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♪ Monkie Kid! ♪

♪ Familiar tales New adventures ♪

♪ Monkie Kid! ♪

♪ The powers of the king Rest in his hands ♪

♪ When evil surrounds him He'll rise up against them ♪

♪ And show them Who's the Monkie Kid ♪

♪ His staff out in his grasp ♪

♪ His friends watching His back ♪

♪ 'Cause he's the Monkie Kid! ♪

You call this a training session?

I've barely broken a sweat!

Battle's no place to be arrogant.

You've got to stay humble.

Says you?

Ha! Who's got to be humble now?

Still you.

Oh, boy.

Okay! Class commencing.

How did I win?

Uh... You buried me under a rock slide?

Yes! But! Why were you standing in the way of a rock slide?

'Cause you put me there!

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

I got you where I wanted you

by putting myself where you wanted me.

It's called... Misdirection!

- Seems like a shady lesson. - Too soon, buddy.

Ugh! I'm never gonna be as good as you.

Pft, not with that attitude! Class dismissed.

Yes! I better hit it.

I was supposed to meet Mei and the others for the festiv...

Hey!

Whoa.

How long have you been preparing this?

Come on, it's News Year's, bud. Let's watch the fireworks.

Oh, uh, love to!

But I really should get back to my...

friends.

Sure.

Woo-hoo! Happy New Year!

Hmm, I feel like this would be easier

if I had fingers.

Thank you!

Great happiness and prosperity this Lunar New Year!

Mei, Is it just me, or does Pigsy seem...

more stressed than normal?

Isn't MK meant to be working today?

Yes, Tang, he is!

Where is that punk? 'Cause he's sure ain't here!

He's training with the Monkey King.

He said...

New Year, New MK!

I'm gonna take my training to a whole new level!

Wow...

Gimme that!

"New year, new MK"?

Keep going like this, he's gonna be newly unemployed!

I mean it! If MK don't get here soon...

Good cheer and happy new year!

Look at all these delicious little goodies!

I got enough to share!

Ooh! Thanks, Sandy!

So, uh... Where's MK?

Would you guys please screw around somewhere else?

I got a business to run!

So, if you ain't gonna help,

go bother some other noodle shop!

Ugh!

Yeah, keep laughing!

Just wait till you see what I've got cooking.

Then, you'll have something to celebrate!

Only one hair left...

This little piece of that Monkie Kid

holds all the power I need!

You finished tinkering yet?

I have constructed what you asked for.

The "delivery systems" are operational.

So long as the venom works this time...

The venom will work.

No. No, no!

I am the queen!

I am meant to rule this world, not hide beneath it!

It can't be over...

It doesn't have to be.

W-Who said that? Show yourself!

My apologies. I just... thought I might be of service.

Service, huh?

Who are you?

I am merely someone

who thinks the great Spider Queen

has been absent from her throne for too long.

I believe that once you rise,

a thing even the celestial host could not achieve

will be inevitable...

The final Destruction of the Monkey King.

Well, don't you have a sweet way of talking?

Monkey King tore me from my throne,

took everything I had.

What makes you think it's so easy?

I thought maybe we could use...

this...

My, my, my...

I haven't seen one of these for a while.

May I?

Well, well, well, looks like you have your uses after all.

Let's give it a spin?

Wait! No!

I helped you!

You need me!

My Queen.

Now, that's more like it.

Okay, little miss mystery. What's the catch.

I simply wish to see you fulfill your destiny, My Queen.

Well, all right then.

Oh, man!

MK's really missing out on all these awesome floats!

There's the dragon!

There's the Monkey!

- Yeah! And there's the spider! - Spider?

Pfft! There's no spider in the zodiac.

It's probably just an eight-legged rooster, or a...

Spider Queen!

Oh, would you look at that.

Everyone here to celebrate... the year of the spider!

Go let them know their Queen is back.

Happy New Year!

Fireworks!

Over a millennia and fireworks are still the best thing

humans have invented!

Mmm. Uh...

Am I eating hair right now?

It's better not to think about it.

What happened to the fireworks?

The city!

The fireworks!

