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Clean driveway.
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All right.
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-Come on.
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Are you kidding me?
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Let me guess, it's spark plugs.
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Damn it.
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Don't have the spark plugs, can't do the tune-up.
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Can't do the tune-up if I don't have spark plugs.
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Come on!
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If Andy were to step out on the surface of the Moon
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without a space suit, this is what would happen.
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In the near vacuum of space,
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the gases within his body would immediately expand.
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His blood would appear to boil from...
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-Oh.
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Oh, come on.
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Attention, Moonbase 8.
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Congress has approved our budget
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for the next fiscal year.
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Funds to the Moonbase program have been cut by 15%.
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In order to offset some of the losses,
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we are pleased to announce a new partnership with Mars.
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We're going to Mars. That's great.
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-Well, let's see. -We'll see.
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...connected us with the Mars candy company...
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Oh.
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...who just signed a three-year deal to become
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-an official NASA partner. -Well, I mean,
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they've got cool products.
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They got M&M's, obviously Mars,
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which isn't as popular in the United States,
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more of a British thing.
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-Um, Snickers, they've got... -Can we listen
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-to the rest of the report? -Snickers ice cream.
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I-I know what candy they make.
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...you will participate in the product testing
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of an exclusive new candy:
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the Snickers Honey-Glazed Maple Bar.
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Thank you.
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Hmm. What do you think, Cap?
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Orders are orders, boys.
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All right, let's check it out.
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Eat those things up, I guess.
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Got some, uh, comment cards
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for you guys to fill out, honestly.
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"Please complete the questionnaire by marking X
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in the appropriate box."
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Let's dig in. See what we got here.
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-Ooh, boy, look at that. -Oh, it's swimming in honey.
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I don't know if I want to hold this, you know,
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if I'm driving or something; it's very sticky.
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Got a lot of drips happening here.
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-Feel... It's like... -Oh, I can hear it.
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-Yeah. -It's that smack to it.
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What about, um, a separate little, uh,
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bag that has the honey in it?
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-Like a dipper. Honey dipper. -Little... Yeah.
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Well, that's what they did, uh, with, uh, McDonald's Corp,
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-with, uh, Chicken McNuggets. -Uh-huh.
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So it becomes a sort of family...
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You-you put the honey in the middle--
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Oh, yeah, write that down.
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This would be a nightmare for long-hair dog owners.
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Your hands are all sticky.
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Your cat or your dog comes up, and you give them a pet.
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I'm feeling affectionate when I see the word "honey."
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Like, "Oh, hi, honey."
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I got to tell you, it's good to have honey.
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-It's been a while. - Yeah.
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Guys, what are we doing?
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I feel like NASA's just farming us out.
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This has nothing to do with our skills.
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How are we taking this seriously?
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-This pencil's stuck. -I went to MIT,
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not Hersheypark.
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Whatever this is, I-I feel silly.
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I-I'd rather not do this.
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Well, write it all down.
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Okay.
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"I'd rather not do this.
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Dr. Henai."
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Skip?
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Gonna get some nutrition.
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Need to eat something that has some value.
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I think this is important work.
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We're helping out NASA, and we're having a fun time doing it
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with these sweet treats.
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Hey, guys? There's a...
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There's a new base.
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-Huh? -Just west of here.
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It's SpaceX.
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Space sex?
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No. SpaceX.
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-Like your ex-wife. -Uh-huh.
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Or my ex-wife.
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- Here. You seen this? -Yeah, this guy.
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Huh, looks like Leon DiCaprio.
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No, it's "Alon" Musk, the guy who owns SpaceX.
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Yeah. They're going to Mars.
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-Wait. They're going to Mars? -They think
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-they're going to Mars. -That's pretty cool.
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No, it's not cool.
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They set up their base within eyesight of us?
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That's not cool. That's not cool.
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It's cocky. And I don't like it.
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-Well-- -Where do they get off,
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doing that? You know?
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I think we should be good neighbors
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and go over there and say hi.
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Oh, that's a cool idea.
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Well, I'm not breaking protocol.
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And that's a dick move on their part.
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All right.
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You guys...
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where are the good bagels?
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You know? The canned ones.
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We got, like, a big shipment in last month.
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Yeah, we got, like, a gross of those.
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I think they just sent these dehydrated little ones.
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Which I'm not gonna eat.
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These budgets cuts are just killing me.
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I'm trying to do experiments; I can't even eat a bagel?
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-Geez, tell me about it. -It sucks.
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Oh, that dishwashing liquid there,
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I've been watering that down for weeks.
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Your dish soap is a problem?
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How about my rover needs three spark plugs?
