All language subtitles for Dating Naked UK (2024) S02E06.en

# MTV #

- Previously,
on "Dating Naked",

naked newbie Tilly
put Jordan through his paces.

I'm so blown away by this.

- And I gave her
a secret mission.

To keep a boy safe, all you
have to do is kiss them.

- New connections formed.
- I am sharing a bed with Matt,

and I am getting
quite a lot closer to him.

While others broke apart.

- I'm not gonna sit around
and be second best.

This is no more.

- At the Dumping Ground,
Jarrakeh was voted out

but given a last-minute
Hail Mary.

Actually, Jarrakeh...

And Luke returned.

- Good to see you, Luke.
- Thank you, Rylan.

Girls,

you now have
a decision to make.

It's a simple one, but it
carries a huge consequence.

You must now choose
who you wish to return with you

to the "Dating Naked" house.

You could either save Jarrakeh

or swap him out for Luke.

Girls, you can now
take a moment together

to discuss your options.

- Is this a fucking piss-take?

That's the guy
I was seeing before.

- I want to give Jarrakeh
the benefit of the doubt.

- If we save Jarrakeh,
I'm basically left

with absolutely nothing.

- We should swap
cos Dom's not met Luke.

- Well, and you might like him.
- Yeah.

- But, like, how strong
is your connection with him?

- Do you think that's something
you want to explore again?

- Now my head's fucked.
- It's a hard decision.

- Girls, your time is up.
Please come back.

# Let me tell ya how it goes #

# It's you I'll need, baby
Yeah #

- Kelsey,
do you girls wish to save...

...or swap?

# Who will save you now? #

We want to...

# This twisted game #

...swap.

# I am fuel to the fire #

Luke, this means

you will be re-joining
the rest of the daters.

Congratulations,
please join the boys.

Unfortunately, Jarrakeh,
that does mean

it is the end of
your "Dating Naked" experience.

- It's just the way
the cookie crumbles.

- You really have been
a brilliant dater

and I don't think any of us
are gonna forget you... at all.

- See you soon, I hope.
- Thanks very much.

# You are my fire,
the only spark in my soul #

I'm feeling good.

I've had a brilliant experience
and I've had an amazing time.

No hard feelings, you know.

Holding a grudge

or having hate in your body
is like holding a hot rock

in your hand,
and you just have to let it go.

- Well, it's been a night
of surprises.

And I'm not done yet.

I'm joking, I am,
I'm exhausted.

Laters, daters.

(uplifting music)

# We're here to conquer it all
Conquer it all #

(cheering)

- And we're back.
- We did it!

Welcome back, Lukey boy!

(whooping)

- Well done!
- I needed this.

Ah! It feels so good
to be back.

Like, it's a long time coming,
I think.

- Oh, girls.
- So, babes.

Can I clear the air?

I feel like it's been like
a crazy time since I came in

and obviously
I had this mission

and I never wanted
to step on any toes.

I know I could
have had a conversation.

- Yeah.
- And I do apologise

for not actually
clearing the air

and having more of an open
conversation with you.

- No, no, no, it's all fine.
No, no, it's fine.

I'm feeling confused because

literally a few hours ago

I nipped it in the bud
with Connor

because I'm not sitting around
letting him kiss somebody else

while I'm still sat there
with a genuine connection.

It shouldn't have taken that
to realise

that actually there is
a serious connection with us.

It just leaves me in this grey
area with Connor, to be honest.

- And I'm sorry,
I didn't mean to kiss Rico,

but I did want
to save him for you.

- That's fine,
I just don't understand

why the kiss was so long,
but I am grateful

- for you saving him.
- Yeah.

- Right, Keir,
spill the tea on Luke.

So, my turn.

So, yeah, he's just come in

now I'm seeing Matt,
so it's like, "Yay(!)"

Seeing Luke tonight...

I don't know. I don't know
how I feel. I don't know.

Obviously, I did like Luke,
so it's put me

in a right situation,
hasn't it?

- Let me get this clear.
So, who's, like, on who?

- Connor's with...
Connor's obviously with Kels.

Hopefully, they sort that.
Rico's Lauren.

