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Thanks, Marcy.
Now in some parts ofthe country...
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spring arrives with the first tulips
or the first robin...
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but here in San Francisco,
we know it's springtime...
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when an anonymous young woman...
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performs her ritual
rooftop dance to the spring...
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naked as the proverbial jaybird.
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- Dharma, you gotta see this.
- My favorite story ofthe year, Marcy.
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Mine too, Ted.
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Now let's go to Chopper Dan,
our Eye in the Sky.
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- Dan, any sign of our goddess of spring?
- [ Man ] Notyet, Ted...
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butyou can bet I'll be here
till I run out offuel.
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- [HelicopterOutside ]
- Hey, Dharma, check it out.
They're in our neighborhood.
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Tape iffor me, honey.
I'll be right back.
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- [HelicopterOverhead]
- I celebrate nature's awakening...
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from herwinter slumber.
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This is my dance to the spring.
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Dharma!
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[ Ted ]
My God. I love this job.
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Okay. Now-
[ Groans ]
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Remember from lastyear...
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this looks like outside...
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but it isn't outside.
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- [Knocking]
- It's open.
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Oh, Dharma, your elevator is out of order...
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and there's... grass in your apartment.
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- Long explanation or short?
- Short.
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- It's spring.
- Long.
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Uh, every spring
I put a lawn in my apartment.
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- Longer.
- Okay. Well, when I was seven, I had this-
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Long enough.
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All right, let's see the dress thatyou-
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- Thatyou got for the spring ball.
- Right there.
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Oh. Well, actually, it's rather nice.
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- Butyou just had to come over
and check anyway, huh?
- Well-
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You probably thought I was gonna show up
in a coconut bra and hula skirt, huh?
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Crossed my mind.
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Crossed my mind too.
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Oh! It's a worm.
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Oh, no.
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So, did you see me dancing
on the news this morning?
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Oh, God. It was you.
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Yeah. Hey, did you tape it?
'Cause Greg kind offroze up.
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No, no. I didn't.
Dharma, I-I realize this is a silly question...
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butyou will keep that on
at the country club, won'tyou?
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That's not a silly question.
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No, I only dance naked to celebrate
theyearly renewal of our mother earth.
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Uh-huh. And that's done with now?
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Oh, yeah. Nothing left
to do now but to make...
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hot monkey love toyour son
on my living room lawn.
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- I am great sport foryou, aren't I?
- Yes, you are fun.
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So, uh, what doyou do
at this spring fling?
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Oh, the usual- Cocktails, dining...
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and the annual ballroom dance contest.
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Soyou just chow down, liquor up...
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and just boogie-oogie-oogie
till you just can't boogie no more.
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As a matter offact, that's what
the engraved invitation read.
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- I will seeyou there, dear.
- Oh, wait a second.
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I've never been in a dance contest.
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- How do we enter?
- You don't.
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- Why not?
- Because I said so.
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Longer.
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Well, ballroom dancing, Dharma...
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requires discipline
and years oftraining.
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- It's something you simply
haven't been exposed to.
- Wait a minute now.
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- How hard could it be?
- Well, it- No, I don't want to-
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- Dharma, don't!
- Oh!
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Aren'tyou glad
Iput grass on myfloor?
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Elevator's out again.
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Elevator's out again.
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Okay.
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Dharma, why is there grass
in the apartment?
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Because it's spring.
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Hey, I wanna talk to you
about this ballroom dance contest.
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- There's grass on the floor.
- Yeah. How come we're
not gonna enter the contest?
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I didn't think it was
your kind ofthing.
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Dharma, all over the floor
in our apartment, there's, uh, grass.
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Yeah, I know. I put it there.
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Come on, let's enter. It'll be fun.
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Oh, Dharma, I've been
in this contest before.
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It's really competitive.
It's not fun at all.
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Well, that's just 'cause
you've never entered with me.
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It's under the sofa.
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Don't change the subject.
Now, come on. Dance with me.
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- What doyou think?
- Can I play golf on it?
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The contest. Focus.
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Oh, sure. Why not?
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Oh, good. Thankyou.
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[ Humming ]
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- Yeah.
- Whoa!
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God,you're worse thanyourmother.
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Okay, first thing I'm gonna teach you
is a very basic cha-cha.
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Oh, I know cha-cha.
I know cha-cha.
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One, two, cha, cha, cha.
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Boom, chaka-laka-laka.
Boom, chaka-laka-laka.
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Three, four, cha, cha, cha.
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Boom, chaka-laka-laka.
Boom, chaka-laka-laka.
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Boom, boom, boom, chaka-laka-laka.
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Boom, chaka-laka-laka.
Boom, chaka-laka-laka.
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Are you done?
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Boom, boom, boom, chaka-laka-laka.
