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[Soul On Radio, Indistinct]
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[ Moans]
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Oh, God.
Oh, God, Greg, wake up.
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- What?
- We fell asleep.
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- I know. You were wonderful.
- [ Shuts Off]
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No, I wasn't.
Neitherwereyou.
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We fell asleep in the middle.
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We what?
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Well, not the "middle" middle,
the beginning middle.
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Eitherway,
itwas way ahead ofschedule.
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Wow. So I dreamt all that other stuff?
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I think I'm gonna cry.
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Dharma, it's okay.
Wewere tired.
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Oh, Greg, we're so married.
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Doyou wanna try again?
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Yes! We have to finish!
Come on! Chop, chop!
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I can't just pick up
where we left off.
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- I have to start from the beginning.
- Where areyou going?
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- Brush my teeth.
- [ Groaning ]
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Rememberwhen we were first married,
and it didn't matter? We didn't care?
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Okay, well,
you were already on yourway.
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[ Snores ]
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You know, we're-we're fine.
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- Of course we're fine.
- We're fine.
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We are Mr. and Mrs. Fine.
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I mean, I taught
three yoga classes yesterday.
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I was taking depositions till 1 0:00.
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- So we're tired. So we fell asleep.
- During sex.
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During sex.
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Lobby ofthe Transamerica Building,
noon yesterday. Bye.
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She took our duck.
Why did she take our duck?
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Um, it's just a little game we play.
Used to play.
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What kind of game?
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It's really kind of silly actually.
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Whoever has sex in the weirdest place
gets to keep the duck.
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So how did we get the duck?
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Remember that time we did it
in the trolley car?
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Wait a minute. We-
We did that to get a duck?
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No!
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No. We did it 'cause we were newlyweds
and we were madly-
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Yeah.
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Nowyourvictory lap makes sense.
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- Areyou mad at me?
- I don't know. I sure wasn't at the time.
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Don't worry.
It'll never happen again.
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I mean, 'cause nowJane's got the duck.
And she should, you know...
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because she's young, she's single.
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We're married, you know. I mean,
our relationship is way more mature.
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I mean, we are more...
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mature.
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Go put on something with snaps orVelcro.
We got work to do.
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What areyou talking about?
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We're gettin' that duck back!
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Yes! You are the man, Montgomery!
You are the man!
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[ Whooping, Squealing ]
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[Man ]
U.S. attorney, huh?
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Yep. He knows Janet Reno.
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Son of a gun.
Hey, Lou...
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have we ever caught a U.S. attorney
making whoopee on the BART before?
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- Don't think so.
- Hey, listen.
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Could I get a Polaroid ofyou guys?
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We kind ofhave this
"wackiest collar" contest going.
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Sure. Smile, honey.
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This could beat
the streaking rabbi.
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- There they are.
- Aw, geez. Areyou kids okay?
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- Sure, yeah.
- Didn't I teach ya to always make a run for it?
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We tried, Larry, but, um...
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Greg tripped on his pants,
didn't ya, honey?
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Well, don't worry, baby. We'll getyou
outta here. We'd like to post bail, please.
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Sure.Just fill this out.
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Wait a minute. Mel?
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Officer Mel?
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Abby? Abby O'Neil?
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Yeah! Oh, my God!
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Look, Larry, it's Officer Mel!
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Mel, you old pig!
How the hell areya?
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Freaky Finkelstein!
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- Oh, man. Dharma, doyou remember Officer Mel?
- [Mel] Oh, no, no.
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She's not gonna remember me.
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You were breast-feeding her
the last time I arrested you guys.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Hey, was it the antinuke thing?
- No.
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It was the pro-breast-feeding thing.
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- That's right.
- Yeah.
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I held you all the way to the station
afterwe cuffed your mom.
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Isn't that sweet, honey?
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You know that little card you have
with your baby fingerprints on it?
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Mel did that!
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I love that thing, Mel.
Thankyou.
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Hey, listen, I didn't know
this was your daughter.
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Give me that back.
Your bail is no good here.
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Oh, my-
Aw, Mel.
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- Thanks.
- Thanks, man.
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- Okay, we're outta here, kids.
- Okay.
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Well, thanks for everything.
We'll seeya later.
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- Greg, say good-bye.
- Bye.
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Hey, listen, listen.
You guys don't have to get arrested...
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to stop in and say hello, you know.
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We'll call ya next week.
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91 1. Easy to remember.
