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-Mammogram!
-What?
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Just sounds like something that
should be delivered, doesn't it?
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[ Sighs ]
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And she is our daughter-in-law,
and we're being pleasant...
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and we're talking to ourself.
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- I broughtyou backyour pasta maker.
- Thankyou, Dharma. Thankyou.
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- Didn't know I borrowed it, did you?
- No. No, I didn't.
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- Didn't knowyou even had one, did you?
- Well, you-you got me again.
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I betyou thought a pasta maker
was a person, huh?
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Would you please just-
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
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You and Edward split up?
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[ Chuckles ]
Why on earth would you think that?
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Well, it's obvious, Kitty. Edward's
favorite chair- no butt indentation.
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His pipe hasn't been
smoked in three days.
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And the newspaper-
no one solved the J umble.
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Fascinating, Sherlock. However,
the chair is new. It arrived this morning.
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The pipe is not Edward's,
ThomasJeffierson.
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We bought it at auction.
It hasn't been smoked in 200 years.
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Andas fiortheJumble, Edward neversolves it.
Hejust laughs at the little cartoon.
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Wow, I'm not usually
wrong about this stuff.
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That's the last of the shirts.
Ifyou need anything, I'll be at my apartment.
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Thomas Jefferson?
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Kitty, I am so sorry.
Areyou okay?
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Oh, I'm fine. And I assureyou, Dharma,
there is- there is no reason to be upset.
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And it's- it's not so much, you see,
a separation as it is a cooling off period.
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Wow. Really?
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How cold doyou want it,
because, um- [ Shivers ]
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- Forgot my pants.
- Dharma, dear...
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I-I appreciateyour concern, but I'd really
rather not talk about this just now.
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Well, that's whatyou say
on the outside...
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but on the inside, there's
a wounded little girl crying out...
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"Help me, Dharma.
Help me."
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Well, you found me out.
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- Now, as for Gregory-
- Doyou want me to tell him?
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No, I'd ratheryou not tell him.
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Oh, I can't do that.
That would be lying.
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No, that would be failing
to make conversation.
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- But what ifhe asks howyou guys are doing?
- Then you lie.
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- Kitty, I cannot lie to Greg. I've never lied to Greg.
- Never?
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Um, oh, well, yeah, once I told him I had
a big "O" when really I had a little "o"...
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- but he was working so hard-
- That's enough.
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Well, yeah, sometimes that is enough. But
you gotta admit that big "O" is worth chasing.
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Well, that's the last ofthe pants.
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Dharma, have I ever
asked a favor ofyou?
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Well, you offered me
30 grand to dump Greg.
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No, that wasn't a favor,
that- that was a test...
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and-and you passed with-
with flying colors.
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Uh, my marriage to- to Mr. Montgomery
is in a very delicate stage...
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and I would like to
have the opportunity to-
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to work things out
before I bring it to Gregory.
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Okay. My lips are sealed.
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Thankyou, thankyou. I got it.
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This is your opening argument?
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- You-You can't say this to the jury.
- Why not?
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Pete, it- it rhymes.
The whole damn thing rhymes.
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It's the onlyway
I can remember it.
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"Ladies and gentlemen ofthe jury,
I was born in a small town in Missouri."
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- It's not even true!
- You try rhymin' Michigan.
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- [ Clears Throat ]
- Hey.
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- Hi, guys.
- Did you, uh, return
the pasta maker to my mother?
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- Uh-huh. Yeah, I did.
- How is she?
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How would I know?
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- Well, you-you were just there.
- Yeah, I know that, Greg.
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I just admitted that.
I'm not a liar, okay?
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Okay. You know what's
been bothering her, don't you?
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How many times do I have to beat
you over the head with this?
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I do not know anything
about your mother.
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Fishigan.
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I-I just think she's upset because
we keep canceling dinner on them.
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Mmm, yeah, that's it.
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So maybe we can go over there tomorrow
and have a quick lunch.
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- No, we can't.
- Why not?
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Uh, because, Greg.
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I made plans to have lunch...