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Okay, now I'm done.
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- Dharma, do you want to learn this or not?
- Sure.
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- Okay, now I'll lead.
- When do I lead?
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- You never lead.
- Well, who made up that rule?
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I don't know. Sir Edgar Ballroom.
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Now, look. I know we're
doing this for fun...
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but I don't want to look
like a complete idiot out there.
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- All right, I'll be serious.
- Thankyou.
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One, two, cha, cha, cha.
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- Serious, cha, cha, cha.
- Dharma.
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That's my name.
Cha, cha, cha.
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Don't wear it out.
Cha, cha, cha.
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- [ Cha-cha ]
- One- Cha, cha, cha.
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More, cha, cha, cha.
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Oh, man.
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I feel like a dorky lesbian
on a bad first date.
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Hey, where's the lawn?
I brought grow-lights.
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We got rid ofit...
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so Dharma could practice
for a dance contest.
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- Contest?
- [ Ends ]
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You entered a contest?
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- It's no big deal.
- I will not calm down.
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Larry? No one told you to calm down.
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I cannot believe my daughter
is gonna compete in some contest.
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Larry, calm down.
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I will not calm down.
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Look. I knowyou don't approve...
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but I'm gonna do it anyway,
so let's not argue, 'kay?
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Dharma, all your life
we've taughtyou...
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that competition is wrong.
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Yeah. When we compete,
we don't complete.
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Oh, come on.
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You guys, it's just
a dance contest.
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There's no such thing
as "just a contest."
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Competition is the source
of all the evil the world has ever suffered.
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What doyou think makes a Mussolini?
A Genghis Khan?
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Maybe their parents didn't let them
compete in a dance contest.
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Doyou hearyour daughter?
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She's abandoning everything
we've ever taught her.
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You taught me to question authority, Larry.
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I didn't mean me.
I meant Nixon!
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I can't talk to her, Abby.
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What is so wrong with me
wanting to win one contest?
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Well, I don't understand
whyyou would want to.
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Come on, Abby.
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I have neverwon anything
in mywhole life.
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Like, remember that
recycling fairwhen I was 1 0...
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and I made that solar-powered
can masher all by myself?
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Yeah, and you got
a blue ribbon for that.
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Everybody got a blue ribbon-
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Even that weird kid who ate cellophane
and said, "Look, I'm recycling."
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Well, that way every child felt proud.
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There was nothing to feel proud
about, Abby. He ate cellophane.
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Look, I started out
doing this dance thing for fun...
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but now I reallywanna win.
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Okay. All right.
Ifthat's your decision...
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I guess, good luck
with the dance contest, sweetie.
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Thankyou. Plus I'm going to prove
to Kitty I'm not a clod.
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- Did she call you a clod?
- "Get off me, you big clod." That's what she said.
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Jane, turn on the music.
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[Cha-cha ]
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- Mm-hmm.
- God, you're pretty good.
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There's a lotyou don't
know about me, Dharma.
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When I was 1 7,
I danced on Ed Sullivan.
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- Oh, you're kidding.
- Mm-mmm.
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He liked it so much
he put me on the show.
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Wow. Haveyou been practicing?
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You don't get to Carnegie Hall
by asking directions.
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Dharma, we're still
doing this for fun, right?
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You want fun, eat cellophane.
Now let's dance.
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[Jazz]
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[Man Singing]
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[ Continues ]
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[ Continues ]
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[ No Audible Dialogue ]
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[ Continues ]
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[ Crashing]
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[Piano ]
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[ No Audible Dialogue ]
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[Singing Continues ]
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[ Continues ]
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- [ Ends ]
- [ Helicopter Overhead]
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[ Cha-cha ]
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Hey, Greg Montgomery-
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1 984 J unior Division runner-up.
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Hi, Cheryl. Sign us up.
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- We're gonna win.
- We're... just gonna have fun.
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He's gonna have fun.
I'm gonna kick butt.
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Okay. Terrific.
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Well, fill this out,
and ifyou'd like to practice...
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the ballroom's open till 1 0:00.
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What the hell are they doing?
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Dancing.
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What the hell werewe doing?
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They're pretty good, huh?
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Yeah, but look at them.
It's all aboutwinning that stupid little cup.
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- They're not having anyfun.
- There's a cup?
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You never told me about a cup.
I want a cup.
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Dharma, let it go.
We're never gonna beat them.
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Wait a minute.
I know that guy.
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- He dates Kent.
- Who's Kent?
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Excuse me. Doyou see
that couple right there?
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They need to be disqualified,
'cause he dates our mailman.
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- They're not a real couple.
- Dharma-
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It doesn't matter
ifthey're not a real couple.
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Oh, so ifyou have a mother-daughter
wheelbarrow race...
