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Damn you!

Are you gonna grab my balls with those tongs?

Are you gonna grab my balls with those?!

CAN THESE COMEDIANS RESIST TEMPTATION?!

A CHEAP KISS MEANS ELIMINATION

Even if you cry from one or two mistakes,

you can redo it all and get a laugh!

Wow.

KISS OR DIE

One percent is a winning machine.

WHO WILL BECOME THE MALE LEAD?

-This scene… -Nice lips.

You've got that right.

This is so cheap.

-I hate how his lips are puckered up. -I seriously hate it.

We still don't even know

what each other's likes and dislikes are.

It's not that, Tecchan.

I want to apologize for something.

Apologize for something?

Oh, right. They're coming here too.

What? Huh?

The experiment failed.

-Take her. -Oh, no!

What?

Morita has no idea what's going on.

Wait!

Hey, what are you doing?!

What are you doing? Wait!

Where are you taking me?

Don't get in the way of our company's grand experiment.

EPISODE TWO: THE GAME BEGINS

Sir, did you call for me?

He was observing them from here.

Someone's here!

Who are you?

What is going on?

When I said my name was Yuma Isohara, you probably didn't recognize it.

After all, for as far back as I can remember,

my name at the lab was…

005.

Hitori had a number like that on him too, right?

This is…

I wondered what that was.

I caught a glimpse too.

001.

-001. -001?

005.

That was you?

He accepted that fast.

Way too fast.

How did he accept it so easily?

The remaining two are content creators who can write jokes and stories.

They have that kind of talent.

You remember now?

Yeah.

It's coming back to me.

You're not the only one

who's carrying this burden.

That's right… when you get excited,

you start twitching right here.

That's you, 005. I remember.

001.

Was that ad-libbed?

I thought I was the only one who would remember.

Your memory's probably still hazy, but that's okay for now.

Yeah.

If I can't remember, that probably means

I don't want to.

I'm going to be away from the company for a while.

While I'm gone, I want you to investigate this company.

In particular…

look into a project called Eden.

Eden, huh?

Got it.

Why are you snooping around?

SALES DEPARTMENT

I know who you really are. Show me your arm.

Huh?

I knew it.

004.

I guess they put that sticker on without telling him what it meant.

After 20 years,

you've come back to exact revenge, haven't you?

004?

You weren't the only one hiding out here either.

-Is that Takashi and Hitori? -He didn't know.

One of your comrades is already dead.

What?!

He was an easy kill.

Which side is Takezae on?

Even so, we remain ethical scientists.

Is Morita getting all this? His head must be reeling.

We need to find out your potential. Take him.

But be careful.

His fists surpass the speed of sound.

-True. -He was really strong.

That's true. I'm really strong.

-Super strong. -This is improvised too, right?

What are you doing? Attack all at once!

Can he take them?

Fighting all of you is too much!

I can't take you all on at once!

Things have gotten complicated.

So, he knows about Eden?

Right. If that's the case…

SECURITY ROOM

The security room?

They found a disfigured corpse, remember?

Oh, that's right.

Mido, look at this.

Yeah?

Playing it now.

Oh, that's footage of the incident.

-So strong. -Could it be?

This means…

Oh, we can see him.

Who is it?

He's gone mad. No doubt about it.

That's our culprit.

-It can't be. -I'm scared.

That's terrifying.

-Huh? -What was that?

The story's getting intense.

You will remember everything soon.

And then,

you'll have to fight.

Fate is something

you can't ignore.

It's meant to be conquered.

That hurt, idiot.

Classic Shogo. I'm counting on you.

Hey, 005!

Don't die out there, okay?

He nailed it.

It's the president!

First, a toast to working hard with your life on the line

and to our successful experiment.

Successful experiment?

Well, they did mention an experiment.

This isn't what we agreed on.

You said you'd release us!

Unfortunately, there's still more to come.

-What?! -What?!

Oh, no!

Do it.

Yes, sir.

No, stop!

I'll need to awaken their abilities too.

-Awaken? -Awaken?

You two know what to do, right?

Oh, new people?

-Yes. -It's Minamo!

What?

He's really surprised about Minamo.

I'm a huge fan of hers.

Oh, you like her?

You like Minamo, huh?

Mr. Kawashima?

Oh, hello.

-It's a new assassin. -Yeah, here she comes!

LUNA TSUKINO PRESIDENT'S SECRETARY

Oh, hello. Nice to meet you.

Don't you want to know more about

President Ogawara's research?