- And I was...
- Yeah, go on. Ryan.

Ryan, everyone.

- Ryan, everyone!
- Whoever.

- I was cracking on with Dom
and that didn't work out

so now I'm chatting to Keir
and sharing a bed with her.

Cool, cool.

Fuck! Keir,
I did only come back

because I thought
she could still be here.

Do I let go of that
because she's with Matt?

Or do I really double down
and pursue her?

- You all right?
- Are you all right?

- Yeah. How you been?
- I've been all right.

You had to throw a spanner
in the works, haven't you?

- I know.
- Now I'm like... Fuck!

- This is me being
totally honest with you.

I was ready to go home
and I was like,

I only want to go back

with the thought
that you was gonna be in here.

I took the risk,
I was like, you know what?

This girl is actually special.

- Luke, I did like you
though as well.

That's why it's fucked now.

It's just going to be an
awkward conversation with Matt.

- The only question I would ask
with the Matt situation

is how many people
has he kissed

or been with in here in the
space of time he's been here?

That screams red flags to me.

I'm saying, as a friend, do
I think Matt's right for you?

In my opinion, no.

I'm not afraid
of treading on toes.

I'm confident if I do enough, I
could take Keir off his hands.

(laughs)

You make your own decision.

I just want you to know
that I come back for you.

- Oh, God.
- Fuck!

# In love #

Are you all right?

- It's just not a nice thing
to watch, is it?

Like it did go on
for a fucking long while.

- I didn't know...
- What felt like forever.

I'm absolutely fuming!
Like, why didn't he pull away

after like three seconds?

- I didn't want
to upset you from it.

- It's just a bit shit,
isn't it?

- Oh, it's fine.
- Don't sound fine!

It's fine.

Why are you pissed off?

- I had to have an awkward
conversation with Luke.

Luke?

- He was trying to say he was
going to get a flight home

and the only reason he's come
here is because of me.

- But that's up to you
to decide.

You know what I mean?
I, honestly, all this shit...

You want to crack on with him,
crack on with him.

Oh, my God, this guy, honestly,
the chat on him, seriously.

He's a salesman.
He's full of shit.

He's gonna feed you everything
you want to hear

cos he's after his commission.

- Feel good?
Do you feel comfortable?

- I feel really bad because
I've obviously stepped on toes

with a few of the girls, which
has made me feel a bit uneasy.

So, I think
I feel, like, relieved

that that's now,
like, all out in the air.

Both Jordan
and Ryan have traits

that I value and like.

But I think right now

my head is leaning
a little bit towards

Jordan and I'm really excited
to continue

to see if this connection
can grow.

- You must be
mentally exhausted.

I am and sorry,

I feel like I can't really give
you a lot of energy right now

- cos I think it's just been--
- OK.

So, let me say
something to you.

You know we're talking about
100 and you're giving me 20?

- Yeah.
- I can give you the other 80.

- That is the best thing
someone could ever say.

I'm here to help.
Do you know what I mean?

I'm lost for words

with Jordan because he's like
the biggest cutie.

He was like "If you've only got
20%, I'll bring the other 80."

I was like, "Who says that?"

Funny you should ask, Tilly,

because I know exactly
who says that.

I don't believe in 50/50.

You might be like, "I've had
a shit day and I'm at 10%"

But there's going to be days
where I'm going to be 10%

and you're gonna have
to hold the team.

- Unbelievable way
to think about that.

Mm.

- I think
I've kissed enough boys!

I think you have.

I think you should be giving
the kisses to me.

(kissing)

- Why are you telling me
to crack on with someone else

if you like me when I've got
Luke saying the right things

and that's what I want
you to be saying?

He's not telling me to crack on
with everyone else but you are.

- Maybe it's a defence thing
where I'm just like...

- Say that, then.
- Well, express yourself to me.

- Well, I'm trying,
but I find it difficult.

It's a shit situation.

Like, obviously,
I did really like Luke,

but I really, really, really
like Matt now.

- Then what else
has he been saying about me?

It's like, well, have a think

how many people did Matt
go through to get to you.

He's a dickhead.

I don't feel threatened. Me and
Keir have got something strong.