Oh, uh, also people getting hurt, I guess.

All right, I'll go take care of business.

Wh... what?

Nobody messes with my New Year's.

Let's go!

Huh, guess Spider Queen

finally crawled out of her cesspit.

Huh?

Whoa!

Spiders! No!

Get them away from me! Get them away!

Get off, MK!

Wait! What are you...

Ugh!

If you can't handle a little spider...

how are you meant to help with that?

I'll handle this one, bud.

- You just hang tight. - Wait, I... I can still hel...

Help...

Oh, Monkey King!

Well, isn't this a nice surprise?

Finally come out of hiding just to see me?

Didn't know you were so desperate for attention,

Spider Princess.

- It's Spider "Queen", sub human. - Whatever.

Thought I'd have to deal with the kid

before I got to you.

But since you're here... I can destroy you first.

Give it up, Princess. You're too easy to read!

Come for me.

There!

Monkey King!

As easy as a fly...

Oh, no, a web!

You seriously think this can keep me...

What is this?

Finally. After all these years, you're mine!

Congratulations on your victory, My Queen.

My "special" webs

will continue to steal Monkey King's power,

until he's nothing more than a dried up husk!

Nothing and no one will be able to stop me!

Oh, no...

Your food might've permanently damaged

my taste buds!

Why would you ever sell anything this hot?

Dear customer,

the spice level was no mistake!

I, Red Son, have devised the perfect culinary experience!

If you direct your attention down at this chart here,

it clearly ranks the spice level

from "Very Hot" to "Inferno"!

You ordered Very Hot. So...

- But it's the lowest one! - Oh!

So, I guess I'm meant to make barbecue for peasants!

With little, unworthy, disappointing taste buds

that shame their fathers?

Is that it? Huh?

Look, I want to speak to the manager.

Fine! Fine! It's your funeral!

Uh, I... I actually didn't need tastebuds anyway.

So, thank you for your service

and have a prosperous and fulfilling New Year.

Ugh, Father!

You can't just scare away every customer that complains.

This is our chance at something great!

Great!

I am the Demon Bull King.

What would you have me be?

The King of street food?

Well... yes?

I mean, after your recent humiliating defeat,

I thought a fresh start was exactly what we needed.

Just you and me working together,

father and son!

No evil plans, no... talking bones...

Heh, sorry, fresh wound.

Enough!

I may have failed as a conqueror,

but I will not be made a fool!

Um... Father!

Father!

Hmm?

Sorry, Father. I will come back!

What?

What is this?

Who dares?

Why, me, of course...

Argh... I have truly fallen if one such as you can best me.

The "would-be" Queen of Spiders.

Ain't nothing "would-be" about it.

I am the Spider Queen!

And you?

Nothing but a battery for my mech.

Look around, handsome.

You're not the only prize I snapped up.

Every one of them is just dying

to give me their power.

- Princess Iron Fan? - Aww, Don't worry.

Haven't found your wifey.

Yet...

I did manage to track down an old friend of yours.

'Sup Bull King? You too, huh?

Monkey King!

My Queen!

I have news regarding Red...

My Queen, I have news regarding Red Son.

Useless offspring.

Mm-hmm, go on.

He actually... Er, got away.

I didn't doubt him for a second.

You will never catch him!

Urgh! Find him! Now!

Yes, My Queen.

My Queen,

what of the Monkey King's protege?

Perhaps he should join his master?

Yeah, and the boy, too.

I can't have these problematic children

running around causing me problems!

Ahh! Let's go, let's go, let's go!

What about MK?

The kid's with Monkey King, he's safer than anyone.

Try turning us into spiders when we're in the middle

of the O... cean!

Ugh... Sandy?

- Uh, we gotta get going soon! - Come on, come on!

Don't do this to me!

I don't usually have this problem!

Honest!

We're all gonna die.

Target acquired.

Now, now, my pets...

Be patient!

Daddy's gonna have his fun.

- Uh, Sandy? - Get us out of here!

Uh, working on it!

Uh... Uhm... Here?

Uh! There!

What's the rush?

It's not so bad, if you go quietly.

The transition will be almost painless!