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And those candy bars? Testing those? What...
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What does... How does that help us?
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Tell you one thing.
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All those guys at SpaceX?
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You think they're worrying about money or budgetary concerns?
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-Uh, no. -No, I don't think so.
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They just ask their buddy "Alon" and, boom, it's there.
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"'Alon,' hey, could I have 20 bucks?"
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"Yeah, no problem."
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You know, I just can't help thinking
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of what Christ says, about turning the other cheek
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and loving thy neighbor.
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I know you don't want to hear this, Cap,
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but maybe the right move is to go over there and explain
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our situation, hat in hand, and maybe they can help us out
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with our bagel situation.
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I don't think we're allowed to do that.
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Wait a minute.
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That is a great idea.
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What do you mean? What I, what I said?
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You said we can't break protocol.
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I did say that. But that is a great idea.
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We don't just ask them for bagels, though.
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We make conta... Oh, my gosh.
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This idea.
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Why didn't we think of this before?
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We propose a merger of NASA and SpaceX!
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Hmm. That sounds pretty complicated.
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No, no, no, it's a grassroots, bottom-up idea.
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-This is a good idea. - It's a good idea,
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but they're private, we're public.
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-Yeah. -We can't just wa...
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So what? My cable company and my phone company merged.
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Like Blockbuster Video, they just went from a store thing
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to a... what-whatever happened to them.
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-They-they changed. -A chain.
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Yeah. Yeah, well, they-they changed.
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-They morphed into something. - That's a great point.
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Calberry Cross took Lutheran United, just scooped them up,
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made for a bigger, better church.
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- All right.
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SpaceX. Boom. Problem solved.
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Hmm. I wonder if Billy Goat is over there
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-at the Mars simulator. -Who's Billy Goat?
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He worked under me at JPL. He was like my protégé.
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- Look at him. - Whoa.
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That's him right there in the middle.
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- With that beard. -Yeah.
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Yeah, he's so cool. He looks like he's in System of a Down
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or 3 Doors Down, one of those groups.
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That is the coolest person I've ever seen in a lab.
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We put this picture up in the NASA Twitter feed
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and everyone went crazy.
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They were just like, "Who's that guy?
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No, not her. Him."
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And he ended up being a judge on BattleBots.
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Wait, are you telling me he worked for JPL under you?
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Oh, he used to get me coffee.
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Come on! He was your peon. He'll do whatever you say.
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-Yeah.
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Listen. All right, here-here's what's happening.
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I'm suspending protocol, officially.
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-We're gonna make
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this merger happen.
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- Whoa. - What the heck?
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"At SpaceX, we value the emotions of our fellow man.
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We would love to have you over to see our facility,
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but we're afraid that is not a possibility
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based on our strict adherence to a class 100 clean room."
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-Oh. -Ah.
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"Please plan on receiving us at 3 p.m. tomorrow."
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"Receiving us"? They-they want to come over here?
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-Yeah. -All right, looks like
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-we got some guests. -Yeah.
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-I could do beef-style stew. -Yes.
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-You're good at that. -And...
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-Hey, guys. -Sorry, I'm dyslexic.
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-Hey. -Caputo on deck.
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-Yes, sir. -You look great, man.
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Yeah, I clean up all right when I make an effort.
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We got to razzle-dazzle these guys.
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I never saw that hat before. You were on the Hancock?
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No, I wear this so I look cool. Come on.
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-Were you, were you on--
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-Did you serve time on the-- -What are we doing here?
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Are we getting ready for this party or what?
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All right, so I'll handle the introduction, okay?
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- Okay.
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Hello!
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Uh, greetings, Martians. Welcome to Moonbase 8.
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My name is Commander Robert Caputo.
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Oh, hey. Cooper.
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Billy, hey.
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Hi, I'm Alix.
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Uh, these are my associates.
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This is Professor Scott Sloan.
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This is Dr. Michael Henai.
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- Hey. -Dr. Henai!
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-Good to see you. -It's been forever.
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Thanks for stopping by. Hello.
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- Hey. -Hey, uh, Billy.
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I-I don't know if I can tell,
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but, u-uh, d-do you still have the beard?
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Ah, man, that was a long time ago.
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Oh, yeah? What kind of beard did you have?
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He had a long green beard.
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It was so cool-looking and, uh,
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I hope you guys get to see pictures of it someday.
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Didn't fit in the helmet. So...
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Well, we wanted to thank you so much for inviting us here.
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-Welcome. -Do you guys want to go
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get the thing? Uh, and as a token of our appreciation
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for inviting us, Elon wanted you guys to have
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a very special gift.
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- Oh, look at that! - Yeah.
