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I like my nails.
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They're just kind of done today
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Are they cute?
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Yeah, yeah...I guess
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Stop licking my toes you freak
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Cool or whatever
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You just asked me if i liked your nails
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How's the job search going
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It is going fine
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Is it
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I mean you just seem to be around here all day, not really doing much.
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Ugh...I don't want to get a job!
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What do you mean?
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Um..just that i'm giving up on trying and getting the job
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You're giving-up on trying and
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your just now gonna anything with your life
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Well im gonna find other ways of making money
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Your probably couldn' even afford
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if wanted too
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That's why they are all chipped
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Good thing I think that stuff is stupid.
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Good hygiene?
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Im gonna be like a streamer
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Or like, im gonna get paid to play video games
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Yeah im gonna get paid to play video games
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Wait are you being so serious right now
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Yeah!
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What
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I'm entertaining?
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You're entertaining.
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i literally just asked you a simple question about my nails and you couldn't even give out like
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A full sentence
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That's not funny
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Well, do you think that is funny
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No stop it
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It was fun
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so funny.
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You know I'm ticklish, stop!
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Stop making fun of me
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Okay okay
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Don'tickle me again
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So you're gonna be a streamer
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Yeah and we're gonna get rich
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And you are going to become
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A Hunchback
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Just like playing on the video game all day
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We didn´think about that
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Lot people do it
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It's like
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Thing now
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The thing now?
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Yeah, it's like a real job. It''s like
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A real career
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You know?
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Very serious
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Yeah
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How have I missed this
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Because you're too busy scrolling on your phone
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Oh my god
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i
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Like have thi
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Like
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Crazy
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Lik
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Insane thing that
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saw earlier
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You'r
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Not gonna believe me
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Okay
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What
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Okay
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This is where
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y
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ou need to be
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entertaining
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Acting
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Gage
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like oh tell me steps is like i'm so eager to hear okay what
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so don't laugh but I am serious this real thing
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I was scrolling on my For You page, and there's this really hot new skincare hack.
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Because you know how i've been struggling with acne a little bit right?
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Don't say anything!
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But supposedly if you put semen on your skin
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and semen, it'supposed to like help clear that up.
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Isn'that like crazy?
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It sounds kind of
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Like
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but
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actually
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That is ridiculous
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But listen
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Okay
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Listen
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That is so dumb
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I
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okay
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make sense
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So let me explain
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Like
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does make sense
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Manges
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You are a dude
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you don' t get
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skin care
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legit
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Supposedly
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Like, it's literal like baby gravy. You know what I mean? So it is really good for like helping cleanse and redefine the wrinkles
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That not real
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It literally organic Botox
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I swear to God.
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That's not real, that made up internet shit
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And...and like
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You can't believe everything you read on the internet
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The internet is not real
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Okay but like
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Man just doesn'
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How do you know?
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Yo don'' t know
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Because it stupid
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If want better skin
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Go a dermatologist
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i dont wanna go dermatologist
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So what
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Stick bunch of needles in my skin
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I literally,
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i just want to do it like the natural way and just cleanse
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It on my own.
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Like
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,I
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just
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like have a predicament because
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don't really
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know where to get any
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and
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Actually
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sure
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there's
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lot of willing participants
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Okay
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would love
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give you their
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jizz
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Scott
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You're not listening
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Like
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Like, you have to have like a very strict diet.
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It has to be like right out of the source
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it has too warm so it can seep into your skin
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and I just don't know anyone that
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would want ask for tha
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You know what mean?
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Like
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Yeah cause its crazy
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It's not crazy. I really want to try it like
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i don't know
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Do you think maybe
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You could
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Me?
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No!
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You're not using my calm
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But eat well
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So like ill take the win
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Your'e gonna use
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my call on your face that's insane do you have a better use for it so
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hypothetically okay if were to this like what you want me
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I'd be just like just like jizz and
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A cup and then i give
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It too,
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Like what the hell?
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No!
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Do not hear
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Me absolutely
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Be right
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Like from
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The source
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Likely has
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To
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B literally
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Coming out
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Of the tip
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Lake
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Is no
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That crazy
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Late
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You make
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it sound like it's outlandish. It just like a dick
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You're asking me to comb on your face
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Okay,
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Its for my skin is for the better of
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My beauty
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Like
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Hello
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Like please
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We can't do that
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you are
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my stepsister
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and
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what
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yeah no
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you'e not making
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A point here
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I want clear skin
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So
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Yo know
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get what
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want like I literally have already had a self care day got my nails done and now
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it's like spa time
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you're serious right now?
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do you want me to comb your face
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yeah please
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for science
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uh, for the better of
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beauty. It is not even FOR SCIENCE!
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i know what works
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I've literally seen the results, like it's proven you just don't have faith.
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But you've never tried it so you can not get...
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Okay what do want me to when?
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When are we going this
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Mom and dad aren´T home
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Right now
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Why no
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This is way my dick out
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It a dick
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Not that big of deal
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All doing
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But I'm not scared.
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Okay,
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You're serious?
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Yeah!
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So serious you say you're not scared but like just like
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stroke it a little bit and get ready
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i am waiting
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Are you sure about this
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Yes
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Stop asking me
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Oh my god
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okay
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so
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It's like right on my face.
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I don't know about this...
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Do you need help or something?
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What do you mean, no!
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Well let me see what the problem is here
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You've lined it up right
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Dude arent you supposed to mat fast
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Im trying but your talking and i cant focus
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I mean, i could just like assist you a little bit. It's fine
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Im okay with that! Its for my science
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You can'touch my penis
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Says who?
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Stop touching ma penis
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Dont be weird
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Your having it weird
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Do u know what wants me to call on ur face
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What are you doing
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I can't believe we're doing this right now.
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Focus on coming
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Trying to
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Oh fuck
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Oh, oh fuck.
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It was perfect!
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This is just what I needed
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Okay but you just did that
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It's kinda hot though
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Did it come on my face?
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You were able to come quick so clearly your into is too
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Yeah
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Felt really good
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like, it's kind of hot. You're like netting all over me and I mean
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like clearly you liked it too because you came fast so what if
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like, you fight with me a little bit. I'm turning on please
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sure
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what if we
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fucked
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yeah
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I feel like that's too far.
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No, not at all!
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Please please
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Okay
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Oh fuck yes
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oh my god, you're making me so fucking wet right now
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yes
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Fuck, that dick feels so good.
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Yes... fuck yes!
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah yeah fuck
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it feels so fucking good
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oh god yes
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Can I get on top of you, please?
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I'm so tired.
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It's been a long time since my last workout,
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but it was really hard to do this exercise
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My body is shaking
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I don't know if you can see it
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But there are many people who say that
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I'm getting a fucking headache.
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I can't believe it's over.
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It was a very difficult time for me, but thank you so much for your support and love!
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See you in the next video
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Bye bye
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Oh my god.
302
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Oh no!
303
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No, please don't do this to me again
304
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Don' t you dare
305
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Oh my god, yes! Yes yes.
306
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Give me the fucking check
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I can't believe it's been a year since we last saw each other.
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It was so nice to be able to spend time with you,
309
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We're going through tough times
310
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but together
311
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we'll get through this
312
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Yeah
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I knew my supper list could be so good.
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yes
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it feels so good in me
316
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oh my god you stretched out
317
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fuck
318
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I'm sorry, but we're going to have to cut this part out because it's too long.
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Sorry, I loved it...
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Just what i needed
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