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with, uh,Jane
already tomorrow.
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Really? BecauseJane
was just here complaining...
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that she had to do the rest ofher
community service tomorrow.
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Not thatJane.
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Jane Seymour.
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Medicine Woman?
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- Wait a minute, you knowJane Seymour?
- Darn tootin' I do.
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Hey. Dr. Quinn, Michigan.
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- How do you know Jane Seymour?
- I trained her dog.
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That's how I know-
That's what I did. I-I trained her dog.
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- That's what I did.
- What kind of dog does she have?
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Greg, I'm not on trial here.
I'm not one ofyour criminals in your court.
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What areyou trying to do to me?
God, I can't live like this.
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Wow. What doyou think
thatwas all about?
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Some kind ofwoman thing?
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I don't know. I've never
had a relationship last 28 days.
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[Woman]
Yes?
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- Mammogram!
- What?
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Doesn't that sound like something
that should be delivered?
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So I figured ifwe just ate something
together, you know, like, I don't know...
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this turkey sandwich, then
I wouldn't really have lied.
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I see.
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Did, uh- Did you happen to notice the name
ofthe guard who letyou in?
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Jeff.Jeff. Yeah.
God, he was so nice.
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Jeff.Jeff.
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So what doyou say, huh? I know I seem
like a big old freakazoid here...
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but it would
just mean so much to me.
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At the risk of driving you even further
around the bend, my dear...
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- this turkey sandwich-
- With sprouts.
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Quite right. But it's not going to undo
the lieyou told your husband.
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Uh-huh, will to ifyou eat it.
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Come on. I drove 5 1 /2 hours.
Just take a little bite.
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I-I-I have a fruit salad over here.
How about ifl took a bite ofthis?
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Uh, great. Great.
Oh, wait! Hang on!
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Okay.
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- [ Sighs ]
- Would it kill you to smile?
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You tell me.
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- Where haveyou been?
- I told you I was having lunch with Jane Seymour.
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Wow.
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- That is Jane Seymour.
- Told you. Told you.
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She looks scared to death.
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That's acting.
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Sometimes we do skits
while we eat.
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- Where was this?
- L.A.
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You drove all the way
to L.A. to have lunch?
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It was my turn.
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- So how was your day?
- It was fine.
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I watched Pete cross-examine a witness
who unfortunatelywas from Nantucket.
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- And then I had lunch with my parents.
- Really?
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Anything new with them? Did they say anything
new about themselves thatyou didn't know?
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Honey, what is going on?
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I'm keeping a secret
from you, Greg.
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Oh! There, it's out.
I feel so much better.
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- What secret?
- Again with the questions.
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- Is it aboutJane Seymour?
- No!
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- Is it about us?
- No.
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Well, doyou have a good reason
for keeping the secret?
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- Uh-huh.
- Then it sounds likeyou're doing the right thing.
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- What does that mean?
- I mean I loveyou...
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and ifyou thinkyou have something you
can't tell me, then I trustyourjudgment.
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- Oh, thankyou.
- You're welcome.
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Wait a minute.
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It's okaywith you for us to
keep secrets from each other?
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Ifthere's a good reason.
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Well, what would
a good reason be?
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Well, that's usually
part ofthe secret.
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Wait a minute. Soyou could be
keeping a secret from me right now?
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Well, ifl was,
I couldn't tell you, now could I?
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[ Chuckling ]
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[ Mocking Chuckle, Raspberry]
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You'll be lucky to get
a little "o" tonight, buddy.
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Hey. I broughtyou a little present.
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Uh-huh.
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Thoughtyou could use it as a party tray,
you know, for dip.
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That's great.
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What areyou doin'?
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Greg's got a secret. I'm looking for Greg's secret.
I just gotta find the box called "secrets."
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- Pixy stick?
- Thanks. I'll save that bad boy for later.
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All right. Oh.
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Buttons.
Extra buttons.
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"Extra button shirts, extra button pants. "
God, buddy, buya button!
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Abby, Jane.
You better get over here.
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She's back to her old tricks.
Yeah. Straight sugar.