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- Thank you. - What the heck is that?
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- It's the new Tesla Powerwall.
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That's very cool. We have an air-conditioning system
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in place, but I'm sure we could use that--
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No, it's a battery.
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It's amazing battery tech.
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It'll totally up your efficiency game.
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Ah, wow. It's almost like we're on the same team already.
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Well, thank you very much. That's very kind.
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-Yeah, of course. -Without further ado,
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let's get started on our tour.
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Right through here, and watch your head.
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-We wrote it out. -Watch your head.
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So these are our sleeping quarters.
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Watch your head.
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Cap's bunk. Rook's bunk.
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-I'm in here. - I call it a pod.
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Oh, yeah.
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This is graphite.
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We've got, uh, internal
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self-correcting temperature controls.
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So, sort of warm and cool at the same time,
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so we don't have to futz with some kind of a little device
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or whatever; it sort of self-regulates.
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There's a restroom right over there.
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We used to not have a shower curtain. Now we do.
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-Hooray. And, um...
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How thick is our carpet about?
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-It's a half a millimeter or so. -This is just standard stuff.
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It's an indoor-outdoor.
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-Got a good nap to it. - Yeah.
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Easy to clean; we just get one of those
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little tiny duster--
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what do you call it? The DustBuster.
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-Yeah. -It's awesome.
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-Yeah. -Just...
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-Right. -But we told NASA,
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we're just like, "We need good carpet."
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We don't want to-- you know, we're not--
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Yeah.
283
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We don't want that, that balling up to happen.
284
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No. Especially on the Moon.
285
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How does this measure up to your pods?
286
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- It's kind of similar. - Similar.
287
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-Yeah. -Yeah.
288
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Ours is a different color.
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-Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.
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Yeah.
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And it's a little... s-- more spread out.
292
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-Yeah. Yeah. -Oh.
293
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There's only so many ways to skin a cat, right?
294
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-Yeah. -Yeah.
295
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Let's show them the rest of the hab.
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Come on.
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Show you where we hang out and stuff.
298
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Yeah, yeah, you lead this one, Cap.
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We got all our movies here.
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We got all the best science-fiction movies.
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We got Logan's Run. We got Silent Running.
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We got 2010. Working on 2001.
303
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-Yeah, if you know anybody... -Don't have that yet.
304
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We've got research footage, too, from previous missions
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-that we can access, by year. -Right.
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And then, on Thursday nights,
307
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it's actually our official movie night, and...
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Can we invite...?
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Yeah. You're invited.
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-Hang out? -Yeah.
311
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You guys want to see the kitchen?
312
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Oh, yeah, the kitchen's awesome.
313
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Oh, it's state of the art.
314
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Hey, um, Billy, want to show me that Powerwall setup?
315
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-Yes. Yes. Yeah. -Let's go take a look.
316
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-It's good to see you, man. -You, too. It's been ages.
317
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-I know. -Crazy.
318
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That should up your efficiency, like, 40%.
319
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Wow. Thank you so much. This is great.
320
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Yeah, man, my pleasure.
321
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Wow.
322
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It's great to see you, you know?
323
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- Yeah. You, too, man. -You're exactly the same.
324
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-Well, except for... -Except for that,
325
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but it's just like no time has passed.
326
00:13:02,763 --> 00:13:04,163
-Oh, man. -And you're happy?
327
00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:05,763
-Things are good over there? -It's amazing.
328
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-I mean, how could it not be? -Yeah.
329
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-You know? -Yeah.
330
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Yeah. Hey, how's, uh, how's NASA treating you?
331
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It's...
332
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-it's okay. -Oh?
333
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You know, they don't really use me to my full potential.
334
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They've got us testing out candy bars.
335
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-Which seems fun on paper,
336
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but then it is just-- I'm like, "What am I doing here?"
337
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Yeah, I've heard about the setbacks.
338
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-It-it sucks. -Yeah.
339
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We have actually been talking about this idea
340
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where-- and maybe you could mention this to Elon--
341
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a merger between SpaceX
342
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And nasa.
343
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I mean, can you imagine the brainpower?
344
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The energy?
345
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Yeah, I mean, I-I-I think Elon's got, you know,
346
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all the top equipment and people already.
347
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-You know? -Oh, he's-- yeah.
348
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-Yeah.
349
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That is a dumb idea. Why would he--
350
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Well, it's not dumb, but, you know--
351
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It's dumb.
352
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You know, we're always looking for top-tier science talent.
353
00:14:02,449 --> 00:14:04,369
I... Why don't you come over to us?
354
00:14:04,449 --> 00:14:05,889
-Me? -I mean, just you.
355
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Not the other guys.
