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-Sorrywe're late, Dharma.
- That's okay.
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- Where is everybody?
- Not here.
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- So, we're not late.
- No, I just don't think anybody's coming.
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- So we are late.
- Larry, it doesn't matter ifwe're late.
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Then why did we rush?
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What's goin' on?
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Well, everyweek I've been losing
more and more students...
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to that stupid self-defense class
across the hall and, now, look.
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Hey, we're still
youryoga students.
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We'll even pay ifyou want.
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- We don't pay?
- No.
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We don't pay.
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Then what does it matter
ifwe're late?
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You know what, guys?
I think I'm just gonna cancel class for today.
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- Aw, Dharm, you're sure?
- Yeah. Might as well.
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I mean, there are lots of other things
I can be doin' anyway.
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Dharma, I'm seeing feelings,
but I'm not hearing them.
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[ Sobs ]
I'm a bad teacher.
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No! No!
You're a good teacher.
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Aw, sweetie, go ahead
and cry it out.
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- No, I don't wanna cry.
- Crying is part ofthe healing process...
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when you cry over loss.
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Rememberwhen you were a little girl
and the ice cream truck hit Doobie...
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and we cried and cried?
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Doobie died?
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You told meyou
took him to a farm.
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I didn't want
to upsetyou, Larry.
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[ Sobs ]
I really loved that dog.
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We all loved that dog.
[ Sobs ]
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I miss my class.
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Of courseyou do, baby.
Of courseyou do.
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[ Sobs ]
Do-Do-Doobie!
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- Doobie!
- [ All Sobbing ]
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[ Sports Announcer,
Indistinct ]
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Haveyou ever seen
a game like this?
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- I've never seen a game like this.
- This is an incredible game.
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- And how about this pizza?
- Best pizza I ever had.
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Extra cheese, extra sauce,
extra crust.
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It's like two pizzas.
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I tell ya, I am in heaven.
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[ Sobbing ]
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Crying woman, man.
I gotta go.
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Dharma, what's the matter?
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[ Babbling ]
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What?
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- What?
- Everybody quit her class to take self-defense.
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Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
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[ Mumbling ]
It's okay.
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[ Mumbling ] It's just the universe
trying to tell me something.
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It's okay. It's just the universe trying
to tell her something.
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Trying to tell herwhat?
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[ Rhythmic Sobbing ]
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[ Babbles ]
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"Dharma sucks."
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Good luck.
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That's not true, sweetie.
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[ Babbles ]
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"Where did Pete go?"
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- [ Babbles ]
- "Come back, Pete."
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- [ Loud Sobbing ]
- Tell her he, uh...
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can't stand to be
around crying women.
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[ Babbles ]
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She speaks English.
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- You gonna be okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine. I'm all cried out.
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Areyou sure? 'Cause we
really don't have to do this.
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- No, I know, but I thinkyour
mother's counting on us.
- Dharma, there'll be...
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a lot of
people at the fund-raiser.
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She won't even notice
ifwe don't show up.
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But, Greg, what if everybody
says that and no one comes?
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It happens, you know.
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I mean, even when you know
it's not your fault...
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there's this little voice
insideyour head-
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It's loud
for a little voice-
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and it says you're just
a big honkin' loser.
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- Honey-
- No, I'm fine. I'm fine.
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Blah! Come on!
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Oh, God.
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Ah, Dharma, Gregory.
I'm so glad you could come.
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It's, uh, quite a turn out
you have here, Mother.
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Well, you know, I always say, you give people
what theywant, you can't keep them away.
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What are you saying,
I'm just a big loser?
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- Well, I-
- Hey, Dad, come over here and say hello.
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Greg, Dharma,
glad you could make it.
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Dharma, aren'tyou supposed to be
at whatchamacallit class?
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- "Yoga," Edward. Yoga.
- Right. Yoga.
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You know, I was just reading an article
in Business Week...
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that says yoga is pretty popular,
ifyou can believe the liberal press.
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- Hey, you know what? I'm ready
for some opera. Are you?
- Mm-hmm.
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Dharma's a big
fan of opera.
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Oh, that's so nice to hear. So many
young people today have no class.
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[ Sobs ]
No class.
