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What the hell are you doing here?
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What's happening here?
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Wait, don't shoot. Don't shoot.
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She said la la la la la
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La la la la la la
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La la la la la la
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Wait. Your family.
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-Coming today?
-Yeah.
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This is our last time together.
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-It's very, very sad.
-Very sad.
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Now keep going.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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You look so pretty.
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This is such a good look for you.
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You must be so excited.
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So excited. Yay.
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It's the moment you've been
waiting for. Do you feel ready?
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So ready.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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-How are you doing?
-Good.
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-How are you?
-Well, I'm great.
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-Wait, let me just take my things.
-Okay.
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Merci.
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Shit!
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Come here you.
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I have missed you so, so much.
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Been away for far too long.
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Hurry up, I'm busy.
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Wait, wait, I'm coming.
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Darling, I'll just pay
the taxi, all right?
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Okay, I'm gonna wait here
by the door.
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Okay.
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How much is it?
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35.
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Hey!
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I got your address
from the bartender.
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This is my hospital bill.
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You've got 30 days to pay it.
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I've got five stitches in
my dick because of you!
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What's going on here?
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I have no idea.
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Maybe this will remind you then.
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What are you doing?!
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Beat it, asshole!
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You will hear from my lawyers!
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What's with that jerk?
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I've no idea.
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What's wrong? The neighborhood
is full of weirdos.
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So, how was your trip?
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Well, it was actually a nightmare.
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You know,
first the train was delayed,
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and then I tried to go to the restroom,
but someone was smoking inside.
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-Oh, that's awful.
-Yes, terrible.
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You must be really thirsty,
do you want a cold drink?
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Yes, please.
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Oh, cheers.
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So, how have you been?
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Great. Busy.
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Well we haven't spoken
in a few days, we have a...
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-a lot of catching up to do.
-Yeah.
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We do.
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Well, you go first. I'm all ears.
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Right.
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Well, what I wanted
to talk to you is--
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Hello!
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How are you doing?
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-Hi.
-Hey.
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Bon on se fait juste un ptit café-
We'll just make a small coffee,
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and then we're leaving, so, you have
the whole place for yourselves.
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Oh. No rush.
We haven't even talked yet.
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Well, would you excuse me,
I'm in the bathroom for a minute.
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Okay.
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So? How's it going?
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It's a bit strange actually.
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It's like we don't know what to say.
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You're both really nervous.
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I still feel very bad
about all the lies.
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It's not like he's ever
gonna find out.
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Wait you show him
what you've learned.
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You won't feel so bad
about all the lies.
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And by the way,
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I assume that you're changing into
something sexier than this?
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Of course she is.
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I put some lingerie options
on your bed. I'm so excited.
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Good luck.
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Come on.
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Tell us how it goes.
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What hell are you doing here?
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This morning I lost my phone.
So, I came in from the back door.
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You have to leave, right now.
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My brother is on his way.
He's a policeman too.
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-He have gun?
-Yes, big gun.
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What's happening here?
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Wait! Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
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She's naked.
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So, then the TV broke and since
I had no phone I couldn't call
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service so I went down
to the street to get help and luckily
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Oleg agreed to come up.
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-What to fix the TV?
-Yes.
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And he must have forgotten his phone
which is why he came back today.
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Wait, wait.
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Why were you looking
for your phone in Ellie's bedroom?
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Because this morning we make sex.
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Well, I don´t blame her,
just look at that body.
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What?
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What the hell is this guy
talking about?
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Thanks Oleg. No really, thank you.
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My babushka always say,
my babushka don't say lie.
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What, you mean it's really true?
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Yes, it's true.
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We had sex a few times.
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I can't believe it, you know what?
I never would have imagined--
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I'm sorry.
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Really.
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I'm so sorry.
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Why sorry? We make very good sex.
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Oleg!
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Why you care what your brother think?
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Which brother? I thought
you only have sisters.
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What the hell Ellie? You were lying
to us this whole time?
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You promised us that you'd stop!
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Stop what?
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Oleg? Could you give us a minute?
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Russia.
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This is unbelievable,
utterly unbelievable.
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I know, but please,
don't be mad at Ellie.
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Like Veronique said, we are
the ones who put her up to this.
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She was afraid you would laugh
at her because she didn't have
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enough experience.
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Zero experience.
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And remember that girl
from the party?
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Miss Romania.
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-Anya.
-Well, actually--
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Wait. We haven't finished yet.
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Please don´t break up with Ellie.
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She such a great... but, you guys are
such a super duper couple.
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You're so compatible.
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'Cause she's like, a Gemini,
and you're a Pisces.
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And all these men she slept with--
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Right, that is it!
Shut up the lot of you,
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because apparently, none of you
have noticed that I am right here.
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I've been right here
for the whole time
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and I am perfectly capable
of speaking for myself.
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So, let me just clear up a few facts,
okay? In case there any doubts.
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A, I did not do this because
the two of you put me up to it,
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I did it because I wanted to.
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And B, I didn't just do it for him,
I also did it for me.
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So, yes. Yes, it's true.
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I was a virgin.
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And I started out very, very naive,
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and I thought the
most important thing
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was to learn how to please my man.
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Yeah, it's quite laughable, isn't it?
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But, you know what?
I'm not that girl anymore.
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I'm sorry Olivier for lying to you,
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but these past few weeks
have been the best time of my life.
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I've never felt so free and alive.
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And I found out that there's still
so much to learn
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and I'm just not ready
to be with one guy.
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But, I really am sorry.
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Truly sorry
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for hurting you.
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I just hope you can forgive me.
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Of course I can forgive you.
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This is such a relief.`
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-What?
-What?
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One second.
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I've been downstairs
for half an hour.
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Good luck, Olivier.
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Anya? What hell are you doing here?
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-You didn't tell her?
-Tell me what?
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I was just going to. All right?
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Ellie.
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Anya and I are back together.
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-What?
-Oh, come on.
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I ran into her in a little café
in Avignon and--
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"You ran into her",
Bah Oui parce que hein.
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The world renowned place
for Romanian tourism, sure.
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And when she heard that
you and I were together
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for almost two months
and hadn't had sex yet.
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She...
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she just clearly opened my eyes.
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She made me realize
I love you more like a sister.
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I have like a cousin
who sleeps with his sister--
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Kira, sweetheart, not now.
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Goodbye, Ellie.
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I wish you the very best.
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Are you okay, sweetie?
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Let's go for drinks and forget
about this giant douche!
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Or we can go to movie.
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Yeah, how about a comedy?
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-No, a porn Veronique.
-Yes, a comedy.
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For goodness sake, stop babying me.
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I don't need movies, I don't
need drinks, I'm fine!
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Actually I've never felt better.
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It's over, I'm free.
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I don't want to
talk about it anymore.
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Oleg? What are you doing?
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Sorry. I still did not find my phone.
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It's right there,
underneath the dresser.
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Sorry,
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I'm really sorry for today.
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Your brother
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might be very mad at you.
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He's not my brother,
he's my boyfriend.
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Was my boyfriend.
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Although, apparently now
I'm his sister.
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So, I...
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I make big problem for you?
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Must be mad.
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You know what?
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I am very mad.
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And I know just how you can
make it up to me.
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