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All right, move it. You're in my spot.

What do you mean, you're in my spot? I
don't see a sign, seating, or names in

this motherfucker.

What do you call me?

Huh?

Huh?

Fuck it, I'm deaf anyways.

All right, move it. I'm not moving
unless we duel.

You want to fucking duel me, huh?

Yep.

Oh my gosh.

What is going on here?

You guys know each other from the war.
What's going on? Don't fight like that.

This man hasn't been my friend since the
war. Ever since he tried to kill my

girl. Your girl? No, she was my girl,
you rat -faced bastard. You guys, stop

Grandpa, don't you recognize me?

Where's that granddaughter?

Oh, sweetheart, of course I do. What's
the matter with you? Who are you?

You don't recognize these beautiful
girls?

No. Oh, you kind of look familiar.

My eyes are up here. I'm just kidding,
sweetheart.

I haven't seen you in a long time. Oh,
that's great. You have your mother's...

Hi. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

Yes. Actually, four inches shorter than
me. Yes. You look pretty good.

You look wonderful. I am doing well.

Well, you guys need to make it up now,
okay? No more fighting.

I don't know. We haven't been friends
for a while, ever since he tried to

my wife. That's not true.

It's not your wife, and she was a town
whore.

Steal my wife. I respected her.

I rented her out.

You guys make it up. No, Grandpa.

Apologize right now.

I'm going to fuck your granddaughter.

What? What did he say?

What did he say?

I said I'd like DeLoreans. Yes, of
course. Do you want to see the rest of

house? I guess.

Yeah, a tour would be nice.

A tour would be nice.

Can you help me up the stairs?

You should take a seat.

Just take a seat.

You don't look like you're doing too
well.

Oh, Tammy gets me all worked up. It's my
heart.

Can I help?

Could you help? Would you mind?

Would you mind getting my heart
medication? It's in my medicine cabinet.

Just tell me which.

Let's see, right down the hallway here
is the second door on the left.

Right in the medicine cabinet.

Okay.

Thank you. I'll be right back.

Okay.

Oh,

I brought you some water and your... Oh,
sorry. I'm on the right -hand side.

Just give me one there.

Yes.

There you go. Thank you.

Funny tasting. What are these?

I got them like you said. They were on
the right -hand side of the medicine

cabinet. These aren't my medication.

What room did you get these from?

It's a bathroom, like you told me.

The second door on the left?

The right -hand side. Oh, I'm so sorry.
Did I grab the wrong one?

These are Tommy's pills.

Come on. Hold that for me, would you?

Let me get my walker. I can grab your
walker for you. Yeah?

Yeah, let's go see Tom.

What will I have to do?

Alright, you got it.

So,

this is your room?

Not too jabby, huh?

Is my grandpa's room as big as yours?

I got the biggest room in the house
because I'm the most popular.

I was wondering, can you help me with

something?

Of course.

I mean, I've known you for so long.
You're practically my grandpa.

Yeah,

I am. I want to be so many things right
now. But I need help.

I haven't had help for a long time.

Are you willing to help me?

Of course.

If you go in that top drawer there,

there's something you could help me out
with that I would really appreciate.

See, Agnes in the other room, I
haven't... Well, the thing is, I would

really stick it to her.

And I just can't. My soldier hasn't been
at attention for quite a while now.

What? What are you talking about?

In here?

Yes. It's right in there.

That's it!

The magic maker!

Your penis!

Where? There! My penis?

Yes! Oh, we better do something about
it. But... I need help. Is this what you

need help with? What the heck is this
thing? If you use this on me, I will

become a full soldier again. I'll be all
standing, all erect. And then I'll

really be able to give it an Agnes.

Would you help me, please?

I'd love to.

Oh, jolly jeez jimmy jeez. I guess
that's for a good cause.

I'm a veteran. You'll be doing a service
for your country.

All right.

Hold it still.

Okay.

Oh, wow.

Pump away.

It feels like life is coming back inside
me, as if God

is inside me and he's penetrating me
from the inside.

