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Isthatyou, Emilio?
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Yes, my sweet.
It is I, Emilio.
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Well, I don't have much time.
My husband will be home any minute.
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- Never fear, my sweet flower.
- [ Squeals ]
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- A minute is all I will need.
- Wait.
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Then you are a big
disappointment, Emilio.
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- I'll be right back.
- Where areyou going?
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I'm gonna go to Chinatown and get some of
those big, black, squiggly mushrooms.
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- Can I useyour car?
- Honey, I told you, it's our car.
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You don't have to ask
every timeyou want to use it.
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- Mmm, great.
- Oh, uh,just one thing.
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Last timeyou used the car, you,
uh, reset the trip odometer.
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Yeah. Did you know that
"The Long and Winding Road"...
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is 6.7 miles long?
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- No.
- And the "Highway to Hell"...
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is exactly
a half a mile shorter?
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- Isn't that weird?
- It's just that I was...
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using the trip odometer
to calculate gas mileage.
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- Cool.
- And rememberto set the parking brake.
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- The transmission's not a kickstand.
- No, it's not.
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Areyou going to get any
ofthose spicy little Chinese crackers?
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- You want some?
- No, it's just last time,
you opened them in the car...
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and the crumbs worked theirway
into the seat crevice.
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- Sorry.
- It's okay. It's okay.
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Ifyou need it,
there's a little DustBuster in the trunk.
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It plugs right into
the cigarette lighter.
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- Check.
- Oh, and when you're done...
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just put it back in the trunk organizer between
the flares and the spare washer fluid.
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- Honey?
- Mm-hmm?
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I loveyou, but bite me.
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Hey, look at this one. Duel air bags,
antilock brakes, good mileage.
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- It's got everything.
- Cool. Let's get it.
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Slow down, slow down.
Doyou like the color?
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It doesn't matter.
I'm gonna cover it with glitter anyway.
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So, you lookin'
to buy a car today?
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Maybe. What's the price?
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- Honey, the price is right here.
- Dharma- Dha-
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Let me do this.
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Here's what I'm willing
to pay for the car.
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[ Laughs ]
Boy, oh, boy.
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I can't even show this
to my manager.
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Well, that's all
we can afford.
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- Geez, Greg, you make it sound like we're poor.
- Dharma-
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All right. Sinceyourwife
is such a lovely lady- [ Clicks Tongue ]
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Iet me see what I can do.
[ Mutters ]
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Okay, right now, he's pretending
to talk to his manager.
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When he comes back out, he'll pretend
to be upset and give us a lower price.
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We say, "No, thanks,"
and we pretend to leave.
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He stops us, offers us an even better
price, but, of course, we won't take it.
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I'm confused.
Are we still buying a car?
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All right.
I talked with my manager.
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He's not happy about this,
but I thinkyou will be.
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Folks, we are not making
a penny on this car. [ Chuckles ]
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- No deal.
- Hey, Dharma, that's pretty good.
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No, I can't letyou do a deal
whereyou don't make any money.
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No, that just wouldn't-
No, that wouldn't be right.
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Look- Look, you know,
I-I am making some money on it. Yeah.
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So when you said you weren't
making any money, you were lying?
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It's okay,
because we knew he was lying.
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You knew he was lying,
and you didn't do anything about it?
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- Well, no.
- You think that helps him?
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- Listen, folks, I-
- No, I'm sorry. I don't mean to pry...
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but wereyou raised with any
particular religious tradition?
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Presbyterian.
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Okay. Well, I don't know
all the details about that...
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but, I mean, there's rules
there about lying, right?
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- Yeah.
- And how does that makeyou feel?
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I'm sorry.
I-I don't want to lie.
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I- I wanna be an honest person,
but, ma'am, I've got kids to feed.
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- Doyou really?
- No. I just can't stop lying.
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[ Muttering ]
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It'll be okay.
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It'll be okay.
