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Gotham City after midnight.
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All the good people of Gotham
are snug in their beds.
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But there are still plenty of other things
up and about...
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plotting, planning, scheming,
lurking in the shadows.
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Cat, rats...
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and bats.
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You're giving bats a bad name, Man-Bat.
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Jewel theft isn't your style.
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Who put you up to this?
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My robo-penguin.
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Penguin. You just had to get
your filthy flippers on all this ice.
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Ha, ha. "Ice."
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Diamonds are ice
and penguins live on icebergs. Ha!
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That voice. The Penguin
has enlisted the help of the alien?
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I always knew the most powerful man on
the planet would turn up in Gotham one day.
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And as power tends to corrupt all men...
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I see the Superman is no different.
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Ha, ha. I didn't know
you were such a kidder.
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I'm not here to help the Penguin.
No, no. I've come to introduce myself.
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And lend a helping, neighborly hand,
of course.
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I don't need help,
not with a little fish like Penguin.
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- Aah!
- Or with Joker.
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The Joker is here. How did you...?
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I don't need your x-ray vision
to see that evil is always lurking nearby.
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Well, so Flash, Wonder Woman,
Aquaman, Cyborg...
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and a bunch of us superheroes
are forming a justice league.
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And we were thinking
since you're kind of a superhero too...
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A superhero club? Seriously?
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For an all-powerful alien,
you think like a small-town farm boy.
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Uh, Man-Bat is...
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I am perfectly capable
of handling all of this by myself.
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Do you want me to melt that thing down
with my heat-vision?
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Really, it'd be no trouble.
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Huh? Oh.
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I told you to stay out of it.
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Oh, sorry.
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And as for your club...
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I, Batman, will never join
the Justice League.
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Is that clear enough?
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All right. Fine, Batman.
You don't have to shout.
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I do have super-hearing, you know.
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Uh-oh.
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If I may say so, sir,
Superman seems like a splendid chap.
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Perhaps you should reconsider
joining his Justice League.
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You forget, Alfred, I work alone.
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I am a shadow.
Protector of all, but friend to no one.
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I am a solitary spirit of vengeance
who walks the night alone and...
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Still no information
about the disappearance of Superman.
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Metropolis is panicking.
Crooks are escaping justice.
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Hundreds of cats are stuck in trees.
Superman, we need you.
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I may not trust this alien,
but when the Man of Steel goes missing...
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I wanna know why.
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Criminals across the globe
have ample reason to take out Superman.
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Or worse, turn him against us.
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But how can I scour the entire planet
for clues? Ugh.
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I hate to do it, but I have no choice.
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Hey, wow, Batman.
Are you calling about joining the league?
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No. I'm calling because Superman
has mysteriously disappeared.
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He could be anywhere,
which means we have to search everywhere.
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So... Are you even listening to me?
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Of course. And I'm painting.
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I find this kind of hobby really helps me
slow down and appreciate life.
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It's called multitasking.
Anyway, I'm happy to help.
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Fine. I'm sending you my coordinates.
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- How soon can you...?
- I'm ready now.
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Look, I just painted this for you.
It'll really brighten up the cave.
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Wakey-wakey, Superman.
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Hey. Where am I?
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Come out of those shadows
and show yourself.
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Ha, ha. You just got your hands
on Kryptonite-laced cell bars.
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You're my prisoner. There is no escape.
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Anything to report, Flash?
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Nothing in China.
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Nothing in Switzerland.
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Nothing in Mexico, amigo.
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But check it out, partner.
I started doing landscapes.
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Ice on the pyramids.
That can only mean one thing...
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your old nemesis, Captain Cold,
is up to no good.
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Yep. Captain Cold is right there
zapping that ancient ruin thingy.
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An obelisk.
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Whatever it is, he's not gonna get it.
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Flash, wait.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Ow!
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Grr! I'll fix you, Batman.
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- Flash!
- See, Bats?
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If you were in the league,
it could be like this all the time.
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Ha, ha. You shouldn't talk while driving,
speedster.
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Now, quit it.
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No more Bat-a-rangs. No more Bat-a-rangs.
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Flash!
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That ought to help cool your heels
while I make off with the obelisk.
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What? But how?
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Naturally, you couldn't know
that I was wearing...
