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Ripped By mstoll
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(car horn playing"Yellow Rose of Texas")
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Buck?
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What happened, sir?
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Oh, Hank, thank goodness.
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This horn was giving me
an awful headache.
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Is there a propane leak?
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Oh, God, it's Goobers mooches,
isn't it?
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I told them that buffet
was a death trap!
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Naw, Old Top!
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I come a-calling
with good news!
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The zoning board approved!
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You mean...
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The new storage yard!
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Triple the storage capacity!
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Wow, the new storage yard...
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I-I can't believe
it's finally happening.
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Just one problem,
though.
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I need you to buy me some art.
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Uh, sir, I...
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Zoning board won't give you
something for nothing.
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They passed this public art law;
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got to beautify one part of town
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if they're gonna let you
uglify another.
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Keeps everything nice and even.
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But I don't know
the first thing about art.
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The Zoning Board can't
hang excuses in city hall, Hank.
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Now get buying!
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MAN:
Hello, Triple-A.
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Hey, there.
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Oh, hey, Hank,
what can I do you for?
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Well, I got kind of a tall order
for you, Fred.
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Uh, I need some help with...
uh, buying some art.
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Let's see.
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There's the McMaynerbury
artists' colony.
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Do they have good art?
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Couldn't say,
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but it's one of this month's
"Great Drives."
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HANK:
Boy, this is a great drive.
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Do you already know
what kind of art
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you're gonna buy?
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Because I should
let you know now...
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I'm willing to
pose for a statue.
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Uh, thanks, Bobby.
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But this art is
going to be put in the median
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on Travis Boulevard.
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A lot of people
drive by there
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on their way
to the interstate
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and I want them
to be inspired
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when they get there.
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What kind of?
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Thank God
you're here.
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I haven't been able
to send a fax in two days.
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Uh, no, uh, I'm Hank Hill,
Strickland Propane.
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I need to buy
a piece of public art,
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about three feet across,
five or seven feet tall.
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Doesn't have
to be real arty.
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No nudity, of course.
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Maybe something with
a lion or a bald eagle.
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Something that says America.
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Hmm.
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Oh, wait, wait!
I've got it.
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A life-sized portrait
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of George
Washington!
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It's a hologram.
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From here... George Washington.
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But from over here,
he morphs into Adolph Hitler.
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Washington, Hitler.
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Washington,
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Hitler.
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Picture Ronald Reagan.
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He's squatting over...
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Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
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I have
just the thing.
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I'm calling it
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Industrial Penis
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Number Five.
Bobby! Car!
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HANK:
...and then it just got
worse from there.
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I don't get it.
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I just wanted
to buy something
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that people would
want to look at,
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spruce up
that highway median.
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Isn't that what art's
supposed to be?
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Hey, man, you know,
you dang ol' naive, man.
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Talkin' 'bout ol' like a dang
ol' dada, you know,
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like a little toilet
in a museum, man.
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You know, talkin' 'bout,
dang ol'... ideas, man.
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(chuckling)
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I never could understand a word
of that art mumbo-jumbo.
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You know what
I never understood?
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Why a pretty girl would model
naked and let someone paint her.
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And, you know, if she'd do
that for just anyone or...
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(clanking noise)
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What the?
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It's me!
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Wow!
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Don Quixote's Authentic
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Spanish Cuisine and Karaoke
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went out of business
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and guess what
I bought from them!
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A suit of armor!
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Is it real?
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I was hoping
you'd ask me that.
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Gentlemen,
nine irons.
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(grunting)
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Ha! Ha! This is amazing!
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I am invincible!
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Come on, Hank, take a whack!
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Well, as much as I'd like
to hit you with a golf club,
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I can't do it right now.
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I've got to come up
with some art.
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Don't be afraid
of the groin, boys.
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I don't think those
artists ever shower.
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It was like,
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just when you thought
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you'd never smelled anyone worse
than one guy... Bam!
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The next guy smells even worse!
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It was awful, Peggy.
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Makes me wish
there was some way
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to buy art without
the, you know,
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artists and whatnot.
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Maybe I can help you
find something.
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I've always had
an artistic bent.
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And I have decorated
every birthday cake
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in this family
for 20 years.
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Yeah, I remember
the cake you made
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for Bobby's fourth birthday.
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The one that looked
like a train?
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Chocolate chip
cookie wheels...
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Well, heck, Peggy,
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why don't you
just make the art?
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It can't be
very hard.
