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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:05,638 --> 00:00:08,436 [Exhales] Howwas golf? 3 00:00:08,508 --> 00:00:10,533 Itwas fun. 4 00:00:13,913 --> 00:00:16,905 I don't get it, Greg. Ifgolfmakes you so miserable, why doyou do it? 5 00:00:16,983 --> 00:00:19,850 - Because it relaxes me! - [ Imitating Barking ] 6 00:00:21,654 --> 00:00:24,248 - Sorry. - Greg- 7 00:00:24,324 --> 00:00:26,417 Woo, I'm worried aboutyou. 8 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:31,123 You push yourself. At work, at the gym, at golf. 9 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:34,257 You never have any time when you're just at peace. 10 00:00:34,334 --> 00:00:37,735 - Oh, no, here it comes. - Yoga would changeyour life. That's all I'm saying. 11 00:00:37,804 --> 00:00:39,863 So would breast implants. 12 00:00:40,907 --> 00:00:43,273 Greg, yoga helps you feel relaxed... 13 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:46,312 and emptyyour mind and feel serene. 14 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:49,405 - More than golf? - Afraid ya can't do it? 15 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:51,746 Ah- Nice try. 16 00:00:51,818 --> 00:00:54,753 - All right. Sorry I brought it up. - I can doyoga. 17 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:56,448 - I'm sureyou can. - I just don't want to. 18 00:00:56,523 --> 00:00:58,457 I understand. 19 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:06,555 - What time's the class? - 6:00. 20 00:01:06,633 --> 00:01:08,567 - I'll be there. - Yea! 21 00:01:08,635 --> 00:01:12,503 And ifyou don't like it, we'll getyou those breast implants. 22 00:01:32,192 --> 00:01:34,126 Greg, you're gonna loveyoga. 23 00:01:34,194 --> 00:01:37,459 Larry and I have found that it's an amazing tune-up for sex. 24 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:39,964 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 25 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:43,127 'Cause ofthe wayyour blood gets flowing and your hips are loosened. 26 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:46,195 When your hips are loose, you can feel the energy pulsating straight- 27 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:49,833 No, no, don't... spoil it for me. 28 00:01:49,909 --> 00:01:52,434 How's it goin', Mr. Finkelstein? 29 00:01:52,512 --> 00:01:56,107 Not too shabby. I've decided I'm gonna become rich. 30 00:01:58,084 --> 00:02:00,382 Really? Since when did you become a capitalist? 31 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,387 There's nothin' wrong with making money. 32 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:04,389 As long as you're environmentally responsible... 33 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:06,891 and treatyourworkers in an ethical and humane manner. 34 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:11,727 His little brother bought this huge house in Marin County, and it's driving him crazy. 35 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:15,657 That had nothing to dowith it. 36 00:02:15,735 --> 00:02:17,669 I just got these great tapes. 37 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:19,864 Fourteen Days To Untold Wealth. 38 00:02:19,939 --> 00:02:21,873 I'm on day- 39 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:26,604 Got 'em at a garage sale. He still hasn't noticed... 40 00:02:26,679 --> 00:02:30,115 that day 1 0 is a Paul Anka tape. 41 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:33,516 Uh, all right. Before we start tonight, um, there's a few announcements. 42 00:02:33,586 --> 00:02:37,682 First, Freddie here is on the ninth day ofhis cleansing fast. 43 00:02:37,757 --> 00:02:40,123 Let's all give it up for Freddie! 44 00:02:42,228 --> 00:02:44,719 Okay, and this is from Sherry... 45 00:02:44,797 --> 00:02:47,857 who teaches the tantric sex workshop. 46 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:51,062 "You must bring a partner. I am not running a pickup scene." 47 00:02:53,206 --> 00:02:56,175 Oh, and finally, there's a little mix-up in last month's newsletter. 48 00:02:56,242 --> 00:02:58,608 The reflexology massages are in room 1 03... 49 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:00,976 and the high colonics are in room 1 05. 50 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:05,209 Sorry about that, Clark. 51 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:07,845 Okay, let's getstarted in the, uh... 52 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:10,048 Tadasana mountain stance, please. 53 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:13,058 [Ambient] 54 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:16,789 That's good, honey. Okay, we're really gonna work our hips today. 55 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,490 Yes! 56 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:22,429 Chins to chest. We're closing our eyes... 57 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:25,300 and clearing our mind and focusing on our breath. 