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- [ Sighs ]
- Let's go, Mom.
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Bang a gong.
Let's rock the house.
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He's been with her too long.
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- Edward-
- Uh, let me just get another drink.
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You have a drink.
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- No, I don't.
- Please.
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All right everyone, we are about to begin.
Please takeyour seats.
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- [ Exhales ]
- You're doin' great, honey.
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Yeah, I know. Yoga's not
the only thing I can do.
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I do a really good impression
ofa fettuccine noodle. Wanna see?
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[ Sobs ]
I bet somebody's gotta want that.
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Thankyou all so very
much for being here...
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fiorbeingso generous
withyour donations to the opera...
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and I want to remind you
for every thousand dollars...
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you get to join
the golden circle.
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And for $1 0,000 you get to wear
an iron hat and be part ofthe show.
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Amusing as ever, Edward.
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Now, without further ado,
I want to introduce toyou...
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San Francisco's very own
"Soprana Divina"...
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- Odetta Sanderford.
- Sanderford.
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Excuse me.
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- [ Piano: Classical ]
- [ "Un Bel Di" ]
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You know, I don't know
much Italian...
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but I think it's about a happyyoung boy
and a chocolate cake.
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No, it's not. It's about a woman
whose lover leaves her pregnant-
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[ Sobs ]
and then she kills herself.
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Well, still it's pretty
bouncy, considering.
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- [ Sobs ]
- [ Continues ]
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Hey, Dharma, look.
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[ Laughs ]
Cut it out.
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I'm not looking.
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[ Laughing Loudly]
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- [ Stops ]
- He was singing with his hands.
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- [Laughing]
- Does this mean she starts over?
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[ Laughing ]
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[Laughing]
Oh, myGod!
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Your mom is gonna be
so mad atyou.
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Me? You're the one
that started laughing.
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Yeah, you're the one
who married me.
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You know that's what
really grinds her.
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That's true.
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Oh. [ Yelps ]
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- [ Chuckles ] God, that was so much fun!
- [ Laughs ]
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Yeah. And I thought the evening
was going to be a total disaster.
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I'm glad you're back.
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[ Sighs ]
You know what, Greg?
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I don't have to teach yoga.
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I think I'm gonna go
over there tomorrow...
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and just clean out my locker
and get on with my life.
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Good foryou.
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- Ifyou don't stop that, I'm gonna biteyour nose.
- Stop what? Ow!
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[Man Shouts ]
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- [ Shouts ]
- [ Groans ]
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Okay. You've immobilized your attacker.
What's next?
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- [ All ] Cause pain!
- That's right. Very good.
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Now I want everybody to feel
the fleshy area under the chin.
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You apply a little bit
of pressure there...
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and you can make Mr. Mugger
buyyou dinner and driveyou home.
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- [ Gagging ]
- Now...
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ifyou reallywant
to have some fun...
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you can bust through the
soft tissue right about there...
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hookyour thumb in
under the bone...
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- and you've gotyourselfa puppet show.
- [ Gagging ]
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All right, I want every
one to go home tonight...
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and practice that
on a loved one.
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Seey'all tomorrow.
Thanks for helping out.
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Hi, I'm Dharma.
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- Nice to meetyou, Dharma. Spyder.
- Spyder?
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Dharma?
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Good point. Um, look,
I was just wondering-
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No, it's too late,
class is full.
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But I add new ones all the time. Ifyou
want to putyour name on the list over there...
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I'll be sure to giveyou a call
ifthere's an opening or an injury.
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- Oh, no, I don't want to takeyour class.
- Fine, be a victim.
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This is the highest
crime area in the city.
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"Burglaries, carjackings-
Every 20 minutes someone gets mugged."
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- Pretty scary, huh?
- Yeah, but it's not true.
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But it's still scary.
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How can you just make
stuff up like that?
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Well, basicallyyou start with nothing
and you just build from there.
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Soyou just frightened all my students
into taking your class?
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- Your students?
- Yeah, I'm the one who used to teach...
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-theyoga class across the hall.
-Oh, the one that got canceled?
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Oh, wow, you must be
really mad right now.
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- Yeah.
- I must really bug you, right?
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- Yes.