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I mean, even the people
who do it for a living
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don't seem very good at it.
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Well, Hank, only if I can
think of an idea.
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Now let me think.
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Propane... America...
The future...
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I've got it!
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A probot!
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A... A what?
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A Probot, Hank.
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A robot made entirely
of propane tanks,
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welcoming the people
of Arlen to the future.
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A future of Arlen pride.
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And hard work.
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And clean-burning barbecues.
And...
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Stop, Peggy.
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Can you do it for under $800.
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Buddy, you want
to stop that?
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No, I don't,
you armorless jackass!
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And there's nothing
you can do about it!
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Dale, maybe we should get out...
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(groans)
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You know, I never
thought anything
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could put this crazy
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propane game
in perspective,
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but you did it.
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So what do you
think, sir?
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It don't matter what I think.
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Could be a statue
of two dogs a-humping
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as long as the Zoning Board
thinks it's art.
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And what...
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Speak of the devil.
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Margo, you look
just radiant.
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Hmm, interesting.
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What does everyone think?
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Real interesting.
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What do you
think, Margo?
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Mm-hmm, hmm.
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And who is the artist?
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Voila! Peggy Hill.
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Peggy Hill?
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Wait, aren't you
my daughter's
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substitute
Spanish teacher?
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Ah, so you can see
the Spanish influence
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in my work.
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Is this some kind
of joke?
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What?
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You're a substitute teacher,
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not a real artist.
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This is crap.
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Complete crap.
Unmitigated crap.
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I don't appreciate you
wasting my time, Buck.
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Permit denied.
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Yeah, but...
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I want some art, Hank!
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I don't care if you have
to rob a museum to get it.
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I can do this, Buck!
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Just give me another chance.
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Oh, what about your idea
about the two dogs?
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Sorry, Peggy.
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You had your bite
at the apple.
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HANK:
Well, there goes our ride.
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Stupid da Vinci with his
stupid classical training.
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Margo'd probably
marry him.
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Well? Did the zoning
board reconsider?
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Not exactly.
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Buck's setting up a meeting
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with some art dealer
from Dallas.
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A guy named Jazz.
(groans)
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So that's it?
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Just because I didn't go
to some snooty art school
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I can't make art?
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Hey, you're preaching
to the choir.
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I always liked the probot.
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You look at the probot,
he looks at you,
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you think, "Hey, things
are going to be okay."
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Sure, Peggy can make
a metal man,
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but I'm living it!
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This some kind of a joke?
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Yeah. Knock-knock.
Who's there?
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Sweet revenge.
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Sweet revenge who?
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Get out of here.
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Not so fast,
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Mister King of Eighth Grade.
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Gribble?
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Looks like
you didn't count on me
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coming back
in a suit of armor
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when you were throwing
my lunch on the roof!
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Ha!
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We're going to settle
the score right now.
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Cut it out.
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You and your flesh skin
can't hurt me.
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Can he, Bill?
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No!
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Uh... maybe we can
talk about this...
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Forget it, Bill.
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There's no reasoning
with this animal.
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This big, fat animal.
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This big,
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hairy,
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fat...
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(grunting)
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Where is the?
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Supposed to be a turnoff...
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Whoa!
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Yeah, it's Jazz.
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Can you tell my 1:00
I'm going to be late?
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I just ran into something
amazing over here.
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If I am not an artist,
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what is that?
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Oh, it's crooked.
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(gasps)
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(doorbell chimes)
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Are you Peggy Hill?
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The Peggy Hill
who created this?
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And who are you?
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Jazz Colton, art dealer.
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Now tell me everything.
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You didn't go to art
school, did you?
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Didn't need it.
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I am completely self-taught.
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And so how does an artist
like you end up here?
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Well, I was born in
a small town in Montana.
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I moved to Arlen
in High School.
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That's when I met Hank.
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We married two years later...
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I've heard enough.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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This must be so
boring for you.
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Boring?
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Ha! It's treasure.
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Peggy, I want to buy
anything you can make.
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I want to sell
your art.
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You do?
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00:11:05,647 --> 00:11:06,978
Everyone is going
to want
268
00:11:07,015 --> 00:11:08,346
a Peggy Hill.
269
00:11:13,956 --> 00:11:16,015
So, uh...
270
00:11:16,058 --> 00:11:17,252
that's it, huh?
271
00:11:17,292 --> 00:11:18,623
Just the silverfish?