356
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And you could secure a position like that for me?
357
00:14:12,090 --> 00:14:13,250
-Yeah. -Yeah.
358
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:17,010
I mean, look, NASA was your dad's thing.
359
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Maybe it's time for you to step into the future.
360
00:14:19,290 --> 00:14:20,971
It's a lot to consider.
361
00:14:21,051 --> 00:14:24,051
And, uh, yeah, I'll...
362
00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:27,251
yeah, I'll give it, I'll give it some thought.
363
00:14:27,331 --> 00:14:28,771
This is starting to heat up over here. It's cooking.
364
00:14:28,851 --> 00:14:30,051
Yeah, what do you got? What do you got?
365
00:14:30,132 --> 00:14:31,172
-You almost done? -Yeah, this is
366
00:14:31,252 --> 00:14:32,372
the beef-style stew I was raving about.
367
00:14:32,452 --> 00:14:33,732
-Mm. -Mmm.
368
00:14:33,812 --> 00:14:35,052
Great.
369
00:14:35,132 --> 00:14:36,532
He's crazy for that beef-style stew.
370
00:14:36,612 --> 00:14:38,852
Yeah, it stinks, but it tastes great.
371
00:14:38,932 --> 00:14:40,253
What else?
372
00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:42,293
And I'm gonna serve some dehydrated pizza pies
373
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with a pepperoni flavoring.
374
00:14:44,973 --> 00:14:47,653
So you guys are still eating, uh, dehydrated food?
375
00:14:47,733 --> 00:14:49,893
-Yeah. Space food.
376
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,014
Why? What are you guys eating over there?
377
00:14:52,094 --> 00:14:54,894
Um, well, we just have different kinds of food.
378
00:14:54,974 --> 00:14:56,574
-Yeah. -Yeah, um,
379
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mainly a lot of street food.
380
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Our catering is, um, is pretty amazing, actually.
381
00:15:01,015 --> 00:15:02,815
So it's like, Wednesday, we have Vietnamese street food.
382
00:15:02,895 --> 00:15:04,775
Thursday, we got Thai street food.
383
00:15:04,855 --> 00:15:06,295
We got Sicilian street food.
384
00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:07,775
Well, if you want street food here,
385
00:15:07,855 --> 00:15:10,015
I'm happy to go out and try to find a dead pigeon for you
386
00:15:10,095 --> 00:15:11,776
-or something. -That's good, Cap.
387
00:15:11,856 --> 00:15:13,416
-Yeah. -Yeah. Street food, our food.
388
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:15,096
"Oh, this is a porcupine quill?"
389
00:15:15,176 --> 00:15:17,336
- Yeah. - Yeah, we just found
390
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,816
that dehydrated food is actually very bad for your system,
391
00:15:19,896 --> 00:15:21,657
and that eating fresh food
392
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actually keeps the mood elevated
393
00:15:23,737 --> 00:15:25,697
and keeps the brain a lot sharper.
394
00:15:25,777 --> 00:15:28,017
You know, if I have too much fresh fruit and vegetables,
395
00:15:28,097 --> 00:15:30,538
it goes whoosh! Just straight through me.
396
00:15:30,618 --> 00:15:31,818
-He's the king of diarrhea. - Yeah.
397
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,978
-Something smells good. -Hey!
398
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,138
There they are. Let's eat, guys!
399
00:15:37,778 --> 00:15:39,698
-Mmm. -Mmm.
400
00:15:39,778 --> 00:15:41,619
- Interesting texture. -Right?
401
00:15:41,699 --> 00:15:43,219
-Yeah. -Want some more, uh,
402
00:15:43,299 --> 00:15:44,379
powder for your drink?
403
00:15:44,459 --> 00:15:46,019
Uh, I'm okay. No, thank you.
404
00:15:46,099 --> 00:15:47,579
Oh, shoot.
405
00:15:47,659 --> 00:15:49,259
Guys, I'm sorry. I should've done this earlier.
406
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:50,700
I would like to say a quick little grace,
407
00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:52,060
and welcome our new guests
408
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to the table here.
409
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,900
Dear Lord, I just want to thank you
410
00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:57,980
for providing this bounty for us.
411
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And continue to watch over us and our new friends.
412
00:16:01,021 --> 00:16:02,581
Rook, you don't have to do that now.
413
00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:03,781
We can...
414
00:16:03,861 --> 00:16:05,421
-We're okay. -You sure?
415
00:16:05,501 --> 00:16:06,781
-They understand. -Yeah.
416
00:16:06,861 --> 00:16:08,621
-Wait, so-- -It might not be for everybody.
