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♪♪ Monkie Kid! ♪♪

♪♪ Familiar tales New adventures ♪♪

♪♪ Monkie Kid! ♪♪

♪♪ The powers of the king Rest in his hands ♪♪

♪♪ When evil surrounds him He'll rise up against them ♪♪

♪♪ And show them Who's the Monkie Kid ♪♪

♪♪ His staff out in his grasp His friends watching his back ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause he's the Monkie Kid! ♪♪

[Mr. Tang] The thing you need to understand

about the old legends is that the story

is never finished.

There may be no pages left to turn,

but there is always more to The Journey.

[giggling]

[Mr. Tang] Rising from the netherworld,

the Demon Bull King attacked.

[growling]

[woman whimpering]

[all screaming]

[Mr. Tang] No one could stop him.

No one could resist.

[grunts]

[Mr. Tang] No one, except...

the legendary Monkey King.

[heroic music]

[grunts]

[yells]

[groans]

[yells]

[shouting]

[growling]

[Mr. Tang]The Monkey King used his magical Staff

to pick up a nearby mountain.

He trapped the Demon Bull King underneath it.

The Monkey King sealed the mountain with The Staff

that no other being could wield,

trapping the Demon Bull King forever.

With the battle won, the Monkey King vanished,

never to be seen again.

Legend says the staff still lies on top of that mountain.

The one thing keeping our world from certain destruction.

And with the Demon Bull King gone,

civilization was able to advance into the amazing city

we now live in.

[upbeat music]

[Mr. Tang] A world of elegant cultures.

Gentle, loving people.

A city brimming with five star cuisine.

And all because of the Monkey King!

[laughs]

That's so good! Monkey King's so cool!

He's so strong! And handsome.

Oh, MK. And you thought you knew all the Monkey King stories.

Oh, but I do!

I got his whole life documented extensively

in this unauthorized auto-biography of Monkey King.

Written and illustrated by yours truly.

[MK] Like how he was born from a stone,

and lived behind a waterfall

with his sweet little baby monkey friends.

And.. And... Oh!

It's nice to know someone is taking in all these stories.

Pearls of wisdom, dripping from my lips.

[clears throat]

Well, you know the deal.

One story, one free bowl of jajangmien. Hm?

Huh? Oh, right, free noodles!

Yep, on it!

[MK] How heavy do you think a mountain is,

-compared to, like... -Free noodles?

No one gets a free meal at Pigsy's!

I'm not running a charity here, Tang.

Ah, but, Pigsy, I was paying with wisdom.

Yeah? Well, wisdom don't pay the rent, you freeloader!

-And you! -[whimpers]

You've been slacking off all morning.

I've got a dozen orders that need to go out.

So quit slacking and get packing!

Yeah, I was about to take my break, so...

Break? Break?

There's no break in war!

I need workers.

Soldiers in the army of Pigsy's noodles!

Home of the world's longest noodles!

How else am I going to expand my business

into enemy territory?

Uh, do you mean across the street?

I stand by my statement.

Now, hurry up!

[sighs]

[Mr. Tang chomping]

[shivering]

[Pigsy] Hey! You get back here, you coward!

-[Mr. Tang] No, Pigsy! -[Pigsy] I want my money!

[engine starts]

[uplifting music]

[yelling]

[humming]

[Princess Iron Fan] It feels like I've waited

an eternity for this moment.

Is everything in order?

Just making the final adjustments, Mother.

[gasps]

[whimpering]

[Princess Iron Fan] Finally, after all this time,

we have the means to lift Monkey King's legendary staff.

[MK] Wow!

Monkey king's staff!

My love will finally be returned once we remove the Staff.

Huh?

[grunts]

[screams]

[whimpering]

You fool! You think we didn't try that already?

It's going to take more than a few robots

to lift the Monkey King's Staff.

Only those deemed worthy can wield it.

But I, Red Son, have designed this gauntlet

to bend it to my will.

[gasps]

[whimpering]

[snickering]

[grunting]

[clangs]

Yes, I did it!

[all cheering]

What!? Why isn't anything happening?

Mother, are you sure this is the right mountain?

No. Maybe it was that other mountain

with the magical staff sealing away my husband.

Huh?

[rumbling]

[thrilling music]

Yes, Mother. Rise! Rise!

[evil laughter]

[snarling]

Flesh. Bone. I have returned to the realm of the living.