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Right out of the stick.
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Mmm.
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Dharma, how much sugar
haveyou had?
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Can't talk now.
I gotta find Greg's secret.
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She's been up all night doing Pixy Stix.
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Did you find any Pez paraphernalia?
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- Larry, that's our daughter.
- I have to ask.
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I gotta find it. I gotta find it.
Gotta- Gotta find-
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All right. You, brew me some
chamomile tea, strong.
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You, get me two aromatherapy candles,
sandalwood or eucalyptus.
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- Dharma.
- [ Chuckles ]
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You're probably asking yourself,
why areyou doing this Dharma?
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That's the question I'd be asking myself.
Dharma, why areyou doing this?
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Thankyou for asking. I'm doing this
because my marriage is in trouble...
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with a capital "T" which rhymes with pool,
and I don't know how that could be.
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Dharma. Dharma,
breathe with me, baby.
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Remember, a deep cleansing breath.
Come on, one. Let's do it and-
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and in...
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and exhale.
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Ah, geez. All right, help me get her up.
Help me get her up.
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Staywith us, baby.
Staywith us, baby.
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You know, this is your fault,Jane.
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- She didn't eat sugar before she metyou.
- Shh.
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Hey, nobody put a gun to her head.
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Come on, Dharma, talk to me.
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[ Sings ]
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Lookwhat I found.
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Oh, what a beautiful necklace.
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Oh, my God,
that's Greg's secret.
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It's probably for tomorrow.
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- Well, what's tomorrow, baby?
- Our half-year anniversary.
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Really? How long have
you guys been married?
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Six months, Larry.
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- You have your good days
and your bad days, don't you?
- Sure.
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- Which is this?
- Which is this what?
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Got it.
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See, Dharma, everything's okay.
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No, it's not, because now Greg's gonna give it
to me and I'm going to have to tell him...
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that I went through all ofhis stuff
and found it already.
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Oryou could just shut up
and act surprised.
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I can't do that,Jane.
That's worse than lying.
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That's-That's acting.
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- [Knocking]
- I'm back.
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- Oh, God, what now?
- Okay. You've got to teach me
how to act surprised...
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so that my husband won't know
that I went through all ofhis stuff.
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Tell me, my dear, is he a real husband
or is he a husband like I'm your friend?
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Yeah, I- Okay. I know I sound crazy,
but I'm just really upset...
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and I haven't eaten anything
in the past 24 hours except for Pixy Stix!
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What is a "Pixy Stix"?
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Paper tubes filled with sugar
and artificial flavor.
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- Really?
- Want to try one?
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Come in.
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Mmm!
Oh, these are brilliant!
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After a dozen or so,
you feel likeyou're riding a horse.
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Let's get back to this.
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Now, I'm-
I'm your husband.
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- Dharma, I have purchased something-
- He wouldn't say "purchased."
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- Fine, fine. Dharma, I have
acquired something foryou.
- Acquired?
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Just-Just do it.
Dharma, this is foryou.
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- [ Screams ]
- No, no, no, no.
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That-That's frightened, like seeing a ghost.
No. Try seeing a necklace.
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What's frightening
about seeing a ghost?
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All right.
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Better still.
Just repeat after me.
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[ English Accent ]
Oh, Gregory, that's absolutely magnificent.
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[ English Accent ]
Oh, Gregory, that's absolutely magnificent.
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Not with the accent,
you silly twit!
227
00:15:12,510 --> 00:15:14,410
- I'm not using an accent.
- Yes, you are.
228
00:15:14,479 --> 00:15:17,846
- Well, you started it!
- But I'm allowed to! I'm English!
229
00:15:21,786 --> 00:15:23,777
[ Sobs ]
230
00:15:26,157 --> 00:15:28,990
- Here's your mineral water?
- Wow! Mineral water!
231
00:15:29,060 --> 00:15:33,793
- Isn't this whatyou ordered?
- Why? Did I seem surprised?
232
00:15:33,865 --> 00:15:36,857
- Yes.
- Well, I wasn't. I was acting.