You are getting bigger!

Woo!

I thought I'd never heard that before.

Wow! This is awesome!

I feel like I can dance!

Okay,

should we take it off now? Are you done?

Wait, just a little bit more.

Admire how big and talk about it.

Um, your cock looks really big and very
pumped up and ready for that one lady

that you're talking about. Agnes!

That's her name. Agnes, she'll love this
big boner of yours. I hope I... She's

gonna really like it.

Most old men can't have... Boners like
this. This is pretty neat.

Yeah. Believe me, I thought my time was
up.

Wow. What a great medical device.

I'm telling you. Thank God for science.
I think you're done with it. I'm going

to remove it now, okay?

Okay. Nice and slow.

Uh -huh. Ooh.

Ooh.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, my God.

Look what you did to it. It's beautiful.

It's so big.

I haven't been with a woman in a while,
and I want to be ready for Agnes.

Oh, my God. Can you help me remember
what it is to be with a woman?

Um, what did you mean?

I mean, maybe put it in your mouth?

Um, I guess. I heard yes.

Hallelujah. Strike up the band and start
the barbecue.

You like it? What is going on?

I'm doing things to your mouth because
you're helping me because you have a

heart and you care about veterans.

Yes.

Oh, I love seeing you gag in your eyes.
It's all watery.

Spit on it.

That's cool.

Yes.

You can't be doing that.

What am I doing? That's his
granddaughter.

It is your granddaughter.

Oh, this is about that village whore,
isn't it? No.

I want to get with Agnes next door. You
know how hot she is.

crisis on my hand. What is this? I took
these pills by mistake.

I gave him the wrong pills.

Where did you get them?

Where did you get them, darling? I think
from your side of the cabinet, Grandpa.

What?

My side?

Your side.

This is bad.

How bad is it? Am I going to die?

You could die.

What? Are you feeling hot and hard in
certain places?

I am, as a matter of fact.

What do we do?

We gotta see how bad it is.

What, now?

Better now than never.

Hold on to this.

Whoa!

It hasn't been that hard in a long time.

That's what I'm saying.

What's gonna happen? Am I gonna die?

You won't die.

Only if you get mouth... ...suscitation.

Should we call one of the nurses?

No, they're bitches.

They don't do any of this for us.

You gotta step up. But that's your
friend, Grandpa. I know. Are you willing

step up and save his life?

I guess.

Good for you, kid.

There you go.

Okay, here we go. You sure this will
work? Yes, I promise.

Okay.

Just like that.

Are you feeling better? Oh, maybe a
little bit, but you should keep going.

I'm so sorry, Grandpa.

Oh, honey, you know, if you wanted to
make it up, you could take that on those

arms.

Take this off.

Yeah, we don't want you to have a heat
stroke.

How are you doing?

You're really, you're like Mother
Teresa.

No, this is right.

It is right. Just keep going. Good girl.

You're going to get a box of socks for
Christmas.

I love that noise.

Don't fall over.

It's okay.

This is wrong.

It is, but it feels so right.

And maybe that's my, uh... No, that's
good. Just like that.

This is over with.

It tastes better at the bottom right
down there. Yeah.

If you go all the way down, what he said
is right.

It tastes better at the bottom. Oh,
Jesus. I cannot really get it tonight.

Oh.

Oh, that's...

That was so deep. Hey, don't be rude.

Take your boobs out. You don't want us
to die without saying our boobs. I don't

want you to go home with dirty clothes.

Whatever gets them to talk after. It's
really gross.

It is gross. I know.

That's okay.

Think of a happy place.

You're hurting my hair.

Oh, good call. I don't want to fall on
her. Whoa!

Sorry about that.

I'm a sleeper. I can pass out whenever.

Look at all the spit.

Where's your spit?

You've got to try harder.

Maybe if you go to the back of your
throat, that's where all the good spit

I like that. Do you like balls?

No. I don't like balls.

Yes, you do.

Everyone likes balls. They stink like
old man.

You smell like death.