No! Shoo! Go away!

Oh, Demon Bull King. How I've missed you.

Princess Iron Fan. The years have been kind.

How did you free me?

Actually, it was I, Father. I moved the Staff.

I learned how to harness it, to make its power, my...

our power.

[grunts]

Excellent.

Now, together, we, the Demon Bull family

will plunge the world into eternal darkness

[whimpering]

[squeals]

[screaming]

Ohh.

[stomps]

[nervous chuckle] Someone ordered some noodles?

Ugh! Get off me, you idiot!

[MK screams]

[grunts] Do you know what you just did?

You ruined my moment!

[stomps]

A little eavesdropper has fallen into our midst.

It seems a waste to crush something so insignificant

as my first act as ruler of this new world, but so be it.

Wait, Father!

What is this?

[clears throat]

Waste not your energy on this peasant.

Please, allow me show you how powerful I have become

in your absence!

As you wish.

Maybe I can use this chance to get away.

-In some ways... -[gasps]

...you're a very fortunate, noodle boy.

Not many insects are lucky enough to be stamped out

-by the Demon Bull Family! -Monkey King's Staff.

[Red Son] Are you even listening to me?

I, Red Son, will not be disrespected!

You're History!

[yelping]

[groans] No way!

How could you possibly lift Monkey King's Staff?

This is impossible.

[snarling]

Ah! I don't know what's going on here,

but I'm about to end it!

That staff is mine!

[whimpers]

I'm supposed to be on my break!

[groans]

-This can't be. -[Red Son screams]

[grunts]

Uh, that was way more explosive than I expected.

Stay back!

I don't know how I'm doing this stuff!

That Staff doesn't belong to you, little boy.

Hand it over.

Mm, no?

Okay, I didn't even move that time!

[yelping]

Ugh! He can't escape with that Staff.

Centuries trapped in oblivion, plotting my revenge.

And all of it thwarted by a little thief!?

I will tear the flesh from his bones!

Father, allow me. I won't fail you a second time!

See that you don't.

[Demon Bull King] My patience is past its end.

Of course, Father!

[clanking]

[screaming]

[whimpering]

Uhh!

All right, noodle boy, hand it over!

I'm sorry valued customer,

you won't be getting your noodles.

[MK] Dang it.

Fine! Have it your way.

Ah! You're really scary!

[screaming]

[grunting]

Would you get down here, so I can kill you?

Never! Ow!

Whoa!

Aw, I'm sorry!

[laughing]

I think I lost him.

[engine sputtering]

Ohh! Come on, come on, come on, old girl, you got this!

Oh, don't do this to me!

Oh, man.

Pigsy's gonna to kill me.

[Red Son laughing]

[screams]

So sorry, I really need to borrow this. Bye!

Whoa! Hey, get back here!

-[zooming] -Whoa!

I'm coming to get, you noodle boy!

[Red Son laughing]

[snickers] See ya!

You're not getting away from me that easy!

[zooming]

You Hoodlum!

Come on! Where'd you get that!?

What!? You think I'd drive anything that doesn't have

at least one complex transformation?

[blasting]

Whoa.

Phew! Huh? [MK screams]

[screaming continues]

You've gotta be kidding me!

[screaming]

[crashes]

[loud thud]

Noodle boy!

When I find you, I'm gonna bust you into little bits!

Nailed it!

-Mei! -[giggles]

That was an intense game of tag.

You guys looked like you were having so much fun,

I wanted to join in, too!

Actually, I almost died back there.

But you didn't!

So let's celebrate with a round of...

Monkey Mech!

You should invite your new edgy friend, too.

Yeah, he was trying to kill me.

Well, in that case, where does he live?

MK! Where are you, you punk!

You mind telling me why some bozo left

a zero star review on Pigsy's Noodles?

Oh. Uhh, yeah, so, uh...

Here's what I think happened with that...

Whoa, zero stars! Congrats!

That's better than nothing, Right?

-That's not how it works, Mei! -[giggling]

And you, I...

Where'd he go?

[MK] Mr. Tang!

[Pigsy] Hey, hey!

Don't you run away when I'm trying to scold you!

Get back...

Hmm...

Aww, man! Not again!

[whirring]

[clanking]

[electricity crackling]

And that should about do it.

It's... heavy.

Uh, that's because it's not powered up. Yet.

The suit absorbs energy to create energy.

And what better source than the magic Staff

that kept you underground.