Oh, she's approaching him by saying she knows the president's secret.

As long as it's you, I'm willing to reveal everything.

Even Eden's secret.

-Already? -Eden?

That's the name he mentioned.

Well, I'm curious.

Tell me about Eden's secret.

Sit here! Now!

What?

Just sit already!

What are you--

Do you really know about Eden's secret?

Yes, of course.

Please begin!

Huh?

Could it be?

Is this the girl Yama likes?

Not sure yet.

Not sure?

Who is it?

It's Minamo!

I look forward to working with you.

MINAMO ANGER MANAGEMENT ADVISOR

Minamo… You're that Minamo.

-A chair. -What is this? Looks like a lab.

It must be a lab.

That's scary.

This room's definitely bad news.

-There she is. -Whoa.

-What? -Huh?

Sit over there, pig.

"Pig"?

First things first…

Open your mouth.

What is that?

This is genuinely scary.

It's a special drug.

Absolutely not.

Don't worry.

-I absolutely don't want that. -It's okay.

No!

Open wide.

-What kind of trap is this? -I said no!

Now, or we'll be here all day.

Open your mouth.

I really don't like this.

Doesn't look good, huh?

I'm scared.

What was that?

That was

a drug that makes you hate the things that you love.

It makes you hate the things you love?

This could be interesting.

What do you mean?

What's gonna happen?

You love kinky things, right?

Well, yes.

And in a few seconds,

you'll slowly start to hate them.

So that's the setup.

How would I ever hate that kind of thing?

I've always loved that stuff.

You're starting to hate it, right?

-The storyline's changed. -He had the drug, so he has to hate it.

-I kinda… -Do you hate it a bit?

-I hate it. -He went with it.

I hate it! Stop that!

Okay, he accepted it.

What do you hate having done to you?

Dammit!

-"What do you hate?" -You witch!

You're gonna step on my wiener, aren't you?

Damn you!

You don't like having your wiener stepped on?

Of course I don't!

Like this?

-Like this, right? -Dammit!

He's saying what he likes to get it as punishment.

Don't rub your knee on my face!

You mean like this?

-Dammit! -Like this?

Stop it!

What's with this reward segment?

Stop this at once, dammit!

Yeah, it is like a reward segment.

I obviously hate this.

-Of course. -Dammit.

Is this necessary?

-That figures. -Stop it already!

I have all sorts of tools here.

-A banana? -I'm sure you'll hate all of them.

Which one of these do you not want used on you?

Is that a brush?

-Damn you. -A brush and a banana.

Are you gonna grab my balls with those tongs?

Are you gonna grab my balls with those?!

Who would think that?!

Come here.

How'd he come up with that?

Oh, my.

Your balls are bulging.

Are they pent-up, perhaps?

Tsukino's amazing.

-What is this?! -Wow.

They're bulging so much.

Dammit.

-You hate this, huh? -I hate it.

What emotion is he conveying?

-You hate it, right? -I do.

You do, right?

-Enough with this. -Dammit!

You hate this spot too, right?

Damn you!

-This is true torture. -No!

He won't kiss her here, will he?

This is terrible. Please stop.

Please, someone save me!

He wants it too much.

To wrap things up,

are there any words you don't want to hear from a woman?

What?

Well…

If she said…

she'd drool all over my wiener,

I'd never recover!

He says that, but he wants to hear it.

Stop!

-You don't want to hear it? -Stop!

Hey, just kiss her already.

-You want him to die? -Yeah.

I'm going to drool all over your wiener.

Dammit!

You monster!

Grab my hair super tightly.

I'm going to drool all over your wiener!

Are you kidding?! I hate you!

Slap me.

Don't say it while slapping me.

I'm gonna take your puny wiener

and drool all over it.

Please stop!

Amazing ad-libbing.

Dammit.

Is it that painful? Do you hate it that much?

What a terrifying drug!

-Is it the same here? -Some sort of play?

Hey, street rat!

What?

Who's a street rat?

Did you really think fixing your teeth would help?

-Hold on there. -He did fix them.

Well, they did get better.

Your mouth reeks.

No, it doesn't.

Morita, you're learning to manage your anger.

Don't get mad.

Oh, sorry. Got it.

-Apologize to your cats! -What?

Why would I apologize?

Morita.

Yes?

Huh?

What?

-What'd I do? -This is out of nowhere.

Don't use your Kansai dialect.

Hearing my Kansai dialect did that?

-Don't use your Kansai dialect. -Don't use it?

