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-Hey.
- Hey. Will you do me a favor?
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- Watch Mr. Boots for a couple days?
- Where areyou goin'?
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San Diego,
Star Trek convention.
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- Since when areyou a "Trekkie"?
- I'm not.
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I just like middle-age guys
who are virgins.
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Hey. What's all this?
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Uh, we're gonna watch
Mr. Boots forJane.
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He gets one scoop of dry in the morning
and a can ofwet at night.
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- I got it. You don't mind, doyou, honey?
- No, no, of course not.
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[Meows ]
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Oh, look, Mr. Boots followed you
into the hallway. Come on in, Mr. Boots.
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Meow.
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Wait. Did she say
a whole can ofwet food?
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Dharma, he's not a cat.
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Greg, you'll upset him.
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Oh, something upset him
a long time ago.
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Don't be so judgmental.
He's just chosen another path.
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Mr. Boots,
don't tease the doggies.
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- Good-bye, Mr. Boots.
- Dharma, we can't just leave him here.
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Would you rather take him
to dinnerwith your parents?
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Well, in a sickway, yes.
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Open the window in case
he needs to go out. We're ready.
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He can't use the door?
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Greg, come on, think about it.
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Ah, isn't this great?
It's just like joining another family.
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We are joining anotherfamily.
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[ Speaking Foreign Language]
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Uh, hey, Dharma, what's this?
We didn't orderyet.
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Oh, no, you don't order here. Theyjust
bring you what they thinkyou need.
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Which one's chop suey?
I want chop suey.
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- [ All ] Chop suey.
- [ Laughing ]
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Hey, guys, we should, uh, take Dharma
up to the cabin before all the snow melts...
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- so I can teach her to ski.
- Oh, that would be lovely, darling.
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- The four of us?
- Yes.
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- One happily married couple
skiing with another happily-
- That's the idea.
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- Honey, did you set the alarm
on the carwhen we came in?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, you probably did.
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I'll just go check.
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All right, I cannot keep lying.
You guys have to tell Greg you broke up.
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We will tell him when
we feel the time is right.
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Kitty, the longeryou wait
the worse he's gonna freak out.
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[ Speaking Foreign Language ]
Freak out.
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Kitty, I am not going on some
phony-baloney ski trip to Lake Tahoe.
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[ Speaking Foreign Language ]
Phony-baloney... Lake Tahoe.
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Ifiyou don't tell him bythe end ofidinner,
I will. I mean it, Kitty.
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[ Speaking Foreign Language ]
Kitty.
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- You wouldn't dare.
- End of the meal.
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- Don't you threaten me!
- Well, then don't put me in the middle ofthis!
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- [ Speaking Foreign Language]
- Would you people please
just mind your own business?
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[ Speaking Foreign Language]
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Nice goin', Kitty.
There goes the chop suey.
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Mmm! Look, here's
the fortune cookies.
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Which, Kitty, you may
or may not know...
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signifies the end of our
Chinese dining experience.
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But the beginning ofthe rest of our life
together, Dharma. Let's not forget that.
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Okay, then.
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Everybody open
your fortune cookies.
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"You delight others
with yourwhimsy."
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- Kitty, what does yours say?
- "True wealth is measured in friendships."
Oh, nonsense.
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Greg?
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"Honey, your parents broke up."
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Wow. That's pretty amazing.
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I can't believe I'm sitting there like an idiot
and you've known about this for a week.
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- I wanted to tell you.
- Then why didn'tyou?
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In caseyou haven't noticed,
you have a very scary mother.
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You still should have told me.
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Oh, geez!
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Get away from me!
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Honey, he senses
thatyou're upset.
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He's not sensing anything.
He speaks English. He's a man!
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Honey, why don't we talk about
what's really bothering you.
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You want to know what's bothering me?
This is bothering me.
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- Come on. You're out ofhere.
- Greg, I told Jane I'd watch him.
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He can watch himself.
Come on, get out.
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You can't just do this. You can't just
kick him out ofthe apartment.
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Dharma, he's a grown man.
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Where areyou going?
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I'm going to catch him so I don't have to
put up posters all over the neighborhood.
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Relax. You're safe. I like dogs
better than ca- He's not a cat.
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Come on, Mr. Boots.
Come on, kitty, kitty, kitty.
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Okay. You know what?