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Abby, I can't believe
you're making meat.
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I know. Well, your in-laws
are coming to dinner for the first time...
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and I want it to be special.
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I'm sorry, sister cow.
[ Disgusted Groan ]
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Hey, Greg, your old man
still got that bad back?
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- Yeah, why?
- I found my ergonomic chair.
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Thankyou, Larry.
There's nothin' my dad loves more...
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than experimental furniture.
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Oh, man!
What is that smell?
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- Standing rib roast.
- Of meat?
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- Yes, meat.
- We're gonna have meat?
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No, the Montgomerys
are gonna have meat.
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We're gonna have squash
and walnut loaf. Your favorite.
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My favorite.
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Sit next to me.
I'll hookyou up.
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Blessed Mother Earth,
from whom this bounty comes, we thankyou.
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- [ Greg, Kitty, Edward ] Amen.
- We dedicate this evening's meal...
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to the freedom-loving people
of Burma...
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suffocating under
the illegitimate choke hold of oppression.
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- [ Greg, Kitty, Edward ] Amen.
- And to our bovine friend...
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whose noble sacrifice
nourishes our guests...
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we askyour forgiveness.
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Oh, dear God.
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We askyour strength...
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to sustain us
in these interesting times.
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- Amen!
- [ All ] Amen.
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- Abby?
- Yes?
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This rib roast
is just the way I like it-
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rare enough
to hear it moo.
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Thankyou. Thankyou.
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Mmm! Moo!
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So, uh, did, uh, Dharma tell you
we went car shopping today?
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- Why doyou need a second car?
- Well, we don't, really.
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I keep telling her she can
always use my car- our car.
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Hey, Larry, what's the name
ofyour friend who's a dealer?
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He's in jail.
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- The car dealer.
- Same guy.
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Abby, what is this
unusual condiment?
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- Oh, it's chutney.
- Mmm!
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- She pickles her own.
- Mmm. How delightful.
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Yeah. Uh, we have
a canning circle this Friday...
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and you're welcome
to come ifyou like.
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- I could showyou how to makeyour own.
- I'll driveyou.
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Edward, dear, surelyyou recall
that we're busy on Friday night.
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My art foundation is hosting
the opening ofthe Salazar installation.
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- Salazar?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Abby?
- Yeah?
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Didn'tyou used
to date that guy?
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Oh, I'm sure this is
a different person.
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- This is Salazar, the artist.
- No, the same guy.
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We have one ofhis sculptures
out in the backyard.
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- You have a Salazar in the backyard?
- [Abby] Mm-hmm.
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- Mmm. Did you wanna see it?
- I-
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- Yeah, sure.
- [ Stammering ] That would be fascinating.
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Sureyou do. Come on.
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Come out and see it, Kitty.
Just watch whereyou step.
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The goat hasn't been
feeling well.
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So, Finkelstein...
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she keeps a souvenir
ofthe old boyfriend, huh?
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Dad, haveyou tried
the cabbage chips?
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I'm talking
to your father-in-law, Son.
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- I know, and I wish you wouldn't.
- It's okay.
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I'm cool that Abby's
been with other men.
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It's not like I didn't have
mywild days too.
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Yeah. You dated Mama Cass,
right?
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Sort of. I drove her home
from the Fillmore one night...
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when she passed out.
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Finkelstein, ifiyou're so all-fiired cool
about this Salazar guy...
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why don't you come on down
to the opening?
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- Sure. Fine. I will.
- It's a charity event.
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You'll have to pay
a hundred dollars a person.
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No problem.
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I'll just have to dip
into my cash stash.
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If everyone would
turn around, please.
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- Oh, man! Where did I-
- The peanut butterjar.
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Right. Excuse me.
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Ohh!
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The empty one.
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[ Laughing ]
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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- Hey.
- Hey! Greg, come here. Check out my new ride.
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- What doyou mean, your new ride?