We can handle one of her lackeys!

Two of her lackeys?

Oh, boy...

Guys! You're okay!

I thought you'd been turned into gross spider thingies!

They're everywhere!

I can still feel them crawling all over me!

Kid, focus!

Yep, working on it!

We've found the Monkey King's apprentice

exactly where you said he'd be.

Oh, no.

Sandy! It's now or never, old buddy!

Ah! Found it!

Uh... Sandy?

Give it a minute!

He can't escape!

Come on! Whoa!

So, what do you guys think?

Been saving her for a rainy day.

Real cool, Sandy.

It's awesome for taking in...

the horrifying vistas.

Spider Queen captured Monkey King.

- What! - That's not possible!

Yeah. Her and this weird...

skeleton thing. She got him!

And I... I... didn't... I didn't even try to help...

He lost and then...

It's okay, MK.

We got this. We can beat her.

She beat the Monkey King, Mei!

We don't got this!

I'm sorry. I just...

I don't know what to do.

Kid, no one ever does. Not really.

But we're going to figure this out.

Together.

That's right, little man...

Just as soon as we deal with that!

Incoming!

- Red Son? - What?

- Get him! - No!

Get off me, you filthy peasants!

What are you doing here, Red Son?

Yeah, spill!

You one of the Spider Queen's

henchmen now, huh?

Henchmen?

Not that any of you would care...

but my father was captured

by that eight-legged freak!

So, if you'll excuse me,

I'll just steal this ship and be on my way.

Wait, what? That's not...

Fine.

Will you let me steal your ship

so I can go save my father,

and also the world,

from this spider menace?

Please.

Are you serious?

- You can't steal the ship! - Hmm, he's pretty convincing...

Well, I can't use mine,

it's busted!

But one thing I do have...

is this.

Spider Queen's venom.

It's turned everyone into her slaves,

but I can make an antidote.

However, I'll need supplies.

And the only place to get them is...

Space?

No, you noodle brain!

The Celestial Realm!

The Celestial Realm?

The realm of heavenly deities and immortal beings?

Sure.

So, if you get to Spa...

uh, the Celestial Realm, you can fix... all of this?

Kid, you're not really considering this, are you?

- Well... Uh... - What?

MK, are you serious?

It's Red...

...Boy!

He's literally a demon!

Oh! Pretty rich coming from Pig Man

and the blue thing!

- Don't you dare talk... - Hey! What'd I do?

...about my friends like that!

Not even gonna start on you, dragon girl!

- Let's help him. - Huh?

What other choice do we have?

Look, the spider Queen won't see this coming.

It's the best plan we've got.

So, I say...

let's help a demon rob the Celestial Realm!

Hmm.

So, how exactly does this work?

Ugh, if I tried to explain mystical

inter-dimensional travel to a bunch of peasants,

it'd melt your brains!

We don't have any other option.

We have to trust him.

Great speech, noodle boy!

Super motivational!

Uh, we are sure mortals can travel

to the Celestial Realm, yes?

Of course, they can!

Safely?

Sure...

Probably.

Probably?

I did say it'd melt your brains.

Whoa!

The Celestial Realm.

So, some special pills,

a fancy peach, and a furnace?

Where we gonna find these things?

Red Boy doesn't know!

Wa... I know they're somewhere!

I'm a demon! It's not like I've been here before!

Well, in the legend,

Monkey King stole...

Stole? That's not the Monkey King I know!

Borrowed the peaches of immortality

from the heavenly orchard.

So, unless they did

the sensible thing and moved them,

they'll still be there!

The pills of the great master, Lao Tsu.

Monkey King stole...

Borrowed some of those too.

They must be in Lao Tsu's alchemy lab!

And what about the furnace?

I can't make anything without that.

It could be there in the lab,

but my guess is it will be...

In the Jade Emperor's throne room!

- Wait what? - Huh?

All right, then! I'll be off to grab that peach.

- Toodles! - What? Hey!

Like we'd just let you wander off on your own!

You just wait here

like an obedient little pup...

I'm keeping you where I can see you.

I'll go for the pills. Er...

They're just regular looking pills, right?