I don't. I smell like cat litter.

This is awesome.

I was kind of... Was your pill wearing
off? No, no.

I think it's starting to work on her.
How long did it last for?

For hours.

For hours. If you're not careful, he
could die.

That's cool.

Do the nurses know we're in here?

Yes. And no one's going to tell them.

Yes.

I like when you chew on it.

Chew on it like a pear.

Come on.

I know.

Keep chewing.

Yeah, that's really

good. You know what makes this better?

When you can't breathe.

Oh, yeah.

You're a breathing machine.

I love my breathing machine.

You're going to do a good job. All the
way down.

I'm really sorry grandpa, are we

finished here?

If I don't come, honey, I'm going to
have a heart attack, I think.

I'm going to have a heart attack if I
don't come.

Have you seen the commercials? These
hard -ons can last up to four hours

consulting a heart attack or diarrhea.

Which one do you want?

My mouth is getting tired. Can we just
try something else?

Oh, well, yeah.

All right. I thought you'd never ask.
Maybe let's lay down.

Yeah, you guys get comfortable.

We're all manners.

Where are you going? I want to help.

I'm just getting some air.

You should get air.

Air down here.

I like air.

Look at that.

You got a nice penis.

That's not a penis. That's a vagina.

Oh my gosh!

That's awesome!

You're insensitive.

I'm very sensitive.

You're very aggressive.

It's my old hand.

Is it going to help you?

Your friend's tongue feels really old.

Good! Tell him thank you. And then ask
him, when are you going to sharpen my

knives?

Oh, yes.

Is that lighter?

I think that you're still being really
rough with my clit. It's because I have

no feelings in my hand.

You don't have teeth either.

Always arthritis.

I'm going to do this.

Oh, yeah.

I was going to wait until my first
boyfriend could do this to me. Oh.

Really? Ancient.

I can't believe we're having sex with a
dinosaur. How are you doing? Do you want

to go to the zoo?

Sorry.

We could go to the zoo right now and go
with that. No, that's crazy.

Oh, my God.

Do you see what your friend is doing to
me? Be gentle with her, Grandpa. I am

gentle. Is he being gentle with you?

He's trying.

I'm sorry. My grandpa's dick is really
long. It runs in the family.

I could talk.

Give me compliments.

There's nothing to compliment.

It takes a lot. You're old as fuck.

And you're gross.

I have ears, you know.

What did you say?

Grandpa,

keep your hands on her.

I can't help it.

What's the matter with you?

Let's get comfortable.

Oh my gosh.

You guys should talk to each other.

Is it even all the way hard

I remember what used to make you laugh.

I like pickles.

No.

That's not funny anymore.

I'm not like that anymore.

Uh -huh.

It's awesome.

Do you see how awesome this is?

Grandpa, I don't know if I want to see
it. Well, you have to. Close your look,

darling.

It's so dry.

I'm not that into it. Hey, honey, what
are you doing?

Spitting on it.

Just a little spit. Oh, you touched it.

I don't know if my pussy can get wet for
you.

Oh, it feels pretty wet to me.

They're coming out of the house.

Then again.

Are you looking?

I'm trying not to.

Can you hold my hand? We can get through
this. Oh, my gosh.

Just pretend these are young babies. I'm
pretending.

Yeah, pretend.

We'll pretend.

This is Tyler. You can't.

Get your dick away from my mouth,
please.

It was so close. Did you want any water
or anything like that?

I'm sorry. I'll just put it right back
inside of me.

We come from a time and a period where
we did things that no one else could

do now. Because you're all on your
fucking phones.

Grandpa, get your hand off my chair!

She can't do anything now.

She spit on your hand.

Why do you bite in this bowl? You're not
following the ball.

Take your hands off me. I like this.

Yes, yes.

We need to get more important games at
this senior.

I like Scrabble.

Oh my God.

He should.

I think I should also.

Give her some more.

Oh, my gosh.

Maybe it'd be easier if we just hugged
the whole time.

Oh, that would be great. I think that's
a great idea.