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What ifwe had sex
at Fisherman's Wharf?
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Fisherman's Wharf.
Let's see.
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Yeah. The police patrols
are 1 8 minutes apart.
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Eighteen minutes.
I don't know ifthat's, uh, enough time.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Save it for
your letter to Penthouse, buddy.
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- Hey.
- Hey. What's goin'on?
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- We're gettin' that duck back.
- Really? I thought you gave up on that idea.
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No, I, uh, gave up getting arrested.
Here, check this out.
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Yeah, this is
a highly classified database...
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ofthe San Francisco
Police Department.
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Really? How'd you get it?
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It was on the Internet.
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What about, uh, Haight-Ashbury?
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Nope. Won't get us the duck back.
Jane's done it there.
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- Alcatraz?
-Jane.
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- Golden Gate Bridge?
- Twice. Second time, she kept a guy from jumping.
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You know, there's something
I really like about thatJane...
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but I can't quite
put my finger on it.
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Wait a minute. How did wewin the duck
on a lousytrolley car?
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She spotted me 1 00 points
'cause itwas you.
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Well, how about that? Your sex handicap's
higherthan your golfhandicap.
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Hey, honey, how about we do it right in
the middle ofyour golf course next Sunday?
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Oh, gee, honey,
I was kind ofhopin' to play next Sunday.
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Okay. Hey, how about
where you work?
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Jane.
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Oh, sorry. I was just fantasizing
for a second there.
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I'm talkin' right in front ofthe courthouse
on the steps to the main entrance.
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Ooh, I like it.
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It's bold, it's daring,
it's risky.
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So we'll do it at, like, what,
4:00 in the morning?
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- It's against the rules.
- There are rules?
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Yeah. The duck can't be won
between midnight and 8:00 a.m.
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It wouldn't be bold, it wouldn't
be daring, itwouldn't be risky.
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Okay. So tryto find someplace
thatwould work tomorrow night...
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say 9:00, 1 0:00.
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Wait a minute. Aren'tyou gonna
watch the last episode of Seinfield?
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Oh, yeah. Forget that.
Friday night.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hang on. Not so fast.
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Dharma, I wanna get the duck back
as much as you do...
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but everybody in the country is gonna
be watching the last episode of Seinfield.
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- Exactly.
- Oh!
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So you're saying-
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Butter up your zipper,
'cause tomorrow, we ride.
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Hot and Heavy, come in.
This is Emission Control. Over.
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Pete, it was funny the first
hundred times. Now it's over. Over.
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- Are you in launch position? Over.
- Uh, we're still en route.
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Man, is it eerie out here.
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There's not a soul in sight,
and the show hasn't even started yet.
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Over.
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I'll keep an eye on it forya,
tell you when they go to commercial...
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or a boring part
with George's parents.
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- Over.
- [Phone Ringing]
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Hey, your phone's ringin'.
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- Hello?
- Pete, why don't we just use the phone?
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'Cause we got walkie-talkies.
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Tell her it's a guy thing. Over.
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Roger on the guy thing. Over.
Dharma, it's a guy thing.
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Okay, I get it.
Over and out.
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Dharma, you don't say
"over and out" on the phone.
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[ Scoffs ]
Girls.
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Copy.
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- Hey, where's Dharma?
- She's out. They're both out.
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- So what are you doin' here?
- I'm just watchin' the last episode of Seinfield.
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Uh-huh. What's the walkie-talkie for?
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- It's a dog toy.
- [ Greg ] We're at the steps ofthe courthouse.
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Let us know when it's safe
to commence foreplay.
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Copy on the foreplay. Out.
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They're going for the duck.
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They're using Seinfield as cover,
and you're helping 'em.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Who are you callin'?
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I'm not giving up the duck that easy.
I'm putting a stop to this.
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I can't letyou do that.
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Yes, you can.
'Cause as soon as I'm offthe phone...
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I seduceyou over to my side.
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Okay.
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[ Toys Squeaking ]
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It's five after 9:00.
Should we just go?
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- No. We're supposed to wait for Pete's signal.
- Well, where is he?
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Emission Control, this is Hot and Heavy.
Come in.
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Hello, Pete?
Come in. Pete?
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[Audience LaughterOn TV]
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Hello, Pete? Come in.
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Touch it, and the fun is over.
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Okay. But how exactly
is this seducing me?
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You know you love it.
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Pete, come in.
Breaker, breaker?
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Something's wrong.