Round, kinda shaped like... pills?

You know, like normal pills?

I'll better come too.

And I'll get the furnace.

On your own? I dunno if that's good idea.

The throne room's too well guarded!

- Huh? - You guys get the items,

and get back here as fast as you can.

I'll stay here and knock some sense

into the engines!

I'm helping!

What you got there, Mo?

Some kinda ominously beeping spider-themed tracker?

Whoa...

I'm sure it's fine.

Wow.

Guess this is the Throne room.

Whoa!

I knew this place was gonna be big but...

Wow!

There it is!

Well, that was easy!

Uh... eh...

Nice, giant... monster dogs?

Huh? Wait!

No, no, no, no, no!

So, heard you helped MK beat your dad.

That was one time!

My father,

the great Demon Bull King...

was...

not himself.

Ugh!

But in no other instance

would I ever assist

that sorry excuse for a hero!

But you're totally assisting right now!

You are a hero!

Huh?

Red Son! Red Son,

hero of the city! Saving Dads!

Saving the World!

Saving spicy barbecue one bite at a time.

Buy two, get one free.

Would you give me that!

Let's just get this peach and...

Mei and Red Son,

Heroes on a quest!

Okay, le-go!

I just decided...

She's next on my hit list.

Every item in this room

is brimming with untold, dangerous power!

Tang! Stop screwing around!

Hmm. Lao Tsu's pills.

If I know anything about the legends,

they won't be easy to find.

Is this them?

That's them!

Yes.

Great! Let's get going.

What's the rush, little piglet?

There was no way I could do this.

I can't do anything on my own.

Monkey King! I knew you'd...

Oh, perfect, perfect! Just who I need!

Useless MK!

What have you got to say, huh?

That's not how mirrors work.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm going crazy! Yep!

Ugh! Stop that! Listen!

Every time we get in trouble,

we turn to Monkey King,

or our friends or someone!

They tell us a story

and we find that smidge of motivation we need.

Well...

now, we're on our own!

It's just... you.

Hey! Remember when you went crazy

racing for a fake one of these things?

I remember when you wrecked my car!

Eh, we wreck a lot of stuff.

Oh. Well, that was easy.

Well, well.

You and your little girlfriend are coming with me.

- His... - Girlfriend?

- Flaming fist of dignity! - Aw!

You got me in my favorite eye!

Hey! Get back here with that stone fruit!!

Let me down!

There's no time!

Hmm...

Here, Piggy, Piggy...

Oh, We gotta do something.

Huh? Hmm.

Hmm.

Ha!

There you are!

Ho-ho! You're going down.

Huh?

Huh?

Ahh, I... I thought it was going to turn him

into a little ducky!

Ugh!

Come on! Let's get outta here!

Hey! Do you know, uh...

Monkey King was trapped in here once, too?

Yeah, difference is...

he was thrown in.

And I... jumped!

True...

But know what he did?

He stuck it out.

Found a way out.

Ended up getting his golden eyes of truth, too!

Well, I'm not the Monkey King,

okay?

You're right.

You're the Monkie Kid!

You've gotta figure out your own way to win.

So, do it.

Here...

comes...

Monkie Kid!

Ah! Sorry!

Uh, I'll bring it back

when we're done saving the world!

Honest! Promise!

Totally going to do it! K-bye!

Sandy!

Pigsy! Tangy! You got the pills!

Uh-huh, we also have spiders! They followed us here!

Oh, where are the others?

Sandy!

Start the engines! It's time to go!

What about MK?

Sandy!

Start... the... drone!

What are you doing?

I could have made it!

Aww, Sure you could, buddy.

Huh?

Yeah!

The queen ain't going to be happy about this.

Uh... Nice monster doggy?

No, no, no, no, no. No!

So, uh...

what now?

We find a place to lie low,

make the antidote, and save everyone.

Ugh, you're back

to your disgustingly, enthusiastic self.

What happened?

I got a new power.

The power...

Huh?

...of self-reflection!

- Ooh... - Whoa!

What?

So, where we headed?

Set a course...

for Flower Fruit Mountain!

What do you think, Big Guy?

Enjoying the party?