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Ifyou come down,
I'll give you a can of people tuna. Mmm.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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I'm sorry. I guess I kind
oftook this out on you.
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It's okay. It happens.
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I-It's weird.
I'm a grown man.
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This-This thing with my parents
shouldn't be that big a deal.
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- But it is, huh?
- Yeah.
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Meow.
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What's he doing up there?
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Well, I think he climbed
too high and he got scared.
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Maybe I should call
the fire department.
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And tell them what?
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[ Sighs ]
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Come on, Mr. Boots.
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Come on... kitty guy.
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Ifyou get close enough,just grab him
by the loose skin on the back ofhis neck.
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That was my plan.
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Meow.
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All right.
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Listen to me.
Cut the crap.
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Ifyou get out ofthe tree,
you can sleep on the couch one night...
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- then I'll giveyou 20 bucks for
the "Y" and you're out ofhere.
- [ Hisses ]
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Come on, pal, knock it off.
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- [ Cracking ]
- Uhh!
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Who's a pretty kitty?
Who wants to come to Daddy?
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All right, I want to know right now which one
ofyou has been eating Mr. Boots's food.
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All right.
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We're just gonna have to
do this the hard way.
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[ Sniffs ]
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Oh!
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Phew! I smell ocean platter.
You are busted, mister.
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[Knocking]
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Hello, hello.
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Look, I'm not going to apologize
for the fortune cookie thing.
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No need to apologize.
It was entirely my fault.
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I putyou in an untenable position,
and I was wrong.
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Oh.
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- Thankyou.
- Now I would like to make it up toyou.
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I thought perhaps the two of us
could go and just shop till we drop.
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- I don't understand.
- Oh, you know, shopping,
gabbing, a couple of gal pals.
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- Still don't understand.
- Dharma, don'tyou think Gregorywould like it...
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ifhis lovely bride and his lovely mother
became friends?
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Oh, I get it.
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You're sucking up to me so that Greg
will be on your side ofthe divorce.
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Okay, you got me.
I'm buying, let's go.
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- I'm not proud. I'll get my shoes.
- Okay.
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Dharma!
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Dharma, you know, I thought
afterwards what might be nice...
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would be to go to some sort
of a health food place...
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and have a-a-a-
a fruity smoothie.
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[Dharma ] Oh, that would be great.
We can get some wheat grass too.
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Wheat grass?
What is wheat grass?
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- Oh,you'll love it. It cleans you right out.
- Super.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Well, hello.
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You must be a friend of Dharma's.
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Oh.
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Oh, my God!
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Are you all right?
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Dharma? Dharma, does your friend
require some kind of medication?
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No, he just wants you
to scratch his tummy.
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I beg your pardon?
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All my real gal pals
scratch his tummy.
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Well.
[ Chuckles ]
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[ Purring ]
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Ahh! This car's incredible!
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I mean, you don't feel a thing
and I'm hitting every pothole I can find.
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Yes. Yes, you are.
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Hey, let's heat up the seats
and crank up the tunes.
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- [ Radio:Jazz ]
- [ Yawns ]
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- [ Rock]
- [ Turns Volume Up ]
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Oh, my God!
Is there a speaker under my ass?
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- I wouldn't know.
- Feels like a big old woofer.
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[ Turns Off]
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I was wondering how obnoxious
I could be beforeyou snapped.
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Yes. Well, snap.
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Hmm.
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Kitty, doyou still love Edward?
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I beg your pardon?
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It's a simple question.
Doyou still love him?
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Oh, I- I suppose after so manyyears
with a person there's a certain familiarity.
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- You didn't answerthe question, Kitty.
- [ Sighs ]
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It doesn't matter. There's no passion
in our marriage, no fire.
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- There used to be though, right?
- Oh, a long time ago.
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Well, then, I know where
we're goin' shoppin'. Hang on.
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[Tires Squealing]
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Oh, Dharma, Dharma, Dharma, Dharma,
I don't believe technically this is a road.
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Oh, don't worry about it.
You got all kinds of air bags.
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[ Radio: Rock]
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How about we take the boat out
this weekend? Just the two of us.
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We can catch some fish...
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pee in the bay.
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Dad, mother sold the boat.
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Whywasn't I told?
I'm the captain.
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You-You don't have to take me fishing.
I'm not- I'm not taking sides in this.