272
00:11:18,660 --> 00:11:20,958
You don't have anything
for me to exterminate
273
00:11:20,996 --> 00:11:22,896
that's got a little
more fight to it?
274
00:11:22,931 --> 00:11:23,920
Don't think so.
275
00:11:23,966 --> 00:11:26,901
Come on.
Mountain lion? Bear?
276
00:11:26,935 --> 00:11:29,961
Old Rottweiler
you don't need anymore?
277
00:11:30,005 --> 00:11:30,767
Sorry.
278
00:11:30,806 --> 00:11:32,535
What about that old bag
279
00:11:32,574 --> 00:11:34,098
of a wife of yours?
280
00:11:44,253 --> 00:11:46,448
(phone rings)
281
00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:47,648
Hello?
282
00:11:47,689 --> 00:11:48,986
Jazz!
283
00:11:49,024 --> 00:11:52,687
So, how's my best-selling
artist?
284
00:11:52,728 --> 00:11:54,628
What? No!
285
00:11:54,663 --> 00:11:57,097
Your stuff has been flying out
of the gallery.
286
00:11:57,132 --> 00:12:00,033
Your latest...
The Prinker... brilliant.
287
00:12:00,068 --> 00:12:01,660
That's why
I've got a wonderful honor
288
00:12:01,703 --> 00:12:02,795
in store for you, Peggy.
289
00:12:02,838 --> 00:12:04,965
A gallery show just for you
290
00:12:05,007 --> 00:12:07,771
and one other special
local artist.
291
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,675
This is going
to be your coming out party,
292
00:12:09,711 --> 00:12:11,804
the night that introduces you
to the art world.
293
00:12:11,847 --> 00:12:13,781
How does that feel, superstar?!
294
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:16,444
Can I invite everyone
who didn't believe in me
295
00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:18,350
and really rub their noses
in it?
296
00:12:18,387 --> 00:12:20,355
It wouldn't be an art show
without it, Peggy.
297
00:12:20,389 --> 00:12:21,720
See you there.
298
00:12:24,893 --> 00:12:26,383
Yello, Margo?
299
00:12:26,428 --> 00:12:28,089
Uh-huh. Peggy Hill here.
300
00:12:28,130 --> 00:12:31,031
Yeah, the Peggy Hill
you said wasn't an artist.
301
00:12:31,066 --> 00:12:33,364
Listen, I just wanted
to let you know
302
00:12:33,402 --> 00:12:36,735
that she is having a special
gallery show in Dallas.
303
00:12:36,772 --> 00:12:37,898
Mm-hmm.
304
00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:39,305
That's right.
305
00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:41,206
And I can get you in
because you are lucky enough
306
00:12:41,243 --> 00:12:44,076
to know the artist.
307
00:12:44,112 --> 00:12:47,275
My God, art is fulfilling.
308
00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:57,659
Well, I don't know a lot
about artists,
309
00:12:57,693 --> 00:12:59,126
but you sure are
the prettiest one
310
00:12:59,161 --> 00:13:00,526
I've ever seen.
311
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:02,052
MARGO:
Peggy!
312
00:13:02,097 --> 00:13:03,223
Margo.
313
00:13:03,265 --> 00:13:04,391
You came.
314
00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:06,367
I'm impressed,
Peggy.
315
00:13:06,401 --> 00:13:07,800
But between us girls,
316
00:13:07,836 --> 00:13:10,168
I had a feeling your
stuff was good.
317
00:13:10,205 --> 00:13:11,900
Why didn't I
trust myself?
318
00:13:11,940 --> 00:13:13,840
Uh, water under the bridge.
319
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:15,810
Care to enter
with the artist?
320
00:13:16,778 --> 00:13:17,608
Bobby?
321
00:13:29,791 --> 00:13:30,985
Amazing. She's
a genius.
322
00:13:31,026 --> 00:13:32,288
Oh, look at this.
323
00:13:32,327 --> 00:13:34,488
I find the only real art comes
from people
324
00:13:34,530 --> 00:13:36,828
who have no self-awareness,
the outsiders
325
00:13:36,865 --> 00:13:39,390
who hover on the
fringes of society.
326
00:13:39,434 --> 00:13:42,733
Oh, there's our
guest of honor!
327
00:13:42,771 --> 00:13:46,104
(applause)
328
00:13:46,141 --> 00:13:47,631
(glass tinkling)
329
00:13:47,676 --> 00:13:49,974
What an evening, friends.
330
00:13:50,012 --> 00:13:51,980
What a special evening
331
00:13:52,014 --> 00:13:53,845
for art.