417
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,302
Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry to offend,
418
00:16:10,382 --> 00:16:11,902
-if I offended you guys. -No, no, y-you're religious?
419
00:16:11,982 --> 00:16:13,462
-That's-that's so, um... -Mm-hmm.
420
00:16:13,542 --> 00:16:14,622
...cool.
421
00:16:14,702 --> 00:16:15,862
Yeah, it is pretty cool, actually.
422
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,462
How do you rationalize, you know,
423
00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:20,102
scientific concepts such as, you know,
424
00:16:20,183 --> 00:16:22,463
string theory, big bang,
425
00:16:22,543 --> 00:16:25,063
you know, evolution, with something like Christianity?
426
00:16:25,143 --> 00:16:27,503
Actually, there's this book by Dr. Peter Tinkleton.
427
00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:29,063
I don't know if you're familiar with him.
428
00:16:29,143 --> 00:16:31,704
Uh, he's posing this incredible theory that
429
00:16:31,784 --> 00:16:32,944
when the Lord talks about days,
430
00:16:33,024 --> 00:16:34,944
they're actually referring to decades.
431
00:16:35,024 --> 00:16:36,144
-Who cares? You know? -Anything's possible.
432
00:16:36,224 --> 00:16:38,264
No one gives a shit... about any of that stuff.
433
00:16:38,344 --> 00:16:39,824
I'd like to propose a toast.
434
00:16:39,904 --> 00:16:41,265
-Yeah. -Cheers to our new neighbors.
435
00:16:41,345 --> 00:16:42,385
-Cheers. -Here we go.
436
00:16:42,465 --> 00:16:43,465
-Cheers. -Cheers to you.
437
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:47,585
And while I have the floor, um...
438
00:16:47,665 --> 00:16:50,986
...I got kind of a cool idea I want to present to you guys.
439
00:16:51,066 --> 00:16:54,746
Um, you've probably heard that NASA's getting pinched
440
00:16:54,826 --> 00:16:56,746
by old Uncle Sam the miser,
441
00:16:56,826 --> 00:16:57,946
uh, financially.
442
00:16:58,026 --> 00:16:59,266
And so, what I want
443
00:16:59,346 --> 00:17:01,667
to propose to you guys that, hopefully,
444
00:17:01,747 --> 00:17:03,627
you'll take straight up back to the top,
445
00:17:03,707 --> 00:17:07,027
is that we do a merger,
446
00:17:07,107 --> 00:17:10,027
where we take NASA and SpaceX,
447
00:17:10,107 --> 00:17:12,348
and we mix them together.
448
00:17:12,428 --> 00:17:14,508
And we could call it NASA-X,
449
00:17:14,588 --> 00:17:17,908
or Space NASA, or...
450
00:17:17,988 --> 00:17:20,309
if you want to go fun, we go snasa.
451
00:17:20,389 --> 00:17:22,789
-Has a ring to it. -That is awesome, Cap.
452
00:17:22,869 --> 00:17:24,709
-That's an awesome idea. - Yeah, I don't...
453
00:17:24,789 --> 00:17:27,029
I don't know. I don't know if that's feasible.
454
00:17:27,109 --> 00:17:28,469
-Right. -Yeah.
455
00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:29,949
Yeah, but it-it could be feasible.
456
00:17:30,029 --> 00:17:32,270
Mm. Yeah, just, I don't, I don't,
457
00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:35,830
I don't think it's-it's possible.
458
00:17:35,910 --> 00:17:38,110
Uh, Skip actually mentioned that merger, and...
459
00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:39,270
- What? -Yeah, well--
460
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,071
Yeah, we talked about it a little bit already.
461
00:17:41,151 --> 00:17:43,071
You already talked about the idea with him?
462
00:17:43,151 --> 00:17:44,711
Yeah, yeah. We've known each other a while, so...
463
00:17:44,791 --> 00:17:46,071
Okay. What did he tell you about the idea?
464
00:17:46,151 --> 00:17:47,871
-Funding from Elon to-- -No. No.
465
00:17:47,951 --> 00:17:50,432
No, that's not what I said, Skip. Sorry.
466
00:17:50,512 --> 00:17:52,032
- In-in essence. -I'm not after your money, okay?
467
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:53,592
This is not a holdup.
468
00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:57,272
It was just, I'm talking about a-a partnership.
469
00:17:57,352 --> 00:17:59,872
Like, what she said, I-I don't think it's gonna happen.
470
00:17:59,952 --> 00:18:03,113
They also might not have the authority to-to do that.
471
00:18:03,193 --> 00:18:04,913
Yes, I'm aware of that. That's why I said
472
00:18:04,993 --> 00:18:06,553
-bring it up to "Alon." -Elon.
