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Hi, everyone.
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Welcome to the fourth episode
of "Wingmen" season 1.
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This is a show where we eat
wings, talk about wings,
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and sometimes the
issues of the day.
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Sometimes.
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I'm here with
my wingman, Ford.
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And I'm here with
my wingman, Matt.
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First, let's
introduce our guest.
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We have Dan Chamberlain with us.
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Hi, guys.
Thanks for having me.
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Dan, thanks for coming.
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Anyway, a little
bit before the camera
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started rolling, you mentioned
that you like Buffalo wings.
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Oh, I'm a Buffalo
boy from birth.
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Buffalo boy from birth.
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I grew up in Massachusetts.
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I enjoy Buffalo wings.
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Great.
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So these wings are from--
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A place called Hell's Chicken.
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Hell's Chicken is a great
name for any Buffalo wing
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restaurant.
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But this one happens
to be located
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in the Hell's Kitchen
neighborhood of New York,
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making the pun amazing.
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So perfect name.
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And let's see if the
wings are perfect.
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I feel like maybe we
should have gone spicy.
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The garlic really
gives it a kick.
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And as we get our fingers
messy from this wing sauce,
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that brings us to
our topic of the day.
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You've messed yourself:
lick, wash, or nap?
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Let's throw it to Dan,
our guest for today.
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Uh, first I'll lick or
more of a suck really.
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Something like that.
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Then I'll introduce the napkin.
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You're going wet nap
or you're going dry nap?
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Wet if available.
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We did come up with
a topic of discussion,
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but I think it's a
little misleading.
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Because I don't think
it's lick, wash, or nap.
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I do all three.
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Lick first, absolutely, because
you're getting more sauce.
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Don't waste the sauce.
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Then I'm going to
go for a wet nap.
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And hopefully, it's a wet nap.
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Because I feel like sometimes
if you use a dry nap,
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you end up with a little
towely bits on your fingers.
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That's the worst.
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Then you've got to follow
it up with a full wash
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just because that sauce
doesn't come off easy.
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I'm just not washing
my hand and I'm
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just going raw dog
until I wash my hands
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at the end of the meal.
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Normally, raw dogging would
refer to unprotected sex.
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But for me, that's--
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I'm using it with wings to
mean unprotected wing eating.
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I don't like
thinking of that phrase
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in context of
eating chicken wings
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because it reminds me of
raw chicken and hot dogs.
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Oh, yeah.
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It also reminds me
of unprotected sex.
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I've never had unprotected
sex and eat chicken
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wings at the same time.
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Someone has.
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There was some
discretion before the show
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that nachos are a kid food.
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We went-- we got--
we started getting
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pretty heated and we wanted to
bring this into the episode.
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And really, if you're
eating nachos, grow up.
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That was the .
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Grow up.
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Grow up and get
yourself some wings.
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Nachos' like the
meal of a dilettante.
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You don't know what you
want, so you're going to have
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a little bit of everything.
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Sure, I'll have some corn,
cilantro, you got garlic.
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Wings are--
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Give me the wings.
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These are Fred
Flintstone wings here.
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Compare and contrast.
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Oh, that's very good.
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Yeah, that's helpful.
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I feel like one
wing is significantly
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bigger than the other.
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I'd say they're close
relatively like over the scope
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of the universe.
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But I'd say in practicality,
much different.
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That's a good point.
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I wasn't thinking in
terms of the universe.
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I'll tell you why
this guy's better.
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Why is that?
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You got a lot
more sauce to meat.
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Better sauce to
meat ratio on here.
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Again, and I think
that's a big part of wings
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that we haven't
talked about too much,
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is that every bite
of a wing experience
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should be equal parts,
meat, skin, sauce.
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And you're not going
to get that with that.
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You're going to get
a lot of all meat.
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A lot of meat.
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Just put a whole
chicken in the grinder
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and put your mouth
on the other end.
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You're eating like a
baby bird, like that.
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That's the grinder.
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Chicken, chicken.
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So you have rather
good tell technique.
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So let's get this.
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Let's see some of the--
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Dan's going to show
us exactly how that--
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I'm giving it a one at a time.
