You literally stole from me.

Fuck, like, you stole everything!