58 00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:28,340 Nothing exists exceptyour breathing. 59 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:30,399 [ Ringing ] 60 00:03:31,644 --> 00:03:33,669 The cellular customer you have called... 61 00:03:33,746 --> 00:03:36,340 has traveled outside the service area. 62 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:39,351 Please hang up and return to a simplerway oflife. 63 00:03:41,654 --> 00:03:43,645 Sorry. Sorry. 64 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:47,352 All right. Now, we're rolling forward at the waist... 65 00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:49,588 and reaching for our toes. 66 00:03:56,102 --> 00:03:58,764 - Here, honey. Touch my toes. - I- 67 00:03:58,838 --> 00:04:01,398 I got it. I got it. I got it. 68 00:04:01,474 --> 00:04:03,601 Putyour hands in front ofyou on the floor... 69 00:04:03,676 --> 00:04:05,610 and right foot forward, left leg back. 70 00:04:05,678 --> 00:04:07,646 Let's really open up those hips. 71 00:04:07,714 --> 00:04:10,308 - [ Sighs ] - Okay, not so much, Abby. 72 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,954 All right, now put your hands in the air, palms together. 73 00:04:17,023 --> 00:04:20,117 - What? - We're gonna hold this for five breaths. 74 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:21,956 One, two, three, four, five. 75 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:26,190 - One. - Oh, God! 76 00:04:28,134 --> 00:04:30,796 - Two. - [ Whimpers ] 77 00:04:33,172 --> 00:04:37,370 - Three. - Yeeeee- [ Whimpers ] 78 00:04:39,145 --> 00:04:42,672 Four. 79 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:45,217 Five! 80 00:04:49,722 --> 00:04:52,953 Are you sure this mob guy's gonna snitch, 'cause it's ourwhole case. 81 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:55,494 Don't worry, he'll snitch. 82 00:04:55,561 --> 00:04:58,257 The guy's a snitch. He's gotta snitch. 83 00:04:58,331 --> 00:05:02,358 And ifhe doesn't snitch, he's just a guywith a secret. 84 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:06,605 Areyou gonna stand there like that all day? 85 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:10,666 Give me a break. I'm practicing. Yoga is extremely difficult. 86 00:05:10,743 --> 00:05:12,768 Yeah. Does your husband think so too? 87 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:16,114 All right, tough guy. 88 00:05:16,182 --> 00:05:18,878 Try... this. 89 00:05:18,951 --> 00:05:20,885 Okay. 90 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:24,046 Oh, yeah, man. This is brutal. 91 00:05:24,123 --> 00:05:27,650 Yeah, I'm gonna need a manicure and a daiquiri after this. 92 00:05:29,595 --> 00:05:32,325 Your mother's on the phone. Doyou want to talk to her now... 93 00:05:32,398 --> 00:05:34,366 or afteryou're done savin' Metropolis? 94 00:05:39,038 --> 00:05:41,199 - Thanks, Marlene. Put her through. - Line one. 95 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:44,707 - Hi, Mom. What's up? - Oh, hello, darling. 96 00:05:44,777 --> 00:05:49,544 I just wanted to remind you, we're giving a little birthday partyfor Luddy tomorrow. 97 00:05:49,615 --> 00:05:52,413 - How's this, ma'am? - Uh-J- Hold on. 98 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:56,080 Um- Oh, clowns. That's a little juvenile, isn't it? 99 00:05:56,155 --> 00:05:58,350 I'll try again, ma'am. 100 00:05:58,424 --> 00:06:02,019 No, no, no. It's your choice, Luddy. It's your birthday party. 101 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:09,324 - Is 1 2:00 noon all right? - It's, uh, on my calendar. 102 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:11,427 Good. Oh. And, darling, bring a birthday gift. 103 00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:15,838 A nice one, but not silver or liquor. She has enough ofboth. 104 00:06:15,908 --> 00:06:19,002 Yes, Mother. G-Good-bye, Mother. 105 00:06:19,078 --> 00:06:22,411 Oh, man, it's my mother's maid's birthday. What doyou suppose she'd like? 106 00:06:23,783 --> 00:06:25,876 The bestyears ofher life back? 107 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:29,980 I don't know, Larry. I don't know. 108 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:32,422 I feel weird about asking Greg's father for money. 109 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:36,155 Don't worry about it, Dharma. He'll make it back in 1 4 days. 110 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:38,356 Paul Anka wouldn't lie. 111 00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:42,094 Dharma. What a pleasant surprise. 112 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:44,227 Hello, Finkelstein. 