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One at a time.
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Cuticles still-- a little
sauce on the cuticles--
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You have nice fingers.
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Now do you
teach classes or give
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seminars on this technique?
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I, uh--
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The answer is no,
you definitely don't.
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No.
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I don't think
that's a real thing.
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Up next, we're going to have
Dan do his wingpression.
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Who are you going
to do for us today?
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I was going to do Tom Jones.
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To set up the scene, let's
say, me and Matt go to a Tom
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Jones concert, and we go
backstage with some wings
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and we present them to you
backstage at the concert.
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What's
new, Buffalo wings?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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So after you
eat chicken wings,
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do you prefer to
wash, lick, or nap?
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It's not unusual
to use wet naps at any time,
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especially after Buffalo wings.
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I feel like it would be
unusual to use them any time.
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I got a funeral.
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Boys, the meet
and greet is over.
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That was great.
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That was great, Dan.
Thank you so much.
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impression.
So good.
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Thank you.
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Next, we're going
to do a new segment,
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and this is called
Meet the Wings.
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And this is where
we're going to make up
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a television show
on the spot using
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these wings as the characters.
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It's a very family-centric
show just about
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a single wing father
trying to raise
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two wing boys in the city.
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And we'll just
get the theme music
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and then we'll get
into the episode.
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Hey, dad.
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Yeah, what's up, son?
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I lost all my
money for lunch again.
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Again!
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Is there something
going on at school
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that I'm not hearing about?
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No, no.
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You're just losing it?
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Are there holes in your pockets?
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Yes, there's very
big holes in my pockets.
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Are you a hobo with
holes in his pockets,
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things falling out constantly?
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I'm your son, and
I've asked you to buy
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me new pants several times.
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Oh, not this racket again.
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I told you one pair
of pants per life.
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OK, I'm going to my room.
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Hey, nerdlinger.
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Now I'm in your bedroom.
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Give me your money.
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Oh, but-- but--
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I followed
you home from school,
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and I'm hungry for money.
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Oh, god!
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I just thought this
was only at school.
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Uh-uh,
this is your life now.
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I reconsidered it.
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I'll buy you new pants.
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Hey, who is this?
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No one
told me you had a dad.
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Oh, come here.
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I'm going to hit you.
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Yes, Mr. Wings.
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I think that's
a bad idea, dad.
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Oh!
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Oh, no.
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Now, did you
learn your lesson?
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Yes, Mr. Wings.
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I will leave you a boy alone
and never bully him again.
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All right,
thank you very much.
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You have a good day.
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And you tell your
father I said hi.
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OK.
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Well, I guess sometimes
violence is the answer.
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End scene.
- Great.
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- Oh, that was really fun.
- That's great.
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That was a good episode.
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Up next, we have a classic
segment on the show, which is
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Bone Bucket or Just the Meat?
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We're going to list a bunch
of things for you, Dan.
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And you're going to
respond either bone
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bucket or just the meat.
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I got you.
Clear?
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Cool.
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Blobs.
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Bone bucket.
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Slabs.
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Bone bucket.
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Bobs.
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Just the meat.
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Lincoln Logs.
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Just the meat.
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Broccoli Robs.
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Bone bucket.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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Just the meat.
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Teenage Mutant mixed
martial arts turtles.
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Just the meat.
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Outboard motors.
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Just the meat.
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Inboard motors.
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Bone bucket.
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Motor boating,
the sexual term.
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Just the meet.
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Motor boating, non-sexual.
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Just the meat.
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Starboard side, sexual.
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Bone bucket.
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Port side, non-sexual.
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Just the meat.
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Jason Bourne.
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Just to the meat.
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Candy corn.
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Just the meat.
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Candy corn.
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It's just the meat.
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Candy corn.
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It's just the meat.
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Candy corn.
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It's just the meat.
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Candy corn.
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Just the meat.
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Candy corn.
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It's just the meat.
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Candy.
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Corn.
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Boys, I like candy corn.
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You're not allowed
to say anything--
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You're not allowed to say
anything else besides bone
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bucket or just the meat.
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Sorry.
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You've big time.
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It's OK.