Luke, he's like a witch and
he's there stirring his pot.

He's like that, stirring it up
and he's laughing. "Ha-ha!"

(laughing)

If you want to listen to Luke's
bullshit, you can do that.

But if you want
to make this work,

- I need to get 100% as well.
- Well, obviously I do

or else I wouldn't be
getting wound up, would I?

# Like a fighter #

# No surrender #

- Don't worry. Honestly,
you mean the world to me now.

I want to make this work.

What a day, Matt.

Oh, what a day!

- It's been
an eventful evening.

We've seen daters dumped
and daters return,

but right now, it's time for
these daters to get some rest.

- I'm just so glad
we're all here, you know?

Me too.

Like, honestly, so relieved.
Like, so, so relieved.

The past few days have been
really shitty for me,

so I feel like Luke being
in the house right now

is exactly what I needed.

And, yeah, I am excited
to get to know him.

- No funny business,
no snoring.

- While the rest of the house
settles down,

Connor and Kelsey aren't quite
ready to call it a night.

I'm not even interested.

And that's what the kiss
was about for me, like,

knowing or not knowing,
and I left with so much guilt

and feeling horrible because
I knew how much it hurt you

and I knew that I couldn't
continue with it.

But obviously last time
we spoke, you know,

you essentially called it off.

Obviously, I want to get
stronger and stronger with you.

That's where all my focus
is at right now.

Because I feel the way
I do about you.

- Do you feel like if someone
walked through the door,

- you'd still entertain it?
- I don't think so.

- Well, in fact, I wouldn't.
- So why do you think that is?

Because I've just
got feelings for you.

- Yeah, OK,
the kiss wasn't ideal

and it really did hurt me,
but actually

it's made him realise
how much he actually likes me.

- But I've gone out,
explored, kissed,

and I found out
what I needed to know.

And if the opportunity comes up
for you, then hopefully

you'll find out the same.

Yeah.

I do genuinely

get a bit soppy when he pours
his heart out to me

because he says
all the right things

Then I just feel all, like,
weird and gooey inside

and it makes me a bit like...

(melancholic music)

- I think that goes to show
that it is real

I kind of need to stop
disregarding that

and pretending
that it's not real.

# Maybe I'm not
what you need... #

- It's a brand new day
in Panamanian paradise.

# Maybe we really
could be something or not #

- Oh, there it is.
- What the hell?

- What's going on?
- Good morning, starshine.

Morning.

- And for Luke,
it's an opportunity

to try and pick up
where he left off.

- What the hell are you
doing back in here, Luke?

How does it feel to be back
in the "Dating Naked" house?

- Everyone's actually welcoming
this time.

- Yeah, give it time, mate.
Give it time.

- No, it's good. I was looking
for someone in particular.

They're still here.

Then there's fucking other
people here.

I'm like,
my fucking brain's fucked.

- Well, I'm glad that you
were happy to see me, mate.

- Yeah.
- (laughter)

- Ryan, Dom, any juicy feedback
from each other?

- No. I feel like I'm glad
to see a new boy come in.

- With Dom, the only thing
that's putting me off

is that she's pretty quiet,
but I'm not writing Dom off.

She's a beautiful girl and
getting to know her a bit more

is the right thing
for me to do.

For me. Today's a big day,
like a huge day.

I think today's monster.

- I've got some big decisions
to make today. Like huge.

- Shall we kick it off
with some brekkie?

Yeah.

(uplifting music)

What the fuck?
She does something to me, man!

I fucking don't know
what it is.

Fuck!

- Was Luke talking
to anyone else before he left

- or was it just basically Keir?
- Just Keir, yeah.

Bless him, he didn't really get
a chance, to be honest.

Right.

I'm here now and, yeah,

hopefully I can kind of
reel him in my way.

- How you feeling today
after our little snuggle?

Perfect.

- I feel revitalised.
- Same.

You actually surprised me
as to how, like,

caring and considerate you are.

Just little things you say,
that means a lot.

I do really like you.
Yeah, I do.

I think it was a perfect moment

to tell her that I lo...
That I love her? Jesus Christ!

Fuck!

I think it was a perfect moment
to say that I really like her.