Wonderful.

I just need a little emotional support
through this. You don't need to pat her

head.

Hey!

It's all that spinach they give us. You
guys keep going, you're going to miss

dinner time.

Oh, I think this is better than dinner.

When we're done in time for bingo,
that's the most important part. I love

Bingo, bingo.

Oh, my God.

Are you okay?

I'm going to lay down with my back. Oh,
that's a good idea.

That's really weird. No, it's not weird
at all.

Maybe you should lay down too.

I'm worried about your back. Good call.

Hello, friend.

Is that a phone?

Sorry. Maybe if we get on top, we'll
have more control over these weirdos. I

think that's a great idea.

You can put a pillow over my face.

I'm thinking about it.

Let's make you come faster.

Oh, yes, sweetheart.

Oh, my God.

I'm surprised you feel better. No more
fighting with my grandpa.

Like a version of coconut.

You're saving his life.

You know,

if you choke me, I might cum faster.

That's a good idea.

I think they're too old for that.

Come on. Come on. We're good.

It's been gay.

How long?

How long?

Good God.

It's been gay.

When's the last time you guys had sex
with men?

I don't know.

What day is it?

Oh my gosh. It's so loose.

I don't know if I want to get that close
to my grandpa's penis.

I don't blame you. Look how hairy his
nuts are.

This is totally wrong.

This is so wrong.

Nerds! Nerds! They're on their break.
They don't hear anything.

Gosh.

That's really fast for your age. Maybe
you should touch her boobs instead.

those ones too. Yeah.

You bring it out of me, kid.

Oh, wow.

Oh, God.

Do you think that maybe we could, like,
try a different position where we don't

have to look at you guys?

Yeah!

What do you think? The old stack -a
-roonie like we used to do back in the

Yeah! Yeah?

Okay. All right. Show us. Let's do that
then.

Yeah, you just get on each other. I
don't go on the bottom, and then I go

on the top.

This is great. We can hold each other
the whole time. You can.

It'll get through this much easier.

Yeah, there you go.

That's going to be on the other side,
okay? No, no, it's fine right there.

worry. Can you tell your friend that?

Okay. Oh, it's happening.

Whoops. Whoops.

They don't stop once in a while to take
a look around.

Oh, Grandpa.

Oh, hey.

Keep it in your granddaughter's mouth,
okay?

You wanted to make your grandpa come.

Grandma was right. You've got a really
big one.

Thank you, darling.

Wait, what do you mean? She told you?

Whoops,

I fell out.

Where am I going?

Sorry. No cheating, Grandpa.

You know what you're doing.

Pin the tail of the dog.

That's totally weird.

I'm so wrong.

Reminds me of Poland.

I mean, they're on my bed.

There's so much going on just to focus
on what's in front of me. No one else

me smell their granddaughter. That's not
what I'm supposed to do.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

I just wish this was going to be
completed and everyone's done

Grandpa. What'd I do?

Let me get that in. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Somebody got bigger.

Are you trying to stick it in the other?
What are you talking about? What is

going on?

Grandpa, are you already going to fuck
my friend?

One hole.

Oh, whoopsie. Wow, that's embarrassing.

Oh, my God. It was me.

It was me for sure.

I keep getting so many gray hairs in my
mouth.

That's hot.

You can floss your teeth with them.

Grandpa, your friend's fucking me really
hard.

I have a lot of depression.

Wow.

Do you want me to talk with him? Do you
want me to tell him, hey, maybe you

might want to do that gentle romantic.

I think that's what she wants.

Gentle romantic?

Is that what you want?

I'm not into old guys at all.

Well, fuck her heart again.

Oh, sweetheart,

your friend.

She really knows how to suck a dick.

Oh, you can take a lesson here. I can
see that. She's doing a real good job.

Oh, God.

There's a little bit of whoopsie.

See, just a little whoopsie.

Oh, whoopsie. Oh, that's right.

That'll be our little secret,
sweetheart.

Are you doing okay?

