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Do you guys know where I'm going?

Home, right?

Yes. All right, that's cool. Yeah, that works.

Where's home?

Yeah, where exactly is home? It's where the heart is. Granville?

Where? Granville.

Granville. That's all I know.

All right, you just moved down here from Canada, eh?

Yeah,

okay. Yeah, we can do that. We can handle that.

Canada?

All right, well, the air conditioning's running, so it's all right.

Have you ever been with a Mountie?

No.

I bet you're wondering about this video.

Yeah, that's right.

See, in America, all we do is watch reality TV because we've lost all

creativity.

So what is this for?

It's like a little documentary I'm doing for school, one of my classes.

That's okay.

Yeah, no, it's fine.

So what are you going to do for the ride home?

I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding.

Seriously, but really, what are you going to do for the ride?

What do you have in mind?

What do you have in mind?

Lunch, maybe?

You're going to buy us lunch?

You're going to buy us lunch?

No, I don't... We had lunch.

We had lunch.

Well,

you know, maybe we could make an arrangement.

Just a tip.

No, just a tip. No, blowjob. Come on.

Just suck her dick.

A little bit. Do I suck your dick?

Well, not to just strangers.

I'm not a stranger.

I'll tell you what. Look, you're going to blow us.

Bye -bye.

Well, I'm sorry. I don't want to suck your dick.

Fine. See you later.

So the door's right there. The door's right there, babe.

Okay. Oh, it's moving again.

Hey. Pull over. Pull over. She wants to get out. She's no fun. She doesn't want

to be a star on TV.

You don't want to be a star on American TV. Take your bag, babe. Take your bag.

Take your bag and go.

Enjoy the hot 100 degree weather.

There's traffic there. If you leave, you're not going to become a star.

Well, is this going to be on TV?

It sure is.

Absolutely.

You know how all America is is reality shows?

Hey, sweetie.

You came down from Canada, obviously for a reason.

Randall's where? Hollywood?

You ever watch the shows like, you know, all the shows on?

You don't think they really have sex, all those girls, like on the bat sort of

thing and all that shit?

Baby, that's real. That's how they become stars in America.

Right, sweetie?

And you want to be a star, don't you?

I've been thinking about it, yeah.

It's hot out there, sweetie.

It's really hot out. It's hot out.

Look, take off your shirt if you don't mind. Cool down.

Well, I can do that. I don't mind taking off my shirt. Yeah, it's hot.

I'll take mine off. Yeah, I'll take your shirt off.

There we go.

Isn't that better?

I'm cooler already.

Damn, that's awesome.

Oh, yeah.

Baby,

turn around. Show me your titties. Yeah.

Pick up the clothes for me. Do it for the camera, hon.

Oh, yeah.

Do it for the gipper. Show me your pussy. Wow.

Oh, wow.

He's getting a little friendly.

Good job.

Spread your pussy this way. I want to see your pussy.

Show me your pussy, dude.

Sit on the ground. Spread your pussy.

Start sticking, all right?

Yeah.

Yeah, I got her. I need her face.

How about that?

There you go. Find the lens. There you go.

Yeah, you got her.

Almost there.

He's a good Canadian whore.

You know you had it in you?

You know how you had it in you to fuck all these guys like this?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it was nice and air -conditioned in here. Sort of.

You're a fun -loving girl.

Oh, okay.

Don't you recognize it? Yeah.

There you go.

Okie dokie. Thanks a lot.

All right. Bye -bye.

Bye.

There it is.

Woo!

That was nice.

Yeah!

Hey, guys.

Thanks for running away, Paul.

We're already in Hollywood. Let's go find a little runaway.