233
00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:40,200
I left L.A. to get away
from you people.
234
00:15:41,372 --> 00:15:43,636
Hi. Sorry I'm late.
235
00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:47,838
- I had to, uh, stop home and pick something up.
- Really? What?
236
00:15:47,912 --> 00:15:52,349
Well, doyou know what today is?
237
00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:54,977
No!
238
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:04,759
Okay. Okay. It's our
six month anniversary....
239
00:16:04,829 --> 00:16:08,731
and I got you
a little something.
240
00:16:16,307 --> 00:16:19,242
- What's this?
- Open it up.
241
00:16:25,516 --> 00:16:28,713
A pasta maker.
242
00:16:28,786 --> 00:16:31,448
So you don't have to keep borrowing
the one from my parents.
243
00:16:31,522 --> 00:16:37,256
- A pasta maker.
- Open it up. I thinkyou'll like the instructions.
244
00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:42,191
Ooh.
245
00:16:44,102 --> 00:16:47,435
What could this be, huh?
246
00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:01,611
It's a freakin' bracelet.
247
00:17:10,161 --> 00:17:13,460
- Hey.
- Dharma, stay back.
248
00:17:13,531 --> 00:17:16,796
- [Beeps ]
- All clear!
249
00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:21,795
Boy, I don't know ifthese things
are worth the convenience.
250
00:17:23,508 --> 00:17:27,239
Larry, I've told you a million times,
the microwave isn't gonna hurtyou.
251
00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:30,440
Yeah, well,
better safe than sterile.
252
00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:38,614
Is Abby around?
I need to talk to her.
253
00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:41,454
She's out.
Areyou okay?
254
00:17:41,526 --> 00:17:44,290
No, I'm not.
I really need to talk to Abby.
255
00:17:44,362 --> 00:17:48,526
You know, honey,
when you have problems...
256
00:17:48,599 --> 00:17:50,794
you can always talk to me too.
257
00:17:50,868 --> 00:17:53,268
I know.
Thankyou.
258
00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:56,830
Did she mention when
she was coming back?
259
00:17:56,908 --> 00:17:59,240
Probably.
260
00:18:01,879 --> 00:18:04,848
Is this about Greg?
Did he giveyou the necklace?
261
00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:09,376
No, he gave me this bracelet. I think
he got the necklace for somebody else.
262
00:18:09,454 --> 00:18:11,388
Oh, no, honey.
263
00:18:11,456 --> 00:18:14,721
- There are probably a million logical explanations.
- Like what?
264
00:18:14,792 --> 00:18:18,660
Like, uh, maybe he
bought it for himself.
265
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:22,097
- Maybe he enjoys wearing women's jewelry.
- Larry!
266
00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:25,294
I didn't say clothing.
I said jewelry.
267
00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:30,603
Or- Or- Or maybe it was the onlyway
he could prove he was on the Titanic.
268
00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:39,274
You're right.
There are lots of explanations.
269
00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:43,150
So, you feel better, pumpkin?
270
00:18:43,221 --> 00:18:46,713
Yeah. Thankyou.
271
00:18:46,791 --> 00:18:51,956
Now think really hard, Larry.
When's Abby coming home?
272
00:18:54,365 --> 00:18:57,061
Well, thanks for calling, Larry.
I was worried about her.
273
00:18:57,135 --> 00:19:00,901
No. No, I'm-
I'm pretty sureyou called me.
274
00:19:03,241 --> 00:19:06,074
Oh, uh, actually,
she's walking in right now.
275
00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:09,705
No, no, she's walking
in here. Okay.
276
00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:11,874
I got to go. Bye.
277
00:19:11,949 --> 00:19:16,318
Okay. I'm just going to come out and say it.
I found the necklace.
278
00:19:16,387 --> 00:19:18,480
- What necklace?
- The pearl necklace.
279
00:19:18,556 --> 00:19:21,525
The pearl ne-You were
going through my stuff?
280
00:19:21,592 --> 00:19:23,560
What wereyou doing
going through my stuff?