I think she liked that,
to be honest,

and I know she likes me too.

And we're looking to...
We're looking to explore that.

I'm in bit of a pickle because,
obviously, I like Tilly.

Don't get me wrong,
I like Tilly.

She's really out there.
Too confident for me, I think.

Whereas, Lauren--
Here she comes.

- Speaking of the devil!
Were your ears burning?

- Yeah, a little bit.
- I wish our love was burning.

- (laughs) So, what you been
chatting about?

- How much I'd love
to give you a massage soon.

- What type of massage?
- Any one you want, darling.

- Any one you want.
- (laughs)

Maybe later.

- I did at one point
have an interest in Tilly,

but I don't know if
she's my cup of tea any more.

Lauren's very easy going,
very easy to talk to.

But even though
she is with Rico currently,

I still feel like
there's an "in" there,

you know, she's not
totally 100% on him, you know.

- You need to scooch over
a bit. There you go.

I'm fucking knackered!

- Why are you so tired? Are you
thinking about me too much?

Fuck off!

- Made your mind
fucking race, innit?

I think you're getting
closer to Matt.

- I am getting quite close
to Matt, to be honest.

Obviously,
when you first come in,

I wanted
to get to know you more.

It's just shit
that you've come in so late

cos obviously
the past couple of days

now I'm sharing a bed with Matt
and getting closer to Matt.

- You know what I mean?
- Yeah.

- You should have maybe come in
a couple of days earlier--

- Oh, mate!
Do you know what I mean?

Fucking,
I was trying to come back.

I was like,
"I can't let her go."

- Is that what you were saying?
- "Not my Keir!"

- For fuck's sake!
How's your head at, though?

I genuinely want what's best
for you and I think if...

If Matt makes you happy,
then that's good for me.

- Do you know what I mean?
- That's so sweet, though.

(radio static)

# Radio Rylan! #

I knew it!

Fuck's sake!

Good morning, daters.

Nice to see you again, Luke.

It's time for you
to raise the tempura-ture,

and get to know
one of our naked daters

a little bit better.

I've decided that the
"Lukey girl" for today is...

Lukey girl!

- Dom.
- (cheers)

- And I'm warning you two,
this one's gonna be soy saucy.

(upbeat music)

Honestly,
I can wipe the sweat off me.

It was lucky
I was in the swimming pool

because people wouldn't notice
how much I was sweating.

- Woo-hoo!

Yay!

I'm really excited.

I feel like I really needed
a fresh face in here.

(laughing) What is going on?

Every time you laugh, the sushi
moves with your belly.

- Oh, a little buffet for me?
- I thought I'd make you lunch!

But I'm already
a bit of a snack.

(laughing)

- I'm going to be honest,
I've never had sushi before.

- I think we'll need
some soy sauce.

I don't know if there's
any bowl around here.

(laughing) You have to go
to the belly button.

- So, this will be like
my dipping bowl?

- Yeah,
unless you want to suck it out.

Maybe I'll do that too,
actually.

- Perfect!
- That was good.

Just try any one.

If you don't like it,
you can spit it back out.

- I'm a swallower,
not a spitter.

(both laugh)

Watch there's no fluff
in there.

- Oh, God. I...
This is so bad.

I don't even know
how to eat sushi.

- Do you like my...
my bean sprouts?

- In my toes.
- (laughs)

I didn't even notice that!
That's giving me the ick.

- It's giving me the ick
as well.

- Want to try anything else?
- Do you mind?

- Take what you want.
Go for the smallest one.

Do you know what?
Maybe I'll feed it to you.

(laughter)

- Stick it in.
- There you go.

Tastes, um... salty.

- I need to rinse my mouth
with soy sauce.

Shit!

- What's this?
- That's wasabi.

- What if I put it on my tongue
and you lick it off my tongue?

(spluttering, laughing)

That's actually so spicy!

Do you know what?
One complaint.

That didn't last long enough,
so I'm going back in.

(upbeat music)

Mm! Mm-mm-mm!

Oh, I think I'm in love.

(laughter)

I was not expecting
to come down those stairs

and you'd be laying out
with sushi over you!