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Okay. I just don't want what's happening
between your mother and me...
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to affect our relationship.
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It won't. Relax. You don't
have to do anything special.
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Uh, hereyou go.
Um, two tickets to the circus.
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Did you guys even try to work this out?
What about therapy?
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I told her to go.
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That just seemed to
make matters worse.
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Did you ever ask
what was bothering her?
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No, no. I don't like to pry.
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Hey, Mr. M.
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So, uh, I heard you played
your Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free card, huh?
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- Pete!
- Hey, now that you're single...
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maybe the two of us could go out
trolling for some fresh "skinooney," huh?
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Mywife sold the boat.
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- Can I have one ofthese?
- Pete, don't teach him "skinooney."
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Oh, that "skinooney."
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Dad, listen to me. You don't want to hang
out in singles bars and chase women.
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Why not?
She dumped me.
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Bring on the "skinooney."
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Now slow down there, Mr. M.
You know, things have changed.
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Nowadays you gotta convince a girl
you're-you're sensitive and vulnerable.
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That's easy for me,
'cause, you know, I'm a Pisces.
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- Hello, young lady.
- Oh, hello.
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Doyou happen to have
change for a million?
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Now that is sensitive.
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Dharma, this is a smut shop.
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It's not smut.
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- Our sexuality is what makes us human, Kitty.
- Well.
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Finally.
Fat-free motion lotion.
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- Hey, Lily.
- Well, what a small world.
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- Hey!
- [Abby] Wow!
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- Hey, lookwho I brought with me.
- Oh, dear God, let the earth
just open and swallow me.
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- You're here for the sale.
- There's a sale?
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Yeah, half off on everything edible.
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Dharma, how did Greg like
the pleasure gloves?
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Oh, theywere a big hit.
Actually, we popped one.
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- Didn'tyours come with a patch kit?
- I don't think so.
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- I'll go getyou one.
- Okay.
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Honey, we've got to get going.
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Lar, what's your hurry?
We can-
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Boys and their toys.
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- All right. Well, let's take a look around.
- Oh, please, Dharma.
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Ooh! There's something
you might enjoy.
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What would Edward and I
do with that?
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With that,
Edward would be optional.
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Moving along.
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- Hey, haveyou two ever tried role playing?
- I don't follow.
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You know, whileyou're doin' it, you
pretend that Edward is someone else?
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Oh, oh, yes. Well, it's rather difficult
to imagine Mikhail Baryshnikov...
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while Edward is humming,
"I've Been Working On The Railroad."
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Oh, God, Dharma,
there's nothing for me here.
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Well, maybe we can
get something for Edward.
230
00:16:13,805 --> 00:16:15,739
- What does he like?
- I have no idea.
231
00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:17,934
Don'tyou guys talk
about this stuff?
232
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,944
Dharma, we don't talk about anything.
233
00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:21,946
We see each other for
about five minutes a day.
234
00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:26,144
And ifl should dare to bring up our relationship,
he just finds some excuse to walk away.
235
00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:30,279
- Well, where does he go?
- Oh, the office, the golf course...
236
00:16:30,355 --> 00:16:32,880
the boat, before I sank it.
237
00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:36,517
You know what,
we are in the wrong store.
238
00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:38,688
Hello. I believe I mentioned that.
239
00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:41,358
Kitty, you got to learn how
to communicate with Edward.
240
00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:44,231
Oh, what am I supposed to do,
Dharma, tie him to the chair?
241
00:16:44,302 --> 00:16:48,398
You could, but it's
more fun ifyou cuffhim.
242
00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:55,241
[ Humming: "I've Been
Working On The Railroad" ]
243
00:16:57,716 --> 00:17:00,708
- Nice room.
- Yeah.
244
00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:07,019
You know, I've been with the same
woman for a very long time.
245
00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:10,823
Oh, well, I'm-
I'm a little nervous myself.
246
00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:13,296
But here we are.
247
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:16,198
Uh, hold the phone,
young lady.
248
00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:18,293
Why? What's wrong?
249
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,395
I- I don't think I can do this.
250
00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:24,602
I- I think I still have
feelings for mywife.
251
00:17:25,877 --> 00:17:29,836
I understand.
Vincent, get in here.
252
00:17:38,056 --> 00:17:42,015
Oh, I- I hopeyou're
planning on robbing me.