473
00:18:06,633 --> 00:18:08,073
Anyway, I thought it was worth considering,
474
00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:09,633
and Skip disagrees.
475
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:11,074
I'll note that down in my notes.
476
00:18:11,154 --> 00:18:14,074
-I-I don't disagree. -Okay, Skip, gotcha.
477
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:22,675
Uh, if you're interested in the Dr. Tinkleton stuff
478
00:18:22,755 --> 00:18:24,515
I was talking about, there's actually a DVD series
479
00:18:24,595 --> 00:18:25,595
that he put out.
480
00:18:25,675 --> 00:18:27,395
You can check out the cartoons and stuff.
481
00:18:27,475 --> 00:18:28,435
Yeah.
482
00:18:28,515 --> 00:18:30,516
Okay.
483
00:18:31,636 --> 00:18:32,876
I spoiled the mood.
484
00:18:32,956 --> 00:18:34,516
I get it, all right. I'm not a dummy.
485
00:18:34,596 --> 00:18:36,036
- No, it's okay. -No, I spoiled the mood.
486
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,796
I lost my temper in a way. Um, it's fine.
487
00:18:37,876 --> 00:18:39,716
Sorry if I-- You know, I'm sorry.
488
00:18:39,796 --> 00:18:40,957
-No, no. -If I--
489
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:44,437
I just... We like you guys.
490
00:18:44,517 --> 00:18:45,757
- Okay? - We really do.
491
00:18:45,837 --> 00:18:47,637
We think you're cool.
492
00:18:47,717 --> 00:18:49,957
And hopefully you think we're pretty cool.
493
00:18:50,037 --> 00:18:52,318
And I just didn't want you to leave
494
00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:55,318
before I got a chance to know you, you know?
495
00:18:57,318 --> 00:18:58,558
-So-- -Mm.
496
00:18:58,638 --> 00:18:59,758
What about you, Cooper?
497
00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:01,399
You're just sitting over there pretty quiet.
498
00:19:01,479 --> 00:19:04,879
W-What's your deal?
499
00:19:04,959 --> 00:19:06,959
Let me guess. Harvard.
500
00:19:07,039 --> 00:19:08,959
Um, Stanford, actually.
501
00:19:09,039 --> 00:19:10,960
-Ah. A good choice. -Yeah.
502
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,480
-Good choice. Mm-hmm. -Thank you.
503
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:16,760
What do they do at Stanford? You play any sports or--
504
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:19,440
Um, yeah, I actually used to run track.
505
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,201
-Ah, track. -There's that.
506
00:19:21,281 --> 00:19:23,041
A little spring in your step, huh?
507
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:25,761
-Yeah, you could say that. -You think you're pretty fast?
508
00:19:27,201 --> 00:19:30,041
I did all right. Won some competitions.
509
00:19:30,121 --> 00:19:32,522
That's good. Yeah. Well...
510
00:19:32,602 --> 00:19:34,402
A real Speedy Gonzales.
511
00:19:38,202 --> 00:19:40,283
You think you're faster than me?
512
00:19:40,363 --> 00:19:42,883
I-I don't know-- I wouldn't know.
513
00:19:42,963 --> 00:19:44,443
I know how to find out.
514
00:19:44,523 --> 00:19:46,003
-Yeah? -Yeah.
515
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:47,483
Have a good old-fashioned footrace right now.
516
00:19:47,563 --> 00:19:49,323
You want to do that?
517
00:19:49,403 --> 00:19:51,524
-Yeah. Let's suit up. -You really want to do this?
518
00:19:51,604 --> 00:19:53,244
- Let's have a footrace. - No, no, no.
519
00:19:53,324 --> 00:19:54,364
-Let's just eat-- -Yeah!
520
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,004
Come on. Go with it, go with it, go with it.
521
00:19:56,084 --> 00:19:58,564
If Cap wants to race, we're suiting up. Let's go!
522
00:19:58,644 --> 00:20:01,405
Okay, we're gonna go from here to the rover
523
00:20:01,485 --> 00:20:02,845
and back.
524
00:20:02,925 --> 00:20:05,245
This is so stupid. I don't care who wins.
525
00:20:05,325 --> 00:20:07,245
If I win, you guys set me up
526
00:20:07,325 --> 00:20:09,685
with a one-on-one with "Alon" Musk.
527
00:20:09,765 --> 00:20:11,846
-Elon. -If you win,
528
00:20:11,926 --> 00:20:13,886
I will give you that NASA rover.
529
00:20:13,966 --> 00:20:15,486
You will take it home with you.