I'm so proud of you. Oh, yeah.

God, this is really embarrassing.

We can't tell anyone about this.

Who would we tell? Yeah, right?

I'm going to forget this happened
tomorrow morning.

Wow,

that's so good.

Maybe if I stick it back in you, I'll
come quicker.

Whoa.

All right. It's so good.

Put it back where, you know. It's right
where it should be.

I feel your wet cock all over my butt
cheek.

You're welcome.

Whoops.

Is that happening again?

Do I need my glasses?

Wow. It's just the thought of doing this
with you is going to make it

come so fast.

a bad idea. Maybe he's right. Maybe if
we just, you know... You guys want to go

and we want to, you know, feel alive for
one last time. Yeah, maybe you could

just for a minute.

I don't know. Or two minutes?

No more than ten.

No more than ten.

That's all I got.

Fifteen? No.

We're not doing that, Grandpa.

I mean, we could be here all night.

What if I die? I could still have a
heart attack.

Don't let my grandpa be a bad influence
on you. He's going to die. You're the

one who gave me those wrong pills.

Stop. You guys are lucky to have sex
with someone like us. You're going to

I don't know what to do.

I mean, you want me to have a heart
attack, do you? You don't want him to

Is your grandpa going to have a heart
attack?

He could, but they seem to get kind of
excited when we touch our own grandpas.

That's true. It did happen.

If you touch us.

We'll come faster, and then you can
leave.

I mean, that's what you want, isn't it?
A quick touch.

Oh, I think I'm going to come.

Why'd you stop?

I want to know if I'm going to come.

We'll never know.

Come on, go. Don't be shy.

Oh, okay.

Oh, my God!

Oh, God.

Fuck, that felt good. I feel our
ancestry through your fingers.

I think we found a solution unless you
don't want to when he dies and

I go sad.

Like, not too much, though. Just
lightly.

Yeah, I mean, yeah. I mean, the news, we
got time.

So we just have to touch it?

Oh, what's your hoo -ha's?

Yeah. Yeah.

Intentionally.

As long as there's some kind of
touching.

I think we should just keep doing what
we're doing and they'll be fine.

Fine.

Fine. So what are we doing here? Hmm.

You're still hydrated.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, he did get harder after you touched
it. See?

It's dying.

It's really big now. Oh, you're really
hard, old fucker.

Oh, every touch.

Oh, yes.

Is he getting close?

Is your grandpa getting close?

This is great. It's better when you do
it.

Maybe if we just hold their hands.

Oh my god.

Sorry. A little too far in.

One second at a time. You don't have to
grip it. Just a little.

Oh, that's awesome.

Oh, yes. Bite it. I don't know.

Oh, I lost feeling.

He's getting a little carried away.

Oh, my gosh. He's getting really worked
up.

I can feel it getting really hard.

He's just going to come through. I can
feel it.

Grandpa's just making weird noises.

Really?

It's either that or I fell asleep.

Is your heart okay?

I'm okay.

Oh, my gosh. If he comes too hard, he
might die, too. You have to make him

just right. Oh, yes.

Don't ask me how I know that.

Someone could use another touch. Just
saying.

Sure. It's like I'm there.

Come here.

Wow.

That feels great.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

There we go.

I just want to see something real quick.

I don't want to watch that.

Oh, yeah.

You're getting real hard.

Oh my gosh, Papa!

Oh, this should make it a pop.

Keep doing this. Yeah, hands on the
chest.

There it is. I got you.

Oh, yeah.

I think I'm really working on that.

Oh,

my.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my gosh.

Wow,

that feels really good.

I remember when I used to give your mom
a little bath.

I don't know.

I'm sorry.

I'm thinking about it now.

She was a page, of course.

Men like you guys typically end up in
jail.

How did you guys make it so long without
getting in trouble for your

pervertedness? We paid our taxes.

This is a world back then, sweetheart.

Yeah.

The first thing was that with the
blackout.

Oh, my God. Oh, my

God. That pill is making you laugh way
too much. Oh, wow.