281
00:19:23,628 --> 00:19:26,529
This isn't about me, this is aboutyou.
What's the deal with the necklace?
282
00:19:26,597 --> 00:19:29,259
- It's foryou.
- What, for next Christmas or something?
283
00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:31,767
Uh, probably.
OrValentine's Day.
284
00:19:31,836 --> 00:19:34,828
Oh, you expect me to believe that
you buy gifts a year in advance?
285
00:19:37,108 --> 00:19:39,099
I- I do.
286
00:19:40,211 --> 00:19:42,202
Oh, God, you do.
287
00:19:44,048 --> 00:19:48,109
Of courseyou do.
It's exactlywhat you'd do.
288
00:19:49,654 --> 00:19:51,645
I suck!
289
00:19:53,224 --> 00:19:55,590
Greg, I'm so sorry.
I am so-
290
00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:58,185
Like, you know, when you accidentally
hit a guy in a crosswalk sorry.
291
00:19:58,262 --> 00:20:01,231
- Like so sorry.
- I forgiveyou.
292
00:20:01,299 --> 00:20:03,233
- Really?
- Yes.
293
00:20:03,301 --> 00:20:07,328
- Thankyou.
- You're welcome.
294
00:20:07,405 --> 00:20:09,600
Greg, this secret's driving me crazy.
295
00:20:09,674 --> 00:20:12,142
Look, why don'tyou
just tell me what it is.
296
00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:15,179
Because I promised
not to say anything.
297
00:20:15,246 --> 00:20:19,945
All right. Well, how about this?
How about we play charades and I guess?
298
00:20:21,352 --> 00:20:23,343
- That's good.
- Thankyou.
299
00:20:23,421 --> 00:20:25,355
I'm really good at charades.
300
00:20:25,423 --> 00:20:28,119
- Oh, you thinkyou're good. Wait until you see me.
- Okay.
301
00:20:28,192 --> 00:20:30,183
- Go!
- Okay.
302
00:20:30,261 --> 00:20:33,662
Fourwords.
Me. My?
303
00:20:33,731 --> 00:20:36,222
My- My- My bird.
304
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:40,396
My, uh- My- My eagle.
My- My- My- My pigeon.
305
00:20:40,471 --> 00:20:43,031
My, uh- My- My-
306
00:20:43,107 --> 00:20:45,837
My... Ieft foot.
307
00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:48,276
My pirate-
Pirates ofiPenzance!
308
00:20:48,346 --> 00:20:50,678
Oh, Dharma, did you scratch
my Pirates ofiPenzance album?
309
00:20:53,451 --> 00:20:56,215
Ants. Uh, pair of ants.
Uh- Uh- Uh-
310
00:20:56,287 --> 00:20:58,847
Pair of ants- Pair of aunts,
pair of aunts-
311
00:20:58,923 --> 00:21:02,723
Arsenic and Old Lace! Yes!
312
00:21:03,794 --> 00:21:06,024
No!
313
00:21:07,965 --> 00:21:12,129
Egg, eggie, eggie,
eggs, egg white, egg white-
314
00:21:12,203 --> 00:21:14,398
egg yolks, yolks, uh-
315
00:21:14,472 --> 00:21:17,305
Myyolk, uh-
316
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:22,779
Myyolks are separated.
Myyolks are separated!
317
00:21:22,847 --> 00:21:28,376
Why is that a secret? You know I like
my omelets without the cholesterol.
318
00:21:28,452 --> 00:21:30,716
You're in pain.
You're in pain.
319
00:21:30,788 --> 00:21:34,724
You're tired. Uh-
Pillow- Uh, um-
320
00:21:37,695 --> 00:21:41,062
Broke up. Broke up.
How hard is that?
321
00:21:42,433 --> 00:21:46,563
Wow. You are so good.
322
00:21:46,637 --> 00:21:49,800
- You're coming with me to San Francisco.
- I can't. I've got a show to do.
323
00:21:49,874 --> 00:21:51,933
It's your turn.
324
00:21:57,114 --> 00:21:59,048
It's 4 to 6 Foot!
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