530
00:20:15,566 --> 00:20:17,286
-Cap, no. Come on. -No, no, no.
531
00:20:17,366 --> 00:20:18,726
We're doing this for pink slips. I mean it.
532
00:20:18,806 --> 00:20:20,126
Let's do this.
533
00:20:20,207 --> 00:20:23,087
All right, I want a clean and fair race. You hear me?
534
00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:25,127
On my mark.
535
00:20:25,207 --> 00:20:26,407
Ready...
536
00:20:27,887 --> 00:20:30,528
...set... go!
537
00:20:37,168 --> 00:20:39,168
-Oh!
538
00:20:43,169 --> 00:20:45,889
Yeah!
539
00:20:45,969 --> 00:20:47,289
-Yeah! -Yeah.
540
00:20:47,369 --> 00:20:48,729
All right, where are those keys at?
541
00:20:48,809 --> 00:20:50,850
Cap, you okay?
542
00:20:52,090 --> 00:20:55,050
Oh, man.
543
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:59,290
Rook... I lost the rover.
544
00:20:59,370 --> 00:21:01,771
I-I don't know what happened. I just, my feet got caught up...
545
00:21:01,851 --> 00:21:03,451
It's all right. Take it easy.
546
00:21:03,531 --> 00:21:05,011
I guess I'll just lay here for a bit longer,
547
00:21:05,091 --> 00:21:06,611
maybe get some sympathy out of it.
548
00:21:06,691 --> 00:21:08,491
Maybe it's a do-over?
549
00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:10,612
We can ask. We can always ask.
550
00:21:10,692 --> 00:21:12,012
Just-just take a minute, okay?
551
00:21:12,092 --> 00:21:14,012
Just catch your breath.
552
00:21:14,092 --> 00:21:17,252
Hey, you know what, Cap?
553
00:21:17,332 --> 00:21:19,372
You got a little crack in your helmet there.
554
00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:21,413
-See that? -There's a crack in the helmet?
555
00:21:21,493 --> 00:21:23,013
Yeah. See that?
556
00:21:23,093 --> 00:21:25,053
Well, that's a helmet breach.
557
00:21:25,133 --> 00:21:26,533
You're right, that's a helmet breach.
558
00:21:26,613 --> 00:21:27,813
It's helmet-breach protocol, then.
559
00:21:27,893 --> 00:21:30,013
Yeah. Initiate helmet-breach protocol?
560
00:21:30,093 --> 00:21:31,574
You know all the dialogue and everything, right?
561
00:21:31,654 --> 00:21:33,254
I got it all down pat. You ready?
562
00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:34,814
-Okay, I'm gonna go into it. -Okay.
563
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:37,254
Three, two, one.
564
00:21:37,334 --> 00:21:38,694
Ah, helmet breach!
565
00:21:38,774 --> 00:21:40,255
-We have a helmet breach! -Helmet breach!
566
00:21:40,335 --> 00:21:42,335
Initiate Protocol 92!
567
00:21:42,415 --> 00:21:44,455
Don't you leave my body on the Moon.
568
00:21:44,535 --> 00:21:45,895
I'm not losing you, damn it!
569
00:21:45,975 --> 00:21:47,735
You listen to me, you get me off this rock!
570
00:21:47,815 --> 00:21:49,815
Man, they're really going for the Oscar over there, huh?
571
00:21:51,216 --> 00:21:52,496
All you need is Stanley Kubrick directing.
572
00:21:52,576 --> 00:21:54,576
I know. Don't they know we're not on the moon?
573
00:21:54,656 --> 00:21:57,136
-What was that joke?
574
00:21:57,216 --> 00:22:00,136
Oh, I was saying, you know how a lot of people think
575
00:22:00,217 --> 00:22:01,777
that NASA faked the Moon landings,
576
00:22:01,857 --> 00:22:03,617
and that Stanley Kubrick directed it.
577
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:06,857
All right. Well, you know that my father pretty much created
578
00:22:06,937 --> 00:22:08,457
the Apollo program.
579
00:22:08,537 --> 00:22:11,058
So you're saying that he faked that?
580
00:22:11,138 --> 00:22:13,618
-No. Not at all, not at all. -No, no.
581
00:22:13,698 --> 00:22:15,698
-I'm just saying... - They're faking it.
582
00:22:15,778 --> 00:22:17,258
He's like, "Breach! Breach!" but, like, it's air.
583
00:22:17,338 --> 00:22:19,778
-The air's fine. - It's oxygen.
584
00:22:19,858 --> 00:22:21,299
We need to get him in the base!
585
00:22:23,179 --> 00:22:25,139
Stay with me, you son of a bitch.
586
00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:26,779
You know what?