- Me and Larry and Jane...
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went to the city auction,
and we made a killer deal.
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- Which one is it?
- The one right in front ofthe building.
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- Behind the big, yellow school bus?
- Nuh-uh.
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- In front ofthe big, yellow school bus?
- Nope.
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Please tell meyour car is under
the big, yellow school bus.
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[Dharma ]
The 1968 Blue Bird.
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Powered by a nine-liter engine,
fully automatic, four-wheel drive.
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Comfortably seats 24 adults...
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or 38 sixth-graders.
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This was your father's idea,
wasn't it?
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No, actually, he thought it was
a little impractical.
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Dharma, Larry thought
it was impractical.
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- Doesn't that tell you something?
- Uh-huh.
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He's jealous.
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- Hey, come on. Let's go for a ride.
- All right!
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- Whoo-hoo!
- You bought a school bus.
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- Get over it!
- All right. You ready,Jane?
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- We gotta back this thing up.
- I'm on it.
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Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep!
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[ Swooshing ]
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- Where does this bus go?
- Where do you want it to go?
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- 1 1 th and J udah.
- Then that's where it's going.
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- How much?
- It's free.
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- I'm a senior.
- Fifty cents.
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- That's better.
- [ Swooshing ]
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[Man Singing]
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- [ Continues ]
- [ Bell Dinging ]
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[ Dharma ] Come on, darlin'!
You can do it!
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
[ Cheering ]
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[ Continues ]
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[ Swooshing ]
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- Our bus broke down.
- Oh, well, hop in.
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- [ Boys Cheering ]
- All right. Move it, move it, move it!
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We're not insured
to drive these kids around.
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- Hey, kids, you gonna sue us?
- [ Boys ] Yeah!
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They don't mean it.
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[ Continues ]
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- Uh, Dharma.
- Oh. Airport.
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[ Swooshing ]
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Dharma, do you think
we should call it a day?
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Oh, yeah,
maybe we should.
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- Unless you wanna drive.
- Really? I've never driven a school bus.
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It's fun. It's like driving
an ice-cream truck...
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except we don't sell drugs.
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[Ends ]
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Hey, this guy's
tailgatin' me.
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[ Horn Honking ]
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Okay, watch this.
Stop the bus.
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We could keep him here
for days.
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- Wow!
- "Wow," good or "wow"...
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I have something
hanging out of my nose?
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- "Wow," good.
- Thankyou.
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Okay, let's go.
We gotta gas up the bus.
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Dharma, we can't take the bus
to an art opening.
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Oh, come on, Greg.
Picture the look on your mother's face...
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when we come rolling up
in Old Yeller.
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[Horn Honking]
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Oh, dear God!
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See? There's the face.
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- That's a great face.
- It's not the "Hey, Mom...
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I married Dharma" face,
but it's right up there.
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[ Swooshing ]
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- Would you like me to park this foryou, ma'am?
- Uh, that depends.
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Doyou know how to find reverse
in a '68 Blue Bird?
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- Probably.
- "Probably" doesn't park the bus, son.
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[ Swooshing ]
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Salazar, I'm such
an admirer ofyours.
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You know, we bid on Inverted Cone No. 3
at the Christie's auction.
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- We didn't get it, but-
- No, wait. Excuse me.
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- Abigail?
- Yes!
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- Abigail O'Neil?
- Yeah.
228
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- Oh, Sali!
- Come here, Abby.
229
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- Abby, Abby!
- Oh, hi!
230
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- God, look atyou!
- Hey!
231
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You're just as beautiful
as ever.
232
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Oh, come on. Oh, look atyou,
Mr. Big World-Famous Artist.
233
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- I know.
- We rememberyou when you were nothing.
234
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- Who areyou?
- You remember Larry.
235
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- Larry.
- Oh, right. Yeah, yeah.
236
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, the transvestite.
237
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- That was just for the draft board.
- Uh-huh.