332
00:13:53,882 --> 00:13:55,873
You don't discover a Peggy Hill
every day.
333
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,579
It's a rare privilege.
334
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,211
But then it happens.
335
00:13:59,254 --> 00:14:01,415
You find someone
the art world has ignored.
336
00:14:01,456 --> 00:14:02,582
(applause)
337
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,421
Here is someone
338
00:14:04,459 --> 00:14:06,825
who despite having
no formal education
339
00:14:06,862 --> 00:14:08,489
has been able to touch us.
340
00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:11,294
Her mind lacks the fine tools
of the academy,
341
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:14,666
but she hacks and bludgeons
with the blunt instruments
342
00:14:14,703 --> 00:14:17,501
of her unspoiled
childlike spirit.
343
00:14:17,539 --> 00:14:20,337
Since that day she came down
from the mountains
344
00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:23,173
and became the child bride
of a simple laborer,
345
00:14:23,211 --> 00:14:26,612
she has been looking for a way
to express her anger
346
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:28,980
at the world passing her by.
347
00:14:29,017 --> 00:14:31,952
She is angry,
she is practically illiterate,
348
00:14:31,987 --> 00:14:33,454
but like a
wounded animal
349
00:14:33,488 --> 00:14:35,854
crying out,
she makes herself heard.
350
00:14:35,891 --> 00:14:38,689
Bless you, Peggy,
for letting us hear you.
351
00:14:38,727 --> 00:14:40,991
(applause)
352
00:14:42,731 --> 00:14:44,460
PEGGY:
What?!
353
00:14:44,499 --> 00:14:46,763
"I ain't got no learning"?!
354
00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:48,929
Oh, God, Hank.
355
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,529
Of course,
356
00:14:50,572 --> 00:14:52,005
we are here
357
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,167
to honor another exciting
new voice of outsider art,
358
00:14:54,209 --> 00:14:55,836
the only artist I've worked with
359
00:14:55,877 --> 00:14:57,708
who can be called
Peggy Hill's peer,
360
00:14:57,746 --> 00:15:00,214
Jimmy Wichard.
361
00:15:00,248 --> 00:15:02,876
Hey, Peggy!
362
00:15:02,918 --> 00:15:04,818
Now it all
makes sense.
363
00:15:04,853 --> 00:15:06,878
Peggy, you are
an inspiration
364
00:15:06,922 --> 00:15:09,516
to inbred
morons everywhere.
365
00:15:19,301 --> 00:15:21,292
I love your work.
366
00:15:22,938 --> 00:15:25,202
I was wondering,
do you feel sad sometimes,
367
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,003
like your heart
has a tummy ache?
368
00:15:27,042 --> 00:15:29,636
Oh, Hank, let's
get out of here.
369
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:31,771
I'll get Bobby.
370
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,277
Jazz,
371
00:15:39,321 --> 00:15:40,447
how could you?
372
00:15:40,489 --> 00:15:42,252
"I ain't got no learning"?
373
00:15:42,290 --> 00:15:43,655
(laughs)
374
00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:45,751
You did say you didn't have
any formal training,
375
00:15:45,794 --> 00:15:47,455
Montana, high school
sweetheart...
376
00:15:47,496 --> 00:15:50,090
Look, I just spiced everything
up a little.
377
00:15:50,132 --> 00:15:51,497
Oh, God.
378
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:54,263
So people weren't buying probots
because they liked them?
379
00:15:54,302 --> 00:15:56,497
They were buying them
because they thought
380
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:58,472
I was some kind
of inbred hillbilly?
381
00:15:58,507 --> 00:15:59,633
Of course.
382
00:15:59,675 --> 00:16:00,903
(chuckles)
383
00:16:00,942 --> 00:16:02,409
Let's face it...
384
00:16:02,444 --> 00:16:04,435
middle-class hausfrau stacks
a bunch of propane tanks?
385
00:16:04,479 --> 00:16:05,878
Even I'm falling asleep!
386
00:16:05,914 --> 00:16:07,381
But say it's made
387
00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:10,476
by someone straight out
of Deliverance and kaching!
388
00:16:15,957 --> 00:16:18,152
Hey, you make
guys, too?
389
00:16:18,193 --> 00:16:19,421
I make guys.
390
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:21,688
Don't copy my guys!
391
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:23,959
No. You got to shake it!
392
00:16:23,999 --> 00:16:25,899
The art don't work
if you don't shake it.