- Well, what areyou gonna do about it?
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- Um-
- Um-
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[ Imitates Meditative Om ]
U-U-Um.
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Boy, lucky foryou I don't
believe in violence.
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Well, then this is going to come
as a big surprise toyou.
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[Yells ]
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- Hey!
- What?
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Don'tworry about me.
I'm fine.
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I don't care ifshe is
a martial arts instructor.
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A little antifreeze in her coffee
and she's begging for the stomach pump...
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just like the rest of us-
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which is where we come in
in our fake paramedic outfits.
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Why doyou have fake
paramedic outfits?
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To get into concerts
for free.
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Duh!
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Oh, and we're not doing
anything to this woman.
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The universe will
take care ofit.
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Dharma, I hate to say this,
but I agree with Jane-
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Not on the psychotic-homicide
part...
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but I do think
you should do something.
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- Why is it psychotic?
- Greg, there's nothing I have to do.
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I mean, I'm a good teacher.
She's a big liar.
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Jeremiah was a bullfrog.
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Lather, rinse, repeat-
That's it.
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Okay, but aren'tyou just
a little bit angry?
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No.
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She'll pay for her
bad karma eventually.
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Everybody does.
It's a scientific fact.
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Well, she's got us there.
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I feel good
about myself.
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I can sleep easy tonight.
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[ Muttering ]
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- [ Breathing Heavily]
- Dharma! Dharma, wake up.
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- [ Greg's Voice ] You're having a bad dream-
- [ Screams ]
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[ Spyder's Voice ]
aren'tya, yoga girl?
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Ha!
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All right, Spyder, I'm gonna
rearrangeyour chakras. [ Yells ]
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I'm not Spyder. I'm the 1 6th president
ofthe United States, Martin Van Buren.
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Liar! He was the 8th president.
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Wait, how did I know that?
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[ Both Shout ]
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- [Doorbell Rings ]
- Oh, wait. Can you hang on a sec?
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- No problem.
- Okay.
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Whee!
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- Are we having sex in this dream?
- No, honey, not in this one.
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Oh, okay. Sorry to
interrupt, Mr. President.
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Ha! Look, I'm being
a fettuccine noodle!
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- [ Shouts ]
- [ Blathers ]
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And I left the marines under
suspicious circumstances.
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Yeah, well,
pasta luego!
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[Screams ]
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What floor do I live on?
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- [Screaming Continues ]
- [ Singing ]
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A happy boy
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And a chocolate cake
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Now?
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No! This isn't
a sex dream.
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00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,405
Then why are you dressed
as Little Bo Peep?
236
00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:39,308
No, I'm-
I hate when this happens.
237
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,539
[ Bleating ]
238
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:45,744
[SpyderScreaming]
239
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,514
[ Speaking Out OfSync ]
Your pathetic sheepherding style...
240
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:51,352
is no match
for the Spyder.
241
00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:59,460
Or maybe it is.
242
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:04,469
Oh, Lord, must I do everything myself?
[ Hisses ]
243
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:07,529
- What areyou doing?
- Getting rid ofthe daughter-in-law I never liked.
244
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:11,008
She doesn't likeyou
She never liked you
245
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:16,640
[ Vocalizing ]
246
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:20,083
Stinky, Nunzio!
Get the kitty!
247
00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:22,279
- Oh, this is absurd!
- Get the kitty!
248
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:25,586
[ Barking ]
249
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,152
[ Growls ]
250
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:32,197
[ Speaking Out OfSync ]
Nowyou will pay...
251
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:35,257
foryour lies
and fabrications.
252
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,508
[ Shouting ]
253
00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:53,346
[ Screaming ]
254
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:59,054
I'm dreadfully unhappy
and nobody knows it
255
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,252
I'm a self-loathing
macho thug
256
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,557
Who needs some love
somewarmth
257
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:07,497
- [ Holds Note]
- Oh.
258
00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:10,933
Aw. Come h-
259
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:15,269
[Screaming]
260
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:26,216
Don't worry, Dharma.
Daddy's here.
261
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:30,722
Oh, Daddy! She's being so mean to me.
What do I do?
262
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:35,386
All I'm saying is
give peace a chance.