587
00:22:26,859 --> 00:22:29,219
Why don't you go on ahead and, uh, tell Elon Musk
588
00:22:29,299 --> 00:22:31,380
that I'm gonna rescind the job offer.
589
00:22:31,460 --> 00:22:33,060
Okay.
590
00:22:33,140 --> 00:22:35,140
I represent the National Aeronautics and Space Agency.
591
00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:38,900
And I'm gonna follow my father's footsteps
592
00:22:38,980 --> 00:22:42,461
and continue the mission for science.
593
00:22:42,541 --> 00:22:44,581
I know that NASA isn't the fanciest agency,
594
00:22:44,661 --> 00:22:47,781
but, you know, it's got some integrity to it.
595
00:22:47,861 --> 00:22:49,941
It's my father's NASA.
596
00:22:50,021 --> 00:22:52,102
That's our NASA.
597
00:22:52,182 --> 00:22:55,062
And, uh, Billy, you should grow the beard back.
598
00:22:55,142 --> 00:22:57,142
That's what made you special.
599
00:22:58,182 --> 00:22:59,942
All right, guys, wait up.
600
00:23:02,023 --> 00:23:03,663
I got to stop the air from getting out!
601
00:23:03,743 --> 00:23:04,863
We should leave this, right?
602
00:23:04,943 --> 00:23:06,463
I mean, it's a piece of shit anyways.
603
00:23:17,184 --> 00:23:18,344
You know, Cap, uh,
604
00:23:18,424 --> 00:23:20,305
I think that guy got the jump on you.
605
00:23:20,385 --> 00:23:22,225
Wish we had an instant replay camera.
606
00:23:22,305 --> 00:23:25,665
Don't you get it?
607
00:23:25,745 --> 00:23:27,745
We did win.
608
00:23:29,185 --> 00:23:31,266
I'm proud of you guys.
609
00:23:31,346 --> 00:23:34,026
You showed up today.
610
00:23:34,106 --> 00:23:38,026
You made this place look like a dazzling wonder.
611
00:23:38,106 --> 00:23:39,426
Yeah.
612
00:23:39,506 --> 00:23:40,787
And those kids...
613
00:23:40,867 --> 00:23:42,947
those kids are sweet.
614
00:23:43,027 --> 00:23:45,427
They're dreamers, right?
615
00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:47,267
They think they're going to Mars.
616
00:23:47,347 --> 00:23:49,507
Really? Really?
617
00:23:49,587 --> 00:23:52,708
That program's prepared to go to Mars in their lifetime?
618
00:23:52,788 --> 00:23:55,228
I don't think so. Uh-uh.
619
00:23:55,308 --> 00:23:57,748
Maybe in their grandchildren's lifetime they're going to Mars,
620
00:23:57,828 --> 00:23:59,948
but those people are not going to Mars.
621
00:24:00,028 --> 00:24:01,549
Nope.
622
00:24:01,629 --> 00:24:03,269
Us?
623
00:24:03,349 --> 00:24:05,549
We're going to the Moon.
624
00:24:05,629 --> 00:24:07,909
-Yeah. -Yeah, we are!
625
00:24:07,989 --> 00:24:10,550
We are going to the Moon.
626
00:24:10,630 --> 00:24:11,750
-Yes! -You get it?
627
00:24:11,830 --> 00:24:13,150
-Yeah. -You get it?
628
00:24:13,230 --> 00:24:14,790
-And when I get up there... -Yeah, Cap.
629
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:16,470
...I'm gonna look down at them,
630
00:24:16,550 --> 00:24:17,910
and I'm gonna flip them the bird.
631
00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:19,430
-Hell yeah! -I'm gonna flip them the bird
632
00:24:19,510 --> 00:24:21,231
so bad, their heads will spin!
633
00:24:21,311 --> 00:24:22,911
-Heck yeah! -'Cause we're Moon men!
634
00:24:22,991 --> 00:24:24,431
-Yeah! -We're going there!
635
00:24:24,511 --> 00:24:25,591
Three cheers for Robert Caputo!
636
00:24:25,671 --> 00:24:27,231
-Hip, hip, hooray! - Hooray!
637
00:24:27,311 --> 00:24:31,952
-Hip, hip, hooray! -Hip, hip, hooray!
638
00:24:32,032 --> 00:24:34,352
Take your boots off before you go up on the table though.
639
00:24:34,432 --> 00:24:36,472
Well, can he just have his moment here?
640
00:24:36,552 --> 00:24:38,672
-Give me a hand down. - You can go back up,
641
00:24:38,752 --> 00:24:40,072
-just take your boots off. -Whoa!
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