113 00:06:44,303 --> 00:06:47,329 Ed? I am gonna makeyou a very rich man. 114 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,602 You're about three generations late. 115 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:55,504 Let me askyou a question. When was the last time... 116 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:58,414 the sole ofyour foot touched the back ofyour head? 117 00:06:58,484 --> 00:07:01,112 What the hell is he talking about? 118 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:03,678 He wants to make a video of myyoga class. 119 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:06,316 Oh. You need to borrow the camcorder? 120 00:07:06,392 --> 00:07:10,590 No. We want to do a professional video and mass market it. 121 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:12,790 And donate the profits to charity. 122 00:07:12,865 --> 00:07:16,028 A percentage ofthe profits. We gotta eat too. Right, Ed? 123 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:21,506 Picture this- Dharma in a lotus position on the beach. 124 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:26,238 Soft focus, ethereal music, the odd seagull. 125 00:07:26,312 --> 00:07:28,246 Ba-caw. Ba-caw. 126 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:31,044 Ba-caw. Ba-caw. 127 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:33,312 And... Dharma. 128 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:35,616 Why don't we just borrow the camcorder? 129 00:07:35,688 --> 00:07:39,419 No, come on. Do the thing with the breathing. Dig this. 130 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:43,451 All right, well, usuallylstart byasking every.one to close their eyes. 131 00:07:43,529 --> 00:07:45,463 How do they see the video? 132 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:50,894 J ust do it, Ed. 133 00:07:52,171 --> 00:07:55,470 Okay, then I say, "J ust focus on your breathing." 134 00:07:55,541 --> 00:07:58,237 I nhaling and exhaling. 135 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:02,509 Shut all the distractions ofthe day, the phone calls, the errands... 136 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:05,073 and, slowly breathing... 137 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:08,712 return to theselfi you lost along the way. 138 00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:10,949 The person you used to be. 139 00:08:11,023 --> 00:08:13,821 And just be that person. 140 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:16,623 [ Blubbering ] 141 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:22,827 Well, it doesn't do anything for me. 142 00:08:22,902 --> 00:08:26,167 But the lady folk might go for it. 143 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:30,676 You know women. You could probably sell them a whole new wardrobe for it too. 144 00:08:30,743 --> 00:08:34,008 Hey, that's a great idea. 145 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,014 What is? 146 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:38,710 You know, ifthis thing is as popular as you say it is... 147 00:08:38,784 --> 00:08:42,652 we ought to open up some ofthese yoga places in the strip malls. 148 00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:45,247 We could sell 'em clothes right there. Pack 'em in. 149 00:08:45,324 --> 00:08:47,792 Breathe, breathe, breathe. Sell 'em a blouse on the way out. 150 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:51,455 Brilliant. And we can put in juice bars in the lobby. 151 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:55,262 Hey, and we can sell them some of that Fen-Phen they love so much. 152 00:08:55,334 --> 00:08:57,859 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on! 153 00:08:57,937 --> 00:09:00,565 What happened to the video? What happened to charity? 154 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,200 What happened to Larry Finkelstein? 155 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:05,301 He's swimmin' in the big pool now. 156 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:08,841 The big pool is nice, Dharma. 157 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:12,877 Oh, God, I just remembered! 158 00:09:12,952 --> 00:09:15,420 I can't do this. I have a soul. 159 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:21,425 We should probably go with a celebrity anyway. 160 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:24,486 You know, Dolly Parton might look good in a leotard. 161 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:29,931 All right, you won "salute to the sun." 162 00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:33,267 - Ten bucks on this "lungee" thing? - You got it. 163 00:09:33,339 --> 00:09:38,504 Oh, I'm sorry, Dharma. This is the craziest idea your father's ever had. 164 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,741 Mm-mmm. Nuh-uh. Rememberwhen he got involved in that whole pyramid scheme? 165 00:09:41,814 --> 00:09:44,681 We all had to go door-to-door selling those big aluminum pyramids. 166 00:09:46,385 --> 00:09:48,649 Okay. All right, everyone, release the position... 