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I can just grab any
set of ankles and run?
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And am I the only one who
is bothered by how peppy she is?
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I thinkwe need
to do a drug test.
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You know, 'cause I'm thinking
steroids or amphetamines-
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- You know, the usual suspects.
- We don't do that here.
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What kind of country club
won't run a simple urine test?
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Whatya doin'?
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Just looking at some
old pictures of Dharma.
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- Oh.
- Remember this one?
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From Cesar Chavez's summer camp?
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Honey, that wasn't a camp.
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Theyjust let us pick grapes
with the migrant workers.
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Then why did I write my name
on my underwear?
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I don't know, Larry.
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Here's one ofher dancing all alone
in this big, empty field.
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Honey, that was the US Festival.
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- Oh, sure.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, look howyoung
Ozzy Osbourne looks.
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And look how happy Dharma was.
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She wasn't trying to win some contest.
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She was just happy
to spin around in circles...
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until she threw up
all over my sandals.
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Larry, did you ever
stop to think...
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that maybe we should have
let herwin something?
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What?
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She was so good
at so many things...
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and all she ever heard
from us is, "Everybody's equal."
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And why does she have
to feel superior to someone...
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in order to feel good about herself?
237
00:14:36,941 --> 00:14:38,932
I don't know, Lar.
238
00:14:39,010 --> 00:14:41,410
Why have you kept this
all these years?
239
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"World's Greatest Dad."
240
00:14:44,248 --> 00:14:47,649
- That's different.
- How?
241
00:14:48,719 --> 00:14:51,517
I will not calm down.
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[Dharma ]
See?See? Ifiwe can do that, we can win.
243
00:15:01,365 --> 00:15:03,162
Dharma, they're on ice skates.
244
00:15:03,234 --> 00:15:06,635
- So? We'll wear roller skates.
- You can't wear roller skates.
245
00:15:06,704 --> 00:15:10,231
I'll wear a long dress.
Nobodywill know.
246
00:15:10,308 --> 00:15:12,606
Greg, we need a money move, okay?
247
00:15:12,677 --> 00:15:14,702
- What?
- You know, a little sizzle.
248
00:15:14,779 --> 00:15:17,543
'Cause face it-
We ain't got the steak, baby.
249
00:15:17,615 --> 00:15:20,083
Dharma, we're never gonna
be able to pull off something like that.
250
00:15:20,151 --> 00:15:22,119
You never know till you try.
Now, come on.
251
00:15:22,186 --> 00:15:24,120
Throw me up in the air,
and let's just see what happens.
252
00:15:24,188 --> 00:15:26,122
- No.
- Why not?
253
00:15:26,190 --> 00:15:29,887
- Because I loveyou.
- Ifyou love me, you'll throw me.
254
00:15:29,961 --> 00:15:32,054
Dharma, this is insane.
255
00:15:32,129 --> 00:15:34,063
- Fine. Thenjust catch me.
- Wha-
256
00:15:34,131 --> 00:15:36,065
[Thud]
257
00:15:39,337 --> 00:15:41,532
What, was the sun in your eyes?
258
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:46,601
[ Cha-cha ]
259
00:15:54,685 --> 00:15:58,382
Look at you.
Don't you both look adorable.
260
00:15:58,456 --> 00:16:01,289
Next to them we look
like big, fat dog doo.
261
00:16:02,627 --> 00:16:05,027
- Uh, where's Larry?
- You know Lar.
262
00:16:05,096 --> 00:16:07,394
He thought this contest
would corrupt his daughter...
263
00:16:07,465 --> 00:16:09,695
- so-
- Mistake! Mistake!
264
00:16:11,903 --> 00:16:14,064
No, see, we're, uh,
doing this for the fun.
265
00:16:14,138 --> 00:16:17,005
P.U. What stinks?
Oh, must be your dancing.
266
00:16:21,646 --> 00:16:23,739
Doyou realize, with their little mistake...
267
00:16:23,814 --> 00:16:26,248
-you could actuallywin this thing?
- Yeah, I guess we could.
268
00:16:26,317 --> 00:16:28,251
- Don't.
- What areyou talking about?
269
00:16:28,319 --> 00:16:31,254
I got 1,000 bucks on Tweety bird
and the fancy man.
270
00:16:31,322 --> 00:16:36,259
- You bet against us?
- Take a dive. I'll cutyou in.
271
00:16:36,327 --> 00:16:38,420
Dharma, don'tyou look lovely, dear.
272
00:16:38,496 --> 00:16:41,932
- Oh, thankyou. Wow! Kitty, I must say, you look-
- Thankyou.
273
00:16:41,999 --> 00:16:44,399
Now, I know this is
a bit ofa silly question...