Pleasant surprise! You know
what? Pleasant surprise here

and a pleasant surprise for you
to come into the house.

What did you think
when I come in yesterday?

I was like, "Oh! Hm..."

Do you know what it is, though?

I'm a sucker
for a British accent.

So, as soon as you opened
your mouth, I was like, "Wow."

Like, this is exactly
what I needed.

OK, OK.

- You have a nice smile.
- Turkey teeth.

(laughs) Do you know what?
They're very nice.

I've got a Rylan special.

Keir, I know, obviously...

- Don't get me wrong,
she's great.

I can't say nothing
bad about her,

but I feel you're more suited
to me in regards to, like,

you know what you want,

and, yeah, I think you know
how to get it as well.

- Absolutely.
- You put the effort in.

You don't want
to be second best.

No, absolutely.
I'm a queen. I have my crown!

- I just need my king!
- You should be number one.

Yeah, absolutely.

- From now on,
you're my number one.

Am I? Aw!

A charmer!

Since we've been in the house,
me and Keir

have gone
for all the same guys.

But at this point, I feel like
I need to put myself first.

I've taken the back seat
when it came with her and Matt.

I have to go for what I want,
and that's what I'm doing.

Aw. Well, thank you, again.

# Can I bring the good,
good times? #

# Bring the good times #

This door's well heavy.

# Can I bring the good,
good times? #

We're back!

Hey!

- Did you not bring me
any sushi back?

- Mate, I'll be honest,
you wouldn't have wanted it.

- Why?
- It was all over his body.

- I was a whole naked platter
of sushi all over me.

- Did you eat it off him, Dom?
Snacks!

- I literally licked soy sauce
out of his belly button.

- Dom, I've got a phobia
of belly buttons.

- Did you have fun?
- It was so good, honestly.

That date was steamy.

It wasn't just the wasabi that
was hot, the whole date was.

- Steamy! It's not quite
steamy enough, Luke.

Let's crank
the temperature right up.

I thought I'd throw our daters
something

a little bit different
this evening.

We know what everyone
looks like naked,

so, let's switch it up a bit.

Oh, my God!

It's reverse striptease time.

Yes, queens!

- How are we feeling, boys,
about this?

- Yeah, yeah.
- Good, yeah?

- Professional stripper Ryan
will be teaching the boys

all he knows as they prepare to
go head-to-head with the girls

in the form
of group performances.

- Right, who wants an Uber?
- (laughter)

You look French.

- Before he takes
to the stage solo

for a private one-on-one dance
with a lady of his choice.

- First rule of stripping.
Be confident.

Doesn't matter what you are,
as long as you're sexy,

and you're all sexy.
Second rule. Nice and slow.

You want to be sensual,
respectful.

- Let's just make it sexy.
- That we can do.

Six, seven, eight.

- I feel like
I get sick very easily.

So, this could go
one way or another!

(all) Boom, boom, bang!

- Yeah! Wow! Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God, I'm horny!

- Sensual, respectful.
Let's do this.

- This is gonna be madness,
I'm telling you now.

- Boys and girls,
are you ready?

(cheering)

It's go time.

- Come on, girls.
- (cheering)

It's go time. I am ready

to show my man

what I got.

# No one does it
like we do... #

- Yes!
- Oh, my God.

Fucking hell.

(unclear)

Oh, my God.

- We're all glammed-up.
We look incredible.

Woo!

- Shimmying our corset on
and we know

we're in for a good night.

- Shit!
- Yeah.

Girls are looking fantastic.

This is gonna be special.

- Ah, shit!
- Yes, girls.

- Fucking hell,
I don't know where to look.

I love watching these girls.

# No one does it like us #

I give Rico a little bit of

this

and I give him a little bit of

that.

- Oh, those two are
necking off. I'll just, er...

# No one does it like we do #

Oh, my word!

- We really got into it.
Passionate kissing.

Yeah. I can't wait to see
the guys doing their dances.

- All right, let's go, boys.
Show us what you got.

Five, six, seven.

(raunchy rock music)

My God!

(laughing)

(laughter)

This gives me the ick!

(laughter)

Their little bums!

Oooh!

- The girls are going wild.
I feel

electric!