Maybe we should bail.
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Greg, the streets are still empty.
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- What about the cops?
- The cops are all watching Seinfield.
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Come on. Let's go.
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Can you believe this?
This whole city is inside watching TV.
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I know.
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Hey, San Francisco!
Must see this!
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Dharma.
Dharma, let's not push our luck.
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- I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.
- Come on.
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- Isn't this so cool?
- I know.
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I thinkwe're gonna
get awaywith it.
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[ Theme ]
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[ Laughing ]
Oh, that Kramer.
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Oh, man, thatwas close.
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- Areyou okay?
- I don't know ifl can do this, Dharma.
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Okay, listen to me, Greg.
Imagine that we are on a desert island...
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Iaying on the beach making love...
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while the waves crash over
our naked bodies.
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Are we wearing sunscreen?
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Come on.
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Montgomery.
What areyou doin' out here?
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- Uh,just, um, trying out our new pool raft.
- [ Forced Chuckle ]
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- Why don'tyou try it out in your pool?
- Don't have one.
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- Yet.
- Yet.
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If-Ifwe like the raft,
we're gonna get the pool.
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Uh-huh. Areyou okay?
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- We're fine.
- Mr. and Mrs. Fine.
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Don't worry about us. You don't
wanna be late to watch Seinfield.
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Yeah, right. Mywhole family's
sitting home watching Seinfield.
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- He's a nice guy. How do you know him?
- He's my new boss.
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Harder.
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We're gonna do
the regular stufftoo, right?
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[Kitty] Edward,you don't have
to put moneyin the meter.
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- It's after 6:00.
- [Edward] Well, bettersafie than sorry..
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What the hell
are my parents doing here?
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Jane probably called them.
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- Why?
- Okay, see, it's called duck-blocking.
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- And you're totally allowed-
- Will you come on!
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But I don't understand.
What exactly did the reportersaytoyou?
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Well, she said that Greg
was going to hold...
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an emergency press conference
on the steps of the courthouse.
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Obviously, it was a prank call.
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- Well, who would have done such a thing?
- Probably Dingdong Dharma.
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Did she just call me "Dingdong"?
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- Dharma, I thinkwe have bigger problems.
- Oh, sure.
232
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She didn't call you "Dingdong."
233
00:14:14,653 --> 00:14:18,282
- You remember the first time we came here?
- What areyou talking about?
234
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:21,554
We went into that building across
the street to get our marriage license.
235
00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:25,927
Then we came back over here
and we shared a hot pretzel.
236
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:29,456
[ Laughing ]
I can't believeyou remember that.
237
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,901
It was one of
the best days of my life.
238
00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:36,634
Edward, that is the sweetest thing
you have ever said to me.
239
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:40,741
Oh, you.
240
00:14:40,812 --> 00:14:43,110
Oh, Edward.
241
00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:52,587
That is so cute.
Your parents are totally mashing.
242
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:57,362
Oh!
243
00:14:57,429 --> 00:14:59,863
- Kitty. Kitty-
- Don't worry. There's nobody about.
244
00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:05,700
Everyone's home watching that show
about the Jewish fellow.
245
00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:07,705
[Edward]
Yes, but-
246
00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:09,707
- [Kitty] Uh, uh, uh, uh.
- But-But-
247
00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:11,709
Remember, the best way
to spice upyour marriage...
248
00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:13,711
is to do it someplace
where you can get caught.
249
00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:16,373
That's what Dingdong always says.
250
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:18,814
Okay, that ti me,
I defi nitely heard " Di ngdong."
251
00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:21,580
Well, if I could ever look her
in the eye again, I'll yell at her.
252
00:15:21,653 --> 00:15:24,679
- Now, we gotta get outta here!
- I don't thinkwe can without them seeing us.
253
00:15:24,756 --> 00:15:30,194
So I'm supposed to just sit here
while my parents are- I can't even say it.
254
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:33,288
[Kitty]
Oh, my. What do we have here?
255
00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:40,862
Fourth Amendment: search and seizure.
Fifth Amendment: self incrimination.
256
00:15:40,939 --> 00:15:43,499
You know what? I'm gonna
forgive your mother for the name-calling...
257
00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:47,773
'cause what they're doing right now
is so good for their marriage.
258
00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:49,814
Sixth Amendment: speedy trial.
Seventh Amendment-
259
00:15:49,881 --> 00:15:52,577
[Edward]
Oh, me like.