Kansai dialect doesn't do that to people.

-It's turning you on. -No, stop!

Don't moan like that.

Stop with that dirty Kansai dialect.

You're the one turned on by it!

Don't act high and mighty with me!

He prefers it like this.

You're overreacting.

Morita's the sadist.

Please stop.

-I won't. -Oh, please don't!

-Her face! -What the hell?

Why am I getting worked up over such a dirty man?

Oh, so dirty.

Should I feel offended?

-So dirty. -Hey, that's…

Dirty? No…

Stop treating me like the dirty old men you see in porn.

So dirty. Your face is dirty.

Hold on.

You're really getting turned on.

-So dirty. -Please, stop it already!

Seriously, stop.

-Stop, please. -So dirty.

What am I supposed to do?!

What?

Stop talking. Stop using the Kansai dialect.

You're the one using it now!

You're using it now.

Your face is so dirty.

You're the pervert who gets turned on by dirty faces!

Such dirty Kansai dialect.

Want me to lick you all over?

So dirty!

I can't take it!

What will you do next?

What next?

I'll thrust in and out of you, that's what!

No one asked you!

But you said it. You asked.

This side's crazy too.

Are we ever going to see a nice kiss at this rate?

You didn't see any good chances yet?

None at all.

It's more like, "What are they making us watch?"

Let me guess.

There's nothing you'd hate more than a kiss, right?

-I don't want to kiss. -You don't?

No, I don't.

Isn't it harder to resist when you know it's taboo?

His mouth.

His instincts are kicking in.

-Just his mouth. -It's his instincts!

His eyes have turned red!

This is incredible.

The drug also makes it easy to pull the user in.

What's going on?

-Huh? -This is bad!

This is pretty cheap.

She's covered in spit.

That poor actress!

Yeah, I feel bad for her.

Oh, it's on!

Huh?

Your power finally bloomed.

From that?

-My power? -See? Look at that lamp.

His power?

That means your power has awakened.

That was her goal?

Awakened?

That's what this was for.

So, just now, you did all that to awaken my power?

Yes.

The vibe shifted.

Let's see if your power is the real thing.

Try breaking this bottle.

Hover your hands in front of it and will it to happen.

I see. She's testing him.

There's no way I can do that.

It's okay. I know you can.

If I let you down, it's not my fault.

Setting the bar low.

Try it.

Do I just hold my hands out?

Yeah. Hold your hands out.

Okay.

Visualize the vase breaking in your mind.

Will it strongly.

The vase will break.

He's in performer mode now.

More.

Huh? Oh, it affected her?

Wait a minute!

Not me!

No, stop!

He's following her lead.

-Like an accidental porn. -There are videos like that!

They pretend it's a mistake.

Enough already!

How many times are we doing this?!

He's mad.

Both you and her--

Huh?

It still needs work.

He can't control it yet.

You made your power bloom.

-That was my power? -Yeah.

Oh, so dirty.

So dirty!

I want to kiss you. So dirty.

I'm dirty, yet you want to kiss me?

Stop alternating between those two.

Saying you want to kiss me and then calling me dirty isn't normal.

Will he kiss her?

Oh, no. I can't take it!

You can't take it, eh?

Oh, it's on!

What's going on here?

What triggered that?

Your power finally awakened.

-What? -Look.

Oh, it's flashing.

Now, will it.

Make that toy move.

That toy plane.

I can make that toy plane move?

Hold your hands up.

Can we expect another accident?

Will it to happen.

Will it?

-His power is to move things. -Yeah.

So, what will end up moving?

Come on, focus more!

More!

-Wait. -Is it happening?

Wait, hold on.

Wait a second.

Her hands are moving.

The plane. What?

She's a plane now.

What are you doing?

This isn't erotic.

Attention, please!

-What are you saying? -Passport, please!

I don't have a passport on me!

Stop that!

Stop what? All I did was try to fly the plane.

Don't you dare use your dirty Kansai dialect right now.

What?!

Why are you trying to fly?

-I'm flying away! -No, don't fly away.

I said not to fly!

-Chicken, beef, or me? -What?

Chicken, beef, or me?

What do you mean by "or me"?

I don't know if I want you or not.

Are there any passengers here who are skilled at sex?

Not you, that's for sure.

Huh, I'm not?

I'm pretty good though.

I'm taking off.

I'm telling you not to take off!

Show us more plot already.

When is this gonna end?

Hey, I made it fly!

How?

It took off.

What's going on?