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my special super-thermal-heated
over-underwear.
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Then I'll turn your brain
into a frozen slushier.
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Good thing Flash's super friction melted
this sand into highly reflective glass.
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Hmm.
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Hmm. Strange. Atlantean hieroglyphics.
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Gone.
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Looks like I'm forced to make another call.
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You called the right
undersea monarch, Batman.
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I'm not just a member of the Justice League...
Which you really ought to join by the way.
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I'm also the king of Atlantis, you know?
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Wanna find out anything about my realm?
I'm the guy to talk to.
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So you've mentioned, Aquaman.
Repeatedly.
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I've got strange energy readings
at 10 o'clock.
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It's my old foe Black Manta
trying to steal that pitchfork thingy...
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from a statue of some old sea god
or something.
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- The sacred trident of Poseidon?
- Yes. That's it. Ha, ha.
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I knew that. We have a lot of gods.
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Put down that pitchfork...
Trident... Manta.
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Attack.
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My sea-creature telepathy
will halt this attack.
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These sharks don't seem to be obeying me.
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Hey. Sea king over here.
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Sea king.
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It's no use, Aquaman.
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They're robo-sharks.
I'll lead them away, you stop Manta.
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Don't worry, I'll finish him off quickly.
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- "Finish"? Get it?
- Ugh.
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I lose more Bat-subs this way.
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Fire in the hole.
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Three, two, one.
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It'll never be yours, Manta.
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This trident is a precious symbol
of ancient Atlantis.
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Also, it keeps the statue of Poseidon
from falling over!
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Ha, ha. Oh!
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Let that be a lesson to you, Manta.
The king of Atlantis always, uh...
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Uh, I don't feel so good.
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Mine, mine, mine.
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And there's no one to stop me this ti...
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What?
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You lose, Manta.
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What's happening to me?
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Batman, stop it.
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Hmm. Curiouser and curiouser.
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Bat-computer, locate Justice League
members Wonder Woman and Cyborg.
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I was a fool.
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These thefts were merely camouflage
for the real crime...
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the kidnapping
of the entire Justice League.
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With Superman, Flash,
and Aquaman eliminated...
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Wonder Woman and Cyborg must be
the next targets.
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Next stop, Metropolis.
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Ugh. Just as I suspected. Trouble.
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Power down, robot boy,
or my power armor will sever your circuits.
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The name's Cyborg.
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Nice cover fire, rookie.
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O-M-G, it's Batman.
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Batman.
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First day on the job
and I'm meeting the Dark Knight.
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Great Hera, Cyborg.
Keep focused on the job at hand.
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I suppose you're here to beg admittance
into the Justice League.
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I'm not joining your superhero club,
Wonder Woman.
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Rest in pieces, Loser League. Ha-ha-ha!
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Ah. And now my prize.
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The famous Daily Planet globe.
But why on Earth do you want that, Lex?
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I don't want it at all...
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but my anonymous benefactor
has promised me the world for it.
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Well, I can guarantee you
a world of hurt for it, Luthor.
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Get in the game, do-gooder.
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Desperate times call for desperate actions.
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Batman's about to become Splat-man.
Ha, ha.
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Mm. Huh?
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Hmm.
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Easy as taking candy from a baby. Huh?
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Except when this baby is Batman.
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Why, you...
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And that's that.
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The entire newly-formed
Justice League gone.
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The only good news,
I now know who's behind it all.
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The disappearance
of the monuments of the Justice League...
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were just framework crimes, like two
slices of bread on an evil sandwich.
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And the bologna
in the center of that sandwich is me.
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The mastermind behind the sandwich
must be hiding...
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at the last place I'd ever want to go.
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The Hall of Justice.
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Just as I suspected, a Batman museum.
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There's only one being who uniquely
combines nearly unlimited power...
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and a fanatical obsession with me.
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Show yourself...
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Bat-mite.
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So, Batman, you figured it out.
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I knew you...
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Sorry, I had a frog in my throat.
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As I was saying. I knew you would.
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You're Batman, the best hero ever.
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And I'll prove it. Behold.
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Batman. Thank Thalassa.
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Four-hundred million and... Oh.
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Hey. You here to talk about
joining the League?