She would never have subdued me

had you not given her the power she needed!

Or it's just that she captured me first...

'cause I'm her favorite!

My Queen, it seems the demon boy and the Monkey King's protege

are working together.

So? What can they do? This city is mine!

Perhaps you should...

Enough!

I don't need you coming in here being a party pooper.

You know what we need to do? Celebrate!

Ring in the year of the spider in style!

As you wish...

I, Red Son, will bind the powers of the celestial artifacts

with the Spider Queen's own venom,

save my father, and reforge the world as I see fit.

- Red Son, that was amazing. - Such a good hero speech.

Villain speech! And perhaps my best of all time!

Okay! So what do we do now, guy?

We do nothing!

I add the ingredients in a precise order

you wouldn't understand.

Uh, there's only two more ingredients, Red Boy.

- And I already chucked them in. - What?

You're welcome!

Ooh, I think it worked!

All right!

Time to take the fight back to the Spider Queen

and end this nightmare once and for all!

How? Those spider people aren't just going to line up

for a sip.

And even if they did,

are we forgetting about Spider Queen?

She defeated the Monkey King!

How are you...

We'll find a way. We always do.

Well, I might have an idea.

Oh, yeah!

With this... We might have a chance!

Oh! Here comes the spider float!

And the Spider dancers!

This is how you rule the world.

What is that?

I don't know...

It's not on the approved parade schedule!

If it isn't Spider Queen, throwing herself a party.

Prepare to meet your doom!

- Now, that's a hero speech! - Wow, MK,

you're handling your spider phobia so well!

I'm internalizing a lot of stuff right now.

Release the antidote!

What? No!

- Oh, my freedom! - I'm free!

It's working! Let's finish this!

Your reign of horror is... over...

Oh, Monkie Boy!

You're nothing without your master.

There's nothing that can stop me.

Nothing!

MK!

Ooh!

It's a shame really...

You being trapped here,

there's no one to protect

poor little Princess Iron Fan...

My wife doesn't need protecting!

She will decimate all in her way!

Oh, yeah?

How about your half-baked son?

Spider Queen's gonna eat him alive!

All because you were too weak!

Ha! It worked! Excellent! Whoa...

Buddy!

I was just getting you angry so you could...

I know what you were doing, Simian!

Wait, where are you going?

To find my half-baked so...

Son!

I've honestly missed that guy.

So, you thought you had all the pieces

right where you wanted them?

There are so many moves I have yet to play.

You should have stayed buried.

I will rip the memory of you

from this world...

Hmm!

After all I've won and lost and won again,

you think I was really gonna let some boy take it from me?

Bye-bye, problem child...

My powers?

I am no one's slave!

Hmm?

Hmm?

Father...

All of you together can't beat me!

I am the queen!

Oh, yeah?

Well, I'm the king!

Turns out I'm not so good with spiders either...

If I can't rule this world...

...no one can!

I'll level this whole city!

All right, kiddo, it's now or never!

Right!

Here... comes...

Monkie...

Kid.

Kid!

No!

Ha!

Oh!

Thank you, the...

the Bull, the... uh,

Demon Bull... King?

Mister Bull King? Sir?

Whoa!

Ooh...

Ha! Now, those are New Year's fireworks!

Huh.

We should really get better at not smooshing the city.

Er, priorities...

You did really good today, bud.

- Are you okay? After... - It's fine, bud.

It's dealt with.

Wanna tell your friends to take it down a bit?

Monkey King!

I... I'm your biggest fan!

Hey, Daddy Bull King!

Your baby Red Boy did real good hero work today!

Argh! No, no! For the last time, I am not a hero!

- Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! - Father, let's...

never tell Mother anything that happened today?

Agreed.

Come along, son.

S... Son?

Oh, where did Monkey King go?

Huh?

Ooh...

Well, don't mind if I do!

Happy New Year's, Monkey King.

- Ooh! Yummy! - Wait, no! Don't eat that!

Tastes like hair.

Where were you?

What happened to my destiny?

Your destiny has not been changed or diminished.

Your enemies have done exactly what we needed.

And now, My Queen...

the real game can begin!