Oh, that's the president.

Magnificent.

You gave me a great show.

Thank you, Mr. President.

He was watching the whole time.

What? The president?

I want to know about this Eden thing.

I don't have time for games,

let alone kissing.

Kissing and Eden are connected.

What?

I…

can't tell you any more.

But don't you know things?

The president.

Magnificent.

The president! Thank you.

The president?

Oh, hello, I'm Kawashima.

It's an honor to work for you.

He's never seen him before.

You guys again?

-I'll dispose of her. -What?

What?!

What the hell are you doing?!

Were you lying to us then?

Huh? Minamo?

She came just for that?

They're dead!

-Huh? -What is this?

You're hit! Are you okay?

-They don't need her now. -What's wrong?

She threw up blood!

No one says it like that.

This wasn't supposed to…

This isn't what we agreed on.

Why would you do that?

She wasn't resisting at all.

Now, now. You should be a bit happier.

The archenemy you targeted for 20 years

came all this way to see you.

Archenemy?

What? Twenty years ago.

By archenemy, do you mean… Huh?

My archenemy… is you, sir?

On that day, you all escaped from my lab.

Eden was his research?

And now, you've returned

and awakened your powers for me after 20 years.

-Now I see. -Awakened?

What?

The lab that 005 mentioned…

That's right.

That facility belonged to you?

And we were put through some kind of experiment.

He's putting the story together in a monologue.

And that power is…

It's now or never.

Huh?

-Right. -He's gonna try it?

It didn't work!

Well, that was unexpected.

That's so embarrassing!

Shouldn't this be where I look cool, sir?

Just this once, I'll give you all a choice.

Huh?

Mary.

I gave these girls a shot earlier.

It was poison.

Poison?

But there's a way to save them.

What would you do if it just so happened to be your kiss?

My kiss

will save those girls?

Oh, my.

Are you serious?

But…

They can be saved with a kiss?

That could become a nice kiss.

-Yeah. -The ultimate kiss.

Now, do you believe me or not?

That's up to you.

If you want to save these girls,

come to the top floor.

Right now. Come on, there's no time.

-Hurry. -The top floor?

If you want to save them, come up here!

Why would you do such a thing, sir?!

What now?

Will you go to the top floor… or not?

Who do you think you are?

-No chance. -It won't work.

It's impossible.

What about this guy?!

Why is he still standing?!

Their fall was improvised?

They figured that they should fall right about then.

He must feel awkward.

One of them wasn't sure what to do.

So he didn't fall.

You should be prepared for any situation, got it?

Hurry up and go.

I know, okay?

That's the beauty of it. You don't get this in a normal drama.

It would never happen.

I'll go.

I'll save her.

And end all of this!

Wow, he's already in character.

TOP FLOOR DIRECTOR'S OFFICE

What?!

Mary!

Mary!

Hey!

Tecchan.

You're awake.

You came for me?

Of course I did.

Can you stand?

Morita’s in character.

-Thanks for coming. -Yeah.

I'm here.

Could it be…

Did you come here to kiss me?

Yeah.

You know, I can't…

I can't let you die, no matter what.

If it comes down to it,

I'll kiss you to keep you alive.

-Huh? -What?!

Wow, he's moving the story along by ad-libbing, right?

He's good at this.

TOP FLOOR DIRECTOR'S OFFICE

-Huh? -Huh?

Huh?

Stay back!

What is this?

Stay back.

You can't save me anymore.

But I was told to come to the top floor.

Hurry, and run away from here.

No, I know what's going on.

I know everything.

You'll die if I don't kiss you.

I know.

So you don't have to do that.

But…

You don't know the most important part.

-Huh? -Huh?

Well, he told me.

I was experimented on 20 years ago.

I lost my memories, so I don't know much more, but…

With my power,

my kiss can save you.

Your kiss

can save us.

That's not a lie.

Then I'll save you.

I just need to kiss you, right?

But…

The probability that the kiss will succeed

is less than one percent.

-What? -What?

What?

Really?

What is going on?

One percent?

What?

There's only a one percent chance that it will save you?

What does this mean?

If it doesn't work…

You…

and I will both die.

So, can he kiss her, knowing that he might die too?

The chances are that low?

One percent?

That's a dilemma.

That's a bit…

Exactly.

There's a 99% chance that you two will die.

But if you don't kiss,

she's 100% guaranteed to die.

You'd need to really love her.

Do you understand?

He needs resolve.

Man, this is difficult.