238
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Salazar, darling,
I seeyou have met my family.
239
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- Y-Your family?
- Yes, silly. [ Laughing ]
240
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Our children are married. In fact, we had
dinner at their home the other evening...
241
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and they showed me this
exquisite piece ofyours.
242
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Yeah, a Bright Cone No. 2.
243
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- Remember?
- I use it as a hose caddie.
244
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Yes. I, uh-
I gave it to Abby...
245
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for our, uh-
our engagement present.
246
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- I know.
- Hello? You were engaged?
247
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Yeah, yeah. Well, we were veryyoung.
We didn't know what it meant.
248
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I knew what it meant.
249
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:05,900
Anyway, you are a very lucky man
to be married to Abby.
250
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- Oh, they're not married.
- As good as married.
251
00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:12,337
Well, then, I mean,
there is still hope, right?
252
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Just kidding.
Just kidding.
253
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Abby, I want to showyou
the new piece. Come on.
254
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This is a really big cone.
255
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Walk this way.
256
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:27,150
Oh, Lord, how could she have
let a man like that get away?
257
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,927
Oh, well, oops. Ta!
258
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:38,694
You gotta admit
you can't do that in a Saab.
259
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,865
You also, uh, can't do it
in North Carolina.
260
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- Soyou happy I bought it now?
- Come on, Dharma.
261
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I admit it's been a lot offun, but it's
not really a practical second car.
262
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:54,779
Practical? Honey,
did you forget whoyou married?
263
00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:57,822
How about this? How about
we get a sport utilityvehicle...
264
00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:00,552
or a small R.V.
in a reallyweird color?
265
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,652
- Anything but a bus.
- You don't understand.
266
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:08,166
Okay, listen. When I was growing up,
I was homeschooled.
267
00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,599
And every day, that bus drove,
by filled with kids...
268
00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:15,299
Iaughing and screaming,
and I never got to go on the bus.
269
00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:19,140
Dharma, by that logic,
we should live in a schoolhouse.
270
00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:22,271
That's a great idea. No!
271
00:16:22,347 --> 00:16:26,010
'Cause then we could have
assemblies and school plays!
272
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:29,111
I'd like a brandy Alexander.
273
00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:31,122
What kind ofa girlie drink
is that?
274
00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:36,151
You're right.
Make it a sloe gin fizz.
275
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:42,258
So, you still cool about
the ex-boyfriend, Finkelstein?
276
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:46,134
No, I'm not. You happy?
I'm actuallyvery upset about it.
277
00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:50,665
Oh, well, uh,
buck up, soldier.
278
00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:56,912
- "Buck up, soldier"?
- Buck up, conscientious objector?
279
00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:02,318
I mean, how can I compete
against a guy like Salazar?
280
00:17:02,387 --> 00:17:04,753
- He's a genius.
- Genius? The guy's a big phony.
281
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:07,155
And you, you have a lot
to offer a woman.
282
00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:09,694
- Like what?
- Well, you've got-
283
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:17,328
- You own that house, right?
- It's in Abby's name.
284
00:17:17,402 --> 00:17:19,893
Oh.
285
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,440
Another candy-ass drink
for my friend.
286
00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:28,709
- [Thunderclap ]
- Um, excuse me. Attention, please.
287
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:32,444
Could I have your attention, please?
Um- [ Chuckles ]
288
00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:35,112
I wanted to alert you all to a-
to a small problem.
289
00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:38,122
As you- As you do know,
it is raining. [ Chuckles ]
290
00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:40,351
Uh, anditseems
that the rain...
291
00:17:40,425 --> 00:17:44,225
is gathering inside
Inverted Cone No. 8...
292
00:17:44,296 --> 00:17:48,096
um, which is acting effectively
as a funnel...
293
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:52,194
um, causing
a minor flooding condition...
294
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:54,501
- in- in the parking area.