You mean the Staff that you lost?

Ah, yeah. It was the noodle boy!

-I... -[Princess Iron Fan laughing]

Oh, don't toy with him, my love.

We will get it back.

I have bull clone scouring the city.

It's only a matter of time.

And while we wait, the furnace can convert

other things into energy.

[growling]

The more rare the item,

the more powerful Father will become.

And once we have that staff, he will be unstoppable!

Now to find something rare and expensive.

Something that will give me the power I deserve.

Mr. Tang!

-Mm? -Ah!

Remember the story you told me this morning

about the Demon Bull King?

Ah! Where is it? Where is it? Where is it??

Ah! There it is! The Demon Bull King!

See?

Ugh, kid!

What are you doing to me--

Yes? [slurps]

-What about him? -Oh, Piggy.

The Demon Bull King is back!

The Legend is real!

The Monkey King's Staff is removed!

We have to find him.

It's the only way to save everyone

before the world is destroy.

Ugh. Boy, relax.

You're getting spittle in my soup.

Besides, you're delusional. It's just a story.

Delusional, huh?

Would you call THIS delusional!?

Wow, MK, you found a stick.

No! It's Monkey King's Staff!

[all laugh]

You aren't listening! Demon Bull King is out there!

We have to get this Staff back to the Monkey King!

It's the real deal! I'll prove it!

Oh, yeah? How?

Uhh...

Ooh, Monkey King's Staff!

I knew it all along!

The legendary weapon that only he could wield

to seal away evil!

Wait a minute, why do you have it?

All right, I'll bite.

If the staff is here,

then where is the demon punk now?

He's at a shoe store.

What?

This had better not be another one

-of your puppy videos, Mei. -[chuckles]

There's always time for a puppy video.

But, no.

Look what just started trending. #DemonBullKing.

[Red Son clears throat]

We're here for the new Yeelzabub shoes.

Yeah. You and everyone else.

Head to the back of the line.

Yeah, yes!

Do you know who he is?

That's the DBK you're talking to!

Oh, yeah. That's cool.

Why don't you tell the people at the back of the line?

I am Demon Bull King,

scourge of the netherworld,

and I will be taking those shoes.

Uh! You still have to wait in line.

I'm sorry?

You will be!

[gasps]

[growling]

[tinkling]

Do you know what's better than limited edition?

One of a kind!

[evil laughter]

[crashing]

[growling]

[growling continues]

[laughing]

Yes! With every item absorbed, my family comes one step closer

to total domination!

Once we get the Monkey King's Staff,

we will be unstoppable!

Eh, Very tight!

Pigsy! Watch where you're going!

You're going to kill us!

Yeah! We've got to get to Flower Fruit Mountain

without getting smooshed in a car crash.

All we need to do is drive through an entire ocean.

-Simple! -[Mei] Guys!

Demon Bull King's moved on to downtown!

He's destroying the cheese tea stalls!

[MK] All the more reason to get this Staff to Monkey King.

Flower Fruit Mountain. It's the only place he could be.

Right, Mr. Tang?

Hmm. Indeed.

However, Flower Fruit mountain is hidden away,

deep in dangerous and unknown territory.

So, I guess we better turn back!

-[nervous laugh] -[both] What?

Ah, shut it, ya big baby!

I know a guy that can take us there.

The most dangerous. Deadly.

Rage-filled warrior I've ever known.

[brake screeching]

[Pigsy] Sandy.

[door creaks]

[both quivering]

That's a lot to take in.

You know what I do to people who disrupt the peace?

Serve 'em tea! You guys want some?

You? How about that guy over there? Eh? Eh?

[Mr. Tang] Oh, yes! [Mr. Tang giggles]

Don't mind if I do!

Certain noodle shop owners could learn a lot

from your hospitality, Sandy.

Oh, you're right, Piggy, this guy is dangerous!

He'll kill us with cuteness!

It's my own blend of anti-stress fruits.

[Sandy] It really brings the heart rate down.

Ugh! Sandy? What happened to you?

Where's the angry, glass-chewing,

fist-throwing buddy I used to know!?

Oh, well, my therapist said I really needed to calm down.

That's why I started drinking tea, doing yoga.

Investing in therapy cats. Really helps.

Aw, don't you, Mo? [chuckles]

Oh, Mister Sandy, sir? We could really use your help.

We've gotta get to Flower Fruit Mountain.