Why is their love being put to the test all of a sudden?

Seriously.

Now that you understand, just forget about me.

But…

If I don't kiss you, there's a 100% chance that you'll die.

Yeah, she'll 100% die if they don't kiss.

But if they do, it's still 99%.

Refusing to kiss you

is not an option.

What?!

-Her face suddenly… -So cool.

Nice.

I don't want you to die in a place like this.

This is suddenly incredible.

That's…

That's more than enough for me.

What are you saying?

Snap out of it, Mary.

You want to live, don't you?

He's totally in character!

Are you okay with your life ending like this?

If you give up now, he wins.

Right?

-It's a real drama. -Get a redo in life!

Live a happy life. Isn't that what you want?

But still…

-Can they beat that one percent? -I think they can.

Do I have the right to laugh again?

This is really good. Mary's great.

Everyone has…

the right to laugh.

People are born crying…

-He's in character. -He is.

…but laughter comes next.

We live for the sake of that laughter.

That's why people cry when they are born.

Life…

starts with tears

and ends in laughter.

That's…

what I want you to realize!

He's gonna do it here.

So,

even if you cry from one or two mistakes,

you can redo it all and get a laugh!

Nice.

Wow, he's seriously ad-libbing all of this.

I'm fine…

as long as you're happy, Tecchan.

It can't be just me.

We'll find happiness together.

Why are you so kind to me?

I can't help it.

I've fallen for you.

But you'll die if we kiss.

Oh, no.

He's going to do it!

If we kiss,

I might die.

I might fail.

That's right.

But… remember what I said?

People fail over and over.

People are allowed to fail.

But you know,

this kiss alone

could never fail.

If it does…

let's have fun together

in our next life.

-He went for it! -There it is.

-He went for it! -There it is.

-He went for it! -There it is.

He went in hard.

I figured this was the moment.

The probability that the kiss will succeed

is less than one percent.

What?

What?

If it fails…

we'll both die.

So…

So, run away.

I'm not the kind of fool who'd hear that

and run away.

Have you ever played pachinko?

No.

The chances of a jackpot

are 1-in-360.

Even so,

there are times when you hit a jackpot on your first try.

I've had it happen.

Compared to those odds, one percent…

is a 1-in-100 chance.

That's a winning machine.

Nice.

Why…

Why are you so kind to me?

Hey.

Don't you want

to hit the jackpot?

How about we put our faith

in that one percent chance?

Are you stupid? You'll die.

What will you do after all this?

Oh, right.

You said you like books.

-He brought it back. -How about writing one?

What's something you enjoy?

Wow.

I like to read.

I can't believe this isn't scripted.

What plot could be more exciting than this?

All right!

This guy's incredible.

The story of you and me

in 30 seconds or less.

What's it about?

How'd we meet?

In a faraway place, there was a woman being exploited.

What happened to that timid girl?

That's when she met the chief.

He gave meaning to her life.

Nice look on his face.

But…

They're ad-libbing this?

I'm about to die.

This girl's really amazing.

If I don't receive a kiss,

I'll die.

You'll die.

That's why you're in turmoil.

Keep going.

And what are you thinking?

How do you feel?

How does the protagonist feel?!

Come on, say it! Write it!

She wants to live for the person she loves.

This girl's amazing.

Cut.

All right.

Here's the conclusion.

That was cool! I can't believe it!

-So cool. -What were those lines just now?!

-So cool! -Wow.

-They really captivated us. -That timing was awesome.

That was cool! I can't believe it!

So cool!

What were those lines just now?!

-Man! -Wow!

They really captivated us.

That timing was awesome.

I was so moved that I both laughed and cried.

You teared up.

So moved that I laughed and cried.

This means the better kiss gets to continue in the story.

Which will it be?

We're alive.

Huh? Oh, no!

Mary?

What?

Tecchan, I'm sorry.

It looks like a miracle didn't happen for us.

No way.

Are you okay?

Oh, they did it again.

Since they're dying anyway.

This is crazy.

SO CHEAP!

What a low-life.

-They're still like that. -Kill them already.

That's no good.

Close to death again.

Stay back!

If I'm gonna die anyway…

What are you doing?

I'm taking you all with me.

-Stop! -Me too?

Retreat!

-"Me too." -What?!

Wait, me too?

"Me too" is so lame.

Pretty nice ending, right?

Write it well.

-So cool. -How's he making that face?

This is all thanks to Yagi.

Supporting actress award.

I'm… See?

I'm not dead.