393
00:16:32,441 --> 00:16:35,205
And how's the robot game
treating you?
394
00:16:39,114 --> 00:16:43,073
So, uh, you know, I
bet a lot of artists
395
00:16:43,118 --> 00:16:45,416
had people thinking
they were all kinds of stuff
396
00:16:45,454 --> 00:16:46,944
before they got famous.
397
00:16:46,988 --> 00:16:49,980
Did you see this letter
from the zoning board?
398
00:16:50,025 --> 00:16:51,083
"Dear Mrs. Hill,
399
00:16:51,126 --> 00:16:52,957
"Though the board
understands
400
00:16:52,994 --> 00:16:55,087
"you overcame a
lot in your life,
401
00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:56,188
"angry hillbilly
402
00:16:56,231 --> 00:16:58,199
"is not the
face of Arlen
403
00:16:58,233 --> 00:17:00,428
"we want to
metal debris promptly."
404
00:17:00,469 --> 00:17:01,663
And look
405
00:17:01,703 --> 00:17:02,670
at the size of
this typeface!
406
00:17:02,704 --> 00:17:04,604
This typeface!
407
00:17:04,639 --> 00:17:07,199
That's, uh, pretty big.
408
00:17:10,879 --> 00:17:12,210
It was a great show, Jimmy.
409
00:17:12,247 --> 00:17:13,771
You're going
to be a rich artist.
410
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:16,283
Hey, what happened
to the stuff I made?
411
00:17:16,318 --> 00:17:17,444
Your art, Jimmy?
412
00:17:17,486 --> 00:17:18,544
We sold it.
413
00:17:18,587 --> 00:17:20,020
You sold the stuff I made?
414
00:17:20,055 --> 00:17:22,023
I want it back!
Give me it!
415
00:17:22,057 --> 00:17:23,217
No. Remember?
416
00:17:23,258 --> 00:17:24,850
We sell it, I give you money.
417
00:17:24,893 --> 00:17:26,861
I can't make new stuff
out of money!
418
00:17:26,895 --> 00:17:28,863
Give me cans! I want cans!
419
00:17:28,897 --> 00:17:30,023
The good ones!
420
00:17:30,065 --> 00:17:31,692
Yeah, the... the smash 'ems!
421
00:17:31,733 --> 00:17:33,394
So, you don't want money.
422
00:17:33,435 --> 00:17:35,130
You want cans.
423
00:17:35,170 --> 00:17:36,296
Duh!
424
00:17:36,338 --> 00:17:37,828
You're the boss, Jimmy.
425
00:17:37,873 --> 00:17:39,932
I'm the boss!
426
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,270
Stay angry, Jimmy!
427
00:17:43,311 --> 00:17:44,471
Oh, hey, Mr. Hill.
428
00:17:44,513 --> 00:17:45,878
Don't give me that.
429
00:17:45,914 --> 00:17:48,382
You made a
laughingstock
out of my wife.
430
00:17:48,416 --> 00:17:49,713
And you want what?
431
00:17:49,751 --> 00:17:52,276
I want you to sell
some of her art for real,
432
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,651
without all the lies.
433
00:17:53,688 --> 00:17:54,848
I sympathize with you.
434
00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:56,016
Honest injun.
435
00:17:56,057 --> 00:17:57,388
But it isn't going to happen.
436
00:17:57,425 --> 00:17:58,619
Says who?
437
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,218
It's good art, I tell you what.
438
00:18:00,262 --> 00:18:02,560
And they liked it before,
they'll like it now!
439
00:18:02,597 --> 00:18:03,859
Look, I can see
440
00:18:03,899 --> 00:18:05,958
the inbred hillbilly thing
is really bothering you,
441
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,093
so I'll make you a deal...
442
00:18:07,135 --> 00:18:08,159
I'll say she's insane.
443
00:18:08,203 --> 00:18:09,727
But it's got
to be criminally insane,
444
00:18:09,771 --> 00:18:10,738
or we've got nothing.
445
00:18:10,772 --> 00:18:12,239
No! That's it, Mister.
446
00:18:12,274 --> 00:18:14,572
You just sold
your last probot.
447
00:18:16,378 --> 00:18:17,606
How about syphilitic?
448
00:18:17,646 --> 00:18:18,806
Hook hands?
449
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:20,576
Transgender?
450
00:18:30,725 --> 00:18:32,693
Oops.
451
00:18:34,296 --> 00:18:35,820
Oops.