260
00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:55,347
That's it.
We're gettin' outta here.
261
00:15:56,989 --> 00:16:00,186
[Kitty]
Oh, captain, my captain.
262
00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:07,164
Well, there's still a halfhour left
of Seinfield. Where do you wanna go?
263
00:16:07,232 --> 00:16:10,201
All-night therapist.
264
00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:13,033
Come on, Greg. Stop jokin' around.
We're running out oftime.
265
00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:16,973
I don't think I can do this, Dharma.
I'm seriously traumatized.
266
00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:19,442
Fine.
We'll just go home, I guess.
267
00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:22,071
- Thankyou.
- [ Sighs ]
268
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:26,481
I mean, you know, your parents have
a better sex life than ours. So what?
269
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:31,953
- Ghirardelli Square. And I know whatyou're doing.
- Still worked.
270
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:34,788
- Dharma!
- [ Tires Screeching ]
271
00:16:46,905 --> 00:16:49,635
This isn't leadin' to sex at all, is it?
272
00:16:52,744 --> 00:16:55,440
You never know.
273
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:59,041
[ Phone Ringing ]
274
00:16:59,117 --> 00:17:04,180
That Kramer. How does he get himself
in situations like that?
275
00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:06,190
Hello?
276
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:09,125
[ Dharma ]
Excellent gambitwith Greg's parents.
277
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:13,358
Thankyou. I was hoping
you'd recognize my evil genius.
278
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:17,334
Nevertheless, we escaped, and your
insidious plan has been thwarted.
279
00:17:17,402 --> 00:17:20,132
- Dharma, why areyou talking
likeyou're in a bad spy movie?
- It's part ofthe rules.
280
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,366
- Oh.
- [Jane ] Thwarted?
281
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:27,140
- I don't think so. You've been duck-blocked.
-Au contraire.
282
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:30,375
We're going to do it in the middle
ofGhirardelli Square.
283
00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:34,749
- "Duckmate!"
- Dharma, why did you tell herwhere we're going?
284
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:37,516
Don't worry.
She'll think I'm lying.
285
00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:40,114
Right now, she's probably on herway
to the Golden Gate Bridge.
286
00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:43,650
[ Sinister Laugh ]
287
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,857
- They're going to Ghirardelli Square.
- What makes you think that?
288
00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:49,526
She told me.
Seeya, smoothie.
289
00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:52,229
Hey, wait a minute.
We're not done here.
290
00:17:52,304 --> 00:17:53,931
You got the otherleg.
291
00:17:54,005 --> 00:17:56,030
And sex.
292
00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:09,352
I guess I got the rest
of my night planned.
293
00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:20,159
- That Kramer.
- Greg, we only have 1 5 minutes!
294
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:24,565
Where do they come up with this stuff?
295
00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:28,470
- Come on!
- [Theme On TV]
296
00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:39,241
Well, let's get to it.
297
00:18:39,317 --> 00:18:41,615
That's enough foreplay for me.
298
00:18:47,325 --> 00:18:49,623
[Dharma Giggling]
299
00:19:04,876 --> 00:19:07,037
Oh, there's Greg and Dharma.
300
00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:11,882
- [ Greg] Done!
- [Dharma ] Done?
301
00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:14,077
Nobodysaid it had to be good.
302
00:19:16,254 --> 00:19:20,657
You're right. We did it.
We did it really bad, but we did it!
303
00:19:20,725 --> 00:19:24,923
Come on. Let's get dressed.
Hey, where are the raincoats?
304
00:19:24,996 --> 00:19:27,658
They were right here-
305
00:19:27,732 --> 00:19:32,226
Damn you,Jane!
306
00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:54,692
- She took the car!
- Yeah, but she left the duck.
307
00:19:54,759 --> 00:19:57,660
We don't have keys to the duck.
Keep running!
308
00:19:57,729 --> 00:19:59,720
[ Screams ]
309
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:10,907
Hey! Small world.
310
00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:14,173
- Oh, kill me.
- Kill me first.
311
00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:17,044
Hey, you know what, Kitty?
Greg and I worked really hard...
312
00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:19,379
but I thinkyou guys deserve this.
313
00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:21,510
- What is it?
- It's a duck.
314
00:20:21,586 --> 00:20:23,417
That's not a duck.
It's a goose.
315
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:29,393
Yes. But, captain, my captain,
goose does not rhyme.
316
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:53,317
It's 4 to 6 Foot!
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