167 00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:50,655 and go into a squat position. 168 00:09:50,723 --> 00:09:53,453 - Release the position. - You release it. 169 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:56,495 - I'm perfectly comfortable like this. - So- So am I. 170 00:09:57,496 --> 00:09:59,430 Squat. Now. 171 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:03,393 Five bucks on the Chinese bus stop. 172 00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:06,897 Make it 1 0. 173 00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:10,841 Are we betting on yoga? 174 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:14,471 - Uh, no. - I wouldn't even know where to begin to do that. 175 00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:20,886 All right, everybody, roll onto your backs... 176 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:24,013 and slowly lift your legs straight up into the air. 177 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:28,483 Uh,Jennifer, you have a little hole in your leotard there. 178 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:34,129 All right. Now, advanced students, open those legs wide into a straddle position. 179 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,998 Uh, beginners... and Jennifer, keepyour legs together. 180 00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:41,803 Can Montgomery possibly keep up with him? 181 00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:43,808 Twenty bucks says he can. 182 00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:46,902 All right, now, it looks easier than it is, so be careful. 183 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:49,539 'Cause ifyou push too hard, you could possibly strain- 184 00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:51,549 - Your groin? - Uh-huh. 185 00:10:51,617 --> 00:10:54,450 Whoa. All right! We've got a winner! 186 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:57,580 We've got- Oh, hamstring! Hamstring! 187 00:11:02,728 --> 00:11:05,094 - Ow. Ow. Ow. - [ Barking ] 188 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:07,098 Shh! Shh! No barking. 189 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,225 Look, boys. Tums. 190 00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:11,963 Get 'em. Get 'em. 191 00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:13,972 [ Strains ] 192 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,031 - [ Clears Throat ] - Uh, hi. 193 00:11:16,108 --> 00:11:20,704 Hi. Beforeyou say anything, I'm fine to go to work. 194 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:23,112 - I'm perfectly okay. - Oh, good. Great. 195 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:25,548 Come here and give me a good-bye kiss. 196 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:37,354 Very funny. 197 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:41,061 It hurts, but I still have to go to work. 198 00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:43,294 What do you absolutely have to do... 199 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,303 that it can't wait till tomorrow? 200 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:48,033 I've got to get these to Word Processing today. I've got- 201 00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:50,871 All right. I'll turn in your homework. What else? 202 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:53,036 I've got a bunch of stuff I could get a jump on. 203 00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:56,047 Jump? You couldn't even towel offbelow the waist. 204 00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:59,243 - You watched that? - I always watch that. 205 00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:04,214 I set my alarm to watch that. 206 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,351 Dharma, I can't just stay home. 207 00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:09,690 Greg, don't you understand? 208 00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:12,390 This injury is the universe's way... 209 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:14,399 oftelling you to slow down. 210 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,765 Well, any universe that talks to me through my groin... 211 00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:19,532 can go around the corner and kiss my butt. 212 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:23,809 Here's what you're going to do. 213 00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:26,140 You're not gonna watch TV. You're not gonna go to work. 214 00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:28,680 You're not gonna talk on the phone. You're gonna sit right here... 215 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,581 - relax and just be in the moment. - And do nothing? 216 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:34,278 Yeah, you're right. It's probably too advanced foryou. 