274
00:16:44,468 --> 00:16:46,436
but I understand
in your routineyou do...
275
00:16:46,504 --> 00:16:48,495
a lot oftwirling about,
and you are wearing, you know-
276
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:51,006
- Underwear?
- Mm-hmm.
277
00:16:51,075 --> 00:16:53,009
That's not a silly question.
278
00:16:55,646 --> 00:16:59,605
And now, our final contestants, Greg...
279
00:16:59,684 --> 00:17:02,778
and "D-harma" Montgomery.
280
00:17:02,853 --> 00:17:06,721
- Honey, that's us. Let's go.
- Okay. Stay calm.
281
00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:10,989
- I'm counting on you, Son.
- Why don't we go out there and have a good time?
282
00:17:11,062 --> 00:17:13,656
No one gets on the Wheaties box
by havin' a good time.
283
00:17:13,731 --> 00:17:16,529
Nobody gets on the Wheaties box
by ballroom dancing.
284
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,194
[Jazz]
285
00:17:22,306 --> 00:17:25,241
[Man Singing]
286
00:17:39,457 --> 00:17:41,789
- Think they bought it?
- Oh, sure.
287
00:17:46,731 --> 00:17:48,824
I don't think they bought it.
We need the money move.
288
00:17:48,899 --> 00:17:51,993
No. No money move.
Just do what we rehearsed.
289
00:17:52,069 --> 00:17:55,004
[ Continues ]
290
00:17:56,340 --> 00:17:58,274
What are you doing here?
291
00:17:58,342 --> 00:18:00,003
I'm just watching
my daughter dance.
292
00:18:00,077 --> 00:18:02,375
Uh-huh, and I'm a real cop.
Come on.
293
00:18:02,446 --> 00:18:04,141
Hey, hey, wait, wait.
I wanna see.
294
00:18:04,215 --> 00:18:06,649
Areyou gonna come quietly,
or do I have to throwyou in the golf cart?
295
00:18:06,717 --> 00:18:09,914
All right, all right.
Upyours, pig!
296
00:18:13,924 --> 00:18:16,688
I'm tellin' ya, Greg, I think
we need to do the money move.
297
00:18:16,761 --> 00:18:18,991
- We don't have a money move.
- Sure we do.
298
00:18:19,063 --> 00:18:21,896
- We practiced it a thousand times.
- We never actually did it.
299
00:18:21,966 --> 00:18:24,799
That's 'cause we never needed to do it.
300
00:18:25,936 --> 00:18:28,996
- Come on, Greg. Think ofthe cup.
- No. No, no.
301
00:18:30,074 --> 00:18:33,771
- Ready, Freddie? Here comes Ginger.
- No.
302
00:18:42,987 --> 00:18:45,012
Dharma, no!
303
00:18:46,323 --> 00:18:49,451
[ Continues ]
304
00:18:55,332 --> 00:18:57,994
Yeah, that's my boy.
305
00:18:58,069 --> 00:19:00,503
[Ends ]
306
00:19:09,246 --> 00:19:12,738
God. I feel like such a loser.
307
00:19:12,817 --> 00:19:14,808
Don't we get anything?
A ribbon?
308
00:19:14,885 --> 00:19:17,115
A certificate of participation?
Anything?
309
00:19:17,188 --> 00:19:21,056
No. Those are only
for the top 1 2 couples.
310
00:19:23,294 --> 00:19:25,387
Yeah, well, we'll
get them nextyear.
311
00:19:25,463 --> 00:19:28,398
No, honey. No, we won't.
312
00:19:28,466 --> 00:19:31,731
Don't feel bad, Greg.
It wasn't entirelyyour fault.
313
00:19:34,305 --> 00:19:37,172
It wasn't any of my fault.
314
00:19:37,241 --> 00:19:39,209
Oh, so nowyou're blaming me?
315
00:19:39,276 --> 00:19:41,210
All you had to do
was stand in one place...
316
00:19:41,278 --> 00:19:43,269
and catch me as I floated
intoyour arms.
317
00:19:43,347 --> 00:19:45,372
"Floated"?
318
00:19:45,449 --> 00:19:48,145
You landed on me like a piano.
319
00:19:51,322 --> 00:19:53,256
Well, we'll just see about that.
320
00:19:53,324 --> 00:19:55,349
Oh, Dharma, no.
321
00:19:56,427 --> 00:19:58,292
- Ready, Freddie?
- No.
322
00:19:58,362 --> 00:20:01,923
- Here comes Ginger.
- Dharma, no!
323
00:20:01,999 --> 00:20:04,399
[ Crashing]
324
00:20:08,339 --> 00:20:10,830
[Dharma ]
Better.
325
00:20:26,423 --> 00:20:28,391
It's 4 to 6 Foot!
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