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We'll move on.
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Candy corn.
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It's just the meat.
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Network security.
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Bone bucket.
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Rootkit.
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Bone bucket.
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Dark web.
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Just the meat.
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Water cooled CPU.
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Just the meat.
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CRT monitor.
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Just the meat.
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16-by-9 aspect ratio.
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Bone bucket.
268
00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:39,512
Wireless bridge.
269
00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:40,681
Just the meat.
270
00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:41,815
Horny tone.
271
00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,350
- Just the meat.
- Great.
272
00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:44,451
Congratulations, Dan.
273
00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:45,452
That was a great job.
274
00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:46,353
That was a good job.
275
00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:47,420
You got them all right.
276
00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:48,521
everyone.
277
00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:49,823
So that's it.
278
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,826
I think we covered a lot of
really good conversation.
279
00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:53,694
Wash with a nap--
280
00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:55,228
I think we all do all three.
281
00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:56,396
Thanks so much.
282
00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:57,464
Thanks for watching.
283
00:09:57,564 --> 00:09:58,632
And Dan, thank you
for being on the show.
284
00:09:58,732 --> 00:09:59,667
Thanks for having me, guys.
285
00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:09,109
Hi guys.
286
00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,477
I'm Dan Chamberlain.
287
00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:13,714
And today, we're going to be
making a simple avocado toast.
288
00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:16,416
It's a light, fresh, and
filling way to start your day,
289
00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:18,752
as well as a terrific
anytime snack.
290
00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:21,554
All you need is sliced
bread, salt, pepper,
291
00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,657
your favorite hot
sauce, and of course,
292
00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:26,026
a ripe, ready-to-eat avocado.
293
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,461
Let's get started.
294
00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:29,663
Watch your fingers.
295
00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:32,465
Look at that.
296
00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,201
It's perfect.
297
00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,236
Now we've already gone
ahead and toasted our bread,
298
00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,605
so all we have to do
is remove the pit and--
299
00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:41,574
ooh, spoiled.
300
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:44,812
Avocados go bad pretty fast.
301
00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:46,947
That's why we got a three-pack.
302
00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,853
Now, that's a beautiful avocado.
303
00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:55,622
So using the edge of our
knife, we're just going to--
304
00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:56,656
damn it.
305
00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,658
Spoilt quick.
306
00:10:58,759 --> 00:10:59,659
Third time is the charm.
307
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,265
Now, we're going to
go right into pitting
308
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:08,335
this one using the edge of our
blade and popping it right out.
309
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,904
Seed you later.
310
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:16,744
Now with the pit
removed-- son of a bitch.
311
00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:19,713
No wonder my grocer's
always so happy to see me.
312
00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:34,227
Bad, bad, bad.
313
00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,696
Well, this one actually
looks pretty good.
314
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:39,432
But I'm going to throw it
away anyways because we all
315
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,234
know what's about to happen.
316
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,669
Bad.
317
00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:43,837
These guys too.
318
00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,639
You got to outsmart them.
319
00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:00,453
Don't!
320
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,721
Stay the same for me.
321
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,526
Got to get more.
322
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,869
This avocado's feeling nice.
323
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:18,105
Now, it's time to
slice and spice.
324
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:26,413
Smells like shit.
325
00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:38,926
Toast.
326
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:41,594
Today, we will be
making plain toast.
327
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:45,365
You will need bread.
328
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:48,335
Now, me I like to use a toaster
oven so I can keep a better
329
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,403
eye on my bread as it browns.
330
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,505
Now once the bread is
all the way brown--
331
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,107
no.
332
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,309
Oh, no!
333
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:57,544
No!
334
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:30,911
What the-- it's smells awful.
335
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,446
Dude, you got to stop
mixing the colognes.
336
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:55,202
Excuse me, sir.
337
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,637
Sir, are you OK in there?
338
00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:58,538
Sir.
339
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,307
Who is it?
340
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:01,574
I don't know.
341
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,176
He's not responding to me.
342
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:04,444
Hey!
343
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:07,514
You in there, you get
out of here right now.
344
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:08,848
Whoa, whoa.