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Batman doesn't need
your stupid Justice League.
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Even without powers, he'll prove
he's better than all of you combined...
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by saving you from my incredibly
over-complicated death trap.
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As you can see, as soon as the Daily
Planet globe rotates far enough...
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it'll knock over the obelisk...
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which catapults the trident
into the giant penny...
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sending it rolling over
the dinosaur's tail...
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causing it to release
the drawstring in its mouth...
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which drops the curtain
exposing that window.
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Sunlight now falls on the giant gem...
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which acts as a focusing lens
for the death ray...
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aimed right at the helpless
so-called heroes.
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Gentlemen, Wonder Woman,
this is Bat-mite.
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A mischievous, nearly omnipotent,
inter-dimensional imp...
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my biggest and most misguided fan.
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Don't worry.
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Yes, Justice League, you needn't worry.
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Though you're hopelessly trapped,
the great Batman is going to...
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Do nothing.
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- What?
- I'm done being your toy, Bat-mite.
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The Justice League is to be released
immediately.
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Their superpowers are the key
to undoing all that is wrong in our world.
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Ha! They couldn't escape my death trap.
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Only because your magic unfairly counters
their superpowers.
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Unfair, unshmair.
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You'd better save them, Batman.
Clock is ticking.
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Batman's doing nothing
to save us from the death trap.
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No, Aquaman, don't you see?
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Batman is distracting Bat-mite.
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He said superpowers are the key.
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And Bat-mite's magic
counters our superpowers.
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Of course.
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Fine, don't save them. See if I care.
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You're still the best superhero
in the universe...
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because even when I take away
your utility belt...
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I take away your cool vehicles,
I take away your mask...
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you still win because...
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you're Batman.
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I... I can't believe it.
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You let them be blown up.
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Not quite, Bat-mite.
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- How?
- Instant replay.
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Your cage was only designed
to contain our superpowers...
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so we escaped in a non-super way.
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We simply opened the door.
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Thank you, Bat-mite.
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Sure, no problem, Batma...
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Thank you for what?
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For helping me see how childish I was being
about insisting I work alone.
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It took someone
to keep me out of the Justice League...
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to make me realize how important it is
that I be a part of it.
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00:19:39,202 --> 00:19:41,786
If you'll still have me as a member.
244
00:19:42,622 --> 00:19:44,831
I knew you'd come around.
245
00:19:44,999 --> 00:19:47,000
Welcome to the team.
246
00:19:47,168 --> 00:19:49,408
- Hera would be proud.
- This is... This is really great.
247
00:19:49,504 --> 00:19:51,304
- We're unbeatable now.
- Hey, welcome aboard.
248
00:19:51,797 --> 00:19:56,801
Aah! You ruined everything.
And you'll all pay.
249
00:20:00,264 --> 00:20:02,807
Round two, Justice Jerks.
250
00:20:04,769 --> 00:20:08,563
Okay, you crummy villains. Get them!
251
00:20:17,865 --> 00:20:20,242
Hmm.
252
00:20:33,214 --> 00:20:34,756
Ooh.
253
00:20:37,927 --> 00:20:39,469
Ha, ha!
254
00:20:42,765 --> 00:20:44,057
Ooh!
255
00:20:57,113 --> 00:20:59,864
That was awesome.
256
00:21:01,784 --> 00:21:03,702
Best show I ever saw.
257
00:21:03,869 --> 00:21:06,913
Why should I be a super fan
for just one hero...
258
00:21:07,081 --> 00:21:09,958
when I can root for an entire team?
259
00:21:10,126 --> 00:21:13,628
Huzzah, Justice League!
260
00:21:16,549 --> 00:21:19,843
Wait, so that little menace
is obsessed with all of us from now on?
261
00:21:20,011 --> 00:21:21,052
What does that even mean?
262
00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:24,139
It means
you'll have to expect the unexpected.
263
00:21:24,307 --> 00:21:27,017
You mean like Batman
getting over his suspicions...
264
00:21:27,184 --> 00:21:28,935
and becoming my new best friend?
265
00:21:31,731 --> 00:21:33,857
Now that I've joined the Justice League...
266
00:21:34,025 --> 00:21:37,569
I'll be able to keep a close eye
on this super-powered alien.
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