We…

…aren't dead.

We're alive.

A one-percent chance!

We pulled the winning ticket!

Hey, President! Take a good look, moron!

See?

Impressive. Good work.

It was a success.

I had my doubts.

All right, bring him to me immediately.

Take him to the lab!

What are you saying?

Why are you acting like you won?

That was our win!

-Hey! President! -He's good.

He really is.

Huh?

What's going on?

-Hey. -Get down.

I'll show you the escape route. Follow me.

-A friend? -A friend.

Faster! Get out of this room!

-They're being led by the nose. -Nice.

Wow, that was perfect.

I'll never forget you.

Even in this situation?

He's making the most of his time.

That was the worst.

There's no way a guy like that could be the protagonist.

As for him, though.

He was amazing.

Hitori's incredible.

Can we really trust you?

Please enter from here.

You're not trying to trick us, are you?

I've been waiting.

You're the president's aide.

I'm on your side.

Yuma Isohara and I

infiltrated this company long ago to investigate it.

Huh? Could it be?

Oh, that…

-He's 003. -Me too. See?

Long time no see.

-We've met? -Was 002 Watanabe then?

You don't remember yet, huh?

This way.

Are you really on our side?

You're right. He's suspicious.

-You're suspicious. -The sudden switch-up.

You could've come to our rescue sooner.

That's true.

Why'd you leave us hanging?

You two are still unaware

of how terrifying a kiss can be.

Actually,

we kissed earlier.

Right? And um…

It's too dangerous to stick around here. Follow me.

He's good.

You're so pushy!

What?

-He's here! -Oh, the president!

The really evil guy's here.

It's the bad guy.

Doi.

I never imagined you were working with Isohara.

He was a traitor.

Sorry, but come with me.

Let's go.

-Oh, no. -Go.

-Come. -Go with him.

What's wrong, Nana?

-Huh? -Shogo.

What?

-What's wrong? -What's wrong?

Is it starting?

Are you okay?

Hey, please help her.

What?

So, Nana's power awakened?

What?!

-It was a success! -A success?

This is just the start.

The start of Eden's final phase!

Run! We need to regroup!

The start? What started?

He's conducting experiments to create more people like this.

What?!

People with powers.

It's Yuma.

005.

He's an ally, right?

Yeah, he is.

Huh?

Oh, everyone's here.

Yeah, since they're comrades.

You're in one piece.

Sorry, something unexpected happened.

No, it's a miracle you made it back alive.

And the kiss?

He succeeded.

I see.

-It's finally time. -Yeah.

Our revolution begins now.

Let's make our move.

001.

-It's up to you. -Huh?

I want to help if I can,

but I don't really get how.

Give me a proper explanation.

Don't worry.

You're not the only survivor.

What?

-Someone's coming? -Someone new.

What?

Who is it?

Another person?

Who?

Yes, I'll report back again later.

Huh? What's this?

I don't like that look.

What?!

Yashima.

Noda!

Shimasa's gonna kiss right away.

-Yeah, knowing him. -Oh, Gunpee!

No, don't do that to Gunpee!

Whoa, Terajima?

Hold on there.

No way.

I'm floored.

Speechless.

-They got me good. -In a lot of ways.

Nice kiss, huh?

That was a pretty nice kiss.

I cried.

I wouldn't go that far.

They were the best kind of tears. Half laughter.

-His partner. -Nana.

She's amazing.

She stands out.

She totally kept up with them.

He said he was prepared to die for her.

-And she had tears of joy. -She cried.

-That's what made Yahagi cry. -Yeah.

Nana's tears really got to me.

That was great.

How far back did he plan that?

He had that 30-second bit from when they first met,

and he planned to use it later all along.

I doubt he was thinking that far ahead.

No, I bet he was.

That was amazing.

I thought Morita was pretty good at first too.

He was.

He had a great line.

"Life starts with tears and ends with laughter."

He said we come out crying as babies.

Then, all that's left is laughter.

You were really into it, Morita.

This was your doing, huh?

But there is one problem I want to address.

We never said anything about multiple kisses.

I set it up by saying that you can redo life over and over.

So I did it over and over.

I opened my eyes just a bit,

and her eyes were bewildered the second time.

The second stage starts in Episode Three.

Crystal Noda, Shimasa, and Gunpee will appear.

Sorry if saying this spoils the mood,

but I think Shimasa will die incredibly fast.

-I get you. -You never know.

I'm just saying.

Subtitle translation by: Chul Woong Kim