- Get those pants on. Oh,
my God, stop! Not the straps.

- Girls, do you give consent?
- Yeah!

- Yes!
- Boys, let's go.

- Just another day
in the office.

Someone's got to do it.

- You look so fit like that,
you know.

- I was trying to be
as sexy as possible,

but I look like a frog.

It was like a frog trying to,
like,

thrust up against someone.
But I mean, look,

she might like frogs,
so who knows?

I'm sweating, babes. Get it.

(shrieks of laughter)

- What the fuck is going on?
Ryan, he's doing his own thing.

Yeah, poor old Ryan.

He doesn't quite
have the connection yet,

so he was just sort of watching
the stripteases unfold.

But the man
does this for a living,

so I just have the feeling
when he gets his opportunity,

he's not gonna
let that one slip.

(laughter)

- I didn't expect that
from the boys.

Enjoyed it, I can't lie.

- Saving the best till last,
it's Ryan's turn

to show our daters why
he's the best in the business.

But who's the lucky lady
he wants to impress?

Oh!

(cheers)

- Go on, boy!
- Oh, shit.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

(unclear)

- Jesus Christ!
- Woo!

I swear I did that.

(shrieks)

- He's still not better
than me.

Woah!

(unclear)

Ah, fucking hell!

Fuck!

Shall I stop this?

Because I feel like
I'm bleeding from the eyes.

I am a bit pissed off,
to be honest.

(raunchy rock playing)

(music stops)

Yeah!

- I totally understand why
Rico's upset but you know what?

He can feel that!

At least we're on par now,
after what happened

last night.

He's got a little taste
of his own medicine now

and I'm kind of happy.

- I didn't intend
to cause a rift, of course.

- I had your bollocks
in my face.

- Is that a complaint?
- No.

- There you go then.
- (laughter)

Now, come to think of it,
Lauren, you know,

if I haven't got a connection,
I'll be gone.

You'll regret me going,
won't you?

I would miss you,

but I've got to follow my heart
at the moment.

Me and Rico have got a really,
really good connection going.

I fucking fancy the pants
off of you, but...

- (sniggering)
- No. I fucking do, though.

- And that dance was so hot.
- (laughing)

But...

Yeah, I'm gonna continue,
like, with Rico.

- I wouldn't say you wouldn't.
At least I know now.

- I can't fucking continue
with you both!

- You fancy me?
- Yeah, obviously I fancy you.

I find you very attractive.

- And I find you
very attractive, Lauren.

# Is it the end of the world? #

- I'd better fucking go.
- OK.

Just think about it, yeah?

- (laughs)
- Just think about, yeah?

- Bye, sexy.
- Bye.

- Look, I know it was a trip.
It was just--

- I hope now you know how I
felt watching that last night.

It was right in front of me.

- It's not nice, is it?
- No, it's not, no.

- It makes your stomach feel a
bit fucking shit, to be honest.

Yeah, it did feel like shit.

Not gonna lie about that,
but it did actually show me

that I've actually got
a real connection with her.

I was actually real, real hurt.
It was like real feelings.

And I was just like, I do
fucking care about this girl

because I fucking
felt like shit!

- I'm happy that he's actually
said how he feels.

Like it really did upset him
a little bit.

So, I know things are starting
to get actual serious now.

Well, I'm sorry anyway.

You don't have to be sorry.

Don't... Never be sorry.

It was just shit.

And it went on
for fucking ages.

(waves lapping)

- Keir and Matt are well
overdue some alone time.

So, I've granted them access
to The Nudoir.

# This is my moment now #

Are you excited?

# This is my moment now #

# This is my moment #

- Me and Keir, we've got
the strongest foundation

because we've grown
this friendship

and have grown into
a powerful connection

where it's like, it's coming
to the stage where you think,

hopefully, in the future

we might be, like, boyfriend
and girlfriend.

Let's cheers to

- having a great evening.
- Mm.

Making a great connection
with each other.

It's a special moment for me

- and I hope it is for you.
- It is for me.

- And I would just like
to cheers on that.

Cheers. (giggles)

Mm, I love that loads.

Matt just makes me feel,
like, happy.