217 00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:36,821 Hey, wait a minute! I can do nothing. 218 00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:38,823 It's a lot harder than it looks. 219 00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:42,884 Oh, please. I'll betyou I can do absolutely nothing all day. 220 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:45,829 I'll betyou you can't do it without makin' a bet. 221 00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:48,167 - You're on. - I justwon. 222 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:55,133 - Can I helpyou? - Oh, hi. 223 00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:58,540 You must be Marlene. Uh, I'm Dharma. I talked toyou on the phone. 224 00:12:58,610 --> 00:13:02,671 Oh, you're Greg's wife. What areyou, like eight feet tall? 225 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:07,378 - Uh, no. I'm 5'1 0". - Oh. 226 00:13:07,452 --> 00:13:10,319 It's a different world up there at 5'1 0", isn't it? 227 00:13:10,389 --> 00:13:12,414 You never have to sit on a phone book. 228 00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:14,618 You never have to hem a pair of pants. 229 00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:17,253 You see the bald spots beforeyou sleep with the guys. 230 00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:20,423 Well, you know- No, I'm wearing heels, so- 231 00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:22,524 Me too. 232 00:13:23,835 --> 00:13:25,962 Look, can we just start over? 233 00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:28,199 Look, Greg's not feeling well, and he asked me... 234 00:13:28,273 --> 00:13:31,208 - to make sure that these got to Word Processing. - Oh, sure. 235 00:13:31,276 --> 00:13:33,904 I'll scurry on down on my stubby little legs... 236 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:37,176 'cause I'm justyour own little personal Oompa Loompa. 237 00:13:39,651 --> 00:13:41,585 - Hey, Marlene. - Go to hell. 238 00:13:43,188 --> 00:13:45,088 Pete, why is she so mean? 239 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:49,560 - She's a federal employee. The term's "disgruntled." - Huh. 240 00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:52,290 So, uh, where's the little mister? 241 00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:54,229 - Home resting. - Wimp. 242 00:13:54,299 --> 00:13:57,063 Anything you need, I'll do it. 243 00:13:57,135 --> 00:13:59,933 Uh, tell Greg that, uh, we made a deal with the snitch... 244 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:03,668 andhe's gonna turn overthe tapes, and, uh, wejust gotta set up a meet. 245 00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:05,710 - Gotcha. - Oh, uh... 246 00:14:05,777 --> 00:14:08,974 by the way, did, uh, any of the young ladies at youryoga class... 247 00:14:09,047 --> 00:14:11,106 uh, ask ifyours truly would be coming back? 248 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:14,050 Yeah. But not in the wayyou're hoping. 249 00:14:15,887 --> 00:14:18,481 [Phone Ringing] 250 00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:21,321 Hello? Oh, hi, Kitty. 251 00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:24,851 No, Greg's not in today. No, no, no. Don't worry. He told me about the party... 252 00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:27,296 and I'm gonna get a gift for the maid. 253 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,028 Yeah. No, nothing serious. He just pulled his groin. 254 00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:33,970 What else am I supposed to call it, Kitty? 255 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,200 The muscle near his penis? 256 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:42,510 Yeah. "Groin" doesn't sound so bad, now, does it? 257 00:14:44,983 --> 00:14:48,282 Christmas gift for Kitty- OurBodies, Ourselves. 258 00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:52,881 Abby? Yeah, hey. Um, listen, I need your help. 259 00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:55,518 I have to get something for Kitty's maid, and I don't really know- 260 00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:57,585 - [ Ringing ] - Hang on. 261 00:14:57,663 --> 00:15:01,258 Hello? Tapes? What tapes? 262 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:05,429 Oh! God, you're the snitch. Uh, okay, we have to set up a meet. Hang on. 263 00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:07,369 Pete! Pete! 264 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:09,339 - Marlene? - [ Ringing ] 265 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,467 Oh, boy. Okay. 266 00:15:12,844 --> 00:15:15,312 Greg's office. Please hold. No, Kitty, hold on. 267 00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:18,406 No, Kitty, hold on. No, Kitty, hold- I said hold on, woman! 