Please? The fate of the world is at stake.

-Okay. -Really?

Anything for Pigsy.

I can get you there, but it ain't a pleasant trip.

-Yes, yes, yes! -[Mei snickering]

-All right! Let's get moving. -Whoo!

But I'm telling you now, old friend, if things get hairy,

I've changed,

I don't go round picking fights no more.

-[grunts] -Mo!

Initiate the launch sequence!

[meows]

Launch sequence?

[meowing]

[alarm blaring]

-[rumbles] -[whimpers]

Onwards, to Flower Fruit Mountain!

[MK] Oh, yeah!

Hmm...

[clears throat]

[grunts]

What? You let them get away?

Oh, so your plan didn't go "according to plan," hmm?

Oh, don't worry, my sweet, useless boy.

Mother will get the Staff.

I'm not about to let anyone stop us.

Not this time.

[calm music]

Halt, evil monster, I must thwart thee!

For I am... the Monkey King... Ugh!

[thuds]

Whoo! That was awesome!

Ahh! Sorry, Mei!

[grunting]

[groans] Oh...

Huh?

We're here! Flower Fruit Mountain!

[yells]

[both screaming]

[splashes]

Huh?

[MK] Whoa!

Welcome to the flaming mountains, gang!

A volcanic ring surrounds the mountain

making it virtually impassable.

[Sandy] This path is the only safe way through.

That's as close as the boat can get.

Just... be careful.

Stupid Sandy, stupid Tang,

staying cozy in their stupid boat.

What did I do to deserve this, noodle gods?

[shouts]

Careful, Piggy. Yhee!

You gotta wonder why Monkey King decided

to live here of all places.

-[gasps] -You know, when Monkey King

had to get through the flaming mountains,

he actually used Princess Iron Fan's Fan to blow.

[Princess Iron Fan laughing]

Well, well, well. Aren't you a little monkey king fanboy?

[flames roaring]

[groans]

Kids! Everyone okay?

[Princess Iron Fan snickers]

I'll be taking that Staff now.

This belongs to the monkey king.

There's no way I'm letting you take it!

[Princess Iron Fan] Oh, you're just a little noodle boy

playing at being a hero.

Sorry to disappoint.

Playtime is over.

-Kid! No! -[yells]

What?

[snickering]

[screaming]

No! MK! [grunts]

Mei! We've got to go!

Sorry, kid.

[Princess Iron Fan laughing]

At last! The full power of my beloved will be unleashed!

[thunder rumbling]

[Pigsy] He can't be gone. He can't.

[Sandy] I'm sorry, Pigsy.

[Mr. Tang] There was nothing we could do.

"Nothing"? "Nothing!"

I could'a done something! I could'a...

I should've protected MK.

[sighs] [Pigsy] It's over.

[Mr. Tang] It's not over.

We can't help MK.

But we can make sure no more lives are lost,

make sure his sacrifice wasn't in vain.

[Mei] Someone has to fight.

-Mei? -[sobs]

That Demon Bully is going to...

-pay. -[thunder rumbles]

Then what are we waiting for?

Let's go stop some bad guys!

Hmm...

-[electricity crackling] -[clinks]

[suspenseful music]

[grunting]

[yells]

[blasts]

-[groaning] -Hm?

[gasps]

[MK] Ah! No! Wait! Don't!

[monkeys chittering]

[panting]

[thunder rumbling]

Huh? Whoa. Flower Fruity Mountain.

-[chomping] -[MK grunting]

[groans] Huh?

[dreamy music]

[chimes]

[yelps]

Hello? Hello?

Hello?

[gasps] Whoa.

Hey, that's the Monkey King.

[whispering voice] Sun Wu Kong.

[whimpering]

What... What's happening?

Ah, what's wrong with my eyes?

[whimpers]

[MK] Whoa.

That's Monkey King being born from a stone!

And when he got his Staff from the Dragon of the East!

[chuckles] Whoa!

[yelping]

Huh?

Monkey King? Hey! Wait up!

Monkey King! It's really...

[echoing] Monkey King?

[grunting]

Ugh. What was I thinking?

For a moment there, I thought...

[sighs] Mr. Tang was right,

I really am delusional.

-Sup? -[shouts]

Yes, yes, it is I, the Monkey...

[Monkey King groaning]

Is it dead?

Mo... Monkey King?

Yeah. The one and only.

So, where's my Staff?