Like, giggly and, like, giddy.

It's a nice feeling.
It's weird, but it's nice.

(laughs)

# This is my moment now #

- I've been celibate
for one year.

I don't want sex
to be not meaningful.

With Keir, I've sort of built
that relationship with her.

She makes me excited,
she makes me feel good.

So, it's nice to finally
get to that stage

and give myself to someone.

- Rest and we go.
- More than once!

Oh, 100%

Love that.

- Today's been
a really nice day.

Today's been perfect.

- What was your favourite part
about today?

- I mean, connecting
a bit further was nice.

Getting to know you a bit more.

- I feel like we-- I'm sorry?

- Same again tomorrow?
- Same again tomorrow.

- Well, it seems like
the reverse striptease

has solidified more than one
relationship this evening.

# Can we cut to the part
where we are who we are? #

# Cut through the noise
and just be #

# Silent #

# With you #

Room to ourselves.

# With you #

What a day!

Oi, oi! Chuggers!

# Can we cut to the part
where we are who we are? #

# Cut through the noise
and just be #

# Silent #

# With you #

# With you #

# With you #

(upbeat music)

# Leap of faith
Here's hoping #

- After some of the antics
and positions

from the reverse striptease

making their way
into the bedroom last night...

- Oh, shit!
- Fucking hell!

- ...it's fair to say
some of our daters

got a lot less sleep
than others.

I had this mental dream

you all did some
fucking striptease for us.

(laughter)

- That was a nightmare,
weren't it?

(laughter)

- That was honestly one
of the best nights of my life.

- Genuinely.
- It was so good.

- I enjoyed myself
for the first time in fucking

- about ten years.
- (laughter)

- That's actually
a little bit sad.

My life is actually shit!
(laughs)

Well, I had a great night.

- I had a very good night
as well.

- Did ya?
- Mm-hm.

That was definitely
worth the wait.

- Definitely.
- Definitely.

- I think everyone got
a little horny after the--

- Yeah, I think they did.
- We did share a little kiss.

I love that for you, babes.

- Sharing a bed with Dom
was nice.

We had a nice cuddle and kiss.

We're on the right route
to be something good.

(uplifting music)

Here they are!

Bonjour!

- Oh, he looks about
ten stone lighter!

(laughter)

- No, it was good.
- Look at them smiling.

- Hello.
- How was that, then?

It was really good,
I can't lie.

I am glowing.

I've had a lot to keep in
for the last year

and now I've released that
and I'm free!

Feeling refreshed?

This is what I came for.

I didn't expect
to get this close with someone.

Even a week in, I was thinking
I wasn't going to find it.

So, the fact that it's just
switched up like that,

is really nice.

- It was a few times.
- (laughter)

It was a few times! (laughs)

- There's nothing like
a night in The Nudoir

to solidify a relationship.

Oh, my God, what's this?

- Speaking of solidifying,
I've sent Tilly and Jordan

on a date to do just that.

- Bit of pottery.
- Bit of pottery.

- Four balls, is it?
- This is what we like.

Take a seat, babe.

Oh, my God,
this is fucking crazy.

Oh, my God.

Here.

Wet my fingers.

- Oh, my God.
It tastes horrible!

(laughing) Not too much!

You know I can get
wet easily, but...

- Go up and down.
- It's getting bigger now.

We can make it into,
like, a penis shape.

- Yeah, we need it nice
and big and thick.

This date is
actually so much fun.

I have no clue what we're doing
and we actually completely suck

at pottery making.

Shall we, like, compare?

- Make a bit of a...
- Comparison?

- Comparison.
I mean, it's close, right?

- Maybe when I'm old and grey,
but not right now.

I'm really starting to realise

that this could be special.

Tilly's a very,
very nice woman.

I'm looking forward to getting
to know her more, definitely.

- Shall we have a little chill?
- Yeah, let's go.

- Happy?
- Yeah, happy.

Cheers to another good date.

Very interesting again.
We're not very good at pottery.

- I think we're better at whips
and chains at this rate.

Mm, definitely.

- But actually,
if you think of this date

compared to the first date
and, like, where we are now,

- compared to...
- I agree.