345
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,183
Phil, relax, man.
346
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:11,351
You can't do that.
347
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,552
It could be somebody important.
348
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:13,987
You're right.
349
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,889
Hey, who do you think it is?
350
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:25,899
Caucasian.
351
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,468
That narrows it down.
352
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,170
Yeah, right.
353
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,839
Well, he's wearing
orthopedic shoes.
354
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,274
Total hipster.
355
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,375
What?
356
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:36,910
No, my grandmother wears those.
357
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:39,246
Has she got bad feet?
358
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:40,680
This guy's legs
are really skinny.
359
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,582
Yeah, like a hipster.
360
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,684
And his skin's all jacked up.
361
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,219
It seems we're all
about bad skin.
362
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,388
It's an old man.
363
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,924
Hipster or fossil, we
got to get him out of here.
364
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,125
I'm not staying late tonight.
365
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,293
OK, well, what can we do?
366
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,194
I don't know.
367
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:55,662
Maybe he's napping.
368
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:57,030
He's taking a nap
in the bathroom?
369
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,765
Yeah, I do it in
here all the time.
370
00:14:58,865 --> 00:14:59,866
You do it here?
371
00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:02,502
Yeah, I just tuck my
legs up to my chest.
372
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,004
You can't see them.
373
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,038
It's really smart.
374
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,006
Whatever.
375
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,174
Let's just get him out of there.
376
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:10,810
Come on.
377
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,845
I'm poking his legs, but
it's not doing anything.
378
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,214
His legs are probably asleep.
379
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:15,815
It's been like that for a while.
380
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,484
Wait, I'll try to go higher.
381
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,186
Be careful though.
382
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:20,087
What's going on?
383
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:20,988
What are you doing?
384
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,355
I think I'm poking his junk.
385
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,223
What?
386
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,124
Dude stop that, man.
387
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,392
You can't molest a customer.
388
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:27,027
What if he's into it?
389
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,328
Who would be into that?
390
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,329
You'd be surprised.
391
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,763
Surprise me.
392
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,299
You remember that
chick I was dating,
393
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,167
who does motion capture
for Hentai porn?
394
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,302
Yeah.
395
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,504
She started poking me
one night with a stick.
396
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,871
So you're into it?
397
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:39,806
You'd be surprised.
398
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:40,707
Shut up.
399
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:41,708
I have an idea.
400
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,679
Whenever I overslept,
this is how my mom
401
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:47,780
would wake me up for school.
402
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:51,918
I don't think
it's going to work.
403
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,059
Yeah, man, my
fingers were in there.
404
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:30,323
That's a foul.
405
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,159
What the hell are you doing?
406
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:36,896
This is how my mom used
to wake me up for school.
407
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,698
By putting candy in a condom?
408
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,600
Yeah, and then
throwing it at me.
409
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:44,804
I tried my best.
I'm out.
410
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:45,705
What?
411
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:46,606
You can't leave now.
412
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,375
Connor, let's face facts.
413
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:49,276
The guy's dead.
414
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,010
How is that a fact?
415
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,213
I'm not handling a dead body.
416
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,915
Look, this whole bathroom
is probably a crime scene.
417
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:56,883
Let's go.
418
00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:58,251
You realize
there's a condom
419
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,320
in there with your
fingerprints all over it.
420
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:01,821
What?
421
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,223
Oh, no, no, no, no.
422
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:06,893
Connor, you need to go in there
and you need to get that condom
423
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,228
back from the old dead hipster.
424
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,762
Just relax.
425
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,464
He's not dead.
426
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:14,434
Let me just look over the
stall and see who's in there.
427
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:26,113
Whoa, Phil, it's Clint Eastwood.
428
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:27,147
What?
429
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,781
You threw a condom
on Clint Eastwood.
430
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,651
Well, is he dead?
431
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:32,552
Holy shit!
432
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:33,753
He's waking up.
433
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,123
Let's get out of here.
434
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,023
Go, go.
435
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:46,866
Soft.
436
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:55,875
Hello.
437
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:58,278
A big Hello, and welcome
back to having a lovely time
438
00:17:58,378 --> 00:17:59,579
while wearing sweaters.