I'm so sorry! I tried to bring it to you,

but Princess Iron Fan came and took it!

She's got this glove and--

I know, I know. Look, I'm gonna come clean.

Um, I've been kinda watching you.

What? [gasps]

[squawks]

Wait, what? That was you!?

Ha! The look on your face! You're perfect!

Perfect for what?

To be... my successor.

Uhh, are you sure you're the Monkey King?

You been cooped up in here way too long!

I think you're brain went mushed up.

Listen, kid. You fought demons. And you didn't die.

And you made it here.

Not just anyone can lift my Staff.

But you did.

But what about DBK?

Pfft, ha! What about DBK? You can handle it.

[munching] Consider it a trial.

But I... [sighs]

[sighs]

Look, if you can lift the Staff, you can use it.

Just believe in yourself.

Even a smidge makes all the difference.

The Staff was taken from you. Take it back.

All right!

[yells]

-[thunder rumbling] -How am I supposed to get back?

[sighs]

-[monkey chittering] -[metal clanking]

[monkeys whimpering]

Huh?

Oh, yeah!

Uh, can't be too hard to fly.

It's for ages eight and up.

[engine powers up]

[MK] Whoo-hoo!

[suspenseful music]

[growling]

[evil laughter]

[gasps]

[Pigsy shouting]

[all whimpering]

[snickering]

[Mr. Tang] Oh, no, their secret weapon! Barrels!

[yelling]

So, you wanna be heroes, huh?

Let me show you what happens to heroes.

Ugh! I've had it up to here with these demon punks...

I'll handle this one.

[heroic music]

-[screaming] -MK?

[whimpering]

[grunting]

[screams]

Whoa!

[crashes]

[groaning]

[gasps] Kid!

MK! Oh, my goodness!

We saw you blast into the fire.

I... I thought you were all, like, pew! Ah!

But... But you're not!

Where'd you get a jet? Way to trash it already.

Wait, Monkey King, did you find him?

Yeah. I did!

So, where is he?

He said it's up to me. To us.

Well, that's anti-climactic.

[rumbles]

And how are we meant to fight that?

We believe in ourselves. You clean the streets.

I'll stop the Demon Bull King.

[blasting]

[MK] Somehow.

Yeah, this Jet probably would'a been really useful, hey?

[clatters]

[intense music]

[MK gasps] That'll work!!

-Go get 'em, buddy. -Mm!

-[zooming] -The little thief returns.

[MK grunting]

Uh... What? Why is everything gold again?

Hmm...

The Staff!

[whimpering]

[MK yells]

[growling]

[thudding]

[evil laughter]

Now this world is truly mine!

[meows]

Huh? [groans]

[grunting] What is this!?

Huh? Monkey King?

[laughs]

[Demon Bull King shouting]

Ugh! Missed me! Wup!

Nope! Ahh! Over Here!

Huh?

Okay, here we go!

No.

Not again!

Enough!

[groans]

You thought you could stand against me?

I am the Demon Bull King!

I will not let a little thief take victory from my grasp!

[upbeat music plays]

[Monkey King] Just believe in yourself.

Even a smidge makes all the difference.

[Demon Bull King laughs]

[Demon Bull King] You might have that old fool's Staff,

but you are not the Monkey King.

You're right. I'm the Monkey Kid!

[clanking]

[action music]

It's time for you and your family

to be brought to justice.

Here comes Monkey Kid!

[yelling]

[creaking]

[grunts] Impossible.

Nothing is impossible if you just believe in yourself.

Make no mistake.

You just got MK-O'd!

[Red Son coughs] You think this is over!?

It isn't over, bozo.

Why don't you get out of that dorky mech

and fight me, you coward?

[whimpering]

We know when we've been bested.

But this won't be the last you see of us, noodle boy.

[evil laughter]

What? No! No fair!

Come on, you can't just run away when I'm right about to win!

[Mei] MK?

You totally kicked DBK's butt!

Without us, this city'd be toast!

[chuckles] Yeah.

But, you know, I couldn't have done it on my own.

-[gasps] -You did it, little man.

You're basically the new Monkey King now.

[laughs] Monkey Kid, didn't you say?

Ohh! You did good, kid. You did real good!

But, uh, what now?

Isn't it obvious?

Yeah.

Bust up more bad guys!

Or we go eat some noodles.

[kids] Yeah!

Noodles, noodles, noodles!

[closing theme music]