- [ Patrons Groaning ]
295
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:57,565
What areyou saying,
that our cars are underwater?
296
00:17:57,643 --> 00:18:00,134
Actually, I'm trying very hard
not to say that. [ Chuckles ]
297
00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:03,875
- Oh, my God.
- Um, no, no, no. Calm down.
298
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:07,248
Please calm down.
There is no need to be concerned.
299
00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:10,220
Although it has been suggested
that we evacuate the building...
300
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:12,814
as it is about to be
swept out to sea.
301
00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:15,121
- So-
- It's miles to the main road.
302
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:18,823
- How are we supposed to get out ofhere?
- Greg, the bus.
303
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:21,491
Come on, everybody!
Old Yellerwill save us! Come on!
304
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:27,803
- Abby? Abby?
- Right here.
305
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:30,808
Where wereyou?
I was looking everywhere.
306
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:34,039
Oh, I was trying to convince
Salazar to get on the bus...
307
00:18:34,112 --> 00:18:37,206
but he wants to go down
with his cone.
308
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,216
Genius.
309
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,218
All right.
Is everybody in the bus?
310
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:45,017
- Yes, everyone's on.
- Does everybody have their buddy?
311
00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:50,722
Excuse me. Do the words "wall ofwater"
mean anything to you?
312
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,991
All right, everybody.
Here we go.
313
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,260
Hang on.
314
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,359
[Engine Grinding]
315
00:18:57,436 --> 00:19:00,701
We're not gonna make it!
316
00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:05,072
Hey, Mr. Negative,
wouldyou pipe down?
317
00:19:05,143 --> 00:19:07,077
All right, everybody.
If Old Yeller's...
318
00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:09,670
going to get out of the mud,
he's going to need your help.
319
00:19:09,748 --> 00:19:14,708
So I need you to focus
all ofyour positive energy and sing.
320
00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:18,222
[ Singing ]
321
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:21,225
- I can't hearyou.
- [ All Joining In ]
322
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,761
Oh, for God sakes, people, sing!
323
00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:29,890
[Engine Starts ]
324
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:32,528
It's working!
"The people on the bus go up and down."
325
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:36,062
[ Singing Continues ]
326
00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:47,443
[ Singing Stops ]
327
00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:56,685
All right, kids.
This is your stop.
328
00:19:56,762 --> 00:20:00,755
Single fiile.
[Swooshing]
329
00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:02,766
- Good night, honey.
- Goodnight. Bye.
330
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:04,734
- Good night.
- Good night.
331
00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,703
- Bye, sweetheart.
- Bye.
332
00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:10,037
[ Gasps ]
Oh, no! Old Yeller!
333
00:20:19,584 --> 00:20:21,518
Why can't we fix him?
334
00:20:21,586 --> 00:20:24,783
Pumpkin, the engine block
is cracked.
335
00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:27,086
There's nothing we can do.
336
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:29,821
There's gotta be, Greg.
There's gotta be something.
337
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:33,490
He saved us.
Old Yeller saved us all!
338
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,591
I know. I know.
339
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:41,765
And right now, the kindest thing
we can do for him is to let him go.
340
00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:45,132
- Honey?
- What?
341
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:48,407
- Doyou wanna get a new bus?
- Oh, Greg!
342
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:52,348
You can't just replace
Old Yeller.
343
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,215
I know. You're right.
344
00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:57,482
And let's always
remember that.
345
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,420
- Hey.
- Hey!
346
00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:07,931
- What's goin'on?
- You're here!
347
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,161
- Jane and I went back to the auction.
- Oh, no.
348
00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:12,169
Check it out.
349
00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:14,535
I see a fire truck...
350
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,904
an ambulance,
a street sweeper...
351
00:21:16,975 --> 00:21:19,170
and a cherry picker.
352
00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:23,677
You gotta guess.
353
00:21:27,085 --> 00:21:29,019
It's 4 to 6 Foot!
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