...being complete strangers.

Yeah, it's a bit closer now.

- Yeah.
- How do you feel about that?

I feel good.

I want to sort of know
where your head's at, though.

- Romantically speaking,
it's just you

- and I'm happy with that.
- Yeah, I'm the same.

I'm happy. Come here.

- Yeah, I'm very happy.
- The same.

- If I toss the pillow.
- My penis is called a pillow.

(laughter)

- Of course
you found that hilarious.

- We're back!
- Hello!

Wait for me.

- You look dirty.
What have you been doing?

A mud bath, was it?

- Some clay-making.
- Pottery!

- We've been making pottery.
- I called it!

Jordan and I are definitely

on a good trajectory

and really enjoying
to get to know each other.

He has literally got
every quality in a man

that I've always looked for.

I was in front.

Her hands were behind me,

and we were just both trying to
make this replica of my penis,

- but it didn't work out.
- Weren't enough clay?

(laughter)

- It was nice, because I could
actually ask him a bit more

as to, like,
how he was feeling,

because I don't want
to get to know anyone

and, like, he doesn't either,
but I just needed to, like,

hear that a bit more from him.

And it's all sort of, like,
progressed quite well.

So, it was good just to, like,
actually have a sit down,

have a little champers.

Lovely.

I think what Jordan
and Nina had

from the beginning
was always very special.

But because Nina went
so, you know, abruptly,

and now Jordan's really
getting in there with Tilly,

it does kind of
make me question

whether they're genuine or not.

We just got to talking
and just kind of seeing

how our connection's going
and if we're in the same boat.

- And are you closed off,
would you say?

- Yeah, yeah. Nobody's head's
turning kind of thing.

- Nice. So, even if a newbie
comes in, it's like--

- Yeah, it's kind of solid.
- Huge.

- Which is what I like.
- Yeah. Well done.

- Right now,
everything seems pretty calm,

but that won't last long,

as I've asked the daters to
meet me at the Dumping Ground.

And I might have some surprises
up my furry sleeve.

# I hope you're ready
for the fire... #

Going into the Dumping Ground

when you have no idea whether
it's a boy or a girl going home

is the worst feeling
in the world.

- At the end of it,
you have to come to decisions

where sometimes
it will break friendships.

- It's every man for themselves
in here.

It's a fair game.
Let's do this.

# I hope you're ready
for the fire... #

- No way did I think I would
form this strong a connection

with someone in the house.

Now is the first time

that I'm in more of
a vulnerable position.

- Oh, this is
the last thing I need.

The last dumping I was at,
I was gone.

# I hope you're ready
for the fire #

Hello, daters.

- Hi.
- How have you been?

- Well, you all
look lovely tonight.

How are we all feeling? Good?

- Yeah.
- Good, thank you.

- Nervous.
- Yeah, nervous.

- Anxious.
- That's "Dating Naked".

- Luke.
- Yep.

Nice to see you've lasted
longer than five minutes

- this time around.
- Well, you know.

How you settling in?

- Yeah, good. You know what?
I've had two brilliant days.

So, yeah,
I feel very welcome here.

- Now, Tilly,
my Aussie firecracker.

How are you getting on,
gorgeous?

- Yeah, good. Jordan and I
had a little date today.

We went and did some pottery.

Continued to get
up close and personal.

- It's nice to go from S&M
to arts and crafts, isn't it?

- Yeah, exactly! We're good
with our hands. That was fun.

- (laughs)
- Yeah, it's good.

We are connecting
on a really nice level

and I want to delve
deeper into that, yeah.

Good, well, listen,

I'm glad everyone seems
to be enjoying themselves,

but as you know,
this is the Dumping Ground.

We're not here for a catch-up.

Tonight,
one of you will be dumped.

And I can now reveal a boy...

...or a girl
will be dumped.

But this evening,

I've decided to do things
a little bit differently.

You know I love
to keep you on your toes.

None of you are safe.

Yet.

Before I reveal all...

...please...

...welcome...

...back...

Hi!

Nina.

(cheers, applause)

(sultry blues music)

Oh, my days!

Woo!

OK.

# Sheriff's in town #

Oh, my God!