268 00:15:18,483 --> 00:15:21,350 - Hi, I'm back. Oh, Abby! Uh- - [ Ringing ] 269 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,753 Ah! Hang on. Hello? 270 00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:27,849 Kitty, no fair. You're only allowed to be on one line at a time. 271 00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:30,986 Okay, so, uh, Greg's parents' address is... 272 00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:33,088 625 Pinehurst. 273 00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:35,725 Meet me there by noon. 274 00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:39,100 Hi. All right, so I need you to bring the tapes... 275 00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:41,503 to the basement ofthe federal building. 276 00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:44,098 I'm blonde, and I'm eight feet tall. 277 00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:51,009 Oh, man. This is livin', doin' nothin'. 278 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:55,076 Kickin' back, chillin' out, talkin' to myself... 279 00:15:55,153 --> 00:15:58,316 respondin' to myself, startin' to reallyworry about myself. 280 00:15:59,324 --> 00:16:02,054 [ Sighs ] 281 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,061 Now, my lawyer has drawn up... 282 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,256 an informal partnership agreement. 283 00:16:06,331 --> 00:16:10,961 Um, very standard. Just sign right there. 284 00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:14,904 Wait a minute. How do I know what this says? 285 00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:17,669 [ Chuckles ] Read it. 286 00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:23,742 Hold on, Ed. Before we formalize anything... 287 00:16:23,815 --> 00:16:25,806 I'd like to discuss my salary. 288 00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:29,411 Salary? I'm not gonna payyou a salary. You haven't done anything. 289 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:32,286 What areyou talking about? I broughtyou the idea. 290 00:16:32,357 --> 00:16:34,951 But the idea hasn't made any moneyyet. 291 00:16:35,026 --> 00:16:37,790 Oh, I see how this is gonna go. 292 00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:39,922 You gorgeyourself at the trough... 293 00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:43,991 while I'm supposed to be happy sucking the crumbs offyour $2,000 ties. 294 00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:48,005 I never paid more than $40 for a tie in my life. 295 00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:50,507 - I don't even own a tie. - Well, what's your point then? 296 00:16:50,575 --> 00:16:52,566 Where's my tie? 297 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,539 - Finkelstein, get out. - What? 298 00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,607 I'm not gonna do business with you. Go home. 299 00:16:59,684 --> 00:17:02,448 All right. In that case... 300 00:17:04,055 --> 00:17:06,717 - let's talk about my severance package. - Oh, boy. 301 00:17:10,595 --> 00:17:13,223 Day after day after day. 302 00:17:14,232 --> 00:17:16,462 How do you do it? 303 00:17:24,342 --> 00:17:26,435 Hello? 304 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,271 Hello? 305 00:17:36,421 --> 00:17:38,446 - Oh, God! - What? 306 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,492 Oh, Abby, what are you doing here? 307 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,858 You told me to meet you here. 308 00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:46,022 Oh, no! Oh, God, I sent a mobster... 309 00:17:46,097 --> 00:17:48,657 maybe a professional killer, to Kitty Montgomery's house. 310 00:17:48,733 --> 00:17:51,827 - What are you gonna do? - Oh, God. I gotta get there before she hurts him. 311 00:18:01,112 --> 00:18:03,512 - Hey, Greg. - Hi,Jane. 312 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:06,346 - Whatcha doin'? - Oh,just relaxin'. 313 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,352 Tryin' the meditation thing that Dharma does. 314 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:11,548 - It's really great. - Right on. I'll leaveyou alone then. 315 00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:15,115 No, no, no, no, no. I can do that later. We never get a chance to talk. 316 00:18:15,193 --> 00:18:18,185 - Why is that? - 'Causeyou think I'm creepy. 317 00:18:19,631 --> 00:18:22,498 Oh, not creepy. 318 00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:24,899 Quirky. 319 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:27,438 Creepy, quirky, quirky, creepy. 320 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,304 You're bored offyour ass, aren't ya? 321 00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:34,243 Mm-hmm. 322 00:18:34,412 --> 00:18:37,313 Oh, for God sakes, Luddy, no more balloons. 