452
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:39,830
Oops.
My beer!
453
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:42,666
Dale, you did that on purpose!
454
00:18:44,172 --> 00:18:48,040
Mihn, I'm taking your roses!
455
00:18:48,076 --> 00:18:50,169
(speaking Laotian)
456
00:18:56,384 --> 00:18:58,079
Soft shells!
457
00:18:58,119 --> 00:19:00,110
Cower before me!
458
00:19:00,155 --> 00:19:01,281
(metal clanking)
459
00:19:01,323 --> 00:19:02,722
BILL:
It ends now, Dale.
460
00:19:04,359 --> 00:19:07,760
You can't kick Rainey Street
around anymore!
461
00:19:07,796 --> 00:19:10,560
Oh, sweet, sweet,
462
00:19:10,599 --> 00:19:13,363
stupid, Bill.
463
00:19:13,401 --> 00:19:14,993
(silly groan)
464
00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:21,838
(silly groan)
465
00:19:21,877 --> 00:19:23,936
(loud gasp)
466
00:19:23,979 --> 00:19:25,139
(silly groan)
467
00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:28,149
(loud hacking coughs)
468
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,119
(breathing heavily)
469
00:19:38,159 --> 00:19:40,559
Bill, roll me over
so I can kick your ass.
470
00:19:40,595 --> 00:19:43,826
Actually, just
move your ass closer.
471
00:19:43,865 --> 00:19:46,698
Mihn, I believe this is yours.
472
00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,637
Hank!
473
00:19:59,681 --> 00:20:01,979
How could you bring
that thing here?
474
00:20:02,017 --> 00:20:03,882
I didn't want
to see it torn down.
475
00:20:03,919 --> 00:20:05,284
I thought, I don't know,
476
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,652
we could put it up
in the yard somewhere.
477
00:20:07,689 --> 00:20:09,054
I want it dead, Hank.
478
00:20:09,090 --> 00:20:12,582
I can't stand it laughing at me,
telling me he's not art,
479
00:20:12,627 --> 00:20:14,254
just a bunch of stupid tanks.
480
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:15,490
(sighs)
481
00:20:15,530 --> 00:20:17,122
Why don't you sleep
on that, Peggy.
482
00:20:17,165 --> 00:20:19,793
Besides, I don't
have the right tools
here, and I just...
483
00:20:19,834 --> 00:20:21,461
I want it dead now, Hank!
484
00:20:21,503 --> 00:20:23,471
I need those tools!
485
00:20:23,505 --> 00:20:25,132
Where are the tools?
486
00:20:25,173 --> 00:20:26,140
(sighs)
487
00:20:26,174 --> 00:20:27,163
Strickland.
488
00:20:29,044 --> 00:20:30,204
No, Hank.
489
00:20:30,245 --> 00:20:32,076
Let me do it.
490
00:20:33,882 --> 00:20:35,713
That's right, metalhead.
491
00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:37,741
This is personal.
492
00:20:39,254 --> 00:20:41,688
All right,
you're making another one!
493
00:20:41,723 --> 00:20:44,089
Hey, honey,
they're building another probot!
494
00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:45,820
So you like it?
495
00:20:45,860 --> 00:20:49,421
Yeah. Every time I drove by it,
it made me feel...
496
00:20:49,464 --> 00:20:51,455
optimistic.
497
00:20:51,499 --> 00:20:53,797
Real? Well, that's
what I was going for!
498
00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:55,894
Hey, we're not exactly
the art types,
499
00:20:55,937 --> 00:20:57,165
but do you think
500
00:20:57,205 --> 00:20:59,765
you could make us
a little probot for our lawn?
501
00:20:59,808 --> 00:21:01,400
Oh, yeah, that'd be great.
502
00:21:01,443 --> 00:21:02,637
You make
them to order?
503
00:21:02,677 --> 00:21:04,042
You think you
could do one
504
00:21:04,079 --> 00:21:06,138
holding a pool cue
for my rumpus room?
505
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,341
Well, sure.
506
00:21:07,382 --> 00:21:09,213
How' bout holding
an American flag?
507
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:11,150
Yeah, well, hold on, hold on.
508
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:12,949
I need to write it all down.
509
00:21:12,988 --> 00:21:15,047
Yeah, uh, one at
a time, please,
510
00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:18,787
you know, so the
artist can hear you.
511
00:21:23,932 --> 00:21:29,369
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00:22:00,969 --> 00:22:03,563
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