253
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:56,273
- I can't believe my father left with that woman.
- Yeah, I know.
254
00:17:56,341 --> 00:17:59,799
I mean, the old trout's back in the pond
for five minutes and he scores.
255
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:06,239
Pete, he's not scoring.
He's probablyjust talking to her.
256
00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:09,776
[Pete ]
Oh,yeah, probably, huh?
257
00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:13,552
Hey, Greg,you do realize
you're playing with a guy.
258
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:16,617
Yeah, but he likes it.
259
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:20,360
Hey, where you been?
260
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:24,163
Oh, hey. Uh, I took your mom
to the dirty store.
261
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:26,033
For what?
262
00:18:26,104 --> 00:18:31,007
You might want to reconsider that
question 'cause you know I'll tell you.
263
00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:33,943
- [Phone Rings ]
- Hey, Greg, how long do these batteries last?
264
00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:37,277
Pete, that's- that's mean.
265
00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:40,182
- Sorry.
- Hello? Dad.
266
00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:44,647
Where are you?
Ah, gee, are you okay?
267
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:46,816
Should I call the police?
268
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:50,293
Okay. All right, all right.
Look, I'll, uh- I'll be right there.
269
00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:54,093
- What's goin' on?
- Well, there's no prettyway to say this...
270
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,157
but my father picked up
a woman who robbed him...
271
00:18:56,234 --> 00:18:58,566
and left him tied to a bed
in a hotel room.
272
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:01,663
Hey, buddy,
take it easy on him.
273
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:04,072
It can be pretty upsetting
the first time.
274
00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:09,607
- I'll be right back.
- No, wait, wait, wait. Don't go. Don't go.
275
00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:11,308
Dharma, my father's tied up
in a hotel room.
276
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:15,080
I know. Is this
a wild universe orwhat?
277
00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:19,180
Now ifyou're unhappy about something,
don't just sulk and go offand clean your guns.
278
00:19:19,257 --> 00:19:22,624
It's not helpful,
and it doesn't scare me.
279
00:19:24,462 --> 00:19:27,158
Kitty, I can't feel my toes.
280
00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:31,862
Oh, don't be so dramatic.
Now, about our sex life.
281
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:34,303
How doyou think
we might improve it?
282
00:19:34,372 --> 00:19:37,899
Well, once in a while,
we could have sex.
283
00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:40,467
All right, fair enough.
284
00:19:40,545 --> 00:19:44,106
- Now, about the humming-
- You want me to hum?
285
00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:48,579
Edward, you do hum.
286
00:19:48,653 --> 00:19:52,453
- Then what's the problem?
- [ Sighs ]
287
00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:01,831
You've had enough
bologna, mister.
288
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:06,337
- Meow.
- All right. One more piece.
289
00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:21,918
- Hey.
- [Dharma ] Hey,you're back.
290
00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:31,326
This is Dave. He picked me up
at the Dilithium Crystal Ball.
291
00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:34,731
Right back atyou, Dave.
292
00:20:34,799 --> 00:20:38,792
Go back to my place
and take your clothes off.
293
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:40,861
Leave the ears on.
294
00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:46,304
- So how'd it go with Mr. Boots?
- Oh, he was no trouble at all.
295
00:20:47,979 --> 00:20:49,970
I, uh- I bought him this.
296
00:20:50,048 --> 00:20:52,209
Wow, thanks.
297
00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:54,081
He likes when you wiggle it.
298
00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:58,282
Okay. Got it. I'll come back later
and pick up the rest ofhis stuff.
299
00:20:58,356 --> 00:21:00,824
Bye, Mr. Boots.
Come back and visit.
300
00:21:10,335 --> 00:21:12,326
Bye, Boots.
301
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:22,903
- Areyour eyes tearing up?
- No, no. It's just the, uh, allergies from the cat.
302
00:21:25,984 --> 00:21:29,579
- Honey, he's not-
- I know that.
303
00:21:29,654 --> 00:21:32,088
- Okay.
- I'm not crazy.
304
00:21:32,157 --> 00:21:34,148
I said okay.
305
00:21:37,228 --> 00:21:39,321
Dharma, the dogs are real, right?
306
00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:44,364
Stinky is.
307
00:21:56,448 --> 00:21:58,382
It's 4 to 6 Foot!
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