263
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,952
Good idea.
264
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,665
Ow.
265
00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:55,176
Peace.
266
00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:59,240
[ Sobbing, Babbling ]
267
00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:01,445
What's Pete saying?
268
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,717
"Why did this have to happen?
It was such a waste."
269
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:08,726
[ Babbling ]
270
00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:12,787
And he hates his hair.
271
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:16,025
And, so, once again...
272
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:18,502
yoga has triumphed
over mindless violence...
273
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:21,233
and the people
ofthe village are safe!
274
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:23,298
[ All ]
Yea.
275
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:26,868
So, now ifyou'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go have sex with my husband.
276
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:29,414
Okay, Greg, now!
277
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:33,043
Readywhen you are, baby.
278
00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:39,415
Wait a minute,
you're not Greg.
279
00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:44,891
Yes, I am.
280
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:47,364
Okay.
281
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,707
So, what doya think?
282
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:59,006
Well, I think it's interesting
thatyou had a dream...
283
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,707
with everyone in it
butyour own mother.
284
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:05,444
Abby, come on.
What does it mean?
285
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:08,009
I thinkyou still have a lot
of unresolved feelings...
286
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,112
about this woman
stealing your students.
287
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:15,286
- No, I don't.
- Oh, really? Then how doyou explain this?
288
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:23,028
- [ Screams ]
- I was hiding in your mother
289
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,297
[ Both Shout]
290
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:31,842
[ Muttering ]
291
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:39,447
Dharma, wake up.
292
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:41,713
You're havin' a bad dream.
293
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:45,154
- I was?
- Doyou want to talk about it?
294
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:55,730
- No, we need to fool around.
- Need to?
295
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,793
Yeah, I just dreamt
that I...
296
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:01,965
kissed some accountant
from outer space.
297
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,608
All right, everybody read
this and learn the truth.
298
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,945
There's no burglars,
no muggings, no carjackings.
299
00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:13,576
The old people in the neighborhood
are not a gang.
300
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:17,247
Theyjust travel in packs and got a good deal
on matching windbreakers.
301
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:22,460
What the hell doyou
thinkyou're doing?
302
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,996
Oh, hi.
303
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:27,259
I decided I had to do something
about all your lies.
304
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,324
I think it's timeyou tell
all these people the truth...
305
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:31,392
about howyou've been deceiving them
into taking your class.
306
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:34,598
All right. I-I-
I thinkyou oughta go.
307
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,971
- No.
- What did you say?
308
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:40,705
- I said, "No."
- Okay.
309
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:43,475
Can somebody call
an ambulance?
310
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:48,509
See, everybody? She's the only
violence in this neighborhood.
311
00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:51,078
[ Muttering ]
312
00:19:51,156 --> 00:19:53,590
Okay, now,
I could fight back...
313
00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:55,650
but that's
not the answer!
314
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,753
The answer is love
and compassion.
315
00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:02,096
Now everybody focus all ofyour love
and compassion on Spyder.
316
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:06,433
- Are you through?
- Love.
317
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:12,269
- Aw, screw it.
- [ Whimpers ]
318
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:16,474
You're not focusing,
people!
319
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:25,151
- Hi, honey.
- Hi. What happened toyou?
320
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:28,921
I won!
321
00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:32,191
- You beat her up?
- No, she kicked the hell out of me...
322
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:37,327
but I think she broke her
pinkie toe on my tush.
323
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:40,998
So how exactly
did you win?
324
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:44,406
Well, I just told my old
students the truth.
325
00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:47,639
- So they're comin' back toyour class?
- Oh, no.
326
00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:50,238
I think they're a little afraid to drop
out ofthat self-defense class.
327
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:52,307
She's pretty scary.
328
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:54,352
This is ridiculous.
We have laws.
329
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:58,379
- She can't intimidate people like that.
- Greg, I'm fine.
330
00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:00,652
I'll just start anotheryoga class...
331
00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:03,923
as soon as I can,
you know, bend.
332
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:08,296
No. I'm not going to allow anybody
to lay a hand on mywife...
333
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,426
and get awaywith it.
334
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:23,475
Well, ifher pinkie toe
wasn't broken before, it is now.
335
00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:28,986
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