439
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:02,982
We are hard at work on our
puzzle of large Benjamin.
440
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,752
Now this puzzle
is a 3D puzzle,
441
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:09,756
and working in three dimensions
could be very dangerous.
442
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:12,525
So let's make sure we put
on our 2D goggles first.
443
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:17,797
That's much safer.
444
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:21,168
And
it's dangerous, am I right?
445
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:22,269
Hey, you guys.
446
00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:26,105
It's Chloe, and I'm
here in the glory zone.
447
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:29,809
You guys, I wore goggles
one time in the third grade.
448
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,043
But who cares?
449
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:36,149
I still think they make
me look hot too try.
450
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:39,486
But if you think, these
idiots look like nerds,
451
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:42,922
you got to tweet #NerdAlert
@LovelySweaterBoys.
452
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:45,558
See you on the
twitterverse, bitchez.
453
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:46,926
Oh, no, she cannot.
454
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:47,827
Oh, no.
455
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,596
Oh, boy.
456
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,498
Let's try to keep
things light and lovely.
457
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:54,967
We like to display our puzzles
for years after completion.
458
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,736
We recommend gluing
the pieces of the puzzle
459
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,838
together to avoid breakage.
460
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:05,345
Now when gluing our pieces to
the puzzle, I like to use glue.
461
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:06,346
There we are.
462
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:13,353
Easy it.
463
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:14,421
This is looking really good.
464
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:15,422
Easy.
465
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:21,394
Oh, goodness.
466
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,895
You got pranked.
467
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,231
Phylis, are you OK?
468
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,465
Phylis.
469
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:28,635
I'm good.
470
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:30,970
Chloe, can we please
talk to you for a second?
471
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,939
Yes, I think we all should.
472
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:33,840
Good.
473
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,007
I think we should-- all should.
474
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,743
I want to talk about
something that's really
475
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,945
been bugging me for a while.
476
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,012
It's called wars.
477
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:41,748
No, no way .
478
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:42,715
Chloe, goodness, no.
479
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:43,616
What is she saying?
480
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,117
Hey, I saw a little girl.
481
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,185
She was crying.
482
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,955
She said, mommy,
why do people fight?
483
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:52,892
And that's when I realized,
haters going to hate.
484
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:57,096
I don't think she's taking
words seriously at all.
485
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,665
Good gosh, Chloe.
486
00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:02,569
We've had quite enough.
487
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:05,137
We are just a couple
of proud puzzlers
488
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:09,876
trying to have a nice, quiet,
lovely time on this autumn Eve.
489
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:10,810
What is around me?
490
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:11,878
All right, brotherly sidebar.
491
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,012
Let's lean in.
492
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:15,282
I think we all know what
needs to be done here.
493
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,883
I happen to know, we're
not those types of men.
494
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:20,553
We're going to have to
ask her politely to leave.
495
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,088
Robb almighty.
What have we become?
496
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:23,756
I think I know how
to get her attention.
497
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:26,359
Rakes.
498
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:30,330
What's up, Wisenheimers.
499
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,331
#Hi.
500
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,537
It's c-- c-- cold in
this c-- c-- c-- cabin.
501
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,306
#Brrr
502
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,308
I love what is happening here.
503
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:45,412
Looks like we need
some funky ass betch
504
00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:47,380
to take our firewood challenge.
505
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,381
That's right.
506
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:49,816
It's the firewood challenge.
507
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:53,085
Whoever can go outside and
collect the most firewood
508
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:54,153
wins the contest.
509
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,855
Oh my God, it's
me. #TeamChloe.
510
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,362
Now, we can go back
to finishing our puzzle.
511
00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,263
Wow, what a handsome boy?
512
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:05,432
That's right.
513
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:08,000
Hey, maybe one day,
we'll go to New York City
514
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,103
and see the real large Benjamin.
515
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:12,572
Sweet is Chloe.
516
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:13,873
To Martha's Vineyard.
517
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,074
She's been out there for weeks.
518
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:16,709
Oh, my God.
519
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:17,810
Oh, God.
520
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:18,711
Oh!
521
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,012
Oh!
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