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I'm going to take a picture of you and show it to my friends.

Dude, this is exactly what she looks like!

It's very similar one-one

Maybe later on in the video or photo

You'll see for yourself that this it 100%

That way she goes

Hi! Wow, what a dress

Thank you

You look great

How are you? When do I wait for the train ?

Well. Recently 2-3 minutes

By the way in your life also looks different

Really

Yes very cute

Maybe we'll take coffee and sit somewhere

Let's go

There is coffee shop nearby

Ok let'go

Are you from Poland at all or where did come from

Well...I'm from Nagatochka

I decided to substitute you for a few things today.

And he says, punished!

So funny

And all that's left is yogurt

You have such situations

Funny

Who do you work with?

Me

I have not only one job, in fact.

Well i lead a blog and sometimes work as ...

Where?

As an apprentice

Apprentice ?

What kind of exact sciences

No preparation for the exam

What is the blog about?

It's nothing interesting.

I just dance, shoot videos and post stories

Wow! Show me

No need

You can show it somewhere

But now i don't want to

Okay

So there was nothing interesting

And you

Oh, and I also have to go somewhere.

Cool

Yes cool

It's like we're talking on the first day

It seems that you and me are so similar

Yeah! We really look alike

I'm shocked

This doesn't happen often with people

Seems like it has been a long time since you met someone

Everything is going well

Yeah cool

Cool

Listen, it's already getting cold.

By the way my hands are really frozen

Maybe we'll go have some tea?

I don't know if you're closer here or ...

No!

Come on

Okay i'm calm about disorder

No no

What do you have there

Dirty underpants scattered all over the floor

I haven't cleaned up in a long time.

Work, work all the time

Will it be okay to go to you?

Yes let's do it

We'll walk around and warm ourselves

Finally we are here

Do you want some tea

Listen

No thanks

Where is the bathroom?

Over there

I'll be right back

Can you imagine, this is really her

We came to my place

Sitting on a sofa

It seems like today

If anything happens

You will see

Did you miss me ?

No

Oh, I even missed you.

Seriously?

We haven'talked like this for a long time

It'so cozy here

Yeah...I don' t know what is cozy

The walls are naked

They aren''t

Everything is very cute

Really ? Do you really like it

Yes

Really

Are there often guests here

Not really

Actually

I'm such a secretive person

Yes, practically do not leave the house and sit at work

You can't say that you are so cute

Seriously?

Yes

Are you cute too

It's really nice to talk with

How many girls have been here

What ?

Did many of your girls come here

There was no one

I'm serious, it's not a big deal.

Sorry for the question but please understand me too

No problem

But my interest is more in long-term relationships than choosing women

Yes of course

And you have ended your relationship with him

That is why you say that you haven't been together for so long

Me too

I had a lot of free time, so i decided to hang out with someone

and it turned out to be very successful

It's great

And you are my favorite

You too

Really cute

My heart is beating

Thank you for making this day

So did YOU

Come here

I love you.

I love you too

It'so hot.

I'm sweating a lot right now,

but it feels good to be able to do this

and that

is what makes me happy

I'm going to end it now

Fuck, fuck

So hot

Good

I met you so lucky

You're fucking great

I'm going to bed.

You too?

It's time for me to go home and sleep

Yes, it is late

Where do you have a towel

In the car

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