323 00:18:37,382 --> 00:18:39,373 The soonerwe do this, the sooneryou get to... 324 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,919 clean up and have the rest ofthe afternoon off. 325 00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:45,650 Kitty, Kitty! Have you seen a strange man sneaking around here? 326 00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:48,124 Oh, the rottweilers have someone treed in the backyard. 327 00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:50,787 - Maybe that's who you're looking for. - Thankyou. 328 00:18:50,862 --> 00:18:52,830 Oh, oh- Ah- 329 00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:54,957 Happy Birthday, Luddy. I gotta go. 330 00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:59,001 Fourteen Days To Untold Wealth. 331 00:18:59,070 --> 00:19:03,006 - Well. - I'll be givin' my two weeks notice then. 332 00:19:03,074 --> 00:19:05,941 [ Singing ] 333 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:13,914 Luddy! [ Singing ] 334 00:19:16,254 --> 00:19:18,779 [ Barking ] 335 00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:21,052 Neiman! Marcus! Thankyou, okay? 336 00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:23,754 Buh-bye! Oh. 337 00:19:23,828 --> 00:19:26,023 Hello. Sorry about the mix-up. 338 00:19:26,097 --> 00:19:28,998 - Did you bring the tapes? - The deal's off. 339 00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:32,901 - Why? - I'm nervous, all right? 340 00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:36,566 Oh. Understandable. God, you're under so much pressure. 341 00:19:36,641 --> 00:19:38,939 Okay, um, try this. 342 00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:42,605 Closeyour eyes- [ Inhales ] take a nice deep breath. 343 00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:48,852 Relax, and just let go- 344 00:19:51,122 --> 00:19:53,955 ofyour stress. 345 00:19:54,025 --> 00:19:57,517 Then I went out with Randy. That didn't last long. 346 00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:59,689 But he did turn me on to cat milk... 347 00:19:59,764 --> 00:20:01,698 which you can drink straight... 348 00:20:01,766 --> 00:20:04,326 but it makes a really nice... sharp cheese. 349 00:20:07,238 --> 00:20:09,900 Pretty quirky, huh? 350 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:13,911 - Oh, hey, guys. - Oh, Dharma. Good. 351 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,439 Ifyou stay home tomorrow, I'll bring lunch. 352 00:20:17,515 --> 00:20:20,245 - You like quesadillas? - I used to. 353 00:20:20,318 --> 00:20:22,252 - Bye,Jane. - Later. 354 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,788 Later. 355 00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:27,120 - So, how'd it go? - Terrible. 356 00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:30,753 I mean, I really didn't do anything, but I couldn't turn my brain off. 357 00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:33,093 I- I kept thinkin'... 358 00:20:33,164 --> 00:20:35,189 which long-distance carrierwe should use. 359 00:20:35,266 --> 00:20:37,257 Should I switch from boxers to briefs? 360 00:20:37,335 --> 00:20:40,168 How fast doyou have to drive to always stay in the sun? 361 00:20:40,238 --> 00:20:43,401 In caseyou're interested, it's 1,037 miles an hour. 362 00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:46,933 It's notyour fault, Greg. I've seen yourworld. 363 00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:50,846 It's full of nut balls, and they all have your number on speed dial. 364 00:20:50,915 --> 00:20:54,180 Soyou seewhat I mean? I'm hopeless. I'll never learn to relax. I'll n- 365 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:59,253 - What wereyou thinking ofjust then? - Nothing. I was just kissing you. 366 00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:01,519 Hey, thatwas it! I wasn't thinking! 367 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:03,925 - You were in the moment. - I was in the moment! 368 00:21:03,995 --> 00:21:06,122 How doyou like that? Do it again. Mmm! 369 00:21:07,465 --> 00:21:10,764 Wait a minute. You're not here. Where'd you go? 370 00:21:10,835 --> 00:21:14,862 About... 1 5 minutes in the future, and... we're both naked. 371 00:21:14,939 --> 00:21:17,237 I'll meetya there. 372 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,711 Ow. Ow. Eh- 373 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,713 Hang on. Don't start without me. 374 00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:29,343 How's it goin'? 375 00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:31,514 Well, I gotta say... 376 00:21:31,589 --> 00:21:35,525 there were quite a few times there when I was completely in the moment. 377 00:21:35,593 --> 00:21:39,723 - Good foryou. - Other times, I was listing state capitals in my head. 378 00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:43,393 - But that was entirely foryour benefit. - Yea, good for me! 379 00:21:46,971 --> 00:21:48,871 It's 4 to 6 Foot! 30331

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