I'm so determined.

Grandpa, why do you even have those
pills? I don't know.

Oh, my God. Did you end up taking one?
Are you all natural?

No. I take them.

Rectally. Oh, what?

What?

It is for me.

I call it the bump. Grandpa, that's too
much information.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, wow.

Okay, awesome.

Maybe you could let us take a little
break and lay down? Oh, that would be

Sure. How about...

I like spoon. This is good. Can we do
spoon? Spoon? Yeah.

Oh, good. Wooden spoons are great.

Like a spoon?

Yeah.

Look at these.

Oh, there it is. Oh, gosh. What the
fuck?

Your friend is so sweaty, Grandpa.

Oh, fuck.

This is terribly good.

Your grandpa's kind of athletic.

Oh, he just pulled a clutch.

Yes. Pull it.

It's so hairy.

Oh, my God. He just got so worried.

Oh, wow. I know it.

Yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

It's like already bedtime for you guys.

Are you even getting wet at all? Come
here.

Why don't you just lick her?

Lick your friend just for a second.

There you go.

There you go, darling.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Whoa,

I'm okay with licking her, but you can
just go back in that hole and focus on

that, okay?

Some space would be great.

Oh, yes.

Gosh, my mouth is so wet.

Come here.

Come here.

Not in my mouth, please.

Please don't come anywhere near my
mouth.

She got tight when you did that.

I clenched up when my grandma digged in
my mouth.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, gosh.

I think this is... He was about to cum
when you... He had it in your mouth.

I think I know what we gotta do.

I think so, too.

We gotta fuck our own grandpa.

Oh, I thought you girls would never come
to this country.

What did you just say?

Do you promise I'll never tell anyone if
we do this?

I promise. Oh, pinky promise.

I'm not going to remember this happened.

Oh.

Oh.

I guess.

Like this?

Is this a good position for you? I think
so.

It looks good.

Okay. Does it feel good?

Just don't make eye contact with me if
you don't mind. Oh.

Spin it, man. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Grandpa, you're bigger than your friend.

Oh, darling.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, my gosh. Does it hurt, darling? I'm
sorry.

Sorry. Oh, there you go, baby.

Oh, you're doing okay.

Oh,

that is so good.

It's like looking at a photo album.

I mean, you're already at me. You
probably need a touch more than that.

I mean, maybe touching you would make
you come.

Maybe we could pinch their nipples.

Yeah, with your toes.

That's so weird.

No, it's not.

I've seen stuff you wouldn't believe.

Just mother him.

It keeps them quiet if you just shove a
foot in their fucking mouth.

I don't mind that either.

You need some distractions, Grandpa.

When you guys are finished, shouldn't
you be by your walkers again? I

don't want to fall either.

Get over it. Maybe we can get on the bed
where they won't fall and hurt

themselves.

Okay. It's fine, Grandpa. Just put it in
so you come quicker.

Oh, my.

It's

okay.

I don't mind.

Don't you need to see what you're doing?

Nope. I've been doing it for...

I think

I've

done everything I wanted to.

Oh, you're satisfied, Grandpa.

Thank you.

I just want to help them get through
this. Oh, you do?

You want to help us, huh?

I just want to train these balls as long
as my day. Yeah, keep talking like

that. It's going to happen. Grandpa.

Say it.

Please come.

No, you have to say it. Say it with
heart. Grandpa.

Grandpa, please come, Grandpa.

That's what I wanted to hear.

Please come, Grandpa.

Please come, Grandpa.

Come, Grandpa.

I'm going to come.

You can do it. Thank you so much.

over me.

You're welcome.

Grandpa. Are you going to do the same
thing?

Uh -huh. That's a huge load.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

Grandpa.

Oh, my gosh.

Grandpa.

There's a lot of cum in him.

That's called spunk.

I feel so much better. Thank you so
much. That was amazing.

Thank you.

No more fighting.

Okay.

No more fighting.

Thank you, girls.

Don't you guys have a football game to
watch or something?

Bingo!